Newberg graphic., November 23, 1900, Image 4

For
Sick
be served
be
Sandwiches that are to
at
an afteraooD tea shoo Id not
spread
with
or the filling mixtnre quite
the edge of the bread. This little
precaution w ill prevent their soiling
the gloves o f thoee who hold them.
to
Cornelia’s Double Mistake.
butter
T h e O ld e st
H a n k n o te
Is in the possession o f the Bank o f E ng­
land. It is dated December 19, 1090, en d is
fur £555. but on account o f its age sam e is
n.ade very valuable. One o f the old est
and most valuable stom ach m edicines is
Hostetler’s Stom ach Hitters.
F or fifty
years it has cured dyspepsia, indigestion ,
nervousness or insom nia. It w ill cure
w hen faith fu lly taken.
W om en
C h i n ...
L l k . A m e r i c a n . B e a t.
Up to tbe beginning of the present
tronblee, it has been somewhat remark­
able fact, according to the Philadel­
phia Inquirer, that no American c iti­
zen, traveler, basinees man, diplomat
or missionary, has ever been murdered
in China by the Chinese. This can be
said of tbe citizens of none of the other
great powers which have had oonstant
and loDg-continued intercourse with
the East. This, it is said, is not a
mere coincidence, or accident.
The
Chinese like Americans.
Of course,
the statement is made with the reser­
vation that they do not like any for
eigners as a resident of China, bat as
compared with the people of the great
European powers, they like the Ameri­
cans. Whenever they usk a man of
what nationality he is, and bia answer
is that he is an American, they at once
exclaim , ‘ ‘ We are friends.”
Every Exertion a Task
Every Care a Burden
There is failure of the strength
to do and the power to endure;
there is weakness “ ail over” that is
persistent and constant.
The vital functions are impaired,
food does not nourish, and the
whole system is run down.
A medicine that strengthens th"
stomach, perfects digestion, invig­
orates and tones is needed.
188 CORNELIA LENT was Mr. Dodrldge—"18— was the date of his
the only child of two good peo­ urrlval here. You were 1 month old
ple who bad not married until tb en -1 8 — was the date of till depart­
*
they reached the years which tiud most ure. Plainly you were 11 years of age.
F irs t- the modlolno ihai wedded pairs with their children well You attached yourself fondly to my old
n up about them. They had been friend’s heart, madam.”
holds tha rooord fo r the grow
At street fair in W ichita this fall,
“ No. I didn’ t," said Miss Cornelia,
happy, however, and when tbey died
largest number o f abso­ left their daughter a little Income, tartly. “ I ought to know. I never saw one of the c h ief features will be an
arch 40 feet high, constructed entirely
lute Cures o f female Ilia which, by close p.aching, she could him. I was born Just after he left, I’ ve of apples.
__
been
told.
There's
tbe
Bible
on
the
manage
to
live
upon.
Is Lydia E. Plnkham’t>
What Hood’s Sarsaparilla did for Mrs
• lo o itetVA nn « t o o .
Cornelia was not a pretty girl, but table; look at the date.”
L. B. Garland, Shady, Ten»., it has done
Vegetable Compound.
She opened the volume at the fatal
thousands of plainer girls had married
for
others. She took it when she was all
T b oread eraof this paj»«r will be pleased to
run down—without appetite, losing uesh
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
Second -M rs . Plnkham and settled while she remained a flyleaf; tiie lawyer perused It slowly.
(bat science hah been able to cure in all its
and unable to do her work. It restore«]
aud that is catarrh. Hail’s Catarrh Cure
oan show by her letter spinster. Perhaps the fact that she “ I see. I see," he said. “ Well, well; •taxes,
her appetite, increased her weight and
is tbe only positive cure known to the medical
was by no means a good-natured per­ and who was this little girl?”
Steers are preferred in this country made her well ami strong. This is her
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis­
file s In Lynn that a m il­ son had something to do with it.
Agony o f agonies! Here was another ease, requires a constitutional treatment. for beef, but in England the butchers own unsolicited statement.
lion women have been
In her youth ahe bad comported her­ He needed. Mr. Dumsday’s eyes opened Hall’« Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting pay one cent per pound more for heif­
upon the blood and mucous surfaces
ers, us they give less bone and more
restored to health by her self scornfully to well-disposed young widely. He listened more Intently. He directly
of the system, thereby destroying the founda­
tion o f the diKt-af-e, and giving the patient choice cuts.
A well-bred heifer, how­
men
who
belonged
to
the
mechanic
looked
at
the
lawyer;
he
looked
at
the
medicine and advloe.
strength by building up the constitution and
Promises to cure and keeps tin
classes and hud declared that she would lady. 8he must fib again, and blackly assisting nature in doing its work. The pro­ ever, is worth more for the dairy than
Third - A ll letters to M rs . only give her hand and heart to a mer­ this time.
prietors have so much faith in its curative
for beef. No heifeis should be kept promise. The earlier treatment i
that they offer One Hundred Dollar*
P ln k h a m a re received, chant, a physician, or a clergyman. “ That was a little adopted child who powers,
:or
• fails * to cure. Stud lor lini when calves unless from patents that begun the better— b-gin it to lay
or any
.n y case
c u e f that it
Addre«»
testimonia_ ___
__
are known to possess merit.
opened, read and an­ Merchants were rare In Bottlehole, the died,” said Miss Cornelia faintly. "They ot lotimoDiala.
F. J. CHENEY <& CO., Toledo, O.
by druggists, 76c.
swered by women only. only specimens of that order being two didn't think they should have any fam­ Bold
A fruit tree propagator has produced
M ake Y o u r L iv e r L iv e ly .
Hall’« Family Fills are the best-
bachelors, still connected with a ily o f their own.”
A lazy, languid liver keeps you in bad health a seedless apple.
These new apples
This faot Is oertlfled to by old
all
the
time.
Wake
it
up
to
lively
action
with
New York firm. The two doctors were
An Egyptian contemporary
say«:
"I see,” said the lawyer, rising—“ 1
Casearets Candy Cathartic. All druggists, 10c, are snprior in flavor to the ordinary
the mayor and postmas­ both married and the clergymen al­ see. My friend hoped she hsd grown to “ Our whole island in now giraled with 25c,
50c.
_____________________
kinds. High prices are boing paid for
ter of Lynn and others of ways had large families.
golf courses. All the world is no
be
woman. Good-day.”
Meat has been preserved in a frozen the trees.
Miss Cornelia's ambitious hopes were
“ And I can’t see why you should longer a stage, but golf link«.1’
M rs . Plnkham*» own oliy.
state for 80 years, and found perfectly
S to p s the C o u g h a n d
Write fo r free book con­ never realized, and her father's appren­ come here to add to a lady's age,” said
eatable at the end of that time.
W o r k s O f f th o G o ld .
tice, Tim Cornell, who had admired her, Mlsa Cornelia. “ I’m sure It’» impolite.”
taining these certificates. and hHd been quite a believer In her as
Laxative Bro'no-Qniuiue Tablets cnre
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
"Madam,” said Mr. Dodrldge, bat In
a cold in one day. No care, No l ’ay.
ir.$ Hyrup the best remedy to use for
Every ailing woman Is an "elegant and genteel person," dual­ hand, "I have an excuse; Mr. Noire,
Price 25 cents.
children
during the teething period.
Invited to write to M rs . ly pronounced her “ mighty proud and good old man, left all his fortune to that i This signature is on every box of the genuine
haughty,”
and
abandoned
his
suit.
Miss
Laxative
Bromo-Quinine
Tabut.
Before
the
next
toorist
season
opens
little
girl.
Had
she
lived
she
would
be
One Chicago mau has escaped jury
Plnkham and get her ad­
Cornelia at last awoke to the knowl­ an Immense heiress. I paved the way the remedy that c u r « « a c o l d In o n « d a y the Swiss railway from Spiez to Fouti- serivee on the plea that he is preju­
vice free o f charge.
edge that she was getting on In life, and —paved the way, that’s all."
gen w ill be completed.
diced against the city. But theu some
Rural mail delivery is progressing in
Lydia E. Plnkham Med. Co., Lynn, Mata.
that If she was not careful people
He departed; Mias Cornelia bowed
men w ill say almost anything to es­
a way to satisfy both the people and
T h e B e s t P r e s c r i p t i o n f o r M a la r i a
would dnd It out.
him out. After all, what did It matter?
the department. In Carroll county, Chills and Fever is a bottle of Groves. cape jury duty.
Hut for that dreadful family Bible in Fortune, In the person o f Mr. Hums
Private roof garden* are auch a N u e ­
Maryland, every farm house no>* has a Tasteless Chill Tonic. It ia «imply
ces« in New York that the large board­ which the record o f her birth was writ­ dny, waa at her feet, and she had saved
daily free mail delivery.
iron and Quinine in a tasteless form,
ing-houses find it necessary to Mdopt ten down, she would have felt safe In ten years o f her age In hla eyes.
No Cnre. No Pay. Price 50o.
slicing
off
ten
years
o
f
her
life—a
pro­
T
O
C
K
N
O
W
W
H
A
T
Y
O
U
A
R
K
T
A
K
I
N
G
them as a regular summer feature.
But alaa! what ailed Mr. Dumsday?
ceeding which she fancied would In­ He had arisen; hla face looked pale, hla When you take Grove’« Tasteless Chill
When a mau is lost to all shame, a
D O N ’ T G E T FOOTROKB. G E T FOOT-
crease her value In the eyes of a certain countenance anxious. He shook his Tonio because the formula is plainly club or a rawhide is the only argument
kask ,
Mr. Dumsday, who had recently paid head slowly, went to the candlestick, printed on every bottle showiug that it left.
“ I aaflTered i l l « t o r t u r e s o f t l ie d a m n e d
A powder. A t this season y ou r feet feel
with protruding piles brought on by constipa­
her a few solemn calls. He was really folded the leaves o f the family Bible, is «imply Iron and Quinine in a taste­
sw ollen, nervous and un com fortable. If
tion with which I was afflicted for twenty
PUo’s
Cure
for
Consumption
is
an
infal-
|
y ou have sm arting feet or tight shoes, try
an old man himself, but the older the and spoke aa follows:
less form. No Cure, No Pay. 60c.
I ran across your CASCARETS in the
lible medicine for coughs and colds.—N. ; years.
A lien’s Foot-K ase. It rests and c om forts:
town of Newell. Ia., and never found anythin*
man the younger, generally, one finds
W. S amukl , Ocean (¡rove, N. J., Feb. 17, to equal them. To-day 1 am entirely free fror
“ Comely, from what I see you’ re Just
m akes w alking easy. Cures sw ollen ami
Ceiling« that have been smoked with 1 9 0 0 . __________________|
bis choice of a wife to be.
piles and feel like a new man. ”
about 30 year» of age, aren’t ye?”
sw eating feet, blisters and ca llou s spots.
C H . K r it z . 1411 Jones S t., Sioux City, Ia
a kerosene lamp should be washed off
R elieves corns and bu nions o f all puiu ami
Poor Miss Cornelia! She eyed that
“ Yes,” said Cornelia, wondertngly.
In ChinA a doctor’ « fee varies from
is a certain cure for C hilblains, Sweating,
with «oda water.
well-thumbed Bible which her compan­
"This
Is
a
trial
to
me.
Com
ely,”
said
8
cents
to
a
quarter.
D am p or Frosted Feet. W e have over 30,*
CANDY
ion and assistant. Cousin Betsy Baker, Mr. Dumsday. "I know I’ ve "been to
000 testim onials. D on ’ t get footsore get
v
^
C A T H A R T IC
^
R H E U M A T IS M , S C IA T IC A , immediate­
always would have upon a stand In the blame If It come to notbtng, but we
F oot-E ase.
T ry it today. Sold by all
ly relieved; positively cured by “ Rheumatol ”
druggists and shoe stores for 26c. Trial
parlor, with absolute horror.
Prepared only by the Rheumatol Co., 368 W.
must part.”
package F rick . A ddress, A llen 8. Olm ­
11th St., New York.
She sat over her grate fire late one
“ Did you think I was younger?” said
sted. he Hoy, N. Y .
f t
night thinking over the matter.
Cornelia. "Is that It?”
i T h e D a u g h te r o f a F o rm e r G o v e rn o r o f
T R A O f M AUN « fO fS T t ft t O
Tbe waste from the hay mow makes
The natives of Hawaii, be they over
S o u th D a k o t a A t t a i n s an
Who knew her exact age? Cousin
“ No, Com ely,” said Mr. Dumsday;
excellent Utter for chickens.
The !
so poor, never steal or beg. These Betsy. But Cousin Betsy would not “ but I took a little oath to my daughter,
K n v l a b l e P o s it i o n .
seeds of all kinds of grass when dry
offences are oonfined almost exclusive­ wish to quarrel with her, and was too
From the Oregon Independent, Salem, Ore.
Jemmimy—Mrs. Nutmegs, that Is—nev­
are relished oy fowls, and when the
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do
ly to the Portuguese residents of the old a woman to think her anything but
er to marry a second wife under 40.
waste from the mow is thrown on the 3ood, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gri|>e. 10c. 25c. 50c.
The daughter of H o d . J. H. Fletcher,
island.
young. The clergyman who baptized People generally thinks you rlslag 40,
... C U R E CO N STIPATIO N . ...
floor
of
the
poultry
house
the
fowls
her. But he was superannuate«) and so I picked you out. Good-by, Comely. formerly governor of South Dakota, out w ill industriously work in the litter S U r lia r lle m e d j C om p a n y , C h ica g o , K o n lr a a l, lf»w Y o r k . SIS
T O C U R E A C O L D IN O N E D A T
now
a
resident
of
Salem,
Oregon,
has
H A T A D A P Sold and gun ran teed by all drag*
Take Laxative Promo (Quinine Tab­ lived with Ills son In-law In another I hope I ain’ t spiled yer prospex. Some lately attained an enviable position. and And much to consume.
R U " I U * D J I U nt'tKtn «" it It V. Teharen Habit.
lets. All druggists refund the money State. The fnmlly doctor was dead, younger man will-----’’
Her success is remarkable, especially
and
the
dear
old
gentlemnn
who
bad
•’O !" cried Cornells. "O, come back! when the fact is known that for some
if it fails to cure. K. W. (¡rove’s sig­
( The Famous German Wood Preserver)
boarded with them from her babyhood PU tell the truth. I am 40.”
nature is on each box. 26c.
time it was feared her career would be
went to Europe years liefore, and was
*v
, 1 "
1
"Records can’t He. I seed It In the shortened because of ill health.
Under rational treatment the average probably dead. Hood Mr. Noire! But Bible,” said Mr. Dumsday. "Farewell,
Ex-Governor Fletcher in speaking of
yield of a bee hive in Palestine is 100 •he should never hear of him again. Comply. It’s a cross, but I must bear
tbe happy event in his daughter’s life
pounds.
| Y’ es, It was safe. She would do It.
It.” —New Y’ork Evening News.
. . . . P e r m a n e n t ly D e s t r o y s . ...
said:
It was night—half past 12 at least—
HELP WANTED.
“
For
over
two
years
my
daughter
the hour when “ ctnirchyards yawn and
f f ANT1I) ~ M .n a n il w o m a n o f g o o d
L O R D R U S S E L L 'S D I L E M M A .
had been declining from a strong,
e h M r . i 't . r t o r . , t r . . . n t « . t n b l l . h . r f h o l l a , ( graves give up their dead." Miss Cor­
o n • »li.rrl » p l f- n t l li l o p p o r t u n i t y
Ad-
healthy, rosy-cheeked person to a pale,
nelia arose. She stood before the fire M i s t a k e n f o r a T h i e f H e M a d e ■ L u ­
d r . . . 1*. O . l i o . &H7, P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n .
weakly and helpless girl. She was
'One application is all that is required. It lasts for years. If
d ic r o u s E x it fr o m t h e K crtn e .
j with her back toward It, and took the
Farmers whit keep common sheep ami j candlestick In tier hand.
Once when he first came to London a f f lic t e d w i t h t e r r i b i e h e a d a c h e * , a n d your dealer cannot supply you, write for circulars and information to the
apparently grew weaker and more lan­
depend upon wool, do not know how
Any one who had observed her would nml was laying the foundation o f his
following distributing agents: Perfection Pile Preserving Co., Seattle,
specimens of some breeds muy lie made certainly have ticlleved that she was great career, the future lord chief Justice guid, and apparently without cause.
We
became
greatly
alarmed
and
feared
W
ash.; Fisher, Thorsen & Co., Portland, Oregon.; Whittier, Coburn &
to reach great weights. A. 2-year-old going straight to poor Cousin Betsy’s ’ went to the pit of a theater. The piece
grade Lincoln wether in Kuglnud was room to end that Indy’s life by a Jab of was popular, the pit was crowde«! and that her days were already numbered. Co., San Francisco, Cal.
“ I tried several doctors, one after
slaughtered, its live weight being 424 the sharp little knife blade, but she the youug advocate had only standing
pounds.
The carcass weighed 804 paused at the candlestick, knelt down, room. A11 of a sudden a man at his the other, but all without avail. Fin­
pounds, the loose fat 84 pounds, the opened the family Bible at the flyleaf, side cried out that ills watch was stolen. ally, to please a friend, I bought a box DOU YOU WANT YOUR SON EDUCATED FOR A BUSINESS LIFE?
siku, blood and entrails U0 pounds mid amt slowly, cautiously began to scrape, Mr. Russell and two other men were of Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale
the waste 0 pounds. Sheep weighing scrape,‘ scrape at the last two figures o f hemmed In. "It Is one o f you three,” People, and to our surprise, before it
was used her headaches ceased, the
800 pounds live weight are numerous the record of her birth.
cried the man minus the watch.
color began to return to her cheeks and
in this country.
•‘Well, we had better go out aud tie
Then she crossed the room, took from
lips and her strength begun to assert
The population of the llerlin suburb a fireside cupboard a pen and Inkstand, sea-died,” said Mr. Russell, with the itself.
alertness
of
mind
that
did
not
fall
him
wrote
two
other
figures
In
the
place
of
{ Cbarlottenhurg is in a curiously unsta­
Y A M H IL L A N D E L O V K N T H STK K K TÜ , P O R T L A N D , O R K G O N .
“ I bought five lioxes more and by
Write us. Send for our New Illustrated Catalogue.
ble condition. Last year 44,718 of those she had erased, blew upon the at a trying moment amid an excited the time Bhe had finished them she was
crowd.
leaf
until
It
was
dry,
carefully
touched
the population of 174,550 left the city
completely restored to her health, and
A detective w as at hand ami the Sug­
and 58,744 from elsewhere took their up the rest of the record to match In
l he
O n ly S u re
C u re
and
today our hearts are gladdened with
I ii « t a n t a n e o u i R e l i e f f o r
brightness, and drew hack to read the gestion was accepted, says the I/omlon the society of a robust, rosy aud ®
places.
smeudtst lines, which now plainly Express. As Mr. Russell walked out healthy girl instead of a pale, tired and
stated to all beholders that she had en­ the Idea flashed through his miud that sickly one. In her case the transfor­
tered this world thirty years before In­ If the man behind him had the stolen mation was rapid aud wonderful, and
stead of forty. •
property he would probably try to se­ I can never apeak too highly of the
"Cornelia.”
crete It In the pocket o f his front rank splendid merits of Dr. W illiam s’ Pink
S C I A T I C A , N K l K A l .t i l \ , N K R V O U 4 -
It seemed to come from above. Cor­ man. Quirk as thought he drew h's P ills.”
R I9 8 . D Y 8 P IP 8 IA , H I AD ACM ■ , C A-
t
coat tails about him—only to feel, to his
nelia
looked
up
expecting
to
see
some­
No discovery of modern times has T A R K H . C R O U P . B R O N C H I T I S , L A
Catarrh lias become auclt a common
horror, something large and smooth and proved such a boon to women as Dr. G K I P P K , M A L A K i t , H K A R T W E A K -
thing dreadful. It was repeated:
Sisease that u person entirely free from
M O S S ’ C K K K I ’ I N G M M H N K S S , etc. Buy
"Cornelia, ain’ t you «’oinlng to bed?" round alrendy in hla pocket. While he W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale People. a bottle today and have It In the house It will
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
save suffering and doctor’s bills Harmless for
♦rith ft it customary to speak of Catarrh
It was only Cousin Betsy speaking was still wondering what this might Acting directly on the bluod and children’s use. Contains no opiates or other harm­
untie lients. Absolutely pure and concentrated,
as nothing more serioua than a bad cold,
through a disused register, which had mean for him, the detective energetical
nerves, invigorating the liody, regulat­ ful
l-arue bottle of 300 doses for $1. prepaid bv mail or
a simple lnAsiumatidn of the nose and ones oouveyeil heat from a stove In the ly selzeil the hindmost man. exclaim­ ing the fuuotiona, they restore the express,
or we will send you (postpaid) a trial
throat, it is, in fact, a complicated and
for 25 cents. Agents wanted.
ing: "W hat, you rascnl. at It again!” strength and health to tbe exhausted bottle
sitting room to the elinmtier above.
SRIISOa RHEUMATIC CURE COMPART. 164 Labe It. Cbicags, Hi.
eery dangerous disease ; if not at first, it
All In a cold perspiration, Cornelia To Mr. Russell ami the other man he woman when every effort of the plijsi-
If Y o u N « d a
eery soon becomes so.
managed to reply that she would come apologized amt hade them go free. Bui cian proves unavailing.
The blood is quickly contaminated by
lu a moment, and then closing the Bible Mr. Russell, before he had taken man«
the f o u l secretions, ami the poison
For the growing girl they are of the
through the general circulation is carried and putting away the writing materials steps, reflected that he could not keep utmost benefit, for the mother indis­
to all parts of the system.
she crept upstairs, a world of horrible the watch. He went trnck to the b.>\ pensable, for every woman invaluable.
R O II
o r a n y p ie ce o fM a ch in e ry .lt
Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis­ unseen things close after her.
office ami explained, with a courage on
will pay to write i;s for cata­
Everywhere Dr. W illiam s' Pink Pills
. prop«tlTr«r>
factory and disappointing, because they
and ».Ijuitcd logue and prices.
Mr. Dumsday regularly “ came a which he afterward sahl he rarely ex
for
Pale
People
are
recognized
as
a
quick
t
ain
an
d
w
ith
all
do not reach the seat of the trouble. S.
m odern im p rovem en ts—in
greater
demands.
that, specific for diseases of the blood aud
fa ct on e o f the fln est made, RU SSELL A OOe9 P o r t l a n d 9 O r .
B. S. does. It cleanses the blood of tlie courting" now. And he was a rich perleneed
^ sa a m ^ ^ ^
With proper ca- a w ill la -t S
poison and sliminatesfrom the system all widower, whose married daughter pro- though he did not take the watch, he nerves. For paralysis, locomotor atax­
20 YEAR GUARANTEE..?
catarrhal secretions, and thus cures thor­ fesaed herself nnxlous that "p a" should had It. So saying he put his hand Into ia, and other diseases long supposed paaren ca equ al to any
•olid fo ld w atch SentC.O 1». fo r SS.SI
hare some one to tnke care of him. Ills pocket and pulled out a forgotten incurable, they have proved their effi­ and exprasschargra. w |40
oughly anil permanently the worst cases.
ith p< 1\liege o f KKEK F.XAlINATION. If
not
satisfactory,
can
La rsturnad a t o u r expenaa.
snuff
box.
Miss
Cornells
had
quite
made
up
her
cacy
iu
thousands
of
cases.
They
are
Mr. P. H . McAllister, o f H .rrod.Siirg, K y.,
An alegant floldplatad Chain w orth Ona Dollar.
If
06 is sent w ith order. W here •<« E xp ress I ________________
w rite .: "H a r in g h«cn • l e m b l . sufferer front
mind that lavender should be the color
one of the greatest blessings ever be > ba
se n t w ith ord er an d goods w ill be sh ip p e d b y regi»tera4
Mure K non fh T a l e .
Catarrh, and being now
■isil.
Write w h sth sr O cnts or luidfas. Jew elry Catalogue fraa.
o
f
tier
wedding
dress
«
copper-colored
stowed upon maukind.
M in d and well, the ques­
In one o f the private schools here In
People • Jewelry Co.. Dept.33 Safe Bldg, dnlCAQft
tion often pul to me la,
bride expectant always does.
This remedy ia sold by druggists
1 What cured vow ?• In an-
And the two were sitting together one town there Is a small hoy who Is always generally, or w ill be sent, postpaid, by
awrr I feel It my duty to
Mate that Swift's Specific
evening talking confidentially about clw-erfully miles behind everybody else. the Dr. Williams' Medicine t ’o., Sche­
I. the medicine. I am
rheumatism snd Its best liniment, when He la not a dull boy, but learning does nectady, N. Y „ on receipt of price, 50 '
such a teurleltevcr in '.he
thing
•fltcacy of Swift a Specific
the doorbell rang and a tall, lean gen not appeal to him »» being
rants per oox, six boxes for $’.‘ .50.
that I can houeally and
peelally to tie desire«!. Recently the
tleman.
In
a
suit
of
Mack,
was
ushered
Conscientiously r e c o m ­
During the present century 400 hn
teacher told the class In comp«isltlon
mend it to any one »utter.
Into tbe parlor.
•* »•« ftom Catarrh. Have 1
“ Mias Cornelia I.unt, I believe," he that on the next day she would expect man lives, 1125.000,000 and 200 ships f
reconi mended it to ninny, j
each of them to be able to write a short hare been lost in fruitless efforts to
and am happ> > «av that I
said.
those whom T have (tidin' 1
anecdote. She ezplalm>d with great care find the North Pole.
“ Yea, sir," said Mist Cornelia.
ed N - l w 44 can hear m e out (n the statement that
It w i’ l cure any cam o f Catarrh if taken a.cord-
The gentleman bowed, handed her a the meaulng o f the word anecdote, and
; tag to directions '*
card with "C. Dodrldge, Solicitor,’* up next day when ahe called the claas up oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yoa can 't make a m istake it yoa g e ts
f t h « K M tk '» the only purely veg-
to write, all but the laggard went at
on It, an<! took the seat she offered
el able bb>od purifier
” 1 understand that your respected once to work.
All
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of
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’ Why don’t you write an anecdote,
nil blood medicines parents are no more, ma’am," said the
deaf are Incurabl*
»1» *O l»S o u s t ISSKIM a TBLY.
solicitor. "They would remember bet­ R ob?" asked the teacher.
l>eecrlb# your caee
Examination and advice free.
and tonics.
Yon can cnre yon -eelf at home at a nominal coat.
"I forget what an anecdote Is," said
you have Catarrh don't wait until it ter than you do, pmbably. n period of
International
A
nral.
Clinic.
thirty years ago when one Mr. Noire Hob, undisturbed.
becomes deep-seated and chronic, but he-
'a at Ojtce the un* of 8. 8 S , and send
boarded with them.”
"I explained It yestenlay. Rob; and
PO RTLAN D , O RECO N .
FINE OLD
r o u t b o o k on blond and akin diseases
"Yes. sir," said Cornelia, growing red you ought to remember." said the
and write our physicians about your caae.
In the face. "I'v e heard them speak of teacher, a bit out o f patience. "Am
I N I (W IFI SPECIFIC C O . ATLANTA. M .
him."
anecdote la a tale. Now write.”
"A h ," aahl the gentleman, "he was a
Rob bent over hla slate, and with
O N E F O R A D O B S . Cure fl'et Headache and Dye»
pepata, R ww» e Pimple«,Pnrtfy the It.ood. Aid Dlgea-
SEND NO MONEY dear friend as well as a client o f mine. much twisting o f brow and writhing o f
G in , B r a n d y , R u m
Until you h .*• sewn an.t teste I our watch
tlon. Prevent Ltlleasneea. I*> not Gripe or SicXem. Te
W# aell at faetwry Price al Owe-Mftiran<1
He died about two months ago In Lon­ lip ground out his task. When the
r -a . will mat; «amp efree; full hot. » e . D R .
li full quart« f9.00. Per ca Ion 82..S0. X XX convince
U m Ike i : » hat yon have to pay elaeoherm.
• O S A N K O C O . , rtUaSalpeie, Fa. S~ldbf DTSEtfMa.
don. He was wealthy at the time o f hi* slates were collected hit waa at the
FORT AND 8 H K K K Y . i l ai.
OoP wat< hM are Titled w lh |ba uiiMuailett
tas 17 ¿eweled fiperlsl I itelied or 1 jew el
death, ami he never forgot the extreme very top o f the heap. The teacher pick
JOHN POOLE. P obtlaxd , O kkqok .
i « or Siala ■••rwiewl, known
A L L G O O D GOODS
the World over as the t>eat a n i
rati g iv e y ou th e best haryalns in general
klnduess of the friends o f thirty years ed It up. and this Is what she read:
WARRANT!« 20 tlARS
m achinery, engines, boH erv tank«, p um ps,
Or<*ere
for
12'
00
and
upward
delivered
free
to
age. who knew him In his days o f coni
C a m is h u n tin g eoli«* f e l á p if ie n »
"Yesterday we had soup made from
nearest Railroad or Steamer Landing. Blank plow s, b e lts a n d w indm ill*, i he n ew *
e n g r a v in g , e v t t a I t k a m t gold
paratjye poverty. Yes, tbey are gone the anec«lote o f an o x ." - Youth's Com­
Case« and Kegs.
steel I X L w ind m ill, sold by him , is an -
a la le gooal « f onaf« f o r a rei I road
•eitleit» - H p rela l l » » * r f e r Ih#
«quailed.____________________________________
also; but the little girl who salted on panion.
i t i IMI d eJV : S en d y«*wr addree*
LOUIS CAHEN & SON
e n d are w t ¡ s e n d w a tch C . O P
him so lovlnglj still live*. She waa II
w it h p r iv ile g e o f f u l l a t v a t ln e
~ K i l l e d t h e K ta a e a .
I T »«*l" , V * ' m »! P E N S I O N
Established 80 Year«
t io a . C e ll in a n y # « . # » ! a n d If
years old at that time. I suppose I sd
IT BICHFOB". Rathinytes. 0 C . they will ra­
f o a n d per fe r II y a *t'a f «. t o r y en d
"Tea. they tried to live on bread
dress her?”
i
we*, h e v er ,> e » t ..l f->r geeb
il
rg ret ee
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cheese and kisses."
. r ic e p e y f î J S an I e t p r e e t r h v r p
•Dth Corps. Prosecuting claim s nines 1878.
“ No, sir," said Miss Lnnt, redder than
•S, e t h e r » >ea r»«»| o n e oen|
f P t 6. •
"D idn't It work?”
• * u fi c h e l a f o r M i l W i l t n w ith ev ery
ever as Mr Dumsday turned an at­
Blake I f L e d lee ne t ie n t a w a tch I« w a n te d « r t e a t e e c e u
"No. she msde the bread and Georg*
y a e l a d v e M - e e iM e w a firh a l t «• p r i c e e g vid l 'a U l o g n e f r M
tentive ear to this dreadful statement—
lior Watch Co . 8 4 7 Castrai Baak lliíg . Chscair*
furnished the Roquefort, and aft«*
and feeling that one lie begot many,
A ,n,ntnterd
c w , for
lor <
.l»rrb and
toj
ied Cue«
Catarrh
W iW
,s ° ' n TnEM,>l-t * « t “
that nobody wanted any kisses."—
H o t l 145.
oci B
W fi»», .» J .fr o p .y o»di«*co«- C o n s u m o o n 11 >V 1) U L ock
anil that having MMied la the family
pIie.uoT
S
a
,B
ec;»iiy
for
t
w
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T
Cleveland Blaln Dealer.
ITH X GO. t i f T i l l , I . T , F i p ' t
Bible ahe must »tick to It or die—"No,
T ,» r , - . t h u , » o , t w ondirfil V. I. SM
a . com , Have cared loa aj t h « « ,-
air. 1 was not born at that date.”
Gold dust ha* rändern) many
►. w. r .
■
»OQ.
IM M M .
___
“I hare mV old friend's record." said blind tm bit duty.
; m i j i n s s s:va.
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ORAN.
DEC
P m iT
A n a lV«
Balt Lake, Denver,
Ft. W orth,Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Louis,Chicago and
East.
Chicago
Portland
•pedal
• 16 a. m.
¡a a
Atlantic
■xpittta
• .00 p. oa
4;00 p. m .
7:00 a. m .
Lake, Denver,
Worth,Omaha,
S t. ansas
City, St.
Louis,Chicago aud
Last.
Spokane
Flyer
• *¡0 p m
• 30 p
m .
W alla W alla. Lewis-
ton.Bpokane,M in­
neapolis, St. i’AUl,
Duluth. Militan-
kee, Chicago Jt East
S 40 a. ul .
Ocean Steamships.
4.00 p. aa.
A ll sailing dates
subject to change
Hood's S arsap arilla
For 8an Francisco —
Sail every 6 days.
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
Wills metto RI vor.
t oo. m
l x . Builder
T O O .,
4 00 p. m.
Bx. Sunday
Columbia divo*
Stoamors.
Dally
■ x »unday
f:0 0 e. m.
Saturday
10:00 p. in.
4:A0p. as.
Ex.S und ay
Oregon City, New-
Werg, «Me..., I » d c
pendenec «b Way
lAudingo._______
a
PILES
SCHEDULES
Willamette and Yam­ 1:80 p. m.
hill «Ivors.
Mon.. Wad.
m.
f i n . Thur
and Sat.
aad Fri.
Orogon City, Day-
ton, A Way Land­
ings,
4:00 a an.
T «ss., T h «r
and Bat.
4 80 p .m .
Mon.,
aad Fri.
Willamette RI vor.
Portland to Corval­
lis A W ay Land­
ings.
Lv. Hiparla
1:13 a. m.
Daily
Lv.Low lstoa
Dally
• a.m .
tnsko Rlvor.
Riparia to Lewiatoi
W . H. HURLBURT,
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
EA ST
AND
SO UTH
—V IA —
MISS FLETCHER’S SUCCESS.
..AVENARtUS
CARBOUNEUM..
..CHICKEN LICE AND VERMIN..
CATARRH
RHEUMATISM
ftralns leave Newberg for Portland and way
étalions at 7:55 a. in.
Depot Fifth and I 8ta.,
Portland.
Overland Express—'
For Salem,Roseburg,
Asland, Sacramento,
• 7:00 p. m. Ogden, San Francis- • 9:15 a. l
Mojave, Los An­
geles, El Paso, New
Orleans and East.
Host-burg passenger— • 4:30 p. m.
fV ia Wood burn, fori
Daily
Mount Angel,Silver-
Daily
except
ton, W e st 8c io,
except
Sunday.
Brownsville, Spring-
Sunday.
[ field and Natron.
J
) 7:30 a. m. ..Corvallis passenger. t 5:50 p. m.
f 4:50 p. m. Independence pass’ngr. f 8:25 a. m.
•Daily. fDaily except Sunday.
Connecting at San Francisco with steamship
Mnes for Hawaii, Japan, China, the Philippines
And Australia.
Rebate tickets on sale daily between Port­
land Sacramento and 8an Francisco. Net rates
7 nrst-claS and 111 second-class, including
eeper.
For through tickets and rates call on or ad-
Iress
H. R. 8ATCHWELL, Agt., Newberg Station.
Or Address,
C. H. MARKHAM, G. F. A Pass Agent.
Portland, Or.
E
ORTHERN
PACIFIC RY.
(Y .llo w ,t o o e Park Lin».)
H » only Dining-Car R outs from Pori land
to the East.
T he only route to the Y ellow stone National
Park.
T n . Depot, Foot 8th 9t. | Axaiva.
SAW MILL, ENGINE
a
• MR a. m
Fast mail for Kalania,
Kelso, Castle Rock, Win-
lock, Chebalis. Ctntra-
lia, South Bend, Monte-
aano, Aberdeen. O^osta,
Olym pia, Tac< a t, Seat­
tle, Victoria, Pt. Town­
send, Ellensbnrgh. Ros-
lyn,
North
Takim a,
Bpragne, Cheney, Spo­
kane, Pullm an,
Gar­
field, Farm ington. Mos­
cow, Unlontow n, Gen­
esee. R* «stand, B. C .;
Trail, B. C .; Nelson, B.
C .;
Kalso,
Missoula,
Butte, Anaconda, Hele­
na, St. Paul, Minneapo­
lis, Kansas City, Oma­
ha, Council Bluffs, 8t.
Irouia, Chicago, Wash­
ington, New York, Phil­
adelphia, B <st)n, and
ail
points K a n and
Southeast.
va-
NOTHING
BETTER
MADE
Are You Deaf 7?
..M it c h e ll..
If
I D AYS to M inneapolis, Omaha, Kansas City
and St. Paul.
DAYS to M ilw aasee and Chicago.
D AYS t*> W ashington, Philadelphia, New
York, Boeton,
and
other Eastern
point«.
Baggage checked through to destination of
leket.
For sleeping-car reservation*, ticketa. maps
tod full Inform ation, call on or write
A. D. C H A R L T O N ,
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co. tost. Gti. Pass. Apit,
K
a H. WOODWARD,
Loral Afant, N cw tarj, Or.
BO Y E A R S ’
EXPERIEN CE
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P atents
and
D R O P S Y SUTLER’S GARBOLITE of IODINE
a
W M,
4
w r itin g ta
Ham th is
a d v e r t is e r s
a le e e e i
Portland, Or.
I l l M e r r la o n 8 t ., f J s r . T h i r d .
. . . W H I S K Y . . . DR. GUNN'S«!1? » P ILLS
-
7:80 a. l
D i
s ic i
Co-V-IOHT* A c.
Aavnne•
Bír2 '¿ r
[ a she«eh and deeoietton may
por opinion free whether aa
teat
Chdaw agewey for aecwnng patenta.
Patenta taken through Mann A CoTrssaN s
«P M ia i asm ca. wtthoai ehargn. tn the
Sdentine America«.
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