Newberg graphic., February 13, 1903, Image 4

A ll H um ors
a re«od altar that actor; auch a oouoeit-
•d «tiefe aa ba la,"
"Yon’re mistake«," replied tba M t
iaaa airi. "He*# |u«t as nadan aa ba
can la>
Why, «b ea I a*ked b in
whom ba coaaMarad Iba greatest actor
in the work! ba actaally blanked, and
replied that H «raaa’t lar b l « ta any."
—Philadelphia Piana. *
i Jato had a raiaa in
a trinad nule.
id yon ear'
I »boat any lag ha
i getting bettor, and
a traete ie greatly
buena natolo lan’l
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**•**• “ Washing-
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ict, physicians ara
D* ct,“ ,r*
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order in the Kitchen.
'Keep everythin* In Ito proper placa
nag bar« a place for everything. Pre-
pm« beforehand, and waah tha dlahee
need la tha prepentina at once and
^ tbam out of tha way before tha
W aU «neh eaucapan
quickly aa aoon aa It la emptied, and
¡ while It la moist 8cullery work la
u attractive occupation, but It
must ba done. I f the cook baa two
granito diafe pa na. one ftUad with hot
aoapanda, tha other with clear boiling
water, with a mop abe c u quickly
mT9fj utensll. and linas, dry and
pnt it away.—Ladles’ Home Journal.
■ " 0 « n WBKB w om an n n w , anu are au- |
Mrs. E. B. Bradshaw, of
Quthrie, OkhL, cared of a severe
case by Lydia E Rnkham’s
g r a t a e M a to a e .
| vising tbair relegation to u y place
Dlaeoivs three-quarters of a cake of
| wham they will not be uad
-r-
; com preened yeast In a quart of blood-
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________ warm milk. Into this stir a table-
I FITS
km -?. taUt I w
t ! spoonful o f melted butter, a teaspoon
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7a **1 of salt and two tableepoonfula of
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sugar, in a largo bowl mix three cups
I lag i a . g a Negte.
of graham dour with one cup of white
claims that there
Frank Mitchell, n negro born in flour- “ • * « a hollow In the center and
ala that is eauaed
, ginvoiy 106 year, ago, is «till living at P®«* *» th® “ Q«*d mixture Mix tbor-
the female organ-
1 Akron, O., and baa a vivid recollection ougbly. set to riae over night and
U a lt cauaea die-
} of evetna that occurred in the drat part P®ur Into greaaed muffin Una Bake In
ordinary indices-
illeved withoul a
[ of tba into century.
He baa smokad » hot oven. . •_______ ' •
t only acta aa n
1 and chewed tobacco lor over 100 years.
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Otaarar Coek lee.
is peculiar uterine-
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Rub to a cream n cop of batter and
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A pood PULLEd.
a cup of sugar; work In gradually a
testim onial le t-
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cup of molaaaaa and a small teacupful
^¿todtotoSS
Wtoa I w a , toe FwttoudPeuttots. Da of sour milk or buttermilk. 8tlr In fen
sure ly u Lydha
Soma Origtoal FaMag.
even teaspoonful o f boiling soda (Ha­
l f this item polls you to our offiw to solved to a little boiling water and
have your tooth pollad, it will not hart beat all bard, adding, aa yon do so.
you to have the tooih pulled u y more two teaapoonrula o f ground ginger,
than it hnrt you to have your incline- Stir In enough Sour to make a dough
that can be rolled out, roll very thin,'
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cut Into rouada and bake In a good
- . ■ ThkiLmatov*# Triumph.
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OT' B' -* -
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"You aay that Arbeltor’a inventions
Keck Turtle Soap.
have made aevaral men millionaires,
Boll a caira liver and heart with a hut did La aver make anything out of
knuckle of veal for four hours, skim- them?"
mlng well; then strain; chop the meat
"Oh, yea ha waa singularly snccese-
flue and add to It a chopped onion. ful with hi« devices in that inspect,
«alt. pepper and ground doves to H*
enough to pertec» all of
taste. Thicken a little with Hour and them."
where decorated cdndlea w ere on aala
at induced prices, whan a piercing voice
from the edge of the crowd made known
a wtoh.
*1 want a pink sa n d ier came tba
Plain t “ i have to catch a train. Can't
yon show « a a pink candle r
▲t drat the aaleewoman paid no heed,
but aa the demand waa repeated again
and agitn, aha Anally said, “ Aa aoon
aa I can I will look, madam. I think
the pink candlea are all gone,".
“Oh,” walled tha woman aa tba adga
of tha crowd, “ aro you auraT ' I don't
want a whlta anal I want a ptok can­
dle!"
“Cant yen gad aaa a pink candle t
I hare to catch a train.“ cuaa two
mlnutee later front the voice, which
waa now nearer tha countar.
“ Tau
don't m m to hare anything but whlta
“ In a minute, madam.” said the aa lea-
woman; and at last, by virtu« of two
women volunteering to wait until tba
Insistent customer waa served, the
applicant for tba pink candle reached
the counter.
“You wouldn’t wlah one of these
white ones with tha pink roses T” asked
tba aaleewoman, rummaging In her
boxen.
“ I aald 1 wiahed a pink candle,” came
in aa Injured tone. “ I don't know bow
‘ many tlmaa I need to any it-"
“ Would this o m d o r The saleewo-
. t
produced a p»"k » w i h
feoinswhat Jammed at tba lowar and.
"That! No, of course aetl I must
bare a perfect one.“
Thera w u another Interval during
which tba aaleawoman w u out of sight
WhM ah. rom
**»*“ . ®oah«d bat triumphant, aba dto-
over the yolks of font hard boiled . ° °
Y<m
1
eggs, cut up. and a few dice, of ^
ft* T
will be worry you did not cultivate
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taste (or tbam before — particularly
e f Cfcickea,
you let year grocer send you a bottl
Cut tbe meat from the breast of an of tha Monopole variety.
Monopol
uncooked chicken, mince, pound and olives are tba largest which coma I
paaa It through a slave, then mix In this country. They are also the mo
half a pint o f very stiffly whipped
luscious and tendered which the li
cream, salt to taste, pepper; add some famed diva growers of Bpaio produo
minced mushrooms or truffles; put this Ba eure yon aacure this brand froi
mixture Into a battered mould and your dealer.
Wsdhams A Kerr Bros
steam for twenty mlnutee, then turn Monopole Grocers and Dry Coffee Rosa
out and serve with supreme sauce _ era, Portland, Oregon,
poured over I t
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A Dea goroos Tay.
Jiggine— I aay it's a poor ru
would work any way.
I f it
poor, it wouldn’ t bava to work.
P
ot
Infants and Children.
BAD
BLOOD
Austin
W ell M achinery
ton
OS or Water nay
IN W ET WEATHER
A / T WISE
M AN
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WEARS
W IT H
Jack— Wo Uva in n wonderfully free
NERVES
UNSTRUNG
AND
HEADS
THAT ACHE
en, 78 ware guides and 14 porters.
Prof. Woodward baa gone over tha
calculations of Laplace by tha aid of
modern data, and concludes that
though In theory tba length of tha day
on earth must ba Increasing, owing to
tbe Increasing mass of tha planet due
to the constant deposit of meteors, etc.,
yet the change to ao Infinitesimal that
there ha* not been a half second of dif­
ference In tan million years.
An improved machine for sealing en­
velopes has bean Invented by a man la
Topeka, Kan. “ In operation,” says tha
Scientific American, “tha envelopes are
fed Into tbe mashine, the flaps moist­
ened, turned, and Anally pressed tight­
ly to sealing position. Tba machine. It
to claimed, will seal frofi eight thoo-
aand to fifteen thousand envelopes par
hour of any ordinary balk, mixed sloes,
and especially adjusted will seal at
about tba asms rata up to one-half
Inch In thickness.“
A veteran of tba Spanish war re­
cently appealed to tha Secretary of the
-Interior a case In which he claimed a
pension on account of corns that ha
had contracted by wearing army shoes.
The department, after an exhaustive
course of reasoning, comes to tha con­
When soot falls upon the carpet ft this
clusion that corns are not a pensiona­
may be removed by sprinkling on plea-1 tarn
ble disability. The decision says:
ty of finely powdered salt and sweep- still
“ Corns are inconvenient, bat are sel­
ing off to the direction of tha fire-1
dom incapacitating, and when they are
place. Bepeat until the mark« are
the remedy to simple and within tha
|ODS
tiOQ.
reach of any one. Tha soldier'« pat­
Grease on wallpaper may be re­
riotism ought not to terminate with hie
moved by covering tbe stain with pipe
military aerttce. It should prompt him
clay mixed with water to tba consis­
to go to a chiropodist rather than to
tency o f thick cream, leaving tt to d ry ,
the pension- bureau.”
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and then brushing It off. It to beat
Tha eminent French scientists. Flam-
to apply tbe pipe clay one day and to j * n
mart on and Berbet, have, by permis­
remove It the next I f the stain has
sion of tha French government, been
not entirely disappeared the operation j
repeating Foucault*» famous experi­
should be repeated.
ments with tba pendulum to tha l’an-
tons breathe leas whan they are * theon to Paris.
ToucAuirs original
i / i n n v m u a a ia a sa n a p i u u v .
.
(rating tbair minds on study or pendulum wss used. It consists of s
It has long been known that dia­
u>d also whan under tha iofla- lead ball weighing gfty-alx pounds on
monds. especially tba claas known aa _____ f dapiawing amotion. On tha the and of a wire 310 feat long. It
“ rose diamonds,” are likely to explode other hand, wa breathe more whan ax- takas tha pendulum eight seconds to
if subjected only to what would seem hi 1 tors ted by pldganre and amusements, awing one way, or sixteen seconds to
a very ordinary degree o f heat
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- mska a complete beat Its apparent
It to now believed that tbe explosion#
_________ path changes ponstantly, at a rata
are tbe result o f the rapid expansion
which would causa Its plana of vtbra-
of certain volatile liquids Inclosed In
W w
tlon to paaa through a complete cl tela
cavities near tba canter of these pre­
h in s f
1 .r m r r h Q
M twenty four hours—thus verifying
cious stones. A great many diamonds,
tha rotation of tha earth.
even though n t , mounted and worn as
"Nebulous stars probably represent
game of perfection, are still In an an fin­
the earliest phase of atelier evolution,”
ished condition - t hat to, tbe liquid
eays Agnes M. Clarke, In Knowledge.
drop from which tba atone to being
“ They Irresistibly suggest Incipience;
formed has not as-Yet deposited all of
they have seemingly not yet fully ap­
Its “ pure crystals of carbon.” These
propriated tha material allotted for
movable drops may occasionally be seen
L . Hswn, Newington, Ont.
their construction. In the coarse of
with tbe naked eye.
s few or of many millenniums, they
When this to tbe esse, s strong ml-
will. It to reasonable to suppoee, b a r«
Neglected colds always absorbed
ereeeope will give tbe drop tbe appear­
outstanding supply and ,
ance of s babble to tbe fiaM In a car­
lead to something serious. Will shine the
as finished suns.“ • « •
penter's level. It to also highly prob­
They run Into chronic There to St present no reason to sup­
able that besides the liquid mentioned
however. Miss Clerks thinks, that
bronchitis, pneum onia, poee,
these cavities may contain gases under
stars that appear aa nuclei of plan­
great tension. This being tbe case, one
tflthmg, of consumption. tbe
etary and annular nebulae emit gaae-
toay readily comprehend bow a very
Doirt
wait,
but
tike
aus radlatTbns 'Tboee that do—and
small amount of baat would cause tba
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral they are vary few—are palpably not
liquid and tba gas to expand to such
just as toon •• your cough
a degree that the diamond would give
way with an explosion.—London An-
begins. A few dose» will
• p lrita e l A d ju s tm e n t.
What Ma Stood On.
When M, DIsraeli made bis entry into
public life ha contested High Wycombe,
and tbea, ss aver, hla ready wit bsJpc4 .
wvwwvww
asm a s ta c c a rti
My boy Sammy." told tba naigb-
. "worries me almost to death with
“ I want to aay to y e a ," reared tha
red-faced passenger, "that I am a
friend to tba Boera, all tba time."
"W a il," said tba slim paaaangar,
who waa to a corner of tha car, where
ba coaldn't escape, " I hadn’t thought
much about it, but if you are with
them I am aorry for thorn myself."—
Indianapolis Press.
M M
Mrs. Chic—Our new rector to not at
all worldly
Mr. Chic— W ell, h# will have to tone
oar parish down.
Mrs. Chic—Oh,
L-Pv to time
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