Newberg graphic., December 13, 1901, Image 4

C O O D
How It
eddent the akin, Itches, ootea,
dries and scales!
Some people.call It tetter, milk crust or
salt rheum.
The suffering from It Is sometimes in­
tense; local applications are resorted t o -
they mitigate, but cannot cure
‘‘But niy prayer* are uot uuawered,
It proceeds from humors inherited or ac­
quired and persists until these have been complained a parishioner to the late
removed.
Itev. Dr. I’atten, of New Haven, Conn.
Short Storie?
H o o d ’s S arsaparilla
"Bosslbly that'» because your prayers
are like some promissory notes pre­
sented before they are due.”
The late Lord Morris did not guiu a
Boon's P ill , mrt tk. heat cathartic. rric u c u i» very favorable Impression of the House
__I of Lords when he made his first speech
1 there. When asked bow he had got ou,
Emperor William's Soldierly Hebits.
ae replied: “ Well, I made wau mistake.
Emjieror W illiam is a soldier even
1 should have practiced spuklu’ to a
when he goes to bed, for he sleeps on ,.
. .
,
,
a regulation camp bed, such as his
° f «r a v e -s to n e , before 1 addressed
officers use. The bed clothing is of j 'heir lordships.
the rough regiment pattern. H e re-
When Bishop Potter was asked, the
tires at 11 p. m. and is up and ! other day, what he thought of woman
suffrage he made the diplomatic reply:
dressed soon after 6 a. m.
"M y dear uiadaui, 1 have gotten away
The Hero.
beyond that; I am trying to make the
“ W h o is the itero of this piece?” I best terms with the sex that I can ob-
asked the man who was coming o u t! lain.” This brings to mind ibe mot
of the theater.
of William M. Kvarts when asked by
And the manager thoughtfully re- a lady If he did not think that woman
plied: ‘ ‘ The man who is putting up was the best Judge o f woman. He re
the m oney.” — Washington Star.
piled: “ Not only the best Judge, ma-
--- --------------------1 dam, but the best executioner.”
Ham lin’s Wizard Oil Co. send song
on one occasion, just previous to
books free. Your druggist sells the OiP opeti)|1(f a oue of the large Eastern
and it stopgjpftin.___________
cities, Joseph Jefferson dischargeil ids
A High standard.
property man, Bagley, for humiliating
, .. _ », „ ! him before o number o f friends by fa-
They have a new way of tea .ng the
hlm UH Joey.” Bag-
quality of whjskey west of here»
r
and that
They inject three drops into a jack,
.
,,
.
rabbit, and if he doesn't lick a hull » '« « it paid his way to the gallery to see
dog in six seconds the goods are re- Mr. Jefferson present Hip \an Win
jacted.— Crary, N. D., Courier.
| *>«•
The angry frau had Just driven
— 1______________
poor, destitute Hip from the cottage,
Woman Score» at Repartee.
; when Rip turned, and. with a world of
positively removes them, has radically
and permanently cured the worst cases, and
Is without an «
cutaneous
eruptions.
An Independence woman said that P*»“ 0" ■ ■ * * ;
baf 1 no l1
nt“(r1e1
8t
when she died she was going to ask “ > »Is house?” The house was deathly
Shakespeare if he really wrote all his 1 » “ » . ">« » udle“ ce h» ,f ln t<,arH' wl" ’u
plays. Her husband suggested that »a g le y ’s cracked voice responded:
probably W illie would not be up \ “ Only 60 per cent. Joey-only 80 per
there, when she quiokly
r e p l i e d : cent.”
‘ ‘Then you ask him .” — Neodosha | Gladstone was fond o f loitering
(K a s.) Begister.
1 around the second-hand book-shop win­
dows, and fingering the volumes which
FIT
Permansati/
itlr Cured.
Cu-------------
No flhi er
- ----
nenn j ----
If he picked up
____ __
after f i n t i k j 'i i u i « « f Dr. KllaasOreat Nervi were there displayed.
Keatorer. Send for Fit BK #2.00 trial bottle and treat- a hook that Interested him, he fre­
Ue. l)a.K.II. K linb . Ltd..V3l ArcliSt.. Philadelphia. Pa
quently became quite oblivious to his
Priioncri in British India.
surround lugs. Ou one of these occa­
No fewer than 587,884 prisoners were sions, a loafer, who must have care­
in the prisons of British Ird ia in fully studied Mr. Gladstone’s habits,
1899-1IHX), an increase of 92,0ti4 over whispered quietly: "H a lf a crown,
the number of 1891. Of this huge total pleuse, sir.” Without raising his eyes
only 24,555 were females, which is a from the liook, Mr. Gladstone put his
smaller proporiton than in western hand In his pocket, and handed over
countries.
the half crown. A few minutes later
ho was going off with his prize, when
l'is o 'a Cure is the best m ed icin e we ever the hook seller, who knew him well by
used for »11 affections of the throat and sight, stopped him with a demand for
lungs. W m .O. E k d si . s t , Vanburen, lu d .,
one shilling, the price o f the book. "But
Keb. 10, WOO.
I have already given you hulf a
Emprcu Eugenie's Home.
crown,” said Mr. Gladstone, und ex­
-upress Eugenie is now set- planations followed.
n her English home.
It
One duy. when returning to Itome
is
hat the empress is about from PosUllpo ln the company of his
to bu...
til convent in the beau­ wife and Morelll, Italy’s great painter,
tiful grout.
t Farnborough hill to Verdi wus seriously annoyed when the
the memory of her husband and their people reooglzlug him begun to cheer.
eon.
“ I want to drive myself home,” he siud,
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth- hastily; “ Morelll, Just plaee yourself
Inc Syrup the best remedy to use lor their beside my wife,” and Jumping out of
children during the teething period.
Ills own carriage, lie went ml to the
box of one near, thus, of course, escap­
Monty for Her.
ing notice. Meanwhile, Signora Vein,
Mr. G ill.— I dreamed the other and Morelll pursued th.'lr way, and, ns
night that I was going around in rags. the latter wore a 'arge hat Just like
Fortune Teller— Ah, that means that of the maestro, they were ac-
money.
clulmed everywhere: “ Viva Verdi!"
Mr. G ill— Does it, really, madam? “ Viva II maestro!" The artist, embar­
Fortune Teller— Yes, indsed. One
rassed, returned the salutes, hut every
dollur, please.— Philadelphia Press.
moment became more overcome, while
Ids companion enjoyed the Joke to the
n o w s T ii.n r
full. On arriving at the hotel they
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any v.ere met by Verdi, to whom Ills wife
rase of ( aitarrb that c.u uotbecured by Hall's said: "You would have choked to see
Catarrh Cure.
to the
F. J. CHUNKY ACO., Prope. Toledo, O. Morelll bowing and smiling
W e the uiiderslKiied. Iia.c tuon o K i.ek ro’ j
for the past l.vv, iirs, and belle.» Min perte -tly crowd as you could never have done.
honorsbie in »li hunt nets transactions amt fin­ He has made your reputation for amia­
ancially aide to carry nutauy ublisr.iioDj made bility.” At which the composer shout­
by their firm.
WSSTifc T s c a x .
ed: " I really had you there. 1 knew
Wholesale l>ru«c:»ta, Toledo,
what would happen!”
W a i . iunu K in n an a M a i t i s ,
8
Wholesale Drnfirfsts, Toledo. O.
Hall'«Catarrh tiare la lasen Imernally.aeilna
directly on the til,io<! ami ititiooua smise* sot
Prie# 7.V per b o ltlt
A Bad
Disease
Sold by alt
a»»
u n io n
Th(-$cic-rvtifi< production
lts ’fx c frllfrrvcfe
o f a laxative o f known value and distinctive
action is rapidly growing in public favor, along
with the many other material improvements o f
the age. T h e many
is due to the originality and simplicity o f the
combination and also to the method o f manu­
facture, which is known to the California F ig
Syrup Co. only, and which ensures that per­
fect purity and uniformity o f product essential
to the ideal home laxative. In order to get
■wKo'ar'e- well informed
Sait Lake, Denver,!
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Kansas C itv, St.
Louis,Chicago and
East.
St. Paul
Fast Mall
p. m.
via
Spoil »o e
6 :0 0
72 HOURS
PORTLAND TO CHICAGO
No change of cars.
Lowest Hales, Quickest Time.
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
t 'K O » P O R T L A N D .
| f .DO p.m.
A ll «ailing dates
subject to change
Fc- ^an Francisco—
bfizii every o daya
Dally
Ex. Sunday
8 .00 D.m.
Saturday
10:00 p. m.
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
6:45 a. in.
Kx.Sunday
7:00 a. m.
Willamette and Yam­ 3:30 p. m.
Tuea., Thur.
hill Rivers.
Mon., Wed.
and Sat.
aud Fri.
Oregon City, Day-
ton, A Way Laud-
ingb.
FM Q JB K
Th»
Ssvsg»
8.30 P. M.
2:53 A. M
12:35 P ’
5*(
8:4
7:0C
9:15
7; 95
s -;-?0 «
H O O S IE R
Pullman and
Chair cars Fa<
and Tourist cs
Orleans and V
Connecting a
steamship linea
Ph’ lippines, Ce
See agent at 1
o . H . M A ..
P o r t la n d , O re g o n .
S u b s c rib e
fo r the
P O R T L A N D . OR LOOM.
\ H o a r d in g and D a jr S c h o o l fo r G i r l * .
M ew berg
Writ» for lllu.trated Catalogni».
Are beat because they are thorough !y well made
of best material. Are stronger and heavier
, than otner?. hence more durable. Th*» feed is
; ‘ •■‘o ltm iy accurate, reliable and positive, an i
1 w 1 sow same quantity, up or down hill or on
at‘M hill
Hoosier Orlila are cheapest became
I l ■»T. We keep f ill «took of repair«* at princi­
pal points in the Northwest. Catalogue f ie.
ARTHUR C. NF.WILL. Principal MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO.
First and Taylor Sts.
...Columbia University...
Portland, Oregon.
Academic and Collegiate fla ils
^COURSES—elamica'. Literary. Scientific and
JOHN POOLE, Portland. Oregon,
REV. E. P. MURPHY, Presiden!.
Foototf Morrison Street
Commercial. For particnUrs apply to
Uni vernit? P»rk, Pori land. Orefcm.
W E A T H E R W IS E ,
•/f O T H E R W I S E !
V ^
WNT PORT YOh RCA?
Can five won
Bngfriec. Howa,
Wm imdis ami
Machinery, bee
P atents— Send no Money
Put a model or drawing with a deaorlpt on
ai’ d At* id arivi«e yon J A. DutTie
|> tC f T
A Co., (Dept A Washington, D. C. 1 I ' L * L *
lA R f
fcuj*
SLICKER
Hjkcn ca ?tu.w
>N D K «ttP ttY T
or»A*e w *»• ,--owi ¡je« .o» atovt raaot « am .
CATALOfiJfi rate
«AT-rentv and Mata.
A .T C k ttfO
HA»
relief fro n hqaor, opt i aad to jvMa
kabita, tiead lor particolare M
Kuli? Instituts,
A v e . . C o n ie n t i. O reg o n
w. r. !f. r.
\ V "‘ :
w r it in g t e e d v e r t ie e r e
U ?s th is p a p e r.
60 YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
P
a ten ts
T W A I Ï M * K I* S
Keetey C u re
1HK
$ 1.5 0 p e r Y e a r
the bwt bargmia« in
Boners aud Engine*,
Pumo« an i Generat
a* beiore baying.
Holiday Resolutions
Huihsnd.
" I t ha* k>een ni) ohaervation,” s
the Savagr Bachelor, "th a t a man
d ie to feci h » chea|<e*t a short timi
afte- bis wife begins the conversati, t
by calling him 'dearest. ’ ” — Indiati
and other information vrrite to
New Yc
Has a Normal kindergarten Training Popart-'
:n nt, which w ill have a separate residence for
kindergarten cla rea th u ball. Ih e Boarding
•'apartment provide* a cheerful and well ar­
ranged home for yoang ladies. For Catalogue !
or other information apply to
Military and Manual Training.
I'uln t’ Sec 'Em.
low rate»
lionato.
New Ori
Wash ;n
St. H elen’s Hall
As Ususl.
“ W h at,” asked the proud
mama, "d o you think of the
features? ”
Her brother looked dot
precious little innocent .
and then asked:
“ tt hat are they?”
4 :30 p. m.
Mon. Wed.
and Fri.
Willamette River.
Portland to Corval­
lis & Way Land­
ings.
Leave Portland......... .... 8:30 A. M.
' Drain............... .... 8:46 P M
A rrive Ashland___ .. ... 12:55 A M
*■ Sacramento,... .... 6:10 P. M.
“
San Francisco. .... 7:45 P. M.
Arrive Ogden............ .... 4:55 A. M.
“
D enver......... .... t* 30 A. M.
“
Kansas City.... .... 7:25 A. M.
u Chicago........... . . 7:42 V M
A rrive Los Angeles...
El Paso........... ...« R r
Fort Worth.
City of V
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
Charitable Old I ady— Poor woman!
And you arc a widow*
B«ggar — Worse than a widow,
niz am. Me 'n*l>an'a liv in ’, an’ I
have to support him.— T it Bits.
Wlllametfe River.
4:S0 p. m.
Oregon City, New- Ex Sunday
berg, Salem, Inde­
pendence *k Way
Laudinge.
Trains lesve Drain for P o r t la r l and way
staiions at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a III.
S&rv Fr£\!\cisco,CsJ.
Lo\iisvilif.K/.
fi e-w Y o rk ,/T V
Hi» Comment.
MIS« El.FANOR TKBBKTTf. Principal
Mrs. Scrappington (in th» midst of
her reading)— Here is an ite n which \
»ays that in Patagonia a wife can be
purchased
.1 renateli for one dollar.
C ft
Port and. Oregon. Founded 1870.
Mr. Sorappington— W ell, there i
V
ay be wives in Patagonia that arc f/d b â Hoiîli Schrpl for Bfljffi
worth that much. — Harper's Bazar.
Worn Than a Widow
Way
SOUTHERN PACiFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
o f the Company— California F ig Syrup Co.—
printed on the front o f every package.
In the
process o f manufacturing figs are used as they
are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal
virtues o f Syrup o f Figs are obtained from an
excellent combination o f plants known to be
medicinally laxative and to act most beneficially.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
Teacher— Johnny, if cakes were 20
rents a dozen snd I gave you lOcent*.
how many would you get?
Johnny— Nooe. I ’d get candy.—
Boston Herald.
To Aetoria aud
Landings.
4 00 p. tn.
Kx.Sunday
SO UTH AND EAST
G. P . RinviM E U N & SONS .
"B ridget, did you call the boys?”
“ lndade an Oi called thim ivery-
thi ig Oi cud think of, blit they
v t d a ’t g i t up.” — Brooklym Lite,
Columbia River
Steamers.
General Passenger Ageut, Portland, Or.
Ftns.
ESTABLISHED 1*70
IN P O B F O R A T ? ® I85a>
In 1820 pen s began to be made by
Gillutt, who manufactured them of
1 2 8 S o c .o rd S t., N e a r W a s h in g to n , P o r tla n d , O re g o n .
steel finely tcm|iercd. The pen was
The L o a d in g a n d R eiJahlo f u r r i e r s o f th e N o r t h w e s t •
band made throughout and. though
Fur Coats, Capes, Collarettes, Boa.«», Etc., Made ia all the Fashionable Purs.
Fur Trimmings.
Robes and Ruga
Send for Catalogue.
very inferior to the machine made ar­
“ Furs remodeled and repaired. Write us.
ticles of today, was (till a great ad­
vance upou the iron barreled pens
that had la’cn previously made.
At Brvskfast.
4:00 p. m.
A. L. CRAIG,
for Jkle by all druffia ls ------ Pe"-* fifty cent» per bottle.
SECURITY,
6:10 a. m.
Walla W alla Lewis-
A t'antie
ton,Spokane. Min-'
Express
neapolis. St. Paul,!
9 '00 p m.
v 1 a
Duluth, Milwau-j
H u llin g ton.
kee,Chicago«REa3t|
- V I A ----
T h e sale o f millions o f bottles annual’ y for
many years past, and the universal sattsf ction
which it his given confirm the c'aim we make,
that it possesses the qua it'cs which commend
it to public favor.
ABSOLUTE
4:30 p. m.
always buy the genuine and note the full name
Syrup or
(
c if ic
Salt lake, Denver,
Chicago
Portland
Ft. v\orth,Omahai
Kansas City, rit.
Special
9:uba. m.
Louia.Chicag'oaud
| a
via
Huntington.
For
l{.s j^e-ne-fkiad Effects
must understand quite clearly, that in order
to meet the above conditions a laxative should
he wholly free from every objectionable quality
or substance, with its component parts simple
and wholesome and it should act pleasantly
and gently without disturbing the natural
functions in any wav.
I he laxative which
fulfils mos t perfectly the requirements, in the
highest degree, is
P a
TIME SCHE0ULES
Portland, Or.
D zrza r
6:45 a. m.
Tuea., Thur
and Sat.
W ith the Tide.
I “ Few persons linve any Idea of how
flriiRfflsis. Testimonials Iree.
j fast the tide runs or of how far It will
Bali’» Family Pilla aro :he beat.
I carry an object In a very few hours,”
said the captain of one of the dock de­
F.ne'ith Fruit Culture.
partment's stnam lauuches, according
Fruit culture is often conducted on
a large s* ale in England.
A manu­ to the New Y o'k Times. "Not very
facturer of jam and jelly has a thous­ long ago a raft of forty or fifty piles I
fllfiËÉÂ* |-| Wl*I I :
and acres at Histon, near Cambridge, broke up ami went adrift one night a! |
employing at times 800 hands.
The the foot of Fast 24th street. As tiles.' |
to |20 ,
factory is in the center of the fruit piles cost a'.l the way from
apiece, they were worth chasing, so I
farm.
Just as soon ns the loss was dlscov ed [
In the morning I started out.
Tiler« la a certain
"The search continued down the East
disease that hai river and along the Brooklyn side
collie down to ua throuJfh Buttermilk channel, hut with
through many cen-
, ”
_
..
. ..
.
• tunes and is out
Over on the south shore or
older than Governor's Island we found eight or ten
history itself, of the missing sticks. We ran along
yet very few down by Bay Ridge, and had about de­
ou tside of c|ded to abandon our efforts, when we
G e n u in e
those who have learned from Litter cx- thought we might ns well make a good
Dcneoce know anything of it» nature or
fharacteriatica. At first a little ulcer or Job of It, and a little way farther ou,
►»re up|tear», then glands of the neck 01 Just beyond the Narrows and arotiud j
rrom» swell; pimple» break out on th; on the north side of Gravesend bay, we
breast, back or tome other part of the fouud about half of the wayward pile», j
body and fill with yellow pustular matter: They had traveled down there, a dls- \
the mouth and throat become «ore a id
lance of about ten miles, on one tide, j
the tongue la nt all times badly coated.
Headaches are frequent, and tnuaclea and ami I thought at the time that It Is j
Must Boar Signature of
joints throb and hurt, especially during small wonder that so many drowned
damp, rainy weather. These are some of bodies are never recovered ln these
the svniptotna of that mo*t loatlison e of p«i“ s."
til diseases, Contagious Blood Poison.
.
..
This strange poi»- The Advice Came Home to Boost.
The president of one of the promlucnt
C o n t l k ^ i o \ l S on doe» not affect
5e* F bv -SI mile Wrapper Below.
railway corporations In America was
B l o o d P o i s o n ,!t ah.kf ‘
are lite ra lly making a stirring address to au audi­ Vary amali «ad •« easy
twtrn up with It within a short time after ence of young men, aud dwelt with
to ftükr na aagjun»
hemg inoculated, while others show but
particular
emphasis
on
the
u.ceaalty
»light evidence of any taint for a long
r a o T r o c funhladachez
time after exposure, but its tendency in of making a good appearance.
U A m t r i o . for oiz:iNt$s.
"When
you
are
looking
for
work,”
he
every case is to complete destruction ot
n r
reff aiLiOUSiuss.
the ph-sical system, sooner or latet.
said, "lie careful that you are present­
/ r o 'FOR TORFID LIVER.
S. S. 8. is a safe and infallible cure fo • able. If you hav > only $23 m the world,
this bad disease— the only antidote for spent $-1' for a s ilt of clothes. $3.50 for ,
LLS
FCN CONSTIPATION.
this specific poison. It cures Con agio* a
a pair of shoes. (Ml cents for a hair cut
“
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
Blood Poison in every form am' staje
TOR THECOMPLIXIOR
thoroughly and permanently S. 8. It. aud shave. Then walk up to the Job, |
» ,
f
O a m iM B » v v HAV»
|
contains no Mercury, Potash o- othet w herever It la, and ask for It like a
II
Cel
’
fisn
ly
T
ifrU
Mf
harmful minerals, but is strictly and man.”
'
------ ja m . .isi s M'iwi i
1 ^
entirelv a vegetable remedy, and we offer
Thla advice was greeted with great I
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
fl.ooo oo reward for proof that i; it not. applause, amt the railway president ant |
O U R . M E D I C A L w ht«hw.asst*.b- down amid a storm of cheers.
n r P A R fM tN T
lishsA years aro,
The very next morning a dapper li*ok
D E F A R T H L S T , (a doln* a noble
work in relleeins B u ffe rin g . OWa tai Ing young fellow walked into the outer \
physicians a short history of yourcaa* o ffic e of the orator, and handing a note
and g o t thslr advice. Thl. w ill roet to the clerk. M i d : "I'icase g i v e this to I
C o t nothin#, and whet you eay w ill be
eld in atrlcteet confidence
With the president.” The note read as fol­
their help and a copy o f >ur hook on lows:
Oonta#iona Blood Pole, n you ean
"1 have paid twenty dollars for this j
m a a i f ' your owu cnae a .d cure your- 1
sot* of clothes, $3..Vi for a pair of shoes,
•elf at home.
SWIFT 8PECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga. and 50 cents for a hair cut and shave. !
I hare walked from Harlem, and I l
I would like a job as conductor on your j
| road.”
wo P I S O s c u
He got the Job.
CUM S wHFttf
Good. Urn I
( Ou|b àyrup *
When
Satan employs Idle bauds
drcggiata.
I
tritine- M l /
work Is alwmya well doue.
PTION
• fc K tííi
Use system .
I
-S« Pint
When tin ir first son was born Adam When Bell» Bins Thirteen and Phan* The Koa*h and Tumble Coatom of the
is thought by some critics to have
tom Ship* Appear*
Japaneae riahermen o f Hawaii«
remarked, not without much acerbity:
A grewtome »tory came from London
Where several years ago the flsbiug
‘ ‘ Bed hair I
Wouldn’t that jar
of the appearance of the “ phantom f ° r the supplying of the Honolulu mar
you .”
barge of the Thame*" for three aucc— ket wa* done aluioat exclusively by th»* _________________ _____
“ W ell, I ’m not presenting you
give nights preceding the death of the native» in their canoes and a few shooting pain, indicates inflammation.
with any gold headed Cains, if I know
Thla phantom barge of the Chinamen, now the bulk of the work is
On examination it will be 'ound that
m yself,” retort«d Eve, a ff'C t in g in queen.
done by the Japanese, who are at it in the region of pain shows some swe.
difference, albeit sec.etly mortified t o ; ™ » ™ » » P I « * « when » member of
ing.
This is the firet btage of ovaritia,
great numbers.
' tkcs
... k » , k si
t
inflammation of the ovary. I f the ro o f
d e a th -p u c k .
th*
* ^ .ut
dl% J.u* ‘
The
bouts
whleh
tbey
use
are
built
of
your
h„use lcaks. my sisu r, you hsv*
__________________
as the celebrated “ white lady of the
used 1 ln Japan, and
" “ **
flxe<j at onee ; «vhv not puy the same
Advert,tint M M m lor P.rdon..
Hohfinsollern«” glv.s warning of the here after patterns
detttb of a monarch o f that family. And once 1 i while an Oriental steamer ar­ respect to your own body
The governor of North Carolina when this phantom barge appears glid- riving from the west brings an import-
You need not, you ought not to let
has notified
the
people
of
his
state
not,mo tue people o n . . . » « e . ,n f through ths low-lying shadow, and «1 Ashing boat. wfilch
«
the fishermen yourself go, when one of your owu sex
that all petitions for the par. i f
mi , „ u{ ,be river the great clock think Is superior to those of local mauu-
convicts
lets must firs» be advert sed for
WMtml
Big Beo. gives thir- facture. The boal
boats are of a peculiar
-
some i length of tune in the new spa- ............. .„
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1. .h
,,,* .n.i
shape
and «re
are nf
of . different sizes, aouie
teen strokes at midnight
Instead
his
pers of the locality where the offender
ordinary dozen. Just now any num- \ able to accommodate but three uieu,
lived or where the crime was com m it­
her of Thames watermen can be found which is au ordinary crew, and others
ted.
who say they havo seen the phantom are large enough for seven or eight
barge and beard B ig Pr-a strike his men.
Not Always Gold That Glitters.
Up to the time that the vessel Is
Mother — Why,
Oeorgie,
I ’m omluous cumber.
There are well-autbeutlcated In­ launched there Is no captain selected
ashamed of you, rubbing off the kiss
stance's of Big Beu having struck thir­ for the boat. The choosing of this im­
that Margery gave you.
Oeorgie— I ain ’t rubbin’ it off; I ’m teen at midnight. Once a soldier on portant fuetor ln every case is left uu-
sentry duty at Windsor was charged til the boat Is In the water. It is known
rubbin' it in.
with having slept on post and was sen­ who the members of the crew are, and
tenced to be shot, runs a story ln the from them the captuln Is select"d.
Dcibled Up.
When the boat Is in the water and
Portsmouth Times. It was charged
“ Wo aro twice as much advanced
that he was asleep there at midnight moored securely, the members of the
as our ancestors. ’ ’
of a certain night. Ills defense was crew, who are generally the owners of
“ No doubt of it .”
that he was not asleep and that he had the boat, strip themselves and get Into
“ In ball games especially.
The
the boat. Then the fun of making the
game of ‘ fives’ was a favorite sport heard Big Ben In London strike thir­
selection of the commander begins.
with them, and now tennis.” — Phila­ teen at the moment be was charged
with having been sleeping on duty. It There Is no voting or drawing of lots
delphia Times,
was proved that on that night Big to settle the matter. At a giveu signal
Ben had struck thirteen and had been from one of the crowd ou shore, who
Temporary Escape.
heard In Windsor. The man was par­ are watching, the men in the boat be­ holds out the helping1 hand to you, and
Editor (on new paper)— There’s
doned. This Is a recorded case, but gin with all their might to try to throw w ill advise you without money and
one great pleasure in publishing a
the record does not say that a r , catas­ each other out Into the water. Each without price. Mrs. Pinkhain's labora­
new paper.
tory is at Lynn, Mass. Write a letter
trophe happened to the roy;t, family man Is against the other, and so the
.
....
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, there telling all vour symptoms and
Owner— W h at’s that?
the next day.
struggle, as a usual thing, lasts a long - g e i the
of -the greatest experi­
Editor— We escape all those long
It is said that the phantom barge ap­ time and Is remarkably exciting. All ence in treating female ills.
letters from “ Old Subscriber.”
I was suffering to such an exteDt
peared on the Thames at midnight and the time the play goes on the friends
Big Ben struck thirteen on the night of the contestants yell words of cheer from ovarian trouble that my physi­
Habit.
before the death of the prince consort to the struggling men In the boat aud cian thought an operation would be
Sniffles— I cannot understand a and that the same things happened the th-ow buckets of water on them and necessary.
“ Lydia E. I’rakliam's Vegetable Com­
word your friend says. W hat is lie? night preceding the denth of the Prin­ Into the boat, seemingly with the Idea
pound having been recommended to
A Russian?
cess Alice and o f the Duke of Glar- of making the battleground more slip­ me. I decided to try it. After using
Ditties— W hy no. H e ’s a guard on ellce. When the phantom barge ap­ pery as well as refreshing to the men several bottles I found that I was
the “ L ” roud.
peared on Jan. 13, 1892, the night be­ at work. As soon as a man is thrown cured. My entire system was toned
fore the death o f the Duke of Clar­ cut of the boat he must stay out, hut up, and I suffered no more with my
Had to Keep Both Lighted.
ence, another boat, pulled by four men, may assist with water If he so desires. ovarie3.”— M bs . A n na A ston ,Troy. Mo.
He looked down in her wonderful gave chase. The phantom boat glided The man who stays in the boat longest, i
swiftly toward the terrace o f the or rather who is able to put all the
eyes.
Ready to Exper menL
House o f Commons and vanished. The others out of the bout, has by his prow- |
"L ig h t of my life !” he faltered.
"D
id
you
know that you can take
pursuing
boat
dashed
against
the
stone
ess shown himself competent to he cap- !
" N i t ! ” she answered.
“ No tiun
talu, and so he Is greeted with much an ordinary bottle filled with old
out the gas tonight.
P op ’s been embankment and was wrecked.
A warning which applies to the death applause and showered with congratu­ Bourbon ind by holding it firmly and
kick in '.” — Indianapolis Sun.
of sovereigns only is the fall of one lations at the termination of the scuffle. horizontally with the left hand and
of the stones at Stonehedge, the great There Is no appeal from the selec •turn »'rik in g it sharply on the concave
He Understood.
Druid relic on Salisbury Plain. A so made, and the man so chosen con­ bottom with the other hand, force the
She— I ’m going over to South Bos­
stone certainly did fall there on the tinues to be captain until he voluntarily j cork out?”
ton to call on »Mrs. Hopthorp.
“ No. Where can I get such a bot­
night of the death o f the late queen.
retires or sells out his share in the boat.
I li— Hasn’ t she seen that dress yet?
tle ? "— Cleveland Palin Dealer.
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