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KISSES AND THE LAW
T H E C O C O A N U T PALM.
I t « M a n n e r o f G r o w th an d I t « K e le n t'
le a s E n e r g y .
LEGAL PROCEEDINGS TH AT WERE
Those who have never seen a long,
CAUSED BY OSCULATION.
■Haggling grove of cocoanut tre< s, by
C on sid era b le
A inuM im eut A ffo rd e d
Law
yers and J u d ge s, b u t th e K isser D oesn’ t
A lw a y s See W h e r e th e L a u g h C om es In.
A L ost H e ir D iscovered .
the seashore, with their feet buried in
the gleaming sands and their h >a<ls
held aloft in the azure o f a trdp^ca‘
sky, can form but little idea of the pfc-
turesqueuess of these InteresWfg
palms.
Though facetiously described by
Mark Twain as “gigantic feather-dus
ters, struck by lightning,” they are,
nevertheless, princes o f the vegetable
world and sometimes attain the height
of 120 feet, with stems two feet in di
ameter. Many o f the tallest specimens,
however, are blown by the wind to
•ueb abrupt angles that their altitude
V fc.lt Y
A F TE R T H IR T Y Y E A R S
TH E BUCKEYE S T A T E C O N TR IB
UTES A STORY.
How
Fred
T a y lo r,
a
M em ber
o f the
D allau t IHVth N. Y ., V . I ., F in a lly
F ound W h at He H a«
0 !d Santa Claus has gifts for all,
As everybody knows;
But none of Venezuela that
W ill fit Great Britain’s hose.
S ou ght Since
From the Ashtftbulfl, Ohio, Beacon.1
The Organ Grimier Fled.
TH E
Sarsaparilla
ged
HOOd'S Pills mct h*rmon»o««ly with
OUTLOOK.
DEAFNESS
CANNOT
BE
CUBED
KNOWLEDGE
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
'ess expenditure, by more promptly
idapting the wo.Id’s best products to
lie needs o f physical being, will attest
be value to nealth of the pure liquid
axative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a [icrfect lax
ative ; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
aim permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Syrup o f Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in 50c anil $1 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
By local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Deafness, and that is
ny constitutional remedies. Deafnesa is
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube gets inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed Deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its nor
mal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are caused
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in-
fiammed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
It is the medicine above\
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh all others for catarrh , andi
Cure. Bend for circulars, free.
is worth its weight in gold. I
F. J. CHENEY
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/ can use Elys Cream Balm\
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&
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it
IT IS I G N O R A N C E T H A T W A S T E S
EFF O R T.” TR A IN E D S ER V A N TS USE
S A P O L IO •
In 1881.
great
«leal proport
and dlgnllled.
suavity of manner, or
role of ‘'ball fellow, well met,” so com
NEW
The business o f the country has become
so dependent upon politics, especially the
manufacturing and importing interests,
that there is again a lull in its activités,
wa ting to see what change may take place
• n tariff and other laws bearing upon suen
important branches of trade. As congress
cannot mature sueh changes much before
the last of summer, the outlook is some
what discouraging. But at the same time
the vexations of such a state of things ought
not to he allowed to fret the nervous sys
tern. Better times will come at last o
more substantial basis. Meanwhile it
well to know that worry to the nerves u
the prolific source of Neuralgia and kind
red aliments, and it is also established tha
it i spite of what congress may do, or any
other cause of vexation to the nervous sys-
em, St. Jacobs Oil will cure Neuralgia in
any form. It is poor business to worry
and grow sick when one cau get well and
finally prosper.______________
Jones—I didn’t know Colonel Blood smoked.
Brown—Did you think he drank all the time?
poor,
him
not
IN D E E D
la the elements that supply the human system
with bone, muscle and Drain substance is a cir-
culatiou fertilized with the supreme tome,
H osteller's Stomach Bitters, w hich begets
thorough asuirni ation and digestion, and gives
healthful impulse to every function of the
body.
Dyspeptic and weakly persons give
strong testimony in ita behalf. Bo d o those
troubled with billlousness, malaria, lheuina-
tism, constipation and inactivity of the kidneys.
the W a r C losed.
Tho grave and dignified members of the
Mr. Fred Taylor was born and
logal profession appeur to derive much
brought up uear Elmira, N. Y., and
Amusement from the subject of kisses,
from tuere enlisted in the 189th regi
I which comes before them most frequently
ment, N. Y. V. I., with which ho went
mon among popular politicians. His I in the form of a superabundant supply of
C AREER OF JOHNSON. method of reaching the popular mind I crosses in tho letters of lovers, when these
through the war, and saw much hard
service. Owing to exposure and hard-
was deeper than tills. In seeking a I are being read—as they never wero intend
shipa during the service, Mr. Taylor
solution of the question of his marvel ; ed to be—in court, in broach of promise
contracted chronio
diarrhoea from
F R O M T A I L O R S B E N C H T O P R E S ous popularity and success, one cannot cases. Tho learned gentleman who has at
which he has suffered now over thirty
I D E N T ' S C H A IR .
attribute it to that mysterious personaJ I the moment tho business in hand of read
years, with absolutely no help from
magnetism which characterized many lng aloud ono of these wonderful produc
physicians. By nature he was a won
public men, notably Clay and Blaine. tions generally pauses when he comes to
N o t a M uu W h o W u « P e r s o n a lly P o p
derfully vigoroua man. Had he not
Johnson was not iiersoually popular. the first stop in tho gushing effusion
u l a r — G a in e d P u b lic F u r o r by U lu
been, his disease and the experiments
He did not possess the faculty of arous | where tho enamored swain has found
of the doctors had killed him long
C lia m p i o n . h ip o f th e H o m e ste a d L a w ing great enthusiasm in his followers. j words too weak to express his sentiments,
ago. Laudanum was the only thing
—T a u g h t to W r it e by I l l s W ife .
He was a student of human nature as I supplying their place with a string of
which afforded him relief. He had ter
well as of the current political history symbolic osculations and, with a well
rible headaches, his nerves were shat
H ose fr o m O b a c u rlty .
of his country, and sought to put him feigned look of innocence;, says there is
here
a
gap
in
the
letter,
which
the
defend
tered, he could not sleep an hoar a day
Whatever pertains to the life and self before the people as the representa
ant “ has filled in with a lot of x ’s,” re
ou an average, and he was reduced to a
character of men who have come up tive of popular principles rather than garding the meaning of which some broth
skeleton. A year ago he and his wife
from the humble wulks to places of as a personally popular ltader. His In er, more learned in these weighty matters,
sought relief in a change of climate
honor and distinction uuiuiig their fel tuition pointed out the former as the may perhaps bo able to enlighten him.
and removed to Geneva, O ., but the
lows possesses u charm bordering on most enduring kind of popularity. lie
Tills some “ brother” never falls to do,
change in health came not. Finally
the romantic. In a country like ours, saw In the homestead law that was saying that if he is rightly informed—he
on the lecommendation of F. J.
where every man Is a sovereign, where being agitated a hobby that would car has, of course;, no personal knowledge of
Hoffner, the leading druggist of Gen
the position ho may attain Is not cir ry him Into public favor, and he made tho matter (winks all round)—theso mystic
signs
signify
kisses
in
the
language
of
Cu
eva, who was cognizant of similar
cumscribed by the accident o f birth, the most o f It. It was a most fascinat
COCOANUT iiROVE BY THE SEA.
pid.
Thereupon
this
mighty,
time
hon
cases which Pink Pills had cured, Mr.
and where the royal road to fame Is ing word-picture that he drew before
on*l joke is grouted with the usual chorus Is materially diminished. The trunks
Taylor was persuaded to try a box,
open to all. tl*j contestants for honor, his assembled countrymen when ho of guffaws, and the Interrupted reading
being formed by tin* annual fulling of
“ As a drowning man grasps a straw so
wealth an<' fame are seldom equally told them he was in favor of the dis proceeds.
the leaves. It Is possible to tell the age
equlje.ou In the beginning o f life for the tribution of the public domain Into
Hut kisses sometimes make their ap of the tree by counting the circular I took the p ills,” says Mr. Taylor, “ but
homes that should be free to every pearance in law courts in other clrcum sears on the bark. Though also nour with no more hope of rescue. But
American citizen. Then he told them stances, though they never fail to he inado ishing In the interior localities «in coral after thirty years of suffering and
o f a time when the humblest and poor the subject of numerous legal witticisms. Islands, they ure especially vigorous fruitless search for relief I at last
The judge may have been in a Jesting
est would have a home In the rich and humor—and yet who knows but he may when within reach o f the salt spray of found it in Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills.
fertile prairies of tile West, where he have boon laying down, with all due the «icean; and the nuts, falling upon The day after I took the first pills I
could live surrounded by every comfort solemnity, pome fundamental principle of the restless waves, are carried to dis- commenced to feel better and when 1
had taken the first box I was in fact a
and convenience of Ills life, his poeketa justice and equity—who once asked the taut shores to vegetate.
new man.”
That was two months
filled with glittering gold shining plaintiff, who was suing his former sweet
The arch enemy oi these palms oil the
through the silken meshes of his well- hoart for tho return of the value of cer shores o f most of the cocoanut islands ago. Mr. Taylor has since taken more
fllled purse. Thus the name o f Andrew tain articles of jowolry which ho had pro o f the I’acitlc and Indian oceans Is of the pills and his progress is steady
Johnson became associated with the seated to her In the happy days of their what is known as the “ robber crab,” a and he has the utmost confidence in
courtship, whether he “ had over kissed
them. He has regained fu ll control of
brightest dreams of the humble poor.
the young lady?” “ Certainly I” was the singular crustacean which sometimes
When the wave of public opinion had reply, as was to ho expected. Whereupon Tenches the length of nearly four feet, his nerves and sleeps as well as in his
placed him In the Senate o f tho United tho judge dismissed the action, declaring though the average measurement is youth. Color is coming back to his
States, and when Ids Southern col that kisses and caresses were full legal twenty-thr«*e inches from the point of parched veins and he is gaining flesh
He is now able
leagues were breathing detiance to the paymont for presents given in such cir the front claw to the «*nd of the abdo and strength rapidly.
Government In Its capital, he stood Arm cumstances. The obvious moral may bo men. The grip o f their powerful to do considerable outdoor work.
laid to heart without much dilliculty by
As he concluded narrating his suffer
and loyal, and this gave him the nom present giving young men.
pinchers is said to be sufficient to break
ings, experience and cure to a Beacon
ination for Vice President on the ticket
the
arm
o
f
a
strong
man;
and
it
has
It hapi>onod one day that a pretty young
with Mr. Lincoln. It will be remember widow, traveling by train foin Louisville bi*en asserted that theso tierce creatures reporter, Mrs. Taylor, who has been
ed that extracts from his speeches fur to Nashville, had taken her seat near a occasionally carry off ami devour very his faithful helpmeet these many
nished u large part of the |>olitIeal lit newly married couple. The bridegroom young, helpless children, though one years, said she wished to add her testi
erature of the campaign of 18(14. But left his wife for a moment, and when he tlmls It difficult to credit the state rnony in favor of Pink Pills. “ To the
A N D R E W JO H N SO N .
pills alone is due the credit of raising
history will carefully preserve the story returned the train was passing through a ment.
tunnel. IIo took advantage of the dark
Mr. Taylor from a helpless invalid to
o
f
Ilia
struggle
with
poverty;
how
his
There
are
practically
no
bonds
to
great struggle. When It transpires that
ness to snatch a kiss from his wife, as he
the man he is today,” said Mrs. Tay
wife
taught
him
the
rudiments
of
edu
suspected, hut unfortunately he had mado
one who has nothing to depend upon
lor. Both Mr. and Mrs. Taylor cannot
for success but native brawn and brain, cation after his marriage; how he lived a mistake and kissed tho young widow in
tjml words to express the gratitude they
in
an
humble
way,
earning
his
daily
stead.
She
was
highly
Indignant,
and
re
steps upon the arena and like ‘‘a plum
feel or recommend too highly Pink
bread
by
working
at
the
tailor's
bench;
fusing
to
believe
that
it
was
an
accident
ed knight,” challenges the descendants
Pills to suffering humanity. Any in
o f a long line o f distinguished ances how he became alderman of Ills adopt sued tho young husband for $1,000 as
quiries addressed to them at Geneva,
solatium to her wounded feelings and ruf
try who have been carefully trained ed village, Greenville, Term.; and later fled dignity.
O., regarding Mr. Taylor’s case they
and educated, and whose patrimonial on was elected State Senator, Governor
There is given as an example of the le
w ill cheerfully answer as they are
estates eliminate from their problem of and United States Senator; then ap niency of New York judges the case of a
anxious that the whole world shall
life the serious question o f breadw in pointed military governor o f Tennessee man who was arrested for kissing another
know what Pink Pills have done for
ning; and when the challenger reaches by President Lincoln; and afterward man’s wife. The sentence passed upon
them and that suffering humanity may
the goal of ambition In ndvnnoe of elected Vice President, succeeding to the culprit was that he should there and
be benefited thereby.
those who seemed to have the advan the Presidency on the dentil of Lincoln, then kiss his own wife, who was present
Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills contain all
tage of fortuitous birth and surroiind- April 15, 1864. After his term of ofHes in the courtroom, which, as may be sup
posed, he gladly did.
the elements necessary to give new life
In British law courts It has been fre
and richness to the blood and restore
quently brought home to offenders that It
shattered nerves. Thoy are for sale by
1 h rather an expensive amusement to kiss
all druggists, or may be had by mail
a lady against her will, hut in Holland it
from Dr. W illiam s’ Medicine Com
appears that a rather different view pre
T1IK COCOANUT CHAU.
pany, Schnoctady, N. Y ., for 50 cents
vails in judicial circles. A young man
who had assaulted a young lady in this their depredations, as they are carried per box, or six boxes for $2.50.
way on tho streets of a village near Utrecht
was brought before the burgomaster, who on mainly in the nighttime and with
Tom m y—Papa, there is a large black bug on
took the matter up, demanding that the greatest regularity, while their num the ceiling. Professor (very busy)—Step ou it
ami
leave me alone.
offender should ho fined a llorin, or, in de ber are often so great as to discourage
fault, ho Imprisoned for a day. But the any attempts at extermination. If sur
Utrecht court and finally the appeal court prised while sleeping, however, in the
at Amsterdam both dismissed tho caso, daytime, in holes or hollow stumps, CONSUMPTION CURED
I the judge declaring “ that to kiss a person they are captured without danger, if
I ennnot bo an offense, as it is in the nature the formidable claws are deftly seized
of a warm mark of sympathy!” This is
AN A B S O L U T E R E M E D Y F O R A L L
pretty much like tho Yankee judge who In a bunch.
Scaling the long, slim tree trunks till
PULM ONARY C O M P L A IN TS .
dismissed a similar offender, remarking
that the plaintiff was so temptingly pretty they reach the branches, they sever
that during the trial he had to keep him the largest and choicest nuts from their
self down In his chair with both hands, ho stems by tearing away the strong fillers T . A . S lo c u m O ile r s t o S e n d T w o B o t
felt n o much inclined to get up and kiss until the prize falls to tlie ground.
t le s F r e e o f H is R e m e d y t o ( u re
her himself.
Then, swiftly descending, the thief
C o n s u m p t io n a n d A l l L u n g T r o u b l e s
A stolen kiss oneo brought tho culprit
—A n K l l x i r o f L ife .
into possession of a fortune. He was a drags its unwieldy booty to its neigh
HOUSE IN WHICH PRESIDENT JOHNSON DIED.
butcher in Sydney and had taken the lib boring den, and proceeds patiently, bit
Nothing could be fairer, more phi an
erty of kissing one of his customers, a by bit, to remove the tough outer luisk. thropic or carry more joy in its wake than
lugs, lie at once becomes a hero. An | had expired as President Mr. Johnson pretty girl, who resented the affront and This accomplished after several days’ tlie offer of T. A. Slocum, M. C., ot 183
drew Johnson's career from the tailor's again entered Hie political Held, and had him prosecuted for assault. Ho was work, one of the pinchers is inserted Pearl street. New York. Perfectly confi
bench to Hie Presidential chair Is a was defeated for Congressman at-large lined heavily by the local magistrates, and In an “ eye” o f the inner shell, and the dent that he lias an absolute remedy for
cure ot consumption and all pulmon-
notable case In point. Ills history af by Horuco Maynard In 1.S7J. In 1875 lie the ease was commented on freely by the nut either pounded upon a rock to ¡the
aiy complaints, he otters through this pa-
fords an Interesting Ktmly to Hume was elected Unltisl States Senator, ami press. The publicity thus given to the af crack It, or broken up into small pieces j per t » send two bottles free to any reader
who would Imitate him in Ills assidu died suddenly while on a visit to his fair happened to arrest the notice of a firm with the claws. Now comes the feast, who is suffering from lung trouble or con
of solicitors in Sydney, who had been ap
ous attention to Ills duties In the hum daughter, Mrs. Stover, In Custer Coun pointed trustees of some property which which lasts about a week, when a sec sumption, also loss of Mesh and all condi
tions of wasting. He invites those desir
bler sphere of life, anil In the sublime ty, Tennessee, July HI, 1875.
hail lieen left to the man by n distant rela ond cocoanut is added to the menu.
ous of obtaining this remedy to send their
struggle In which lie surmounted the
express
and postotfice address, and to re
Mr. Johnson's family consisted of tive ¿0 years before. They had fulled to
ceive in return the two bottles free, which
obstacles Hint poverty hail placed In three sons and two daughters, nil of trace the heir, but when his name appear
Ills path, and reached at Inst a position whom are now dead except Mrs. Judge ed in the papers in connection with tho
A well-known prof«*8sor at on«* of our will arrest the approach ot death. Already
remedy, hv its timely use, has per
w hlrb wc nil regard ns the zenith of Patterson, who now owns and isaipli-s case of assault they communicated with nnlversitlea was often annoyed liy two this
manently cured thousands' of cases which
huninn greatness the office of Presi the old Johnson house at Greenville, him, and he was able to establish his iden- Itnlinna playing a str«*«*t organ before were given up, and death was looked upon
ui |
as an early visitor.
dent o f the United States. Andrew
Tenn. Tho house Is a very plain brick
A certain Senor Talca of Valparaiso, Ills house. Giving Ills servant some
Knowing his remedy as he does, and be
Johnson was horn In Italclgli, N. 0.,
money,
he
told
her
that
whenever
she
residence. The old tailor shop Is there however, had a very different experience
ing so proof-positive of its beneficent re
Dec. 29, 1808. Ills parents were very
heard
nil
organ,
«lie
was
to
go
«nit
and
sults,
I>r. Slocum considers it his religious
also, with the table, chairs ami order ami paid heavily for his momentary freak
anil when lie was but four years
of kissing a lady on the plaza without her pay the owners to take It away. This duty, a duty which he owes to humanity,
book
In
which
the
future
President
o f ngc his father died of Injuries re
permission. She prosecuted him, and the was a fallur«*. The men, instead of to donate his infallible remedy where it
will aisauIt the enemy in its citadel, and,
ceived In saving another from drown took orders for garments and recorded magistrate, as indignant us the lady, sen coming on«» a week, enme twi**h.
the
“
measure”
of
his
customers.
The
by its inherent potency, stay the current
ing. At the nge o f ten Aminov was
tenced him to d() days' imprisonment.
One day the sound of the organ dis of dissolution, bringing joy to homes over
old sign board bearing these words, “ A. This seven; penalty Senor Talca considered
which the shadow ot the grave has been
Johnson, Tailor," has recently I men ta himself justified in appealing against, but turbed the professor while working at gradually
growing more strongly defined,
ken from over the door and plHced In the higher court, so far from bestowing i certain lecture. This so annoyed him causing fond hearts to grieve. The cheap
side the shop for better sivurlty. Ills any sympathy on the offender, sentenced that he rushed out and ordered the men ness ot the remedy—offered freely—apart
grave, marked by a plain marble shaft. him to an additional 30 days’ imprison away, telling them that If they eanie from its inherent strength, is enough to
commend it. and more so is the perject
Is on an em inences short distance west inent. The amusing part of the affair is again he would hand them over to the confidence of the great chemist making the
of Greenville, ami mu be seen from the that the higher court took ¿00 days to con police. They refus«*«l to go unless he offer, who holds out life to those already
sider the appeal, and during the whole of
“ Be
car windows ns you pass on tho South that time the senor lmd to remain in jail. Itnve them more money. Enraged at becoming emaciated, and says:
cured.”
ern Railroad. -8. W. Scott.
Even this, however, is outdone by the j Uielr Impertinence, he raced down the
The invitation is certainly worthy of the
•cries of tribulations undergone by a man Hreet In s«*ar«*h o f n policeman.
consideration ot the afflicted, who, for
Just ns ho tarm'd the corner of the years, have been taking nauseous nostrums
who had stolen a kiss from a pretty girl.
Without a Hod.
without effect; who have ostracised them
To
begin
with,
ho
was
brought
before
a
afreet
he
met
n
serg«*nnt
marching
Then* Is no Inst carrying In Japan.
selves from home and friends to live in
Tlie natives have a method of trans magistrate at d lined. Then ho was horse nine constables to their beats. With more salubrious climes, where the atmos
whipped by the girl’s brother and harried
porting fnortnr which makes It seem Into brain fever by his wife. The clergy out ap«*aking. he turned and walked phere is more congenial to weakened lungs,
who have fought against death with
more like piny Hum work to nil on man of the district referred to the affair in alongside the procession. Wlicu they and
all the weapons and strength in their
looker. Three men were repairing tho a sermon ami reviewed the ease in print, lurutHl the «»nn*r. the Italians saw the hands There will he no mistake in send
n>of o f a one-story building the other and, finally, the caterpillars ate up every profess«>r with the policemen. It was ing for these free bottles the mistake will
J o h n s o n ' s i v ir o n - h o c .
day by n*settlng the heavy black Hies blade of the malefactor's wheat crop.— enough. They were both sclz«*«l with be in passing ti e invitation by.
the suililen desire to s«*e how quick!'
apprenticed to a tailor. A natural In mortar. Tin* mortar waa mixed In Florida Times-Union.
F I T S .—All (Its stepped free by D r. K l i n e ’ s
craving to learn was fostered by hear a pile In the stn*et. One ninn inndo
they could get the organ out at th* U rfM t N e r v e R e s t o r e r . No tit» after the first
clay s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and |2.00
An old cavalryman says that a horse street. The cure was lusting, f ir tl
lug a gentleman read from the "Ainer tills up Into balls of nl>out six ponml*
trial bottle tr**»- t * Fit ca»es Send to Dr. Kline.
9SI Arch # t . Philadelphia. Pa.
lean Speaker.” The boy was taught weight, which he tossed up to a mnn w ill never step on u tnan intentionally. 1 professor declares that no on* hi.
the alphabet by fellow workmen, bor who stood on a ladder midway l>et\vi*en It is a standing order in the English 1 since l*een bold enough to play .in c
Two's Cure for Consumption has «aved
rowed a book ami learned to read. At the roof and the ground. This man ravalry that, should a man become dis gnu before Ills house. Tit-Bits
me many a doctor’s hill.—8. F. H vrpy .
Greenville. Tcnn., while working as a deftly caught the ball, and tossed It up mounted, ho must lie down ami keep |
Hopkins
Place. Baltimore, Md., Dec. 2,
M iM r» liu in ry a n d D ro w n.
I S t M . __________________
Journeyman lie married Eliza Met'ar- to the man who stood on the nsif. This perfectly stiiL If he does so, the entire
Miss Louise Imogen Gniuey and Miss
dle, a woman o f refinement, who taught was playing ball to good purpose.
troop w ill pass over him without his l«e
T ry G kkmrv tor breakfast.
to write, ami rend to him while he
ing injured. A horse notices where he is j Ali«» Brown have started together on a
Suffocation Above Hevrn Allies.
was at work during the day. It was
going, and is on the lookout for a firm | walking trip through England. Miss
It Is Impossible for a human being to foundation to put his foot on. It is an Gainey and Miss Brown have I kvh l i t
until he had been In Congrraa that
breathe at a height greater than seven instinct with him, therefore, to step erary collaborators of late, in the
he could write with ease.
The writer has often seen "The Great mllea above the earth.
over a prostrate man. The injnriee ' 'T im » N«'\\ England Heniim s '' and n nv
Commoner.” ami heard him from the
caused
to human beings by a runaway in theStcveumiu memorial. Miss Brown
“ Yon seem sad, my n il skinned
rostrum In Joint debate with distin I brother," sold Hie missionary, "lied hors»' art; nearly always inflicted by the is a native of New Hampshire, hat she And pain, of rheumatism esn ha cured I
guished Whig orators lx*fore the war. skinned brother’s heart heap bad." said animal ktitvkuig them down, and not spt'uds her winters in Boston, living in bv removing the an««, la,sic acid in th, I
soon after Ills great speech tho noble son of the prairie. "White by his stepping on them.— Boston Her an old str«K *t that has nnmbctvil among ol'**>d. H<xx1 s Sarsaparilla cams rhea- j
its residents Hawthorne, Louisa A loot t mati«m by nentrsluing this acid. Then-
wiut made In the United State* Senate. j man shoot hotter, tight better, and now aid.
and Whipplo, the essayist. M i'» Br. wn •and* Of peopi, tell of perfect cure, by
I heard him arraign the leaders o f the ; Injun hear «»liege yell, he know Injun |
A nd Itobm U o llu n g r y .
was on«» «>u The Transcript staff. Imt
robelllon before an audience o f several I can't war-whoop for sour apples |
thousand East Tentifsseans. While not Waugh!” —Cincinnati Enquirer.
Th«< «loft* ut thè Freni* h wstering now works for The Youth’s Companion.
pia«» T intovi Ile ai» a soun» of unfail- Mr Aldeti calls h«*r one of the strongest
a polished orator, he wits logical and
earnest, and Impressed me a* a man of j Rh#- Isn't ft dreadful that a man ing amnsement. A white t«'rr:er l»l«mg- of the younger poet*.— rtuUdelphia
Intellectual strength and person i should stand up In the prize ring anti ing to thè UornteMe «le Rretenil ha«l on Ledger.
al courage. He was a man of flue phy Imiter the face o f Another man? He-- white il.,v.lkin Ii'ggmg* thè oth«*r day
M M M 1 3S5 and ls,u s n l M M
Ions, and always appeared I Pretty lmd. I’ll allow you; but a bruiser w lieti it wns nin<l<lv, an<! a cinvespood- •luvery il«wtn>T«Kl a nominal ««..dth of
grave
He did not affect never shows the depth of hi* depravity ent «xinutivl Ave <ii(T«*rent (Nvtts on «me SJSO,«HHI,imo. During the same |** ti ,1 Hu* The One True Blood Purifier. 91; fix for $5.
the
attempt th* until he etand* upon the «tage a* an al
white pug one d.iy, all embroulered northern stat«*s gaintsl enormously in
w«wlih by the establishment of many m*w n v u u 5 r m a Hood. im panlte. » c*.
with heraldry.
le
actor. -Burton Tranecrtyt»
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