Newberg graphic., June 21, 1901, Image 4

Engtgiag Candor.
Excess of Women in Norwsy.
Stern Parent— So you want to tnar-
In consequence of
emigration,
T h o y are vitia ted o r m o rb id flu id * cours­
: ry my daughter, eh? W ell, air, what
there is a greater preponderance of
to Hmlp 8 to k
ing the rein s and a ffectin g the tissue*.
] have you to live on?
women in Norway than in almost any
Th ey are com m on ly due to d e fe ctlre diges­
D o c to r , ft
Young Brokeligh— I f I succed in
other country in Europe.
The cen­
tion but are som etim es Inherited,
marrying her, I ’ll have you.
sus of 1891 showed that there was an
How gladly would men By to wo-
j How do they m anifest tb em selres T
excess of women over men of almost
's aid did they but understand a TOO KNOW WHAT TOC A H * TAKING
' In m any form s o f cutaneous eru ption,
70,000, while in 1876 this excess woman’s faelings. trials, sensibilities, W bea von taka Grove’* Tasteleas C hill T o ole,
Heirry James was ouce praising the
salt rheum or eczem a, p im p les and bolls,
, because tbe formula Is plainly printed on every
amounted to only 43,000.
and peculiar organic disturbances.
bottle ehowlng that it Is »im ply Iron and Qm-
work of a fellow-author. “ You are
and In weakness, languor, general d ebility.
No Reciprocity.
Those things are known only to nino In a tsetoleBS to rn . N o Cora, N e Fay. 60c.
very kind to blui,” said Some oue pres
How are they ex p elled ? B y
women,
and
the
aid
a
man
would
give
'That Mrs. Simpkins didn’t return eut, “ for he say* very uupleasant
The Limit
ia not at his command.
He Knew the Sex.
my c a ll.”
Buster— I am having awful luck.
things about your work.” ‘‘Ah,” said
To treat a case properly it ia neces­
Teacher—
What gender is the word
“
Well,
that’s
no
matter.”
which also builds up the system that has
sary to know all about it, and full
Mr. James, "but, then, both of us may I am now down to my last dollar.
“ No matter?
She lives in the 1 be wrong!”
suffered from them .
T IM E S C H E D U L E S
Dedbroke— Pshaw, that’s nothing! information, many times, cannot be money?
D cpabt
A S S Iv s
P o rt la n d . Or.
John nie— Fem in ine.
I t is the best m edicine fo r a ll humors. suburbs, and I spent 25 cents getting j
IVail till your are down to tha last given by a woman to her family phy­
Wbeu
a
popular
young
author
came
sician.
She
cannot
bring
herself
to
Teacher — Feminine?
How do
out there.”
dollar
of
your
last
friend.
Salt Lake, Denver,
Chicago
4:30 p. m.
to see William M. Evarts while be was
tell everything, and the physician ia you make that out?
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Portland
Contradictions.
Kansas Ciljr, »St.
Secretary of State, tu behalf of a con­
Special
P o s ta g e to Bo Kelt need to O n e C en t.
Johnnie— W ell, money talks.
9:ooa. m.
Louis,Chicago and
just Like Dick.
"W e ll,
T h e P re sid e n t w h o «u rced s in p e ttin g sulship for which be wus an applicant,
Digby,
I ’m surprised !
via
East.
T e s t e G o o d , D o G ood *
this m easu re through Uoiigretm. w ill hold Mr. Kvarts congratulated him on the
Easyman— Your brother Dick did
Huntington.
Y o u ’re getting gray I”
Don't sicken and ruin vour stomach with p ill
a h igh p la ce in the e.teen i o f the p eople, fame be had acquired, but hastened to me out of $10 last night.
"Y es, yes; I ’v got lots of gray hairs but no h ig h e r perhaps, than the esteem in
poison. Eat Cascarets like candy, harmless,
Atlantic
Salt Lake, Denver,
8:10 *. m.
Miss Wearie— That’s just like Dick.
agreeable to the stomach, do the work. Drug­
*nd precious few of them .”
Express
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
w hich e v e r y b o d y holds H o s te tle r's S to m ­ add: “ Although you have laurels on
gists, 10c, 25c, 50c._________________
9:00 p. m.
Kansas City, St.
ach H itters.
T h is m ed icin e gets ut the your brows, I suppose you can't browse H e ’s always doing some ridiculous
via Hunt­
Louis,Chicago and
sta rtin g p o in t o f the disease by a c tin g on on your laurels.”
thing.
ington
East.
The Truth Forced Home.
the stom a ch , h elp in g th at o rg a n in its
d u ty o f d ig e s tin g prod. I t cu res d y s p e p ­
The late Augustin Daly took the
“ I ’m afraid," shesighed, “ that I ’m
sia, in d ig e stio n , con stapation, stim u la tes uaiues of his plays from every conceiv­
Revised in Time.
Walla Walla I^wis- 7:00 a. m.
St. Paul
getting old. ”
the k id n ey s , and strengthen s th e nerves.
FaFt Mail
ton, 8pokaue, Min­
able source, and always had a string
“ Miss Strong,” he began, "w illy o u
This signature ia on every box of the genuine Be sure to try it.
“ W hy?” he asked.
6.00 p. m.
neapolis, 8t. Paul,
Duluth. Milwau­
of
them
for
plays
ami
characters.
In
v:e
be
mine?
That
is
to
say,
er—
”
"W
h
en
I
go
to
the
grocery
now,
Laxative Bromo-Quinioe tsmsu
Spokane
kee,
Chic&goJt East
She had knottd her fair brows in a
her "Kemlniacenees,” In Scribner’s
A Philanthropist.
the clerks don’t nearly break their
the remedy that emroa a e*M la oao daj
frown.
Magazine,
Mrs.
Gilbert
says:
"W
e
got
necks trying to beat one another in
She (h au tily)— I happen to know
‘ ‘ Er— that is, may I be yours?”
getting my orders. ”
72 H O U R S
Anxious to Serve.
that you have proposed o two other so that we were all on the lookout for
“ Yes,” she said, with a smile.
I hem. as we went through the streets,
P
O
R
T
L
A
N D T O C H IC A G O
Lawyer— It is reported that you girls this year.
He— Yes, dear, but I assure you it mid would often call out: "There’s a
have frequently expressed yourself as
No change of cars.
queer
name,
governor!"
He
found
Wild
Life
In
the
House.
was only out of compasión.
opposed to capital punishment.
some very funny ones for 'Jimmie'
Lowest Rates, Quickest Time.
‘ ‘ Have you ever had any trifling ad­
Ileacon Highsoul (drawn for jury
Open* for season June 23,1901.
Lewla and me. 'Dollars and Sense’ was ventures, Penelope?”
du ty)— I won’t have no scruples in
Col.
J.
F.
Hanrejr,
Manager
one of bis best titles, I think. I know
“ Yes. Once I stood on the arm of
that man's case. He cheated me on
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
when he was trying to And a name for a couch to fix a window curtain, and
FROM P O R TLAN D .
a hoss trade once.
For Infanta and Children.
that particular piece, he wrote a whole the couch shot across the room with
list
of
titles
to
us
once
at
breakfast,
m e.”
I f you wish to keep in touch with
A ll sailing dates
8:00 p.n
Mas. G. H. C h a p p e l l .
4:00 p. m.
and I said: ‘Oh, I like that one.’ Then
subject to change
new things in photography subscribe
Bears the
It wns spelled ’Dollars and Cents,’ and
at a constant disadvantage. Thla la
to Camera Craft, the best photographic
For San Francisco—
Hii Share.
It was Judge Daly who suggested the
why, for the past twenty-five years,
Sail every 5 days.
journal in the world.
330 Sutter Signature o f
the
“
W
hat
we
want
to
do,”
said
thousands
of
women
have
been
con­
change.
‘I.et
the
old
man
keep
bis
dol­
Street, San Francisco, Cal.
out
Mutt Economize.
fiding their troubles to us, and our
lars,' he said, ‘but the old woman has worried man, “ is to take money
advice has brought happiness and
of politics.”
“ I would like to sell you an auto­ the sense.’ ”
A Slave to Psihlon.
Columbia River
4 :00 p. m.
Sor- health to countless women in the U.S.
Daily
“ W e ll,” answered Senator
mobile. ”
Ex.Sunday
Steamers.
When Thomas Hart Benton, the noted ghum, “ I have done my best in that
Ex.Sunday
Mrs. Chappell, of Grant Park, 111.,
TH E "M O N TE R E Y ” OF OREGON.
Warden— W hat's the row over there
8:00 D. Ul.
" I ’d like to buy it, too, but I can’t. MlNsourlsn, wrote his famous work,
whose
portrait
we
publish,
advises
all
Most beautiful and perfectly equipped sum­
in the cell house?
To Astoria and Way
Saturday
My daughter bus just cabled me that “ Thirty Years In the United States Sen­ direction. I have taken four or five suffering women to use Lydia E. Pink- mer resort. Every convenience ana comfort. 10:00 p. iu.
Landings.
Guard— That embezzler says
he
she lias married the Duke l>c No ate,” which every oue praises nnd no thousand dollars out of it up to the ham's Vegetable Compound, aa It Free bus from hotel to surf. Bathing, fishing,
dancing,
howling.
A
splendid
hotel
with
won’t stay any longer if he can’t have
present
tim
e.”
cured her of inflammation of the ovaries lovely surroundings. Under new management
coyne. ”
one reads, his publishers, D. Appleton
Willamette River.
creases in his trousers and raglan
6:4á a.m
4:30 p. m.
and womb ; she, therefore, speaks from this year. For rates and reservations address
Lx.Sunday
Ex.Sunday
&
Co.,
wrote
to
him
asking
how
large
shoulders in his coat.
knowledge, and her experience ought
T h e B eet P r e s c r ip tio n fu r M n ta rta
To Prevent Talk.
Oregon
City,
New-
H O T E L F L A V E L * E la v a l, O r e .
IDs
to give others confidence. Address Mrs.
berg, Salem, Inde­
Chille and Fever Is a bottle o f Grove’s Tustcless a first edition should lie printed.
Towne— You forgot to tip the bar­ Pinkham's Laboratory, Lynn, Mass.
O r J . L m IT C H E L L ,
pendence <fc Way
P is o 's ('a r e fo r C o n su m p tion is an In fa l­ C h ill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine In reply was: "Sir: They can ascertain
I.andinga.
a
tasteless
form.
No
cu
re.
No
Pay.
Price
Hoc.
015 M a r q u a n t B ld g ., P a r i la n d , O r a
lib le nil'll Irm e fo r couglin and colils. — N.
from the lost census how many per­ ber just now, didn’t you?
W J a m i ' k i , Ocean d r o v e , N . J , Feb. 17,
Browne— Oh, no! I always tip him
3:30 p. m.
7:00 a. m.
Willamette and Yam­
sons
there
are
In
the
I'ulted
States
who
Longevity
of
Q
teen’s
Train-Beareu.
11M0.
hill Rivers.
Mon., Wed.
before lie begins work on me, and I
Tues., Thur,
and Sat.
aud Fri.
A ll the eight Indies who acted ns can read, sir.” And that was the only give him to understand that the tip
Oregon City, Day
Knew His Business.
train ls’itrers to the queen on her wed­ suggestion lie would ever condescend is intended for “ hush money.”
ton ,A Way Land­
ings.
Hostess— Dour me, the conversation ding day, 63 years ago, are still alive. to make. Benton was massive in body
is flagging.
What can we do to A ll save one are married. The Lady nnd muscular. No man in public life
Victoria Howard is the one exception. was his equal lu physical strength, en­
amuse our guests?
6:45 a
-----------
. Willamette
.......— ... ------
River.
4 30 n. m.
Tue*., Thur
Mon., Wed.
durance, and courage. In reference to
Host— I don’t know, unless we
and Sat.
Portland to Corval-
and Fri.
a
quarrel
In
the
Senate,
he
once
said:
lis A Way Laud-
leave the drawing room for a few min­ S tats op O hio , c it t or T oledo , ¡
I.ecAs C o unty .
(**•
I ings.
”
1
never
quarrel,
sir;
I
sometimes
fight,
utes and give them a chance to talk
F rank J. c iik n k v makes oath that ho Is the
The McCormick machines are the most M o d ­
senior parter ot the firm o f F. J. c h k . n e y A Co., sir; and when Benton lights, sir, there She Was Pale and Bloodless, But
about us.
e r n . They are the pride of ih e new century;
doing business in the City of Toledo, County is nlwnys a funeral sir.” Benton was
For low rates and other inform ation w rite t
highest in awards at the Paris exposition
and State aton-eiiid, and that said firm w ill pev
Now Has a Good Complexion.
the sum ol ONE H CNIlKKU nol.l.A KS for t ai'h sturdily devoted to the Union; he broke
Built best—work best—are best. W ith every
and every case of Catarrh that cannot bo cured
1
with many friends lu consequence. He
test they prove the best.
Her Ailments Gone.
by the use ul H a l l ’ s C a ta r r h C ure .
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
F R A N K J. C H EN EY
bore the cognomen “ Old Bullion,” be­
From
the
Pioneer
Press,
St.
Paul,
Minn.
ne
Sworn to before me nnd subscribed itt my
presence, tbiebth day of December, A . D. lsst). cause of ills support of bimetallism.
From Florence, Ravalli county,
1^ 7 1
A. W. GLEASON,
It Is said that once wbeu Muslu was
SOUTH AND EA ST
J U S T IS S U E D .
f
^ 1
Notary Public touring the United States at tbe bead Mont., comes a cheerful letter, the
writer of which is w illing to tell how
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure la taken Internally and arts
---- V IA ----
all got ghe ol)taine(l the rich glow
directly on the blood ami mucous surfaces ot of a .-oncert company, they
I f yon haven't a regular, healthy movement of the the system. Semi for tettlimonials, (roc.
caught
In
a
railroad
wreck
which
did
u
iat
thousands
of
women
are
envious
bowel* every day. you're alck.or will be. Keep your
F. J. C H EN EY A CO., Toledo, O.
bowel* open, and be well. Force, In the shape of
Sold by druggists, 76c.
not amount to much. \\ ben the Jolt ( 0 possess. Before she found the
Violent physio or pill poi*on. Is dangerous. The
H all's Family Pills ara the beet.
nmootbest, easiest, most perfect way or keeping the
came, Musln himself was eating a piece right rem(,,iy 8he was in that pale,
Send your name and P. O. address and we
ecwsl* clear and clean 1* to take
of pie with the aid of his pocket-knife, emaciated condition which doctors w ill m ail one or both, as desired, free o f all
No Change.
Naturally, the Jolt made the kulfe slip, ca]i anaemic, and which, if neglect- charge.
CANOV
Cali on the agent, or address for catalogues
“ There lias been quite a change in and Mustn was out—one of his precious 0d, inevitably means early death.
|
C A T H A R T IC
^
Trains leave Drain for Portland and way
Backbite, hasn't there?”
fingers was disabled. Nobody else was | Miss May Smith, whose address is
stations at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. in.
‘ ‘ ‘ How so?”
hurt, except the business mauager. who given in the first words of this ar-
Leave Portland............... 8:30 A . M~ 1:90 PTM.
“ He has taken to driving a motor was rather shaken up, but nevertheless ! tide, guys:
First and Taylor Sts.
OREGON
PORTLAND, OR. P O R T L A N D ,
4 Drain...................... 8:46 P. M. 2:53 A. M
m o o t m ass asawnnsD
cAr.”
A rrive Ashland.............. 12.6» A. M. 12:35 P. M.
when they reached the city Mustn or­
‘ About five years ago I became ill
*•
Sacram ento.......... 5:10 P. M. 5:u0 A. M.
" I can't sec that that’s any change. dered everytrody to bed, canceled their : without appnraut cause, and I grew
** San Francisco....... 7:45 P. M. 8:45 A. M.
H e will still continue to run down engagement, and did his own Injured worse until I was completely run
The perfection of Wail Plaster, 1* the only material A rrive Ogden. ............ 4:*& a 7 M. 7-no a VI
"
D en ver............... *:30A. M. 9:15 P. M.
his neighbors.”
w ith which repairing can be done neatly and to stay
memlx-r up In au Immense amount of down.
The least exertion would
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent.TesteGood notions.
" Kansas C itv.......... 7:25 A. M. 7:25 A.M .
Fever Sicken, Weakon. or Gripe. lOe.
fifOc Writ*
" __Chicago................. 7:42 A. M. 8:30 P. M.
bandages. The only person left about bring on a very severe pain in the pit
I f you have never used it send and get a trial
for free sample, and booklet on health. Address
Accuracy above everything else is was the poor business manager, who of my stomach.
•isHlae Mo—Sy Comp^j, iklcofo, Moalrool, Bow York. 90s
A t other times I
lot. It w ill pay you. For inform ation address A rrive Los Angeles......... 2:00 P. M. 8:05 A . M.
•* El Paso.................. 6:00 I». M. 6:00 P. M.
needed in photography.
Our new | had to do the work, Muslu himself se- would have a pain in my head, some-
" Fort Worth............ 6:30 a . M. 6:30 A. M.
THE ADAM AN T OOo 9
| balance scale weighs a grain as easy cured five hundred tlollnrs on the thing like neuralgia.
g ty * Agents wanted in every town.
" City of M exico.......11:30 A M. 11:30 A. M.
My kidneys
" Houston................ 7:00 A. M. 7:00 A. M.
Foot of 14th Street,
P a r ila n d , Ormi
as an ounce. Price $3.00.
A t deal­ strength of that cut thumb, and every were very weak and my limbs always
" New Orleans........... 6:90 1* M. 6:30 P. M.
ers, or Kirk, Geary A Co., 330 Sutter member of his c o m p H iiy got three hun­ felt tired. I was troubled with short­
•• Washington.......... 6:42 A, M. 6:42 A. M.
Wanted a Clear Understanding.
" New Y ork.............. 12:10 P. M. 12:10 P. M.
St., San Francisco.
dred dollars pretty g(s>d payment for ness of breath and I had a pale, blood­
" I am sorry, sir,” said the surgeon,
Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains.
a three days’ rest lu bed! And In the less appearance. There was a smoth­
Chair cars Sacramento to Ogden and El Paso,
Dissepointcd the Farmer.
but we shall have to perform an oper­
end they filled their engagements, too, ering sensation about my heart,
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
ation: ”
Orleans and Washington.
CASH BUYERS OF HIDES, PELTS AND TALLOW .
which would boat heavily, with fits ot
"T h a t city man that was visiting and ao got that money as well.
Connecting at San Francisco with the several
“ I know you’ro not sorry, doctor,” me is an overrated cuss,” remarked
palpitation.
For three years I was Consignments solicited.
Psy highest market price. PROMPT RETURNS. steamship lines for Honolulu, Japan, China,
■aid the man with the appendicitis. the farmer.
Illu m in a t e d M a n u s c r ip ts .
under the cArc of two doctors, neither
Philippines, Central and South America.
Dealers in Leather and Findings.
" Y o u are glad. And now wo under­
When uiau first discovered how tc of whom seemed to know the nature
See agent at Drain station or address
“ How so?”
Refer to Wells, Fargo A Co. Bank, Portland, Oregon.
stand each other, doctor, you can go
"O h, the papers nil said he was a convey Ills thoughts to others by writ of my trouble. They treated me for
O. H . M ARKH A M , G . P . A .,
ahead.”
great hand at watering stock, but I lug he must taavg felt the want of some dyspepsia, ulceration of the stomach,
P o rtla n d , O ro g o n .
O f H ea ve s, C ou gh
found ho couldn't work the pump live means of embellishing Ills work, and gastritus and neuralgia, but without
o r D is te m p e r w ith
TO CURB A C O LD IN O N I D A T
so the art of Illuminating was begun. good results.
minutes without lamcing his a rm ."
P R U S S I AT
A
........
N
HEAVE
............ P ............
OWDEI
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablet». A ll
DEALIRS, 6<>c; BY MAIL, 60c.
The earliest work known Is the Egyp
“ Two years ago, when I saw an ad­
(r u n l e t » refund Ihe money It It tails to car*,
CURED T H IR T Y -F O U R HORSES.
t VV. Grove's signature la on each box. (Ac.
r i T * Permanently ----- .
. ..
(Inn papyra, containing portion* of the vertisement in a St. Paul paper of P r u s s ia n R b m b d y C o ., St. Paul, M inn.
B I I O aa«r Sr«t itay'ii iipnnf I’r Klmn'mirrat Nnrvr
G s n t l b m b n :— I have been using the P ru ss ia n H b a v b P o w -
Raatonr Sen.l (nr F K ( K #'Z.OOtrial Imlllaalnt treat- ritual, or "Book o f the Dead.” which Is Dr. W illia m s’ Pink Pills for Pale Peo­
Took the Blow.
the p ast eight months, and in th a t tim e haveenred 1 1 horses
!•». 11a. H. It K l i s i . Ltd ,t«l Au hSI.. l'bilaar.|(ihla.Ps ornamented with many drawings and ple,
I bought a box and began o dbrs
f heaves, 14 o f distem per and 9 o f chronic cough. Y ou r Prussian
“ To think that an American ban­
They helped me so Remedies h ave gained a g rea t rep u tation in this section.
colored pictures. Excepting the above, taking them
A Former Conqueit.
K b k k f t B f h k c k k . N ew ark . N .Y .
ner should ever stand a blow without
no other manuscripts of antiquity were, much that I kept on with them
E . J . B O W E N , C oa st A g e n t , P o r t la n d , O reg on *
returning it .”
(Yellow stone Park U ne.)
H e— But why do you want mo to strictly sp««ukiug. Illuminated..
The until I had taken five boxes alto­
“ When did that happen?”
ask Binnleigh to the house?
and became
well and
Greek auil Unman manuscripts of the gether,’
“ To the weather bureau storm (lag
She— W h y do you wear your medal? first century that have been preserved strong again. I gained in flesh
Th* only Dining-Car Route from Portland
In the last cyclone.”
H e— It represents that victorious to the present day were only written. and they gave me a healthy color.
to the East.
campaign I went through beforo we The oldest Illuminated manuacripta. of I have great faith in Dr. W illia m s’
M o th ers w ill fin d Mrs. W in s lo w ’s S o o th ­ married.
Pink r ills for Pale People, and take
The
only
route
to
the Yellowstone National
which
there
are
two.
are
of
the
fourth
in g S y ru p the beet rem ed y to use to r th eir
She— So docs ho.
Park.
century, the Virgil o f the Vatican and them every spring and fall as a blood
e h lld re n d u r in g the teeth in g period.
medicine and for the general building
the
Dloscorldes
of
Vienna.
These
are
f l r o m th e C o s t * a n d
le a v e . I Un. Depot, Foot 6th St. | ah
Cosl Miners by the Million.
ornamented In the Byzantine style up of my system.
iVlM-Ao O f f t h . Oo/d.
“ I have recommended Pink Pills tc
Fast mail for Kalama,
L axative Bromo-Qulnlnc T ablet« cure a cold la with vignettes.
Over 2,000,000 miners are required on* day. No cure. No Pay. l ’ rivc Z5 cent*.
;Kelso, Castle Rock, Win-
The use of gold and silver letters la many people who are suffering much
'lock, Chehalis, Centra-
to produce the world's supply of coal.
,lia, South Bend, Monte-
supposed to have been derived from us 1 was, and they have all been bene­
Of this number, 63,660 are employed
Ah!
sano, Aberdeen. O.’osta,
Egypt. but there are no records to show fited. M y younger sister, whose skin
Olympia, Tacoma, Seat­
in Greut Britain and 401,220 are em­
He— Cissie, I'v e heard it said that
is
pale
and
transparent,
is
now
taking
t
le , Victoria, Pt. Town­
that this wss ao. The first meutloD
ployed in the United States.
send, Eliensburgh, Ros-
a kiss without a moustache is like an
W e have just issued an excellent little C at­
lyn. North
Yakima,
of the use of gold amt silver was ai them to restore her color.”
egg without salt. Is that so?
Signed.
M A Y S M IT H .
Sprague, Cheney, Spo­
From tha ' V od eve tl."
alogue
on
Fence
subjects.
Full
illustrations;
kane,
Pullman,'
Gar-
She— W ell, really, l don’t know. esrly as the seventh century. The old
A t all druggists or direct from
Held, Farmington. Mos-
“ W e ll,” asked the spiritualistic I can't tell, for, you see, I ’ve never— est manuscript known In this style 1« Dr. W illiam s Medicine Co., Sche­
all the newest Fence information.
A postal
11:00a.
m
Cow»
Uniontown,
Gen-
7:50 I
th# Codex Argentens of Ulfllns. 3tk) A.
' esee, Rossland, B. C.;
fortune teller's next door neighbor,
11c— Ah, now !
nectady, N. Y ., on rceeipt of price,!
card will bring it to you.
Trail, B. C.; Nelson, B.
D.
Through
the
middle
ages,
when
lit­
"h o w ’s business?”
She— Never eaten an egg without
50 cents per b ox; six boxes $2.50.
C .; Kalso,
Missoula,
erature waa only produced In the form
Butte, Anaconda. H ele­
"O h, medium.”
salt.
na, St. Paul, Minneapo­
o f manuacripta, thla art was o f th»
A A A
lis, Kansas City, Oma­
Lopped It Off.
greatest Importance, and waa highly
W h a t are Hum ors?
Th* Proper Term.
“ W by do you speak of him as a fin­
ished artist?”
“ Because he told me he was utterly
discouraged and was going to quit the
profession. I f that doesn't show that
he's finished, I don't know what
does.”
Why a Woman
G O O D
Short Storfe$ j
^O regon
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W hat Does It Cost?
Blood Poison
THE M O S T DESTRUCTIVE OF
ALL HUMAN DISEASES.
developed. In the different epochs ot
that period tt was market! by great
diversities of atyle. and appears tc
hare received no less attention than
any of the fine arts. But when print
log superseded written Isniks. Illumln
atlng languished and finally became
extinct. Thts beautiful art haa again
been brought Into notice, and much
has been produced that might compare
with that of the medieval period. Art
Amateur.
The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle­
snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of
Contagious Blood Poison, which pollutes and vitiate* c
the blood, destroy* the tissue* and bones and eats like '
a canker sore into the flesh.
M o n g o l Id e a o f th e A rk .
This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little aore or blister ; soon
There haa beeu discovered In China
the gland* begin to swell, pimples break out on the bodv, the mouth anti throat a curious picture, evidently of great
become aore, making it painful to eat or swallow ; dreadful ulcers appear on tlie
tongue, copper colored splotches and other characteristic signs of Hlootl Poison antiquity, which Is aupixised to repre
come as the disease progresses, and the destructive virus takes deeper hold upon the sent Noah's ark resting on the top of
A* la well known, the
system. The medical men are as sorely perplexed over the character of this blood Mount Ararat
taon as ever ; they tell you to take mercury and potash alternately for three years, religious literature of almost every na
t the stomach of no human being can stand this treatment long ; besides, they do tlon and race contains an account of a
not core the disease permanently, aa thousands who have tried it know.
deluge, but a Chinese manuscript re­
S. S. S. is the only
W K L L I N O T O n , K A S ., K ept.. 1000.
cently unearthed follow* very closely
guarantee«!
purely
vege­
X con traeteti B lood P o is o n tw o y o a ra neo th is fa ll,
the story a a recorded In the Bible. It
table
blood
puntier,
and
and w a s pareuaded to t r y a m edicin a w id e ly a d v e r ­
tised b y a rem ed y com pan y tm C h icago. I w a s re- the only antidote for I* particularly Interesting In that the
t t l r t d to p a y a la r g o am ou n t In ndvnneo, and can this particular viru s: rvsif of th* Chlnest ark ls of the gable
t r u th fu lly a a y th a t I w a s « o r s a w h an th * trea tm e n t it purifies the blood and variety asam-lated with the Noah's arks
w a s le ft o ff th a n w han I bagan. Boddiah p im p le* butlds up the constitu­
which prove auch enterprising toy»
w o u ld b ro ok o u t nnd flu w it h y e llo w is h m a tta r ; oop -
p sr-co lo ra d aplotohea o f a ll alssa w o u ld uppoar on m y tion. The appetite im­ for youngsters. The Chinese picture,
bod y ; m y th ro a t w a s ao l o t e I oould soo rc a ly s w a llo w , proves almost from the however shows a double storied vessel,
nnd m y m ou th und to n g a s w e r e aoldom freo from first dose, the sores soon
a le o re ; to n s ils w o ro s w o lle n , nnd m y h a ir w ns com ­ show signs of healing, sod. so far from there lielng only one
in g o n t ra p id ly . T h is w a s m y o o n d ltio n w h en L began and the unsightly, dirty window In the roof, there are windows
y o u r S. B. S. I h ave used tw e n t y -tw o b ottlos, nnd splotches and eruption* In every possible space. It would lie
am fo o lin g splen did.
B e e r y aero on m y body has grow paler and
paler, Interchtlng If some Chinese scholar or
h eeled, nnd m y ap p etito good.
L A U M A R T IN
1 and finally disappear
antiquarian could discover the exact
R S. R. is not a new medicine ; for nearly jo rears it has been known and used
lor this dreadful disease. It has brought new life and hope to thousamU all over date of the drawing.
t in land ; it will cur* you a* it has others. Send for our free book on home
A man o f few words ami many deeds
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i few wccdA
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Towne— Has he sent you a check
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Browne— Yes, but it isn’t for th«
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Towne— Your w ritin g’s bad. May­
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"O h , doctor,” she cried, “ I could
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Sorrow*
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IP IT SCABS
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“ W e are what we feed on ,” quoted
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" I am already a believer,” Mrs.
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sist on having lobster for supper
always. ”
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