Newberg graphic., August 16, 1901, Image 4

FIRM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
fill One Commission.
hen at 0 o’clock each morning. He la
not permitted to toss his bedclothes
“ Does your artist friend have many
aside as happens to suit bis fancy, but
You may call It ecsema, tetter or milk commissions?”
must roll back the bed covers In a cer­
“ I believe he had one last year.
cruet.
n g w
Ensilage
But no matter what you call It. this skin His father-in-law asked him to paint SOLDIER WRITES OF THEIR LIFE tain way, placing the pillow on top, and
A N D OCCUPATIONS.
disease which comes In patches that burn. the barn. ”
be In readiness for tbe Inspecting ca­
Cutter.
Itch, discharge a watery matter, dry and
det In charge.
scale, owes Its existence to the presence it
Best and only
humors in the system.
A t 6:35 be falls in rank with bis com­
Successful Mind Reading.
T h e y A r e In d u strio u s, W o r k in g H ard
perfect blowercut-
It will continue to exist, annoy, and per­
pany
for
morning
Inspection,
at
which
ter
on
the market.
f o r L i t t l e P a y —L ack T oo ls fo r Cnl
"R eynolds,” said the oldest mem
haps agonize, as long as these humors
Send for circular.
his clothea must he thoroughly brush­
her of the firm, "how do you spell
remain.
ti v o t in g th e Lan d —P ollen a/ tk a C ity
M itchell, Lewis A
ed, shoes well blacked and h.s general
It Is always radically and permanently ‘ which?’ ”
Staver Co.
and T h e ir C h aracteristics.
cured by
Portland, Ore.
appearance neat Any neglect in this
"W-h-i-c-h, ” responded the other.
respect la Immediately reported, when
" T h a t’s what I thought,” rejoined
The subjoined extracts from a prl
JO H N PO O LE, Portland, Oregon,
the older member, covertly scratch­ rate letter from George L Deforest of he soon finds himself on the "pap,” re­
which expels all humors, and is positively
toot of Morrison St root.
ing a " t ” out -of the word he had this city, who Is a member of Company ceiving a number of demerits accord­
unequalled (or all cutaneous eruptions.
ing to the gravity of the offense.
TIME SCHEDULES
written.
Can
give
you the beet bargains in
ARRIVI
D xtzbt
H In tbe Ninth Regiment, will be read
Portland. Or.
A t 7:15 tbe “ middle#" march out of
Baggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines,
Best
possible
to
build
Best
material.
Rest
pro­
A Satisfactory Score.
■ till Mura Counterfeiting.
I Wlth lutere*t:
tbe great mesa hall and repair to their portion. Bust finish. Lightest running. Seventy Windmills and Pumps ani General
4:30 p. m.
Chicago
Salt Lake, Denver,
Portland
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
& M a c h in e r y
Th. Secret Service I... unearthed another
would llk« l° ^
thl* rooms to put them In perfect order for years’ experience. M I T C H K L L .
“ You never seem to give even a
Bee us before buying.
Special
K in — c ity , st.
band
of
counterfeiters
and
secured
a
large
j MMrred city and see what iny suriound- the dally Inspection of cadet quarters. NT A V K It C «».. 1st and Taylor Sts., Portland Or. I
thought of your ancestors. ’ ’
9:00 a. m.
Louis,Chicago and
quantitv of bogus bill«, which are so clever- iugH are? 1 think in one of my former When a cadet la 111 he may report to
via
Fist.
“ Oh, yes, I do; I often rejoice that,
Huntington.
“
v*,r*
*
*
w,°"ld
‘^
^
r
s
I
gave
a
short
description
of
the
tbe
surgeon
at
sick
quarters
In
answer
within public recollection, none of never suspect them ot being spurious.
..
„ . . .
.
,
T h in g s of greet value are always selected Uty
I ekln, and perhaps a little gos- to sick call, which Is sounded on the
8:10 a. in.
them ever got hanged.”
A t'an tic
Walla Walla I«ewis-
for imitation, notably Hostetler' Stomach sip In regard to the people who inhabit bugle at 7:15 In the morning and 7
Express
ton,Spokane, Min­
9:00 p.m.
B itters, w hich has m an y im ita tors but no It may he acceptable. In tbe tin t place,
neapolis, St. Paul,
o’clock In the evening.
via
Duluth. Milwau­
eq u als fo r ilisoders lik e in d ige stio n , d y s ­
Huntington.
rich ‘Chinks’ wear costly silks,
kee, Chicago«!; East
pepsia. con stipation nervousness and gen ­ the
The bugle sounds the first call to reci­
KRAUSSE
&
PRINCE,
eral d e b ility . A lw a y s go to relia b le dru g- while
------- the poor ones are glad to wear tation at 8 o’clock, when the cadets are
8 7 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon.
gists w ho have the reputation o f g iv in g c o tto n
Numerically In this city the mustered In sections and marched In m
7:00a. m.
St. Paul
Salt Lake, Denver,
Thi» signature is on every box of the genuiac w hat y o u ask for.
Fast Mali
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
proportion of rich to poor Is about one prescribed order to the various recita­
6:00
p.
m.
Kansas
City,
8t.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine tsmsu
in a thousand, so you can see that cot­ tion rooms. All during the day these
Catalogue Furnished
via
Louis,Chicago and
Necreiitlcs Come First in Texas.
tho remedy that c u res a c o ld las erne d ay
Epokane
East.
Upon Application.
ton Is king so far as tbe poor are con­ sections or squads may be seen march­ All Kinds Carried in Stock.
On account of a scarcity of bricks
cerned,
and
I
am
told
that,
although
ing
through
tbe
extensive
grounds
of
Too Much Criticism.
in a Texas town the congregation of
i the soil Is very productive, there Is
Lacking in Melody.
“ I hear your husband is ill, Mrs. tbe local church allowed their new hardly enough cotton raised to supply the academy to and from the various
72 H O U R S
buildings o f Instruction.
edifice
to
remain
unfinished
while
a
Jones— Van Pounder's latest music
Jones. ”
[
the
demand.
This
is
due,
In
great
P
O
R
T
L
A
N D TO C H IC A G O
When
the
faithful
bugler
sounds
gen­
saloon
was
being
erected.
is bald stud'.
“ Yes’um. ”
OREGON.
PO RTLAND .
measure, to the lack of toola In culti­ eral recall at 12:15 all cadets marching
Smith— W hy bald?
No
change
of cars.
“ Nothing serious or critical, I
vating It and poorer machinery for cur by sections return to main quarters,
S t. H e le n ’* S c h o o l f o r B irin *
Jones— Because it needs an "a ir
hope?”
O f f Ihm C o l d .
Lowest Kates, Quickest Time.
lug when harvested, as everything here where they ore allowed fifteen minutes restorer. ”
Thirty-third year, Comincdious build­
“ Critical?
I should say he were. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold In
ings. Modern equipment. Academ ic
Is done by hand.
to prepare for dinner. At dinner for­
and college preparatory courses. Spe­
•He ain’ t satisfied with nothin” he on«day. .N ocure, N o Pay. Price 2bconta
“ The Chinese are tbe most Industri­ mation the drills for the afternoon are
cial courses in music and art. Illu s­
TO C U R E A C O LD IN O N E D A T
a in 't.”
trated catalogue.
A Straight Tip.
Take
L
axative
Bromo
Q
uinine
Tablets.
A
ll
ous people I ever saw, especially the published, with any other orders re­
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
Sruggists refund the money tf it falls to cure.
FROM PO R TLA N D .
MISS ELEANOR TE1BETTS, Principal.
women.
These
latter
are
never
Idle.
Gentleman
(ciireHHing
a
pretty
lit­
quiring
tbe
attention
of
the
battalion.
B.
W.
Grove's
aisnature
U
on
each
box.
25c.
His Imprcnion.
tle g irl)— You little beauty! You They ure great gossips, but do not neg- Finishing with these and the necessary
IKK) p.m.
A ll sailing dates
4:00 p. ul
“ Mandy, ” said Farmer Corntossel, «hall l>e my wife when you are grown * leet their work on that account, and It
Getting Back to Form.
HILL
subject to change
alignment, “ the middles” are marched
“ I guess it would l>e just as well not up. W ill you?
M IL IT A R Y
Is a common thing to see them chat- by companies Into the mees hall. There
" I s your nta well again, Eddie?”
For San Francisco—
to say so much about home cookin’
ACADEM Y,
“ No, I don't want to get married, ling in the narrow ulleyways between they are allowed forty minutes for din­
“ W ell, yes’m, but she a in ’t quite
Sail every 5 days.
when you are talkin’ up your summer but aunty there would like to .”
A
Private
their houses, hut alw-ays at work, ner, when, at the tap o f the bell, they up to her old form yet. Pa fought
board.”
a draw wid her last n igh t.”
School
I do not b eliev e Piso's Cure fur Con­ either turning their reels or stitching must rise and march out.
“ W h y not?”
At precisely 0:55 “ tattoo” rings out
" ’Cause some of these fellers act, sumption has an equal fur coughs and shoe soles, which And a ready sale, for
Daily
Columbia River
4:00 p. m.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­
cold»,—Jons F. H o y k s , Trinity borings, a Chinaman who went barefoot would clear and distinct over the campus and
Ex.Sunday
Steamers.
Rx. Sunday
to me, like that was what they wus 1 nd., Feb. 15. 1900.
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
8:00
t>. m.
be
uterly
disgraced.
Wby.
even
the
For
boarding
and
day
pupils.
tells
the
tired
"middy”
to
get
ready
for
children
during
the
teething
period.______
try-in’ to get away from .”
Saturday
To Astoria and Way
Opens September 18. Fine
beggars here wear shoes, although the bed. In fire minutes he la Just about
10:00 p. in.
Landings.
Eminence.
new building. The principal
rest of their apparel may be ever so crawling under the covers, and as soon
has
had
twenty-three
years'
C I T Q Permanently Curad. No flu or nerrouaaM:
After
the
Reconciliation.
“
She
mty-ried
a
poet,
didn’t
she?
I I IQ
after first ilay'miae of Dr. Kliaa'sOreat Nerve
experience in Portland. Cor­
scanty.
as the last resounding note of “ taps”
Restorer. Send for F R B K 9 ’¿ .00 trial bottle aud treat­ And is he successful?”
6:45 a.m
Willamette River.
respondence solicited. For
4:30 p. m.
Dooley— Say, llooley, gin me a
ise. Du. R. II. K l i ne , Ltd..931 ArchHt.. Philadelphia,Pa,
Ex.Sunday Oregon City, New- Ex.Sunday
catalogues address
•‘Another thing worthy of mention Is has become Inaudible the lights are
“ Oh, yes, remarkably so. Why,
punch on th ’ jaw opposite phwere
berg. Salem, Inde­
J . W . H I L L , M . Do,
pendence & Way
his name is a household word on two the fact that nothing is wasted In this turned out by a switch key In the o f­ yez kicked me.
Simple When You Know.
Landings.
land of the ’Chinks.' Crass and all fice and the future admiral dozes off In­
P. O. drawer 17, Portland, Or.
continents,
and
last
year
his
income
llo
o
le
y
—
Phat
for.
“ I was up in the m ill district today.
kinds of roots are pulled up, washed to slumberland, to dream o f the days
was nearly $300.
Dooley— I want yez to straighten
Frightfully noisy up there.”
and dried, and used for fuel. Scraps of to come and the glories of the navy.
7:00 a. m.
Willamette and Yam­ 3:80 p. ra.
out me face.
I
^
" T h a t ’s right. I ’ve got a friend
Tues.. Thur,
Mon., Wed.
hill Rivers.
_______________ _
Repartee.
paper and cloth are pasted together to
Mr. B’> Supposition.
and Sat.
and Fri.
who lives up there.
H e can’t hear
CH EAP TR A V E L IN DENM ARK.
make
the
Insoles
of
shoes,
and
bits
of
Oregon
City,
Day-
Hence
the
Term.
|
H
e—
How
do
you
feel
when
I
beat
‘ ‘ Since Spirtins lost his teeth he
himself talk in his house.”
ton,
A
Way
Land­
can’t speak distinctly nor eat proper wood ure glued together to build up P r ic e o f T ick et# Io G o ve rn e d b y the
ings.
Clarence— W hy do you say the y°u at whist?
" M y ! Boiler shop next door?”
either a post or a board. The woman
food,” remarked Mr. Bloomfield.
wedding was patriotic?
She— Not quite so bad as you feel
T im e Consum ed on Journ eys.
“ No, H e's deaf and dumb.”
spinners
and
straw
platers
earn
2
cents
“ I suppose he has begun to live on
Denmark was absolutely the pioneer
Algernon— W ell, the bride was red, when >'our fr,entl Jenkins beats you at
6:45 a. in.
4 :30 p. ra.
Willamette River.
Tue«., Thur
Mon., Wed.
gum drojts and speak gum Arabic,” a dny. This may seem small pay. hut In cheap railway fares. The fares were the groom wus white and ner father, l'olcer-
No Disappointment.
and Sat.
and Fri.
Portland to Corval­
not so when 1 tell you that I am In­ reduced all around, so that the longer who had all the bills to pay, was
added Mr. Pellefield.
lis A Way Land­
“ Isn 't your new house taking long­
formed that $5 a year will clothe a the distance the greater tbe reduction, blue.
T h e B e st P re sc rip tio n fo r M a la r ia
ings.
er to build than you expected?"
Chills and Fever is s bottle o f Grove’s Tssteless
Chinaman and his wife. Such a thing but At the same time the return ticket
YO UR HOME AND FENCE8 .
C h ill Tonic. I t Is sim ply iron and quinine In
” Oli, no, I ’ve only spent twice as
For low rates and other information w rite to
as underwear Is not known by them, system was abolished for Journeys Y O U K N O W W H A T Y O U A B E T A K I N G s tasteless form. No Cure,
“
~ 1 50c.
i
. N o Pay.
Price
much on it, so far, as I anticipated "
When vou take Grove’s Tasteless C hill Tonic,
No Man Can Conveniently Go Without Either neither Is a garment ever fitted, and n within Denmark.
A. L. CRAIG,
because the form ula is p lainly printed on every
Her Pride.
Utica dressmaker w-ould starve to
One o f the greatest boons to business bottle abowlnir that it is sim ply Iron and Qui­
of These Necessities.
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
B e w a r e o f O in tm en ts f o r C a ta rrh T h a t
death here. The only measures that men and holiday-makers Is the so-called nine In s tasteless form. N o Cure. N e Pay. 50c.
“ Sue had been married three times
C on ta in M e r e u r j,
You may as well talk about going ure taken are from the hip to the fortnightly ticket. For third class It
before she got her present husband,
As mercury w ill surely destroy the sense of
For Others.
without
eating
as
going
without
ground. Fashions never chauge. Take costs 22s 3d and for second class £1 15s
smell and com pletely derange the whole sys­
S O U T H AND E A S T
hadn’t she.”
tem when entering it through the mucous sur­ fences.
‘ ‘ It sounds funny to hear you talk­
I f you have a house and two or three yards of material, sew it Ud. Such a ticket entitles the holder to
“ Yes, and he is such a patriotic
faces. Much articles should never be used ex ­
---- V IA ----
ing that way. When we were at col­ man she calls him her
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi­ home you must have a fence around together, run a tape through the top.
glorious
travel all over Denmark for a term
cian*«, as the damage thev w ill do is ten fold to it.
lege you didn’t believe in eternal Fourth.”
H you have a farm you must and haul It together, and you have the
o f 14 days. He can go wherever he
the good you can possibly d erive from them.
punishment ut all. ”
H a irs Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. mark its boundaries by fences, and dress made.
cares to go and ns, many times over
Cheney A Co., Toledo. ()., contains no mercury, also shut in the stock with fences.
“ I know, but I didn’t have any
“ The ‘Chinks' are very economical, the same route as he mny wish within
Two-fold.
and in taken Internally, acting directly upon
A fence is in many ways as import­ nml I guess you will think that they
enemies then.”
the blood and mucous surfaces o f the system
the
time
paid
for—namely,
fourteen
Sniffs— There is more sin .in Chi­
In buying H a ll’s catarrh Cure he sure you get ant as a man’s house.
As a commun­ have need to be when I tell you that
the genuine. It is taken internally, ana made
the
days. A holiday-maker may visit every
cago than in any othei city on the
ln Toledo,
1
H o l t t ’ s S c h o o l.
In
Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Testi* ity grows the subject of fences assumes the unskilled laborers are only paid
pluee of luterest In Denmark during
monials free,
Trains leave Drain for Portland and way
more and more prominence
At Menlo Park, Ssn Mateo Comity, Cal., with face of the earth.
upon
an
average
of
7
cents
a
day.
Ma­
Sold
fo
ld by Dri
Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
stations at 12:34 p. in. and 1:23 a. in.
Its beautiful, surroundings, perfect clim ate,
Snuffs— I beg to differ.
The success of the “ Anchor” fence sons, car|>enters and stonemasons are that time and If he finds any pleasure careful
------
ly P
i l l s --------------
H
all's - Fam ily
PillYaro
the bert.
supervision, thorough instruction,
In traveling from town to town night
“ I defy you to name another with Leave Portland.............. 8:30 A. M. 8:30 P. m T
in the United States has been phe­
plete laboratories, sa d gymnasium, easily
the klug-pln« here In labor circles, re­ nnd day for the period he can do so. com
Drain..................... 3:40 P. M.
2:53 A. M
maintains its position In tne front ranks of more sin in it. ”
nomenal for the chief reason that it
Disproved.
A rrive Ashland
12:55 A. M. 12:35 P. M.
ceiving the munificent sum of 25 to 30 lie pays th« pi-le« o f $5.10, with a de­ schools for bovs on the Pacific Coast. Ira U.
ó:lü P M. 5:00 A. M
“ Cincinnati. ”
“
Sacramento....
combines
economy,
strength
and
H .o t, l‘o. in, Principal.
“ He can’t be a good business man.
cents n day. The work day here be­ posit of $1.37 for the ticket, on which
“
San Francisco
7:45 P M. 1:45 A, II.
beauty in a way that instantly ap­
Why, he is a college professor.M
A rrive Ogden................. 4:55 A. M. 7:00 A. M.
F r u it D r e s s in g s f o r S h o es.
gins at sunrise ntul lasts until dark,
photograph of the holder Is pasted,
The Joys of House Cleaning.
licáis
to
evcryliody.
In
the
Eastern
“ D en ver................ m :30 A. M.
9:15 P. M.
“ But he has married the daughter
The best dressing for black leather Is
hut notwithstanding all this the labor­ and at tlie expiratlou o f the 14 days
“ Kansas C ity......... 7:25 A .M .
7:25 A. M.
states , where it has been known lon­
Hubby— Ah, my dear, you see I
of a millionaire. ”
“ Chicago................. 7:42 A . M.
orange Juice. Take a slice or quarter
8:30 I*. M.
ers seem contented nnd happy.
lie
returns
the
ticket
and
gets
the
$1.37
ger, the factories making it are
of an orange and rub It thoroughly all have come home from the office an Arrive Lot Angeles........ 2 ou P. M. 8:05 A. M.
“ Bo much In regard to the people, and leposlt back.
El P aso ................. 6:00 1*. M.
pressed
to
full
capacity.
In
this
6:00 P. M.
hour
earlier
than
usual!
Pref:red Them at Rest.
“ Fort W orth........... 6:30 A. M. 6:30 A. M.
He can also buy n ticket for it mouth, over the shoe or boot and allow It to
state, where it is comparatively new, now perhaps a few words In regard to
W ife— Oh, you dear, good man ! I
" City of M exico.....11:30 A M. 11:30 A. M.
“ You want the pockets to run up its widespread adoption seems to Is- the officials of the city, particularly the which costs 50 per cent more, nud the dry. Then brush briskly with soft
Houston.............. 7:00 A. M.
7:00 a . M.
was just wondering who I could get
“ New Orleans......... 6:30 P. M.
6:30 P. M.
and down, I suppose, “ said the tailor. only a question of the agents getting policemen, may interest you. In the longer the time the greater the reduc­ brush until It shines like a looking-
to
take
up
these
carpets!
•*
W
ashington.........
6:42
A,
M.
6
:42 A . M.
* “ No, s ir," the irritable customer around and showing their wares to first place, a Chinese policeman Is a tion. While a fortnightly ticket costs glass. A most convenient dressing for
'• New Y ork...................... 12:10 P.M
. P. M.
12:10
replied. “ I prefer stationary pock­ the people.
wonderful creation; In fact, a cross Ite- 5.50, a twelve-month ticket costs $50. tan shoes Is the Inside of a banana skin.
A Man of Courage.
Pullman and Tou r.it cars on both trains.
ets. You may make the slits perpen­
There is ample reason for all the twet^it a circus clown and a football If the passenger had to pay for a This Is rubbed well and evenly all over
Chair cars Sacramento to Ogden end El Paso,
dicular, however.M
She—
I
didn't
suppose you had the and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
the
shoe,
and
removing
all
spots
and
talk going on about tho “ anchor” player. Ills breeches are always baggy twelve-mouth ticket ut the rnte o f $5.50
Orleans and Washington.
fence, as it is solving the great fence and heavily wadded; In fact, so clumsy per fortnight It would cost him $133.50. dirt ns well as giving a fine polish, nerve to kiss me.
Connecting at San Francisco with the several
H e— Oh, yes, I have got nerve Bteainsliiulines for Honolulu. Japan, China,
problem satisfactorily. It is not only that you wonder how In the world lie Thus the reduction Is over 150 per which last Is brought out by using a
Philippines,
Central and South America.
rtnnnnol cloth for wiping dry snd an­ enough to do anything.
well adapted to ornamental work, ever gets around in them. He also cent.
See agent at Drain station or address
For In fan t« an d Children.
other
clean
flannel
for
polishing.
A
hut it is the biggest kind of a blessing wears a coat which Is thick and clumsy
I f instead of paying for n fortnightly
O . H . M A R K H A M , G . P . A .,
to stock raisers and ranchmen gener­ nud comes well below the knee. Durk ticket u traveler went from Eshjerg slice of lemon Is also used as a tat S im m e r Resolutions
ally. It is made of heavy wire and blue Is the general color, which Is set to Copenhagen and back as often ns leather dressing. Patent leather must
P o r t la n d , O r e g o n ,
TAKE
the joints are held rivet-tight by the off with facings nnd hands of light lie could within 14 days aud bought or­ never be blncked or polished with any­ TH E
Bears the
patent "anchor” clamps.
It docs blue, red, green, maroon and brown, dinary tickets for each trip they would thing hut an oil. They are the hardest
Signature or
Bure relie f fiom liquor, opium and tobacco
not cost as much as tho old-fashioned but no yellow Is ever used, for that Is cost him over $30 aud this nmouni kind of shoes to keep In good order. It
habita. Sand for particulars to
fences,
yet
it
lasts
practically
forever.
Is
necessary
to
take
a
clean
sponge
and
the sacred roynl color, and no one but would he doubled In a fortnight If he
The Literal Mind.
M o v e d t o 440 W i llia m s
K
h
I
it
Institut«.
It is worth anyone’s while to write those of high rank are allowed to wettr
A v e . , V a s t S id e.
went sightseeing from one place to an­ clean them from all dirt before apply­
“ Tommy, how many wars has the to the manufacturers, The Portland
ing
the
oil.
It
may
then
be
rubbed
dry
It.
rollcemen
are
thicker
than
huck­
other. traveling all over Denmark In
United States Iteen engagedi n?”
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Anchor Fence Co., 742, Nicolai Street, leberries lit this city of I’ekitt, there
at once with a flannel or other soft
easy stages.
“ Five, sir.”
THE DALLES-PORTLAND ROUTE
Port laud, Oregon, for catalogue and tielng, It Is said, between 15,000 and
cloth
which
will
not
scratch
the
patent
H E N w r itin g ta ad ve rt le er,
' ‘ Enumerate th em ."
Season tickets can also be hud for
pictures explaining their wonderful 20.issi of them within the walled city.
m onti on t h i. paper.
finish —Commercial Tribune.
Journeys
between
two
towns.
Young
“ One, two, three, four, five.”
fence.
This walled city Is two miles square people under tbe age o f 18 travel for
We wish to announce that the fine
nnd has two grent gates In each wall half price.—London Express.
and newly equipped fast steamer,
Why a Play li Like a Cigar.
Aid for Aiplntioni!
base, about half a mile from the cor­
“ Bliley Gatzert” has been placed on
Henry J. Byron, one of the w it­
Old Gentleanm— So yon think my
ners, and a mile from each other. The
I ll U s a g e o f th e E yes.
the Portland-Dalles route as a strictly
tiest of English playwrights of a daughter loves you, sir, and you wish
streets nro broad and stretch straight
Most persons are right or left sighted.
excursion boat and to enable tourists
score of years ago, remarked on one to marry her?
occasion :
Dudelcigh— T h a t’s what I cal let! to from one to the other, making the We all use one eye—the right or left—in
and the people of Oregon and Washing­
space
Inside
Into
a
big
nine-block.
The
preference,
when
looking
through
a
" A play is like a cigar. I f it's see you about. Is there any insanity
ton to make the round trip by daylight
police
stations
are
scattered
all
along
glass or taking aim with a gun. I f we
good, everybody wants a box.
If it ’s in your family?
on the Columbia River, through the
had, all the pulling in the world
" N o sir; and there’s not going to the nine squares. The head of the do not perceive this ourselves, oculists
Crs-ade Mountains, on the following
police has charge of all the city gates, and opticians remark It. The Ignorance
won’t make it go.”
lie a n y ."
schedule:
they being nine In number. The po­ of most people on this subject Is Illus­
licemen never carry any arm«, not trated by their buying glasses at the
leaving Port and at 7 o'clock every
even a stick, but keep swords, spears, opticians without taking account of auj
morning (except Monday), reaching tbe
gnus and cutlnsses In racks at the sta­ difference between the eyes. Thua only
“ Cascade Locks” at 12 o’clock M., stop­
tion. nnd when a signal gun Is fired oue of the eyes Is helped, while the
10 *
ping at Hood River and White Salmon
make a rush for the station from other one, being less called Into exercise,
and arriving at Tbe Dalles at 3 P. M.
which the sound conies and grab the becomes less and less useful and loses
ALL DRUGGISTS.
Starting back at 4 P. M., arriving in
first weapon In sight. When on parade Its power, as a tool rusts when not In
cury is a danger- M
V X w
O
h X
Portland at 10 P. M. Meals the very
or when they have a review, which Is use. Yet both our eyes are needed to
taste ro o d . E a t them lik e candy. T h e y
out m e d ic in e
rem o v e any bad taste in the m outh, le a v ­
quite often. Is tbe only time they are see well. It becomes, therefore, highly
best that the market can afford and
even when administered in very smalt do*#*, and
in g the breath sw eet and perfum ed. It Is
few constitutions can stand it for any length of time.
armed, especially If they expect any Important to observe how the child
only 25c
Fare to The Driles one way,
a pleasure to tak e them, and th ey a re
Potash produces inflammation of the stomach
lik ed es p e cia lly b y children,
foreign devils to tie present.
The use« Its eyes In order to correct those
$1.50,
and
round
trip, $2.50.
Landing
and bowels, and a dangerous form of dyspepsia and
sw ee te n the stom ach b y clean sin g the
weapons are funny looking, particular­ attitudes which tend to Injury of the
m outh, th ro a t and food channel.
That
and office, foot of Alder St. Both
often chronic diarrhoea follow its use.
m eans, th ey stop u ndigested food fro m
ly ■ savage looking three-hooked apear, sight, as well as the health. In writing
Now, the doctors will tell you if you have
phones Main 351.
sou rin g in the stom ach, p reven t gas fo rm ­
Contagious Blood Toison you must take these mineral« for two years or longer; which makes a terrible. Jagged wound. children rarely fall to give the head
in g in the bow els, and k ill disease germ s
o f a r y kind th a t breed and feed In the en­
I f you desire to take a trip for pleas­
first, a course of Mercury, and when your teeth get so sensitive and sor* that you
“ Beetilea the 20.000 policemen within an Inclination by which the eyes are
tire system .
can't eat, and the gutns have a spongy, unnatural apiiearatu-e, you are told to stop the wall, I am Informed that i'ekln placed at unequal distances from the
ure, for grandeur, for everything that
are
p
u
rely
ve
g
e
ta
b
le
and
contain
no
m
er­
and a change to Potash is mads. When tbe stomach rebels you are put on Mercury maintains 144,000 more to regulate paper. They are also apt to Incline the
cu rial o r oth er m ineral poison. T h e y con­
eye or heart could wish, and that no
PURELY
again, and so on ad infinitum, or until the system becomes so thoroughly saturated
sist o f the latest discoveries in medicine,
head too far and acquire the habit of
other part of the world can furnish, go
and fo rm a com bination o f rem edies un­
with these poisonous drugs that the most disgusting sores break out on the body, matters In the outer city. All these
equaled to m ake the blood pure ar.d rich
the bones become diseased, and the muscles and joints are racked with the most nten are under the command of one bringing It too near, as when they try
for a ride on the “ Bailey Gatzert.”
and m ake clean skin and beau tifu l com ­
torturing pains. Mercury and Potash drive the eruption* anil blotches from the head officer. The officers and the men to accommodate themselves to a feeble
plexion.
Make up a party of your congenial
skin, but tne virus remains in the blood and the reappearance of the old symptoms furnish their own uniforms, hut the light. Not sufficient attention Is paid
tone the stom ach and bow els and stir up
friends and together pass the most en­
and the occasional sore mouth show that the poison is still art ivy, and you can state furnishes their arms, and each to these matters, especially when we
the laxy liv e r * T h e y do not m erely soften
the stools and cau?e th e ir discharge, but
joyable day of your lives.
never hope to completely eradicate it by thi* method of treatment.
gets a monthly allowance of rice lu consider the consequences of such ltab-
stren gth en the b ow els and put them into
S. S. S. Is the only
liv e ly , h ealth y condition, m a k in g th eir ac­
Very cordially yours,
its
In
mature
age.
A
large
proportion
addition
to
his
pay.
The
chief
gets
s
W h e n I w a s ab on t tw s n ty -e n s y e a rs o f a « * , o r
antidote for thD de­
tion natural.
o lg h to e n y e a rs a « o , I con tracted B lo o d P o is o n in a
structive virus, snd on good salary, hut those under him get of our defects originate In want of prop
n
e
v
e
r
g
rip
nor
grip
e.
T
h
e
y
a
ct
quietly,
pos­
b ad fo rm , an d am eattefled th a t tho ra p id p ro g re ss
it iv e ly and n ever cause a n y kind o f uncom ­
infallible remedy for little pay. depending mostly for what er care during childhood. We do wrong
MILD BUT
th o dleeaao w o o m a k in g w o u ld eoon h ave m ade mo a
fo rta b le feelin g. T a k e n r e g u la rly th ey m ake
this peculiar poison. It they can aqueeae out of the prisoners to such wonderful tools as our senses,
life - lo n g in v a lid ar endod m y life . A e m y eyetem
the
liv e r act r e g u la rly and n a tu ra lly as it
SURE
destroysaml eradicates whom they pull In.” —Utica Ureas.
cam e n n dar th a influense o f I . 8. 8 , th o aorae,
•hould. T h e y keep the se w e ra g e o f the body
when we do not give them the educa­
eplotchea an d plm plee g ra d u a lly d isa pp ea red an d eoon
every particle of the
p
ro
p
e rly m ovin g and keep the system clean.
50 Y E A R S '
tion they need It la aurprtsing that
no e v id e n c e o f th o dleeaeo w ea le ft. I em n o w th ir t y -
poison, end makes the
Increase the flo w o f m ilk In nu rsing m oth ­
E X P E R IE N C E
s w w t , «.« w s t s t s
parenta
who
are
so
particular
about
the
n in e yearn o ld , and haya soon no e ign e o f I t d u rin g
ers.
I
f
the
m
oth
er
eats
a
tab
let.
It
m
akes
WITH AM ATE U R ADM IRALS.
blood as healthy and
d o es a ll
ll you
th o p ast e ig h te e n years. I . 8. 8. does
u olalm
h er m ilk m ild ly p u r g a tiv e and has a mild
way their chlktren hokl their spoon or
pure as before the dis­
but certa in e ffe c t on the baby. In this w a y
‘ W I . K H E R S O N P e v a ly , K o .
fo r It.
K
an
tin e D attes o f Cattate at tha A n ­ fiwk pay so little attention to the waj
ease w as contracted.
th ey a re the on ly sa fe la x a tiv e fo r the
na polla N a v a l A cad em e.
n u rsin g Infant.
they use their e y e «.
S. S. S. is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known, and we offer $1,000
tak en p a tien tly, p ersisten tly , w ill cure a n y
for proof that it contains any mineral ingredient whatever. The general health
One of the best conducted naval
fo rm o f constipation, no m a tter how old or
improves as the Specific purges the svstrm of impurities, and as new, rich blond schools lu the world I* that at which
Some men imagine there is no at |
how o fte n oth er rem edies h ave failed . T h e y
CURE
begins to flow in the veins the unsightly sores snd other evidences of blood poisom the officers of the Uniteti States navy counting for tastes until they are called
a re absolutely gu aran teed to cure any case,
f
i
b
c
Q
)W
^
disappear ; strength returns snd you are forever rid of this loathsome disease.
o r purchase m oney w ill be c h eerfu lly re­
CONSTIPATION
D e s ig n s
upon to foot a dressmaker's bill.
funded.
Our Home Treatment Book on Contagion* Blood Poivin tells you all about the receive their training. It la thorough
C o e r s ig h t s « C .
In every department, and the young
cost 1<V\ ?5c. &V a box. Sam ples rent fr e e
symptoms, different stages, etc., ot this «mease. We will mail you a copy free.
An vo n « aenrftn« a Rltrtrh and defkrtptk'n may
f o r th e a skin g W e publish no testim on ials
When business is dull on the rail­
whether an
g a te k iy ascertain nor ••pinion
I f you need advice or special directions, write our phvsicians ; it will coat yon man who graduate* well up In his class
, ro b
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observance o f all the rules of disci­
time he Is lu the wrong and koows It. £ I A A
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Wisdom I* often nearer when we
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