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Newspaper Page Text\ Women Muet VI tilt« Anticipated Trouble. "M am m a," »aid live year old W il lie, "1 »i»h you would not leave me alone with the lathy when you go out thia afternoon." "W h y not, W illie?" queried hi« mother. "Heeauao I ’m afraid I'll have to eat all the cakea and jam in thecloaet just to jdease her. " S lo o p . 4«r o W N c r v o M If yon are dangerously sick what is the fir s t iluty ut your physician? Ha quirts llie nervous system, ha daadana the pain, and you aleep well. You ought to know that whan you ceased to tw regular in your course», grow Irritable without causa, ami pass alaeplaaa nights, there is aerlout Arduous Task. One Indian Tritw Increasing. The Penobscot trilw of Indians, which numbered 240 in 1800, is now about 400 strong. Maine appro priate's annually $8,000 for their benefit. " I never could make out why ftilks is all the time worryin’ deyse’f wid what dey calls do ’ race problem,’ " said the old colored citizen. " I l>eon rotin’ hcah »cnee do days I been bo’n, en neither me ner my family his been lynched y it l" "S a y ," remarked the impatient passenger, who was traveling on busi ness in the South, “ is this the fastest train you have down here?” "Yes, suh,” replied the conductor, proudly, “ this is the Southwestern limited, suh." "W ell, your company ought to raise the limit, that’s a ll." M«r S«cr«t Ona Strong Reason. Lesson L Mas. llAaTt.Br. trouble some w h e r e , a n d uervoua pro» tratiou is sure to f o llo w . Y o u o u g h t t o k n o w t h a t in d ig e s t io n , e x h a u s t i o n , w o m b d ls p la e e m e n ta . fa in t in g , d iz z in e s s , h ead ach e, a n d b a c k a c h o »e n d th e n e r v e s wild w i t h a f f r i g h t , a n d y o u e a n n o t sle ep . Mrs. H a r t l e y , o f 931 W . C o n g r e s s R t., C h ic a g o , 111., w h o s e p o r t r a i t w a p u b lis h , s u ffe r e d a ll th e s e agonies, an d w a s e n t i r e l y c u r e d b y L y d i a K. P in k - h a m > V e g e t a b l e C o m p o u n d ; h e r case s h o u ld b e a w a r n i n g t o o t h e r s , an d h e r c u r e c a r r y c o n v ic t io n t o th e m in d s o f e v e r y s u ff e r i n g w o m a n o f t h e u n f a i l i n g e f fic ie n c y o f L y d i a U. P in k h a m a Veg c t a b le C> u ipottn d. M illio n « fo r ((• • • b a ll. A m illio n o f dollars are «j»eu t e v e ry y ea r U| k » ii llie g a m e o t h u «eb *ll, out large as this sum is. it « a iiu ot begin to eo u a l < he a m o u n t sp ent by people in si-arrh o flie a lth T h rr e i** a Mire method o f o b ta in in g strength, am i it is not a co stly on e W e u rge those w h o hate *«p**iit m uch a m i lost h ope to try llo s t e t t e r 's S tom ach H itte r«. It stren gth - ens t o e stom ach , m akes d ig e stio n easy and natural, anti cu re«d ys*tiej»»ia , co n stip a tio n , biliou sness am i w eak kid n eys. Sacred Lily'* A lu m . Deception has even reached the dis ciple» of Flora There has lately been iutrdueod into tlie market a bulb ealled " t he sacred lily of the Nile. The name is sufficiently eatehy to capture lovers of flowers. A gentle man added one of the new tluwrra to his conservatory. Time pu»»od and up came the plant, hut when the Cause for Rcjoking. “ flow pretty ami olevor you are, »acred " lily of the N ile" iip|>carcd he found only an old. hut still agreeable mamma.“ exclaitmd little Kdith. “ I>€ you really think no ,my dear,” friend in the homely narcissus.. replied her mother. If you use the K. G. toning solu “ l'otin*e I do," teplied Kdith, “ and tion you will never l>e troubled with I'm awful glad you married into our faded prints. 8 ot. bottle, .'hi cents. family.“ At all phut«>gra|>hio supply dealers, or Kirk, Geary A Co., 330 Sutter St, 8 F. A VETERAN Tells of a Thrilling Experience in the Civil W ar and How a Newspaper Article Saved His Life. From the Beacon, Isonardttoum, Jfd. Many veterans of the rebellion can recall incidents as thriling as the cav alry charge in which the narrator of the following experience nearly lost his life. and. unfortunately, many of the old »old ¡era have dieabilities that are unp!ca»ant reminder» of their day» in the army. To all auch this story- will have a ¡-eculiar interest and may show the way to restore health, strength and energy. Mr. William If Whiting, of Mt. Holly, Va., says: **."hen the Civil war began f was li* ing if. Buffalo and there I joined Co. F, of the Tenth New York Caval ry. In 1863, while serving with my company, I received a sabre cut that cauxed paralysis. For right months I was obliged to lie in the hospital at Washington, I). C. I afterwards tried many doctors, but the paralysis remained as had as ever. I suffer««! from chills and my general health was not good. "Th is continued until about eight years ago when I read in a newspa|s r of the cures effected by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. I began takqig the pills and soon found they were doing me good. In six months' time I was completely cured. The paralysis has not returned and I never have the chills now. My general health is also lietter than when I be gan taking Pink Pills for Pale People. I alwav keep them with me and, in the eight years that have passed since I first took them, 1 have never had occassion to call on a doctor. “ I have recommended Dr. W il liams' Pink Pills to many people, and good results have always followed their use." Signed, W IL L IA M H. W H IT IN G . Subscribed and sworn to ls-fore mo this 14th day of January, 1ÍMG. John L. Ib-ale. Heal Notary Public. Dr. Williama’ Pink Pills for Pale People are sold by all dealers, or will be sent postpaid on receipt of price, 60 cents a l>ox, or six lioxea for $2 60 (they are ncv«-r sold by the hulk or by the hundred) by ad«lressing Dr. W il liams Medicine Company, Schen ectady, N. Y. Cheering. "Y ou are sure you can support my «laughter in the style to which she has l>een accustomed?" asked thei heavy father. "8ure, M ike," answered our hero, with the assurance of youth. "W e ll I'm glad of it. It's more than I can afford to any longer." Rev. Dr. Gollie— Rut how did you manage to interest so many in your charitable work? Mrs, Lureing— Well, doctor, I find that a card with “ Dancing" on the lower left hand corner, seems almost us attractive aa the promise of future bliss. ” They hadn't Mad« Up. "W e ll,’ ’ said lie, anxious to |iatch up their quarrel of yesterday, "aren't you curious to know »list's in the package?" "N o t very," his wife, still unrelent ing, replied, diffidently. " It 's something for the one I love l«e»t in all the world." "A h , I suppose it's those suspenders you said you needed." Johany'* Modesty. l’aj>a— Who is the smartest boy in your class at school? Johnny— Well, W illie Jones says he is. Papa— Rut who do you aay is? Johnny— I'd rather not say. You see I ’m not as conceited as W illie Jones is. • toe IlK W A R It t io s . T b « readers ot ihm i»aj>er _ w ill pt«iuw4 to one dreade«! dowa«* *e*ru that Ib er« 14 « t i !ea«t e« ihat ba« been a h i« to fu r * in all tia •ta«**. and I b t l laoa.arrh H a ll» » «tarth f u n »« f ha • •■ * pofl ▼« cure known to th « m edna fraternity. » atarrh »win* a rouatItutlonal tlia- «•■*♦•. ? |ulr*a • constitutional treatment fla il a « atarrh Cur* la taken Interualljr, a ilng iitrw«*iijr it|*oit the Mood and mui’o iti *tn a. ?* of the system. thereby destroying the found«- thin o f tha d w ite , and liv in g the patient Strength by building up tha n in itM o ro u and a-a « i i r g nature In doing it* work. Tha pro prtelor* hare *o much faith In It« curative power«, that they offer O n « Hundred Dollar* lor any case that It laila to cu r«, hand for lt*t o l tratlmoulaU. Address K. J L < < > Solti by ilr iits ««u , 7V . 11«.T* KamÌT. f i l l . a«* tb. h «l F R E E TO F A R M E R S » » H J B H 5 “ and union Our 1901 Vehicle Book Our 1901 Implement Catalogue Heud year uauu and P. O. addrnas and we w ill mall o n « or both, aa »1 eel red, f r « « o f all t harg«. lion. Judson \V I,you*. Register of tha Treaauty. April 83d, 18W. IV ru na Drug M 'fg Co., Columbus, O. : Gentlemen— I I'm.I Pe-ru-na to lie •tn excellent remedy fur the catarrhal affections of spring and summer, and those who suffer from ih-preasion from the heat of the summer will find no remedy the equal of Pe-ru-na. Judson W. Lyons. No man is b< it«-r known m the tlnuncial worhl tlmn Juilson W. Lyons. His name on every piece of money of recent date, makes bis sig nature one of the most familiar ones in tlic United States. lion. Lyons' address in Auug»ta, Ga. Ifu is u member of the National Republican Committee, and is a prominent ami influential politician. Hon. Jtidmui W. Lyons recom mends Peruna for spring catarrh. If von do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at oneii to Dr. Hart- man, giving a full statement of your ea e and he will l«e pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis Aililress Dr. Hartman, picaulriit of tin- Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. R o b ltd Dim. “ You see that pr«>«|» ri>ii» looking man over them? Ife robbed me of the best chance of becoming rich I ever had." "H ow «lid It hajq>cut" " H e refused to let me marry Ills daughter. ’ ’ Mrs. Fiatbush— Mrs. Daulichina so artistic! Whenever she refers art it is with a big A. Fiatbush— Well, her husband different from her. He generally fers to art with a big D. rot; K SOW WHAT VOIT ARK t a h in o Mitchell, Lewis t Slaver Co., Pirat and Taylor Ita. PORTLAND, OR. We present abo*« a latMt an<| most bopular Traction Kugln« b u ilt W i* l e v e JuNt i rndved a full line of Attraili Fngliirg «tul Hoparator» of different «ivies am •l*r*. and Invite our frl«n<l* it, « all ami ln*|, *»n i" or w rit« ua for «1* • «rl|«t I vu oatalogut am circulara. A D V «NC R 1 II It K H I Kit €70., No. S IA P r u n i Al , P o r t la n d , O reg o n . Or cali upon our near*»! agent. The beat hope of compel Itlon la to make mat hinra *-Just a* | ihk I aa McCormick.*' A fiando Kxprriui t;©uii. m via Munt» Ing ton h i . n u i la - l Mall • gu I« in. Va Hpokaii* ttig P o u r . N o w I »Mr, I 1 1 1 1 « Pour. V n r t l r n l l.lfk. Com plet« Mt(K*k of W A L TE R A WOOD K X TK A4. K ltO M PO KTLAN D . « : « * p. a . For Han Frauclueo - Hall «v ery 6 day* C«iMwk4a Hi»*r tn a w iu 4 uop m Kt. Kuuday To Attoria ami Way Landtags. Call on th « agent or add reos A. M. HOY LAN, I’ortUmJ, Oregon, 7 J F ront Street, Cor. Oak Portland, Oregon. CASH BUY F.KH OF II I f*KW. PKLT8 AND TALLOW. LkmsIgnmsnU sollrlte«l. Pay hlgbmt market jirhe. PROMPT RETURNS. Dealers in leather and Fin ling«. Refsr to Wells, Fargo A *V llank, Porllainl, Oregon. The perfection ot W all fla tte r, la the only materia) with a hh h f 0 |iaifHtg can be done neatly am! to atay. Agenta wanted In every town. H O U R 9 A il »ailing «late« •ubjret to chang* Dally K. * Hu h «lay * »*) i> mi Saturday If uo p in. Chas. L. Mastick & Co. If you have never n*r I it *t-nd ant! get a trial lot. ft w ill pay yon. Por inform ation ad dree* C .4 i a in ka Hunday : .-.I, 7 (>0 a m 7 ■ » ami Hat. Mlllaat*M* and Vaai- hlll kt««r* Oregon City, Day foil, A " » ) I All'I- lug*. r. i'# a m . Tuet.. Ih tir ami Hat. Vkl!laia*tt* fflv*r. Portland to forval- II* ,% Way U nii- * » , m. Kt. Mua<U, k » p. m. Mon IV bi L and Prt. 4 SC p m. Mon . W *l. and Prl. F«»r low rat*» and other information write t A. L. CRAIG, (,ruerai I’eearngrr Agent, Portland. Or. P o t -»la n d , "Dear me, I can't hear a word that tho»»' actors are »aying . " "Y ou have no cause fur complaint. ” Wlllasw»»« Ni.*r Oreffon City, Nate- l*«*rg, Mal«rn, liolt*. |M*nu«llO« Já v\«y ! audinga TH C A Ü A M A M T O O ., Toot ( I U l » la th< T h ««t«r. W alia W a ll« U v |*. 7 00 a. m. ton,Hpokaim, Mill- urapoll*. Hi Pam, Duluth. Milwau- kr«,< hicagotlKa«t OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE Por C ataloga« and prior«. “ADAMANT” LAND PLASTER •: 10 a. » . I^iwuat Haie«, gulrkeat Time. % With Ht.'el W heel«, made fur "W ild and W oolly Weal." Halt l.ak«, Dtnvw , Kt. Worth.Omaha, Kaiihaa City, Kt l-9*ul«,( 'nlt ago ten«1 Kail. 72 • 40 p m VICTOR S T E E L i-.m P m. P O R T L A N D T O C H IC A G O No change of cars. f if t y out of every hundred m ow er*«old around tha world bear the Ham« McCormick. J. A. hUKiliMAN, Ornerai Agent, H O K. W a te r a t. P O R T I . A N D , O re. A aaiva ritiragli Halt fdik*, Denver, Portland Ki. w orih.lhanha, Hprrlal Kaima* « il>, Hi • '•rti a . in. Loiila.f hi« ago aifl » la Last. If util lug ton. M ILW AU KEE MOW ER. BUY THE McCORMICK MOWERS C H A IN I> RI V K II«* UT M l APT. it AH y f o o t l i f t . P acific TIM! fC M tO U lB f Hartlaad. Or H arta r JUST ISSUED. SO U TH AND E A S T SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. Shasta Route. W h a t D o e s It C o s t ? Ueapprscislivt. O oh ’T S t o p T po io co S u d d en ly It injur«*« ne* voti* «y*T«m I*» 4fl m lt A I‘ 11 - C t liO 1 * the unl> « «**• Hint r . i t l i * • * * « « ami Train* leave Inatn f«*r Portland •t*1 ion» at IV.M p. ru. and I .Tt a m. 1 ESIED 11 I E Leave Portland.............. a D A M. W e have Just issued an excellent little C at alogue on Fence subjects. Puli illustrations; all the newest* Fence information. A postal card will bring it to you. D rain A rrive Aahlaml ... •• Mat rune it to ‘••li I rane *■ «' a <B l\ M U «V* A M I t i t i 1. M. 7 t • I' Arrit e i tgdan i • t *• IHI II ver . UA •* K a n «a «<‘ tty ......... “ .Vt* A *• ( hit »g o ...... 7:CI A 'I M M M. M H w P M. .*:M A M 12,4*. P M .S:»*t A. M M IA M. 7 tO A M • : IA P M 7.2.S A M. « P M k nA a M rt no P. M V M V M. 7 on A M « «I P. M « 12 A H li in P. M. Stud«nt of Humanity. and ■ I with • g aeran tr« thet ihr*»** > .»*«*• will cura an? raae The rnnnag'-r looked over the adver R i f (T.fü ll f) »■ v««eU ll»lr and liarm le«* It baa Arrive I o « Angelo» <■» P M PËÏ, Ä f . «urrd tf|ou*ftud«. it will rare yon. tising man's work. ■' K! Pa«*» « :t»> I* M At all «Ir «i* or by mall prroald, ft a lx»*; M Fort M ortb «:»» A M ” 1 »»y you sjM-ak of our payment > !«»«*• •- « Ituoklet fr«H* W rit« E l h k k « •• City ol Mr « Ir ò 11 « A M < HkNii I i'o . I a I rum«, " I« Not Wholly Fr««. plan, ” »nul he. •* II«.< «ion Tifi) A M •• New ori.-Muv h ;m |* m "Y es sir," " I see that the young Widow Kra- V anhitiKton ». 4'j A. Nl S p rin g tim e R e solutions •• New York 17:10 P M kin«‘ has just put aside her mourning ; "Make that word 'credit' instead of habiliments, but she isn’t going out ‘ puyrnrnt. ' It is more attractive. " T a K K P u llm «ii and Tot r t « am on U»ih traina 1HK 74a Nicolai S t., Portland, Or. any." < hair tar* Fa< rantolilo to Ogdrn *n«l Kl Paso, mid ronfiai « nt» t«« < hit iu«>, Hi i .• <• «, N« ia Hasn't time. She has gone into rturr r « l l f f from î!&unr, «.plum and tobacco Q * CGÖÜß Ü W O p U P I F / l* Ur tenu* and tta«hingTnn habita H i m for i arti« tiara to executive session to examine th e 1 t on ne» t ng ai Ran r mnelaeo n Ik t h r i t m i l a te «m »h in linea for Honolulu. Ja)Min, China, various proposals of marriage alio lias »**«• to 4 10 t% 1111A (M * Philippine«. Central au«t rttnith America, Kaeliy Institut«, A * « . . P «e t B id *. received within a month.’ Tims. rt«*« ageut at Drain »tatlon or audrea* "H ow do you jiass the time?” in- O. H. M ARKH A M , O. P . A., I d o not b e liev e l'in o '« C ure fo r Oou- JOHN POOLE. Portland. Oregon. tu m p ttoti has s o eq u al fo r ro n c h a anti rjuiretl the city visitor of the friend P o rtla n d , O rog on. Foot of Mnrriaon Street, ■old»,— J o b s K H o r r a , T r in it y Nprings. who had moved to the country. hid., K«b. 15. lino. " I don't pasa i l, " replied the la«ly U .»«*,« tlms to eure catarrh. Sltpliu. Tan give you the best bargains In H ron rh it:. an«l Con.mn|riton. who could always find something to Flngaie». Tiows, Hollers and Kngine*, Homs skeptics are like the near Our m n .i l/ I. « u a r a n ia .il. 91 A d v «r * i(y 'i Round Robin. do; " i t passes m o." r «>. Itnt » 7 1 . «li mills r.ti«l Puin)M and General sighted man who skates right up to "Th is is a cold world; a man can’t Machinery, bee us liefore baying. tho danger sign to s«« what it says. ^rt a job unless lie baa a good suit of TO Ct/RK A (OLD l!f ONI DAI Take Laxative Bromo g o l n ln « Tableta. AU ?l««thea. ” Ir u g fUta refund th* monev If it falla to rur«. "W ell, that's logic." 2V . O rtrr.'• a t«natura laon »aeta bo« L w7o ( Y» lU*w*tour Park Lin* ) r “ Ixigic? He can’t get a good suit Why H« Said It. of clothes unless he has a job ," Costigan— Don’t say yon ain't done T h « only Dining-C*r Route from Port Und Your Guide and Guard nothin’. lo the E» b (. Is the lamnns Oregon lllorxl I’ urifler, Madigan— And why not? The only route to the Yellowstone N a I iucia . teited and true, ( se it now. Costigan— Because that isn't good Park. English. Gelling Rid ol Him. Ma«ligan— Faith, I ’m glad to hear begins in the bowels. It's the unclean 1 * ' ' 1 1 ; arrivi ' Her B«-au— If you'll be a good boy it, for by the powers, nayther am I. K r *I nmll for places that breed infectious epidemics, I'll give you an Kgyptian cigarette. « 4M Ir K(M»k. Vt in lurk. 4'iirim it«. i entr«* Bobby— And may I smoke it? The fascination of flashlight photo- and it's the unclean b od y- unclean in lie, Monili Hriiit, Moni*-, His sister— Yes, ~ RobFiy ; ami, of graphy is greatly enhanced by on« of m h o , A t r r ilw ii. O i)«t*. side—that "catches" the disease. A ,OI% lupi», T im « mo. s» *t course, you know, gentlemen always the new electric Hush lamps. Coats tir, V lrtn rl». h . r«iv»n- go into tlie library to smoke. $1.60. At all dealera, or Kirk, Geary **rint, K llrnvbureh, K im »- person whose stomach and bowels l>n. North \i»kiin», A 0., 330 Sutter 8t., 8. F.t Cal. W hen veil taka U ro v «'« Teatalraa « b ill Tonic, beretiae the form ula la plainly prtntr-l on every fs x ile *bo«t lo e that It Is e.mi>ly Iron and Qul- ums In a tasiadaM iorm . No Cure, Ne ea r. > » Portland Anchor Fence Co. H celcy Curo SUMMER W . H. SMITH I CO., Buffalo, N. Y N OBTHERW PACIFIC R.R. DEATH M t o n o t h o O o tr a h W o r k * O f f th o O o ta . Isrxatlrs Hrom«>-««ui nln. Tatet« mr« a cold la MMilar. Mo cura, No Pay Prt«-.'J&cciita. NolwilhtUnding. "And then he projsrsed did tell him to aee me?” inquired mother. " I did, and he said he had aeen several times, but that he loved notwithstanding." you her you me Mar« SubiUnlisl. filobld Why did «lie jilt you? Hloblet— Hhe d«-t«>cted the odor of lau-r on my breath. " A pruiie, eh?” "N o t at all, but there waa another fellow whose breath smelled of cham pagne. " P I T « Psrwa.rnllf l'nro« M o th e r* will fin d Mrs. W inslow'« Booth- i n « H yrup the hest r . n i . d y to u «e lo r th eir ch ild ren d u rtu g th e teeth in g period. No Sta or iiTtowaaa * * * W oft.« Sr.« ,lav . n . ..f i«r K lia.'. «lr.at >»r*. ItOTPmr S mh I f.,r PH KP. » I O S im .I boot..«*H lr«oa W. ha.R II Kaisa. LU .m arrbSi.. rt.ila4.lpaia.Pa. Wh«re Rutwn W«nL Farmer Ifayrake— I s'|s>se ye ve First Dog— Look a bit thin, do I? »endin’ my son Reu- 8o'd you, if y«»ur mnster was a ¡Mister. ' • ” institution uv lam in’ ? artirtt, and fiarl got you in training a* rRPBiPP Hna hr* root — Why, no. Not st Prcwnt. a niorh'l for hia ih * w poater of a dog , * ®,*n ^ ,0 report n«ighl»orhood that ycw'vo "H ave you any sodding you want that wann’t fed on Kilhrmup’* I'atcnt rourJ" #tnt hlm *** college. done this spring?” asked a colored BiactiiUf man of a mean Central Avenue resi T h e I t a .t P r e s e r lp t lo n f o r M a t a r t S dent. "N o t at present. My mother- r , T * r *» » »«o ttlao l ( trove's Taatelsal in-law’s health is first class.” L b ill Tonic. It I. .im p ly Iron anil aulnlna In Tb« Rtal Thing. THE BEST POM M EL SUCKED! IN THE WORLD This Signatare I« on a r.ry e o i o f the «a n u la . Laxative Bromo-Qtiinine Tabi*. rwz No < nra. No Pay. R o o f , Law Studi«» delayed. w«*wtiM rubt » inc at carhim ?} an * mat * A « YOWL9 CO 10)?O N *1AM .. * . P. I , 0 . He . I l — I S S I . . r g “ ;y- * ■ * — *«—■ PREVENTED rtpr»gm*. ( 'henry, k »n r , rullinoti,' <i»r ¡rtrltl, f-'nrmliiKtoti, M «»- 11:00». m r,lW. Ln lon tow n , tirn- ¡r^rr, U i*»«l»ii(l, H. V ; 7 o «Troll, H Nelaoii, It ; * KteUo, MI m o ii I», j Hutto, A n »ro n d ». Helr- II«, rtl Paul. Minnr«|Ki 111«, K riinnn r tiy . <»nm h», Connrll Bliiff*, rti L o ii I b , rhtr»gi), ingtnn. New York, Phil HiielphiA, Hi »ton, »nit ! » I I |M»lnt» K »*t «m l [BouthMRt. • DAYS to M inneepoli», O in«h », K i i i u m City «ml Hi. r«ul DAYM io MlhvRiiktH« «m l Chlcngo. 4li D .U S lo \V»Hhlngton, l'h ilw le lp lii», New York, Hoatoii, «int oihrr Knstrra potili». HnnurtK»' rhrrknt through to dm tln*tion ot tlrkrt. For «ho ping r »r re*rrv»tion *. tU'kcta, m«pe »m l full in(u rm «llon. m il on or w rllr A . D. C H A R L T O N , Ant. G«n. Piss. Ag«it, Portlaatf, Or. 95A M o ir la o n HI., C o r . T h ir d . What Mamma Callad Papa. Annie Fllstein, four years old, PCAMTHÜTlAWHAa got ioat in Central park. Unable to tind where she lived the police took her to Harlem's court. "W h at's your papa’s name?" asked wise Magistrate IJogan. "M r. Rllitein." “ But what's your ntamme call to your papa when he’s in another THOUGH OfTOt niTATCQ room ?'' "H ey, come here!” the infant Ai ASADLE COAT lisped. IT HAS NO EQUAL The magistrate gave it up, and ( t ’ A .M U tt r n t sent her to the Oerry society. It IP ON are kept clean and whose liver is live ly, ana blood pure, is safe against yel low fever, or any other of the dread ful diseases that desolate our beautiful land. Some of the cleanest people outside are filthiest inside, and they are the ones w ho not only "catch " the infections, but endanger the lives of all their friends and relatives. There's only one certain w ay of keeping clean inside so as to prevent disease and that is to take C A S C A R E T S . Perfect disinfectant and bowel strengthened. A ll diseases are I'rlca tte. I the rewMdf tbat r a r e s ■ r o l a Iw om o d a p Elihu Root, s«>cretary of war, madi up hia mind when he was 10 ytqirsoid to be a lawyer, hut combination ot circumstances made it impossible for him to take tip the study of the law until he waa over Rl years of age. „O r eg o n S h o rt line Something N «w In Mining. N o M ac « Problem. Room for improvement. "W hat do the Filipinos sppear to learn most easily in connection with our civiluaion?" usked the eager in quirer. Without hesitation the strategist replied: “ The value of money." RiGlsrtR .0F. ' REASURY-j M a c h i n e r y , I m p l e m e n t s , F a r m S u p p lie s , E t c . He— I aaw your neighboor, Mr. Skinner, todny. She— Did you? What is he doing now? He— H e’s interested in one of those wild eat mining schemes. She— The idea! t never knew you had to mine for wild vats. " I hoar that you have been laid u)< with nervous prostration. What waa the matter—overwork or worry?" "N ot exactly; the fact is, I tried to have a photograph taken that suited my w ife." Magistrate— The assault you have committed on your |>oor wife isa most brutal one. Do you know of any reason why 1 should not send you to prison? Prisoner— ff you do, your honor, it will break up our honeymoon. Talt Like a Mlalatar. "W ere you ever taken for a minis ter?" asked t he aoubrette. Ilou .1 luisón W. Lyons, Register of " N o ," said the leading man with the United S ta te Treaury, la a l e t t e r the spiritual face,"but I ’ve boon treat (rom Washington, D says: ed like one." "K h ? ” " I have linen aometiniea compelled to wait six or seven months for my salary."' FOOT* POWER' LATH f i MlCf1IVM*SllH>lltS o&y’o* sjujciitcf BO YE AR *' ■ XPKRIKNCK 10c. 2 5 c. 50c. NEVER SOLD IN BULK. A L L D R U G G IST« a l i b o w e l t r o u b le s , a n p e n fftr lt ta , Ml* 1 lo n a n r o a , h ad b r e a t h , b a d b lo o d , w I l i o n t h e a lo m a e h , b lo a t e d b o w e l s . 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