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Ih e W orst Kind ef Onat.
B u come down to us through the egea
like the pyramids and the sphinxes.
I t nfgkcs its presence known by many
signs—glandular tumors, bunches in the
neck, cutaneous eruptions, inflamed
eyelids, sore ears, rickets, catarrh, wast­
ing and general debility.
Sufferers should take
"T h e re ’ s lota of different kinds o!
gnats in this world/’ remarked the
man who had traveled some, "b u t the
gnat that says, when you aak him into
a tobacco store to have a ciggy: ’ Gim­
me a pack o’ cigarettes,’ oomei pretty
nigh to bein’ the pup of them a l l . "
; Ernie— So they eloped?
Edith— Yes. their parents paid the
village blacksmith not to shoe their
The great specific for scrofula, effecting
horse, but they eloped in an automo­
the most wonderful, radical and perma­
bile.
nent cures. Be sure to get Hood's.
Ernie— That was nice. I suppose
The Real Thing.
love laughs at blacksmiths as wsll as
Von Quiss— What does your friend locks mitba.— Chicago News.
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write? Veras? Novels? Tragedies?
Too Rapid for Hba.
H. Kaahe— Great Hoott, what do yon
H e— I was hold up for a minute or
take him for?
An amateur?
No,
sir! He writes advertisements of two by Mrs. Talkington Just now.
She— That so? What did she have
course!— New Orleans Times-Demo­
to say?
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He— Gee whiss! I haven’ t got a
Overmatched.
stenographic memory. — Philadelphia
"N o w . witness," said the lawyer, Ledger.
"y o n say that yonr hearing is good"
"Y e s s ir ."
For coughs and colds there is no better
"H o w good? Give me an illustra­ medicine than Piao’s Cure for Consump­
2 6 cents.
tion. Can you hear my watch tick?" tion. Price
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"N o , sir. I t ’ s three days siooe I
Passing Belief.
saw you going into the pawnshop, and
Miss Giddy— What did he say when
the watch must have ran down by this
you
told him I was married?
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Miss 8peitx— W ell, he seemed sur­
Natural Conclusions.
/
prised.
" E f dere’ s milk in paradise dey nous’
Miss Giddy— Did he ask to whom?
have cows d a r," said Brother W il­
Miss Kpeitz— No, hut he asked ’ how
liams, "e n ef dey got honey dar dey it happened.’— Philadelphia Press.
sho mas’ have bees, en whar bees is
day’s blossoms, en whar blossoms is
Misunderstood.
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dey’ s always watermelons in season,
"N ow , then, young m an ," said W il­
bless de L a w d !"
lie ’ s mother, " I won’ t let yon play
taseoall again in a hurry, and you’ ll
Too Much Ambition.
get no supper tonight."
" I can’ t understand why you dis­
"W h y , is sapper all over?"
charged my boy. You advertised for a
"Y o u know very well it la. You
boy with ambition, and be’ ’ —
saw mp at the back gate and heard me
"T h a t’ s jast it, madam— that’ s fast calling an hour ago."
it. He wasp’ t in the place two days
" W h y —er— I thought yer was jest
before be had his feet on my desk and applaudin’ de two-bagger I m ade."
was smoking my cigars."
H ood's Sarsaparilla
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( l l o afterflratday’ euaeofDr.KUne’sUreotNerre
Restorer. Rend for F r e e S I trial bottle and treat Isa.
In Nassau street, near where it merg­ Dr. K .H . Kline, Ltd.-Ml Arch S t. Philadelphia, Pa.
Soils Bibles and Dice.
es into Park row, is a little shop whose
proprietor evidently believes that he
is going to catch customers both " a
coming and a gw in e." He has but a
small window for the display of his
wares, and in this are'grouped Bibles,
prayers books,
miniature
roulette
wheels, dice and playing cards.
Unreasonable Sister.
Mamma— Why, Herbert, what in the
world is the matter with sister?
Herbert— Aw we was Just a playin’
haunted house, an* she was the ghost,
an’ I give her a little chain to swaller
bo ’ s she would clank every time she
moved, an’ now she’s a-cryin’ an* says
she don’ t want to be the ghost any
more!— Magasine of Humor.
A Bright Student.
A t a medical oollege some students
were being questioned in anatomy, and
one of them waa asked, "W h a t muscles
have their origin in the popliteal
space" The bright student promptly
replied, "W e ll, there’ s that one with
the durned long name, and I don’ t re­
member the two others."
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B O W TWIST
________ , ______ that can n o th « cured by
Catsrtb Cure.
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W. J. CHUNKY A Co., Props., Toledo, O.
Wo the nnderricnod. have known r . J. Cheney
for the peat 15 yean, and believe him perfectly
honorable In ell btuineas transaction* and fln-
anci ally able to carry ou tan y obligations made
by their firm.
W aer A T a r a x ,
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Speed of Waterspout.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
WALoura K in n a n a M a r v in ,
A waterspout Spins with enormous
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Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
speed. Its velocity at the sea level
Hall’s Catarrh Cure la taken internally .acting
has been estimated at six miles a min­ directly on the blood and mueous surf sees of
the system. Price- 7 5c per bottle. Sold by all
ute.
Iru fidstt. Testimonials free.
S a fi’s Family P ill* are the bast.
Church Tenets and Long Life.
Mrs. Margarets Danielson of Cam­
bridge, M ina., is T32 years old. She
is the mother of two Swedish Baptist
ministers and ascribes her1 long life to
her strict adherence to the tenets of the
church.
Unintentional.
Toast Magtor (tochairm an of public
dinner)— Would yon like to propose
yonr to u t now, my lord, or should we
i«t ’ em enjoy them selves a bit linger?
— Punch.
A Good B egi
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b I fc i i
I f the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season,
yon are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled w ith boils,
pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning akin eruptions
that make one’s life a veritable torment and mist y .
Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the
.blood and strengthening the w e a k
places in yonr constitution. During the HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BQIL8.
cold winter months we are compelled
I h a d a h o r rib le
to liv e indoors and breathe the impure
a t ta c k e f b o i l s
th a t b rok a ou t a ll
air o f badly ventilated rooms and of­
o rc r m y body and
fices. W e over-work and over-eat, and
fro m w h ieh Z
get too little out-door exercise, and our
c o u ld c a t n o pos­
systems become clogged with impuri­
s ib le r e l i e f u n t il
ties and the blood a hot-bed o f germs
Z b e g a n ta k in g
and humors of every kind, and warm
y o u r m e d ie ln s ,
weather is sure to bring a reaction,
a n d Aram m y e x ­
p e r i e n c e Z oan
and the poisonous matter in the blood
s a fe ly s a y S . 8 . 8 .
and system w ill break out in boila and
Is th e b e s t b lo o d
pustules or scaly eruptions and red,
disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make p u r ifie r I n t h e w o r ld .
M rs. U . 7 . B M T T M M ,
a good beginning this season by taking
W y t h e v llle , Vu.
a course o f S. 8. S. in tim e; it w ill not
only purify your blood and destroy the
THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER.
germs and poisons, but promote healthy W h i l e l i v i n g In S h erm a n , T e x . , Z b e »
action o f the Liver and Kidneys and
e a r n s a v io tu n o f im p u re , w a t e r y
b lo o d . Z jr a n d o w n I n a p p e t it e and
g ive you a good appetite at a time
e n e r g y ; w a s s c a r c e ly a b l e t o g e t
when yon need it most.
about and had to step off and rest
occasionally.
took 8. S. 8. and be­
S. S. S. improves the digestion and
imuieve Z at
lt ones, and after a
tones up the Stomach, and you are not thorough court* b
became strong and
w e ll.
continually haunted by the fear of
Z t h in k 8. 8 . 8 . t h e b e s t m e d ic in e Z
indigestion every time you eat, or e v e r u sed a s a n a p p e tik e r a n d g e n -
e r a l ton ic.
J . O . H O O TT.
troubled with dizziness, nervousness
811 R a ilr o a d stre et,
R o m e , Oa.
and sleeplessness. There is no reason
to dread the coming of warm weather if yon have your system well fortified
and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish
blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons o f every kind and
bring on a long train of spring and summer ailments, break down the con­
stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders.
Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Iv y « and other irritating skin
troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons
are antidoted and the thin, acid blood
made rich and strong before the coming
of warm weather.
A course of S. S. S. now would be
a safe precaution and a good beginning
and enable yon to p a s s in comfort
through the hot, sultry months a n d
escape the diseases common to spring and summer. S. 8. S. is guaranteed
purely-vegetable
ptinker and the
tbe most in­
purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier
in
vigorating and pleasant o f all tonics. W rite for our book on ’ * Tbe Blood and
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A fungus that rapidly destroys wood-
pavements is giving trouble In English
cities using such pa tip s . The fungua
spreads from Infected blocks to sound
ones, and the only ¿Scans of checking
It seems to be cartful Inspection of all
wood before laying and the prompt re­
moval o f Infected blocks.
The curious habit o f carrying a live
sea anemone In each o f its two claws
la ascribed to the Hells, a genus of
small crabs of the Maldlve Archipel­
ago. M. Borradaile states that the
crab’s claws are tOo frail for use in
defence, and it la not clear whether the
anemones are held as a means o f pro­
tection or as s trap for food.
A primeval forest containing 120,000
camphor trees, measuring from 7 to 18
feet In circumference hu» " recently
been discovered ln~-Jfarmoea. It Is
estimated that the yield of camphor
gum from these trees Will amount to
]3,000,000 pounds. T h e forest is not
entirely composed o f camphor-trees,
but contains other varieties, including
an abundance o f "red-grained” oak. .
Some time ago B. Walter showed
that an electric spark feels its w ay
from the positive pole to the negative
in a rapid succession of preliminary
sparks o f increasing length. By some
excellent photographs with a moving
camera, he has now proven that light­
ning similarly establishes a conducting
path through the air by a series of
minor flashes, and that as a rule, the
lightning passes from tile cloud to the
earth aa a series o f continuous dis­
charges.
Before the Royal Microscopical So­
ciety In London, Mr. E. B. Stringer has
described a new methodtpf photograph­
ing objects magnified by the microscope.
The light o f the eletric arc Itself is em­
ployed, that o f the incandescent car­
bons being shielded, the light Itself Is
filtered, and thus a powerful violet
monochromatic light, at the extreme
limit o f visibility. Is obtained. With
this light excellent photographs of
minute objects, under a magnification
o f 2,200 diameters, were made ond ex­
hibited upon a screen. Mr. Stringer
suggests that lenses specially corrected
for tbe ultraviolet rays would enable
photography to do fo r'tb e microscope
what It baa already done for the tele­
scope.
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In July 1902, E. L. Furlong o f the
University of California rediscovered,
on Potter Creek, In Shasta County, a
remarkable cave, which had been visit­
ed once before by J. A. Richardson in
1878. A party from the university has
since thoroughly explored the cave, as
a part o f tbe investigation now going
on to determine the antiquity of man
In California. The bone« o f a large
variety o f animals have been found, in
eluding ancient representatives o f the
elephant, the tapir, tbe horse, the fo*,
the wolf, the bear, and so pn, besides a
large number of- birds. I t is r&sa^fked
that tbe present mountainous character
of that part o f California is entirely
out o f harmony with' the existence of
mastodons, elephants and. tapirs. No
unquestionable relics of man have
been fotlhd in the cave.
A L L I8 0 N -8
BOY
Ma ke s an E a rn est A t t e m p t to T i e the
P a te r n a l R ecord .
Allison’s boy stood before his fath­
er’s chair in silence—Just looking wist­
ful. Allison looked from bis news­
paper to the boy once or twice and
then pursued his reading, but it was
hard to keep his mind on the Balkan
war cloud under that silent regard,
so he laid the paper on his lap and
said, “ W ell?”
“ I weeded your onion bed this morn­
ing.” said Allison’s boy.
“ Did you? That was nice o f you.
But you ought not to tell me a thing
like that so suddenly. How did you
happen to think of It? It wasn't-be­
cause I ’ve been trying to get you to do
it for a month, was it?”
The boy grinned and then seated
himself on the arm of the ^hair and
twisted a finger in bis father’s watch
chain. “ Gee. but there wag lots of
weeds in it!” he said.
“ There were a few onions In it,
too,” said Allison.
“ Did you leave
them In?”
“ Of course, I did. Say. pa. my bi­
cycle tires are all full of punchers. I
can't make ’em stay pumped up any
more at all.”
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“ Why don’t you take the punchers
out of them?”
“ You can’t take a puncher out. A
puncher's a hole in the tire. I want
new tires, but haven’t got enough
money. I ’ ve only got 8 cents and they
cost $3.”
“ Well, you need only $2.92 sow ."
“ Won’t you give It to me?”
“ No, my son. I f you want money
you go to work and earn it by the
sweat of your brow. .That’s the way
I did when I was your age. You get
your money too easily.”
" I f I finish the onion bed w ill you
J& T
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“ How much more have you got fo
do? There isn’t much to do, Is there?"
"Sore. I only weeded one row and
part o f another one. Pa, I was 80
in arithmetic las{ week. I f I get 90
next week w ill you give me the
*2.92?”
“ I ’ll give you a licking If you don’t
get 90,” said AUlson. “ The Idea of
a boy o f your age doing no better than
that and getting tired after he weeds
a row in a onion bed. No, sir, you
Just work for it. I used to saw wood
and split kindling for my pocket mon­
ey when I was a boy. I didn’t have
a father who shoveled out money for
me whenever I asked for i t I r e mem­
ber one Fourth of July I had $5 spend­
ing money, and I earned every cent
o f It myself."
“ What did you do with it?”
“ Firecrackers mostly, I guess—I
don’t know that I spent it a ll
I
probably put a lot o f it In tbe bank."
“ You said I wasn’t to have any fire­
works this Fourth at alL You will,
though, won’t you, let me? I didn’t
mega to set tbe barn on fire and I ’ll
be qaseful this time."
, "You may run away now. I ’ll talk
to you about the Fourth o f July some
time next September.v
“ I don’t see any way to get any
money," said tbe boy, with an ag­
grieved air.. “There Isn’t any wood
to saw around here, and it there was
1 haven’t got a saw. What other ways
did you make money when you were
a boy, j>a?"
“ 1 hustled,” replied Allison, “ I
didn’t sit around* and try to con a
loving parent I got out and showed
m yself willing and cheerful and in­
dustrious and tackled anything that
came along. I didn’t mind how rough
or hard work was as long as it waa
honest. I ’d like to see you like th at
I ’d be proud o f you then."
“ Was grandpa proud o f you?"
“ I think you’ve twisted that chain
as much as Is good for It,” s&ld A lli­
son. , “ Now run along."
The evening following Allison’ s boy
did not return home In time for din­
ner. Mrs. Allison said he had been
aw ay all day and she was beginning
to worry about him. H e got back,
however, about dusk. H is face was
dirty and there was a wide streak
down the front o f his new tweed suit
which looked like axle grease, but
which he said' was molasses. His cap
was caked with mud and flour, his
knickerbockers and jacket were torn
and there was flour on his shoulder
and egg ou his w aistcoat
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“ I ’ve been hustling," , he announced.
“ I got a Job from Tledman’s deliver­
ing groceries and I ’ve made fifty
cents. Gee, but I ’m hungry!
He
didn’t give me the fifty cents, though,
because I let a case of eggs, drop, out
of the wagon. You’ll give it to me.
though. Won’t you, pa? I earned it.”
“ You go up'to the bathroom and be
skiuuing those rags off," said Allison.
“ I ’ Ll come up and' talk to you pres­
ently.” —Chicago News.
I fi
Coughing
4*1 was given up to die with
quick consumption. I then hegen
to use Ayer’ s Cherry Pectoral. I
improved st once, end am now in
perfect health.’ *— Cbaa. E. Hart­
man, Gibbstown, N . Y.
It’s too risky, playing
with your cough.
T h e first th in g you
know it w ill be dow n
deep in your lungs and
the play wilfbe over. Be­
gin early w ith Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
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Keultleaa Stump Puller, 100 horsepower with
two heraea. Buckeye Sawmill Machinery, Ba­
lnea and Boiler*. Eli and Stickner Qaaoline
nginea. W rite ua when in want o f anything
in machinery line. ,
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■ I T S , I will Derer be witkoat them I d the booae.
My Uvea waa in a vary bad ahapa. sod aty baad
aebad aad I had atomaob troabla. Now. ai no« tak­
ln« Cascar*«*. I (aal Sa«. My w lf* baa aiaa aaad
kam with banaSolai resulta for aaar atomacb."
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The interesting conclusion has been
reached by Dp.- George M. Gould, in his
"Biographic «lln ies,” that Browning,
De Qulncey and Carlyle all owed their
mental affliction to the one cause of
eye-stralii. From au examination of
De Quincey’s portrait, the author be­
lieve« that he bad a disease known
among oculists as exophorla. It is not
squinting, but is rather a divergence
o f the eye leading to a great mus­
cular strain.
The use of opium would narrow the
pupils to the smallest diameter. This
would greatly aid in shutting out con­
fusing rays, nud would, in a way.
make the vision better. So the great
author's use of the drug may not have
resulted wholly from weakness of will,
but because he found that It fitted him
temporarily for his work.
Carlyle’s sufferings find an ample
explanation in eye-strain. A fter each
completed work, indeed after each
busy day, be bad to rest, and the ex­
haustion that overtook him savored o f
despair. Yet intellectual activity did
not tire him, but the physical labor in­
volved'in reading and writing.
Robert Browning lived a temperate
life under tbe bedt conditions. Still,
after every attempt at reading and
writing, he found himself afflicted by
headaches anil vertigo. Darwin and
Huxley also suffered in the same way.
The Mower with the “ DRAW CUT."
“ drawing” the cutting bar from a point,
ahead, causing the wheel* to preaa hard­
er ou the ground, and givin g increased
power for hard cutting.
It la no “ push cut,” “ pushing* tho bar
from boeind, when the more cutting,
the more tendency for the wheels to lift
from the ground.
8ee the point? The “ Draw Cut" Cham­
pion keep* the wheels on the ground
and la tbe moat yowerful cutter In toe
field. Ha* many convenient features.
Head for handsome catalogue and cal­
endar. Mailed free.
MITCHELL. LEW IS A STAYER 0 0 ..
Hnt aad Tayhr Sit..
Portland, Ortfoc.
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B ir d R la u g h te r.
The total number of packages of
osprey feathers sold in London In at
year waa 1.008, and of the birds of
paradise 19,552. A package o f osprey
feathers varies in amount from two
or three to over 100 ounces, but a
earefql computation shows the aver­
age to lie about 30 ounces to the pack­
age. This gives a total o f 48*240
ounce«, and on tbe received estimate
that four birds are required to yield
one ounce of plumes, we have a total
of 192,91«) birds killed in thp breed­
ing season to furnish one year’ s featb-
sales. Of the birds of paradise 13,992
were catalogued as females.
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A substitute for human hair is now
made from cellulose and nitrocellulose,
according to a German scientific peri­
odical.
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