'
H a r m o n io u s D o c to r » .
“They hare called two doc to n la for
consultation.”
"And do the doctors acne 7“
“I believe they have agreed upon the
price.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
Mothers will Had Mrs. Windows's nothing
Syrup the bedt remedy to use for their children
during the teething period..
To make silk that haa been waahed
look like new pat a teaspoonful of methy
lated spirit» to a pint in the rinsing
water and iron while damp.
There la more Catarrh in this section of the
eountry than all other diseases put together,
aud until the last few years was supposed to be
inourable. For a great many yean doctor« pro
nounced It,a local disease, and prescribed local
remedies. dud by constantly falling to care
with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable,
doienoe baa proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requlree constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cura, manu
factured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, la
the only constitutional cure on the market. It
la taken Internally In doses from 10 I drops to a
(«■spoonful. It acts directly on tho blood
_
and
muooas surfaces of the system. They y off«
offer ona
hundred dollars for any casa It falls to cure.
Send for circulars and testimoniala.
Address,
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•old by Druggists, 76c.
H airs Family Pills ara the
Where the beat things are not pos
sible, the best should be made of those
th a t are.—Hooker.
Hood’s
P a c ta a n d f k w e a
W ATER IN D E S E R T C A C T U S .
For aeventy-aeven yeara the pay of
a Congressman of the United States N a tiv e s A r e A c c u sto m e d t o T ap P la n t
W h en T h ey A r e T h ir e ty .
was $6 a day wbile In attendance upon
The marvelous strength of desert
Sarsaparilla Is unquestiona a session and $6 for a$ch twenty miles plants
la well known, but we are a t
in going and coming. Double pay was
bly the greatest Mood and granted to tba Speaker of the House. a loss to explain the source or rea
of their luxuriance In regions
liver medicine know n. I t The President’s salary until 1878 was sons
where
only a few inches of water fall
when It w as Increased (for
Why Is it that Ayer’s Hair
positively and perm anently $25,000,
during
the year, and th at little is Im
G rant's second term), to $50,000. The
cures every hum or, from Vice President received $5,000, the mediately drunk up by the torrid bud . Vigor does so many remark
able things? Because it is a
W hat enables the yucca to thrust Its
Pimples to Saroftila. i t b chief Justice $4-000, *nd department bead
through
thirty
feet
of
gypsum
hair food. It feeds the hair,
heads lees. In 1866 the pay of Sena
the B est
puts new life into it. The hair
tors and Representatives was raised to and sand or the barrel cactus to store
$5,000 a year, with mileage at 20 centa enormous quantities of w ater and' to
a mile going and coming. The salaries hold the w ater for months, perhaps
of the Speaker and Vice President were years, or the sumach to cling so ten
A O hara o f S ir H e n r y I r v in g .
raised to $8,000. Delegate Jonah K. aciously to Its ground when every
When Sir Henry Irving was staying Kalanianaole, of Hawaii, baa to travel thing else la swept away, are ques
cannot keep from growing.
lately at the Queen’s Hotel, Manches nearly 10,900 miles to get to Washing tions which none can satisfactorily an
And gradually all the dark,
ter, a small boy, about 6 years old, ton and back, and bis mileage la $2,180. swer. No less marvelous and inex
son of William Molllaon, a well-known
rich color of early life comes
plicable la the mesquite shrub, which
sometimes has roots over fifty feet
member of Sir Henry’s company,
To B reak la N ew Shoes.
back to gray hair.
strayed Into bis rooms one afternoon. Always shako a in AUvn’a Foot-Ease,
Fbot-EsM, a powder. long, and other desert plants whose
" W k w I I n i used A yer's H air Vigor my
It cure« hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. hairy coverings and realnona coatings
h a ir « m about a il g rsy . B u t now It 1« a niea
Invited to make himself a t home, and Cures
corns. Ingrowing nail* and bunions. At
rich black, and a« th ick a« I eould wish.**
take some refreshment, he consumed a all druggists and shoe stores, 14 g "
— mbs . S usa * K i o r m n i n , Toscumbia.
prevent the evaporation of moisture.
any
substitute.
Sample
mailed
These secrets may soon be discovered,
pear and a bottle of lemonade with Allan 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
o. ATIt OO.,
JU j M a bottla.
apparent satisfaction. Then gazing
however, as the Carnegie institution m
wawaanfiimma
a ffi J B h
f
o
r
steadfastly a t his host, be said:
A happy genlna la one who has had haa established a desert botanical lab
“I do miss Pbll May.”
enough wealth left him to make it un oratory a t Tucson to study' them.
It was among the desert hills west
"So do we all,” said Sir Henry, necessary that he depend on his talents.
'
1 '8*1----
of Torrea, Mex. The Indian cut the
gravely.
top from a plant about five feet high
"Tea, but I miss him most,” pursued
Q R E G M ß n W O P u R lF /£ fi
and with a blunt stake of palo verde
the child. “He was my chum.”
W hy ness o f th e Wbyfbra.
pounded to a palp the upper six or
“Ah! that makes it very hard,” said
TESTED AND TRUE—GUARANTEED
Fred—I always enjoy convening with
NOWI Is the Urne te USB IT.
eight inches of white fleah in the a spinster at a social gathering.
Sir Henry.
standing trunk. From this, handful
There was a long pause, and then
Joe—Because why?
S m a ll C o in s N e w e r a n d B r ig h t e r . |
Fred—She never bores one half to
by
handful,
he
squeezed
the
w
ater
Into
the little fellow asked very earnestly:
“Have you noticed the improved
“Will you be my chum now?" So quality of the coins now in circula-i the bowl he had made In the top of death by talking abont old times.
they swore eternal friendship on the tlon?" asked the trolley car conductor, the trunk, throwing the discarded palp
on the ground. By this process he
altar of Phil May’s memory. .
as he pulled a handful of bright pen
nies, nickels and dimes from bia pock secured two or three quarts of clear
Cure lor B ack ach e.
water, slightly salty and slightly bitter
Randolph, Neb., May 30.—Cedar et for Inspection.
to the taste, but of far better quality
“It’s due to an effort on the part of
Co. has seldom heard of a more wonder
than some of the w ater a desert trav
ful case than th a t of Mrs. Lucy Nich- the government to put better money eler is occasionally compelled to use.
olls of this place. For a long tjme into circulation by recalling the worn The Papago, dipping thia w ater np In
Mrs. Nicholls suffered with very severe and shiny pieces from which the Im his hands, drank it with evident pleas
pains in the back and almost instantly pression of the die has become effaced. ure and said th at hla people were ac
these pains left her. She haa tried I’ve noticed for the paet two years a customed, not only to secure their
doctors and everything, but nothing steady improvement in this respect drinking w ater In this way in times
G enuine
had helped her till she used Dodd’s All the banking Institutions now of extreme drouth, but th a t they used
throw
aside
the
coins
that
how
decid
Kidney Pills. She says:
it also to mix their meal preparatory
“ Dodd’s Kidney Pills did ms so ed traces of wear, and the treasury to cooking it into bread.—National
much good I can’t tell, it was so won departm ent redeems these with new Geographical Magazine.
derful. My back h u rt me all the time. ones. In England a soiled bank note
I doctored and tried everything but did la unknown. The paper money la al
R E B U F F WA8 C U T T IN G ONE.
not feel any better. I thought my life ways new and crisp, being recalled
was short on earth, but now I feel like before It becomes worn. It’s getting F it tin g R etort o f “ Mad P o e t" to an
U ngentlemanljr R em ark.
*4
a new person. I used one box of to be th a t way in this country with onr
Many
stories are told of McDonald
M ust B ear Signatur« of
Dodd’s Kidney Pills and I do not feel •mall coins.”—Philadelphia Record.
Clarke, known fifty years ago In New
the slightest ache or pain- I can turn
York as the “mad poet,” which allow
W h e r e A ja x W o u ld H a v e F a ile d .
and twist any way without feeling it
“T hat is Ajax defying the light th at he had a vein of great shrewd
and I feel so proud of it I cannot hardly
ness, such as is often possessed by
express my gratitude to Dodd’s Kidney ning.”
people
who are counted insane.
“Well,” answered the man with the
Pills for what they have done for mo.”
One day he was seated a t a table
timorous manner, “there’s always a
A mocroaeopic examination of a hair strong chance th a t lightning won’t hit In a New York hotel quietly eating
will determine, with almost infallible anybody. If Uie same amount of elec his simple dinner when two young
certainty, to what kind of animal it bo- tricity bad been a fte r him in the bat men took their seats a t the same table.
FOR IIA B A C M L
longed.
' .
tery of an a u to m o b ile ^ don’t believe McDonald Clarke was a well-known
FOR M ZZIIIISS.
figure, and the young men a t once
Piao’s Cure is a good cou
cough
gh m edicine. Ajax would have been ao'courageous.”
FRO B IU 0R SIESS.
recognized him, though be did not
Donai a n d colds fo r fo rty —Tlt-Bita.
I t haa cured congha
FOR TRRFI» LIVE*.
years. A t druggists, 25 cents.
know them.
FOR
CONSTIPATION.
They
were
not
gentlemen
In
the
best
tobacco !
UPUOR-MORPHINE-TD
For hoisting from the 1,520 foot level
FOR
SALLOW
S U I.
sense
of
the
word,
and
it
occurred
lycured
I
HANTS PERMANENTLY
of the Kimberly diamond mine forty
w— row TOLL MKDCUUMU
to them th at they might have some
FOR TMECOMPLCXIOI
aeconds is required.
a u
sport with the poor poet Conse
PITA Permanently oursa. wo ntaor httwi W
quently one of them said In an un
I MU after Srst day'suae oiDr. Kline's Ursat Nsrre
L e a r n l n i l a O k la h o m a .
necessarily clear tone:
Restorer. Send for F ree S 3 trial bottle and traaUaa.
C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E .
Oklahoma baa seven educational in
Dr. K. H. Kline. Ltd..#*.* Arch 81. Philadelphia. Fla
“I have seen almost everything and
stitutions of higher learning under con everybody in New York except Mc
The Greeks had a female deity trol of the Territory, and many schools Donald Clarke. I have a great ad
-II
named Hyglela. whose duty It was, and colleges under the supervision of mirations for - hla poems, and I would
when properly propitiated, to keep the religions denominations. - The State give a great deal to see the man.”
WONDERFUL
babies well; when she neglected her haa more than 250,000 children of
When he passed the mad poet
HOME >
business, however, the deficiency was school age, and 8,000 young men and leaned forward and said with evident
TREATM ENT
sometimes remedied by Medltrina, who women in the Institutions of higher gratification:
T h is w on d « rf« l c h i-
learning.
restored the health of the little ones.
“Sir, I am McDonald Clarke, whom
km d o c to r la called
,
r
r * t be c a use h a c o re s
you say you wish to see.”
people w ith o u t o p e ra
tion t h a t a rc p r w o p
The young man stared a t him with
to die, H o c u res w ith
much rudeness for* a m om ent and
(b o ss w o nderful Chi*
neee b a rb s, roots, bods,
then drawing a quarter from his
b a rk s a n a T re e ta b le s
th a t a re e n tire ly no-
pocket be laid it on the poet’s plate,
k n o w n to m edical set-
saying, “T hat’s for the sight!”
ro c s Is th is eo i s t r y . T h ro u g h th e use o f
(boss
le s s re m e d ie s th is fa m n n t doctor
Clarke looked at the coin for an in k n o w s h th a rm
e a ctio n o f o r e r 100 d iffe re n t re m
edies,
w
hich
b e su c c e ssfu lly ossa in d iffere n t
s ta n t and then placing it in his pocket,
a se » H e g u a ra n te e s to c o re c a tta rh , a s th
he took ont a “York shilling,’’ 12% d m ise
a. lung, th ro a t, rh e u m a tis m , nervousness,
sto m ac h , liver, k id n e y s, e tc .; h a s h u n d re d s of
cents. This he handed to the yonng
te s tim o n ia ls
C h a rg es m o d erate. C all a n d
()oo D rops
see h im . P a tie n ts Out o f th o c ity w rite for
man. saying gravely, “Children half
For Infanta and Children.
b la n k s a n d c irc u la rs. S end stam p . C O N SU L
iiiriiiiii.tt.Siin.ii.iiuuuniuuiiuiinHUiHMmuiiMiiuu.ttmm.uiitiiuiitii^ltiUtH
price.”
T A T IO N VRKK. A D D K K S h
Ayers
Blood Medicine.
H a ir V ig o r
t
G ray H air
in
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
'Young women may avoid
much sickness and pain, says
Miss Alma P ratt, if they will
only have faith in the use of
Lydia E Piokham’s Vegetable
Compound.
Judging from th e letters she (a
receiving from ao many young girls,
Mrs. Pinkham believes th a t our girls
are often pushed altogether too near
the lim it of their endurance now
adays in our public schools and semin
aries.
Nothing is allowed to interfere w ith
studies, the g irl m ust be pushed to the
front And graduated w ith h o n o r; often
physical collapse follows, and it takes
years to recover the lost vitality, —
often it is never recovered. Mias P ra tt
eaym,—
“ D m M bs . P i n k h a m : — I feel it
my duty to tell all young women how
much L y d ia E . P i n k l i a m ’s won
derful V e g e ta b le C om pound has
done for me. I was completely run
down, unable to attend achool, and did
not care for any kind of society, but
now I feel like a new person, ana have
gained seven pounds of flesh in three
months.
“ I ; recommend - it to all young
women who suffer from female weak
ness." — Mias A l m a P r a t t , Holly,
Mich. — $9 0 0 0 f o r fa it I f origin al o f aboot
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W o u ld F l o a t A B ig F le e r .
According to a report of the geo
2 5 3 A ld o r S t . .
O re g o n .
logical survey of the* United States
M en tio n paper.
government, now nearly ready for
publication, petroleum was first dis
covered by Colonel Drake less than ECONOMICAL
half a century ago In Pennsylvania
near Titusville. Men in those days
had no notion th at petroleum was
among the necessities of existence.
A tallow dip or a wax candle illumin
ated sufficiently the night’s activities,
and a blazing log wood fire left no
room for desire for another kind of
heater. Petroleum might have been
counted a superfluity, but Instead it
sprang into immediate favor, and now
its list of popular byproducts grows
longer every year.
The total production of crude petrol
eum from 1859 to the end of 1902 baa
been no less than 1.165,280,727 barrels.
T hat means that if two and one-half
feet were allowed for the height of a
barrel, and if these barrels filled with
all the domestic oil that has been pro
duced weré laid so that their heads
touched they would encircle the earth
two and one-quarter times.
Of this total Pennsylvania and New
York produced 58.9 per cent; Ohio, 24.:i
Writs today for fra» m ustratod hook.
per cent; West Virginia, 11.3 per Cent:’
Indiana, 3.9 per cent; California. 8.0
per cent; Texas, 2.1 per cent, leaving
Tutk aid J o I iisob Stmts
.9 per cent to be supplied by the State*
PORTUID
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of Kansas, Colorado, Louisiana, Illi
nois, Missouri, Indian
Territory,
Wyoming, Michigan and Oklahoma.
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