Newberg graphic., April 11, 1902, Image 4

A Rod i* Pickle.
M rs . Ooodsole— Why, Johnny, are
Baxlleh Aristocrats Who Are Making you ju s t going home now?
Your
Money In Trade.
m o th e r’s been looking for you all siter-
L E V E L IN G T E N D E N C IE S .
Distress
A fte r Eating
Nausea between meals, belching, vom­
iting, flatulence, (its of nervous head­
ache, pain in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
it is neglected the harder ft is to cure it.
H ood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Hadically and |>ennanently cure it—
strengthen and tone the stomach and
other digestive organs for the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood’s.
" I had drape pals tw eiity -flv* y, ara and look
different medlclnea but cut no help unitl I bs-
m n tak:nz Hood’s .Saranparilla. lla r e taken
four hr,ttlsa of this m edicine and ran now eat
aln oat anything, sleep w ell, have no cramps In
my stomach, no burning and no distress."
M rs . WiLLUMU. H i k k i t t . It O laey 8t , Provi­
dence, K. I.
H o o d 'm M m r a . p . r l l l . p ro m tm m m
c a m a n d k a a p m th m p r o m t . . .
to
Taken On.
Hoax— Funny! Did you ever notice
It?
Joax— Notice what?
Hoax— Why, in the beginning of the
world a rib became a woman, ami now
it’s riblmns that lieeome a woman.—
Philadelphia Record.
The druggist who advises roti to use
Hamlin’s Wizard Oil for t te cure of
pain, does you a gissi turn !
A Good Mimic.
“ I don’t see what yoli all has to git
so proud about,” said Miss Sadie Cot­
ton ball.
“ Cohse you doesn’ ,” answered Miss
Miami Brown. " I ’ze been studyin’ de
white folks. What yoh wants to do is
jes’ put on de airs yohse’ f an’ let de
yutbuh folks do de guessin’ 'bout whut
de reason is."
C I T O PeriiKtiH iifly Cured. No fit* er nervousne«:
■ IIO
after flrit-lay’» uwnf I)r. Kliue'Hdreat Nerv«
Restorer Bend for P K UK S’i.OO trial botti* and treat­
ise. D b . R. Il K lims . htd .ttU ArrhSt.. Philadelphia.Fa
Wouldn't Bt a Party to IL
Tailor— Can't you pay my nil! today,
sir? I need the money, as I'm going
to lie married next week.
Customer (a continu'd bachelor)—
What? doing to be married? Such a
foolish thing, and on my money? Nev­
er!— Der Dorfbarbicr.
I . a ill* . Can W e a r S h o os
On* aizc smaller alter using A lle n ’s Foot Kiae
a powder. It makes tigh t or new shoes easy.
< nrea swollen, hot, sweating, aching feet, in­
grow in g nails, corns and bunions. A ll drug­
gists am i shoe atom . 2#r. Trial package KKKK
by mail. Address Allen 8 . Olm sied, Lo Roy,
New York.
To Whom It Referred.
Sunday School Teacher— Now, W illie
Green, what aie wo to understand when
the Bible speaks of people who, huving
eyes, see not.
W illie Green— I guess it must mean
policemen.— Philadelphia Record.
I am sure Pisu's Cure for Consumption
saTCd my life three years ago, . - M
bs .
T i it os .
lioBsiKs, M aple street, Norwich, N. Y „
Fab. 17, 1WX>.
Conditions Improving.
Kaaterner (on his vacation)— I be­
lieve there is lens of vice and crime
among the Indians out here than there
nted to lie. Ia there not?
Comnmnche l ’ete — You’ re right,
pard. Th' haint ez many Injuns ez
they used to he.— Chicago Tribune.
H O W S T H IS f
We oiler Ono Hundred D ollars Reward for any
e u e ot Cattarrb that can not be cured by H a l i l
Catarrh ( lire.
F. J. C H U N K Y A Co., Prop*. , Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney
fo rth ,' nest lr, years, en d believe him perfectly
honorable In all business trau sections and fin­
ancially able to carry ou t any obligations made
by their II rm.
Water A Tattax,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
W a l u i s o K i n n a n A M a h v i s ,
W holesale H ruggi.it, Toledo. O.
H all's Catarrh C ere Is takeu Internally,acting
directly on the blotwl and tnuoous surfaces or
the system. Price 7Se per bottle, Hold by all
druggists. Testim on iéis free.
Hall's Family P ills are the beat.
Onto His Gam«.
Clubb— My wife's going around with
a chip on her shoulder today.
Chubb—That so?
Clubb— Yes, she found ono in my
pocket this morning. — Philadelphia
Press.
The Oldest and Best
S. S. S. fa a combination of roots
and herbs of preat curative powers,
and when taken into the circulation
aenrrhes out and removes all manner
of poisons from the blood, without
the least shock or harm to the system.
On the contrary, the general health
begins to improve from the first dose,
for S. 8, S. is not only a blood purifier,
but an excellent tonic, and strength­
ens and builds up the constitution
w hile purging the blood of impuri­
ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a
blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula,
R h e u m a t i s m , Chronic Sores and
Ulcers, Eczema, P s o r i a s i s , S a l t
Rheum, Herpes ami sim ilar troubles,
and is an infallible cure and the only
antidote for that most horrible disease,
Contagious Blood Poison.
A record of nearly fiPy years of
successful cures is a record to be proud
of. S. S. S. is more popular today
that. ever. It numbers its friends by
the thousands. O ur medical corres­
pondence is larger than ever in the
history o f the medicine. M any write
to thank us for the great good S. S. S.
has done them, while others are seek­
in g advice about their cases.
A ll
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. O ur physicians have made
a life-long stndyof Blood and Skin D is­
eases. and better understand such cases
than the ordinary practitioner who
makes a specialty of no one disease.
W e are doing great
good to u ff e r n g
h u ma n i t y through
consulting do
p.irtment, and invite
you to write us if you have any blood
or skin trouble. W e make no vbarge
whatever for this service.
TIM SWIFT s e t CIS 1C CO, ATLANTA, OA.
Americana cannot lay claim to being
noon.
the only people who now take the aenal-
Johnny— Yes’m, l know.
kle view that no man la degraded by
Mrs. Uoodsole— Just think bow wor­
engaging lo a lawful business. England
ried she must 1» !
Is coming round to the same way of
Johnny— Oh, she’s near the end o’
thinking. The old order of tblugs Is her worryin’ .
I ’m jest beginnin’
changed. It Is the aristocrats now who mine.
serve many of the retail buyers with
groceries, vegetables, coal, and other
It Looked Tough.
necessaries of life. The following list
“ W ill you carve, Mr. Cleaver?” asked
of titled tradesmen would seem to em­ th e landlady, as she placed the turkey
phasize the statements:
on th e boarding house table.
Lord Hampden Is said to supply the
“ No, thank you,” replied the face­
best cream cheese, and bis carts, filled tious boarder, “ let Mr. Hackett. H e’ s
with all the fresh dairy produce o f his a stone cutter.” — Philadelphia Bulle­
farm In Sussex, go dally on their West tin.
End routes.
Lord Londonderry will deliver half a
Three of a Kind.
ton o f coal with promptness. A grand­
Ella— Bella told me that you tola
son of William IV. prefers a more re­ her that secret I told you not to tell
tiring method of meetlug the demands her.
of his customers. Through the medium
Stella— She’s a mean thing— I told
of the [iost he sends out bis packets of her not to tell you I told her.
tea all over the country.
Ella— Well, 1 told her 1 wouldn’ t tell
Among the smaller shop-owners who you she told me— so don't tell her I
belong to the old aristocratic families did.— Brooklyn Life.
o f England Is Lord Harrington, w h o 1
Pure Accident
opened u shop a few years ago on bis I
Ascum— What’s the matter with Jen­
London property that bo might sell
fruit and vegetables grown at Elvuston kins?
Castle. The late Lord Wlnchilsea was 1 Gobang—Met with an accident while
the pioneer of the fresh vegetable era- ! hunting.
Ascum— You don’ t say!
sade which started the shop In Long
Gobang— Yes, lie was hunting for
Acre where all khids of British farm
trouble, and he accidentally ran up
may be bought at the lowest prices.
Lord Portsmouth bus gone Into the against me.— Philadelphia Press.
mineral-water trade, a bottling estab­
Doubled as Alimony.
lishment for which he has started. The !
restaurant business seems !u high 1 “ Oh. yea, daughter’ s fully twice as
favor. Mr. Algy Burke was one of the happy as she was with her husband.”
“ How so?”
first o f the “ upper ten” to put his eu-
“ Why, he used to give lier an al­
erglea Into the management of a res­
taurant. He succeeded lu making lowance of only $10, and now lie has to
pay her $20.”
fashionable the restHurant known as
W illis’ Booms. Two other young men
Sheer Nonsciut.
of gentle birth have gone into the ho­
“ He never washes his hands.”
tel business. These are the half broth­
“ Nonsense!”
ers o f Lord Trevor and Mr. Mostyn,
“ No; it’s a fact.”
of the fuinlly of Lord Vimx of Harrow-
“ Then lie’s a crank, eh?”
den. They liuve opened an hotel at a
“ Not at all. He says it would take
new watering place.
too long. He employs 200 in his m ill.”
Although the Interest in millinery
shops owned and managed by society
A N O T H K K ltK M A R K A I t l. K C A S E
women has somewhat abated, this field
W h ic h I lie D o c t o r « F u lle d to C u re o r
of trade has found new workers. A
U n doru ta n d .
man well known In society Is the latest
A medical man, as a rule, dislikes to
milliner. He has taken a shop In Bond
acknowledge the value of a proprietary
street a short distance from one over
medicine. In fact, professional eti­
the door of which he painted “ The
quette debars him from doing so.
Countess o f Warwick," and under the
There are many eminent physicians,
name of Camille he successfully car­
those most avanced in thier profes­
ries on bis business.
sions, who give full credit to the great
To M others o f
L a rg e Fami!Som
la this workaday world few women
are so placed that physical exertion
is not constantly demanded of them in
their daily life.
We make a special appeal to mother*
o f large families whose work is never
done, and many of whom suffer, and
anffer for lack of intelligent aid.
To women, young or old, rich or
poor, we extend an invitation to accept
free advice. Oh, women ! do not let
In the Ark.
Horxeihoes in the Orient
The type of horseshoe common in the
Orient is a plate fitted so as to cover
Mae. Canals B ellivillx .
the entire bottom of the hoof, with a
your lives be sacrificed when a word of perforation in the center. The weight
advice at the first approach of weak­ of the average horseshoe is three-fourths
ness, may fill your future years with of a pound. The native smiths usually
healthy joy. Address a letter to Mrs. cut these plates from sheets of wrought
Pinkham’s Laboratory, Lynn Mass., iron and rudely shape them for the
and yeu will not be disappointed.
purpose in view.
“ When 1 began to take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I was
Deaf Mute Used Threatening Language.
not able to do my housework. I suf­
fered terribly at time of menstruation.
For using threatening “ deaf and
Several doctors told me they could do dumb” language toward his father and
nothing for me. Thanks to the Pink- Drother a deaf mute has been bound
ham advice and medicine I am now
well, and can do the work for eight in over to keep the peace at Blackburn,
England.
the family, t
" I would recommend Lydia E. Ptnk-
ham's Vegetable Compound to all
Magic Orchid of Java.
mothers with large families.” — M r s .
In Java there is an orchid, the gram-
C a r j u k B e l l e v i l l e , Ludington, Mich.
matophyium, a 11 the flowers of whicli
open at once, as if by the stroke of a
fairy wand, and they also all wither to­
Trouble Ahead.
gether.
“ What are you crying for?”
“ Me big brudder’ s gettin’ a lick in '.”
Woman's Acquaintance.
“ Ah, I see! You’ re sorry for him.”
Herr— Do you know my wife?
“ Naw, I ’m sorry fer myself.
H e’s
Frau— Very well.
goin’ ter lick me fer tollin' on him .” —
Herr— But I don’ t remember intro­
New York Evening Journal.
ducing her to you.
Frau— Quite true, but I have a
Saddeit of Ail.
maid who was with your wife
He— It is a pleasure to meet a woman
months.— Fliegende Blaetter.
who has a sense of humor.
She—But, really, one doesn’ t need a
Cut Up.
sense of lmmor to laugh at th* tilings
“ Doesn’t your old barber aliave
you say.— Life.
any more?”
“ No; lie’s entirely too musical.”
She was Right
“ Whistled while he worked, eh?”
Wife— Do you know I have a very
“ Oh, no, but while he was shaving
little mouth? In the glass it doesn’ t
me the other day a street piano outside
look large enough to hold my tongue.
began playing a ragtime tune, and he
Husband (testily)— It doesn’ t.
kept time to it with his razor.” — Ph il­
adelphia Press.
Could Not Be Called Housewife.
si m is
N E W
Makes Money Railing
Popcorn.
Uncle Josh —You know what the law­
A. L. Schaeffer, of Edgar county, 1
yers mean by "alleged." don't you?
Illinois, last year harvested the largest
Uncle lllram -O f course! They lueau
crop of popcorn ever gathered in the
that the lawyers on the other side It
world. • From his 102 acre* he had
lyin' - Puck.
1,(100 bushels, a yield of a little over 17 '
It sometime* hnp|H'ii« that a man's : bushel* to the arte. It cost him $17:
bouse is hi* mother In law s castle.
abarre to raise, sort, shell and pay!
ground rant.
Jealousy.
“ I understand Miss Goldstandard’s
engagement lias been broken. What
was the cause?”
“ Jealousy.”
“ Jealousy?”
“ Yea, her dog became too fond of
him .”
| “ Don’ t annoy your father,” whis-
| pered Mrs. Noah to Shorn. “ He's in a
bad humor.”
“ What’s wrong with him?” queried
Shem, curiously.
“ W hy,” replied Mrs. Noah, “ he
went out on the huricane deck to let
one of the doves loose, and the wind
turned his umbrella wrong side out!”
— Ohio State Journal.
curative properties of Vogeler’s Cura­
Boer In a Box.
tive Compound from the fact that it is
A most remarkable story has been
manufactured by an old and reliable
furnished to an Express representative
company, proprietors of St. Jacobs Oil,
by the second officer of the It. M. 8.
from the formula of a brother physi­
Goth, which has just arrived home
cian, who today stands in the front
from the Cape.
ranks of the most eminent medical
On the Goth's urrival on Christmas
men, and on account of its intrinsic
morning at Ascension Island, on the merit it is largely prescribed by the
homeward voyage, a Boer commandant medical profession.
w as
discovered on hoard In a large
Mrs. Nettleton graphically relates the
wooden case forming part of the cargo. particulars of her own case, which w ill
The ’‘consignment’’ had been received doubtless lie of interest to many of onr
“ And so you are married, Jack,”
on hoard at 8t. Helena, and shipped as lady realtors:
said dear old Aunt Polly. “ I hope
a box of Boer curios for England. The
“ I had been an intense sufferer for she isagood housewife." “ W ell,” re­
measurements of the ease were: many years from dyspepsia, liver and
Length, 4 feet 3 Inches; breadth, 2 feet kidney troubles, when a pamphlet was plied Jack Ritchie, “ she’s been a good
fashionable hotel wife most of the time
4 Inches; and height, 2 feet.
placed in my hands, ami, although at
When the box was opened the con­ that time I had been bedridden for since our wedding.” — Philadeplhia
tents proved to he a live Boer command­ more than six months, 1 determined, Press.
ant, who gave Ills name as Snionerliurg, after reading some of the cases similar
A Model Child.
and owned that he was a prisoner on to mine, which had been completely
Dickie— Pa, were you a gooder boy’n
parole.
cured by Vogeler’s Curative Compound,
Standing over six feet In height, he to try some, especilly as my d elors me when you were as little as me?
Father— Yes, indeed, Dickie. I was
was helped out of Ills cramped "room” I failed to even benefit me, and I had
In a weak and exhausted state. He had j given up all hope of ever being well always a very good boy, but somehow
there been cribbed, cabined and con- . again. The very first dose of 15 drops or other I had a great many serious and
painful misunderstandings with my
Until for five days.
| relieved me. It was not long before I
Enough food was stored to last him was able to get up andalxnit; three parents.
for his voyage to England, hut in being months from taking the first dose 1 was
Lieutenant Governors In Office.
stowed away In the hold his water hot- enjoying better health than I had lien
In Alabama, Nebraska and Washing­
til's had been broken.
for 14 years. I should not have been
He wns eventually landed nt Ascen­ alive today had it not been for Vogel­ ton the present governors were elected
as lieutenant governors, and are filing
sion under an escort, to await reshlp- er’ s Curative Compound.”
plng on a man-of-war for St. Helena,
Mrs. Nettleton said: “ I have recom­ vacancies caused by the deatli or resig­
where lie will Join Ills brother Boers mended Vogeler’s Curative Compound nation of the governors.
In cnpllvlty.
for indigestion and eczema, and in
In England.
The box In which the prisoner w a s every esse it has proved a cure, beyond
“ Kind sir, I s’ pose ver don’ t know
found was a most clever contrivance, doubt. Mr. Swinbank, our chemist,
apparently of Boer carpenterslilp, with has sent me the names of no end of peo­ of no one what dont’ want to hire no­
sliding panels. It contained clothing, ple who have been cured by Vogeler’ s body to do nothink, do yer?”
“ Yes, I don’ t.”
biscuits, potted meats, books, and a Curative Compound. By the way, the
candle and matches.—London Express. proprietors have so much confidence in
Table Decoration.
this great London physician’s discov­
S p in s te r « In B r a m a r li.
ery, that they will send a sample free
Four rather small fern dishes filled
Denmark Is the one country lu tho to any person sending name and ad- with grow ing ferns are sometimes used
world, presumably, that place a pre- .Iressi naming this paper.”
St. Jacobs to outline the center square of the din­
in I uni U[K>ri splnsterhood. A celibacy Oil Co., 205 Clay St., Baltimore, Md.
ner Imsrd, the actual center being oc­
Insurance company lias been founded.
cupied by a slender, rather tall glass
A Saint Upon Earth.
I f the holder o f a policy In the Celi­
vase, which may hold any flower pre­
“ Bn,” said IVillie, “ what does it ferred, two or three stems with foliage
bacy Is unmarried nt the age of forty
mean
to
say
a
man
ia
’one
of
nature's
ahe Is considered Immune anil gets a
being sufficient.
life annuity. I f she marries before noblemen?’ ”
forty she forfeits her policy and pre- 1 “ ‘One of nature’ s noblemen,’ my
mtuuis. Between an annuity and a son,” replied the old gentleman, with
husband a Danish maiden’s heart Is a significant look at his lietter half, “ is
often rent with Indecision. In Swedeu a man who audios when he gets some
and Norway there are several homes ridiculous, cheap gift for Christmas,
for spinsters. One o f these at least Is and exclaims: ‘ How nice! Just what
as attractive na It Is unique. It is the I wanted!’ ” — Catholic Standard and
Time«.
ineuumcnt to the memory of an exceed­
ingly wealthy old mnn who, dying mors
Mental Excrcis«.
than two hundred years ago, left the
Bernice— What is the nature of this
major part of his fortune to the old
brain work Cliolly lias undertaken?
maids among his descendants. A su­
Hortense — He has made his valet
perb home was built, furnished, and
take a hack seat, and he thinks for him­
managed by salaried trustees It flour­
self what suite he will wear each day.
ished and has continued. Any unmar­
ried woman who can prove blood re­
She Knew tier tluiband.
lationship to the founder of the lustltu
ÄVfiJctable Preparation for A s
Peddler— Wouldn't you like some
tlon la entitled to admission In the
simildimg the Food and Régula -
home. She Is given a suite of rooms, mottoes for your house, mum? It ’ s
ling the Stomachs »nid Beweis of
a private servaut. private meals, and Is very cheering to a husband to see a
nice motto on the wall when he comes
subject to no rules save such a* or­
l N M N D » / l H 1LD KLN
home.
dinary good behavior demands.
Mrs. Daggs— Have you got one that
says, “ Better late than never?"— Week­
G rim ly G ro te s q u e .
Promotes D igeM ion.CIrrrful-
The following tale anent LI Hung ly Telegraph.
ness ami Rest Contains neither
Chang reminds one of the grim Jesting
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral
Ths Tandem Habit.
of Mr. Gilbert’s Mikado, who will be
N o t N a k c o t i c .
remembered as having Indulged In
“ Why do Mr. Paintbrush and his
pleasantries regarding something with wife promenade in single tile'” ’
boiling oil In It."
“ They used to ride a tandem, and |
xwv» d im n-SAMTLPtrcmfí
LI Hung Chang had, beyond all they can't get over the tandem habit.”
doubt, an Iron will and a very unsenti­ — Fliegende Blaetter.
mental heart. Once, when he was
The Fruit ol Faith.
Viceroy of Chi Li. a man who had tam­
pered with a telegraph wire was
Sunday School Teacher— Faith, chil- ]
brought before hint. The msn wrung dren, is believing in the existence of !
bis bands and begged for mercy, say­ something we can't see. For example, j
Aperteci Remedy forConstipa
ing that he would never touch the wire when yon buy banana* you know that
Uon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
again. “ Don't be vexed, my good fel there is a delicious fruit inside the |
Worms .(onvxilstotts .Feverish
low,” said LI, ’'nor trouble yourself tough skin. IX> you understand?
ness And L o s « o r S l e e p .
Children— Yes, ma'am.
any further about the matter. I'll see
that It does not happen again." Then 1 Sunday School Teacher— W ell, w hat!
Fsc Sunils Signatur, of
he 1110111! to the gaolers and gave the is faith?
Children— Bananas.
order—"Cut off hla head!"
H e 1 n.te r e tiim l.
From Enlisted Man to Admiral.
Rear Admiral Osiar W. Farenholt,
United States navy, who was inspection
officer at Charleston uavyyard up to
about a year ago, and who ia now on
the retired list, is the only officer in
the service who reached the grade of
rear admiral from the position of en-
| litsed man. Admiral Farenholt en-
I tered the navy first as a volunteer dur­
ing the Civil war, and has a record of
■noie than 1*> years sea service.
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years. The
tremely weak for 12
doctors said my blood was all
turning to water. At last I tried
Ayer’ s Sarsaparilla, and was soon
feeling all right again.”
Mrs. J. W. Fiala, Hadlyme, Ct.
OREGON
S hor t L une
AND U nion P a c if ic
No matter how long you
have been ill, nor how
poorly you may be today,
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla is the
best medicine you can
take for purifying and en­
riching the blood.
Don’t doubt it, put your
whole trust in it, throw
away everything else.
T I M SCHEOULCt
P orti»»«, Of.
DtrssT
Unfortunate Error.
“ W hatdo you mean by this,
demanded the angry advertiser.
“ What’s the matter?” inquire
publisher of the Bingtown Bugle.
“ This adverti-ement of ‘our del
canned meats from the best Cl
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Slid Sot.
Oregon City, Day-
ton, A Way Land­
ings.
Lv. Riparia
Lv. Lewiston
Snak* Rlfsr.
4:06 a. m.
7:0)*.*. m.
>5 Daily except RIptrla to Lswiaton Daily except
Monday.
1
Monday.
A. L. CRAIO,
Cenerai Passenger Agent, Portland, Of.
V. A. SCHILLING. City Ticket Agent.
Third and Waahiugton Street«.
SOUTH
AND EAST
---- V IA ----
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
Train« leave Drain for Portland and way
stations at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. in.
Mollie— What makes so many
tails grow on this pond. Charlie?
Charlie— Oh, they grow up from lit­
tle kitties that people have drowned
here, of course.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
Po: timid, Oregon.
Founded 137U.
& Home School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training.
The Source of Information.
“ How are you feeling, today?” asked
the personal friend.
“ I don’ t know,” answered the mon­
arch, wearily. “ I haven't read the
papers yet.” — Washington Star.
Write for Illustrated Catalogue.
Leave Portland.............. 8:30 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
• Drain.................... 3:46 P. M.
2:53 A. M
A rrive Ashland.............. 12:55 A. M. 12:35 P. M.
“
Saur« men to ........ 5:10 P. M.
6:U0 A. M
“
San Francisco..... 7:45 P. M.
8:45 A. M.
7:00 A. M.
Arrive Ogden................. 4:55 A. M.
*• Denver ..........
9:30 A. M
V:l5 P. M.
11 Kansas C ity........ 7:25 A. M.
7:25 A. M
8:30 P. M.
•’ Chicago
.......... 7:42 A M
8:0.5 A. M.
Arrive Lot Angeles........ 2.00 P M
“
El Pas«.......................... 6:00 P.M 6:00
.
P. M.
“
Fort Worth........... 6 ::» A. M.
6:30 A. M.
•• City of Mexico....11:30 A.M. 11:30 A. M.
Houston.............. 7:00 A. M.
7:00 A. M.
“
New Orleans........ 6:30 P. M.
6:30 P. M.
6:42 A. M.
•• Washington........ 6:42 A .M .
12:10
P. M.
•• New York..................... 12:10 P.M
.
ARTHUR C. N E W IL L , Principal
—
WASHING MADE EASY
Creditor (angry)— I tell you, 1 want
By using my Washing Tablets. No acids.
my money.
Send 50 cents for package sufficient for
Voice From Beyond— W ell, you can't 3 months, with full directions. Agents
get blood out of a turnip.
wanted.
W . O. PO W ELL,
Creditor— No, but I can out of a beet.
Box 6o6, Portland, Oregon.
___
Bi 10 a.m.
Sl-00 a bottle. All dru ses.
Ask your doctor what he think« o f Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla. He knowsall about thl«grand
old family medicine. Follow his advice and
■we will be satisfied.
J. C. ▲ y s r Co., Lowell, Maas.
A Natural Conclusion.
I IN Y O U R
You Find the Difference
Groesbeck s Lice Killer ?.«.
Save Your Chickens,
4:10 f . m.
A l'antio
W sll* W alls Lawls-
Ex pre»*
ton ,8 , 0 k »»*,M la -
8:50 p m.
Despoil», 81 P»ul,
via
Duluth, m is a s -
Huntington.
k t«, Chics,oJiSstt
McJigger— I couldn’ t sleep last night.
Fire engines dashed down our street
and disturbed me.
Thingumbob— A fire alarm wakened
me, too.
McJigger—That so?'
Thingumbob— Yes. I dreamed that
I had died.— Philadelphia Press.
So Mean.
ABBITI
Chicago
Balt Lake. Denver,
Ft. Worto,Omaha,
Portland
Special
Kansas City, SI.
9 :u 0 a. m.
Louie,Chicago and
ria
last.
i Huntington.
Two of a Kind.
Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains.
Chair cars Sacramento to Ogden and El Paso,
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
Orleans and Washington.
Connecting at San Francisco with the several
steamship lines for Honolulu, Japan, China,
Philippines, Central and South America.
Fee agent at Drain station or aadress
POCKET!
Between sickly, lousy chickens and healthy, contented fowls.
One brings no m«nicy to your pocket, the other means money
In your purse. Which w ill you have ?
‘ iquid to paint or spray the roost«, quickly destroying all
The pric,- is nothing in comparison to the good it w ill do.
(ir o e n b e c k ' « K * e P r o d u c e r am i H e a lth F ood to »he
chickens - prevents mortality. Pullets hi g n laying when rtvo or
six months old. 25 to 50 per cent, more eggs produced.
PORTLAND SEED CO., 138 Front St root. Portland. Or. Coast Agents.
Subscribo
fo r the
Mewberg
Graphic
GASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
if\
8 1 .8 0 p o r Year
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Sold by 63 I Muglas Stores in
American cities, a.id the best
I retail shoe dealers every where.
!
Caution! The genuine have
W . L. I'ouglas’ name and price
stamped on the bottom.
» Increase o f sales U table below t
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In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
CASTORIA
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