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K A N S A S 'A T S C H O O L .
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They say that all wealth comes from
the soil. Yet Kansas, which had the
largest crop of any American state, is
the hardest up. And the New England
states, where they don’ t raise much, are
all right. It doesn’ t come from the soil.
It comes from brains. The inan who
works with his hands and uses only
muscle isn’ t hi it. He hasn’t been in it
for a generation ; he never will lie in it
again. Laws won’t put him in it. The
thing is the result of the law of nature.
Free silver won’ t do it; free riot won’t
do it. Brains have the call over m uscle;
cunning is master of brute strength.
The individual must work out his own
success and he must use his head more
than his hands.
The trouble iu Kansas is that the peo­
ple have been taught that the law can
“ do something for them.” They have
been told that this, that or the other
law would help them out. The truth is
that nothing but hustling will help a
man out o f any scrape. The people
have been told that somebody or some­
thing outside of themselves is responsi­
ble for their failures, and that the some­
thing must bo put down. The some­
thing in question is some one else’s
brains.
Kansas has been trying to leg­
islate against brain. To earn money
and save it requires brains.
Money
earned and saved is capital. Capital is
the money power.
Kansas has been
talking against the money power. She
has been abusing men with shrewdness
enough to have capital. In trying to
legislate against brains, Kansas lias been
going against the natural order of things.
Therefore, in a state with the largest
crops in the world, arc unnatural order,
hard times, prevails.
There will be hard times so long as we
fool with the unnatural order. We onco
encouraged capital and prospered. The
very day we stopped encouraging brains
we began to fall. The thing for the
present administration to do is to repeal
the present stay law, to cease dallying
with the bogus reforms that can only
hurt the poor man, and to show the
world that Kansas is in line with civili­
zation. The minute you try to hamper
capital, you hamper the man who is try­
ing to accumulate a little capital. You
can’ t make a law that will strangle the
man with a million and not strangle
the man with 50 cents. The law that
tackles $1,000,000 in a lump w ill tackle
half a dollar by itself. If you talk
against the man who is well-to-do you
must give up all hope of getting well-to-
do yourself.
If it is free for all you
stand as good a show of winning us the
next man.
Kansas should turn around and help
the man with the 10 talents and let the
fellow with his little, old, measly ono
talent wrapped in a napkin take care of
himself. Tho Bible justifies such a
course, and that is the wisest guide the
world knows.
Ad astra per aspera
means translated freely into the Ameri­
can language, “ The hustler gets there.”
—Emporia (K an.) Gazette.
E d ito r & P u b l is h e r .
FR ID A Y , JANUARY 8, 1897.
Entered u second class metter et the postofflce
et New berg, Oregon.
Tho Myrtle Point Enterprise Lag been
enlarged to an eight column folio. Who
said times were not getting better?
The football season ia about over, so
there will now be room for a report of
the doings of the Oregon legislature in
the newspapers.
Governor Altgeld of Illinois seems to
be endeavoring to break the record made
by our Sylvester in the matter of grant­
ing pardons. On Jan. 5 he pardoned 20
convicts, 12 of whom were charged with
murder.
Which had you rather have, a dinner
without an appetite or an appetite with­
ou t a dinner?—Albany Democrat.
Well, in most cases if you will put up
the dinner the appetite may very safely
be left to shift for itself.
With the prospect of another sena­
torial squabble before the legislature, the
people of Oregon on a vote being taken,
would without doubt give a three fourths
vote in favor of the election of United
States senators by a direct vote of the
people.
The fellows that are "to o poor” to
take a county paper are in clover. The
drug stores have received their supply
of almanacs for 1897. They will line up
and help themselves to the fodder, and
till up on stale jokes.—Myrile Point E n­
terprise.
Charley Nickel, who has been on the
Jacksonville Times for the past twenty-
ids years, and who lias been quite suc­
cessful as a money maker in Jackson
county, is just now having to put up a
pretty handsome fortuno as bondsman
for a county official.
One of our exchanges has come to a
wise, profound ami sensible conclusion
when itsayB: “ The longer we run a
newspaper and write aliout people and
events, the more wo realize how utterly
impossible it is to scratch every man on
the sjwt where it itches the most.”
Hon. George W . Riddle, of Douglas
county, who is a prominent candidate
for speaker of the house, lias boon in the
legislature a number of times and dur­
ing one session wielded the gravel. He
is a man of good horse sense and the re­
publicans could do much worse than to
elect him as speaker.
Tho Albany Democrat very truthfully
«ays: You can’ t give a boy too good a
start in life. The future depends upon
the lioy of today, and tho Democrat r.o-
ver mentions a subject of more impor­
tance to the people of the United States
than that of gutting the children on tho
right road.
Before twenty you can toll
almost for certain what a boy will make.
S E N A T O R M IT C IIK I.I, E N D O R S E D .
There are those who are making them­
selves ridiculous.
They are like the
Israelites of old—they want a sign.
Senator Mitchell must say something.
Now tlioso people forget that the senator
not only has said that something, but
nas done it . One year ago lie served no­
tice upon Teller A Co. that he is not of
them. He voted for the Dingley tariff
bill, which was a test on the financial
question. Thnt was a time before the
prominence was attached to currency
Unit it lias since obtained. Later Sena­
tor Mitchell endorsed the St. Louis re­
publican platform und made not one,
but many speeches in support of Mc­
Kinley and Hobart.
Not once did lie
sulk in his tent. What more can a man
do to entitle him to lie recorded as a re­
publican? Ho lias always voted tlie re­
publican ticket—from 18ti0, if ho was
then old enough—down to 180ti. He
has always supported republican meas­
ures in congress by his voice and vote.
Can some of his interrogators say as
much.— Hillsboro Independent.
Jonathan Bourne has leased ono
whole building, beside other rooms else­
where iu Salem, during tho session of
the legislature. Jonathan is evidently
arranging to carry out his old scheme of
idling members for their intluenco
’ Ithingh the region of tho stomach.
The dllipensing of lioodle from these
quarters will no doubt be a favorite
pastime also.
In justice to Governor Win. 1’ . Lord a
word ot warning is sent him in advance.
The ex-mayor of New berg, who enjoys
the distinction of (losing as political boss,
where rolls tho mighty ( ’ hehalom, will
go over to Salem this week and unless
the governor is on his guard tho ex-
n l a y e r is liable to drop into his seat, on
When tho sound money republicans
his arrival, and begin the dictation of went into caucus at Washington nil the
affairs of the state. Better look to your silver republicans failed to put in ap­
laurels governor.
pearance. We are pleased to note that
Hon. J. H. Mitchell was there all right.
Since lynching in tho South has been Ho was taking in Oregon before tho
encouraged by the people and the press election, and he is acting as lie talked.—
generally of that section for the past Yaquinu Bay News.
thirty years, it is little wonder that this
favorite pastime has increased to such
an alarming extent that the people are
finally becoming alarmed at the pros-
peet and tho press of tlie South is now
crying out against the custom and refer
to it as murder at the hands of those
v ho engage in it.
.
As the time for the assembling of the
legislature draws near, it becomes more
impciative for those who take part in its
deliberations to formulate action to be
taken during ttie session. The most
prominent action, ami the one that
should Iw the most speedy, is to elect a
United States senator on the lirst bal­
lot to bo reached, and place that dis­
turbing element out of the way of neces­
sary legislation. There is but ono course
to pursue in the matter and that is to
follow the wishes of tho people and o-
leot Senator Mitchell at once, without
allowing tlie quibbles and schemes that
arc b e i n g sprung to have any influence
in the matter.— Malheur Gazette.
Sineo Li Hung ('hang's return home
from his visit to England and the United
States, the l'ekin government lias issued
instructions to the viceroys and go veti-
ors of the provinces of the empire, to
establish s 'i ols for the touching of the
English language and tho sciences in all
of the public schools of the country. It
may very truthfully lie said of Id that
Senator Mitchell has done more for
he is one of the heathens w ho knows how
Oregon than any other man that has
to profit by a good tiling when lie sees
gone to Washington ami he should lie
it.
kept at his post another term.—Wasco
New t.
Two years ago the Graphic favored
the election of lion . J. N. Dolpli to the
An Oregon paper says that “ work is
United States senate, believing that
with the experience of twelve years in to lie resumed upon the Astoria and
Uncle
the senate lie was lietter able to look af­ I Goble road at an early date."
ter the interests of the state than any Sam will also do some gobbling on
new man that could lie elected. The i Western railroads pretty soon. The
same view is held at this time with ref­ I “ Astoria and G oble" road should change
Everybody lias bad
erence to the candidacy of Hon. J. II. its name at once.
Mitchell, who has had long experience I enough of “ gobble.” —Chicago Inter
in the senate. Senator McBride is an 1 Ocean.
The above appeared immediately after
active, energetic worker and is making
a pood record for a new senator, but I the holidays and it is evident that the
with two new men to repreeert Oregon ! writer was suffering from pain in the
in that body, our influence would not be stomach brought on by gobbling up to
1 many turkey fixin*.
up to the standard
The Salem Statesman persists in
asking for a tariff o f six cents a pound
on prunes, and says that a tariff o f that
amount would materially help toward
turning the treasury diflclency Into a
i surplus and would make all the or­
chards around Salem worth $500 an
acre. W e would all favor a slx-cent
tariff on prunes if It would do all this,
but the fact is that a six-eeut tariff will
not help us any more than a tariff o f
two and one half cents per pound,
which is the amount for w hich the
California fruit growers are workiug.
The Oregon fruit growers w ill not
make themselves ridiculous by asking
for a tariff o f six cents. The Uulted
States will hereafter raise its own
prunes If the growers are on ly pro­
tected to a sufficient extent to shut out
foreign importations o f cheap prunes.
T w o and one h alf cents per pound
would do this, and nothing would be
gained in asking for more in view of
the fact that prunes will have to bo
sold at retail for from four to eight
cents per pound In order to use up
what we will raise in this country.
The prune raisers o f Oregon, W ashing­
ton and Idaho should add their efforts
to those o f California to secure this
am ount o f protection.—Itural N orth­
west.
B lood W ill T ell.
The many different skin diseases such
as ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, erysip-
1 elas, eczema, itching or an eruption of
i pimples, postules, blotches, chaps or
cracking open of the skin, scrofula, are
directly the cause of impure blood.
j Wilbur’ s Blood Purifier is acknowledged
! to be the best medicine known for any
of these unsightly complaints.
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$ loo per bottle. For-aic by aii Drug. mugj.
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must be
sold ju
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the uex^
next 3 0 days, beginning Saturday, Dec, 12th.
“ Are these the portraits o f members
o f your college foot ball team?”
“ Oh no; those are only the profea-
! sors.” —Chicago Record.
$18 50
16 00
14 00
1200
10.00
O il o f G la d u e .a
Is a pleasant, palatable preparation, en­
tirely free from all oily taste, and may
be administered internally or applied
externally. It will remove all pain
that “ human flesh is heir to,” if prop­
erly applied, and m ight be rightly
termed "a panacea for nil ills."
Price
50 cents. For sale by all Druggists.
“ Mrs. Cheesecake, is your son doing
well at college?”
"W ell? H e can kick a foot hall forty
yurds.” —Chicago Record.
£ 9 * W e g i v e y o u t h e f o l l o w i n g ’ e n o r m o u s d is c o u n t .
Suits
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This stock is all new, clean and fresh from factory and of the
latest styles. Come early bring your cash and we will do some
business.
Y o u r s fo r tra d e ,
L. M . P A R K E R .
Elder Alson W. Steers writes from
Portland, Or.: “ There is no medicine
A t th e cou n cil m e etin g on M on day
for the throat and lungs that I can
n ig h t business was transacted as fol­
recommend to ministers, public speak­
lows.
ers mid singers, with the confidence
T h ere being no straight bids for the
that I can the S. B. Cough Cure.” 50
w ater bonds, th o m atter o f sellin g
cents per bottle. For sale by all drug­
b on d s was postpon ed u ntil th e n e xt
regular m eetin g.
T h e bids fo r the gists.
works were returned to bidders w ith ­
Wheeler—What makes you think
ou t b ein g open ed.
she loves you?
A don a tion o f $10. w as m ade to p e ti­
Tyre—Oh, she’s been hinting oflate
tioners for h elp tow a rd b u ildin g a
how much she likes m y bicycle—Phila­
bridge across th e g u lch west o f depot.
delphia N orth American.
O n m otion a com m ittee was in stru ct­
ed to look after ttio bridge o n First
F o r the K id n e y s.
street in the cast part o f tow n .
“ I am 65 years old; have had kidney
CLAIMS ALLOWED.
disease and constipation for 25 years
C. F. Butler street w o rk ........................ f 1 00
11. It. Morris marshal ........................... 11 50 Am now well—used your S. B. Headache
Allen Smith car f a r o ............................... 1 50
Newberg Milling Co .............. ....... ...... 1 17 and Liver Cure one year. Used 6 bot­
Nowberg Printing Co .............................. 11 25 tles at 50 cents each. J. H . Knight,
J Q. Hadley Recorder ........................... 22 65
E. D. Elwood street lamp
l 00 Rutledge, Or.” For sale by all drug­
II. K. Morris marshal
........................ 21 36 gists.
Allen Smith room rent for election
2 00
Bank of Newberg per Abdll Bros, lumber 46 66
A. B. Cornell street work .......................
65
Marble Dealer—Shall I put on the
W. S. Mills election judge ..................... 2 00
A. ('lark car fare ami Judge .................. 3 50 tombstone, “ We Mourn Our Loss?”
L. F. Hall clerk of election .................... 2 00
Jcs.se Pressuall Judge
................. 2 (X)
Chorus o f Heirs (left out o f w ill)—
Crater Bros, lumber
. . . . 3 02
W. J. Hendershott meals J. J. Spencer.. 100 Yes and spell “ Loss with poster sheet
W. C. Kruger nails and oil ..................... 7 55 letters.” —Buffalo Times.
W. P. Heacock street light
40
C. E. Lewis clerk election .......................... 2 00
S. J. Lashier clerk election .................... 2 00
M. J. Jones judge
2 00 “ Excuse me,” observed the man in
C. A. Hod son clerk
2 00 spectacles, “ but I am asurgeon, and that
J. G. Hadley telegraphing .....................
25
Oregonian advertising
....................... 5 60 ¡s not where the liver is.” "Never you
W. K. Allen judge ele ctio n .......................... 2 00
W K. Terrell judge election and work
3 09 mind where his liver is,” retorted tlie
II. F. Lashier mdse, ............................. 3 05
A. E. Weesner clerk election ................. 2 00 other. “ If it was in his big toe or his
K. W. Hall clerk ele ctio n ............................. 2 00 left ear DeWitt.’s Little Early Risers
Noah Heater judge ........................
2 00
8. Gause judge ......................................... 2 00 would reach it and shake it for him.
Total......................................................$176 67 On that you can bet your gig-lamps.”
$6.50
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5.50
500
3.75
This sale will include all M en’s, Youths’ and Children’s suits in
the house except M en’s Black Cleys which will be sold to you at 15
per cent Discount.
F o r the L ung«.
Council Proceeding«.
L ,
The length of life may be increased by
lessening its dangers. The majority of
people die from lung troubles. These
may be averted by promptly using One
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TESSE EDWARDS, Presideut.
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and
N.
E. BRITT, Vice Pres.
B. C. MILES. Cashier
B A N K OF N E W B E R G .
SALT!
B u t t e r , Esrijs, P o u l t r y , P o t a t o e s
and G en eral P ro d u ce bou gh t
"W h y do you think IJixou is either
a m l S o ld .
henpecked or crazy?”
Drop in and see what I can do for you.
" I heard him say yesterday that he
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really regarded his mother-in-law as
mi
estimable w om en.” —Cleveland
JESSE EDWARDS.
Leader.
A . T. H il l .
A Lie Nailed.
C on su m p tion a n d b ron ch itis are not
b y any m eans th e sam e, a lth ou g h it is
hard to distin gu ish on e from th e oth e r
B ron ch itis is an in flam m ation o f th e
lin in g o f (lie w in d tubes o r air vessels
o f th e lu ngs, ca u sin g soreness o f the
sam e, co u g h , sore throat, hoarseness,
C u res C r o u p .
difficulty o f brea th in g , spittin g o f m a t­
“ My three children are all subject to
ter a n d som etim es blood. T h ousan ds
croup; I telegraphed to San Francisco,
die ann ually w ith this dread disease.
got a half dozen bottles of S. B. Cough
W ilbu r’s C ou gh Cure w ill cure. Price
Cure.
It is a perfect remedy. God
50 cen ts. For sale by all Druggists.
bless you for it. Yours, etc., J. II.
Crozier, Grants Pass, Or. 50 cents per
T h e regular m eetin g o f the Y a m h ill bottle. For sale by all druggists.
Yamhill H orticultural Society.
C ou n ty H orticu ltural S ociety w ill be
held in N ew b erg, T u esday Jan. 12th,
at 10 o ’ clock a in and 1 HO p. tit.
T h e forenoon session w ill ho devoted
to discussion on tlie sale o f fruit. O th­
er subjects iu tlie nfternoon w ill in ­
clu d e a v ery valuable paper b y Mr.
Iiow nsdale on “ Y ellow l ’runo Trees;”
“ A C om m ercia l O rch a rd ,” by E. H
C ra ven , w ith oth e r mutters w h ich
;
m a y cla im ou r a tte n tio n .
O ur papers are not o n ly w o rth h ear­
in g, hut urc w orth c o m in g to bear.
J. II. U kkh , Sec.
“ Well, I ’ m even w ith I lackey at
last.”
"H o w ’s that?”
"In d u ced him to join n foot hall
team, and he’s a light weight you
know ’ ’ —Detroit Free Press.
The old way of delivering messages by
post-boys compared with tlie modern
telephone, illustrates the old tedious
methods of “ breaking” colds compared
with the almost instancous cure by One
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In Massachusetts was
hurled with
twenty three coffin-plates which he
had collected
W hen he is dug up at
some future period lie may he mistaken
for the man » ho accepted all tlie Fnpo-
crat Fresidential nominations o f 1898.
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