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Eruptions
T h e o n ly w a y to g e t rid
o f pimples and other erup­
tions Is to cleanse the blood,
im prove the digestion, stim­
ulate the kidneys, H ver and
skin. T h e medicine to take is
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Egyptian
An Egyptian papyrus which da tea
back to about 4,000 B. C. baa the fol­
lowing
injunctions:
‘ ‘ Calumnies
should never be repeated.”
‘ ‘ Guard
thy speech before all things, for a
man’s ruin lies in hia “tongue/’ The
wiae men of the race early learned good
Just la Hard Lack.
GOVERNOR OF OREGON
Uses Pe-ru-na
For Colds
in His Family
and Grip.
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Irate Gueet (to waiter)— Look here!
Ddin’ t I order a Swiss cheeae aand-
wich? 1
Polite W aiter— Yea, air, and there it
W h ich has cured thousands. is.
“ Mamma, what la Topsy’s other
name?*’ "Topsy In the play? I don’t
know, dsar; just Topay, that’a all.”
“ Oh. ahe haa another name. I beard
papa apeak it yesterday, bat I can’t
think ot it now. Oh, yea, I remember
—it’a Topay TurveyP’— Kansas City
Journal.
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- In Kentucky: Aecum— I don't know
whether your head ever the article
about Ooienel Luahman’a death was
printed the w ay you intended, but it
was a good one. City Editor— Let me
see.
W hat waa it? . Aacum— Haa
fought hla last bottle.— Philadelphia
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STICK TO THE
SIGN O f THE FISH.
Irate Guest— There are two alicea of
bread, but can you find any cheeae on
The physicians o f ancient times,
them?
Polite W aiter— I ’m sorry, sir.
The who were pretty acute observers and
cheese is there all right, only you hap­ knew more than some o f their scien­
tific successors o f the present day are
pened to hit on one of the holea.
wont to believe, placed a good deal
Determined.
o f reliance on the Indications o f dis­
“ M y brother is very much hurt that ease whleh are furnished by the
you should refuse to correspond with tongue. Even yet sn inspection of
him ,” said M r. Chelluaman’a sister. the tongue is one o f the routine prac­
C A P IT O L B U ILD IN G , S A L E M , OREGON.
“ By failing to answer hia many letters tices o f the physician in his profes­
I
you wrong him, although, perhaps, you sional visita. The tongue not only
A Letter From the Governor of Oregon.
do not mean it .”
tells o f the condition o f the stomach
Peruna is known from the Atlantic admirer of Peruna. He keeps it con­
“ N o ,” replied Mias Jilt. “ I do not and digestive organs, bnt also gives
mean to wrong him ; neither do I much valuable information regarding to the Pacific. Letters of congratula­ stantly in the house. In a recent let­
mean to write him .” — Catholic Stand­ the state o f the blood and o f the ner­ tion and commendation testifying to ter to Dr. Hartman, he says:
the merits of Peruna as a catarrh rem-
ard and Times.
vous system.
ed,
pouring In from e y .r . .U to in i 8t* te ° ‘ 0re« o° '
In simple Indigestion due to want the union. Dr. Hartman is receiving
_
Friend— Now that you have made
millions, what wlU you do? Old Bul­ o f tone in the stomach and intestines hundreds of such letters daily. A ll The Peruna Medicine Co. .Columbas,0.:
lion— l shall retire, and amuse myself the tongue is broad and flabby, tha classes write these letters, from the
D ear Sirs— I have had occasion to u s«
you Peruna medicine in m y fam ily for
telling pepople what .a burden wealth sides showing indentations from pres­ highest to the lowest.
The outdoor laborer, the indoor ar­ colds, and it proved to be an excellent
is, and how happy I was when I waa sure against the teeth; the surface is
covered with a thick white fur with tisan, the clerk, the editor, the states­ rem edv. I have not had occasion to
poor.— New York Weekly.
a yellowish or brownish tin t
man, the preacher— all agree that Pe­ use it for other ailm ents.
Yours v ery tru ly,
W . M . Lord.
Vanity: Mr. Potts (to hla w ife)—M y
In chronic disorders of the stomacb runa is the catarrh remedy of tha age.
dear, the air la chilly.
Fermes la and other digestive organs the tongue The stage and rostrum, recognizing ca­
I t w ill be noticed that the governor
fpnetre. The visitor (sotto voce)—Why Is usually more or less dry and ita sur­ tarrh as their greatest enemy, are es­ says he has not had occasion to use Pe­
The reason
do you ask your w ife In French te shut face haa a glased appearance, with a pecially enthusiastic in their praise runa for other ailments.
for this is, most other ailments begin
and testimony. -
the window? Mr. Potts (djtto)—B e­ patchy whitish or brown coating.
Any man who wishes perfect health w ith a cold. Using Peruna to prompt­
In Irritable or Inflammatory affec­
cause you are here. I f I asked her in
English aha wouldn’t do it, as she tions o f the stomach the tongue Is most be entirely free from catarrh. ly cure colds, he protects his fam ily
won’t take Instructions from me be­ elongated, and pointed, dry, o f a Catarrh is well nigh universal; almost from other ailments. This is exactly
fore visitors. But If I say it In French bright red or a brown color, and Its omnipresent. Peruna is the only abso­ what every other fam ily in the .United
ahe gets up and dees It at once, ae as surface 4s sometimes cracked or fur- j lute safeguard kilown. A cold is the States should do. Keep Peruna in the
to let you aee that she understands the rowed. The farrowed tongue is also beginning, of catarrh. * To prevent house. Use it for coughs, colds, la
of'kidney dis- c°lds, to care colds, is to chest catarrh grippe, and other climatic affections of
language.—Pick-Me-Up.
indicative In many ea
or perhaps o f a state o f lrrita- out of it* victims. Peruna not only winter, a q j l t h fiO L ir iU . bft nO -O ther ail­
The Rule of Th reef “ One week from bility o f the nervous system.
Such faxdilies
cures Cit&rrti,'tmt pfetentt it. ’ Every ments in the house.
should
provide
themselves
with a copy
to-day, Uncle John, I w ill be a married
household
should
be
supplied
with
this
In feverish conditions the tongue is
of Dr. Hartman’s free book, entitled,
man. Yes. In seven short daya I w ill
great
remedy
for
coughs,
colds
and
so
almost always coated and more or less
“ Winter Catarrh.” , Address Dr. Hart­
forth.
be Initiated Into the mysteries of mat­
dry, the degree, o f dryness often In­
rimony.*' “ No mysteries about f t my
The Governor of Oregon is
ardent man, Columbus, Ohio.
creasing with time and the height of
boy. It la just the plain, simple rule
A s k Y o u r D r u g g is t f o r a F ree P e ru n a A lm a n a c fo r 1904
the fever.
of three." “ Rule of three? Eh— what 1
In protracted typhoid and typhus fe ­
three?”
“ W ife, mother-in-law, and
vers and other affections In which the
Sufficient R<
hired girL” — Kansas City Jouxpal
vital forces become greatly depressed,
“ What makes Middlerib so bitter
OREGON
PO R TLAN D
the tongue Is covered with a brown or against Turks?”
T u b e fo r T ru th .
S t . H e le n * « H a ll
An American chemist has invented a blackish for, Is dry and hard, and
“ The young man who calls on his
Hom e and day school fo r girls. Ideal
location. Spacious building. Modern
tube for truth. Yeu speak into It; the the surface seamed with deep cracks. daughter smokes Turkish cigarettes.”
equipm ent. Academ ic, College Prepar­
In scarlet Yever one often sees the
chemical solution changes color ac­
ation and
special courses. Music, Elo-
d spei
cution, A r t in charge o f specialista,
Permanently uureo. Wonts or
cordingly to the tensity o f your emo­ strawberry tongue,” the surface ap­
-Illustrated catalogue. Easter term
after firstday'suseofDr.KUne’sareat IT
opens February L 1904.
tion. and truth and mendacity are de­ pearing unnaturally red and dotted Bsstorcr, Send tor F r e e S S trial bottle and
E LEAN O R TB B B E T T S . Principal.
scribed as being quite distinct and with small elevations, after the clear­ D r.E -H . Kilns, Ltd.. M l Arch at.. Philadelphia. Pa.
ing away o f the ,w hite coat
vivid colora.
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The Modern W ay.
The tongue is tremulous In cases o f
Girl In the Grand Stand—Isn’t that great weakness, o f temporary nervous
“ I wish to m any your daughter,”
a cruel game? Do you think it’s fair excitement o f shaking palsy, and of said the young man. The old man
for a desen men to pile them solves on lead-poisoning. I t is protruded with was a sensible old man.
top of the poor fellow that haa the difficulty In apathetic mental states,
“ Can I support you in the style to
ball? Her Escort— No; there oughtn’t In cases o f paralysis, and when It is which, you have been accusmtomed?” Poor man!
H e can’t help It.
to be more than eleven o f them, any­ dry and hard, as in lowered condi­ he asked.— Puck.
He
sets
bilious.
H e needs a
way.— Chicago Tribune.
tions o f the vital forces.
V o there w in And Mrs. W inslow's Soot b ln * good liver pill— Ayer’s Pills.
When the tongue is unusually red Syrup
beet rem edy to use for their children
“ Do you believe that the American It generally Indicates weakness; when the tee the
They act directly on the liver,
th in s season.
people like to be humbugged?" “ No, It Is bluish In hue it points to defect­
cure biliousness.
sir,” snowsrsd the sturdy patriot, ive circulation o f the blood from
Himself to
“ hut when they find anyone smart weakness o f the heart or extensive
“ Didn’t yon once say that yonr wife Want your moustache or beard
enough to do It they can’t help takln' lung disease; when it Is very pale It Is was the making of you?”
a beautiful b ro w n o r rich black? U se
off their bats to him,£— Washington
“ Only once,” replied lir . Meek ton.
a sign o f anemia.—Youth’s Compan­
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“ Henrietta heard it and said It was
ion.
very unkind and unjust to blame her g w era or pkwqirie os ». r. mu, t oa, sssbua . s . a.
in that manner.”
AMERICAN GOT COIN TOR
Futi:
Cross ?
BUCKINGHAM’S DYE
R H E U M A T IS M
AN IN D E S C R IB A B L E
a
TORTURE
THt PANAMA REVOLUTION
W ere It not for an American, who
has taken up his residence in Pana­
ma, the recent' revolution could not
have been suc­
cessfully carried
oat. Tracy Rob­
inson, who looks
enough like the
p h o t o g r a p h s of
W illiam C u 11 e n
Bryant to be his
twin brother, was
the man who suc­
ceeded in raising
the
sinews
of
Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't
prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It
takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long1 before
any symptoms are felt. T h e blood is the first point o f attack, and
the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib­
uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and
settle in joints, muscles and nerves ; and when the system is in this
condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure to night air,
damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds or winter, to aronse
the slumbering poisons and bring on Rheumatism. T h e severity
H e was one of
o f the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the
the commission, a
TRACT ROBINSON.
$ uantity ot acrid matter in the
c o r r e «pondent
joints and muscles. Some peo­ B H E X 7M A TI8K I N E L B O W S , W R IS T S says, that came to N ew York to get
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AN D KNEES.
ple are almost helpless from the
U rban«, Ohio. Aug. 80,1008.
the coin, and the terma on which It
first, while others have occa­
Last w in te r I bed a severe attack o f was finally secured were that I f the
Rheumatism. I t started In the righ t
sional spells or are uncomforta­ elbow,
and from there to my wrists; the revolution was a success the money
r
ig h t w rist was the worse. I t became was to be returned, but If n ot the
ble, restless, nervous and half
swollen and extrem ely painful. M y le ft
sick all the time from the knee jo in t w as the n ext place to be st­ Investors were willing to lose.
eed. I t became sw ollen and o f course
n a gg in g aches and pains. Rheu­ taoked.
That Is the story as given out by
painful. The n ex t point to be affected
was
the hip and ankle, which
n
hloh rave
me Robinson, but the chances are the
matism is a . disagreeable com­
much trouble. I w ae barely able to e e t
panion even in its mildest form.
about for aome tim e. I waa under treat­ money sharks had better security In
ent o f a physician for aw hile, but get- a cinch on some Panamanian prop­
It grows worse as we grow older, m
tin e no better I began 8. 8. 8., and after
ta k in g It for aome time I was entirely erty, from whleh they w ill now real­
and frequently stiffens the joints, relieved
o f tbo Rheumatism. A ll sw ellin g
draws the muscles o n to f shape and soreness d is a p p e a r e d . I consider ize interest— Cincinnati Port.
S. 8. 8 an excellent remedy for Rheuma­
and breaks down the nervous tism
W has She Saw.
and all troubles h avin g their origin
system. A disease that origin­ in the blood.
He— H ow did you enjoy the opera?
G R IX 7 IT H K X L L T .
She— Oh, it was just splendid.
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism « 0 8 B l o o m f i e l d A v s .
He— Really? Bnt it was all French,
does, cannot be cured with ex­
f t it?
ternal remediesr like liniments and plasters; such things scatter the
She—Oh,
nol O f coarse, aome of
pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch
the
handsomest
ones were unmistaka­
the disease or improve the condition o f ¿the blood. T h e thin acid
bly
Parisian,
but
there were many
blood must be restored to its normal
pretty gowns that were evidently
purity and strength, so that all poi­
made here.— Philadelphia Press.
sonous substancea may be carried out
No O ther Coarse Open.
of the system, and no medicine accom­
' I t ’s a very old plot.”
plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S.,
“ Yes; but what is A plagiarist to do?
which not only neutralises the acids
and counteracts the poisons, but builds If he •teal* * new Plot there'll be twice
up the general health at the same time. M mucl1 complaint.” — Puck.
W rite for our special book on Rheumatism, and should y o u 1 i f the w olf had any sense he would
desire any special information or advice, our physicians w ill furnish hang around the rich man’s door,
it without charge*.
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DYSPEPSIA
•lO O R E W A R D «TOO.
T b s readers o f this paper w ill be pleased to
/earn that th ere is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been ab le to cure in a ll lta
Stages, and th at la catarrh. H a ll’s Catarrh Cure
y e a rs I w a s a v ic t im o f d y s ­
«F e r
li the on ly p ositive cure know n to the m edical
fratern ity. Catarrh b ein g a constitutional dis­ p e p s ia In Its worst form. I could eat nothing
ease, requires a con stitu tion al treatment. put m ilk toast, and at tim es m y stomach would
retain and digest even that. L a s t March I
H a ll’s Catarrh C ore la taken In tern ally, acting not
began taking C A SC A R E T S and since then I
d irectly upon th e blood end mucous surfaces
have
steadily improved, until I am as w ell as I
o f the system, thereby destroying the founda­ ever waa
In m y life .”
tion o f the disease, and g iv in g the patient
D a v id H. M chpht . Newark. O.
strength by b u ild in g np the constitution end
assisting nature in d oin g its w ork. The p ro­
prietors h a ve to much fa ith In Its curative
powers, th a t th ey offer O ne H undred Pollers
for any case that It falls t o core. Send fo r list
o f testim onials. Address
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