Newberg graphic., May 13, 1904, Image 7

Spring M edicine
oondition Indicated
by pimples and other eruptions on the
faoe and body, by deficient vitality,
loss oi appetite, lack of strength, and
want of animation.
H ood’s Sarsaparilla
.
and P ills
H ake the blood pure, vigorous and
rich, create appetite, give vitality,
strength end animation, and care
ell eruptions, neve the whole family
begin to take them today.
“ Hood’s Sarsaparilla baa been used in
oar family tor some time, and always with
good Results. Last spring I was all run
down and got a bottle of It, and as usual
received great benefit.- Miss B suxjlm
B otox , Stowe, V t -
• Hood’s Sarsaparilla promisee to
•ure an d keeps the premise.
A VALUABLR PREPARATION
WRITES DR. KEM BAIX.
Strange are the pets that London
“fashion- compels Its followers to
keep, and various as they are strango.
A new Cuban poodle w as the rage
a few months bock.*- A special canary
In an article entitled, “After Big
foHows. Now It Is a fish again, and Game In W yom ing,- a writer in the
the strangest o f fish at that The gold-
P all M all Mag aalno tells of an exciting
otherwise it will most certainly be
superseded In popularity by the devil
fish, a most qualnt-looking reptile, for
which, a leading dealer states, there
have been Innumerable demands of
late.
The real borne of this fish Is Mexico,
and owing to its being somewhat rare
the cost of a devilfish is considerably
higher than that of the goldfish, which
can be bought for a few pence, while
the price of Its rival varies from five
to ten shillings. A curious character­
istic of the,devilfish Is that it almost
Invariably remains at the bottom of
its bowl or tank, and it is moat unusual
to see It swimming about. Unlike its
golden-scaled relation. It does not de­
mand a frequent change of water In
its home, but will live quite well In
the same water for weeks together,
while Its taste in the matter of food
Is not hard to please, for a devilfish
likes nothing better tbgn a'very small
worm. As a general rule London deal­
ers sell these fish by pairs.— London
Daily Mall.
Another F allin g Out.
v
Sharpe— When Cranker tries to run
up mountains with his automobile he
alw ays tells his friend some funny
jokes. .
For ooughs and colds there is no better
Wbealton— Yes; he told me some of
medicine than Piso’a Core for Consump­
those jokes.
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tion. Price 25 cents.
Sharpe— Did you catch on to them ?
Whealton— Oh, I tumbled all right
A Good Story.
When Representative Morris Shfcp-
pard, of Texas, was nominated for
Deafness Cannot Be Cared
bv local application* aa they cannot teach the Congress as the successor of his fa­
dimmed portion of the ear. Tbeie la only one ther, he was but 27 y e a n old, and bis
way to cure deaineaa, and that la by conatltu-
tlonal remediea. Dcafncaa la censed by an In- opponents lost no opportunity to'make
flamed oondition of the mucous lining of the capital o f bis youth. In joint debate,
Xuataehlap Tube. When thia tub* is In Darned
ou have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear- one day, one of Sheppard’s opponents
ig, and whep It la entirely closed, Deafness la proceeded something like this:
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
"W h y ,” be said, “it is ridiculous to
taken out and this tube re»toted to Its normal
condition, hearing w ill be destroyed forever; think of sending a mere boy to Con­
nine cases ont of ten are caused by Catarrh.
which la nothing but an inflamed condition oi gress. It la a time and place where
them u co u ■ surfaces.
we need mature men with mature
We w ill give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can­ mlnda. It reminds me of the old dar­
not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Curs. Send for key who thought the end of the world
circulars, free.
was at hand and who got down on bis
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J - CHgNKY A CO., Toledo, O,
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
knees to pray.
H all’s fam ily Pills arc the best.'
“ ‘O Lord,’ he pleaded, ‘come down,
and save this sinful world. And cyme
French Auto Train.
yourself, Lord; don’t send your son.
The characteristic feature of the
This ain’t no time for boys.’ ”
automobile. train invented in France
is the principle that each car propels
A fte r the Tips.
Itself; the propelling force only is fur­
“H ow attentive your waiters are to
nished by the locomotive. The latter,
that ostrich,’’ remarked the lion to
therefore, as It has no pulling to per­
the cashier of the Jungle restaurant
form, but only to supply power, can be
“I never saw monkeys so polite be­
built proportionately very light
fore.”
S'i
“Yes,- replied tbe beautiful tigress,
who acted aa cashier, “they were read­
righ tly named, because it purifies the ing in tbe ‘Jungle News’ this looming
Mood end tones op tbs body.
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that ostrich tips ars very valuable.”
— Philadelphia Press.
A T errible Discovery.
H s— What? Yon can’t go to the opera
W h a t D id She W ant?
With me to-night? Yoh promised-to.
Mrs. Newliwed— I want to get some
She— I know, but it ia impossible.
salad.
"H a ! I sea it all! Yon love another!”
Dealer— Yes, ma'am.
How many
“Oh, no— no, Indeed.”
hoods?
“Then yon have determined to tram­
Mrs. Newliwed— Oh, goodness!
I
ple on your own heart and marry some thought yon took the heeds off. I just
man for hie money. Aha! Yon shrink! want plain chicken salad.— Exchange.
Yon expect him to call thia evening!
Perfidious------ ”
The porks and ga&ens in Athena had
“Please, please don’t. It la not so.” *
protecting deities who, it is to bo pre­
“Then why don’t yon go T*
“I— l can’t get my new coat on over sumed, enforced attention to tho sign,
“Keep off the grass.”
the sleeves of my new dress.”
J
what
it lasted only a minute or two; but
while it did last it occupied the undi­
vided attention of all the participants.
I chanced to be tiding ahead, says
the author. “Thevafe a bear!” whis­
pered Jack, as a bib gray head ap­
peared over the fallen tree. W hat fol-
i lowed In the next few minutes takes
longer to tell than it did to happen.
A s I sprang down from the saddle to
shoot, an enormous grizzly o f the
largest kind'jum ped up on the trunk
of the tree, behind whk-h he had been
feeding on a dead elk.
A s I pulled the first trigger he
sprang down, all claws, hair and teeth,
and charged straight at us. The shot
was a clean missy-vver his back as ho
jumped down; and here was grizzly
not thirty yards away, on a down­
hill run, and obviously intent on get­
ting first blood. • • §7
The second bullet went home, right
in the center o f the broad, furry
breast, as we afterward ascertained.
H e turned a complete somersault, and
lighting on his feet again, came on, ap­
parently uninjured.
M y rifle was now empty, and there
w as no time to reload. The next few
seconds were a kind of nightmare. I
turned and jumped at the saddle, but
my horse, seeing the bear close behind
me, swerved and bolted before 1 could
mount. Grizzly, now only a few yards
away, w as rising to strike with a gi­
gantic, clawy, sinewy paw that could,
with a single blow, break a buffalo’s
back or tear out all his riba
W ith a cold thrill down my back I
also swervefi and bolted up the hill
for all I was ever worth in what Jack
afterw ard
described
as
ten-foot
stridea He, meanwhile, with unload-
Hy of the people think that c&tarrh la
a disease confined to the head alone.
This is not trae. Catarrh ia liable
to attack any osgan of the body;
throat, bronchial tubes, lungs, stom­
ach, kidneys and especially the pelvic
organ s..
Many a woman has msde this dis-
coveiy after a long siege of useless treat­
ment.
She bas made tbe discovery
that her disease is catarrh, and that
Peruna can be relied upon to core ca­
tarrh wherever located.
I f you do not derive piompt and sat­
isfactory results from the use of Peru­
na, writs at once to Dr. Hartman, giv­
ing a fall statement of your casse, and
he wilt be pleased to give yon his val­
uable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartm an, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
The major- Ohio.
• T h e M oney W ont.
Uncle Weyback— 1 jus’ tell yon, th’
city is an awful place. Skin yeh alive
there.
Fanner Meadow (gloomily)— That’s so.
“Eh? Did ysh meet some green-goods
men while you was in th’ city?”
HOWARD L BURTON, Assayer and Chemist
Specimen prices, Gold. Silver, Lewi, « 1 ; Gold, 8
“No-o, but my wife met some dry
ver,7ic; Geld, 80c; Zinc orCopper.fi. Cyanide tee
goods men.”
H elling envelope* end Dill price list cent on epplk
Chronic S o re s
Bating U lcers
N othin ? is a source o f so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, p a r­
ticularly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation
is w eak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the le g 4s *
frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the
tissues beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the
flesh melting a w a y and feel the strength go in g out w ith the sick-
en ing discharges. G reat running sores and deep offensive ulcers often
develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, bruise or pim ple, and are
a threatening danger always, because while all such sores are not can­
cerous, a great m any are, and this* should make you suspicious o f all
chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if cancer runs in
your fam ily. Face sores are common and cause the greatest annoy-
ance because they are so
W heeling, W . V »., May 88,190«.
persistent a n d unsightly
^
syears ago w hile at w o rk ,! fe ll over a track
and detract so much from and iverely Injured both of any shins. K y blood
to poisoned as a result, and the doctor told
one's personal appearance. ____ jrouid have running- sores tot lib , and that
M id d le aged and old peo­ If they dosed up the result would bo fatal. Un­
der this discouraging report X loft off their treat­
ple and those whose blooc ment and resorted to tho uee oY 8. I . 8. Its effects
is contaminated and taint' were prompt and gretifyfng. It took only a abort
while for the medioine to ours up the sores, and I
ed w ith the germs and p oi a a not dead aa the doctor intimated X would be.
son o f malaria or some pro neither have the sores ever broken ont again, and
some ia years have alapaad slnoe w hat I have da-
n o u s sickness, are the chief scribed soourred. .
w
sufferers from chronic sores
o ar* Behmoibaoh B rew ing Oo.
and u l c e r s .
W h ile the
blood remains in an unhealthy polluted condition, and the sore w ill
continue to g r o w and spread in spite o f washes and salves, for the sore
Is the outw ard sign o f some constitutional disorder r a bad condition o f
the blood and system, which local remedies cannot cure. A blood pu­
rifier and tonic is what you need— something to cleanse the blood,
quicken the circulation and invigorate the'fonstitution, and S. S. S.
is just such a remedy. It counteracts and removes from the blood
all the impurities and poisons, and grad-
«a lly builds u p the entire system ; and
f
when the blood has been purified the
healingprocess begins and the ulcer or
k
^ 1 1 sore is soon entirely gone. r S. S. S.
K E ffiA im
3M Virginia jt, Mala NI
tton. Control end Umpire work eollcltcd. i,ea<
v i l l a , C o lo . Reference Carbonate Nat’l Bank.
One pound of cork is sufficient to sup­
port s man of ordinary size in tbe w stea
u n i r ò CAMP CHESS.
have no idea of taking the places of
cooks, bnt who want to shine at sum­
mer camps, where tbe gentler sex is
not present
Good, plain, old-fashioned fare is
prepared and the dishes are made up
in the most appetizing manner. Every
kind of vegetable and fruit that grows
in the garden, bread, biscuit old-fash­
ioned buckwheats, stews, roasts and
soups are prepared by the boys.
The fact that the good things cooked
are eaten by tbe chefs, anting com­
fortably at s table where the lady
teacher does tho honors. Is one of tha
reasons why the boys enjoy their nov­
el lessons, and s larger number of
boys than can possibly be Instructed
are clamoring for admission.
They had been discussing the baby’s
ears, eyes and nose.
“And I think he's got his father’s
hair,” said the Joyful young mother.
“Oh, Is that who’s got It? I no­
ticed It was missing.” said the girl
who knew her before she was mar­
ried.— Exchange.
But for the frames some pictures
wouldn’t bo In it
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Are not manufacturer*
regular construction, bat
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Irs ta tre e t,
Put up with full knowledge of the re­
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try. Made to stand up, and will stand
np, better than any -buggy fold at any­
thing like the .price. If yon want a
good buggy at a moderate price, try our
” Bee Line.” You can’t beat It. W e
have the “ Bee Line ” Road Wagons.
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