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OUR OWN SOLOM ON Ha Conalderath tbs W a r Correspond- • a t s a d M arratotk a t Hta W ork . Your doctor will tell you that thin, pale, weak, nervou» chil dren become strong and w ell by taking A y e r's Sarsaparilla. Small doaes, fo r a few days. T h e change is very prompt and very marked. Ask your doctor w hy it Is. H e has our formula and w ill explain. M Whm U f M n oM. for many moaths aa sue thought I oould Ur* baeauM of this blood. Bat, la a lew waaka. Ajar’» SarsaaaifOa eeaa- platalr taataraS a * to health.’* Mas. X B ooam asTss, VlaalaaS, X. J. J . c. a v b b oo., d rjtjjh jL Lowall. Maw. The Children Biliousness,constipation provont re covery- Cure these with Ayer's Pills. N o t C row ded. “ I suppose there Is plenty o f room at the top In your business." “ Hardly. I am s steeple-jack." now’ s TU s? W s offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi any caaa o f Catarrh that cannot be oursd by H a ll’s Catarrh Cura. F. J. CH KNKY a CO., P ro v e , Toledo, O. Wa, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 16 years, and ballsva him perfectly honorable in a ll btulnoes transac tion* and financially able to carry on t any ob- X ^ ^ f t U A X , ^holCMdeDrusyists, Toledo, O. W aldim q , K u w a it A M a b v w , Wholesale Drug- sC atarrh Cure Is taken Internally, act in g d irectly upon the blood and mnoons snr- Lae gaet Read la the World. In 1901 the great Siberian railway was thrown open to the public. There was then in operation a total of 1,444 miles in Manchuria and 8,569 miles in Siberia, a continuous Russian line from Moscow to Port Arthur of 5,429 miles; and the new trains de luxe, which w ill begin running this summer, w ill give virtually a through service from Paris to Port Arthur, a distance of 7,299 miles, 6.600 miles of which is over Russian lines.— From James W . David son's "T h e Great Siberian R ailway” in the. A p ril Century. does its work in SO minute* and leaves lea* than 1 per cent batter fat. 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T hompson , B o x 105, Lillydale, N.Y. — $5000 forfott I f orlylMd o f s to s e /sttsr yroolmy IZEEEXSZK5 M y son, didst see thou the paper yes terday afternoon? And didst thou see it tbs day before, and even the day before that? to the cable office and glveth the cen sor a cigar, and sendeth a message stating that there hath been np bat- Yet, again, the w ar correspondent getteth news o f a fight, and he run neth with speed to the telegraph office, and sendeth tidings thuaf “ Behold, I was In the thick o f 1L “ Yea, the ten ton guns shot muchly about me, and the bayonets were thrust against my cheek, the points thereof being much blunted; “ Fourteen bones were shot over ms and I shook off the last horse; “ And it was two hundred miles unto' the town wherefrom I could send the news, y et I walked an hundred miles, and swam fifty miles through a river, Hast thoa taken and skated flfty miles upon thin ice. heed o f the black- “ And bought a mule with my last face rumor and the nickel (please cable $1,000), and rode it W sea rehead report? sixty miles until it fell and died by the Q Hast thou given wayside, B eye to the victory “ And then I rode upon a load o f hay which is cabled at until it was come unto this town, and I 1 p . m . and denied then I got off and ran upon my feet K at 1:3Q p. m.? the remaining thirty miles, Ja Know eat t h o u “ And I alone am escaped from all Q r who it is th at them that were-fighting. roameth up and down 'and putteth “ And it is generally conceded that tacks where they w ill attract the at never before was such a battle." tention o f the seat o f war? W hereat the editor sendeth word to Knowest thou who it is that ken- him, asking: - neth the secret thoughts o f kings and “ W ho licked?" the Innermost ideas o f warriors? And he hath gone and cannot be It is the w ar correspondent, and his found. name is Legion. And the editor teareth out the rest Yea, Legion is bis nams— John JBt. o f his hair and then advanceth the sal- Legion. Consider now the w ar correspond On condition that the office boy ent, how he taketh his fountain pen, shall permit his hair to be pulled out and his breechloading lead pencil, and for the good o f the office. bis submarine kodak, and bis maga Yea, the w ar correspondent doth all zine lunch box. thla and much more. * And whoopeth »dow n the pike to H e heareth heavy firing o ff the coast ward the place where the distant fir in the morning, ing is heard. And he denyeth it at night Behold, when there is peace, when H e sendeth word o f a victory at there is nothing doing, then doth the noon, w ar correspondent sit about the gates And he salth it la a defeat at mid o f the city and in the market place. n igh t Saying that the country is going to W ith hla fountain pen doth he sink the dogs. the cruiser ” and And telling how he gat the news o f with his typewriter w P ff the battle o f Bosky Dell before it had doth he blow up been fought the battleship. y\ But when one statesman and anoth W ith hla lead pen- er may not agree as to the ultimate d l doth he lead ness o f an ultimatum, then doth the great armies over war correspondent sing merrily and the mountains, /jr /Z m go about w ith h glad smile. And w ith his P O f Looking for an expense account that mind's eye doth he be may call his own. see other great ir- H e taketh unto his bosom the maps mles going into winter camp In the o f the world and he draweth thereon middle o f July. many lines. H e aaketh the diplomat what about Showing that i f the foe strlketh I t and the diplomat telleth him, here, then it is all up; And he tumeth In and wrlteth an But that if the foe cometh over article that showeth that this la not i t against »h i« valley, then w ill the de nor even about i t _ fender come upon him like a gas bill and shrivel him with despair. And hla heart la happy and his mind H e snlffeth the bottle from afar and 1« glad, i he tosaeth his head and cryeth, “ Aha! F or hla expense account flourlaheth Let me get at it." aa the grass o f the field. H e hasteneth unto the clothing store And waxeth great as the flow er« o f and the place o f them that sfll circus the field, which nifty not be cut down. teats and things. ^ . Though he eateth hardtack from the And he a tent he may have his pic army wagons, yet doth he get pay for and b u that yeth ^ ture in front , many taken garments (at of. * ' porterhouse steak and truffles. Yea, he also garnereth in the gun- somebody slse’s ex- T To-day he putteth a hero upon a shops, pedestal. Securing horse pistols, cow pistols, Also a tent that And to-morrow he foredoseth upon dog watches, he may eat in, and and Krupp K guns, and V# the pedestal, and the hero wondereth daggers, and and other arti where he is a t a teat that he swords, may dtjr cles to mention. sleep too In. numerous and a tent Vg / And when the cruel war is over the So he that may when he goeth aboard the w ar correspondent whose name is L e that write ship that la to take him unto the field gion, cometh home. o f w ar the captain thereof asketh that And the lycenm bureau and the 10- he w ait until the ship bath another cent magazine sit upon his front steps hold upon i t and plead for an hour o f his time, Y et the w ar correspondent whose Shaking large and juicy wads o f name ia Legion goeth speedily unto the money in his eyes. place where the w ar is advertised, And he taketh the time, And he salth unto the warriors: “ Get Also the money. busy. For I am here." F or he telleth all the people how he H e putteth upon his head a khaki told the winning army how to go about helmet and he strappeth about him a i t b e lt whereon be hangeth his gun, and Yea, verily, my son, he is as the his sword, and pistol, north pole seeker, who stayeth away And he has his picture taken to send long enough to write a lecture aud home to the folks. some magazine articles. And he letteth his whiskers grow. My son, there is nothing like unto Then he goeth unto the hotel and war correspondentlng except it be showeth the bartender how to make writing the story o f a debate in a the hilarious highball and the ram woman’s club. pant rickey. And the war correspondent whose And when night cometh he sltteth name ia Legion, everybody wanteth to down and taketh out his fountain pen read what he wrlteth and nobody be- and wrlteth six pages out o f the en lieveth him.— W . D. N esbit in Chicago cyclopedia and sendeth It by the ca Tribune. ble ($1.88 each word and punctuation W hy la M? mark), so that hla employer teareth " I t la all w e ll enough," said Uncle out much hair and speaketh curdling Joseph, as he put down the book, "but words. It isn’t true." Peradventure the next day he meet- "W h y not?" I asked. / eth another w ar correspondent—and “ Because the author makes him pro hla name Is Legion also. pose to the heroine in a crowded thea Now, ths other war correspondent ter. Now, a woman doesn’t w ent to asketh if there is anything doing. And ths first looketh wise and salth be proposed to in such a place. She that he hath prom- wants a quiet spot, where she can weep a little. Story writers should S f T V v t a * * * * **** o f all take this Into consideration." warriors not to “ Pshaw f said I. “ 7 » word about “ When a woman accepts a man for ®° ***• other war good and all, she likes do put her head U correspondent rush- on his shoulder and cry." said Uncle J eth unto the cable Joseph. “ I do Dot know why it Is. . . office and maketh but they all do lb " —— —------—— ,— “ Do they?" \ obeisance to the ‘Didn’t your w ife when she accepted ' '*"* ^ * censor. And sendeth a you?" he demanded. "W ell, yes, I believe she did." message stating that a fleet o f w ar “ They all do," said Uncle Joseph. ships hath come up over the ocean, and hath sank all the warships that “ They Uke It; It somehow comforts come against It, and that now the war “ But why?" m id I. 'is o v e r ." “ Ask ths women,” said U n de And the first W ax Correspondent, whoa« name Is Legion, hasteneth qlao Joseph.-—Woman's Home Companion. i Are Never Without Peruna in the for Catarrhal Diseases. House MR. AND MRS. J. O. ATKINSON, INDEPENDENCE. MO. Under date of January 10, 1807, Dr. In a letter dated January 1, 1900, M r. Hartman received the following letter: Atkinson says, after five years' experi " M y w ife had been suffering from a ence with Peruns: complication of diseases for the past 25 ” 1 will ever continue to speak a good word for Peruna. In my rounds as a “ He? case had baffled the skill of traveling man I am a walking adver some of the most noted physicians. tisement for Peruna and have Induced One of her worst troubles was chronic many people during the past year to constipation of several years' standing. use Parana with the most satisfactory "S h e also was passing through that results. I am still enred of catarrh.” most critical period in the life of a John O. Atkinson, woman— change of life. In Jane, Box 272, Independence, M o. 1895, I wrote to you about her case. When old age comes oa, catarrhal You advised a course of Peruna and diseases come also. Systemic catarrh Manalin, which we at once commenced, and£have to say it completely cured is almost universal in old people. her. She firm ly believes that she This explains why Peruna has become wpnld have been dead only for these so indispensable to old people. Peru na is their safe-guard. Peruna is the wonderful remedies. ~ "A b o u t the same time I wrote you only remedy yet devised that meeta about my own case of catarrh, which these cases exactly. Such cases cannot be treated locally; had been of 25 years’ standing. A t times I was almost past going. I com nothing but an effective systemic rem menced to use Peruna according to your edy could cure them. This is exactly intructions and continued its use for what Peruna is. I f you do not receive prompt and about a year, and it has completely satisfactory results from the use of Pe cured me. runa. write at once to Dr. Hartman, "Y o u r remedies do an that you giving a full statement of your case and he w ill be pleased to give you his valu able advice gratia.. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Teacher Johnny, what la an ada Teacher— Can yon tell me the differ ence between cantlon and cowardice? mant? Bright Boy— Yea, ma’am. When yon Johnny— You can’t fool me. Adair are afraid yourself, that’ s cautloni never had no aunt whan the other fellow ’s afraid, that’s Mothers w ill find Mrs. W indows's Soothing m w u film . Syrup the boat re mod y to naa fo r thalr children 8wiss watches, according to a report just published, sre becoming populsr In Chins. Those with fsntsstic designs oo the face find the most ready sale. Perrin’s Pile Specific The D m INAL REMEDY Eo Case Exists it Will Not C m W . L. 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