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A * \ î Rheumatism Does not le t go o f yon when you apply lotions o r liniments. I t simply loosens its hold for a while. W hy? Because to g e t rid o f it you must c o rre c t the add con- cfition o f the blood on which i t depends. Hood’s Sarsa parilla has cured thousands. Falsa Hopes. - ' Flaunigan—Say, Moike, thla won’t do. People say you are aliwate on Mrs. Fla herty—and ahe a married woman. Mike—Phwist! Not a wuml.- Thot’a on!) ao Ol c a n , go on borryin’ terbacky nr old Flaherty. Ue’a in bopea Oi’ll elope wid ’er. • Mother* w ill find lira. WInalow»’» Soothing S yrup th e b e .tre m e d y to uee lo r th e ir ohlldxen d u rin g th e te e th in g period.. ____ S p e c ia l I n d u c e m e n t ., Prospective Purchaser—I see you ad vertise a special inducement In engage ment rings. What is it? Jeweler—Well, we guarantee to re purchase any ring we sell within six months. unies. n o n u or i flrat day's uee of Dr.Kllne’e Great Nerve FITS rer. •iter : Permanently Mend for F r e e trial bottle and treatise. H ow Crane Mimicked Robson. When Robson and Crane acted the “Comedy of Errors” together, Mr. Crane’s “ Dromlo” was the most nota ble feature of the performance, for while Robson simply represented him self in the garb of the Syracuse ser vant Crane gave an excellent exhibi tion of his mimetic powers by duplicat ing the “Dromio” of his associate. He thus describes the opening night: “It was one of the most intensely exciting nights I ever experienced be hind the scenes. In making up, Rob son dropped a huge daub of grease paint on the front of bis tuulc. Out of pure consideration for art I painted a similarly dirty device on my garment But Robson nearly destroyed the fine fabric of consistency, to the construc tion of which I had sacrificed the cleanliness of my attitré, by walking on absent-mindedly in the second act with a smoking cigar protruding from his mouth. Just previous to his en trance In the first act he declaimed his speech in the wings, and from this I took the key, which I had to .bold con stantly in mind. My lines were only partly committed, so that between thinking of Robson’s peculiar voice and mannerisms—which I was expect ed to Imitate falthrully—and of my own speeches—which should have been delivered with equal fidelity to Shak- speare—I sweltered In body and mind all night—Leslie’s Monthly. JU sto rer. Ur. H. H. kfhie. Ltd..Mi A n * St.. Philadelphia, F a It Pays to Road Newspapers. F in e F in is h . They had bought an upright piano on the pay-weekly plan. “John,” ahe said one day, “I want you to stand off and take note of the exterior of thla piano. Can you see Its finish?” “I should say so,” sighed John. “When the Installment man comes.” Plso’s Cura la a good cough m ed icin e. It baa cared coughs and colds for forty years. At druggists, 25 cents. Quite s Pretentious Structure. Maria—What did Martha’s new hat look like? John—Goodness, 1 can’t tell! It look ed more like a basket phaeton full of flowers than anything else.—Cincin nati Commercial-Tribune. $ 1 0 0 R e w a rd , $100. T he readers ol th is paper w ill be pleased to le a rn th a t there is a t le a st one dreaded disease th a t science h as been able to cu re In all Its stages, a n d th a t Is C atarrh. H all’s C atarrh Cure Is th e only positive cure know n to the m edical fra te rn ity . C atarrh being a constitu tio n a l disease, requires a c o n stitu tio n al treat m ent. H a ll’s C atarrh Cure is tak en In tern ally , actin g d ire c tly upon th e blood an d m ucous surfaces of th e system , thereby destroying th e fo u n d atio n of th e disease, an d giving th e pa tie n t stre n g th by building u p th e constitution Assisting its w o rk . The and assistin g n a tu re in doing < i proli rie to rs h a v e so m uch \ faith in i u curative h a t th e y oflfer offer One H un d red Dollars powers t th O for a n y case th a t I t fails to enre. Sand for list ol testim onials. _ F. J . CHENEY A CO., Tolado, O. Add Bold by druggists, 76e. H allfs Fam ily Pills are th e best. S o rry H e Spoke. , "Oh, we have some very strong men in England,” boasted the new arrival from London. "How strong are they?” queried the American citizen. , -* “Oh, I’ve seen them lift cannons, trucks and even cars.” “Indeed. Then it Is strange that none of them can lift such a small ob ject as the yacht cup.” Cox, Wia., July 4.—Frank M. Rus sell of this place, had Kidney Disease so bad that he could not walk. He tried doctors' treatment and many dif ferent remedies, but was getting worse. He was very low. He read in a newspaper bow Dodd’s Kidney Pills were caring cases of Kid ney Trouble, Bright’s Disease and Rheumatism, and thought he would try them. He took two boxes and now he is quite well. He says: ” 1 can now work all day and not feel tired. Before using Dodd’s Kidney Pills, I couldn’t walk across the floor." Mr. Russell’s is the most wonderful case ever known in Chippewa county. This new remedy—Dodd’s Kidney Pills —is making some miraculous cures in Wisconsin. Romas Plebeian Provender. The Romans were great sticklers for formal dinners. Their appetite-produc ers consisted mainly of egg salad, spiced fruits, oysters, asparagus, and snails in vinegar. Then, having stirred up the Juices of the stomach to the point of keen expectation, they pro ceeded to realization by way of fish— ^principally mullet, which was regard- ed as the “top-noteber” of fishes, serv ed with a paste prepared of the flesh of the sea hedgehog reduced to pulp, with oil, pepper, onions, dates and mus tard; while, when the emperor was served with the priceless liver, the dish was but faintly seasoned with salt, pepper and oil, and served with chick en livers garnee. After fish and game, pork was the most esteemed meat dish, and it was served In the form of a roast stuffed with sausages. The dessert was formed of fruits in season, the luscious grape being a close com petitor with the apple. E IG H TY PY R A M ID S OF PA IN Boils show the blood is in a riotous, feverish condition, or that it has grown too weak and slug gish to throw off the bodily impurities, which then concentrate at some spot, and a carbuncle or boil is the result. To one already enfeebled by disease, boils seem to come with more frequency, causing the intensest pain and greatest danger to the already weak and debilitated sufferer. All skin eruptions, from the sometimes fatal car buncle to the spiteful little cat-boil, are caused by bad blood, and the only way to avoid or get permanently rid of them is to purify and build up the deteriorated, polluted blood, and counteract the humors and poisons; and nothing will do this so quickly and thoroughly as S. S. S., which is the acknowledged king of blood purifiers and great est of all tonics. Where the blood has become impoverished and is poor and thin, no medicine acts so promptly in building up and restor ing its richness, purity and * strength. The time to cure A lle g h e n y , P a ., J u n o l i , 1903. a b o il 14 h e fn re . i t _ _ F ro m t h o a g e o f t w e n t y o r t h i r t y I w ee s o re ly a DOil is Deiore I t (level- a f f lic te d w i t h l a r g e , a w f u l b o ll« o n m y fe e « e n d ops, when it is in a state b o d y . A s s o o n as t h e y w o u ld h e e l up i n o n e p ie c e o f in c u b a tio n o r fo rm a tio n o i in c u b a tio n o r f o rm a tio n in t h e blood; for boils are, after a l l o n l v t h e i m n t i r i - th e y w o u ld b re a k o u t in a n o th e r p e rt o f th e body, a n d t h i s c o n t i n u e d f o r t e n y e a r . . I t r i e d e v e ry - t h i n g I o o u l d h e a r o f t o g e t r e lie f , b u t n o t h i n g t l e f a i t h I n 8 . 8 . H. aner ail, only me impuri- d d o i d i n m g e m a e n g y o g o o d o d w . h I e n h a I d b b e u g t a l n i t It, b u t a fte r ta k in g ties and poisons bubbling i t f o r a s h o r t w h ile t h e b o ils b e g a n t o d is a p p e a r . Ut> t h r o m r h t h e s k i n « m i I c o n tin u e d o n w i t h t h e m e d ic in e , t a k i n g s i x b o t- "P . l n ™ u g n 8 “ Jn » a n a t i e « , a n d a l l th e b o lls e n t i r e l y d is a p p e a r e d . F iv e this W ill continue in spite y e a r s h a v e e la p s e d s in c e t h a t tim e , a n d I h av o n f n n n l t i r i n r r o n rl l a n n 'n e n e v e r b e e n b o th e r e d s in c e , s h o w in g t h a t th e c u r e OI poulticing and, lancing w u p e P in a n , n t. I h a d som e t h i r t y o r f o r t y o f t i l l t h e blood gets r i d o f t h e m o a t p a in f u l b o ila o n e e v e r h a d , a n d to b e it, accumulated p o i . o u . P S f Z . The w ay to stop boils is h e n r y zxnn . to attack them in the blood, * and this is what S. S. S. does. All danger of boils is past when the blood has been thoroughly purified and the system cleansed of all mor bid, impure matter. If you are subject to boils, then the same causes that produced them last season will do so this, and the sooner you begin to put your blood and system in good order the better the chance of going through the spring and summer season without, boils or other painful and irri tating skin eruptions. S .S . S. is guar anteed purely vegetable, and can be taken with perfect safety by old and young, and without harm to the most delicate constitution. It is mild gnd pleasant in its action, and unequaled as a cure for boils and kindred eruptions. Write ns if yon would like medical advice or other information. THE SW IF T SPECIFIC CO- ATLANTA, GAm POPULATION. More People Then Any Other Nation Except China and Sn—la. C h e —e F r i t t e r « . Cut some long, rather thin strips of cheese about two Inches long and one inch wide. Lay them for half an hour In a little oil, vinegar and pepper. Next make, some frying batter by put ting two ounces of flour into a basin with a few grains of salt; make a bole in the middle and mix slowly into it three tablespoonfuls of tepid water, to which half a tablespoonful of oil or melted fat has been added. Beat all well together, then wbisk stiffly the white of one egg and ntir it in lightly. Have a pan of fat so hot that a faint smoke arises from it. Dip the slices of cheese Into the batter with a skewer, then drop them into the fat and fry a golden brown. Drain on paper, and serve very hot with chopped parsley. Calf*« H e a d Scald off the hair, leaving the skin on, divide down the center, remove the brains, leaving the tongue, soak In cold water with vinegar and salt for three hours, then place the head In a large pot, covered with salted water; boll ten minutes, pour away the liquor, cover again with water, add two turnips, two carrots, two onions (one stuck with cloves), a bunch of herbs, a stick of celery, a piece of ham bone; boil gently and skim very carefully till the head bones can be drawn out; strain off the liquor, roll the head tightly together, keeping the tongue In the middle; place between two dishes; on the top one place a heavy weight F i v e O’c lo c k T e a S a n d w ic h e s . Cut your bread thin and shape as fancy dictates after the crust 1» re moved. Butter smoothly, and lay on a damp cloth until ready to use. For a filling use boiled ham, hard-boiled eggs and pickles, if liked, In equal proportions. Cut the ham with a pair of sharp scissors into long threads and slice the eggs Into thin, round slices. Mix a dressing of mustard, salt pepper, vinegar and celery seed and add a raw egg. Boil, and when it begins to thicken remove from the stove, mix lightly find spread. This is a most delicious mixture. Potato t-alad. Boiled potatoes passed through a coarse sieve make a more digestible salad than when sliced or chopped. Allow a tablespoonful of butter and a finely minced onion to half a dozen boiled potatoes, to be added while hot Add salt to taste. Pound the yolks of two hard-boiled eggs, season with a little dry mustard, celery salt and cayenne and beat into gradually *four tablespoonfuls of vinegar. Add the po tatoes and the whites, finely chopped. Set on ice until ready to serve; heap lightly In a salad bowl; add mayon naise if desired. L e e d s P ie . BOILS M ILLION Take the weight of two eggs In bat ter and beat to a cream, and stir into it the same weight of sugar and two eggs. Mix with the same weight of flour, a teaspoonful of baking pow der, the grated rind of a lemon, and pinch of salt Beat all together for a few minutes. Line a pie dish with puff paste and cover the bottom of the dish with preserve; then pour In the mixture and bake for an hour. Serve hot with sugar sifted over. G e r m a n K a ffe e b ro d . One cup light bread sponge, one- half cup sugar, one-fourth cup melted butter, one-fourth cup warm sweet milk, one egg, a little salt Mix down with fioud not quite so bard as for bread, put In a warm place and let rise over night. In the morning roll out flat, put in a dipper, cover the top with melted butter, sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon. Let rise and bake.—What to Eat. T o m a to S a u c e . J u t one pint of tomatoes Into a saucepan, with a slice of onion. Cook five minutes; then strain. Put one tablespoonful of butter into a pan, add one tablespoonful of flour, when smooth, add the tomatoes, stir until thick, and season with' salt and pep per to taste. 8 h o r t S a x R M tio iu , Dishcloths are quickly made fresh and sweet by boiling in clean water with a good lump of soda added. Always put the sugar used in a tart In the center of the fruit, not at the top, as this makes the paste Bod- den. When peeling onions, begin at the root end and peel upward, and the onions will scarcely effect your eyes at all. One of those “In” and “out” reg isters In the front hall and a little care on the part of the members of the household to keep them adjusted will save the maid many unnecessary steps, as well as much valuable time to the caller» It is only by association and com parison that we can grasp the dimen sions represented by the 80,000,000 population which the census bureau at Washington estimated were In the United States in 1903. This is more people than are in any other nation in the world except China with Its 400,000,000 and Russia with Its 130,- 000,000. Computed on the capacity of Its units this 80,000,000 stands for an Immeasurably greater productive value than does China’s or Russia's total, according to Leslie’s Weekly. When Alexander, of Macedon, in thè middle of Asia, was weeping because there were no more earths for him to conquer he had fewer subjects than the United States of 1004 has sover eigns. Under Caesar’s eagles, when Rome ruled the world, were less people than are under the stars and stripes in the days of Theodore Roosevelt. • With seven per cent of the world’s land area and five per cent of its popu lation the United States has twenty- five per cent of the world's wealth. The value of the United States’ prop erty, real and personal, in 1900 was $04,000,000,000, as compared with $59,- 000,000,000 for Great Britain and Ire land, $48,000,000,000 for France, $46,- 000,000,000 for Germany, $32,000,000,- 000 for Russia, $22,000,000,000 for Aus tria-Hungary, $15,000,000,000 for Italy and $12,000,000,000 for Spain. More over, the United States’ lead of all the other nations In wealth is increas ing faster than is her preponderance over them all, except Russia and China, In .population. Franklin told the British parliament Just before the revolution that the population of the thirteen American colonies was doubling every twenty- five years. The gain is slightly less than that now, though it is greater than that of any other nation. Through natural Increase, Immigration and an nexations the population of the Unit ed States multiplied fifteen times be tween 1800 and 1900, while It multi plied 105 times in those hundred years in wealth. Without allowing for increase In ter ritory, but keeping the diminishing ratio of growth in mind, our 75,000,000 population of 1900 will, there Is good reason to believe, be 150^00,000 in 1930, 300,000,000 In 1970 and 500,000,- 000 by the year 2,000, while the ag gregate of its wealth in the last-named year will be up in the dizzy heights of mathematics. Nothing in the Arabian tales is so 1 5 rvelous as is the expanslon ln pop ulation, wealth and power of the Uni ted States. W hy Wom en’s Teeth Crumble. It is estimated by a surgeon dentist who caters to the wealthiest families in the fashionable world that fully 60 per cent of the women In society who have reached the age of Mrs. Hermann Oelrichs wear false teeth. He says their teeth begin to ache and crumble soon after 85, whereas the average man in the same station in life main tains his dental integrity until be Is past 60. Sweetmeats are put down as the principal cause for the early decay of the teeth of women—not because there is any effect on the protecting enamel by actual contact with the saccharine substance, but because of the creation of an acid condition In the stomach, which appears to have a corrosive effect on the outer .hard case of the teeth. Men do not eat much candy—smokers especially—and they have almost enough tooth strength to bite a tenpenny nail in half. This same dentist. In common with many of his fellows in the profession, has discovered it is possible to fill cav ities in the human tooth with a sub stance far more enduring than gold, and absolutely to retard disintegration. Gold has been the favorite “filling’ for years because of Its non-corrosive qualities. A cement came Into vogue about fifteen years ago, but it pos sessed no lasting qualities, and Its use was only a temporary expedient. The new filling Is of porcelain hardness, and can be tinted to the exact color of the tooth—so perfect in resemblance that If the operator is skillful a pow erful magnifying glass is necessary to detect its presence. The operation Is an extremely delicate one. The small er the cavity the more difficult the filling. The substance is not a pro prietary article, but can be manufac tured by any dentist who has a bake oven and who has been taught the proper proportions of the ingredients. Once set, it will outlast the natural enamel itself.—New York Progress. Little Country Tow«* fle sits there at the fireside, where tbs mellow light is gleaming O’er the columns of the little country . . paper that he holds, And something he has read there seems to set his fancy dreaming, While memory’s panorama of forgot ten days uu folds. Its quaint and homely phrases all in cline him to reflection. Some sweetness of enchantment as ho lays Uie paper down, Strips the bitter peel of sorrow from the fruit of recollection, He tastes the mellow sweetuess of the little country towu. He sees et eve, a cottage with the lamp light dimly straying Through the window, thickly bowered with the honeysuckle vine, To his ears come strains of music, there’e a sound of someone playing On a little cottage organ, and the notee of “Auld Lang Syne.” He hears the tea things clatter, sees a woman’s figure flitting Here and there, belike some fairy, and > the shimmer of her gown. And longing leads his fancy to the place where he is sitting, Just across from her at table in the little country town. Yet he sits here alone, with all the dreamy shadows dancing, And silent save for voices that his memory may hear. The eyes that o’er the columns of the little paper glancing Like violets, dew-misted, in the pass ing of a tear. From some, as he, are missing from the circle once unbroken, And one he knows lies sleeping where the autumn leaves are brown. His hair is white like silver, yet la faucy he has spoken With all those lads and lasses of the little country town. The misty eye of sorrow gt the bush of dreams la seeking The rose of recollection with the frag rance of its morn. And in the ear of memory the voice of grief is speaking, The hand that plucks the blossom knows the sharpness of the thorn. His dreams die with the embers at the fireplace—ah, the pity! The paper falls from listless hands and idly flutters down. How lonely, lonely, lonely, is the sullen, smoky city. When the heart has come from striy* ing in the little country town. —New York Times. She Read My Palm. She read my palm, and, from her eyes, 1 would have sworu that she was wise. “Fear not,” said she, “though long yon drop, Some day you’ll shine ’way at the top.” For weary years I toiled away; I worked by night, I strove by day. Yet fame and wealth seemed just as far Ahead of me as any star. All else I bore, nor thought to grieve* Until my hair began to leave. Oh! then I wept and cursed the day That palmist maid had crossed my way. When at the glass I chanced to stop— Behold! I shone upon the top. —Lippincott’s Magazine. His Letter. When Willie Blank was at the sea« shore last summer bis father wrote to him quite frequently, and in each let ter inclosed 10 cents or a quarter to add to the little lad’s pleasure. Willie was no letter-writer, but one day he managed to compose the following comprehensive epistle, which he sent to his father: “Deare Papa—I got all your leters, and you have put some munny In each one of them. Please write oftener. Your laving son, WILLIAM.” —Woman’s Home Companion. E a s ily D one. Tess—Well, I believe I’m rid of Mr. Staylate at last Jess—How on earth did you accom plish it? , Tess—While he was calling upon me last night I remarked that “all hand some men were conceited bores.” Then Le said: “Indeed! 1 can take a hint as well as the next one,” and left.-— Philadelphia Press. Russia has 150 regiments of mounted Cossacks. B U Y A H a r d W o rk e r. “You oughter git me a job,” the of fice seeker said. “Why, I done the work of a dozen men fur you on elec tion day.” “You did?” replied the successful candidate, Incredulously. “Sure! I voted for you twelve times.1* —Philadelphia Public Ledger. A ll W aste d . “I begin to realize that there’s no satisfaction in saying T told you so.’ ” “No?” “No; because you can never get any body to admit they remember that you did.”—Philadelphia Public Ledger. PR O M YOUR D BAUER
