Newberg graphic., January 03, 1902, Image 4

Impaired Digestion
May not be all that is meant by dyipfptia
now, but It will be If neglected.
The uneaalnesa after eating, flta of nerr-
ons headache, sourness of the stomach, and
disagreeable belching may not be very bad
now, but they will be If the stomach Is
suffered to grow weaker.
Dyspepsia Is such a miserable disease
that the tendency to It should be given
early attention. This Is completely over­
come by
They Knew.
AU N T C IN D Y 'S RECIPE.
T h e W a s h in g to n G i r l F o u n d O u t H o w
to .M ake S w e e t I ’o t a t o P ie .
Dashaway— Did you tell the Brin-
derleys that I was going to call there
last night?
Cleverton— Yes.
How did you
know?
Dashaway— The wedding present
I gave them was in the front parlor.—
Town aud Country.
SISTERS OF CHARITY
Not the Same.
A Washington girl was recently visit­
ing In Lynchburg, Va., and while there
was greatly Impressed with the perfec­
tions o f the sweet potato pies that old
Aunt Cindy, the cook, used to scud up
for the delectation o f the company.
Such richness, such sweetness, such
Dealing in Mouse Whiskers.
tlaklness of crust, such delicate aud
The business done in mouse whis­
delicious blending o f flavors were uever
before ohtalued by mortal band. So, kers is considerable this year,for they
armed with pencil mid notebook, In true are used in the making of the won­
derful new fly for fishermen— the new
which strengthens thewholedlgestlve system cooking school style, and fortified by
permission o f her hostess, she ventured gray gnat . And they are expensive
Into the kitchen to learn the sweet se­ — nearly two cents a whisker. Trout
rise very much better at mouse whis­
The Worm Turned.
cret.
Dentist (to patient from Wayback)
‘ ‘Come in, honey, come in, an’ make ker flies than at the same "g n a t ”
— Did you ever take gas before?
y o 's e'f welcome,” said Aunt Cindy a f­ dressed in jungle-cock hackles, which
Patient— Look here, smarty! That fably, wlieu her visitor modestly pre­ look very much like them..
jok e’s gone far enough.
You bin sented herself at the kitchen door. It
Automatic Locomotive Stoker.
talkin g’ to that fresh hotel clerk, is needless to say that Aunt Cindy was
An automatic locomotive stoker lias
a in ’t you?
a relic of antebellum days, and vulued
made its appearance on the Pan­
accordingly.
A G ood W a y t o H e g in 1 9 0 3 .
*‘I want to get your recipe for sweet handle and it bids fair to make the
Cleanse the system, purify the blood and reg­
ulate the liv e i, kidneys, stomach and bowels potato pies, auntie,” seating herself on firemans position a sinecure. Despite
with the Herb m edicine, Garfield Tea, thus In­
the fact that the contrivance is said
suring health and happiness for the New Year. the cliulr Aunt Cindy had hospitably
to he proving a success, there is no
, wiped with her apron.
“ Law, chile, I des cooks out o’ my talk of doing without the services of
Need Going After.
hald; 1 don't go by no wrltln’,” replied firemen, who will be expected to take
"D o you believe that all things
more part in the junning of the en­
the old woman.
come to him who waits?’ ’
gines, provided the fuel is taken care
"Certainly,
but
your
proportions
must
' “ N o ” replied the hustler, deci­
of.
sively. Pretty nearly everything that alw ays he the same or your results
would
vary.”
The
Washington
girl
was
a man wants doesn’t come to him who
Harder.
waits, but the things worth having a cooking school graduate with “ pne
Author— There! I ’ve finished that
cup”
o
f
this,
“
tw
o
cups”
o
f
that
and
come to him who gets up and humps
"th ree cups” o f the other fresh In her novel in three weeks, and now I must
himsetlf. ” — Chicago News.
mind. “ L e t’s begin with the eggs,” she not be interrupted for six months.
His W ife— What are you going to
continued,
observing the old woman's
Why experiment with untried reme­
da nsw?
dial for pain? Use Wizard Oil at once, puzzled face. “ H ow many eggs do you
Author— I ’ m going to write a
and be happy. Your druggist has it.
use?”
short story.— Harper’s Bazar.
“ W ell, yo' know how algs Is, honey
No Limit.
replied Aunt Cindy, ju dicially; “ some's
Jungle Talk.
Airs. Talk— Emma is very fond of big an' some's little; sometimes dey's
“ H ello ! Where are you goin g?’ ’
skeerce, an’ sometimes dey ain't. I des
embroidery.
Mrs. Oossep— Yes, she even ruffles puts in de algs 'cordin’ to de size ob cried the lion as the fleet footed stag
dashed by him.
’em an’ how many I ’se got.”
her temper.— Boston Herald.
“ Oil, I ’m just traveling for my
“ H ow many sweet potatoes do you
I do not believe I’ ieo's Cure for Con­ use?” asked her questioner, somewhat health,” panted the stag. " W h y do
sumption has an equal for coughs ami
Detroit, Mich., Oct. 8. 1901.
you ask?”
colds,—J ohn F. B oyish , Trinity ¡Springs, bewildered.
Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
“ My friend the tiger invited me to
lm l., Feb. IS, 1900.
"D a t’s 'cordin' to de size ob de film-
Dear S ir— “ The young girt who used the Peruna was suf­
b'ly, ob co'se,” said the old woman. participate in a stag dinner party ts-
Monty for her.
day, and I was wondering if you were
fering from laryngitis, and loss of voice. The result of the
"W h en we all got company, ns we mos’
Mr. G ill— I dreamd the other night In ginerally lias, I uses mo', an' when the party.”
treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief,and ♦ ♦
that I was going around in rags.
after farther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say ♦
(ley ain't nobody but des we all, bit
A Les'on in WciMng.
Fortune Teller— Ah I that means don't take so many.”
she is entirely cured.”
S IS T E R S O F C H A R ITY .
m oney!
P
lin
y
the
Great could see things in
"H o w much butter?"
This
young
girl
was
under
the
care
of the Sisters of Charity and *
Mr. G ill— Does it really, madam?
front
of
his
nose
as
well
as
afar
off.
“ B ight smart o’ butter,” responded
♦
used Peruna for catarrh of the throat, with good results, as the above ♦
Fortune Teller— Yes indeeed. One Aunt Cindy emphatically, evidently " I notice that the women rub the
♦
etter testifies.
dollar, please.— Philadelphia Press.
thinking she was accurate at Inst. wushing in cold water,” lie wrote one r
♦
"A in 't nothin' good wldout butter, an' day. “ Let them heat the water, and
W ish A ll a lla p p y N e w Year.
the
alkali
in
the
soap
will
lie
freed
The happiness that conies with good health I alw ays puts In er plenty.”
and take fur better effect. ” And only
is given to all who use Nature’« g ift —Garfield
“ H ow about sugar?” questioned the
after that did women knew how to
Tea. This Herb (Jure cleanses the system, pur*
The following letter is from Con­
young
woman.
Hies the blood and removes the cause of dis­
wash.
gressman Meekison, of
Napoleon,
ease.
“ Sugar to tns', honey; sugar to tns’.
Ohio:
Some folks likes ’em sweeter’n others;
Before They Ripen.
Rats and the Dog.
The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum­
we all likes ourn tolerbul sweet.”
bus, O.
Sue Brett— Where did y
spend
“ W liat else do you put In?” was nsk-
Gentleman (indignantly) — When
Gentlemen : — " I
I bought this dog, you said he was ed before the book was closed in des­ your vacation?
Ham Lett— In the country.
have used several
splendid for rats.
W hy, ho don’ t pair.
Sue Brett— Have a good time?
touch them.
“ Ob, des whutever’s bandy,” answer­
From a Catholic institution in Ohio bottles of Peruna
Hum Lett— Sure. It was a genuine conies the following recommend from and feel
greatly
Dog Dealer — W ell, ain ’t that ed the old woman. "Som etim es I puts
benefitted thereby
splendid for rats?— Tit-Bits.
In er little cream, but yo’ don’t baf to pleasure to find a place where there the Sister Superior:
“ Some years ago a friend of our in­ from my catarrh of
do dnt; des 'cordin’ to wedder you's got were only fresh eggs.— Chicago News.
stitution recommended to us Dr. Hart­ the head, and feel
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth­ any er not; an’ er pinch o’ spice, hut
man's Peruna as an excellent remedy encouraged to be­
Women in Tobacco Factories.
ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their dey nlu’ t uo speciiul rule ’ bout season­
for the infuen/.a of which we then had
children during the teething period.
There
are
twenty
tobacco
factories
in’.”
several cases which threatened to be lieve that its con­ Congressman David
Meekison.
tinued use will fully
" I am very much obliged to you, in France— three in Paris and the of a serious character.
A Rap at Kipling.
“ W e began to use it and experienced eradicate a disease of 30 years’ stand­
In 1H!I!I
aunty,” said the Washington girl, po­ •thors In the large cities.
A London writer, annoyed by hav­ litely, If insincerely, as she gathered thoy employed 17,184 hands, 15,732 of such wonderful results that since then ing. ”
D A V ID M E E K IS O N .
ing to search for the sense in K ip ­ up her book and pencil and left the whom were women and girls. Be­ Peruna has become our favorite medi-
I f you do not receive prompt and
lin g ’s latest versos, declares that the kitchen.
sides these there are 714 persons c h i _ | cine for influenza, catarrh, cold, cough
and bronchitis."
satisfactory results from the use of
“ poem” seems to be “ an attempt to
But Aunt Cindy was not to be de­ ployed as directors, overseers, fore
SISTER SUPERIOR.
Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hart­
translate four intelligible lines of ceived. “ T e a r s like folks dene days men, etc.
Dr. Hartman, one of the best known man, giving a full statement o f your
prose into fourteen
unintelligible
can’t understan' nothin' yo' tells ’em ,"
physicians and surgeons
in
the case, and lie will be pleased to give
lines of verse. ”
A Lawyer's Witty Reply.
she remarked when the young woman
United States, was the first to form­ you his valuable advice gratis.
The
Green
Bag
tells
of
a
lawyer
C I T Q Permanently (hired. No His or nervousne** was out o f hearing. " F o ’ de w ar’ when
ulate Peruna.
It was through his
Address Dr. Hartman, President
■119
after fl rut day's use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve I wuz er chile---- ”
But as Aunt Cindy who was about to furnish a hill of genius and perseverance that it was of The Hartman Sanitarium, Colum­
Restorer. Semi for Fit K 1C $' 3>00 trial bottle and treat-
costs.
“
I
hope”
said
the
client,
who
i«e. Dn.lt.il K lin k . Ltd .Ml Arch St.. Philadelphia. P * turned toward
the stove, says tho
introduced to the medical profession bus, Ohio.
W ashington Star, her reminiscences was a baker, "th a t you will make it
Former White Mouse Mistresses.
“ A h ,” said
were lost In a cloud o f fragrant steam as light as possible.”
A n A lle s in a R u s t - P r o o f
Residing in Washington ut present that arose from a saucepan where the lawyer, "yo u m ight perhaps say T h e M o s t S u it a b le
nro three former mistresses of the "righ t amnrt o’ butter" and “ sugar lo that to the foreman of your establish­ P r e s e n t
For an Oregonian Is
U m b r e l la .
W hite House— Mrs. Letitia
Tyler tus' ” were bubbling In toothsome bar- ment, but that is uat the way 1 make
At Our New Store, 286 Washington Street. The Largest Exclu sive U m brella Emporium
Use Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Catarrh
A Congressman’s Letter.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
:
SISTERS OF CHARITY
Cholly— I understand you said no
girl would ever marry Gussie Gayboy
or me because we were too fastidious.
Mis» Peppery— You didn’t catch it
quite right.
I said you were two
fast idiots.— Philadelphia Press.
DRAKNKMH
CANNOT
UK
my bread. ”
FIFTY
YFARS.
(’U R 1 D
B y local application«, an they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There la only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deal urns is caused by an in-
flamed condition of the mucous lin in g of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in ­
flamed \oil have a rum bling sound or im per­
fect hearing, and when It is entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma­
tion can be taken out ami this tube reatored to
its normal condition, hearing w illbedestroyed
forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but au intlauieil
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We w ill g ive One Hundred Hollars for any
case of Deafness (rallied by catarrh) that can
not he cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for
circulars, free.
K. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo. O.
Bold by Druggists, 75c
H a ll’s F am ily F ills are the beat.
The Oldest and Best.
S. S. S. is a combination o f roots
and herbs o f great curative powers,
and when taken into the circulation
searches out and removed alt manner
of poisons from the blood, without
the Yeast shock or harm to the system.
On the contrary, the general health
begins to improve from the first dose,
for S. S. S. is not on ly a blood purifier,
but an excellent tonic, and strength­
ens and builds up the constitution
w hile purging the Mood of impuri­
ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases o f a
blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula,
R h e u m a t i s m , Chronic Sores ami
Ulcers, Eczema, P s o r i a s i s , S a l t
Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles,
and is an infallible cure and the only
antidote for that most horrible disease,
Contagious Blood Poison.
A record of nearly fif'y years of
Buccessful cures is a record to be proud
of. S S. S. is more popular today
thai. ever. It numlx-rs its friends by
the thousands. Our medical cones
pondeuce is larger than ever in the
history of the medicine. Many write
to thank us for the great good S. S. S.
bas done them, while others are seek­
ing advice about their cases.
A ll
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. Our physicians have made
a life-long studyof Blond and Skin Dis­
eases, ami better understand sueh cases
than the ordinary practitioner who
makes a specialty o f no one disease.
W e are doing great
go“ d to s u f f e r i n g
h u m a n ity throu
Consulting
partment, and invite
you to write ua i f you have any blood
or skin trouble. \Ve make no charge
whatever for this service.
T
TN t « M M
SPECIFIC C 0 .. ATLANTA, »A .
r Greece pays dearly for her goats.
They are everywhere, and wherever
they are young trees can not grew,
says the Forest Leaves. The holm
oak, for exampe, if left to itself at­
tains a height of thirty or forty feet ; I
but it is usually kept down by the
goats to the dimensions of a shrub, at !
the top of which they continually
gnaw.
JOHN A LLE S IN A , Portland.
809 MORRISON STREET.
(T w o Stores.)
286 W ASHINGTON STREET.
Objected to Insects ss Food.
L ittle Edith had never seen a lob­
W I L L I A M NARKR A X D WIFE.
Mr. and Mrs. W illiam Naher recently ster before', and when dining at the
celebrated tlielr fiftieth wedding anni­ home of a playmate she was offered a
portion, she politely replied :
"N o ,
versary at tlielr home, Rnochaburg, lml.
thank you; I never eat grasshopper.” ,
Nat>er Is a retired furniture manufac­
turer, w ell known In Clnelnnntl, where
he and Ills w ife resided for many years.
Th ey were married at H oly T rin ity
Church, 5th street.—Cincinnati Post.
A ( ' h r U t i n i K D i n n e r Mint W i m No t E a t e n
because o f in d igestion : tills sorry tale would
ttot have been told if the system had been t* ”
ulated and the digestion perfected by the use i
of Nature's remedy, Garfield lea
t h is won- '
derful Herb m edicine cure« all forms of stem
at h. liver and bowel derangements, clcaiiM"*
Our N a tio n '. Ileail.
tin- system, parities the blood end levs the
In seventy-five separate nml distinct foundation for ions: life and continued coo l
health. Garfield le e is equally good for > ouii£
national cemeteries the bodies o f near­ and old.
ly 300,000 soldiers wlio died during the
civil w ar are Interred, nml the decora­
tion o f their graves with flowers on the
fixed day has become a national cus­
tom. Borne o f the cemeteries contain
each a silent army o f over 10.000 sol­
diers, in serried ranks, marked by the
white headstones, on nearly half of
which Is Inscribed. "U nknow n.” The
world may he searched In vain for any­
thing similar or kindred
There Is no
other such Impressive sight. Scrib­
ner's Magazine.
T e n Y e a r s ' I 'r n g r e s « .
Tht Proof.
Then the defiant m ilitant spirit
took possession of the devoted miss- !
ionary.
You think I'm a pudding!” ' * lie
cried. I 'll show you | am n o t!”
The proof of the pudding is in tlie
ea tin g!” rejoined the savage darkly.—
Detroit Free Press.
DO
TIM E SCHEDULES
Portland. Or.
ARRIVE
4:30 p m.
8:10 a. m.
St. Paul
Fast Mail
6:15 y . m.
via
Spokane
7:00a. m.
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Louis,Chicago and
East.
OCEAN A N D RIVER S C H E D U L E
FROM PORTLAND.
A ll sailing dates
subject to change
5KK) p.m.
4:00 p. ra.
For San Francisco—
Sail every 5 days.
Daily
Ex.Sunday
8:00 n. m.
Saturday
10:00 p. m.
Are best because they are thoroughly well made
of best material. Are stronger and heavier
than otners, hence more durable. The feed is
absolutely accurate, reliable and positive, and
w ill sow same quantity', up or down h ill or on
side h ill. Hoosier Drills are cheapest because
BEST. We keep full stock of repairs at princi­
pal poiuts in the Northwest. Catalogue free.
M ITCHELL, LE W IS & STAVER CO.
First and Taylor Sts.
Portland, Oregon.
6:45 a. m
Mon., Wed.
and Fri.
4:00 p. m.
Ex. Sunday
Columbia River
Steamers.
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
Willamette River.
4:30 p. m.
Water permitting.
Ex.Sunday
Oregon City, New­
berg, Salem, Inde­
pendence, C orval­
lis and Way Laud­
ing«.
Willamette and Yam­
7:00 a. m.
hill Rivers.
lues., Thur.
Water permitting.
aud Sat.
Oregon City, Day-
ton , & Way Land­
ings.
3:30 p. m.
Mon., Wed.
and Fri.
JO H N PO OLE, Portland, Oregon,
Footoi MorrUon Strafe
Can give yon the best bargains In
Boilers and Engines,
Pumps and General
Machinery. See us before buying.
Lv. Riparia
Snake River.
Lv. Lewiston
7:00 a. m.
4:05 a. m.
Daily except Riparia to Lewiston Daily except
Monday. ,
Monday.
Buggies. Plows,
W indm ills and
A.
L.
C R A IG ,
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
V. A. SCHILLING, C ity Ticket Agent.
Third and Washington Streets.
B IS H O P S C O T T ACADEM Y
Portland, Oregon.
Founded 1870.
\ k Home School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training
Write for Illustrated Catalogue.
ARTHUR C. N E W ILL, Principal
...C o lu m b ia
S O U T H
A N D
E A S T
---- V IA ----
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
U n iv e rsity ...
Academic and Collegiate Halls.
COURSES—Classical, Literary, Scientific and
Commercial. For particulars apply to
REV. E. P. M U R PH Y, President,
U niversity Park, Portland, Oregon
Holiday Resolutions
TAKE
Ili h
Kee/ey Cure
feme relief fiom liquor, opium and toouvaM
*"
Send lor particulars to
Habita.
Keeley Institute,
M o v e d to 420 W i l l i a m «
A ve., C ortlan d, O regon
So. 1— lw o;.
N. r . N. V.
E N w r it in g t o
-------
W H i----——
Trains leave Drain for Portland and way
stations at 12:34 p. ni. and 1:23 a. ni.
I.eave Portland............. 8:30 A. M. 8:30 P. M.
‘ Drain................... . 3:46 P. M.
2:58 A. M
A rrive Ashland............. 12.55 A. M. 12:35 P. M.
“
Sacrainento....... 5:10 P. M. 5:00 A. M
“
San Francisco.... 7:45 P. M.
8:45 A. M.
A rrive Ogden .................... .... 4:55 A. M. 7: 00 A. M
*• D e n v e r ................. .... 9:30 A. M
9:15 P. M.
“
Kansas C ity.... ..... 7:25 A. M. 7,; 25 A. M.
*• Chicago............ .... 7:42 A. M. 8:30 P. M.
A rrive Los Angeles ...... .... 2:00 p M. .3:05 A. M.
•* El Paso. ................. . .. 6:ou P. M. 6::00 P. M •
“
Fort W orth ......... .... 6:30 A. M. 6: 30 A. M.
“
City of Mexico. . . . 1 1 :30 A M. 11::30 A. M.
Houston ................ . . 7:00 A. M. 7::(>o A. M.
“
New Orleans ...... .... 6:30 P. M. 6:30 P. M.
“
W ashington ....... ... 6:42 A, M. 6: 12 A. M.
*• New Y ork........ .1 2:10 P. M. 12:10 P. M.
a d v e r tis e r s p le a s .
m e n t i o n t h i s p a p e r - .
Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains.
Chair cars Sacramento to Ogden Hnd El Paso,
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
Orleans and Washington.
C onnecting at San Francisco with the several
steamship lines for Honolulu, Japan, China,
Philippines, Central ami South America.
See agent at Drain station or address
R . B . M ILLE R , G . P . A .,
P o r t la n d , O re g o n .
S u b s c rib e
fo r the
Newberg
Graphic
S i-5 0 p e r Year
PREVENTED
YOU
WORK IN T H E W ET?
The net result In respect o f speed is
that .; ulle ten years ago the highest
sustained ocean speed was 20.7 kuots.
It Is now 23 51 knots: the highest speed
for large warships was 22 knots, and
Is now 23 knots on a trial o f lUmtilc the
duration o f those o f ten years ago; the
maximum s p o il attained by any craft
was 23 knots, as compared with 3*1.381 | , ta-
knots now; while the number o f ships j
• v a t S3 k s s b a - i - i ■ i v ii
, 1 1 \
fifty-eight now.—London Engineering
THE ORIGINAL
•SO W E Jty
50
^ S H MB*®
O IL E D
C L O T M IN C -
S X « Otllucw
-s * «
» W « PR O TE C TIO N
ANO I»
W e has* a great h orror o f becoming ON U L I i n V o t U T t »
t »»* n » pu d e r e ? j c b v i c e
so rich that we can afforil a butler who lOoifOAAO” CATALOGUES FREE
w ill laugh at our way o f pronouncing SMOWIHO FULL LINE OF 6AR-£NTS ANO KATS
I A J TOWER CO BOSTON.MASS ♦>
French dishes.
The larger the mortgage on a farm,
the more likely It is to be called “ Clear-
Held. ”
N ever be miserly with sympathy for
a crying child or a sick man
sA A
I n io n P a c if ic
Walla Walla I*ewis-
A t'an tic
ton,8po kan e, Min­
Express
neapolis, St. Paul,
8:50 p.m.
Duluth. Milwau­
via
kee, Chicago«!: East
Huntington.
that dreadful fiend that threatens the
life of rich and poor, can attack and
kill only those whose bowels are not
kept thoroughly cleaned out, purified
and disinfected the year round. One
whose liver is dead, whose bowels
and stomach are full of half decayed
food, whose whole body is unclean
inside, is a quick and ready victim
of appendicitis.
If you w ant to be safe against the
scourge, keep in good health all the
time, K E EP C LEA N INSIDE! Use
the only tonic laxative, that will
make your bowels strong and healthy,
and keep them pure and clean, pro­
tected against appendicitis and A LL
EPID EM IC DISEASES. It’s CAS-
C A R E T S , that will keep and save
you. T ake them regularly and you
will find that all diseases are absolutely
A Gentle Little Knock.
AND L
Chicago
Salt Lake, Denver,
Portland
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Special
1 Kansas City, St.
Louis,Chicago ami
9:00 a. m.
via
East.
Huntington.
APPENDICITIS
"A h , yes!” sighed the young poet,
"w hen I ’m dead 1 suppose tlie people
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