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Hood's Sarsaparilla H u won success far beyond the effect of advertising only. The true secret of its wonderful popu larity is explained entirely and only, by its unapproachable M erit. Based upon a prescription which cured people considered incurable, which accomplished wonders astonish ing to the medical profession, Hood's Sarsaparilla Includes the concentrated values o f the best-known vegetable remedies, united by such an original and peculiar com bination, proportion and process as to secure curative power peculiar to itself. Its cures of mild and extreme cases o f scrofula, eczema, psoriasis, and every kind and degree of humors, as well as catarrh and rheumatism—prove Hood's Sarsaparilla the best blood purifier ever produced. Its cures of dyspepsia, biliousness, nervousness, loss o f appetite and that tired feeling make it the greatest stom ach tonic, nerve-builder and strength- restorer the world has ever known. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is a thoroughly good medicine. Begin to take it T O D A Y . Get HOOD’ S. Pitch Cloak for Life-Saving. A pitch cloak is the newest form of life saving apparatus. It la a Swiss invention. It weighs about one pound, and w ill keep even a fully equipped soldier above the surface of the water. I t has water proof pockets in which food and diruk may be carried, as well as blue lights, in case the wearer is shipwrecked in the night. êW A This sirnaturs is on svsrjr hoi of the fsnnlns Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets the rswsdj that cures a celil In e s s S a j Age of Tree Maturity. Authorities on forestry say that 76 years are required for the oak to reach m aturity; or the ash, larch and elm, about the same length of time; for the spruce and fir, about 80 yearn. A fter this tim e their groth remains stationary for some years, and then de cay begins. There aie, however, some exceptions, for oaks are still living which are known to be 1,000 years old. IT ’ S A L L T a lk in g w ith the fr u iil« o f Mare Is Sub* Ject t i Many Difficulties. There are many things to be taken for granted before we can believe that It Is possible to communicate wltb Mars. J. That the planet Mars is Inhabited. 2. Tuat It la Inhabited by belugs bav- i Ing a written or spoken language, or | both. | 3. That these people are as well up In astronomy as we are. 4. In order to base any hopes on tbe experiment with the kite uuin, vve must believe that tbe people of Mars I (or some other planet, tbe particular I one not being material to the main question) have not only discovered I wireless telegraphy, hut have carried j It much nearer to perfection (ban anjr- I body on this planet lias done. A ll these things are pretty hard to determine. W e may Imagine, assev erate, debate about tbeui at will, weigh possibilities and probabilities, but at last we may come hack to the bold and uncomfortable fact that we know nothing about them. W hatever we say about them Is pure guesswork. But If all o f them were positively known with scientific accuracy, the difficulties In the way o f communicat ing with Mars or any other planet would still be enormous. W e have aud can have not the slightest knowledge o f what sort o f language tbe people of Mars speak It Is safe to say that they are not In possession o f the Morse al phabet or anythiug like It. I f they sent us signals they would he wholly unin telligible. I f they could write or print words In their language upon any sub stance attached to an Instrument we could not read them. Mars has an aver age distance from the earth from the earth o f nearly 50,000,000 miles, but It sometimes gets within 35,000,000. W ire less telegraphy w ill have to make great advances before It can cover a distance like thnt. I f we are ever able to slgual the planet Mare In any way and get a return signal It w ill be a very Interest ing event In the annals o f the world, but we shall not be able to understand the people In the least.—Louisville Courier-Journal. A private letter Irom China says that the soldiers at Tien Tun are using the cannon balm in me arsenal to pave the roads. Tbev have found an enormous quantity of iron shot and shell of d if ferent sizes, which some ingenious Yeukee suggested would make a good substitute for paving stones. The Trust Problem. To s thoiighful mind, the trust problem is one of serious import. It must lie firmly oRippied with, for it creeps upon society oefore you are aware of its exisieuce. in liis respect ninth resembling Ihe var ious disorders which attact the stomach, uch as constipation, indigestion, dyspep sia and biliousness Hostetler's htomarh Miners will cure all such ailments, aud i revent la grippe, malar al fever and ague. | He sure to give it a trial. The Power, That Be. “ ing “ “ tbe Hush! Not so loud. W e’ re hav a conference of the powers.” Eh? Who is conferring?’ ’ My w ife, my m other-in-law, and cook I” ___________________ T O C U R E A C O L D IR O N E D A T T a k e L a x a t iv e R ro m o q u i n i n e T a b le ts . A ll Ir u g g la t a re fu n d ih e m o n ey i f It f a l l s to cu re. £. W . G r o v e 's s ig n a t u r e le o u each b o x . 2Sc. American Com Exports. American exports of corn have aver aged 173,000,000 buzhela a year since 1896, an increase of 264 per cent over tbe preceding five years. P e o p le w h o h av e fo r y e a n su ffersfi w itn sick h e a d a c h e * h ave n e v e r used (ia rfle td T ea, for thla HKKK TE A la a p o aitlve c u re for c o u a lt p a lio o a n d alck h e a d a c h e *. Will Experiment With Japanese Oysters. Eastern oysters do not reproduce w e ll in the colder waters of Oregon and Washington. An attem pt is to be made, therefore, to acclim ate there the fine large oysters of Northern Japan. I am sure l’ iao's Curs fur Consumption saved my life three years ago.— Mrs. T ho *, H obhixk . Mapel Street, Norwich, N. Y., K eb . 17, 19(10. Exports of Coal Grow. The exports of coal continue to grow m onthly, aud I d 10 months this year this country has shipped abroad coal and coke to tbe value of almost $20,- 000 , 000 . LAW A S IN T E R P R E T E D . A gaa company which negligently permits Its supply o f natural gas for light and fuel to flow with such pres C ATARRH CARROT KB CURED sure that a building Is set on fire on W it h local a p p lic a tio n s , as they c a n n o t reach account o f It Is held, In Barrlckmau vs. th a seat of tnodiaeae«-. c a t a r r h le a blo o d or c o n in t iit io n a l d ireaae, a n d in o r d a r to c u re It Marion Oil Company (W . Va.i, 44 L. It. y o u niuet tak e In te rn a l rem adiee. M a ll’i C a A. 92, to he liable for damage«. ta rrh C u re ie ta k e n in t e r n a lly , an d a c te d ira c tly o n the b lo o d a n d m u c o u i turfacee. H a ll e C a I ’ ersoual assets of a national bank are ta rrh C u re is n o t a q u a c k m edicin e. I t w as p re sc rib e d b y o n e o f th e best p h y slc le n a in thla held In people vs. National Bank of L>. C ou n try for years, e n d te a re g u la r prescrip tion . O. Mills & Co. (Cal.), 45 L. K. A. 747, I t is com poeed of the best tonics k n o w n , cum L in e d w ith tiie best b lo o d p u rifiers, a c tin g d i to be beyond the authority of a State to re c tly on th e m u c o u s su rfaces. T h e perfect tax, under U. S. ltev. Sta. section 5210, c o m b in a tio n o l tho t w o in g re d ie n ts Is w h a t p ro d u ces su ch w o n d e r fu l re su lts In c u r in g o a t a r r h . which permits and regulates the taxa b e n d for le a tim o u ia ls, free. tion of the shares o f stock in such cor P. J ( H U N K Y i t C O ., P ro p rs , T o le d o , O. Bold by d ru g g ists, p ric e 7&c. porations. With these eases will be H a lls F a m ily P ills a re the beet. found an exhaustive note on State tax ation o f national banks. Distance Between the Earth and Sun. Uelease by the Legislature of u claim About 60 of the principal observa tories of the world ore now oo-operat- o f the State to a portion o f a decedent’s ing in a great programme of observa estate under an Inheritance tax law, tion for im proving our knowledge of although the money has uot yet been the distance between the earth aud sun. received. Is held, In matter o f Stanford (Cal.), 45 L. K. A. 788, to be In violation P I T Q ParmnnAntlr Cured. No flta #r nervousness of a constitutional prohibition against ■ IIO after AriMlajr7Mi»eof fir. K I hib ’ h (»rest Nerve .wer. astili for F K KK«'J.O0tri.ll><>ttl.mii>l treat- gifts by the Legislature to any Individ £r'i lie . K. 11 K l . m LIU .nil A n hSt., Philadelphia. P a ual or corporation, aud against any spe cial law releasing any indebtedness to Abandoncu Harms Being Taken Up. the State. The abandoned farms of Massachu Correction of false entries In legisla setts are fast being taken up. Three tive Journals Is held. In State ex rel. years ago there were 930 thus olasaed Brlckmau vs. Wilson (Ala.), 45 L. It. A. in the state. A recent enumeration 772, to be beyond the power of the court shows there are now but 130. to compel by maudamus to the clerk of a legislative bouse a fie r he has duly L i r K O P Q U E E N V IC T O R IA . C o m p l p l p llf«t o f Q u e e n V i c t o r i a B e i t I delivered the Journal to the Secretary book, b e e t t e r m * . O u t f i t i i i u I I sm I fr e e . j o f State, or by mandamus to the Secre A d d r e s s S. C . m i l l e r A C o ., P o r t l a n d , O r- tary o f State, unless the duty o f erasing such entries Is Imposed upon him by Will Revolutionize Water Navigation. W . A. Heath, of Kawllna, Wyo., statute. A pledgee's purchase o f the pledged says he has iuvented a Hying machine which w ill revolutionize water naviga property at bis own sale Is held. In Ulld- tion as well as solve the aerial naviga deu vs. Mechanic«’ National Bauk (O.i, tion problem. 43 L. It. A. 737, to leave the pledge still In force, unless the pledgor elects to T O P K N O W W H A T T O U AH E T A K IN G W h en von take d r o v e '. T u t e l e s , C h ill T o n ic , treat the transactions as a valid sale, because the fo rm u la le p la in ly p rin ted on eve ry In which event he eau hold the pledgee b o ttle • buw lng that it le elm p ly Iro n aud Q u i accountable for the uet proceeds, hut n in e In a t u t e le s , fo rm . N o Ours, N o P a y . io c cuuuot hold him liable for conversion so In Memory of Hamilton Hsh, Jr. long as the pledgee has possession of A bronze base relief tablet In mem the property and can restore It on pay ory of Hamilton Klsli, Jr., who was ment o f the debt for which It tspledged. killed in the Spanish-American war, The annotation to this case presents tbe has been erected in Columbia univers prior decisions on the conversion of pledged properly by the pledgee’s In ity;_______________________________ valid sale. D o N o t S u ffe r! S u fferin g Is unnecessary. C aacarets C a n dy C ath artic k ill disease germ s, clea n o u t the body, rem o ve th e first causes o f su fferiu g. A ll Drug, lists luc, 25c, 60c. Night and Morning. Story of a Druggist Who Was Always Compounding Rem edies for Others Yet Suffered Agonies Himself. I MEDICAI EXAMINER Of the u. S. Treasury Recommends Peruna. u,eriL 11 ün,1Jber, 6 ,’‘ — New Hampshire', Gam« Law. A new law in New Hampshire pro hibits tbe holding of propeitv in that state by gam e clohe which are not lo cally incorporated. It also provides that the state shall hold in trust for public use all natural bodies of water having an area of 16 acrea or more. F ro m the S r p u b lic a n . E ld o ra d o , I I I Perhaps in nu oaxe where stomach trouble waa the ailm ent has tbe effi ciency of a popular remedy been so thoroughly demonstrated as in tbe case of W . E. Mathis, a prominent druggist of Eldorado, III. The story as told by Mr. Mathis is as follows: “ In the spring of 1894 I had a very serious case of indigestion. My stom ach commenced to give me great trouble, aud, w hile I knew tbe natnie of the pain, 1 did not at first use the proper precantion. For some tim e l did not pay anv attention, but it gradually grew worse, when I consulted a phy sician, who prescribed for me. I used his medicine according to instructions. I began to experience nervous spells, became subject to congestion of the stomach, and considered m yself in a precarious condition. The physician’s m edicine aud other remedies I tried failed to benefit me. “ One day a friend nrged me to try Dr. W illia m s ’ Pink P ills tor Pale Peo ple. I considered it a useless exp eri ment, hut as I had tried everything eUe, 1 agreed to take them. That was three and a half years ago. W hen I had used three boxes I could note very p lainly the change for the better. W hen I had used the seventh box I was cored. “ The pills have not only cared the indigestion, bat tney have also cared my nervousness, my blood is in perfect condition, and they have brought my weight from 140 pounds at the com mencement of the stomzoh trouble to 180 at present. “ I f any one who reads this desires to know more of my experience I w ill gladly answer letters which enclose stamp for reply. Signed, W. E. M A T H IS , Sworn and subscribed to before me this 27th day of June, 1900. Thos. D. Morris, Justice of the Peace. Dr. W illia m s ’ Pink P ills for Pale People are sold at all druggists or w ill b* sent direct from Dr. W illiam s M edi cine Company. Schenectady, N. Y . Price 60 ceuts per box; six boxes, $2.50. Th« Legion of Honor. The Frenoh Legion of Honor Is tbe and u n io n SEED AKBIVB C hicago P o rtla n d Special i:00 h . m. v ia Hunt- iu gton . Salt I^ k e , Denver, Ft. W orth,O m aha, Kansas C ity , St. Lou is,C h icago and East. 4: SO p. in . A tla n tic Express 9:00 p. m. v ia H u n t in gton Salt Lake. Denver, Ft. W orth,O m aha, Kan>as C ity , St. L o u is,C h ica go aud East. 8 :4U * . in. St. Paul Fast M all p . m. f l Spokane W a lla W a lla Lew is ton ,S p o k a n e, M in n eapolis, St. Paul, D u lu th . M ilw a u kee, Chicago«!: East 7:00 a. m . D erart D EA LER S. Dr. LlBwtllyn Jordan. Dr. L le w e llyn Jordan, M edical E x aminer of U. 8. Treasury Department, graduate of Columbia College, and who served three years at West Point, has the follo w in g to say of Peruna: “Allow me to express my grati tude to you for the benefit derived from your wonderful remedy. One short month has brought forth a vast change and I now consider myself a well-man after months of suffering. Fellow suf ferers, Peruna w ill cure you." Catarrh ìb a systemic disease curable only by systemic treatment. A rem e dy that cares catarrh mast aim direct ly at tbe deptessed nerve centers. This is what Peruna does. Peruna im m ediately invigorates the nerve-cen ters which g ive vita lity to the mucous membranes. Then catarrh disappears. Then catarrh is permanently cured. Peruna cures catarrh wherever lo cated. Pernna is not a guess nor an experim ent— it is an absolute scientific certainty. Peruna has no substitutes — no rivals. Insist upon having Pa rana. A free book written by Dr. Hartman, on the subject of catarrh In Its different phases and stages, w ill be sent free to any address by The Preuna Medicine Co., Co lumbus, Ohio. Church Membership it Newton, ! P a c i f i c TIME (C H ED U LES P ortland. Or. Irrational. The g irl with tbe great, eerap gray ayes complained bitterly of tim id ity o f her steady company. “ G ive him the uiitten !’ ’ advised entourage, uuhesitatiugly. 0 OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE r itO M F e rry ’s Beeds are known tbe country over as PO RTLAND . the moat reliable Seed» that can be bought. D o n ’t sav e a nickel on cheap seed* and loae a dollar on the harvest. 1901 Seed A n n u al free. F o r San F ra n cis co — Sail ev e ry 5 days. D. M. FERRY A CO.. Detroit. Mkh. a m j ■ ■ ■ SA LZER S 4.00 p. m . A ll sa ilin g dates subject to ch ange 1:00 p. m. D aily E x . Sunday 8:00 o. m. Saturday 10:00 p. ûi. ■ ■ ■ ] SEED S! ! W IL L MAKE YOU R IC H ’ 1 Colum bia River Steamers. 4:00 p. m. E x .S u n d a y T o A storia and Way Landings. ! This Is a daring statement, but Sal- j eer’s weeds bear it out every time. C o m b ln a t 'o n .SM I llpoultively[ Oren test corn on earth.) P revolutionize corn grow >»• B illio n D o lla r Q rasa. Greatest marvel of t he a,;6? 13 tons of hay per acre. First crop six weeks iks alter a: ter »owing ^ 6:00a. m E x . Sunday W illam ette River. 4:30 p. m. E x .S u n d a y O regon C ity, N e w berg, Salem , In d e pen den ce 61 Way Land ings. 7:00 a. m. 3:30 p. m. W illam ette and Yam Tues., Thur. Mon., Wed. h ill Rivers. and Sat. and Fri. O regon C ity, Day- ton, «Sc Way La n d ings. What Is It Catalogue tells. FOR ISo. STAMPS • fid this NOTICE wa mall * big M«d catalog, 10 drain Sant plan Including above, also Spoil» (SO bu. - * v (250 bushai j _r __ iy,(173 iMi.porA) P«aoal, alL Worth!It John A. S a l z a r 8 6:00 a. m. Tuea., Th u r and Sat. OIL * OIL * OIL L v. R ip a ria 8:35 a. m. D a ily W illam ette 4:30 p. m. M on., W ed. aud F ri. River. P o rtla n d to C o rv a l lis it W ay La n d ings. Snake River. R ip a ria to Lew iston L v. Lew isto n D a ily 9 a. m. EAST AND SOUTH —VIA— CASTOR IA The Kind You Have Always Bought C h ills a n d F e ver Is a b o t tle o f G ro ve’ s Tasteless C h ill T o n ic . I t is s im p ly Iro n and q u in in e in N o C u re. N o P a y. P r ie s Me. To Be Sure. a tasteless form . (ju izzer— “ What does it mean by 'hiding your light under a bushel?’ ” Guyer— “ Sending valentines w ith out w ritin g your name on 'e m .’ ’ Fine S •• A Business Transaction. “ N o,” said the Impecunious Noble man to the Astute Interviewer, “ I am not in Am erica on a pleasure tiip . 1 am here on business.’ ’ “ Count de Sm allchange,” w io te tbe Astute Interviewer, “ arrived yesterday w ith the intention of capturing an heiresa for his b ride.’ ’ TH E GREAT H ERB CUKE. T h e uses o f G arfield T ea are m a n i fo ld : it regulates th e d ig e s tiv e o rga n s; cures co n s tip a tio n ; p u r i fies the blo od ; b rin g s go o d h ealth . T h e « k in an d flesh feel lik e the fit o f a n e w soft g lo v e w h e n POULTRY 4 •* A *• $ “ baa driven out L a z a t lr e o n e day. 149 Soreness a c o ld in P r ic e 25 cents. and The First King Known. Stiffness From among (¡00 fragments of w r it ings discovered in the m ins of Nippur, Professor Ililp re c h t has obtained knowledge of the first king known to man — Kn-ihag-shur-ana, lord of the kengl, now known as Babylonia, who reigned about 6,500 B. C. fro m cold. »♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ fi»+ ♦ + ♦ F ro n t S t ., P 4 »r t la n < l, O r e g o n . I r CLAIMANTS FOR H |L W r it lr toNAIHAN K T E l O t l l O I A WET! D epot F ifth and I Sts., P o rtla n d . O verla n d Express— For Salem ,Roseburg, A slan d , Sacram ento, • 7:00 p. m. O gden, San Fra n cis * 9:15 a. m. co, M o ja ve, Los A n geles, E l Paso, N ew .O r le a n s and East. * 8:80 a .m . R o sebu rg passenger— * 4:30 p. m. f V i a W oodbu rn , fo r i D a ily M ount A n g e l,S ilv e r- D a ily ex cep t ton, W e s t S c io , e x cep t Sunday. B ro w n sville, Spring- Sunday. „ fie ld and N a tro n , t 7:30 a .m . ...C orvallis passenger... t 5:50 p. in. ly iii B L A C K OR.Y1ÏJUUW El l U l l BICKFORD. Washington. 0 C . they will ro l l c e iv e q u ic k replies. B. 5th N. H. Vole. Staff 20th Corps. P rose cu tin g claims since 117». W ill K eep Y o u D ry GflGDTTInlOKHä H t S E WM, T ahc N o S o s t it u t i . F a t i C a t a lo g u e , S howing F u ll L i n i of G a s h t NTS and H a t s . A. J . T o w Don't You Want T h e p rettie st C a len d a r out this season? 11 so, send you r n am e and also names a id addresses o f five ran ch ers in yo u r ueigh- boi hood, and one w ill be m a iled you fret*. A d d re s s : e r CO. B oston f 4:50 p. m. In d ep en d en c e pass’ ngr. f 8:25 a. m . ♦D a ily. M a s s . l i l t RUSStU COMPOUND t r s c t ic B tlXt I t f i l t x u t CO R ASMLU'ft OHM» D on ’ t S to ? T obacco S uddenly I t in ju res n eivo u s system to do so. B A C O - C U K O is th e o n ly cure th a t r. a l l y c u r e s and n o tifie s vou w hen to stop. Sold w ith a liar an guar ai tee th a t th ree b o x e s w ill cu rs a n y case It h as BACQ-UUnVJ cu red thousands, it w ill cu re you. A t a ll d ru g gists o r bv m a il p repaid, $1 a b o x ; 3 boxes $2.5o. B o o k let free. W rite K u r s k a C h e m ic l C o ., La Crosse, Wis. CUTLER'S CIRBUL 1 TEof IODINE ▲ guaranteed Care for Catarrh and C on su m ption. $1.00. N. P . N. D. W R e. 9 - 1 * 0 1 . w r i t i n g t<* a d v e r t i s e r s m e n t io n t h i s p a p e r . H EN N The “ Russell” Compound ENGINE Ie here to stay. It is the Most Economical and Powerful Engine built. p le a s e Write us for full particulars. PORTLAND, OREGON. Be sure you get CA5CARETS! I Un. D epot, Pu oi 6th St. | a r r i v i Fast m a il fo r K a la m a , K elso, Castle Rock, Win- lock, C h eh alis, Centra* lia, South Bend, M onte- sano, A berdeen , Ocosta, O lym pia, Tacom a, Seat tle, V ic to ria , Pt. T o w n send, E llen sb u rgh , Ros lyn . N o rth Y a k im a , Sprague, C h en ey, Spo kane, P u llm a n , G ar field, F a rm in gton . Mos cow , U n io n to w n , G en esee, Rossland, B. C\; T r a il, B. C.; N elson , B. C .; K also, Missoula, Butte, A n acon da, H e le na, St. Pau l, M in neap o lis, Kansas C ity , O m a ha, C ou ncil Bluffs, St. Louis, C h icago, W ash in gton . N ew Y ork , Ph il ad elp h ia , Button, and all points Ea>t and Southeast. O o o © Don’t let them sell you a fake substitute. (Y e llo w s to n e Park L in e.) LKAVE. )9 You’re bilious, got a cold, you have a throbbing sensation in your head, a bad taste In your mouth, your eyes burn, your skin is yellow with dark rings under your eyes, your lips are parched and you feel ugly and mean, as if you wanted to kick a lame Infant or kill a canary bird. Your system is full of bile not properly passed off, and what you need is a cleaning up inside. Don’t continue being a bilious nuisance to yourself and those who love you, but send out at once for a box of CASCARETS and work off the cold while you sleep. PACIFIC RY. T h e only route to the Yellowstone National Park. RUSSELL & CO., B ilio u s — G o t a C o ld ? ORTHERN T h e only Dining-Car Route from Portland to the East. D Lock B o x 146. W. H. SMITH ICO.. Buffalo. R.Y. Prop’s fD a ilv ex c e p t Sunday. C on n ectin g at San F rancisco w ith steam ship lin es for H a w a ii, .lapan, C h in a, th e P h ilip p in e * and Australia. Reb ate tickets on sale d a ily b etw een P o rt lan d , Sacram ento and San Francisco. N e t rate* $17 iirst-clagj and $11 second-class, in clu d in g sleeper. For through tickets and rates c a ll on o r ad dress H . R. S A T C H W E L L , A gt., N e w b erg S tation . Or Address, C. H. M A R K H A M , G. F. Ji Pass. A gen t. P o rtla n d , Or. Gen. A gt., M cC orm ick H. M. Co., 821 H a w th o rn e A ve., P o rtla n d , Ore. ~GU R 0 18 v e g e ta b le an d h arm less. ffio js a turn D ou gh a n d W o r k » O f f tha Oald. Rrnmo-qulnlne T a b le ts eu ro Nu cu re, N o Pa y. .................. .............................. . 2.47 u •• M •• ......................... - 3.30 •• •• •• •• ........................... 4,12 " ................. ............................... 4.95 A ll K in d s o f W ire and Iron W ork. T ra in s lea ve N e w b e rg fo r P o rtla n d and w ay station s at 7:55 a. m. 4 . H . B O Y LAN, A man who went to Providence the other day was amused to see this sign on the front of a clothing store: “ ile re is the place to buy your pants at $2 n le g !” This method of offering trousers for sale most possess great interest for one-legged men and centipedes. Oil •• P O R T L A N D W IR E A. IR O N W O R K S Pants by the Leg. St. Jacobs N E T T IN C . Buy from the m an u factu rer. P rice in fu ll ro lls 2 fe e t w id e, 150 feet lo n g .......................... $1.65 w oC g. ! f'SH BSM® G O G O Q G Q 7 :50 a. a J D A Y S to M in n r ip o ll«, O m »h a. K a n s u and 8t. Paul. o o Q O C ltj D A Y S to M ilw a n a « . and C M oago. G «>* D A YS to W ash in gto n , P h ila d e lp h ia , N ew Y o rk , Boston, and o th e r Eastern points. I Baggage ch ecked throu gh to dea tin atio n ot ticket. F o r aleepin g-car re s erv a tio n », tick ets, maps and fu ll in fo rm a tio n , c a ll on o r w rite A. D. C H A R L T O N , lut. Gen. Pus. Agent, Portland, Or. • 5ft M o r r i s o n S t ., C o r . T h i r d . © © C Tha moat tlruxm i* th in» on earth I» a practical Joka. O r e g o n S h o ^ t l in e nes h a v e been m ade, fortu n es are b e 'n j The ministers of Newton, Kan., hava m Fortu ade by Judicious in vestm e n t in O il Stock?- Says a Kentucky obituarist of ilia just completed a religious census of W e are a ¿11 in g agents fo r s e v era l com pani* Composition of Pitch Pine. subject: “ She wan wafted into the are sure ro strike O il P ric e s are lo w now that town. They found 5.353 persons that F o rw a rd fift y cents for a ch o ic e o f six . in clu d i<looixi of eternai uight at six o ’ clock iii A cord of pitch pine antler d is tilla in 1,453 fam ilies and of thise people in g maps, prospectus and sa m p le ccrtiflca t the uioruiiiir.” tion gives the follow in g substances: 2,316, or less than half, professed to G et yo u rs e lf posted. N A C P I I E R 9 0 N & C O ., (m e m b er o f E x ch a n ge ) 501 Ile a r s t H u ild iu j Charcoal, 60 bushels; illum inating gas, be church members. T h ird and M arket Sts., San F ra n cisco, Cal. Oi Land s w anted and O il Lands fo r side front $10 (<» about 1,000 oubio feet; illum inating per acre to $10,00«» per acre. A gen ts w a n ted ii o il aud tar, 60 gallons; pitch rosin, e v e ry tow n ; gu aran teed com m issions. The English Sparrow Defended. 1 H barrels; pyroligneous acid, 100 For Infants and Children. The Buffalo Bird Protective Society | galloon; spirits of tuprentiue, 20 gal lons; tar, 1 barrel; wood Bpirlts, 5 g a l defends the English sparrow , ascrih- ing to the birds the disappearance in lons. Bears the that vicin ity of the cankerworm. Signature o f T h e R e st P r e s c r i p t i o n f o r M a l a r i a C o n ta g io u s B lo o d P o is o n C h eerfu l O utlook. A man wise In his day and genera tlon says that one o f the things which everybody really wishes Is a candid opinion. There is no poison so highly contagious, ( "1 wish you'd come out to my house •o deceptive end so destructive. Don't be and see a Correggio that 1 bought In too sure you are cured because all external Italy last summer,” said a collector of signs of the disease have disappeared, and pictures and bric-a-brac, more noted the doctor u v a you are well. Many per for his zeal than Ills discernment, to a sona havs been dosed with Mercury and Potash for months or years, and pro friend who was a connoisseur In the nounced cured — to rvalue when too late fine arts. "It's a head, a perfect beauty—Just a that the disease was only covered up — - — — .... driven from tha fragment o f some great picture,” he o t t g t it m L 'lfm - iurface to break proceeded. out again, and to their aormw and mortifi " I should like to see tt,” said the con cation find those nearest and dearest to them have been infected by this loath nolsaeur. In his most cautious tone. ’’ 1 want your candid opinion o f It, some disease, for no other poison ie so surely transmitted from parent to child that's what I want,” continued the col ■a this Often a bad case of Rheumatism, lector; “ I'd like to know exactly what Catarrh, Scrofula or aevsre akin disease, yon think o f I t A man had the Inao- an old sore or ulcer developing in middle lence to tell me the other day that he life, can be traced to blood poison con- didn't believe It waa an original! I f another man aa.va that. I'm afraid my In V .riy * * * * * * * life, for it remains smoldering in the sys temper w ill get the upper hand o f me. tem forever, unless properly treated a n i and I shall knock him down where he driven out in tbe beginning. S. 8. 8. is standa. Now you come out Juat as soon the only antidote for this peculiar viras, as you can, and g ive me your perfect Ihe only remedy knowa that van over ly unbiased opinion o f It.” come It and drive it out of the blood, and h does this so thoroughly and effectually I ’ n a llo y e d H it»«. that there is never a return of the disease "Aren't you going to wear that neck to embarrass or humiliate yoa afterwards « « curas Contagious Blood tie I gave you on Christmas?'' Inquired Poison in any and all Mr Meekton'a wife. ■ t i g i i ; contains no “ O f course I am. Henrietta. I was k jn mineral to break down saving It up. I'm going to wear that * I N your constitution ; it is red necktie, and my Nile-green amok rely vegetable and the only blood puri- r known that cleanses the blood sad Ing Jacket «n il my purple and yellow at the same time builds up the general socka, and smoke one o f those birthday cigars you gave me, all at once.” health. Oar little book on contagions blood —Washington Star. nmeon la the most complete end instruc A N o n - H y d r o p h o b i c llo g . tive aver issued: it not only telle all about this disease, but also how to cure A baker appeared In a Carls court to yourself i t home It is free and should have a woman fined for keeping a ra be la the bands of everyone seeking • bid dog. which he claimed had hit him. Bar*. DVtid for it. j Inoculating him w ltb raldea When he IMg SWIFT set CIVIC C«.. ATLANTA. «A. waa through with bla complaint the woman put the dog on the Judge's desk and removed from Its mouth a set of ! false teeth. HARD TO BEAR Cannon Ball, for Payment. 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