Newberg graphic., May 16, 1902, Image 4

In Great Luck.
MR. DOOLEY ON READING.
"Y o u ’ ve lynched the wrong man,’ ’
H e P o in t s O u t a P o p u la r M ia u p p r e
cried the sheriff.
heaaion.
“ W ell,” replied Alkali Ike thought­
Beadin’, me fri’nd, is talked about be
U r j , moist, scaly tetter, all forms fully, “ it’s a great piece of luck that
of eczema or salt rheum, pimple we didn’t find it out in time to spoil all reudlu’ people as though it was th’
on'y thing that makes a man betther
and other cutaneous eruptions pro­ the fun.”
thlu his neighbors. But th’ truth Is that
readin’ 1. th’ ..ex’ thing this side iv
ceed from humors, either inherited
Very Unwelcome.
• f . « mm
W i*b
Sandy Pikes— You don’ t look very goln to bed f r restm th mind. W i t h
or acquired through defective di
mos
people
It
takes
th*
place
tv
wurruk.
pleasant, pard. Did yer get a hand-out
gestion and assimilation.
A man doesn't think whin h e ’s readin’,
at de last house?
To treat these eruptions witl
Billy Coalgate— Yes, hut de hand dat or If he has to, th' book is no fun. Did
ve something to do that ye
cum was in de shape of a closed fist.— ye tver have
drying medicines is dangerous.
ought to do, but didn't want to, an’
Chicago Post.
The thing to do is to take
while ye was within’ ye was dead, did
There are Different Kindi.
ye happen to pick up a uewspaper? Ye
Mrs. Newwed— Are you fond of know w hat occurred. Ye didn’ t Jus’
skim through th' spoortlu’ Intlllygince
sports?
au’ th’ crime news. \\ bin ye got
Mrs. Coyne— I love one.
Which thoroughlycleanse the blood
through with thiiu, ye read th’ other
Mrs. New wed— Football?
Mrs. Coyne— No; my husband.— rjuarther iv th' pa per. Ye read about
expelling all humors and building
Boston Herald.
people ye nlver heerd Iv, an' happeulu’g
up the whole system.
They cure
ye didn’t uudberstand— th’ fashion
H ood's S arsa p a rilla p e r m a n e n tly c a re d J. I
Explained.
notes, th’ theatrical gossip, th’ s'clety
H in es, Franks, 111., o f acserua, from w h ic h lie
" I t seems to me,” said the young news fr'm 1’eoria, th’ quotations on
had suffered som e tim e ; a n d Misa A lv in a Wot*
real-estate
ter, B >x 212, A lgo n a . W is., o f p m pies o n her housewife, “ there’s entirely too much oats, th’ curb market, th’
water in the milk you serve."
fa ce and back and c h a fe d skin on h e r body, h
transfers, th’ mnrredge licenses, th’
w h ich ahe had been g r e a t ly tro u b le d .
T h ere
“ It won’ t occur again, aia’am,” said death notices, th' want ads., th’ dbry-
are m ore te s tim o n ia l! in fa v o r o f H o o d s th a n
the foxy milkman. “ You see, the goods bargains, an’ even th' Idltoryals.
can be pu blish ed.
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farmer’ s man lias I wen giving the cows Thlu ye r-read tliiui over again with a
too much salt and it makes ’em very faint Idee ye’d read tliliu befure. Thlu
H o o d '. Mmrmmpmrlttm aeem/aes
onrm and keeps Iho ppem/ee.
thirsty. The farmer’s got a new man ye yawned, studied th’ design Iv th’
now.” — Philadelphia Press.
carpet, an’ settled down to wurruk.
Crush.
Was ye exercisin’ ye-er Joynt intelleck
“ There was a crush at the wedding
while ye was readin’ ? No more thin if
Always Consistent.
I suppose."
She—When are you going to give ye 'd been whistlin' or wrttln’ ye-er
“ Crush? Why, the ushers had to
name on a pu-aper. I f anity wan
me the money to Imy that new dress?
form a flying wedge in order to get the
else
but
me come along
they
He— Next week.
bridal party up to the altar.” — Life.
might say;
"W hat a mind Hin-
“ That’ s what you said last week.”
He's always readin’.”
“ Yes, and that’s what I say now and nlssy lias!
Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
I aint the But I w’u’d kick tit’ book or paaper out
used for all affections of die throat anil am going t,n say next week.
lungs. — W m . 0 . K n p m i . k y , Vanburen, In d .
kind of a man to say .one thing one Iv ye-er band, an’ grab ye be th’ collar,
Feb. 10, 1900
week and another thing next week.” — an’ cry, "Up, llinnlssy, an’ to wurruk!”
Tit-Bits.
f’r I ’d know ye were loafin’. Believe
An Indigestible Man
me, llinnlssy, readin’ is not thlnkin’. It
K itty— Hut he is such an indigestible
seems like It, an’ whin it conies out in
man.
A Wom an’s .. Complexion. talk sometimes, It sounds like It. It’s
Jane— Indigestible?
a klud lv nearthought that looks
K itty— Yes; lie always disagrees
but ye
In the spring, when the young man’s fancy is lightly glnooyne to th’ thoughtless,
with me.— Detroit Free Press.
Manny a
turning to thoughts o f love, the young lady of fashion can’t get annytliliig on It.
C I T O Permanently Cured. No IH» or iiervouHDfJiî is spending her spare time over her complexion, for man I’ ve knowed has so doped uim-
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f Dr.
II o « ’s Great Nerve the winter months o f t lose stifled rooms, late hours
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fimt tiny’s n w of
I>r. K
Kilo
sllf with books that he’d stumble over
Reatorar. Send lor PftB P.S'd.O O triu l bottle and treat-
iae. Da.B. II. K l in k . Ltd..V31 Arch.St.. Philadelphia. Fa and the long round o f dhsiuation demanded by society a carpet-tack.—Century.
Eruptions
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Their Wivci.
"H o w many men owe their success
in life to their wives.”
“ Yes. Ami how many more men
owe their wives to their success in
lif e . " — Life.
O r a g o n B l o o d P u r i f i e r is
rightly named, ltecause it purifies the
blood and tones up the body.
Spring Medicine.
“ I see the doctor is sending bills to
all his patients.”
"Y e s ; I suppose lie thinks at this
season of the year they all need hitter
p ills ."— Philadelphia Bulletin.
A sk T ou r lle a l.tr Tor A lle n ’ s Poot-Rnse
A powder. I t Cures Swollen, Sore, H ot, CallouH,
A ch ing .Sweating Keel mill Ingrmtlnii Nulls. Makes
new nr tight shoes easy. At nil Ilruituhts utul sline
Stores, U eentn. A ccep t N o Suhntlliite. Sample
* tee. Address A llen S. Olmsted, Indtoy, N . V.
begin to tell strongly on the bloom of the feminine
cheek and a thorough treatment must he given to tone
up the system and bring back the freshness before
summer arrives.
lie first thing is to look well after the diet and see
that it is wholesome and varied, and sufficient m
quantity to keep up the strength
Some skins in the spring of the year are subject to
disfiguring eruptions and the most approved means of
getting rid o f this trouble is to take Vogeler’» Curative
Compound, which purifies, cools and cleanses the
blood from all impurities, and removes every trace of
skin eruptions. Beware of any and all external face
and skin remedies, such as lotions, powders, soaps
etc., many o f which are absolutely dangerous, from
the fact that they contain powerful chemicals, which
have been known to mark and otherwise disfigure the
lace for life. Vogeler’s Curative Compound is made
woolly from purely vegetable ingredients, from the
formula o f one o f London's most noted living physi­
cians, and has no equal for beautifying the complexion,
because it purifies and cleanses the blood and makes
pure rich red blood, ft also tones up the system,
ives an appetite, ensures sweet and peaceful sleep
invigorates and strengthens the entire nervous organi­
sation. It makes people well.
A free sample bottle will be sent free by applying to
St. Jacobs Oil, Ltd., Baltimore, Md.
No Vacant Lot for her.
He— Darling, I love you. W ill you
not make me happy by sharing my
A Slttpy Job.
humble lot with me?
Friend— What are you going to do
She— Is there n nice little house on with the alarm clock?
the lot, Henry?— Boston Herald.
Salesman— Taking it down for our
store.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s 8ooth
Friend— Out, of order, ch?
Ing Syrup the bent remedy to use tor their
Salesman— Not at all. I just get it
oblliiren during the teething period.
to go off at th<j closing hour. Our store
lon’t advertise, you know.— Philadel­
Between Friends.
Enpeck— I understand your wife is phia Press.
ill.
Meeker— Yes; site hasn’ t spoken a
word for three days.
Enpeck— Good! You always were
a lucky dog.— Chicago News.
If you want to try a cample of the
finest spices you ever used send us 5
cents in stumps with the name of your
grocer nnd mention this pn|Htr ami we
will rend you a 10 cent tin of Monopole
White pepper or cayenne or ginger or
other variety you muy select an a sam­
ple. We know it is only necessary to
get you to try them to make you a l>e-
lievor ui Monopole.
Address Wad-
hams A Kerr Bros., Portland, Ore.
Proof Conclusive.
Bobbie—Grandma, kin I pull out
one of your white hairs?
"Y es, dear."
Bobbie (gleefully) — There, sirce!
The Bible does lie. There uiiit no
number on this one.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
Tha Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Cause end Effect.
"John,” she said to her husband,
who was grumbling over his breakfast,
"your love lias grown cold ."
“ No, it hasn’ t ! " he snapped, “ but
my breakfast lias.’ ’
“ That’s just it. If your love hadn’ t
grown cold, you wouldn’ t notice that
your breakfast had."— Philadelphia
Press.
Too Thin.
Church Music Committee— I thought
you said you were a flue bass? You
can’ t be heard ten seats from the or-
gan.
Base— W ell, isn’ t that a fine voice?—
Boston Herald.
Hamlin's Wizard Oil is an old remedy,
and like an old friend may tie de)iended
on. It cures pain.
Wouldn't Squander It.
Mr. Hardflste— if I give you this
penny, my man, will you squander it
for drink?
Weary Walker— No, sir; I ’ ll use it
to git a new autymobile— my old one's
wenrin’ out.
Household Economy.
It la a (a la * eco n om y to buv (rntcerles
w h ic h a re ch ea p at the expense o f qu ality
You eta t afford to tan
For th a t reason you ought to buy
MONOPOLE GROCERIES
purest to be had and very r*a»>nable
in price. A ll flr t l clams gr«»etr* Handle them.
The
W A D N A M S A M RW BROS., »Hakem.
Portland.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
M e n H e i r ig I in p o r t e d t o T a k e t h e P l a c e
o f W o m e n D o m e s t ic s .
HIGHER PA Y FOR CLERGY.
V C o m im r iH o n B e t w e e n A m e r ic a n
K it u l i e It C o m p e n » a t io n * .
xt cannot su pply yon ,
far ___
ami a H
a will
____ expreae
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you a botti*. B** an re and (H a the na
of your nearest ex t r» a* offp#. Addreaa
J. C. A V KK CO., I «»well, M o «
A bronze statue of a woman carrying
a parasol Is rather unusual among
works of nrt. but such has recently
been unveiled to the late Kmpress of
Austria. It ts situated tn a small na
tlonnl park In Hungarv. In which the
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late Kmpress tens fond of hunting and
fidlng.
\t
P h illip *
Itr o ttk *’ H o n sp .
The Phillips |tr«H>k* house, at Cum
bridge. M ass ., now has 530 contrlbu
| tors, representing not only the United
I States, but Knglaml. France. Turkey.
I Japan, t'hina ami South America.
SCHEDULES
Perttesd, Br.
C b lc s fo
P e r il s o d
Special
* vOs m.
vis
Huntington.
Aset vs
d:»p.m.
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. W orth,O m aha,
Kansas C ity , St.
L o u ls .C h ic o fo a a d
East.
*; 10 a.m.
A t s n tle
W a lls W a lla Le ate-
B l press
t o a . Spokan e, M in­
• .60 p m.
n eapolis, 8t. Paul,
v ia
D u tnth . M ilw su -
lu n tln g to n .
kee. C hicago.* East
MRS. KATE TAYLO R.
Mrs. Kate Taylor, a graduated
nurse of prominence, gives her ex­
perience with Peruna in an open
letter.
Her position in society and
professional standing combine to give
special prominence to her utterances.
O REGON .
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Kansas City, ft.
Loots,Chiesto end
tu t
fit. Pa st
P u t M ali
• ; 15 Y ■».
Spokane
TOO». m.
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
r iO H PORTLAND.
IM p.m.
4:00 p. m.
A ll t a llin f
data«
Rubject to change
For Ban Francisco—
Sail every f dava
Dally
Ex.Sunday
Celumfcla River
Steamer*.
Saturday
10:00 p. in.
To Attoria and Way
Landing«.
6:45 a. m
Mon., Wed.
and Fri.
Willamette River.
Water permitting.
Oregon City, Naw-
berg, Salem, Inde*
ndence, Corval*
and Way Lau d­
ing«.
1:00 ®. ra.
4:00 p. m.
Bx. Sunday
4:80 p. m.
Kx.Sunday
K
Willamette and Yarn-
7:00 a. m.
Kill River*.
Tuet.. Thur,
Water permitting.
and Sal.
Oregon City, Bay-
ton, A Way Laud­
ing*.
8:80 p. ra.
Mon.. Wed.
aud Fri.
Lv. R iparla
Snake River.
L v .L e w iito n
4:06 a. m.
7:00 a. m.
Daily except Riparia to Lewiston Daily except
Monday.
_j Monday.
A. L. CRAIG,
Cenerai Pa*«enger Agent. Portland, Or.
V. ▲. S C H ILLIN G . City Ticket Agent.
Third and W ashington Street«.
SOUTH AND EAST
-V IA -
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
PO RTLAN D -
St. Helen's School for Girls.
T h irty -th ird ye ar. C om m odiou s b u ild ­
ings.
M odern eq u ip m e n t.
A ca d em ic
and co lle g e p rep a ra to ry courses. Spe­
cia l courses in music, and art. Illu s.
traterl ca ta logu e. A 11 dep artm en ts w ill
reopen S eptem b er 16.
MISS E L E A N O R TE B B E T T8, P rin c ip a l
ja m b
B U G G IE S .
T r a in « lea ve D rain for P o rtla n d
stations a t 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. ni.
F o u n d e d 1070
A Hom o S ch o o l fo r Boyo
M ilit a r y a n d M a n u a l T ra in in g
W rite f o r lllu m trated C a ta lo g u a
G ive better satisfaction than anything on
the market at anything like the price, be­
cause they are made o f good material, to
stand “ Oregon roads” — Iron corners on
bodies, braces on shaMs. h eavy second-
growth wheels, screwed rims. I f you want
to feel sure that you are gettin g your mon­
ey ’s worth, ask for a “ Bee L in e ” or a
“ M itch ell” (U e n n e y ) Buggy. W e guar­
antee them.
A R TH U R O . N E W tL L
P t t I K C t P A L
No. iv — 1903«
N . P . N . Ü.
M itch ell, Lewie I St a v e r Go*
Seattle, Spokane, Boise.
T T T I I E N w r i t i n g to a d v e r t ia e r e p l e a s e
VV
m e n t io n t h i s p a p e r .
Portland, Or.
and
w ay
L ea ve P o rtla n d ............... 8:30 A. M.
8:90 P. M.
* D ra in ...................... 3:46 P. M. 2:53 A. M
A r r iv e A ih la n d ................ 12:65 A M. 12:35 P. M.
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S a c ra m e n to ......... 5:10 P. M*
5:u0 A. M
San F r a n cisco ...... 7 :45 P. M.
8:45 A. M.
A r r iv e O gd en .................... 4 :56 A . M .
7:00 A. M.
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D en ver ..........
9:30 A. M.
9:15 P. M.
Kansas C it y ......... 7:25 A. M.
7:25 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
__ Ch ica go................... 7:42 A . M.
A r r iv e Los A n g e le «......... 2:00 P. M.
8:06 A. M.
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El Paso.................. 6 :0 0 P .M .
6:00 P. M.
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F o rt W o rth .......... 6:30 A. M.
6:30 A. M.
“ C ity o f M e x ic o ..... 11:30 A. M. 11:30 A. M.
•' H o u s to n ................. 7:00 A. M.
7:00 A. M.
M N e w O rlean s............6:30 P .M .
6:30 P. M.
6:42 A M.
•• W a s h in g to n .......... 6:42 A, M.
* N e w Y o rk ............... 12:10 P .M . 12:10 P. M.
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and
H t a lu e o f th e I,a t e A u s t r i a n K n ip rc o *.
Tim
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SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
M o ve«! to 4 2 0 W illia m «
A v e . . l * u . t im id , O r e g o n !
Keeley Institute
OREGON
S hort L ine
U nion P acific
ANO
CHICAGO, IL L ., 427 Monroe St.—
“ As far as I have observed Peruna is
the finest tonic any man or woman can
use who is weak from tlie after effects
of any serious illness.
“ I have seen it used in a number of
convalescent cases, and have seen sev
ernl other tonics useJ, hut I found that
those a ho used Peruna had the quick­
est relief.'
“ Peruna seems to restore vitality
increase bodily vigor and renew health
and strength in a wonderfully short
tim e.” — MRS. KATE TAYLO R.
In view of the great multitude of
women suffering from some form of fe­
male disease and yet unable to find any
cure, Dr. Hartman, the renowned spe-
cialist on female catarrhal diseases, has
announced his willingness to direct the
treatment of as many cases as make
application to him during the summer
“ How’s your music school prosper-
High Art
months, without charge. Address The
ing, Bonmitt?”
Miss Gush— Isn’t her complexion Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio
“ First rate. I ’ ve just introduced a
lovely? I t ’ s like a beautifully tinted
noveltv that ought to take.”
china cup I saw—
Their One Fault.
“ What’s that?”
Miss Kostique— Yes; it certainly is
" A class in harmony for married
Fond Mother— There, my sons,
a beautifully painted mug.— Philadel­
people."— Philadelphia Bulletin.
have spent all the morning making you
phia Record.
j some cookies like Aunt Mary’ s. You
Looked Reasonable.
; like hers so much. What is the mat
/nother Point of View.
“ Of course you have your furniture
Miss Elderly— Never in all my life ter’
instt red?”
Disappointed Boys—You never cut
have I lost my self possession.
“ No; I don’ t see the use of it.”
Miss Flypp— But if some man had ’em out with a pail cover!
“ Your fiat is fireproof, eh?”
asked for it doubtless it would have
“ Seems to he. There’s never the
She Didn't Mean IL
been different.
slightest suspicion of heat in it.” —
Clara— I had an awful time when I
Philadelphia Press.
Curious to Know.
—
refused him.
The
Bachelor—
Why,
I
’
ve
just
Maud— How do you mean?
An Honored Name.
reached my prime.
Clara— Why, he took it in earnest,
“ Remember,” said the impressive
She— What delayed you? — Smart and Phad to explain that I didn’t
person, "th at your ancestors have left
mean it.
you an honorable name.”
“ W ell,” answered the titled youth,
ruefully, “ it is all right on a visiting
card, but it isn’t much at a bank.” —
Washington Star.
K eeley C u re
CARTER'S
There’s a pleasure in
offering such a prepara­
tion as A yer’s Hair Vigor.
It gives to all who use it
such satisfaction. The
hair becom es thicker,
longer, softer, and more
glossy. And you feel so
secure in using such an
old and reliable prepara­
tion.
II.M a Wats 111 Sretltan.
Nurse Says: " Pe-ru-na is
Tonic of Efficiency ”
PR IN TER S
Uttle Liver Pills.
“ My hair came out hy the hand-
fui, and the gray hairs began to
cree pin. I tried Ayer’s
» Hair Vi;
Vigor,
and it stopped
•oppi the hur from com-
ing out and restored the co lor."—
Mrs. M. D.Cray, No. Salem, Mass.
H O S P IT A L S E C R E T S .
D id
Good surgeons are often men of great
ingenuity, and there are numerous
cases on record of important and wholly
satisfactory results accomplished with
rude appliances. A writer who was
with the British aruiy in the Soudan,
gives, In a New York paper, this Illus­
tration of a clever adaptation of means
to a desired end:
After the Battle of Omdurman we
brought back to Abadleb 131 wounded
officers and men. Of this number there
were twenty-one cases of which an ac­
curate diagnosis could not be made by
ordinary surgical rneaus.
By the help of the Roentgen rays,
however, we found the bullet or proved
Its absence In twenty out of these twen­
ty-one cases, the remaining case being
so 111 with a severe wound In the lung
that It was not considered Justifiable
to examine him at the time.
Of course we had no steam engine to
generate electricity for us, and the des­
ert heat had dissolved our specially pre­
pared candles Into their constituents.
Necessity, however, is the mother of
invention, and we had recourse to a
unique method. The pulley of a small
dynamo was connected by means of a
leather strap with the rear wheel of a
»andem bicycle. Having carefully ad­
Miss E l l a B r c n n e r , E. U o c h e s t k b , Onto.
justed the circuit with the storage bat­
faintness, weakness, loss of appetite tery, and also with the voltmeter and
ammeter, a warrant officer took his po­
and sleep.
The young lady whose portrait we sition on the scat of the bicycle and
publish herewith had all these symp­ commenced pedaling. When fifteen
toms. and in addition leucorrhoea, volts and fourteen amperes were reg­
and was cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’a
V e g e t a b l e Compound. First, she istered, the switch close to the haudle
wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham’s lab­ of the bicycle was opened and the
oratory at Lynn, Mass., describing her charging of the battery begun.
trouble, received in reply accurate in­
As the resistance became greater a
structions what to do to get well, and sensation as of riding up-hill was ex
now wishes her name used to convince perienced by the man on the seat, and
others that they may be cured as she
the services of an additional orderly
was.
The same helping hand, free of were requisitioned for the front seat of
charge or obligation, is extended, to the tandem.
every ailing woman in America.
If
As this bicycle practice was generally
you arc sick you are foolish not to get Indulged in In a temperature of 110 de
this valuable advice, it costs you noth­ grees In the shade, the orderlies were
ing, nnd she is sure to help you. Don’t
Wait until it is too late — write to-dav. not sorry when, at the end of a half-
hour, the switch was turned off and the
machine brought to a standstill.
Clasi in H arm ony.
Of lute London has despaired of solv­
ing the "servant girl problem,” and has
set about importing men to take the
places of women In housework. They
ure bringing them across the channel
hy the shipload, and the servant girl is
rapidly disappearing, from the London
household.
They call these male servauts “ gen­
erals,” and there Is no part of house­
work that they cannot do, from press­
ing my lord's trousers to combing my
Indy's half. These '’generals” get wages
ranging from $5<l to $300 a year. They
are civil, dean and neat, and are ac­
customed to long hours.
This fresh field of labor especially
appeals to the young mnn of eontlueu-
tal Europe, as it gives him a chance to
escape from army conscription. So far
these men have proved themselves es­
pecially adapted for domestic work.
The experience of the different nation­
alities Is interesting. Germans have
® =
--S
been found the best. They generally
speak two languages, sometimes three,
and make excellent house servants. Ger­
many and France supply most of the
demand. Italians and Swiss come next
I have enough good, type for
in numhers and qualities, hut for good,
small newspaper nnd job plant.
rough, all-around work the people who
No machinery. W ill sell cheap
take the lead are the Egyptians. For
for cash or trade for Portland real
these people there is a growing de­
estate. Address
mand, ami the descendants o f the
Pharaohs are wrestling the pots and
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pans In many an English kitchen to the
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mutual satisfaction of employer ami
employed.
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Although the wages of a male "gen­
eral” In IiOndon run from $50 to $300 a Sum m er Resolutions
year, the average pay Is $70 a year for
one who is not a cook and $130 a year
for one who Is.
Sure relief from liquor, opium and tobacco
When the new Episcopal palace of
the diocese of New York is raised upou
Cathedral Heights a fund will prob­
ably he provided w hose income will tie
used to supplement the salary of the
M ust Bear Signature of
bishop. He now receives $13,300 a
year. An endowment of slightly more
than $30.1100, of which a considerable
portion Is already raised, will yield the
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same Income, making a total of $33,000.
From the most Important Kplsco-
Very amali a ad as easy
pallati diocese lu America Bishop Cot­
to take os sogar.
ter draws but one-fourth of the pay of
the bishop In London. The archbishop
FOR HEAOACHCh
o f York also receives $30,000 a year,
FOR DIZZINESS.
while the English prluiate has $75,-
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
000, which maintains no inconsiderable
FOR TORPID LIVER.
state In Canterbury, a ’’city’’ litUe
FOR CONSTIPATIOR.
larger than a village. Even In this
FOR SALLOW SKIH.
country there are many wealthy par­
FOR TH E C O M PLIX IO R
ishes whose ministers receive as high
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pay or higher than that of the bishop of
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the metropolitan diocese.
It’s an old story that the salary of the
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
average clergyman—the ntan In the
rank»—Is still miserably low. especially
Got r. Good Start.
He— I was once one of the judges at In the country. A prosperous congre­
gation
ministered
to In constant
a baby show.
She— Heavens! How did you es­ anxiety by a cultured ntau whose life
1» one long struggle with poverty ts
ca po?
He— We banded in a sealed verdict. hardly a spectacle to Inspire either
pride or piety. "Th e laborer ts worthy
— Puck.
of his hire." and he should receive I t —
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; full of s u n a h in e , but t o t h e a v e r a g e
American g i r l o r woman w h o i s o b l i g e d
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to help other« at horns, l i f e la o f t e n •
^cavy drag ¡n consequence o f i l l n e s s
Women w h o work, especially thosg
1 who are constantly on t h e i r f e e t , arp
peculiarly l i a b l e to t h e d e v e l o o m e n S
of organic trouble*, and s h o u l d pa»-
tlcularly heed the first manifestations,
such as backache, pains in the lowsr
limbs and loner part of the stomach,
irregular and painful monthly period«
habits. Send for particulars to
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Bczcma is caused by an acid humor is
the blood coming in contact with the
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and discharge a thin, sticky fluid, which
dries and scales off ; sometimes the skin is
hard, dry and fissured. Eczema in any
form is a tormenting, stubborn disease,
and the itching and burning at times are
almost unbearable; the a c i d burning
humor seems to ooze out and set the skin
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