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\ v ■ f V ■tf'» ?«JrfMW*l*?SI».;..it •'•% . Sarsaparilla is nnquestkma- Wy the greatest blood and liver metfdne known. It* positively and permanently cores every humor, from Pimples to Scroftila. it* is the Best* Blood Medicine. ■ b o w * V a lu e o r A w ell known minister is telling an anecdota about a brother olergymau wbe was required unexpectedly to o f ficiate at the funeral o f a man con cerning wham he knew nothing. When bo arrived at the town where the de ceased had lived he bad Juat time to make t few inquiries about his traits and achievements, the results of which ha noted en a memorandum. H is eulogy at the service, as reported, was about as follow^: "Our dear brother, whom we mourn to-day, was a man of rare character und ability. He bad the mental capac ity o f a” — referring to hie notes— “ Daniel Webster, the tact o f a” again consulting bis memorandum "H en ry Clay, the pertinacity of a” — another reference— "Ulysses S. Grant. W e can enly mourn him with a pro found and sorrowful regret now that he has gone to moot his"— another reference to the notes— "G od." Th e Reason W hy. Drummond, W is., Sept. 19 (Special) •—W hole families in Bayfield county are singing the praises ef Dodd’s K id ney Pills and the reason why is given in experiences such as that of Mr. T. T. W old, a well known oitison here. ” 1 had such pains .’ a my back that I did not knew what to do,” aaya Mr. Wold, ” and as I cam* across an stiver. lisement of Dodd’s Kidney P ills I sent for a box. That one box relieved me ef all my pains. My wifs also used them and found them just what she needed. I recommend Dodd’ a Kidney P ills as a surs core for Backahe, and other Kidney Troubles.” Backache is one of the earlieet symptoms of Kidney disease. Dodd’s Kidney P ills cure it promptly and permanently and prevent it developing into Rheumatism, Dropsy, Diabetes or B right’s Disease. S erve d H e r B ig h t . H e— Alas 1 methinks your heart is eol<L She— That's a fa c t I should have heeded mother’s advice. He— Mother’s advice? She— Yes. She advised me not to wear a thin waist until it got warmer. -----------A las! A iaok l The fool-killer sat la his easy chair smoking his pipo of clay, for he hadn’t a thing to de ea earth but while the time away. Bat seen the fool-killer’s pipe went oat sad then ke burst into tears; it was enly a dream— bis regular work was behind fall a dozen years. I For branchial tran roes try Plso’s Curs for Consumption. It is a good cough medicine. A t druggints, price 25 cents. A Consoling Thought. Bramble— Yes, I ’m ugly, I know I ’m ugly; but there is one grand oonsolation. Friend— What is that? Bramble— I f ever I sheuld become great, and the American people should resolve to erect a statue to my memory, they won’t be able to make me out any uglier than I am. ffiiL A When a child I had a very severe at» tack of Diphtheria, which came near prov ing fatal. Upon recovery the glands of the neck were verv much enlarged, and after the free use of iodiae, the right one was reduced to its normal size, but the left one continued to grow—very slowly at first, until it was about the sizeof a goose egg, which began to press on the wind pipe, causing difficult breathing, and be came very painful. An incision was made and a large quantity of pus discharged. The gland was removed, or as much as conia with safety be taken out. For ten Tears I wore a little pièce of cloth about an inch long in my nock to keep the place open. . During this timo I had to have it cut open by the doctor every time I took cold or the opening clogged. In the Spring or early Summer of 1 SS 4 I was persuaded by my wife to use S. S. S., which I did, strictly in accordance with directions. I took twentv-eix large bottles, and was en tirely cured, for I have not suffered since that time. B. S. R a g la n d . Royal Bag Mfg. Co., Charleston, 3. C. ANCIENT HISTORY. When the bells en a rural telephone circuit began merrily jingling one June morning half a doaen young women In as many farmhouses forsook every thing else, and with paper and pencil before them took up the roc elver a It was the agreed time for a review of ancient history, prior to the final ex amination In the "consolidated" high school on Monday. “ I say. girls" said the first voice when all were ready, "w hat does any body know about Moses?" "Oh, that’a easy, Henrietta,’’ was the answer along the line. "Born 1788, went into exile 1696, came back to Egypt 1608 and led the Hebrews out o f bondage. He died when be waa a hundred and twenty years eld." "Please say those dates again. BtheL” “ Seventeen-thlrty-elght, sixteen-nine- ty-eight, sixteen-fifty-eight.” "A ren ’t you saying them backward?" "W hy, no,’ stupid. It’s B. C.” "Th at’s ’Backward Counting,’ yon know, Henrietta," interrupted a third voice. N "Oh, yes, o f coarse. I ought to have known. But say, girls, that’ s Just what I want to know about H ow did you de it?" “ "D o what?” "W hy, keep track o f what year It waa when they had to count back ward. Do you suppose Meaes knew how old he was going to be when he died, and kept saying. ‘I was a hundred and twenty when I was born, in sev enteen-eighteen I ’ ll be a hundred—■ ’ and so on til be died?" "O f course n ot They counted their ages forward." "W h at I want to knew," said voice number four, ’i s bow they knew what year to begin to count with. N ew o f course we are adding a figure every year. W e started with the year one. This is nineteen-four, o f course, and next w ill be nineteen-five. Bat bow did those old-timers know in seventeen- thirty-eight B. 0. that it was going to be just that many years to the year sero, or to whatever they called It be fore ear reckoning began?" Into the transmitters o f half s dozen telephones and along a dozen miles o f wire was launched a confused murmur o f exclamation and query. A t last "it quieted down when the calm voice o f Henrietta was heard coming down the line. “ Oh, I can answer that one myself, girls,” she said. " I t was started that way, and all they had to do was to k«ep track. It’s marked here In the Bible that Adam waa born in four thousand and four, and e f course, knowing that, all be bad to de was to subtract one every year. IJ was bound to oeme out even.” I G iv e th e B o y s P o u ltry . As jnsual, there is loud complaint from farmers that the children brought up on the farm are getting uneasy and want to try their wings elsewhere. This Is nqt to be wondered at when these young people bear and read o f what Is going on in the world. The monotony o f country Ufa seems unbear able to them, especially when from the farm they obtain enly plenty e f bard work, tbe food they eat and the clothes they wear. True, ene may say that is about all any one gets oat o f life, bat if we can plan some way by which the young people can make a start for themselves they w ill be much more contented. Poultry offers a way e f trying ent the feeling of the young folks at small expense. Give them a cbatoce to raise poultry and have tbe proceeds for their own use, and In a year er two tbey w ill have become reconciled to coun try life and be w illing to make It their future or they w ill have shown their utter lack o f adaptability for it, in which case tbe best thing for them and for tbe parent is to let them leave tbe farm and take up tbe work for which they are better fitted, but don’t lose your grasp on the young people without first giving them s chance to do for themselves on tbs farm and show w hst is In them.— Indianapolis News. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Alw ays Bought ÀVfetf etefaie PrepatationforAs slnilatint **F«dandB<*ula- Bears the Signature of Ung the S B — tec andBcMeia of I V f )>• / < ilM. D K I N Prom otes Digestkm Cheerful- ness and Rest Contains neither Opium, Morphine nor Mineral. N o t H a r c o t ic . A n A m p lifie d W o m a n . "T h e car was entirely empty, with the exceptlen e f ene man," aald Miss Myra Kelly. "M e was the reverse o f the car. As I entered he rose, made me an unsteady but magnificent hew and said: " ’Madam, phleash* be kind ’nough to asshept thiob plash*.’ There waa nethlng else fer me te de, ae I thanked him and sat dewn. "A n d fer twenty blocke that Idiot hung from n strap, swaying lp the breeze, with net n seul to, the tar bat ourselves. Occasionally I have been taken fer ether women; but I never before had any ene think that I was a car full." ' Use For Over Thirty Years A perfect Remedy fo r Constipa H on . Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature o f N E W YO RK. Y l ( > |!UM I i l l 's tllfl USTORIA ] j D o s y s : { | Ci M s P r lo e e f T h ea te r S e ats There is much talk about the high price# charged fer seats to the thea ters e f Bos tern el tie«. Apropos o f this Is a story e f a Boston bex-elfloe man and n young man from file country. The latter confidently approached the vendor o f tickets, and Inquired; “ What’s your best seats worth to day?” “ T w o dollars," was the reply. The rustic hesitated fer a minute, and then pityingly drawled: “ Say, I don’t want to take the seat aw a y." * O ld e s t T h e a t e r In tbe C oun try. The oldest theater In America, the Walnnt Street Theater In Philadelphia, la virtually to be torn down and a modern playhouse substituted. This theater has rounded oat nearly a cen tury o f life as a purveyor o f amuse ment to tbe people o f tbe Quaker City. It was built in 1806 and about all o f tbe great American actors and actress es who have appeared before the foot lights since that time have trod Its boards. EXACT COPY O f WRABPCR. PRICES THAT TALK. Beat galvanised »tandard wrought Iron pipe Th « Villain—The angels of the other % inch, *5.90 per lou fe-d. Beat galvanized world ar« always pictured with wings at ■tandard wrought iron pipe. 1 inch, 17.9.1 per 100 feet. A ll d ie * in black and galvanised taek«d. plpa at loweat market price». Wood pump»— The Sonbrette— Yes. and the “ angels” capacity one barrel per minute, |8. Rubber, of th* theatrical world ar* attached to leather and canvas belting, hoee and packing at wholeaale prices. Write u» for your wants the wings. in the machinery line. Irrigation plants a »pecialty. Relereon Machinery Co., I Yen Can Get Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE. land, Oregon. W rite Alien 8. Olmsted, Le R oy.N . Y ., for a free sample of A lle n ’s Foet-Eeee. It cures tweeting, hot swollen, aching feet. It make* tew or tight shee* easy. A certain cure for *>rn§. Ingrowing nails and bunions. A ll d ru g gist* M il It. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute. W ONDERFUL W h e r e in T h ey D iffer. Dr. C. Gee Wo HOM E TREATM ENT Quite a Different T h in s. "George says he never has so good a time as when be is out with me,” asserted the girl in brown. "Does be really?" returned the girl In gray, commimratlngly. “ Now, Alfred is quite different When he’s ‘out’ with me he’s unhappy until be makes it up.” — Brooklyn Eagle.- Thta wonderful Chi nese doctor Is celled great because he curve people without opern- ttou that are given op to die. He core# with those wonderful Chi nese barbs, roots, bad« bark» and vegetable» that are entirely un known to medical eel- _______ race In this country. Through the aee o f those harmlraa remedies this famous doctor knows the action o f over MW different rem edies, which he aucceeefully usee In different diseases. He guarantees to core cattarh, asth ma, Inng, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidney« etc.; has hundreds of testimonial« Chargee moderate. Cell and aee him. Patients out of the oily write for blanks and circular« Bend stamp. CONSUL T A T IO N FHJCK. ADDKKSS ABSOLUTE ST. HELEN’S HALL SECURITY. OREQON PORTLAND A GIRL’S SCHOOL OF THE HIGHEST CLASS corps of teacher*, location, build ing equipment—the beat. Send for cat alogue. The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. Tmrm O p e n » S e p te m b e r 18» 190-4 25* Alder St.. Portland. Oregon. POSfTIQHS GUARANTEED . gV M eu u ou paper. *5,000 forfeit placed with a National Bank to make good any failure on onr part. Catalogue free. Write today. C « n u ln « C a r t e r ’s Little Liver Pills. B ou teI Burnt n o * * O ollogo Tmcomm, Wmmh. “ D I D ’IN T No. 39—1904 P. N. U. n H E N w ritin g to advertisers pleas « m ention th is pn p «r. H U R T A Open evening* till 9 Sunday* from 9 to 1. Phone Main 2029. 2! FIR RIZIINESS. D e c la r e « E s k im o « D eem ed . ^ M i n FOR n t/tL Ik. A. » AO an WISE BROS., Dentists 208-2“ F*u,n‘ » A f i S T « ® FOR BILIOUSNESS. FIA n in i LIVER, f i l CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW S U R . FIR THE COMPLEXION PISO S CURE B IT ” We can extract one or all your teeth with out at hurting a bit, and put in 1 new teeth the same dey if yon desire. Our system of crown and bridge work lk -lmple, quick and painless. Dr. F. A. Blackmore w ill have charge of our Gresham office every Saturday. The doctor Is a graduate end registered dentist, and we feel confident that he w ill treat the people right. 5 m P «e-S I«lte W F* I IS W H A T TH E Y S A Y M ust Bear Signatum of The Rev. Mr. Ryberg, pastor o f the C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E . First Congregational Church at Nome, urges President Roosevelt to do some thing toward saving the Eskimo popu B U Y lation e f Alaska. "Though tbey have saved tbe lives of hundreds o f gold seekers," says he, this kind and childlike race is rapid ly passing away. Its members are meeting a sad and undeserved fate. Shamefully neglected by oar govern ment, the last chapter e f their history is being rapidly written In cruel char acters of neglect and want, disease and crime.” The minister declares that the res ervations are unsuitable to Eskimo«, but that four to six colonies between Point Barrow and tbe mouth o f tbe Yukon w ill solve tbe problem in tpro P R O M Y O U R D E A L E R years. Only a constitutional remedy can reach an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When the b lo o d » restored to a normal condition and the scrofulous deposits are carried off there is a gradual return to health. S.S.S. is well known as a blood purifier and tonic. It is the • n 1 y guaranteed, strictly vegetable remedy sola. I f yon have any signs of When we read that a person who Scrofola, write ns was sick a number o f years was al and our physicians ways patient, we wonder if the same will advise you free can be said o f tbe attending kin. T M tw in Sfibbilo Compaay, Alitate, Ba. n mm Hood’s Poos D eath f f at oh E very Day. "W h a t are you doing sitting idling while your fellow s do all the work?" said the lawyer from the Stock Ex change Building to the underground cable workman. The electrician waa sitting on a tool box beside a'manhole at Washington and La Salle streets when the lawyer interrupted him. He looked up. and then with a faint amlle •aid: " I am tbe death watch." "E xplain yourself. I do not under stand you." "W ell, those men In the hole are conatontly In danger ef suffocation from sewer gas. I f I were In tbe bole I would run tbe name chance as they do. F or their safety I sit here in open air. I am net in range e f the gases. I f one o f them is evercem« I get busy, haul him Into open air and call a doc tor. See?" The lawyer "saw ” and went about his business, admitting to himself that there were tricks In all trades, and this was ene o f th« dangers which beset conduit men that he had never thought of.—Chicago Record-Herald. ,, RUSSELL H IG H G R A D E M A C H IN E R Y ENGINES BOILERS SAW MILLS T THRESHERS STACKERS W rite for Catalogue and Prices The A . H . Averill Machinery Co., You Can Count Your Chicken« Before They Are Hatched in a CHATHAM INCUBATOR. Every fertle egg you put Into a Chatham Incu bator w ill coine out n heallhy, sturdy chick. That i* the record the Chatham Incubator has made lor Itself end the Chatham Broeder w ill briug them ip better than the most motherly hen. There is _ifg money to be made in raising chic-tens with a Chatham Incubator. The farmer who overlooks thl* branch of hit business is neglecting one of the greatest profit producing departments of hi* farm. The Pacific Coast is not producing enough chick en* wants. Chicken raising r u e to supply their own irofi table. *8 , _U R OFFER: We w ill sell you a Chatham In cubator on time. It w ill make many times its cost to you .. We pay the freight. Write me for our Tnlque Catalog and useful hints on poultry rais ing. Costa you nothing. Do it now. OEOm Wo FOOTT P o o l Do Ooomt oal - AI PO RTLAND OREGON ri'