Newberg graphic., June 27, 1902, Image 4

D ragged'D ow n
Feeling
In the loins.
Nervousness, unrefreshing sleep, despon­
dency.
It is time you were doing something.
The kidneys wers anciently called the
reins— In your case they are bolding the
reins and driving you Into serious trouble.
H ood ’s Sarsaparilla
Acts with the most direct, beneficial effect
on the kidneys. It contains the best and
safest substances for correcting and toning
these organs.
London Likes Fowls
It is the opinion of leading salesmen
that Loudon consumes no fewer than
15,000,000 fowls a year, which if
evenly divided among the population
would allow about three per head per
annum.
Provt It.
We want you to prove rmr state­
ment that Monopole Spices are the
purest and stiongest in the world. To
enabler you to do so we will send a 10
cent tin of White Hep[>er or Cayenne or
Ginger or other variety, if you w ill
semi us two 2-cent stamps for postage
and give us the name and address of
your grocer.
Prize coupons packed
with every can. 8end to Wadhams dt
Kerr Bros., Portland Or.
Morocco Mail Carriers.
Mail carriers in Morocco are said to
avoid the risk of losing their places by
oversleeping by tving a string to one
foot and setting the end on fire before
going to sleep. The string, they know
from experience, will burn so long, and
wiien the fire readies their foot it is
time for them to get up.
NOW A KINO IN FACT.
BUT THERE IS NO GOOD REASON
TO ENVY ALFONSO.
Tbreatenlne P olitical Situation Con­
front* Spain'* l o a n s K u ler— HI*
M other'* HtrusaU In ilia lich ulf— lie
1* Neither Petted Nor Spoiled.
The scepter to which he was born,
but which has been withheld from him.
has passed into the hands of Alfonso
X III. of Spain. The lad whom the
world has pitied, and Into whose future
It may well look with deep concern,
who was futherlesa from birth, and
whose courageous mother’s regency
has been full of troubles withlu and
without, who has himself seen his
country lose lOU.OUO square miles of ter­
ritory and 12.OUO.OU« of population—this
boy Is now a full-fledged monarch. He
lias been descrilied as a physical weak­
ling, with corresponding mental Insuffi­
ciency. Those fumlllar with his train­
ing and acquainted with his personal­
ity say this Is not true—that he Is
strong. For Ills own and hls country’s
sake. It is to be hoped that this Is true.
No weakling can master the political
situation which confronts Alfonso. The
country is barely recovering from the
recent war with the United States.
Discontent and trouble are rampant In
every direction. Political strife of vart
lie has had teachers of military sci­
ence, and lu all departments of bumun
knowledge Is as proficient us a boy of
hls years, subject to a most careful
training and gifted with a clear intelli­
gence, may be expected to be.
Hls
mother has neither petted nor spoiled Sa ys
him.
There Is no coronation in Spain, such
a custom being foreign to tbe iustitq-
tlous of the country. The swearing-in
ceremony took place lu the Chamber
o f Deputies, where the young King
stood on a throne and altar und took
the oath. This simple ceremony was
follow ed by a reception at tbe palace,
and lu tbe evening then was a grand
balL
CONGRESSMifl ALDRICH
ENDOSSES THE TONIC, PERONI.
Bsrcly Possible.
"W on der what makes the funny man
look so glum ?” queried the horse re­
porter.
"Prehaps he is out of h um or," sug­
gested the snake editor.
The Letter "E."
“ E ” is the most common letter. In
1,000 letters " e ” occurs 137 times in
Knglirfi, 184 times in French, 145 in
Sp nish, 178 in German.
Pepper and Cream.
A dash of black pepper, says an old
housekee)ier, greatly improves vanilla
ice cream.
The North Side of a Tree.
The side of a tree on w hich most of
the moss is found is the north. H the
tree be exposed to the sun, its heaviest
and longest limbs w ill be on the south
side.
Made a Beginning.
"M ies Frocks has reached her de­
clining years.”
"Nonsense,”
replied
Gargoyle.
"8 h e ’s not more than twenty-five.”
“ But slur lias declined half a dozen
men.” — North American.
Hungry, but Fastidious.
“ Lady,” said the wayfarer, " I can’ t
eat these scraps.”
“ You can’ t?” said the housewife.
"W h y ,you just told me you were so
hungry you could eat a house.’ ’
"Y es, mum; but I meant a porter­
house.” — Chicago News.
Accounted For.
Giadyn— So Ferdy ban been tracing
hack liis ancestors?
Ktliel— Yes, and found his first an­
cestor was a garbage contractor.
" I th night he seemed ’ in the dumps'
about something.” — Judge.
Bookt In Germany.
The largest rirculaton attained for •
novel in Germany is that of “ F.kke-
han l,” by Kchafile, and it has reached
but 180,000 in fifty years.
.fl
KING ALFONSO AND HIS MOTHER.
The Written Proposal.
Scribbles— I wrote a story once that
came near winning a $50,000 prize.
Dribbles— What side-tracked you?
Scribbles—The g irl’ s father.— Chi­
cago News.
Few Wild Animals in Ireland.
A curious fact about Ireland is the
comparative scarcity of wild creatures.
No less than 21 species common to
Great Britian are unknown to Ireland.
Among these are the mole, adder,
shrew, water-vole, wildcat, polecat and
roedeer.
If yost A n ff '«
sqpply yos,
you. bolt)* n. J.r* an.)jir. th. n»m.
°f »our
rnwra&.te
(tittle Liver Pills.
M u tt B ea r S ig n a tu r « o f ,
( m Fac-Stall* Wrapper Bilew.
Tsrr M *U a*
M tâka as
U nion P a c if ic
AND
TIME SCHEDULE*
P e r il» # . Of.
P ir in
W h a t is C A S T O R IA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
St. Petti
Fast Mall
8:15 p. m.
via
Bpokaua
tu k
•:10 a .m .
T:00a. m.
Ealt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Louis.C hlcagoaud
East.
O C EAN A N D R IV E R S C H E D U L E
FROM PO R TLA N D .
All sailing dates
subject to change
• X« f.m .
4:00 p. M.
For Ban Francisco—
Sail every 5 days
Dally
Ex.tiumlay
8:00 d . m.
Saturday
10:00 p. m.
6:45 a.m
Mon., Wed.
and Fri.
Columbia River
Steamers.
4:00 p. m.
l x . Sunday
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
Willamette River.
4:80 p. m.
Water perm itting.
K x .ëuadaÿ
Oregon City, Nevr-
berg, Salem, Inde­
pendence, C orval­
lis and Way l a n d ­
ings.
Willamette and Yam­
7:00 a. m.
hill Nlvart.
Tuea.. Thur.
Water perm itting.
aud 6at.
Oregon City, Day-
ton.dk Way Land­
ings.
J:»0 p. IB.
Moil., W .d
eud Fri.
Snake River.
Lv. Riparia
Lv. Lewiston
4:06 a. m.
7:00 a. m.
Daily except Riparia to Lewiaton Daily except
Monday.
M onday.
A. L. CRAIQ,
O cn tr.l F uacnger Ageut, Portland, Of.
V. A. SCH1I.I.ING. c i t r Ticket A zcn t.
Third and W u h lu g io n 8 irseli.
SOU TH AND E A S T
- v ia -
s o u th er n
P A C IF IC C O .
Shasta Route.
Trains leave Drain for Portland
stations at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. in.
and way
Leave Portland.............. 8:30 A .M .
• Drain...................... 3:40 P. M.
Arrive Aahland.............. 12:55 A. M.
"
Sacram en to........ 5:10 P.M.
"
San Francisco.... 7:45 P. M.
Arrive Ogden..................... . 4:55
4:55 A A. .M M.
.
“ D en v er........... ........ 9:30 A. M.
“ Kansas C ity............ 7:25 A. M.
'* C h ica g o ................... 7:42 A. M.
Arrive Los A n g e l o .... 2:00 P. i f .
•' El Paso...................... 6:00 P. M.
" Fort W orth.............. 6:3» A. M.
•• City ot M exico.......11:30 A. M.
•* H ouston................ 7:00 A .M .
" New Orleans............ 6:30 P. M.
*• W ashington............ 6:42 A, M.
" New Y ork.................12:10 P. M.
8:30 P .M .
2:58 A. M
12:85 P. M.
5:uo A. M
8:45 A. M.
7:00 A. M.
9:15 P. M.
7:25 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
8:05 a . ST
6:00 P. M.
6:30 A. M.
11:30 A. M.
7:u0 A. M.
6:30 P. M.
6:42 A. M.
12:10 P. M.
Pullm an *>Tid Tourist cars on both trains.
Chair cars Sacram ento to Ogden and El Paso,
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
Orleans and W ashington.
C onnecting at San Francisco with the several
steam shiu lines for H onolulu, Japan, China,
Philippines, Central and South America.
See agent at Drain station or aadresa
WADHAMS A KERR BROS., Packers.
Portland.
S u b s c rib e
fo r the
N e w b e rg
G ra p h ic
HOW ABOUT IT ?
When ywi strike a stump with the ordinary
push cut mower, something happens about aa
shown in the above Illustration, and they are
all push cuts, and all will do this except the
Champion Draw Cut Mower.
This serves to show that press are against the
bar will raise the wheels from ground, decrease
traction and cutting power, w ith the Cham­
pion Draw Cut the coutrary Is the result—pres-
sure against the bar In heavy cutting gives
downward pull, boldine the wheels tighter to
the ground. Increased traction, more power,
maklug the most powerful cutter on the mar­
ket. This fleet stands undisputed, and If you
want the best mower made, buy the Champion
Draw Cut.
Bend for book o f testimonial letters from hun­
dreds o f delighted customers all over Oregon,
Washington and Idaha MITCHELL, LEWIS
A BTA\ EH CO., General Agents, Portland, Or
91.5 0 p a r Tear
HOITT’S SCHOOL in
Parent* desiring horn# influence», beautiful
I »urroundings. perfect clim ate, careful supel
, ( vieion.
»la u 'ii. end
mi i thorough
»u u ru u gn m riH
ental,
R i. i m
r o oral
r ii a
and
n a pn
phyi
vs-
1 * for
J a * their
#k»l . boys,
W»*. w
w ill
111 And
S » I all
.11 . the»#
v__
I leal training
requirem ents fu lly mat at Hottt'a School, Menlo
Park. San M a'eo C ounty, Cal.
Band for Catalogue.
T w elth year begins August 12th.
IRA G. HOITT, Ph. lv . Principal.
Bears the Signature of
________ _____________________
In coffee, spices, baking powder, canned
other groceries. Insist on
«:W p. is.
At antic
Walla Walla Lewla-
Express
ton, Spokane, Min­
8:50 p m.
neapolis, St. Paul,
via
Duluth. Milwao-
kee.ChlcagodtKaat
Huntington.
A Bad
Disease
and
S oods
[onopole.
A M IV I
Ealt Lake, Denver,
Chicago
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Portland
Special
Kanaaa City, St.
Louis,Chicago and
• :u0 &. m.
via
East.
Huntington.
siau . tu * i .
" M y hsir v a t falling out and
turning gray very feit. But your
Hair \ igor stopped th# falling and
restored the natural eolor.” —Mr*.
E. Z. Benomme, Coho#*, N. Y.
II.M * kenit. A* tn td d a .
Carter's
CAREERS
C astnrin is a h arm less su b stitu te f o r C a stor O il, P a re*
R oric, D ro p s n n d H ooth iu g S yru p s. I t is P lea sa n t. I t
co n ta in s n e ith e r O p iu m , M o rp h in e n o r o th e r F iareotio
su b sta n ce. Its a g e is its g u a ra n te e . I t d e stro y s W o r m »
nnd nllays F ev e rish n e ss. It c u re s D ia rrh oea a n d W in d
C o lic. It reliev es T e e th in g T r o u b le s , cu re s C o n stip a tio n
nnd F la tu len cy . It a ssim ila te» th e F o o d , re g u la te » th e
Htoniui-h anil llm v cls, g iv in g h ea lth y nnd n atu ra l sleep .
T h e C h ild re n 's P a n a ce a —1
T h e M o th e r 's F rie n d .
Gray?
OREGON
S hort L ine
Genuine
FOR H LA DACH L
Feminine Suspicion.
FOR DI2ZINCSL
“ Miss Dimplemore says that you are
— m^* jg*
FOR BIUOUSKS*.
very clever,” said the young woman.
H on. W. V. A ld rich,
“ Indeed!” rejoined Miss Cayenne,
FOR TORPID LIVER.
Hon. W. F. Aldrich, congressman calm ly. “ Did she say it by way of
FOR COMSTIPATIOV.
from Alabama, writes from Washing­ I intimating that I am not good looking
FOR SALLOW SKIH.
ton, D. C. :
I or to suggest that I am unamiable?” —
FOR THECOMPLEXIOR
“ This is to certify that Peruna, m an­ Washington Star.
a m
m m
svim
i a uiievaawi
ku « t *»» i si *» xtu » s .
ufactured b y T he Peruna Medicine Co.,
Ç T > H M M l.^ 4isM ^ C îg
of Colum bus, (>., has been used in m y
The Passing ol Courtesy.
fam ily with success. It is a fine tonic
Young Citizen— Do you really think
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
and will build up a depleted system
rapidly. I can recom m end it to those that modern manners are degenerate?
Old Citizen— Oh, yes; indeed.
We
who need a safe vegetable rem edy for
Almost Discouraging.
used to be surprised when people were
d eb ility.” —W . F. Aldrich.
" W e are going to have a number of
rude; now we feel surprised when
beautiful libraries,” said the happy
they are polite.— Detroit Free Press.
man.
“ it
is with pleasure I recom­
" Y e s ,” replied the gaunt person
Thibet Women.
mend Peruna as a tonic of unusual
In districts of Thibet a woman may with the lustrous eye. “ It is a terrible
merit. A large number of prominent
have several legal husbands at the responsibility to put upon this genera­
members of the different orders with
same time, over whom she rules with a tion. I don’ t know who is to write the
which I have l>een connected have
power that might well arouse the envy books worthy of such magnificent sur­
b en cured by the use of Peruna of
roundings.” — Washington Star.
of the newest of new women.
cases of catarrh of the stomach and
head; ah o in kidney complaint and
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­
A (Suspicious Case.
ing Syrup tbe best remedy to use tor tbetr
weakness of the pelvic organs.
Gr.vene— Do you suppose Ketchum is Children during the teething period.
“ It tones up the system, aids diges­
tion, induces sleep, and is well worthy honest, or has he designs on me, do
A Woman's Aim.
the confidence of sufferers of the you think?
Justice— Did you throw a brick at
Brown— W hy, what has he been do­
above complaints,” — H. 8. Emory.
this man?
A catarrh book sent free by The Pe­ ing now?
Mrs. O’ Toole— No, sor.
Greene— He borrowed an umbrella at
runa Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Justice— Then how was it that you
my house last night and her returned it
the first thing this morning. It looks hit him?
An Obliging husband.
Mrs. O’Toole— Because I t ’ rowed it
“ Why do you offer such a large re­ suspicious, don’ t you think?
at some wan else, yer honor.—Cincin
ward for the return of that ugly dog?”
nati Enquirer.
“ To please my w ife.”
There la a certain
"B u t Bitch a reward is sure to bring
PermaatDtlr Cared. 5o fits or n< OUSBMR
d isesa e th at ha* b ■JITM
■ I •
after first .lay’ll use < pr fcliBe'a Qi it Herr«
him back.”
come down to us Restorer. Send for FREEST_____ uibottï«„
lo and treat
“ No, it won’ t. H e’ s dead.”
H-K lim .Ltd..y31 Arch3t.. ,. Puiladelpl hla.PL
through many cen­ ise.
turies and is
More Interesting.
The Village Joker Hu Hls Joke.
o ld e r than
“ Were you interested in that ac­
history itself,
Two Italians with two bears wander­
yet very few ed into the village of Swanton yester
count of the Washington man who sud­
o u ta id e o f day. The “ village joker” thought it
denly disappeared?”
“ Well, I ’d have been more inter­ those who have learned from bitter ex- would be funny to explode a dynamite
ested in an account of a man who grad- i F rience
rlen' e * know
” ow anything
“ ^ in* of its nature or firecracker under Bruin, and he did it.
laracteristics. A
At t first a little nicer
ulcer or
. . . .
,,,,
8
, tharactsristica.
ually disappeared!”
----„
i . _ a . of the „ neck
„ , 1 , ei A moment later the entire population
•ore -----------
appears, .t.____
then glands
groins swell; pimples break out on the of the town took to the tali tiipber.
“ The Bride Was Attired—”
Breast, back or some other part o f the AH succeeded in getting away except
Wife (looking over old-fashioned body and fill with yellow pustular matter; Harvey Beecher, who lost the greater
magazine)— What frights we must have the mouth and throat become sore and part of his trousers.— Columbus Dis­
the tongue is at all times badly coated. patch.
been in 1895.
Husband— Yes, love is blind, all Headaches are frequent, and muscle* and
joints throb and hurt, especially during
S h a k e In to Y ou r Shoe*
right. That’ s the year you married damp, rainy weather. These are some of
A llen ’ » F oot-E .se. A rwwder. It makes tight
me.
or
new
shoes
(eeleasy, it Is * certain cure lor
ms
of
that
most
loathsome
of
the s
callous and hot, tired, aching feet.
Contagious Blood Poison. sweating,
ill
Bold
by
all
DruggU-ts.
Price Vic. Trial package
Colonics ol European Nations.
_
This strange poia- m ailed F R E E . Address A llen 8. Olm sted, Le-
The colonies and dependoncie* ot C o n t a g l O U S OB doe* not affect R oy, N. Y .
France covered an area in 1900 of B l o o d P o i s o n S .-te S S
A Long Dsy,
3,740,000. square miles with a popula­
From the northern terminus of Nor-
tion of 50,000,000.
The area of Ger- » te n up with it within a short time after
being inoculated, , while . others
, . , show , but - way’ s most northern railway the sun
m in
colonies
and
dependencies
amounts to 1,027,120 square miles,
with a population of 14,687,000.
every case is to complete destruction of Ju,y 1
the physical system, sooner or later.
Plenty Like It
S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for
A Distinction.
this bad disease— the only antidote for
"C an I get this note shaved?" he
“ Papa, were we descended from this specific poison. It cures Contagious
tim idly asked the money lender.
monkeys.”
Blooa Poison in every form and stage
“ Gracious,” exclaimed the broker as
“ Not all of us, my hoy. Some
thoroughly and permanently. S. S. 9.
ascended.” — Detroit Free Press.
contains no Mercury, Potash or other he glanced at the date, “ it’ s old
harmful minerals, but is strictly and enough to need it !” — Atlanta Consti­
entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer tution.
Exclusiveness.
fi.ooo.oo reward for proof that it is not.
"P aulin e is very exclusive, isn’ t
O V R M E D I C A L liah ed W”
she?”
y e a rs ago,
d oin g1 a noble
“ Oh, yes, quite. She never intro- D E P A R T M E N T »
If It’ s M o n o p o le ,
w
o
rk
in
re
lie
v
in
g
Buffering.
G ive our
duces an eligible man to any other
ph ysicia n s a sh ort h isto ry o f y o u r o&se
girl.”
It’
s th e B e st
and g e t th eir e d r io e . T h is w ill cost
ous sorts threatens the public peace. the Chinaman carried her card to Mrs.
In certain provinces socialism rears Its Anderson. This was repeated several
head, menacing the klngdum with dis­ times until they were quite satisfied
integration. In practically all o f them, that Wing was perfect In hls role. That
labor und social dllflcultles have reach­ evening at half past 8 the bell rang.
ed a degree o f Intensity bordering on Wing stalked majestically to the door,
revolution. Socialists, anarchists, re­ while mother and daughter leaned over
publicans and Carllsts are ready to the banisters to watch the result of
seize the first opportunity to overthrow their teaching. They Heard a geutle-
the reigning dynasty. Dnrker and more man's voice ask If tile ladles were at
threatening Ginn It has been in over home. They saw Wing present Ills
a century is the political atmosphere in tray und receive a card with an nlr
Spain to-day.
which made them mentally pat each
To fit the youth for hls royal duties other on the back, nnd then they saw
has been the work of the Queen Regent him draw a card from his sleeve.
during the past sixteen years. It lias "M ine!” gasped the dnugbted. “ The
Ins'll a gloomy epoch. During the time one wo used f o r the l e s s o n ! ”
Wing
that Marla Christina lias reigned on lie- compared the two carefully, nnd, re
liulf o f her son Spain lias lost the last turning the one which the caller had
shreds of her once world wide empire. Just handed him, he remarked hindly,
Spanish military prestige has been de­ “ Tlokee no good. No can com e," aud
stroyed and t lie burden o f defeat calmly shut the door In the face of tile
weighs heavily upon the proud spirit of astonished guest!
the nation. Vet In the midst of all
these adverse clrcuiustnnces the Queen
Bt. L u c ia 's S u lp h u r M o u n ta in .
has never for a moment lost sight of
The Island o f St. Lucia, not fur from
the great duty of educating her sou for Martinique, has a volcano, until lately
the grave responsibilities of kingship. supposed to he extinct, that is known
Through sorrow and uncertainty and ns the Sulphur Mountain. It has an ele­
lu the midst of cruel vicissitudes, she vation o f 1.000 feet above sea level,
lias never tllnehed. She has rightfully while the crater covers ubout four acres
earned the respect and admiration of o f surface. The sides of this volcano
the whole world. During the years f are barren o f trees nnd herbs, and cov­
early childhood all sorts of rumors of ered by thick deposits of sulphur.
the Infant King's weakness were cur­
Formerly It belonged to France, and
rent. lie was hardly expected to live, Louis X IV . built, nt great expense, an
yet constant watchfulness pulled him Immense sanitarium around the bulling
you n oth in g, and w h a t y o u ea y w ill be
through the dangerous years and un­ springs on Its northern slope, the ruins
hold in stricte st confidence*
W ith
Nmetrical.
th eir help and a co p y o f o u r b o o k on
avoidable Illnesses to which children of which are still standing. It was at
" I t is said that even the hairs of the C on ta giou s B lo o d P o is o n y o u oaa
are subject. Little by little the people the time believed that the waters had head are all numbered.’ ’
m an age y o u r o w n ea se And ou rs your«
began to see that. In the struggle, the certain curative and medicinal quali­
“ Yes, I know; but a good many of •elf at home.
mother was hound to be triumphant. ties, hut afterward this was found to them are back numbers.”
8WIFT SPECIFIC CO., AtJaata, t o
The boy grew dally stronger, and ilie be untrue, nnd the sanitarium remained
fears, nnd to many tbe hopes, of hls uutenanted, nnd a monument to mis
early death began to disappear.
placed nnd mistaken judgment.
Though born to ttie purple. King A1
fonso X III. was brought up ns the
M innesota Miners.
ehlld of middle class parents, mindful
About 40 per cent of the men employ­
o f Ills physical development, nml stir ed lu the Minnesota mines are Fin­
rounded liy all the healthful influences landers, another 40 per cent Hunga­
o f home life. He was kept In the open rians, about 8 per cent Itnllans, aud
nlr and made to exercise hlr body ns the rest are divided among Americans,
much ns Ills years and Ills strength Germans, French, Scotch, Welsh and
would permit. Ills teachers, ns such, Cornish.
had over him the authority that teach
W a t c h d o g * In I .o u v r e .
ers have over the son o f any gentle­
W atchdogs are to be placed on night
T h e K in d Y ou H ave A lw a y s B o u g h t b a s b o r n e th * sig n a ­
man. and Ills kingly prerogative did not duty with the watchmen lu the Louvre
tu r e o f Cbaa. U . F le tc h e r , a n d h as b e e n tuude u n d e r h ls
allow him to neglect Ills work or hls Museum, Paris.
u ersou n l n u p rrvislon fo r o v e r 3 0 year*. A llo w n o o n e
studies. Born to command, he was
t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is. C o u n te rfe its, Im ita tio n s » n S
“ 1 dream my siorles,” »aid Hicks,
taught to obey, nml this system has
•• «luH t-ns-good ” » r e b u t E x p e rim e n ts, a n d e n d a n g e r the
the author, "H ow you m m ; dread go-
h ea lth o f C h ild re n —E x p e r ie n c e a g a in st E x p e r im e n t.
been followed.
m
The King, besides Spanish, speaks 'ng to bini.'' cxclalmed Cynlcin. -T lt-
French, English and German fluently Rita.
Deiervcd Better.
He— Do you mean to say the plumb­
er has not been here yet?
She— No; isn't it shameful? And
we are such good customers; our
plumbing is
nearly always out of
order!
It’s impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of seventy years In
your hair! Perhips you
are seventy, and you Ilk«
your gray hair! If not,
use Ayer’s Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will hsvc alt the
dark, rich color of youth.
The Test of Expert nest.
" I s he really such an expert steno­
grapher?”
‘ ‘ Exportness is no name for it. Why,
just for practice, he actually took down
a church sewing circle discussion with­
out missing a word.” — Chicago Post.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Catarrh of Stomach.
Goats' Milk.
A German sanitarium regrets that so
little use is mude of goats’ milk.
Its
advantages over cows’ milk are that it
is richer, more like human milk and
absolutely free from germs of tubercu­
losis.
Stimulus.
Critic— Well, Dick, I suppose you
own all that you are to your wife.
Successful Author— No. I think I
owe ul>out thiee-fourths of my stimulus
to all those other women who wouldn’ t
have me.
Up a
(Embarrassing A ccu racy.
A certain Mr. and Mrs. Anderson,
who had a grown-up daughter, went to
live In California, where they rented a
small furnished bouse and engaged a
Chinese man-of-all-work. The house
was well situated and tastefully fur­
nished, and Wing Lee proved to be a
good cook, clean and respectful. As
soon as the Andersous were settled the
neighbors began to call, und It was then
that the fact was discovered that Wing
wag absolutely devoid o f any Ideas as
to the ushering in or out o f guests. So
one morning Mrs. Anderson and her
daughter determined to instruct him.
Providing him with a tray. Miss Ander­
son went out, rang the bell, was shown
Into the sitting room, and waited while
A bottle of Hamlin’s Wizard Oil is a
Medicine Chest in itself: it cures pain
in every form. 60 cents at druggists.
i. Difficult Case.
First Lawyer— How did you come
out in settling up old Gotrox’ s estate?
Second Lawyer— It was a hard strug­
gle.
" N o !’ *
" Y e s ; I had hard work keeping the
heirs from getting part of the estate."
-—Ohio State Journal.
"It
W ill B u ild
D epleted S y stea
R a pid ly."
Shorn Tipplers.
Madrid has a law by which habitual
[ drunkards have their head* shaved
every four weeks.
Advance,
$ 1 .00 per Year
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
t ar»**rv. new voe* ciw.
BO Y E A R S ’
EX P ER IEN CE
F o u n d »* 1870
 Hamm B c B . i l fa r Baym
W n ta r y and M an u al Train ht a
W rd a ta r n in a lra la d O alalapua
N o t h ,
ARTHUR C
Pfeüsâi an ?Ö u T f feV FOOD
M t Tsang chicken# commenced dvtng, and after Vcateg foar dose« | »ar­
ch»-. t «p*e\aa* of r««v PRCSaUH POCLTRT FOOD w\l<*a stey^d them
from dying and I ha»e -on*tan tly Sept It oa hand evnr since 1 cna re»-'mm end
U a» I um « hat la seeded ia raising poultry.
C R RIOOIR. Latah, w ash
K. J . B O f f F X , L e a s t A g e n t s , P o r t l a n d , O r e ., a n d S e a t t le , W e a k .
I
Cut a «mall fish of »tiff »rrltiii* i*»ivr, a» »hovrn in figure. Cut a round hoi*
in th«* i-rnter and from thrrr a narrow rhannrl to thr tall. Clar* thi* fish flit on
th» w*t»r. Ira ring th» upper till» dry. l»ur taak 1* to m.k» the fish »win, without
touching it or blowing at tt.
Thi. i. done t.y carefully pouring a drop of oil in the hole cut out of it* center.
The oil will try to .prrwd on the .nrfae» of the w«t»r. which it can do only hy
going through the channel. The pre.tnre of the expansion will move the ti-h
in th* opposite dirvctlon, that la, forward -a rnotlou lasting a conaiderabl* tin«».
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CORN! CORN!
SWEET CORN. 15 Vanities.
FIELD FODDER CORN. 8 Varie«*».
POP CORN Don't Forget Thet
* C HI L L
PRUICtOAL
It makes H em L ty and keep*
la y i- g .
t ceres Roup, Cho ir * a-d A ll .
0-sea-e$ ft itrergthens yeusg ch v U , a«d make* tham g-ew. Price25casd30e.
Farmer* in the enm state» are i
than anv others In the world. >
It is well to plans corn and write
LAM BERSON. Portland. Ore. :
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