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Th« Only Way. Catarrh la a constitutional disease. It originate» in a scrofulous condition ot the blood anil depends on that condition. It often causes beadacbe and dizziness, Impairs tbe taste, smell and bearing, af fects tbe vocal organs, disturbs tbe stomach. It Is alw ays radically and permanently cured by tbe blood-purifying, alterative and tonic action of H ood's Sarsaparilla This great medicine has wrought the most wonderful cures of all diseases depending on scrofula or the scrofulous habit. An Illinois attorney argued to the i court, one after another, a series of very weak points, none of which seemed to the court to have any.merit, until the court finally said: “ M r ----- , do you think there is anything in these points? ” “ W ell, judge, perhaps there isn’t much in any one of them alone, but I didn’t know but your honor would kind of bunch them.” King Henry's Debts. Duke Henry— My dear, why are all HOOD'S riLLS u < th. bu t caUarUe. of those royal carriages standing out in front of the palace? Queen W ilhelm ina— I wonder that In Thtir Dreams. “ Yes; I declined an offer of $5,000 you ask. They are standing there to the wretched collection • week to play the Iceum circu it,” prevent agency from stopping its dead wagon said the Vaudeville Soubrette. "H u h ! I never dream ’em that in front of the door. T h a t’s why. way, 1 always accept,” commented T h . N . w B le y «1«. the Seltzer W ater Comedian. Bicycle m an ufactu rers s la te th a t th e b i t t Z .W Z & iS ? Laxative Hromo-Qulnine Tablets curs a csld la ana day. No cure. No Pay. Price 26 cents By the Wrong Process. cycle fu r this y e a r w ill be p ra c tic a lly the sànie m inile as 1900, as im p r o v e m e n t seem s to be Im p ossib le. P re cise ly the sam e is tru e o f H o s te tte r ’s Stom ach H itters. It rep resen ts th e lim its o l sience, and it is im p o ssib le to m ak e a b etter m e d ic in e fo r the stom ach , live r, k id n eys and blood. T r y h fo r d y s p ep sia , Indigestion, co n stip a tio n , fla tu le n c y ,o r sour stom ach, and y o u w ill be convinced. N e v e r take a su bstitu te. The teacher was trying to explain to the little girl what faith is. "N ow , when your father plants his A Time lor Everything. flower seeds in the spring, how does he know they’ll come up?” “ I have made all the arrangements " ’Cause our neighbors has got for your divorce, ” said the lawyer. chickens, ma’am ,” said the little one. "S h a ll I secure it at once?” “ N o ,” repiled the 'sensational act Send 15 cents in stamps for a sam- ress,'after some reflection. “ N ot yet. ile of copy of Camera Craft and a M y press agent is on his vacation.” arge three color picture of“ Wawona. ” The liest photographic magazine pub lished. 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. i James J. Hill’s Early Days. SINKING SPELLS. James J. Hill, the railway magnate, ALARMING SYMPTOMS DESCRIBED was at one time a Mississippi river IN A SWORN STATEMENT. steambout “ runner,” and as such wua well known in the early development of Milwaukee. He was then account M r». W . T . C la rk , o f Borne, N . Y . T elle W h y She Is N o w ItecomincmdliiK s ed one of the best “ drummers” of bus 1 W s l l k n o w s U e iu e d y to iness for river boats. H e r F riends* ■raTx or O h io , citt or T oledo , i „ Indigestion and stomach trouble L ucas C ocntt . | **• F e a n k J. ( iie n e y makes oath that he Is tbe have many results that are not always senior parter ol the firm of F. J. C henky S i C o ., readily traced to their real cause. doing biislnria In tha City ty of Toledo, 1 County Sometimes the kidneys are apparently and l i ‘' !■ t ‘ » ------------- " - suu - J -L -------* ale t v oiuirnnm, aforesaid, and that tuat aaiu said ------------ llliu Arm will Wll pay the »um ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLA RB for eac_ affected but more often an irregulari and every case of Catarrh that can not b « cured i ty of the heart's action produces a far by tbe use of H all ’ s C atarkh C ur s . KRANK J. CHENEY more alarming symptom. The cause Sworn to before me and eubacrlbed In my pretence, tbla Slh day of December, A . D. IMe. ! is easily explained and is removed 1 when the stomach trouble is cured. rS S T l A. W. GLEASON, I 1 notary Pub He | A case in point is that of Mrs. W . T. B a ll’« Catarrh Core Is taken Internally and acta i Clark, of 318 West Thomas street, directly on the blood and mucona surface* ot Rome, N. Y . She says: atei the system. Send for testimonials, tree. F. J. CHENKY St CO.,'Toledo, O. “ To begin with, 1 had gastritis, Sold by druggists, 78c. which brought on sinking spells for Hall’s Family Pilis ara the beet Systematic Economy. “ The idea of your telling me I ’m extravagant!" protested Mr Chug- water, “ when I have suved up $500 in the last 10 years on one item alone, by a little self denial!” “ W hat item was that?” demanded Mrs. Chugwater. “ Cutting down my life insurance from $5,000 to $1,000.” T O CUBIC A C O L D I N O N B D A T Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tableta All Irurgista refund the money If It fails to curs. X. VV. G rove’s signature Ison each box. Mo. A Warning. "Y o u had better not go boating with sister," said Tom m y to his sis ter’s beau. "W h y not, Tom m y?" " ’Cause I heard her say she intend ed to throw you overboard soon.” H o lt !'» School. At M erto Park, Han Mateo County, Cal., with Its beautim l, surrounding«, perfect climate, careful Miuorv a on, thoiough Instruction, complete laboratories, ami gymnaaium, easily n a utaiiiM its position in the front ranks of Bcuools for bovs on the Pacific Coast. Ira Cl. Holtt, Ph. D., Principal. A PhilnlhropisL She (haughtily)— I happen to know that you have already proposed to two other girls this year. He— Yes, dear; but I assure you it was only out of compassion. SelLEvidtnb Teacher— Johnny, what do we breathef Johnny— Air. Teacher— Th at’s right. Now, Tom my, of whut is air composed? Tom m y— Breath. European Match Companies. " A n Austrian firm uses 10 tons of phosphorus a year and turns out 25,- 000,000,000,000 matches. Another match company, nn English one, uses 100,000 pounds of sulphur, 700,000 feet of choice white pine timber, and 150 tons of struwboard for its boxes in the same time. ------------------------------------ Big Estates Doubled. It is declared by W all street men that the estates of Commodore Van- derbilt and Jay Gould haveaboutdou- bled in tho hands of tho late owners, The Vanderbilt properties were worth $80,000,900 and tho Gould interests $70,000,000. tF R IC A N HORSES ARE HARDY. The D u fy of M others. I One of the very first things that strike WET. WORK: IS YOURS? Tfm trs & SR WILL KUPYOUDOT NOTHING LIS i W ill A Problem Solved T h a B ast P re sc rip tio n fo r M a la r ia Chills and Fever Is a bottle ot Grove’e T u teten Chttl Tonic. It la «imply Iron and quinine In a t u talee* form. No ( o r e . No l’ay. Prie# SOo. After Seeing the library. ON SALS »VCRTWHERE TAKE NO SU55TITUTM L00* FOR ASOVt TXVOF MASS CATALOGUES FREE SMOWIN« FULL LINE OF GARMENTS AND NATO A el TOWCB CO. BOSTON. MASS.+9 Springtim e Resolutions i A K K TUB Keetey C u re A CONGRESSMAN aad. the wanderer in tbe great expanses of What suffering frequently résulta tbe southern hemisphere Is tbe strength from a mother's Ignorance ; or more lud endurance of tbe horse. Though frequently from a mother’s neglect to :o look at they are tbe sorriest scrags i ever -et eyes on, yet they appear tu properly instruct her daughter ! Tradition says “ woman must snf- tie possessed of a power of gettlng over fer," and young women are so taught. lie ground that is little abort of inir- There is a little truth and a great deal tculoua and so astonishing In Its per- o f exaggeration in this. I f a you .g woman suffers severely she needs treat ilstence as to seem automatic. A very ment, and her mother should see that linking Instance came under my no tice only ■ few days after landing in ■he gets it. Many mothers hesitat» to take their Cape Town In 1863. 1 was sitting one daughters to a physician for examina Saturday afternoon on the stoop of tion : but no mother need hesitate to Park's Hotel, which occupied tbe cor- write freely about her daughter Oi aer of Addsrley and Strand streets, herself to Mr Mrs. Pinkham's Laboratory at Lynn, Mass., and secure from a when a dust-covered horseman stopped woman the most efficient advice with ind dismounted. His horse was taken to the stables and In tbe course o f con- out charge. rersatlon in tbe bar I learned that be k as a member of a legislative assembly for an up-country district. There was no railway communication with tbe In terior in those days and he had ridden In from bis home at Colesberg In less than six days, having started the pre vious Monday. Now Colesberg Is more than 500 miles from Cape Town and the country is very rough going, much o f It being sand and other parts very mountainous. No English-bred horse, fed according to English methods, could have accom plished such a tide as this, more espe cially when we consider the tempera ture of the Cape Colony. I went to Mrs. August Pfalzgraf, of South took at tbe animal on which tbe Journey Byron, Win., mother of the young lady had been performed and found It to be whose portrait we here publish, wrote a little roan schlmmel barely fourteen in January. 1899, saying her daughter had suffered for two years with irreg hands and apparently as fresh as paint ular menstruation — had headache all Another Tery remarkable ride that the time, and pain in her side, feet came under my notice w m performed ■welled, and was generally miserable. by a Boer who lived a few miles from She received an answer promptly with Oraytown, In Natal. His wife was advice, and under date of March. 1899, taken 111 and a particular medicine, not the mother writes again that Lydia E. to be obtained in Oraytown, was im Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cured her daughter of all pains and irregu- perative. So In the early hours of the night be started for Marltzburg, flfty- larity. Nothing?a the world equals Lydia & Hx® miles distant through an extreme- Pinkham'a great medicine for regu- ly billy country and was back on his lating womans peculiar monthly farm In sixteen hours. Tbe remark troubles. able thing In this ride was that this Boer weighed over seventeen stone. In my own experience many Instances Determination. of the wonderful staying powers of A f “ I t ’s the only toime on earth,’ ’said rican horses have occurred. To men Mr. Dolan, who was struggling with a tion one, in I860, I had been appointed balky horse, “ thut I wisht for an otty- honorable secretary of tbe first athletic •ports held in tbe Umbotl country of mobile. ” Natal. They were to be held In Gray- “ Would yez sell the horse?” “ No, sir. I ’d never give in like town on boxing day, which fell on a that. I ’d hitch the animal up in Monday. All preparationa, etc., were front of the machine, and then I ’d see concluded early In December, when I received an urgent request to go to the whether he’d go or n ot.’ Transvaal to look after a friend who Take pictures at night at you home was lying very 111 In his wagon with — print them at night— you can do it. no attendants but a couple of raw kaf Address Kirk, Geary it Co., 330 Sut firs. I rode as hard aa I could and ter St., San Francisco, for informa found him among the kopjes of the tion. Largest photo supply house in Drakensberg, between Lydenberg and Wakkerstrom, very bad with fever, the West. which he bad contracted somewhere In the low country to the northwest I For Cause. tended him for some days until he was Yeast— Do the robins come to pick clearly out of danger and then suddenly the bread crumbs from your lawn? remembered that I had to be In Gray- Crimsonbuck— They used to, but town on Monday morning. I was then they don’t any more. fitting on the wagon box drinking my “ How do you account for that?” morning coffee at 6 o'clock Saturday “ M y wife makes h er own bread.” morning. Oraytown was 220 miles •way. but 1 was at my post there at 10 a. m. and In addition took a second prize both In running and Jumping com petitions.—African Life. about an hour every morning. I was very weak and nervous and finally was compelled to take to my bed. My illness began in the spring of 1897, and continued for about four months. For about half this time I was con fined to my bed. I suffered greatly from the stomach trouble and ner vousness, but what alarmed me most was the sinking feeling at the heart. “ I had read al>out Dr. W illia m s’ Pink P ills for Pale Teoplo and when some of my friends recommended the pills very highly, I decided to give them a trial. I bought one box and by tho timo this was used up the sink ing spells had ceased. I felt better but continued taking the pills until I had used 12 boxes. I still keep the pills in the house for I believe that This signature» is on every box o f the genuino they are a splendid medicine. I L a x a t i v e B r o m o *Q m u in e Tablet. always recommend Dr. W illia m s’ tbs remedy that c u re s a colti l a o n e day Pink Pills to my friends who are ail ing for I know that they will do all Already Informed. that is claimed for them .” Disappointed admirer— Y o ’ kin tell Signed, MRS. W. T. C L A R K . Subscribed and sworn to before me Dinah dat ef she wants dat chump Sam Johnson she can hub him. See? this Utli day of April, 1900. Mutual friend— He done tole her Benj. S. Brown, Seal. Notary Public. dat hisself. No discovery of modern times has proved such a blessing to women as Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale Peo ple. A ctin g directly on the blood . THE ORIGINAL- and nerves, invigorating the body, regulatng the functions, they restore ^ the strength and health in the ex hausted patient when every effort of the physician proves unavailing. These pills are sold in boxes nt 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50. and may he had at all druggists, or direct O IL E D by mail from Dr. W illiam s Medicine C L O T H IN G - Co,. Schenectady, N. Y . D 4 .ACR OSYtLlOW Oeorgi -W hy do women talk so much? Fanny— So the men can’t. They think the lesser of the two evils the better. B e m a r k a b le E n d u ra n c e P o w e r lo T r a v e l. Po» Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. Gain. First Financier— i gave my boy $100,000 to op3rate with on the street the other day, and he made $2,000. Second Financier— Clear? “ Yes; that's what he had le ft.” Not a French Schoiar. “ Here, son, you’ve studied French; what’s this word on the eatin’ list?” " T h a t ’s ‘fillet’. ” "F illic ! Do they thin’ I want horse meat?” C | T Q Permanenltr - u. No nt* er norvonsaeu N l® after first’lav'x ti»*of Dr Kline's Great Nerve Restorer 8end lor FIC B 1C $*¿.00 trial bottle ami treat ise. Du.lt. 11 K l in e . I id .931 Anh>t., Philadelphia. Pa. Cured of Catarrh of Long Standing. A Conicientiou« Jury. Push end Pull YOU K N O W W H A T YO U A B E T A K IN G When vou take Grove’« Taetelee* C hill Tonic, Ex-Congressman A. T. Goodwyn. I Ex-Congressman A. T. Goodwyn, from Alabama writes the follow ing letter: The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio: * Gentlemen— " I have now used two bottles of Peruna, and am a well man today. I could feel the good effects of your medicine before I had used it a week, after suffering with catarrh for over a year.” Respectfully, A. T. Goodwyn. Catarrh in its various forms is rapidly becoming a national curse. An undoubted remedy has been dis covered by Dr. Hartman. This rem edy has been thoroughly 'tested dur ing the past 40 years. Prominent men have come to know of its virtues and are making public utterances on the subject. To save the country we must save the people. T o save the people we must protect them from disease. The disease that is at once the most prevalent and stubborn of cure is catarrh. Public men of all parties recognize in Peruna a national catarrh remedy of unequalled merit. I f you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. H art man, givin g a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president of the Hartman Sanitarum, Columbus, Ohio. Sure relief fiom liquor, opium and tobaccJ habit1. Send for particulars to The Critic's Way. Rheumatism is due to an excess of acid in the blood. When this escapes through the pores of the skin, as it often does, it produces some form of skin eruption— some itching disease like Eczema or Tetter — but when these little tubes or »went glands are suddenly closed by exposure to cold and sudden chilling of the body, then the poisons thrown off by J y the blood, finding no outlet, settle in membranes, muscles, tissues and nerves. These parts become greatly inflamed, feverish and hot ; dagger-like, maddening pains follow in quick succession, the muscles become extremely tender, the nerves break down and the sufferer is soon reduced to a state of helplessness and misery. This acid poison penetrates the joints and seems to dry out the natural oils, and the legs, arms and fingers become so stiff and sore that every movement is attended with excruciating pains. Liniments, plasters, electricity and baths, while their use may give temporary case, cannot be called cures, for the disease returns with every change of the weather. 8. S. is. cures Rheumatism by " T h ra a y e a r s a g o I h ad a s s v a r e a tta c k o f working a complete change in l a g rip p e , w h ic h le ft n * a lm o s t a p h y s ic a l the blood ; th e acids are neutral w ra c k . T o a d d to m y w re tc h e d c o n d itio n , a ized, the circulation purified and s e v e rs fo rm o f R h e u m a tism d e v e lo p e d . I the rich, healthy blood that is trie d a ll th e p h y sic ia n s in o u r c ity , b u t n o n s carried to the irritated, achin o f th em c o u ld d o m e a n y p e r m a n e n t good * I u s e d a l l th a rh eu m atlo c u re s I c o u ld h e a r of, id joints, M muscles and soothes sn 5 b u t re c e iv e d n o benefit. A f t e r b e g in n in g 8 . 8. heals them. S. S. S. cures Rheu- 8 . 1 w a s re lie v e d o f th e p a in s a n d h a v e g a in e d matism even when inherited or In flash a n d stre n g th a n d m y g e n e r a l h e a lth brought on by tbe excessive nse I s b e t t e r t h a n f o r y e a rs . I c o n s id e r 8 . 8 . 8 . of mercury. Opium, in some th e g r a n d e s t b lo o d m e d icin e in th e w o r ld , form, is the basis of nearly all a n d h e a r t ily recom m en d it to a n y on e se e k i n g r e l ie f fr o m the t o rtu re s o f R h e n m e tle m . so - railed R hen mat io C u re s , B . F . O B E O O R Y , U n io n , 8 . 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