Newberg graphic., February 28, 1902, Image 4

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TEASING A YOUNG SOLDIER.
The Small
o f the B ack
C o m m a n d e r o f a M i l i t a r y I i iu t i t u t e
K r it flit .n n a S m a ll C a d e t.
lu
tlie "Personal Recollections" of
That is wheie some people feel Capt. James Dinkins is un account of
a little cadet who suffered a severe
weak all the time.
“ scare" at the North Carolina Military
They are likely to be despondent Institute. Wbeu he entered the school,
and it is not unusual to find them he reported at once to the president,
! Maj. Hill.
borrowing trouble os if they hadn’ t
"Well, sir, what is your name?" asked
enough already.
Maj. Hill.
"James Bleecker."
The fact is their kidneys are
“ Well, what Is your middle uarne?”
weak, either naturally or because
“ I have uo middle uame. Just
of sickness, exposure, w orry or ! James."
other influences.
The examination proceeded rather
500,000 W omen
H a va b oon ro a to r o d to h o a lth
by Lydia £ . Ptnhham ’» V ogo-
ta b la O om p ou n d . T h o lr la t­
t a r » a ra o n n ia and p ro v a th i»
»ta to m o n t to b o a fo o t, n o t a
h oa a t. W hon a m o d l-
{
b o o n auoooaafu! ht
OhtO
“ I bad a terrible cold and could
hardly breathe. I then tried Ayer’s
Cherry Pecioni, and it give me im­
mediate relief.”
W. C. Layton, Sidell, 111,
cu rin g b o m a ny w om an. you
ca n n ot w oII »my w ithout try ­
ing It — " / d o n o t h o llo vo It
will h elp m o .”
How will your cough
be tonight? worse, prob­
ably. For it’s first a cold,
then a cough, then bron­
chitis or pneumonia, and
at last con su m p tion .
C ou gh s alw ays tend
dow nw ard. Stop this
downw ard tendency by
taking Ayer’s Cherry Pec­
toral.
disastrously, hut tho cadet was finally
dismissed, and told to answer to bia
! uame at reveille the next morning.
The little fellow lay awake nearly all
| night, feurlng lie might uot bear the
j drum beat; and when It sounded he
was promptly in line. The roll was
called, aud each hoy answered; but
j when it came to “ Bleecker," there
Tkraa d u e : He.. M e ./ «. All • n o U s .
proved to he several: 11. H., H. B. aud
Promises to cure and keeps the ! J. J. When the last-named was called,
_______ It „ your
_____ doctor. If he u f i U k i It,
Conan
than do es ha aajra. I f he tell» you not
promise
Begin treatment with j uo one answered, aud the little new­
to talc* It, then don’t take it. He know*.
Leave It with him. Wo are willing.
comer felt that he had been forgotten.
Hood’s todav.
J. C. AYER CO.. Low*!l.
After breakfast, when the boys had
1 gone to their rooms for study, little
Why He Wu Glad.
‘ Bleeckei heard a tap outside. He threw
Inordinate Vanity.
“ Here’s a queer announcement on ; opeu the door, and found there a ser-
“ Johnson loves to see his name in
the bottom of the bill of fare:
‘ The | geant and two men. with tlielr guns
proprietor will be glad to receive com­ at a carry.
Is s positive cu re fo r all those p a in fu l print, doesn’t he?”
| “ I should say so. Why the morning
plaints against the waiters.’ ’
I “ 1 have orders, sir,” said the ser­
j after he was married, he got up at 5
“ What’ a queer about that?’ ’
geant, "to arrest you and take you to
It will e n tire ly cure the worst forms of j o’clock to read the wedding notices in
“ Why should the proprietor Vie Maj. Hill.”
Female C o m p la in ts, all O v a ria n troubles
‘glad’ to receive complaints?”
fla m m a tio n and U lceration , F a llin g and the papers.” — Town Topics.
j The boy started back in genuine bor- In
D isplacem en ts o f tho W o m b , and consequent
“ Because he knows that the cus­
i ror and despair. He wondered If his S p in a l W e a k n e ss, an d is p e c u liarly adapted
An Optimist.
tomers are not getiug more than their
; father hail any conception of the awful to the C h a n g e o f L i f e .
Susie Robinson— Sometimes it isn’t
money’s worth.” — Catholic Standard
Your medicine cured me a t te r?V
situation, and what he would sny If he
I so bad having to wear a big sister’s
and Times.
ribl© female illness.
knew. But there was nothing to do
Mus. M. E. M u l l * * ,
clothes.
1 a Concord Sq , boston, Maas.
hut
to
yield,
and
he
wulked
aw-ny
with
Some peon]
Mamie Brown— It isn’t?
ile enjoy ltheumatism or
Neuralgi ;iu— If they did not they would j his guard. As soou as they reached the
Susie Robinson— No; when my big
use Hamlin’s Wizard Oil.
' Major’s presence, that officer asked:
I t has cured m ore cases o f B a c k a c h e an a sister’s got this coat on it’s a box coat;
“ Why were you not at roll-call this Leucorrh cea than any other rem ed y the but I ’m so short that when I wear it,
A Safer Sport.
w o rld h as e v e r kn o w n . It is a lm o s t in fa llib le
j morning?”
it’s an automobile coat.— Brooklyn
in su ch cases.
I t dissolves and e x p e li
“ There’s one respect, at least, in
“ I was there,” replied the boy.
T u m o rs from the U te ru s in an e a rly stage Eagle.
which fishing is a good deal safer sport
“ Sergeant, did he answer to his of develo pm en t, and ch ecks any tendency
to cancerous hum ors.
than hunting.”
Where Ignorance 1« Bliss.
unme?”
Your Vegetable Compound re­
“ How is that?”
Maude— Kitty, do you know what
"No, sir.”
moved a Fibroid Tumor from my
“ We don’t make any fatal mistakes
womb after doctors failed to giv* ; awful things people are saying about
"W ell, sir, why did you uot answer
relief.
6I k . s . D. A. L o m b a r d ,
hooking up men who happen to look I to your name?"
you?
___________
\V(‘.subtle, Mas«.
like fish.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer.
K itty— No, dear; and I suppose you
“ He did uot call my uame, sir. 1 was
do not know what terrible things people
|
there!
1
declare
1
was
there!
But
O e t a H m v . On t
W o m b troubles, causin g pain, w e ig h t, and 1 are saying about you?
Slow, »lHgglah syitem ; U r v , leaden liv e r; j did not hear my name called.”
ba c k a c h e, instan tly relie ve d and pe rm *»
Maude— Perhaps, on the whole, it is
bilious brain I I'ascarets Canny Cathartic w ill
“ Call the roll, sergeant!” ordered the n e n tly cured by its use. U n d e r all c irc u m ­
m ake them m ove along. Move on!
A ll dru g-
(lats, 10c, 2 oc, 60c.
stances it acts in h arm ony w ith the la w s well that neither of us should be en­
Major.
The sergeant began, and went on un­ th at g o v e rn the fem ale system , and is as lightened.— Boston Transcript.
h arm less as w a ter._____________________________
Her Opportunity.
til he reached “ Bleecker, J. J.”
Backache left me after taking
The Heavy Work Explained.
Knte— W ell, I got my revenge on
“ Stop, sir!” said the Major. “ Is that
the second bottle. Your medicine
Bigby—
Hunting trips cost too much
cured me when doctors failed.
Laura, after all.
your name?”
Mit8. S a r a h H o l s t h i n ,
nowadays.
Alice— How so?”
3 Davis Block, (ioiliain .St., Lowell, Mass.
"No, sir, my name is James Bleecker."
Bagby— Yes; if a man has to buy all
Kate— Sho let me trim a hat for her.
"But you told me that your name was
the game he brings home.
— Somerville (Mass.) Journal.
Just James Bleecker.”
S u ppressed or P a in fu l M enstruations, Weak­
Bigby— That’ s so; and I have to buy
“ Yes, sir."
ness o f the Stom ach, In digestion , B loatin g,
• r a n op O h io , C it t o r T oled o , i
about two dozen extra ducks or turkeys
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"W ell, doesn't J stand for Just?"
L ucas C o u n t y .
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for my wife to give away.— Detroit free
F e a n k J. t h e n e y makes oath that ho Is tha
Tills was the Major’s private Joke, G e n e ra l D e b ility .
senior parter ol the firm ol K. J. c h e n e t A Co.,
Press.
, It is a grand medicine.
I am
d o in g b o ,lT ie «» In tlie c ity ol Toledo. County
which he had concocted In secret, and
thankful for the good it has done
• n d state aforesaid, and that aaid iirm w ill pay
me.
Mrs. J. W . J.,
at which he never smiled.
The Press Agent's Waterloo.
the an in ol O N E H lfS lIK K D D O L L A R » for each
70 Carolina Ave.,
" I im than k fu l to say.” w rites J. L. ra m p -
bell, o f Sycam ore, 111., “ that H o o d 's S a rsa p a ­
rilla has cured me. For m any years I w as
troubled with backache. A t tim es I w as so
bad I had to be helped from the bed or chair.
1 am now well and strong and free from pain.’*
W h at this great medicine did fo r him it has
done fo r others.
H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla
Vegetable Compound
A ilm e n ts of W om en.
B ackache.
B e a rin g -d o w n Feeling
Irreg ula rity,
an d every ease of C atarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of U a l l ' e C a t a r r h C u r e .
K HANK J. C H E N E Y
Sworn to before me and suhRcrlbed in ray
presence, th la tth day of December, A . P. 18*«.
A. W . G LEA SO N ,
N otary Public.
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure is tasen Internally and acts
directly on the hlond and mucous surtacos of
the system. Send for testimonials, free.
„
K. J. C H E N K Y dt CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by dru ggist«, 76c.
H a lt’s F am ily F ills ora the beat
A Silent Signal.
“ And your hiiHhand doesn’t arouse
the house whon he comes in late?”
"N o ; we have a speaking tube.”
“ And does he yell up?”
“ No; ho just blows his breath up. I
could tell Mr. Bender’s breath in a
thou H a n d .” — Chicago Newbs.
P is o ’s C u r e fo r C o n s u m p tio n is a n i n fa l­
lib le m e d ic in e fo r r o u g h » a n d c o ld s .— N .
W . S a m u e l . O c e a n d r o v e , N . J., Keb. 17,
’ 1WJ0.
_
Jamaica Plain (Boston), Mas«.
FREAKS OF NATURE.
A
M o n stro u s G ro w th o f
F o u n d In t h e U o l i l e n
V e g e ta t io n
S ta te.
K id n e y C o m p la in ts
CATARRH
ng phvfticians and
eagwevtcd by num ber*
of friends, but without
getting any better.
I
to take S S
TV*« _i began
be
It had th* desired
_____ . a n d cured me
after taking eighteen
battles
In m? opinion 9.
_____
_____
U
t h . ____
M l w
f mrHI-
d o e new in ns* that w ill effect « permanent cur*
o f Catarrh.’*
D izzin ess, Faintness,
E x t re m e La ssitu d e , “ d o n ’t c a r e ” and
“ w a n t to he left a lo n e " feelin g, e x c ita b il­
ity, irrita b ility , nervousness, sleeplessness,
| flatulency, m elan choly, or the “ b lu e s ," and
j backache.
T h e se are sure indications of
F e m a le W e a k n e ss, some derangem en t o f the
Uterus.
Ï was troubled with Dizziness,
Headaches,
Faintness, «Swelling
Limbs. Your medicine cured me.
M r s . S a r a h E. B a k e r ,
Bucksport, Me.
“ We are not so much on corn here In
. .
,
,
California, said S e e d m a n L . Germain,
of Los Angeles, "but lu nil other prod­
ucts of nature we can beat the world.”
> Hu Is perhaps the oldest goedtnan on
: the Pacific coast says a Los Augeles
letter. What lie does not know about
fru it grain and vegetables Is not worth
T h e w h o le story, h o w e v e r, 1* told In an
I Illu s tra te d h o o k w h ic h g o e s w ith e a ch bot-
knowing.
! tie, th e m ost c o m plete tre a tise on fe m a le
When asked about vegetable UlOD- j c o m p la in t« e v e r p u b lish e d .
strosltles yesterday he refreshed Ills
For eight years T suffered with
i
womb trouble, and whs entirely
memory for a moment and then con
cured by Mrs. IMuklmm’s medicine.
j tluued:
"O f course, you hnve beard of
M r s . L. L. T o w n e ,
____
_____
Littleton, N . IT.
the big grape vine at Santa Barbara,
which covers an area of three acres of
land. Then there Is the monster ros* and B a c k a c h e o f e it h e r sex the V e g e ta b le
bush at Santa llosn. I remember when Com pound a lw a y s cures.
SENSES Tha Vegetable Com-
a boy, 1 marveled at the size of this
ound is sold by fill
Lydia E. Pinkham s
rugglsts or sent bj
floral plant. It grew to an enormous
mail, in form of Pi Hi
Unir
Pill}
cure
height and completely covered the
or lozenges, on re­
Constipation,
ceipt of »l.O O .
bouse where It grew. During my life­
Carre span deuce fr*el%
Sick Hoadachi, 25o.
time here In California I have handled
New Millinery Requirements.
“ Harrv, how do you like my new
hat?”
“ I don’t know, Harriet; doesn’ t it
need a little more fruit on top and a squashes running all the way from 150
little more shruldiery on tlie left side?” to 300 pounds each.
— Chicago Record-Herald.
“ Watermelons I hnve seen weighing
from thirty-five to 100 pounds. Beets
I.M ilia . C a n W e a r S lio e g
ore frequently knowu ou this const
One « li e sm aller alter u sin g A lle n ’« Foot Ease,
weighing all the way from forty to sev­
a powder. It m akes tig h t or n ew nhoea ea»v.
Cure» . » » l i e n , hot, «w e a lin g , a e h iu g feet, in ­ enty-five pounds. Last fall I saw three
g ro w in g n ail«, eorna an d bunions. A lld r m i-
onions, the aggregate weight of which
e l»t» an d «hoe »tore«, 25c. T ria l pa e k are F R E E
hv mail. Address A llen 8. O lm sted, Lo Roy,
was nearly five pounds, lu the Pomona
N ew York.
Valley I have known of onions weigh­
ing from one and three-quarters to two
According to the Season.
“ Would ver like ter be took terglorv and a half pounds. Tomato vines fre­
quently grow ten or twelve feet across,
in a eherryoot er fire?”
“ Well, ef ’tans in do winter time, aud I hare often seeu radishes that
mchtio I would; but in July or Augus’ looked like big turnips.”
“ How about potatoes?”
I ’d favor a refrigerator aid wings!” —
"W ell, I hnve observed specimens of
Atlanta Constitution.
the Humboldt County potato which
weighed from two to three pounds. It
Is not at all unusual to see cabbage
weighing from thirty-five pounds to
seventy five pounds Some years ago a
Mr. Fox. who lived dowu In the Santa
Crux Mouutalns, raised a carrot o f the
Catarrh has tiecome such a common white Belgian variety which weighed
disease that a person entirely free from
about twenty elglit pounds. It was the
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh biggest carrot ou record. In the way
•a nothing more serious than a bad cold, of fruits, we hnve raised ou this coast
a simple inflammation of the nose and enormous peaches aud pears. The
throat. It ia, in fact, a complicateli and largest pears that come to the San
very dangerous disease; if uot at first, it Fruuclsco market, of course, are what
very »oon become* so.
The blood i* quickly contaminated by they call pound pears, hut I have seen
the foul secretion*, and the poison through them weighing two and a half pounds.”
the general circulation ia carried to all
M r. M o o d y a n d t lie ^ iifs iio n M b le lk m k .
parta of the system.
Some one asked th«^ late Dwight L.
Salves, washes and sprays are unsati»
factory and disappointing, because they da Moody if he had read a certain book,
not reach the seat of tho trouble. S S. S. lie replied, “ No, I believe there Is poi­
does. It cleanse« the blood of the |<oison son in it; nt least I hnve heard so oil
and eliminates from the system all catar­
rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly good authority.” The frieud said.
“ But wouldn’t it l>e well for you to read
and permanently the worst cases.
It for yourself?’’ “ No,” said Mr. Moody;
M r T . A W illiam «, a leading drv snoda mer­
chant of Spartanburg. 9. C , write«
T For years “ If 1 take poisou In my stomach the
I had a aeveve cave of
doctor has to come with n stomach-
natal Catarrh, with all
pump to take It out Why should I tako
the dlaasreeable effect«
which belong to that
poison lu my mlud? I might never V?
di«ea«e. i n t i w h i c h
able to get It out.” —Ladies' Home Jour­
make life painful aud
»e n d u r a b le .
I u te d
nal.
cine« prescribed by
medicine«
K x p la in t n g •
I 'n l q u e
'l o t t o .
There Is a iiewx|>nper ill Kansas
whose motto Is "Lie. steal, drink and
swear," and It Is thus explained by the
editor; "When you lie, let It he down
to pleasant dreams; when you steal, let
It be away from Immoral associates;
it the only purely veg-1 when you drink, let It la* pure water;
etahle blood purifier | when you swear, let It I h > that you will
known, aud the great' patronlxe your home pai>er. pny your
rst of all blood medi­
subscription and not send your Job
cines and tonics.
- - . I f yoo lisve Catsrrli don’t wait until It work away from home."
Mcomes deep-seated and chronic, but be-
H e a d i n g - ’ l o o m s In J e n a .
\ at once the use of S S. S . and send
•nr book on Blood and Skin Diseases
T h e small German university town
and write our physicians about your rasa.
of Jena haa no f e w e r than seven free
inb imrr triciFic co..
uk.r
reading rooms, with newspapers an I
(rooks.
S
A
The Groom’» View.
fir s t Groom— I say, dese rich guys
has de cinch. Rubber-tired wagons,
rubber-tired automobiles ’n’ rubber-
tired bicycles.
Second Groom— Yes, ‘n’ a ll’s left fer
us is ter rub ’er tired horse when they
come in— Boston Herald.
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Nothing is more annoying than a
poorly lignted store, from the time of
old tallow dips millions of people have
been botheresl by insufficient light when
the evening comes. But now it seems
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popular. They are cheap, too. Write
to C. W. Lord, Portland, Oregon, for a
circular telling you all about them.
Portland, Oregon. Founded 1870.
You’ll be glad you wrote. Agents are
wanted in every town.
BISHOP SCOTT ACAOEMT
\ l Homs School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training.
No Climbing.
“ Ah, my friend,” sighed old Skin-
flynt, who was dying, “ I ’m going a
long, long journey.”
“ Never mind,” replied the friend,
who knew him. “ I t ’s all down h ill.’
A Wicked Inilnustion.
Misa Sereleaf— Fashion seems to tend
toward costumes of the last century.
Miss May Budd— How nice! Some
people will be able to make over tlieir
old dresses.
The Qualified Critic.
Big School G irl— Ain’t you got no
grammar yet?
Little School Girl— Nope, not till
next year.
“ Why, gracious; I ’ ve took grammar
two hull years a’ ready!” — Detroit Free
Press.
Reversed Situations.
“ Yes, poor fellow, she married him
to reform him.”
“ W ell” ?
“ And now he’ s got his hands full
trying to reform her.” — Denver Times.
An Experienced Horseman.
Minks— What earthly use have you
for six horses?
Winks— Guess you don’ t know much
about horses, do you?
Minks— No—o.
Winks— I keep six so that I will al­
ways have two that won’ t have any­
thing the matter with them when I
want to drive.— New York Weekly.
OUR guarantee !
A U BACK O F
EVERY
Sweet Enough to Eat.
Mrs. Gaswell— The czar of Russia
now has four daughters.
Mr. Gaswell— Oh, the dear littlo |
ezardinesl— Pittsburg Commercial.
WATERPROOF OlktS
S L IC K E R
OR COAT !
“ That is a lovely bracelet George
gave you for Christmas,” remarked the [
girl with the Mary Munnering curl.
“ Y — yes,” sighed the girl with the; ON JALB tve*YWHIRt
hand of crepe on her sleeve, “ but as I lelvARE OP iWTATiONA
don’t know where he bought it. I
uns V * 7 $ fl M l j w
Hiniplv mnnot find out what it coat!” — I op g a r m & n t s a n p hats .
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Foot of Morrison Street.
Can give you
Buggies, Plows,
Windmills and
Machinery. See
the best bargains in
Boilers and Engines,
Pumps and General
us before buying.
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S O U T H
A N D
E A S T
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SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
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and
The Housewife
T rain » leave Drain for Portland
stations at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. m.
J Tiles-.-o«ta lilUc more. Tliey
■ are worth a . r r . n l I , . . I mure l
J tti.in ! he uriiinary kind. Suht '
f everywhere,
l yus annual free.
D. M . F E R R Y A CO.
D e tro it, M ic h .
New Year Resolutions
K e e ie y C u re
m
btu* relief from liquor, opium and tooaoas
h a b it* bend lo r particulars u
fpolflu InQ'ihito M o v e d to * 3 0 W i l l i a m s
ABBiey inS.llUlB, A v e . . P o r t la n d , O r e g o n
B E ST F Q R T H E
B O W E LS
1901---- 1,566.720 Pairs.
TtfFREkSoNM™ Double<i in four Y0ar9m
W . L. Douglas makes and sells more men’s
$3.00 and 83.60 shoes than any other two man­
ufacturers in the world.
W . L. Douglas $3.00 and $3.50 shoes placet!
side by side with $5.00 and $6.00 shoes of
other makes, are found to be just as good.
They w ill outwear two pairs of ordinary
$3.00 and $3.50 shoes.
Made o f the best leathers. Including Patent
Corona Kid, Corona Colt, and National Kanqa
I f yon haven’t a regular, healthy movement of tbd
Dowels every day. you're sick, or will be. Keep youf
bowels opeD. and be well. Force, in the shape ox
violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous. The
nmoottiest. easiest, most perfect way or keeping the
Dowels clear and clean ia to take
Leave Portlan d.......... .. 8 :30 A. M.
* D rain ................ ... 3:46 P M.
Arrive Ash lan d..........
12 56 A. M
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8 ac r»m e n to.... . 5:10 P. M.
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San Francisco.. . 7:45 P. M.
Arrive O gden................ .. 4:51 A. M.
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D e n v e r .............. 9:80 A. M.
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Kan sat City...... .. 7:26 A. M.
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Chicago.............. " _ 7 :42 A. M.
A rrive Los Angeles....... .. 2:00 P. M. '
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El Paso.............. . .. 4:00 P. M.
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Fort W o rth ........ .. 4:30 A. M.
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City of Mexico... ..11:80 A. M.
Houston............ . 7:00 A. M.
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New Orleans...... .. 4:10 P. M.
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W ashington....... . 4:42 A, M.
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New Y ork .......... .12:10 P. M.
and
way
8:30 P. M.
2:53 A. H
12:36 P. M
5:00 A. M
8:46 A. fi.
7:0$ A. M
8:15 P. M.
7:25 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
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• :30 A. M.
1 1 » A M.
7:00 A. M.
d:80 P. M.
6 « A. M.
IT: 10 P. M.
Pullm an and Tourist cars on both tra in *
Chair cars Hacramento to Ogden and El Paso,
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, N ew
Orleans and Washington.
Connecting at 8an Francisco with the several
steamship lines for H onolulu. Japan, China,
Philippines, Central and South America.
See agent at Drain station or aodreea
R. B . MILLER, a. P . A ..
P o rtla n d . O ro g o n .
CANDY
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P » il Color Byolrt• Bod Always Black Hooka ( •«
F. L. Douglas $4.00 “ Oilt Edge U n * "
equalled
at an . y _____
price.
cannot be U
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S h o e « h r n u t il S 5 r . e x t r a . C a t a l o g f r e e .
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BEARING TM15TÏAPE MAH
Provoking.
ANO
Write for Illustrated Catalogue.
The Farmer
The Gardener
Plain Dog.
“ Thoroughbred dog?”
“ On the contrary, lie’s precisely the
kind of a dog that would rather belong
to a boy about 10 years old than to any­
body else in the world.” — Detroit
Journal.
MORE THAN MALf A CENTUKf
N. P. N. U.
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Mo. » - 1 9 0 1 .
U K X w r it in g t * o d v e r t l N n
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r *
N o t h in g s o
k
g o o d
f o r
p le a ««
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent Taste Good. Do Goo*
Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. lOo.
fiOo Wrltt
ror free sample, and booklet on health. Address
St«rlln( B»0 *4 , t ocpuy, CklM**, lo M m l, 1 » 1 * 1 WM
S u b s c rib e
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAI fo r tho
c h ic k e n s
as
th e
P R U S S IA N P O U L T It cures
R Y Roup, F O
OD
It makes Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying.
Cholera and All ,
If
Diseases. It strengthens young chicks, and makes them grow. Price 25c and 50c. I
. My young chickens commenced dying, and after losing four dozen I pur­
chased a package of your PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped them
from dying and I have constantly kept it on hand ever since I can recommend
It as Just w bat Is needed in raising poultry
C K KI UO IN, Latah, Wash.
h D W E .N SICICD S f O K E , C o a s t A g e n t * , P o r t l a u d , O r e ., a n d S e a t t le , W a s h «
N o w b e rg
G r a p h ic
S t-5 0 p a r Y mar
The Kind Yon ILsve Always Bought has borne tho signa­
ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and has been made tinder his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in tlds. Counterfeit». Imitations and
•• «Iu>t-as-good “ are but Kxperimcnt*. and endanger the
health of Children— Experience against Kxperiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor OH, Pare­
goric. Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
eon tains neither Opium, Morphiuo nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarisntee. It destroys Worms
and allays F e v e r i s h n e s s . It cures Oiarrtxra and W ind
Colie. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
aud Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and B o w e l s , giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
BO Y E A R S ’
E X P E R IE N C E
P atents
TMADC M « " » »
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C o p y m otor» S c .
Anyone »ending a »ketch and description mef
lickly ascertain onr opinion free whether an
ventino t» probably patent uhi a. Coma
Don* strictly confidential. Handbook on 1
**nr free. <
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ey for »eonring petente,
nah Mann k Co.
tgreiml notice, wtthoet charge, in the
S
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Use F o r O v e r 3 0 Years.
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Scientific American.
A handanmalr llinmraiad w«*klr. '■ L.’W
la rrm tç
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HE words fam iliar throughout the
civilized w orld, word* that staud
for all that U pure aud effective in
medicine.
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No power on earth has been able to
Dar its progress, because it did its ap­
pointed work.
In every clime and with every people
it has worked wonders in a lle v ia tin f
pain.
Its cures of Rheumatism have ap­
proached the miraculous.
Its intrinsic value is the secret of
success—of its w orld -w ide popularity
—of its wonderful sale—of its constant
growth.
Its virtues are stamped on the hearts
of the once crippled and tortured every­
where—never to be effaced w hile life
lasts.
Such In brief is ST. JACOBS O IL, the
psiu killing m arvel of the ceutury.
-O regon
S h o r t l in e
A
Chance for Heroism.
Adorer (anxiously)— What did your
father say?
Sweet Girl— Oh, lie got so angry I
was afraid to stay and listen. He's in
a perfectly terrible rage. Go in and
appease him.— New York Weekly.
In A. D. 1906.
"H ow far is it from Irvington to
Bridgeport?” inquired the chaffeur of
the racing automobile.
A Little Personal.
“ About 45 miles as the flying ma-
Miss Plumersquat (o f lady baseball chino flies,” responded the ntan lean-
nine)— I am not going to pitch for this ing against the fence.— Brooklyn Kagie
game.
Lady Manager— W hy not?
Miss Plumersquat (indignantly)— j
While I was practicing somebody in
the crowd yelled “ Get on to her
OF EXPERIENC*-
curves!' ’— Brook lyn Eagle.
What a pity It la that when nature
does a good thing (like a rain or snow
in a dry season», we eaeurt clap for an
encore.
I
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St. Ja c o b s
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s 8ooth-
Ine Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
answered.
You can address in strictest confidence,
LYDIA K. P1NJLHAX MED. CO., Lynn, Mas
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“ You see,” exclaimed the advance
agent for the Giddy Burlesquers, “ I
thought if I could get them to talk of
suppressing tho show it would be good
advertising.”
“ W ell?”
“ W ell, hang it all! They weren’t
content to talk aliout, but they actually
did suppress it . " — Chicago Post.
Town Office Anxiety.
Gustam— You
are looking bad;
what’s the matter— worrying about the
stocks?
Sububs— Oh no! But I feel it in my
bones that my chickens have got out
and are scratching up my garden.
Brooklyn Life.
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