Newberg graphic., April 25, 1902, Image 4

P e c u lia r
To Itself
In what it is a n d w h a t it ih»»;»— c o n ­
ta in in g the best b lo o d -p u r ify in g ,
alterative a n d to n ic su b sta n ces and
effectin g the m o s t r a d ica l a n d p er­
m anent cu res o f all h u m ors and all
eru ption s, re lie v in g w eak, tired ,
languid fe e lin g s an d b u ild in g up
the w hole s y s te m — is tru e o n ly o f
H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla
No oth er m e d icin e a cts lik e it;
no oth er m e d icin e bus d on e so
m u ch real, su b s ta n tia l g ood , n o
oth er m ed icin e h as restored h ealth
an d strength a t so little cost.
" I wan tr o u b le d w it h w r o f u l . am i c a m e n e a r
lo vin g m y e y e s ig h t . F o r to u r in on rh v I e o n td
n o t ae* to d o a n y t h in g . A fte r t a k in g t o o l>nt-
tiev o f H o e d v S a r s a p a r illa I c o u l d see to w alk ,
a n d w hen 1 n a d ta k e n e ig h t buttled 1 c o u ld see
as w ell as o v e n ." s c a t * A. l U i .m o N . w altera,
N. C.
H o o d ’* S m r a m p a r lll* p .o m la m a
e u r o a n d kmmpa t h o p r o m la a .
F R IE N D S T H O U G H FO ES
P e n P ictu re fo r Women.
Poorly?
“ I am so nervoua, there is not a well
inch in my whole body. 1 am so weak
at my stomach, and have indigestion
horribly, and palpitation o f the heart,
anil I am losing fl"»h. This headache
To Mrs. Brooklyn, from Hubby.
and back a -h*- neariy kills me, and yes­
terday [ nearly had hysterics; there
“ My husband is going to give me
is a weight in the lower part o f my I this portrait for a birthday present."
bowels bearing down all the time, anil
“ That's very kind of him .”
pains in my groins and thighs ; I can­
“ Oh, but he doesn’ t know about it
not sleep, walk or sit, and I believe I
am diseased all o v e r ; no one ever 1 yet.” — Brooklyn Life.
suffered as I do.”
Used to Carrying a Load
This is a description o f thousands e f
cases which corue to Mrs. Pinkham’s
Papa— Are you sure you can support
laboratory for advice An inflamed and
my daughter in the style to which she
is accustomed?
The Suitor— Well, I will only say
that yesterday I dipsosed of my auto­
mobile, which I kept in good repair for
over two years.
Papa (brokenly)— She is yours, my
boy. I, too, once owned an auto’ .—
Brooklyn Life.
f l T f t Permanently Cured. No ilia or nervousness
■ I I 9
after Ihutia?'*» use o f Dr. Kline's(ireat Nerve
Restorer. 8 eud for F U F .K £ ' 2 .0 0 trial l>ottlean<l treat-
I is*. Da. R. 11. K line , L td .*31 Arch SL. Philadelphia. Pa
—
to
Too Bad.
First Author— Stackson’ s is a case of
wiiere a little knowledge is a danger
ous thing.
Second Author—In what way?
“ Why, lie knows just enough of his­
tory to unfit him for being a historical
novelist.” — Brooklyn Life.
A D o m e s tic M ystery .
Mr. Biliks— Something queer about
Biff kins. He has never once meat ioned
his wife.
Mrs. Binks— Perhaps he isn't mar­
ried.
Mr. Binks— Oh, yes, he is.
He
wears out three pairB of shoes a month
trying to suve car fare.— New Yoik
Weekly.
Interesting.
H e - Do you find it an interesting
story?
She— Oh, very. I ’ m so anxious to
get to the end that, really, 1 can’ t help
skipping nearly every other page.”
“ For two years I suffered ter­
ribly from dyspepsia, with great
depression, and was always feeling
poorly. I then tried Ayer’ s Sarsa­
parilla, and in one week I was a
n ew m a n . ” — John McDonald,
Philadelphia, Pa.
f if t „O regon
S h o r t L in e
U n io n P a c if ic
am
Don’t forget that it’s
“ A y e r ’s ” Sarsaparilla
that will make you strong
and hopeful. Don’t waste
your time and money by
trying some other kind.
U se the old, tested, tried,
and iTue Ayer’s Sarsapa­
rilla.
$1.09 a M ile. All drsgflsts.
TIME SCHEDULES
fin ir
ARSITI
Portund, Or.
4:30 p. m.
Chicago
Salt Lake, D enver,
Portland
Ft. W orth ,O m ah a,
Special
K ansas C ity , St.
1:00 a. m.
L o u is .C h ic a g o a u d
via
East.
Huntington.
t:
W alla W alla I«w ta -
A ta n tlo
to n , S p o k a n e , M in­
E x press
n ea p olis, St. P a u l,
• :50 p m.
D u lu th . M ilw a u ­
via
HunUugton.
kee, C bicagodiK ast
A sk your doctor what he thinks o f Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla. He knows all about this grand
old fam ily m edicine. Follow his advice and
w e w ill be satisfied.
J. C. a v e r Co.. Lowell. Mass.
8 aIt Lake, D enver,
St. Paul
Fast M all
•
iu.
Lame back makes a young man feel
! old. Hamlin’s Wizard Oil makes an old
nicerated condition of the neck o f the j man feel young. See your druggist.
i womb can produce all of these symp­
Foolish Man.
toms, and no woman should allow
The Price of Admission.
LOItl) M K’l'H UKN AND GEN. DEI.A KEY,
“ So Markley is dead.”
herself to reach such a perfection of
During
Lord
Methuen's
stay
in
the
Boer
c
a
m
p
fii-n.
IMarcy
was
unremitting
The only son hail reached the histri­
misery when there is absolutely no
“ Yes, it was a complicat on of
In his courtesy, and personally expressed his great sympathy with his distin­ need o f it. The subject of our por­ troubles.”
onic period in his career, and was in­
guished
prisoner.
trait in this sketch, Mrs. Williams of
dulging in a juvenile edition of “ Uncle
"W h y , when I saw him a week a g o 1
Englishtown, N.J., has been entirely
Tom ’ s Cabin.” His mother’ s drawing
!
he
only seemed to have a slight cold.’ ’
| cured o f such illness and misery by
room was converted into a temporary
the average one gramme each, fall on Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com­
“ That’ s all rig'-t, 1 ut he tried to
BRAKI ON THE STEAMER.
tiieater, and with a view, perhaps, of
}
the earth dally, but In 1,000,000 o f mil­ pound.
! take all the remedies liis friends sug­
)
playing only to exclusive audiences,
Many a serious accident on tlie tvatpr lions of years the length of day will
No other medicine has such a record gested.” — Philadelphia Press.
G ive better satisfaction than anything on \
the m arket at anything like the price, be-
this notice wus posted over the door:
might be avoided if vessels were fitted not he Increased a quarter of a second for absolute cures, and no other medi­
eati.se they are m ade o f good m aterial, to
I’iso’s Cure cnnnnt be too highly spoken
“ Ladies and gentlemen under 13 with a device for bringing tbom to a on this account. Taking everything cine is “ just as good.” Women who
stand “ Oregon roa d s” — Iron corn ers on
bodies, braces on shafts, heavy second-
years may come in ; those that are not stop as quickly as possible when the together the day will shorten, not want a cure should insist upon getting o f a s a cough c u r e . — .1. W . O 'B r i e n . 322
grow th w heels, screwed rim s. I f you w ant
Third
Ave.,
N
.,
Minneapolis,
Minn.,
J
a
n
.
to feel sure thut you are getting your m on ­
cannot.” — New York Evening Post.
danger appears. Louis I.acoste o f Mon­ lengthen, but the process will go on Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com­ ti, 1300.
pound when they ask for it at a store.
e y ’ s worth, ask for a “ Bee L in e” or a
treal, Que., has designed an apparatus with extreme slowness.
“ M itch ell” ( lie u n e y ) Iluggy. W e guar­ L
1 IK F O IC K H R T O O K V O G B L K K ’ 8
antee them .
In the Land of Dreams.
for this special purpose, which Is illus­
I f * C o u l d N o t T o u c h II in W i f e ' « D i n n e r s
M i t c h e l l, L e w i » £ S t e v e r C o ,
The
Golfiac.
a n il T h e y W en t " K l l f o r a K i n g . "
trateti herewith, the picture "showing SALMON P. CH A SE’ S CARRIAGE.
Hetty— Oh, Bertha, you must show
Seattle, Spokane, Boise.
Portlaud, Or.
“ I had a terrible time last night. A me that hat your husband said lie was
So writes our esteemed friend, Mr. the central part of a steamer with the
Frank Chandlers, of 9 Bennett St., brake mechanism attached in operating Still 1’ rcnerved in tlie Shop of u Wash­ crank called at my bouse and I had an going to buy for you. The last time I
ington Dealer.
awiul time getting him to go away.”
Chiswick; “ For over two years I suf­ position.
was here, you know, he said it was a
v
The carriage which was In 1S02 the
“ Threatening, was he?”
dream.
fered agonies front indigestion, and be­
The brake proper consists of a hinged
1
“ Yes; lie threatened to tell me all
came reduced to a mere shadow of my gate o f considerable width, attached handsomest equipage In Washington,
Bertha— And it is still a dream,
stalwart velf.
I would return home to tlie side of the ship to extend verti- and which transported through Its about his exploits on tho links.”
Hetty.— Tit-Bits.
streets the reigning society queen of
from my business feeling so faint that
A Measure of Time.
L n ii ic d 1 /* 4 u W e a r S h o e s
I could hardly drag ono leg after the
that day—the daughter of Salmon P.
The Pupil— It seemed to me that I O n e s ize s m a ller a fte r u s in g A l l e n ’s F o o t Easo,
other; my dear wife did all she possi­
t'lmse, or, as she Is now remembered,
h p o w d e r . It m a k e s t ig h t o r n e w s h o e s easy.
bly could to tempt me with dainty
Mrs. Kate Chase Sprague—has for the must have practiced ail of two hours.
C ures s w o lle n , h o t , s w e a tin g , a c h i n g feet, in*
The Professor— But I ’ m sure you g r o w in Q u a ils , c o r n s a n d b u n io n s . A ll d ru g -
dishes, and as 1 entered the house I
last eighteen years occupied an In­
erists a n d s h o e stores. 25c. T ria l p a c k a g e F R E E
sniffed and thought: ‘Oh, how good; I
conspicuous place in the salesroom of tlidn’ t. If you had practiced two hours by m a il. A d d ress A lle n 8 . O lm s te d , L e R o y ,
know 1 can eat that.’
But alas! no
Thomas Ii. Young's carriage house in it would have seemed like six.— I’ uck. N ew Y ork .
sooner had I eaten a few mouthfuls,
that oily.
Decollctte.
Taking the Short CuL
when I felt sick; severe pains shot
The huge vehicle is now quaint and
Jimson— Did you seo the society buds
Mrs.
Galey
(musingly)—
Suppose
I
through my chest and shoulder blades,
out of date In many ways, though
at the reception last night?
my eyes swam and everthing seemed
traces of Its departed elegance are not should publish your love letters, dear?
Jester— Yes; one would think they
Mr. Galey— Why not simply make a
black. I became alternately hot and
lacking. A well-worn footboard In the
would be afraid to come out so early
public
acknowledgement
that
you
mar­
cold, and got up from such a dainty
rear gives evidence of the military ap­
in the spring without wearing more
ried a fool?
dinner heartily sick of living, und feel­
pearance of tw o liveried footmen who
proteeti n against the frost.— Ohio
ing I was a sore trial to everybody. I
gripped with tenacity at the black
State Journal.
Whom the Princess Meant.
may mention that I was also very much
strap handles in order to maintain
Sir Arthur Sullivan was once the
troubled with a scaly skin, and often
their equilibrium. I 11 front Is a box
Some One Must Pay the Bills.
; bearer of a letter from the Princess of
Isjils. But one evening 1 noticed my
seat for the driver, draped somewhat Wales, now Queen Alexandra, to her
Anxious Groom— I thought you said
wife seemed ntoro cheerful than usual.
in the fashion o f u hearse of the pres­ mother, the queen of Denmark. The something or other about a cheek; I
------- *■
I quest ioned her and found she had
—
v-j Sold by 68 Douglas
ent day.
—■—
Stores and the best shoe dealer» every where.
latter read it and said: “ She says in don’ t see any.
been reading a pamphlet she had re­
CAUTI09U The genuine have na me and price on bottom
The Interior o f the carriage, with Its her letter. ‘ He will tell you about the
Angry Father-in-Law— You blither­
ceived, of men afflicted just as I was,
Notice increase of sales in table below t
ample seating capacity for six persons, little monkey.’ ”
“ I assure your ing idiot, your wife is a regular check­
and who had been cured by Vogeler’ s
| Is lined with heavy lilac satin, while majesty,” said Sir Arthur, I am quite book. Every time either of you wants j
Compound. Said she, ‘ What givos me
the handles and door latches are of ignorant on tlie subject of any monkey.” I anything she writes me a note an l I ’ ve
more faith in it is that it is made from
1 9 « 0 ^ 1 j2 5 9 j7 5 ^ a t r 8 .
silver and Ivory. The carriage is Jet The queen, with a laugh, replied: got to cash it.
the formula of an eminent physicinn
black and its heavy running gear, to­ “ She means herself.”
now in active practice in the West End
S — I. ri»G,7 J0 Pairs.
gether with Its ponderous hotly and
Mist or Mri.
of London, so I am sure it is no quack
substantial trappings, gives the im-
Whistle in Old Mexico.
thing.’ ‘ All right, dear, let’ s have a
She— I want to get a necktie for a
B I si ness More Than Doubled in Four Years.
presslon that it is looking with
bottle, said I. After taking the con­
The ancient Mexicans had a species gentleman.
T v ? ? ^ hi ^ S s nlakes and sells more men’s $8.00 and
haughty disdain on the glossy traps of whistle which produced at least threo I Clerk— Y'es, miss; here are some $3.50 shoes than any other two man’f ’rs in the world.
tents of the lirst bottle I felt very much
♦V. b. Donglas $ LOO and *8.ro shoes placed side by
side with $5.00 an l $6.00 shoes of other makes, are
which surround It in the salesroom, I notes. It had two linger holes and a very pretty ones for $1.
better, and determined to give this
found to be just as good. They will outwear two
cally
downward
from
the
water
line.
never admitting for a moment that its mouthpiece on the side.
remedy a fair trial, and I can |>ositive-
She— O, I don’ t want to pay more pairs o f ordinary S3.no and $3.50 »hoes.
Made o f the best leathers, including Patent
ly assure you that a few bottles have Normally tills gate lies close against former glory has been lessened a whit
than a quarter.
Corona hid, Corona Colt, and National Kangaroo
0n!y Waiting.
Fait Color Kjrslrt» sad Always Hlark Hooks osod.
made a new man of me.
I can sleep the side of the vessel and offers no by the vagaries of fashion.
Clerk— Yes, madam; dies your hus­
. L.Douglas f4.00 “ «lit IMf# Liar” eaaaot bo oqaalleS.
well, eat anything and thoroughly en­ resistance to the progress through the
b h o e s h y m u ll 8 .» e . e x t r a . C n tH lo g t r e e .
Mrs. Ivale Chase Sprague gave the
‘ Doesn’ t it make you the least bit band like dark or light colors?— Phila­
TV. L . D o u g in a , H r o c k t o n , M n a a .
joy life. I have told several of my water, but when the proper signal Is carriage in trade for a more modern envious to see what elegant furniture delphia Press.
given
from
the
pilot
house
the
engineer
friends, whom I knew wero suffering
vehicle about eighteen years ago. Its Sirs. Eyeflv is putting into her house
the same as myself, and they all wish starts the mechanism which released value now is simply that of a relic, next door?”
Already.
me to say that they are like new men. lltc clamp securing the forward edge of but in tlie estimation of Mr. Young
“ Not a bit.
My husband says it
"That b oy ,” remarked old Cerberus,
P o itla n d , O regon . F o u n d e d 18701
I sincerely bless the great physician tlie gate, tlie latter Immediately Hying this value Is Increasing each year.
will be sold by the sheriff within six drily, after the youthful hope and pride
who gave you tho formula of Vogeler’ s open, until it is at right angles to tlie
months—
and
I’
ll
be
there
to
buy.”
Mr. Young also has stored away In
had been led off to the spanking de­
& Home School for Boys.
Curative Compound, und also your­ course of the ship, where It Is sustain­ his lofts the Seward carriage, which
partment, “ has the bump of litigation
Few
Things
in
Stripes.
selves fur making its virtues known to ed by the braces al the rear.
Military and Manual Training.
very strongly developed; he is already
Is an exact counterpart of the carriage
a suffering public.”
The proprietors
The brakes are arranged In pairs and shown at ButTalo ns the equipage of
“ W ill you kindly show me what you vigorously engaged in contesting the
W
rite
for I llu s tra te d C a ta logu e.
(the 8t. Jacobs O il, Ltd. Baltimore,) two or more sets may be applied to one Abraham Lincoln. This, with the car- have here?” asked tlie visitor to the parental w ill.”
will sund a sample free to any one ship. They offer no hindrance to tlie rlago o f Gen. Tecumseb Sherman, pen.
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
writing to them.
movement o f the ship through the wat­ says the Washington Star, he pur- ; "W ith
pleasure,”
replied
the i
Had Earned Her Retirement.
er as long ns they remain closed, but
warden, who had once worked in a dry
Miss Susan M. llallowell, profespor of S ew Year Resolutions
chased about twenty years ago.
An Obstacle.
afford a valuable adilitldon to the re­
goods store; “ we have a few things in : botany for the past 27 years at Welcs-
“ There is always room at the top,' versed propeller In bringing tlie ship
stripes that I think will intorest you.” . ley college, has tendered her resigna­
His Explanation.
said the Good Adviser.
to a quick stop In times o f danger.
S u re re lie f from liq u o r , o p iu m am i to b a c c o
A group of men were sitting I 11 the
tion. Her retirement withdraws from
“ Indeed, yes,” answered the Unfor­
h ab its. Sen d fo r p a rticu la rs to
A Rare Brand.
smoking room when the talk turned
the faculty ranks the last member who
tunate Person, “ but the elevator ;s not
M o v e d t o 4! ii) W i l l i a m s
A SLO W PROCESS.
“
T
h
is,”
said
the
salesman,
handing
upon the war in South Africa. Several
served in the opening year of 1875.
A v o ., I* o .H a n d , O r e g o n
always running.’ ’
o f the men had seen service, and, al­ out another package, “ is also an excell­
C o o lin g o f th e K u r tli o s K e lu t in g t o th e
though some of them were strangers, ent substitute for coffee. It is very j
1-ctliE t It o f t h e H a y .
conversation
was brisk and entertain­ wholesome. It makes red b lood ."
Professor W oodward, in tlie Popu* |
“ Haven’ t you something,” asked the
lar Science Monthly, lias lately given ing. "W ell,” began a soldierly looking young woman with tho earrings, “ that
an account o f Ids researches oil tlie fellow, " I ’ ve been In South Africa my­ makes blue blood?”
progressive cooling of the earth and Its 1 self, and had a very Interesting time.”
Rheumatic pains are the cries o f protest relation to tlie length o f the day. Does 1 “ Ever get very close to the Boers?”
Simple.
and distress from tortured muscles, aching
some one asked. "Rather! 1 once took
Friend— Why do you imagine that
joints and excitc.l nerves. The blood has the length o f the day vary? Was It two o f their officers.”
“
Unaided?”
been poisoned by tho accumulation ol formerly shorter than now? Will It. iu "Certainly. And the very next day l drink drives away yonr troubles?
waste matter in the system, and can no the future, lie lengthened? The an-1
Old Tank— Oh!
I exchange one
longer supply the^tirc ami health sustain­ swer depends upou the mass o f the took eight men with their horses." "A ll load for another.
ing food thev require. The whole system earth, which varies, since meteoric wounded, 1 expect?” remarked a listen­
feels the effect o f this acid poison ; and dust perpetually falls upon the surface er. with a suspicion of a sneer. "You
Sullivan's Truthful Remark.
not until the blood has l>een purified and
The Kintl You Have Always liou^ht has borne the signa­
and thus Increases the quantity of didn't get hurt, o f course?” "Just a
John L. Sullivan has been recognized I
brought hack to a healthy condition will
ture of CItas. II. Fletcher, anil has been made under liis
scratch,
that's
all!
And
the
day
after
matter;
and
on
its
volume,
which
be­
ns a truthful as well as a lighting man.
the aches and pains cease.
personal supervision tor over HO years. Allow no one
1 took a lot of transport wagons, and
comes
smaller
ns
the
mass
is
progres­
M rs. J a n e s K c'.l, o f 707 N in th street, N. R „
“ I’ ve made a monkey of myself again,’ ’
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
W aahuigtun, D . C , w rite s as f o l l o w s : *' \ few sively cooled.
Laplace concluded from followeo that up hy taking a Boer kraal he said the other day.
“ Jnst-os-g-notl” are but Experiments, and endanger the
m o n th s a g o I tis.l a n n t u c k o f S ciatic Rheum *,
tlie data at Ills disposition that there and a big gun.” "Mister,” said the dis­
tism In its w orst form . The
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
agreeable
man
of
the
audience.
"I
have
in w as s o Intense that I
had been 110 sensible change In tlie
Denial from American Scout.
cam e co m p le te ly pro»,
seen some of the finest specimens of
length of the day for U.(KK) years.
t r a t o l T h e attack w as an
Major F. It. Burnham, an American
unu su ally actrere one. and
anything you can call to tulnd, but
scout, who served with the British cav­
Woodward has repea I cd Ids calcula­
m y c o n d itio n w a s regard­
Cutoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare-
frankly you are the only legitimate suc­
e d a s b e in g v e ry dan ger­
alry in the Boer war, denies that he has
tion with new data, and concludes that
porit*. P r o p s and Soothin'- Symps. It is Pleasant. It
ous. I w a s a lie n ,le d by
cessor of Baron Munchausen that I've
applied for the place of instructor of
the duration o f the day has not chang­
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
o a e o f th e m ost a b le d o r ­
ever met!” "Oh, no. I'm not that." said
ters in W a sh in g to n , wire is
substance. Its ago is its pnarantee. It destroys Worms
scouts at Aldershot.
ed as much as half a second during
a ls o a m e m b e r o f the fac­
the story-teller modestly with a good-
anti allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea ami Wind
tlie first 10,000.00») years after the Is»- ,
ulty o f a le a d in g m ed ica l
natured
smile—"I'm
only
a
photo­
Colie. It relieves Teething: Troubles, cures Constipation
c o lle g e h e r e . H e told me
Work of Joel Chandler Harris.
ginning o f solidification of tne earth's 1
to c o n t in u e h is p r e s rip-
grapher!”
and Flatulency. It assimilates tlie Food, r e fla te s the
Joel Chandler Harris, the author,
When the cooling o f tlie
t io n s a u d I w o u ld get w ell. A fte r h ayin g It «ties’ material.
Stomach ami Bowels, jfivinj- healthy and natural sleep.
tw e lv e t im e » w ithout re ce ivin g the alighte*! earth finally reaches Its
lives in a little frame cottage in At­
term
the
;
A
g
ctl
l
l
o
g
C
o
m
m
it
s
S
n
le
ltte
.
The Children’ s Panacea—Tito Mot iter’ s Friend.
b en efit, 1 d e c lin e d to r o n h u u e hi* treatm ent an*
marked.
Professor | "There's old Tlge; lie's 15 yours old, lanta, Ga. He writes from six to seven
lo n g e r . H a y in g heard o f S. S . 8 ( S w ift's Specific) change will Is*
re c o m m e n d e d fo r Rheum atism . I d ecided, alm ost W oodward's result Is that the ratio of
really blind, and a nuisance," said the hours a day, turning out from 1,500 to
in d e s p a ir h ow ever to g iv e th e m e d icin e a trial,
2,000 words, using a typewriter.
an d a fte r I hail taken a fe w b o ttle s I w as able tc the change of the day to Its Initial
proprietor of the hotel at Alford, I’ a -
h o b b le a r o u n d o n crutches, a n d very aoon th e re
length Is two thirds of the product of the other day. ” 1 haven’ t the heart to
a fte r h a d n o use fo r them at ail, 8 . S 8 having
A Sacrilegious Desire.
c a r e t me a und au d w ell. A ll the distressing the loss of tem|M»rature multiplied hy
Bears the Signature of
kill him, but If some fellow will shoot
pain s h a e e left m e m y a p p e tite has returned
Mrs. Jones— What’ s become of that
For example. him and bury bint up on the hill. I will
an d I a m h a p p y t o b e again restored t o perfect Its cubical contraction.
he a lth.
silk smoking jacket you gave your
If the primitive temperature o f the give him a dollar."
husband for his birthday?
/fiM t ..e g r e a t vegetable earth waa fi.drid deg. C, and If Its cubi­
A barroom lounger Immediately ac­
"a
purifier anil tonic,
Mrs. Smith— Oh, I had to make that
cal contraction was that o f iron, the day cepted the offer, and left for Ills Imine
the i leal remedy in all
over into a sofa pillow. He actually
will be finally reduced ntsnit t! per
rheumatic t r o u b l e s .
to get a gun. Old Tlge arose front the
There are no opiates ot cent that Is to say. by alsmt an hour floor near the stove, gave a pitiful wanted to sit around, and smoke in it.
minerals In it to disturb the digestion and and a half. The lapse o f time neces­ whine, and went out of doors. In half —Judge.
In
3 0
lead to ruinous habits.
sary to bring this slsiut Is enormous
an hour the man returned with a gun,
t**f etM Tvis eoM NST, vv * u » m t i t m tv. nrw t o s s erre.
Nice Man.
We hare prepared a special book on
Three hundred thousand millions of
Rheumatism which every sufferer from years are required, according to Wood but the dog was nowhere to I«» found.
Cadleigh— W on’ t yon give me another
this painful disease should read. It is the « a n l. for 96 |s»r cent o f the total con­ A persistent search all the afternoon dance?
failed to reveal Ilia presence, and the
most complete and interesting book ol
Miss Wiggins— Really, Mr. Cad­
the k i n d iu existence. It will be sent free traction to take place. The length of barroom crowd gave up the chase at
leigh, you've had nearly all so far,
to any one desiring it. Write our physi­ tho day will not lie sensibly affected, nightfall.
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cians fully and freely about your case. We on the other hand, after the expiration
Next morning the niilkma.' discover­
The Great Conditioner and Stock Psttewer.
HORSES <$»
Cadleigh— Yes, you know, it’ s just
ake no chat ,r for medical advice.
o f l.OUO.OQO of millions o f years. The
More W ork on Leas Feed.
C O W S vive More and Richer
ed
the
mangled
body
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old
Tlge
on
the
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to spite Miss Peelris. W e’ ve had a
STOCK » * 9 0 I
MUk* HOGS Fatten Q akker H given this Fond.
fall of meteoric dust tends to Increase
railroad tracks, lie had committed sui­ quarrel.
the mass o f the earth, and thus to
Package, 80c and SI.OO.
cide to escape being shot to death.— '
change the length o f the day. but the
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effect due to this cause Is not above
P a r s s i w R r w k d y C o . S t. P a n i. M in n .
G f v t l i m e m — I h a r e been fe e d in g y o u r P n i s v ia n S t o c k P o o d t o r a r
one tw o hundred thousandth of the ef
Some men tlduk twice before marry
t h o r o u g h b r e d s w in e
I t g i v e « t h e m o n a p p e t i t e , n o d m a k e « th e p i «
feet o f secular rooting. Twenty mil­ ing then regret that they didn't get a
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lions o f small meteors, weighing 011 third think.
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W ater p erm ittin g .
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p e n d e n c e , C o r v a l­
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hill Klvert.
Tuta., Thur.
W ater p e r m ittin g .
and Sat.
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4:00 a. ra.
7:00 a. m.
D aily e x c e p t R ip a rla to L ew iston D aily e x c e p t
M on d a y .
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V. A . SC H ILLIN G . C ity T ic k e t A g e n t.
T h ir d an d W a s h in g to n Streets.
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Shasta Route.
T r . i n i le a v e D rain for P o r tla n d
• ta lion » * t 12.34 p. m . an d 1:28 a. ui.
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8:30 P. M .
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8:30 P. M.
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8:05 A. M.
6:00 P. M.
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6:30 A. M.
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C h a ir ca r s r a c r a m e u t o to O gd en am i El Paso,
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