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The Same Old Excuse. Eczema How it reddens the skin, itches, oozes, dries and scales! Some people call it tetter, milk crust or salt rheum. The .VI fieri nr from It Is sometimes In tense; local applications are resorted t o - they mitigate, but cannot cure. It proceeds from humors Inherited or ac quired and persists until these have been removed. Magistrate — Well, young man, what excuse have you for taking the picture when you were forbidden to do it? Young Man—Judge, I didn't know my camera was loaded. A Poor Subject. " I don't believe in hypnotism,” said Mr. Smart in the presence of Sir. Stunner, a veritable Svenguli in the positively removes them, has radically hypnotizing business, “ becausen of and permanently cured the worst cases, and ts without an equal for all cutaneous one iias ever been able to hpynotize eruptions. m e ." H ood ' s P il ls ars the best cathartic. Price Meeata “ W ell,” observed the professor, cuttingly, “ the exception only proves the rule. It is a scientific lact that At Carnival Tima. people who have no brains cannot be “ If you dislike her, why do you hypnotized." visit her,” was asked, after the maiden had expressed her opinion of P e a c e In th e P h i li p p in e « . the absent one. Peacci in th e P h ilip p in e s is b o u n d to “ Oh, all the parades pass her p r o v e p ro fita b le t o all c o n c e r n e d . W a r rin g c o n d it io n s , w h e th e r t h e y be in th e P h tlip - home,” was the satisfactory reply. H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla The C han g e o f U fe Is the most Important period In s wo man's existence. Owing to modern methods of living, not one woman in a thousand approaches this perfectly natural change without experiencing a train of very annoying and some times painful symptoms. Those dreadful hot flashes, sending Unnecessary Preliminaries. the blood surging to the heart until it “ I can’t understand all this prelim seems ready to burst, and the faint feeling that follows, sometimes with inary talk about that duel these chills, as if the heart were going to Frenchmen are going to fight,” said stop for good, are symptoms of a dan- the eminent pugilist. His entourage begged him to am plify his views. “ W ell, as 1 understand it, the event isn't to be pulled off under the auspices of any athletic club, and there is to be no gate money to divide.” êWA Laxative Bromo-Quioine Tablets the remedy If They Only Knew. Waggs— Boston women who ride Apprehension. cross-saddle fashion are being talked First Old Codger — No, I haven’t about all over the country. been at the club today. Daggs— Yes; I ’ll bet if the Puritans Second Old Codger — So they told had foreseen it they wouldn’t have me. I was afraid something might landed in Massachusetts. be wrong— thought you might be married. A W IR E Interesting FENCE Discovery as HIGH PRAISE. M IR A C L E . Important as the head to a Pin. Rev. Enoch Hill, o f Grand Junc tion, Iowa, Indorses Dr. Williams’ Fink Pills for Pale People. The fences in the United States cost 028,81)2, lbO. The average county has paid #2,000,000 for its fences—all paid by inhabitants—you From the Erie Headlight, Grand Junction, la. and yourn eighbor. No higher praise can be offered nor Did you know this before? Such an immense sum of money seems in better references given concerning credible, yet it is the correct amount. the virtues of Dr. W illiams’ Pink Also it is a fact that fences cost more Pills for Pale People than the many than all other farm improvements voluntary testimonials from minis combined I It is absolutely essential ters of the gospel which have come to the presetvatic n of your pro|icrty from all parts of the country. One and stock that you have good fences of these is from Rev. Enoch Hill, and keep them in good order. This pastor of the M. E church of Grand fence question is always pressing Junction, Iowa, who says; “ I am a firm believer in the effi itself upon you, and tbo stupendous aggregate cost of fences renders the cacy of Dr. W illiams’ Pink Pills for subject wortli tito most careful con Pale People, the remedy having been used in my family with highly grati sideration. Untold trouble has been experi fying results. For three or four years enced for many years and the gcuerul I was a sufferer from general debility. advance along the line of improve I seemed to la? lacking in vitality, ment has resulted in the widespread was tired out most of tho time and substitution of wire fencing for the 1 sleep gavo me no rest or refreshment. various forms of wood fenoes. But I was troubled with headache much with the new era of wire fences the old, of the time und my illness incapaci old fact that unything is only as tated me for energetic work in my strong as its weakest part has been pastorate. “ A sister-in-law living in Nebraska, time and again conspicuously demon strated. Wire fencing in all its var who had suffered very much and who ious applications to different pur had used Dr. W illiam ’s Pink Pills results, recommended poses is undoubtedly taking the lead with good in the construction of the world’s them to mo and I decided to try fences today. This is so because it is them. I had taken but two or three the most economical and most dur doses of the pills when I found that able, even in its earlier and cruder they were helping me, and further use of the remedy brought such relief forms. The great drawback to all iron that I am glad to offer this public fencing has been the dilliculty of se recommendation of Dr. W illiam 's curely fastening the joints (wiro to Pink Pills for Pale People in the wire) so that tliev will not slip. interest of suffering humanity. "M y wife was troubled much as I These joints have always slipped. They constitute tho one weak point. was and the pills also proved of great If they become loose the whole fence benefit in her case. I have recommended the pills to soon goes. That has been every one’s experience and is the base of all many whom I have met in my work and am always pleased to indorse the trouble with wire fencing. Recently a genius solved the prob medicine, the excellence of which lem by inventing a clamp which has been established within my own binds the wiro and bends and “ an observation.” Signed, KEV. ENOCH HILL. chors” a joint into |>erfect security. At all druggists or direct from Dr. The thing is so simple that people wonder why someone did not think of Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, it before. But the important point is N. Y ., on receipt of price,50 cents per that the clamp does its wonderful box; six boxes, #2.50. work unerringly, and from now on all Extent of Swedish Agriculture. wire fences can be made tenfold more Sweden cultivated only 1,350,000 durable. Of course the big parent company that secured the patent for acres of land in 1812. Now she has this wonderful "anchor clam p” is 12,600,000 acres under plow and grows having a phenomenal success. " A n 105,000,000 bushels of grain u year. chor” fences are multiplying like hot cukes everywhere, for the discovery of YO U K N O W W H A T YOl7 A R C T A K I N Q vou take Grove’« Tasteless ('hill Tonic, the “ anchor clam p” in wiro work is When because the formula is plainly printed on eye) comparable to the deed of tho man bottle «»»owing that it is simply Iron n ll who invented the head to the ordinary Din« In a ta«teles« form. No Cure. N> I pin of commerce, and an old-fash A Cheep Shave. ioned wire fence can ho converted There are places on tho Bowery in into an “ anchor” fence if you have some of the little "anchor clamps” New York where a man can get a and a puir of pinchers. The Portland shave for 3 cents. For 2 cents more Anchor Fence Company, which has he can have his face washed with bay its headquarters at 742 Nicolai street, rum. Portland, Or., controls tho sale of Poco, Premo, Korona, Graphic, Cy “ anchor" fences in tho Northwest, and they send very interesting clone, Vivo, Hawkeye, Al- Vista cameras pamphlets and pictures, telling all and Eastman kodaks in stock. Send about fences, free of cost, to anyone | for special catalog of any of them. Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., S.F. who tends them his address. Seeking His Fortune. The Retort Courteous. Mas. J e s s i e N o b l k garous, nervous trouble. Those hot flashes are just so many calls from nature for help. The nerves are cry ing out for assistance. The cry should lie heeded in time. Lydia E. Pink- hum's Vegetable Compound was pre pared to meet the needs of woman’s system at this trying period of her life. ft builds up the weakened nervous system, and enables a woman to pass that grand change triumphantly. “ I waa a very sick woman, caused by Change of Life. I suffered with hot flushes, and fainting spells. I was afraid to go on the street, my head and back troubled me so. I was entirely cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound.” — Mas. J knnik N oblk , 6010 KeyaerBt., Germantown, Pa. "N o, I have nothing for you ,” said the housekeeper, sternly. "A n d don’t you come here after dinner again.” “ Beg pardon, lady,” replied Hun gry Hawkes, "b u t I didn’t suppose you ’d have dinner over dis early in de day. You ain’t very stylish, are yer?’ _________________ The grounds around Grant’s tomb at Riverside are to be beautified. The trees will be planted, the steel em bankment terraced and asphalt walks laid. Loarn to take pictures. The “ A. B. C. of Photography” tells you how to do it. Tho best book on photography ever written. Your dealer can get it for you. Camera Craft, 330 Sutter street, Han Farncico, Cal. The Remedy. Stern Professor (to nervous stu dent in homeopathy)— On the prin ciple, then, of like cures like, wnat would you order iu a case of delirium tremens? "W ou ld n ’t some form of snukeroot fill the b ill? ” M o th e r s w ill fin d M rs. W i n s l o w ’s S o o t h in g S y r u p th e b est r e m e d y t o u se l o r th e ir c h ild r e n d u r in g th e t e e th in g p e rio d . In Smokiest Chicago. “ The bridegroom was late in com ing to the wedding, wasn’t he?” “ Yes; he had allowed only an hour for getting his hands thoroughly clean.” Cuckoo Eggs. W illie had been told that when a hen was heard cackling around it is a pretty sure sign she has laid an egg. One day he ran to his mother in an excited manner and exclaimed; “ Oh, mamma, I just heard the cuckoo in the clock make a noise. I'll go down and sec if she's laid an °R8- ” A Constitutional Affection. Sprays, washes, p o w d e r s , salves, medicated tobacco and cigarettes, however long and persistently used, do not cure Catarrh. They relieve temporarily the inflammation in the throat anil noae, and enable you to breathe more easily and freely, but the con tinual rush of impure blood to these parts keeps up the irritation and ultim ately produces ulceration of the glanda, when the breath becomes exceedingly offensive and the soft bones of the nose are frequently destroyed. The ratarThal inflammation extends over the entire surface of the mucous membrane, or inner skin ; the stomach kidneys and lungs are often involved ; the whole svstem soon becomes affected bv the rapid absorption of poisonous matter into the blood, and the disease that you had hoped to cure with simple local remedies, assumes a dangerous form. I had C a ta rr h a b o u t 10 ya a ra , and tria d d u r in g th a tirna e v e r y th in * I oould h ear of, b u t n o t h in * d id m a a n y *o o d . ▲ t la s t I cam a to tha o o n clu aion th a t C a ta rr h m uat ba a blood dlaaaaa, and dacidad to * lv a 0 . 8 . 0 . a t r ia l. I oould aaa a little im p ro v e m e n t from th a flret b o ttle , an d c o n tin u e d it th ree or four m o n th e , or u n til I w aa c u re d . H a v e n o t ta k e n a n y t h i n * for e ix ya a ra , and a a Just aa w a ll aa I av er w e e . M . M A T - S O N , L a p e e r, M ic h . I had C a ta rrh ao b ad w aa e n tir e ly d e a f in one e a r, a n d a ll th e in sid e o f m y noee an d p a r t o f tha bona o lo u * h e d off. T h e p h y s ic ia n s * a v a ma up aa in cu ra b le . I d e te rm in e d to tr y 8 . 8 . 8 ., and b e * a n to im p ro v e at on ce. I t «earned to * e t at tha ee e t o f tha d is e a s e , an d a fte r a few w e e k s ’ tr e a tm e n t I w aa e n tir e ly cu red , and fo r m ore th a n «e v e n yaara h a v e had no a i* n o f tha d ise a se M RS. JO SE P H I N E P G L H IL L . D u e W e s t , 8 . C . Catarrh is a constitutional disease — a blood disease which is frequently inherited, and only a blood medicine, auch as S. S. 8., can remove the hereditary taint, destrov the poisons that have been accumulating in the system for veara perhaps, and restore the blood to a healthy and pure condition. The inflamed membranes and diseased glands are healed by the rich, pure blood which is earned to them, and the offensive discharges from the noae, and the terrible headache and aeuralgic pain* cease. Chronic cases of the most desperate character and apparent ly bopeleaa, have been cured completely and permanently bv the use of S. ¿Ts. __ Write our p «j»n tans fully about your case sod thev will rheerfullv assist you «▼'their adnoe. Wc UlATgC nothing whatever for this service. Book free oa THE SW IFT SPECIFIC CO., A T L A N T A , AA. ÁVcgrtnbk Preparalionfor A s 1 INFAN I S / I H IL D K l.N Promotes Digcalion.Chevrful- ness and Hr si Contains nrJiher Opium Morphine nor Mineral N n o t . a r c o t i c J. A. F R E E M A N , Gen’ l Agt. Mitchell, Lewis & Stayer Co First and Taj lor Sta. P o r t l a n d , V Genuine Carter's o f C om m erce, PORTLAND, OREGON. FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR HEADACHE. D IH IN E tS . B IU O U S N ESS . TORPIB U V E S . CONSTI PA TIO S . SALLOW S K IS . T H E C OM PLEXION C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E . The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of sn er,* o u ¡ssktcwLFfTamn > Smd' "A D A M A N T " LA N D PLA STER P ortla n d. Ormgon. M ention this W alking Plow a, B an g P low a, N E W YORK V Ï iitv in lh s f ) U n si For Thirty Years «»|(| i m EXACT COPY OF W W APPC*. «. CUSTODII t u l e«*rr*ua cemmemv. mem * 6:45 a. m Ex.Sunday 6:45 a. m. Tues., Thur and Sat. Vrite for a Catalogue, stating what yo u want to buy. V THE ORIGINAL SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. Shasta Route. O IL E D Trains leave Drain for Portland and way stations at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. ni. bLACK OB Y E L L O W Leave P ortla n d .............. .. 8 :30 A. M. 8:30 P. M, ’ D rain.... ................ P. M 2:53 A . M Arrive A sh land............ . 12 .DO A. M. 12:35 P. M. *’ S acra m en to....... .. 5: 10 P. M. 5:00 A. M. " San Francisco. .. .. 7: 15 P. M. 8:45 A. M. Arrive O gd en ................. . 4: •vTA. M. 7:00 A. M. " D e n v e r ............. .. *» : A. M. 9:15 P. Mb 7 :0 !5 A. M. " Kansas Citv....... .. 7 :25 A. M. " Chicago............... ... 7 :42 A. M. 8:30 P. M. Arrive Los A ngeles.......... 2 :00 P. M. 8:05 À. M. 6:00 P. M. P. M. " Fort W orth......... .. 6: 30 A. M. 6:30 A. M. “ City of M exico.. ...11::::o A. M. 11:30 A. M. *• H ouston.............. . 7:00 A. M. 7 :u0 A. M. " New Orleans.......... O::io P. M. 6:30 P. M. •• W ashington....... .. 0: 42 A, M. 6:42 A. M. " New York............ .12::10 P. M. 12:10 P. M. CLOTHING WILL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE WILL 5 mowing r TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE» CATALOGUES FREE LL LIN E OF GARMENTS AND HAT3. T A P E W O R iv l S Inhuman Torture. “ A ta p e w o r m e ig h te e n f e d lo n g at least cam e on the scene after my taking two CA SC A R E T S . T his 1 am sure has cunsed iny bad health for the past three years. 1 am still taking Casoarets. the only cathartic worihy of □otic# by sensible people.” QEO. VV. B o w l E8, Halid, M as. F I T Q Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness ■ 1 1 9 after first day’* u*eof Dr Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. 8end for F R E R S ’2 . 0 0 trial bottle and treat- is«. Da. R. H K linb , Ltd..V3I Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Pullm an and Tourist cars on both trains. Chair cars fc-acramento to Ogden and El Paso, and Tourist ears to i ’ hicago, St. Louis, N e « Orleans and W ashington. C on n ectin g at San Francisco w 'th theseveral steam ship lines for H onolulu, Japan, China, Philippines, Central and South Am erica. See agent at Drain station or address O . H . M A R K H A M , O . P . A ., P o r t la n d , O re g o n . ORTHERN PACIFIC R.R. Accommodations. (Y ellow ston e Park Line.) Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. l»o Good. Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Sterling Kem.riy (»apany, Hileags, M.nlrral, Nov York. SIS I0-T0-BAC S tat * or O hio , C itt o r T oledo , \ Sold I ,nd guaranteed by all drug THE McCORMlOK Roller Bearing Header Is the best in the w orld. It has no equal in STRENGTH, A D JU S T A B IL IT Y , AM O S IM P L IC IT Y . It has been tested in all harvest fields. In ease o f handling, steering, strength, and light ness o f draft, it is w ithout h peer. It run« light, in fact runs lighter with four horse« than any oth er header with six. Spotted. First Shirt Waist Man — There goes Mr. Sehermerhorn in a new shirt waist. Second Shirt Waist Man—That’s no new shirt waist. That’s one of his last year’s shirt waists; see how large the sleeves are? B O YLA N , G n n ’ l A g e n t, PORTLAM O. ORCCCM. Hotel Flavel Opens for season June 23, 1901. Col. J. F. Harvey, Manager An Unjust Epithet. Hungry Higgins — Wot do you think? A woman called me a ani mated scarecrow this mornin’. Weary Watkins— I’ve knowed you since the early ’80s but I never seen 1 no animation about vou vet. Tht only Dining-Car Route from Portland to the East. vista to S’ l! B K Tobacco Habit. (**• O n ly S afa M r d l r i n * f o r C h i l d r e n . I The tender little inside* o f ch ild ren are ru in ed by violent purges, pills or liq u id s . Cascar- ets are plea-ent,harm less, effective. Druggists, TOc, 25c, Me. The only route to the Yellowstone National Park. " le a v e . 1 Un. Depot, Foot 6th St. | Fast mail for Kalama, Kelso, Castle Rock. Win-! lock, Chehalis, Centra- lia, South Rend, Monte- sano, Aberdeen. Ojosta.l lOlympia, Tac< ma. Seat t le , V ictoria, Pt. Tow n send, E llensburgb, Ros- lyn. North Yakim a, Sprague, Cheney, Spo- •kane, Pullm an, (iar- Ifield, Farm ington, Mos- 11:00 a. m ,Cow* U nlontown, Gen esee, Rossland. B. C .; Trail, B. C .; NeUon, B. C .; Kalso, M issoula,1 Butte, A naconda. Hele na, St. Paul, M inneapo lis, Kansas City, Oma ha, C ouncil Bluffs, St.i Louis, C hicago, Wash ington. New York, Phil-! adelphia, Boston, and! all points East and Southeast. JO H N PO O LE, Portland, Oregon, :50 a. i Baggage checked through to destination of ticket. For sleeping-car reservations, tickets, maps and full inform ation , call on or write A. D. C H A R L T O N , l u t . Gfn. Piss. Ag’ it, Portland, Or. 9 5 5 M turlson 9 t., C o r. T h ird . 60 Y E A R S ’ EX P ER IEN C E TH E "M ON TEREY” OF OREGON. Most beautiful and perfectly equipped sum m er resort. Every con venience and com fort. Free bos from hotel to surf. Ha’ hing. fishing, dan cin g, bow ling. A splend d hotel with lovely surround in*«. Under new m anagem ent this year. For rat s and reservation» address P atents HOTEL FLAVEL, Flame I, Ora. TRADE W U w l l the beet berfaioe in O r J . L. M ITC H E LL. Roden end Knginee, S I A M m rgnm m B ld g .. P ari!and. Ora. Pumps and General ts be«t tim * to eure Catarrh, ns before baying. B ronchitis and Consum ption. C o —V R I G H T S AC. Foot o( Morrioon Stroot, Can five you Bugf1**- I’low«. WinJmiM* end Machinery. See a r r iv e . 8 DAYS to M inneapolis, Omaha, Kansas City and St. Paul. DAYS to M ilwaukee and Chicago. 41 a DAYS to W ashington, Philadelph ia, New York, Boston, and other Eastern points. R Keeley C ure Sure relief fiora liauor, opium and tobacco habit?. Send for particulars to M o v e d to 4 I O W i l l i a m « K n I it listitoti. A v e .. E a s t S id a . 4 30 p. m. Mon., Wed. and Fri. ----- V IA ----- T h e B est P rescrip tio n for M a la ria Chills and Fever la a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless 1 Chill T on ic. It is simply Iron and quinine in a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Pries 60c. ---------------------------------- | oath that he !§ the senior parter o f the firm o f F. J. C heney & Co., d oin g business in the C ity o f T oledo, C om ity and State aforesaid, and that «aid firm w ill pair the sum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every ease o f Catarrh that ca n n ot be cured by the use o f H a l l ’ s C a t a r r h C u r e . FRANK J. CHENEY 8worn to b efore m e ami subscribed in ray presence, this 6th day o f Decem ber, A . D. 1885. A. W. GLEASON, j«AL j Notary Public. H all’« Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the b lood and m ucous surfaces of the system. Send for testim onials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., T oledo, a 8old by druggists, 75c. Hall’s Family Pills ara the best. Willamette River. Portland to Corval lis A Way Land- Ings. SOUTH AND EAST WETa WEATHER WI5D0MI Alice— Did you notice that Mr. j Skynflint only put a nickel in the contribution box? Gladys— Yes, the Lord loves a | cheerful giver, so Skynflint is ^afraid to toss off a whole dollar. L ucas C o u n t y . F r a n k J. C h e n e y makes 4:30 p. m. E x.Sunday General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or. Everything. “ Did you hear about their preach ing sermons on Sunday trains?' “ Yes, but how would they go about it?” “ First collect all the passengers in the sleepers, of course.” Wiltameti« River. Oregon City, New- berg, Salem, Inde pendence & Way Landings. A. L. CR AIG , BENEt IA, CALIFORNIA. S top a th o B ou g h a n d W o r k * O f f th o B o ld . “ Miss Vinagaree, they don’t haze the freshies at Vassar college, do they?” “ ‘ Don’t they, though? They made me buy pound after pound of almond buttercups and stand and watch them while they ate th em ." To Astoria and Way Landings. -For low rates and other inform ation write t w orks , L axativo Hromo-Qulnlne Tablets cure a cold In one day. N o cu re, N o Pay. P rice 26 cents A Rerson for 4 00 p. m. Ex. Sunday Columbia River Steamers. 7:00 a. m. Willamette and Yam 3:30 p. m. Mon., Wed. lu e s ., Thur. hill Nlvert. and Sat. and Fri. Oregon City, Day- P aper . I ton, A Way Land ings. O o w a g la c G rain Orllla, M ounta in H a ck a . R o a d C a rta , H a y Praaaoa, F o o d C u ttora , S u m m e r F a llo w W o o d o r o , e t c ., o t c . THB far Simile Signature of Dnily Ex.Sunday 8:00 D. m. Saturday 10:00 p. in. K ill« Lice on Poultry. T o « paint the perches, tho fum es kill the lice. Hen* cannot feed lice and feed a can. Sold by dealers. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ j . B O W E N , C o a s t A g e n t , F r o n t a n d T a y l o r S t « ., P o r t la n d , O r e g o n . a g r ic u l t u r a l 4:00 p. m. For San Francisco — Sail every 5 days. TH E A D A M A N T C O ., PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO., St Paul, Minn. Gentlemen:—I am a breeder of first-class 811-Lace Wyandotte«. 1 won a can o f your PRUB8IAN LIQUID LICE KILLER a* a special premium a t the 8t. Paul Poultry 8how of 1900, and find it is all righ t. There are several here that want a reliable lice killer, and you a ta all right. WM M 8W AGGERT. W ayaata. Minn. J H M a LONE o f Adel. 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