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Does not let* go o f yon
when you apply lotions or
Bniments. it* simply loosens
its hold for a while. Why?
Because to g e t rid o f it you
must correct the add con­
dition o f the blood on which
it depends. Hood’s Sarsa­
parilla has cured thftnaaw<i*T
Fixed.
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Super— No, sir, the ghost hasn’ t
walked for two weeks.
Critick— I saw the leading man with
a wad today. He must have got his
salary.
8ttper— Oh, yes. He’ s the star.
Crittick— What you might call a
“ fixed” star, eh?
C om p rom ise,
Mamma— Oh, you bad boy!
Where
have you been all tlilk time?
Don’t
you think you should be ashamed to
worry your mother so?
The Boy— Well, ma, I ’m willin’ to
be ashamed that I worried you if ytra’ ll
nromiae not to tell pa anything that’ ll
worry me.
The Beal ih 'n g .
“ This,” said the yonng benedict,
who was just realising that he had
caught a Tartar, “ ia what I call real
married life.”
“ I ’ m glad you’ r satisfied' with some­
thing,” she snapped-
“ Oh, I ’m not. I merely meant to
inform you that it ia not ideal.’ ’
F o r fo rty year’s P l w ’i Cure fo r Con­
sumption has cured coughs and oolds. A t
druggists. Price 2fi cents.
Willing He
> ''moke.
.
objections to my smoking
here?” asked the offensively cheerful”
man as the vessel gave another disqui­
eting larch,
W h y o f It.
“ None.” replied the pale chapin the
Mrs. Hayrix— It ’peers tew me es steamer chair, “ here— or hereafter.’ ’—
heow that cousin’ ov yourn is livin’ in CincinnatFCommercial Tribune.
a heap better style sense she got a di­
vorce.
Mother« will fin* V w Wtn.lnw’« xmwMn*
rrup the beet reme«ljr to n*e .or heir children
Mrs. Oatcake— Yes, in coarse she do.
te tooijqiig nuou .
She’s livin’ on th’ antimony the
jedge took an’ ’ low’d her.”
Unfortuna'ely the Only 1 rey.
Perrin’s Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
N o C b m Exists It W ill N ot C m
“ Of course you wouldn't marry a
title?”
i.u, if there was any other why of
getting one,“ answered the severely
practical girl.—Chicago Poet.
• Y e a Can O ct Allen's Foot-Ease PBFB.
Write Alisa 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y., for a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Kase. It earns
sweeting, hot swollen, asking feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A Artaln cure (of
eorns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug­
gists sell it. tte. Don't acc«pt any substitute.
H ERBERTS
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Victorian
Herbert Spencer, the distinguished
English philosopher and author of
many scientific worts of great value,
who died recently at hla home In
Brighton, was the loot of the great
thinkers of the Victorian age, which
included Charles Darwin, Thomas
Huxley and John Tyi^all.
Herbert Spencer wag born April 27,
1820, the son of a poor schoolmaster In
Derby, England. His advantages In
early life were few, most of his edu­
cation being received through his fath­
er, yet he lived to be one of the great-
■it thinkers of the age. At 17 he be­
gan the struggle as a civil engineer, a
calling which be followed for eight
years. While thus engaged he spent
his leisure hours In the study of social
science, but It was not until 1833 that
the result o f all this thought and prep­
aration was published to the world.
Then appeared his first book. “ Social
Statics,’’ which was four years in
advance of Darwin’s ’’Origin of Spe­
cies*’ and dimly anticipated some of
the proofs of evolution therein set
forth.
Spencer’s first volume was received
with fro«ty air when noticed at All.
Others followed only to experience a
k
■; : gUt recop:Ion. „ At first
the tlciei mined philosopher paid the
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Follow ing the Racos.
C A T H A R T IC
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Bpoart— You say ho follows tho race
horses. Ho looks p ro s p e rs .
Nervitt— Yes; the race horses keep
him busy.
Spoart— Bookmaker?
Nervitt—No; pawnbroker. — Phila­
delphia Ledger.__________ ;
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The W isdom o f w isew cR .
KEEP YOUB BLOOD CLEAl
Noitt— That fellow Wisewell could
have given Solomon a few pointers...,
Askitt— Come on with the explana­
tion.
Noitt— When he and his family
went to the country for a month’s vaca­
tion he took his gas meter along.
IS COMING
BRINGING
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In every country of the civilised world
Sinters of Charity are known.
Not
only do they minister to the spiritual
and intellectual needs of the charges
committed to their care, but they also
minixter to their bodily needs.
With so many children to take care
of and to protect from climate and dis-
esse, these wise and prudent Sisters
have found Parana a never failing safe­
guard.
Or. Hartman '•receives' many letter*
from Catholie Sisters from all over the
United Rtatee. A recommend recently
received from a Cathloic institution in
Detroit, Mich., reads as follows:
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The readers of this pspsr will be plesised to
rn that there is at least one dreaded di»asss
,t seieuee has been able to cure ta all lu
staces, and that iscatarrb. Hall’sCatarrb Cure
Is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis­
ease, requires a constitutional treatment. cost of p . ..Hi.on or.: oi Ills own slen­
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ins der mean«', that being the only way he
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
ould tp-»- hjs-vvoik before the people.
of the system, thereby destroying tbs founda­
tion of the ditease, and giving the patient Not uni. twenty lour years later was
strength by building up the constitution and
auiitTnK nature In doing its work. The pro­ he uhie to .«uy that he had got his
prietors have so much faith In Its eurativs money all but k so that he had lost
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollare
Discouraging
for any «ass that it falls to oars. Sand for list nothing by his work.
of testimonials. Address
as
all
this
.must
have
been,
Mr. ¡Spen­
F. J. CHKNJTT A CO. Toledo, O.
cer was not of n kind easily turned
■old bydruggists. 7 *.
Mòdi nbhdi or/dk* forai Usé
•f «et «ori On sok cwnmdart
Look for Ut
of the rtakoni
U m msm TOWER on tiw buttata.
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Use Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca­
tarrh—A Congressman's Letter
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Sisters of Charity
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T h o L e s t o f th e O r e s t T h in k e rs o f th e
Brave Mao
Ethel— Do you really think the lieu­
tenant will propose to Beth.
Edith—Oh yes., Ho has several
medala for bravery, you know.— Puck.
R D EAD .
CATARRH
Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coming o f winter, for with the first
breath of the “ ice-king ’.’ this miserable disease i9 fanned into life and all
the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the
throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking
and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance
and source of annoyance, not only OOTXIiD H O T H H O t T U B T IC K O F A
C LO C K .
to the one who has it, but everybody
Wataontown,
Pa., July *3, 19*3.
else. The thick, yellow discharge D m i Sirs:
from the head produces a feeling of
I hava uaad 8. 8. 8. tor Catarrh of the
lnnar ear. and hava found It aa sxoal-
personal defilement, and the odor of lant
ramady for tama. X had basa
the breath is almost intolerable.
trou b led Wish this diaaass for ysars
triad many thing« la aa offert
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The catarrhal poison brings on aaA
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in g did ma any
gat rsllaf,
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iSTai
stomach troubles and affects the K id ­ psrmaaant goad
ood u n til I b e fa n 8 s. s.
i«o h »rg
_ o from
and m r
fhad | d ________
neys and Bladder. It attacks the ha
art nr waa ao badly affected that I
•oft bones and tissues of the head could not hear tho tick of a slosk. X waa
bod abapa whan I beran yoar mad-
and throat, causing total or partial la
loin#.
dan# away
loin*. 8.
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BEL. with t
deafness, the loss of smell, and riv - di.ch arro and my h aa rlas has
»d
arfall
in g
to tho TOic . .
twang. N o part o f the Body 18 secure in aa ardinary ton«, wbaraaa a ya&r
from its ravages. Catarrh make* ago. this waa lmpqasibfa.
Y o a r m a d io ln a has d o n a m o n w o r l d o f
you sick all over, for it hr a dis­ g o o d a n d X d o n o t b a a ita to t o g i v o l t t b o
orodit
i t dooorvoo.
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ease of the blood, and circulates all
W . T . KBUKBXHH.
through the system, and for this
reason, sprays, washes, inhaletf,
ow ders and salves have prove# H O S I O H O F O A T A K B H X H T H I S -
T IS V YSAK 8.
urea.
K r o b o , Xnd. T o r . , A n g . 1 ,1 0 0 8 .
The way to cure Catarrh thor­ D o a r S i r « :
About tblrtooa yaaro ago I wood yoar
oughly and permanently is to cleanse
remedy for Oatarrn I bad bean troubled
the blood of the unhealthy secretions with
it for about nine year«, but since
that keep the membranes of the body taking S. 8. 8. have aavar boom worried
it. X leal able to rooomatowd 8.8.8.
inflamed, and nothing does this so with
no a aura euro for Catarrh.
surely and prom ptly as S. S. S. As
T. U IL L W U L
lon g ss the blood is poisoned with
Catarrhal matter the discharge o f mucus and other dlsgustlag symptoms
o f the miserable disease w ill continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source
o f the trouble and purifies and enriches
the blood, and so invigorates and tones up
the system that catching cold and con­
tracting Catarrh is not so lik ely to occur.
Keep the blood in order and w inter’s coming
brings none of the discomforts o f Catarrh.
W rite ns particulars o f your case, and
let our physicians help you get rid o f this
blood-tainting and Stubborn disease. W e make no charge whatever foe
medical advira.
, T H E N W IT
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DAVI D M aSU O O ll
of thirty years’
It was through his genius
aside.
Il9 continued to think and
write, and bis great Ufework stands
to-day the strongest kind of evidence
tbnt the sublime fBliU,-b* hsd In bta
own ability was well founded. He
lived to hear the applause of the world
aeclalmtug him one of the greatest
intellectual leaders of his time.
Herbert 8peneer was* simple and
unostentatious to it marked degree.
He repeatedly declined academic hon­
ors fniui colleges ami universities, and
titnlnr honor'» which the late Queen
Yle’ o a was. willing to bestow upon
him in re-ogn.tlon of his distinguished
«en h es to humanity.
'1 he romantic side of Mr. 8pencer’s
life nay be a« iced- up In a few
’v -«??. He v -> tl".o 'dly attached to
h1s mod -T r od grieved much during
her Inst i u "» a . The on y other wom­
an for whom he seemed tff entertain
*eo’ ings of affection was George Eliot.
T ’.i 'y were ic-eat t
knd It is said
'hat Le was in love ,wlth Uer.^ Per-
n-'fli th» tiringed evidence In supoort
'i ’ l a» ( ':1m Is th™ knowledge that he
vas
-• er in love with anyone else
•tnrt the feet that hr never married. —
In ^hi_fOTif!’l'»nllons to science Mr.
Pppneer I * * l o r o tlie workings of a
iw-te:
I one that was clear, vlg-
'••o «.
■ ’ e-;ginal In Its eoii-
eptirii'1 T li« florid of mankind Is
rrentiy Ind«! trd for lil# services and
will m* «r-oo't....w Lis equal.
Wood Saws. Drag Haws ran oy steam or gaao-
llne engines, also the latest In «aw mill ma­
chinery, stump pullers, weU drilling machin­
ery. etc., etc. \
Write for your needs.
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PRUSSIAN
P O U L T R Y FOOD
RE 1ER SON MACHINERY CO.
Feet of Morrison Street
Portland
Oregon
Can* Cholera, Ron,
u l other disease».
It Helps hen* !«jr sad
aukes chick» grow.
The “ Oraln o f T r o th ."
Fk(». 2S »nd Me; Falk. $3.»
PrmaoUa h o d y U k Foal
“ Pa, what's a grain of trath?”
“ It is generally the thing that keeps
all the women in the neighborhood
saying: 'W ell, I declare I*
‘I never
would have thought it !’ 'You don't
Say!’ 'I never did believe she was as
innocent as she tried to make out!' and
'I feel so sorry for her children!’ ”
m
& kSB Ss?
•ton n o d e r lr e perfect satisfaction.
W. MlNTHORlt, muyard. Weak.
to needed la rstotna poattry.—C. B.
HIOUIN, Latah. W m L
Pardaad Seed Co.. Afts. Pertlud, Sr.
Praniao FoaUry Book FKC
Leads In Lam ber.
Wisconsin is first in lumber and tim
her prodnets.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
AN EQUINE DWARF.
ALCOHOL, OPIUM,
TOBACCO USING S
▼SITE FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE
Rnt aad Boatratofr St»., J
■ala 394
.
Genuine
Carter's
Dr. C. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL
. HOME
TREATM ENT
Little Liver Pills.
T ill« wondwfnl Chf-
d »
doctor to called
im r t bocaam h. carm
peopU without opera­
tion that arogTM i np
to dla Ho car«« with
thorn wonderful Chi­
na«« harba, root«, bud»,
bark« and n p U U a
that am «ntliwly un­
know a to medical ad-
ntca In thla country. Th roach th« m . of
thorn haraalem remedies this funnat doctor
know« th« «ettoa of over MO different rem­
edies which h f »n rr— fkUy «am la different
dim— » . He fneranteee to care cettarh, asth­
ma, long, throat, rhenmatlani, neryouanem,
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M u s t B«flur S i g n a t u r « o f
one oi uie teatures of a recent horse
show in Vienna was the appearance of
two horses, the one Mid to be the larg­
est horse In the world, the other sup­
posed to be the smallest The Illustra­
tion shows the comparative size of the
two,, and when It Is added that the
smaller horse was the else of a S t
Bernard dog the huge proportions of
his big comrade will readily be under­
stood.
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W h a t G ra m p p « N a v a r 8 aw>
Mr. Grumpps— What boobies women
are—always crying at weddings!
Mrs, Grumppe—You never ssw wom­
en crying at a divorce, did you?
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