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RETAIL PRICES VARY V 4- -4 < -4 < -4 ♦: -4 * Nothing can be substituted for 4- t the Royal Baking Powder 4- 4- and give as good results. > > * 4 4 -4 4 -* 4 -* 4 -4 4 •4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 No other leavening agent will make such light, sweet, delicious, wholesome food. If some grocers urge another baking pow der upon you, it is because of the greater profit upon it. This of itself is evidence of the superiority of the “ Royal.” To give greater profit the other must be a lower cost powder, and to cost less it must be made with cheaper and inferior materials, and thus, though selling for the same, give less value to the consumer. To insure the finest cake, the most whole some food, be sure that no substitute for Royal Baking Powder is accepted by you. > 4- > 4- > 4- * 4- > 4- * 4- > f4- * 4- > 4- 4 4- > 4- * 4- Ÿ V y ’ t‘ Y V ÿ V y V y V '*'X T lie K p rll o f iin n iti. Few materiul accidents o f onr lives have the subtle, direct, coni|ielling influ ence upon us that is exerted by odors. Neither si^ht nor sound, wonder work in g as both are, has power to recall an association or create a mood, as has an odor, unnoticed, perhaps oftener than not, at the time, which yet fastens itself past escaping to certain missis anil asso ciations and clings forevermore to their garments.—Host on Commonwealth. CliiltllNli Simplicity. Teacher—I f any pupil can answer, let her raise her hand. W ell, Mary, you may tell. “ Pleaso, ma’am, 1 don’t know.” “ Then why did you raise your hand?” “ 1 couldn’t help it, ma’am. U nci« John gave me this ring last night.” —Bos ton Transcript. TAKE THE BEST WITH 25cts., 50c ts. nnd •LOO Bottle. One cent a «lose. I t is s o ld on a jn in ran toe b y a ll d r u g I t euros In c ip ie n t Consumption a n d is th e beat C o u g h a n d C rou p f'-ure. gists. Bo You Cough? I t is a sure sign o f weakness. Y o u nood m ore than a tonic. Y o u need Scott’s Emulsion tlio C r e a m of C o d - l i v e r Oil a n d H y p o p h o s p h i t c s ,n o t o n ly to c u r e t h e C o u g h b u t to give y o u r s y s te m r e a l s t r e n g t h . Physicians, t h e w o r l d o v e r , e n d o r s e it. Don't be deceived by Substitutes! Prepared by Scott A Down«, N. Y. Ail Drutftfinta. P AT A DDL! DIKK.CT10N8 —ms musa— L H I H i t 1*11 C ream B a l m . Apply a particle of the Haim wi ll up into the nostrils. After a moment draw strong breath through (lit none, l’ se three timen a day. after meal« pre ferie«», ami before re tiring. ELY'S CREAM BALM Opens anti cleanse*! the Nanai Passage*, Aliava 1‘aiii and Io - 1 " r r ^ i C O L D ‘ n HEAD Membrane from Colila, Kontoren the Senses of Taate and Smell. The Halm is oulokly absorbed and gives relict at once. Price nO cent * at Drug gists' or by mail. KI.Y BROTHERS, ft»> Warren Street, New York. (am Kali term commences September 3, 1891. Com mereiai • ourse, Shorthand course and two years' Knglish course. Send for catalogue. O N E O F L IN C O L N ’S JOKF.S. A Visitor W h o W as T erribly Scared IJurinyj a Call at the W hite House. Colonel Clark E. Carr o f Galeabnrg, who was minister to Denmark under tho Hanisou administration, was in Wash ington one flay when Lincoln was presi dent. “ I'm going to tho W h ite House to see Abe, ” said Owen L ovejoy to Carr as they met in front of tho treasury build ing. Carr went w ith him. They were Ihowu into the president's working room, nnd soon after Lincoln came in. lit) ware a long garment which m ight have been cut from it bathroom pattern or tlio cover o f a prairie schooner. His hair was more frouzolod than usual, and the carpet slippers were worn down und without heels. Tho condition and •ppeurancu o f the presidential ho siery were such as would havo mado Jerry Simpson envious, provided the stories they told on Jerry were true, which they never were. The president gave Ids callers an Illin ois greeting and then shoved np one o f tlio sleeves of his curious garment anti pointed ont to his visitors tlio inflamed condition of his arm. “ Yon knew I had tho smallpox, ” said Lincoln in a cold blooded manner. Love- joy suid yes and proceeded to talk about other matters, while Carr’s few hairs had inclinations to stand up, nnd ho moved ul>out in his chair as if it con tained dynamite. Tlio visit over, tho caller passed ou t Once in tho air, Clark asked Lovejoy: “ Did yon know tho president had the smallpox when w e went there?” “ C ertainly,” was tho answer. " Y o u d------d scoundrel!” shrieked Carr. “ W h y didn’t you say so?" “ I ’ve lint 1 it , ” replied Lovejoy, “ and l supposed yfin had. ” “ W ell, I never hnd i t ! " roared Carr. “ But if I do have it now I want you to give mo a certificate that I caught tlio disease from Abo Lincoln. That w ill be something. “ But Lovejoy had no occasion to do so, us Lincoln had tho varioloid only.— C hi cago Tribuna_________________ Captain !»1rKny »m l H I» PuHHcngcr«. Tho fact is that the excellent captain if the Umbria, Captain M cKay, was a little more open with his passengers tli in was finite prudent. W ith the laudable desiro of sparing them any unnecessary anxiety, ho informed them plainly of the cause of thesto>]>nge of their course and genially assured them o f their perfect safety. So far. so good. The passengers had a right to ask that much, und it was hut sensible to let them know tho truth sml not imagine worse things for them ►elves But what the passengers hud n : right to nslc for was information ns to tlio course that tho captain was going to pursue, anil Captain McKay made a mistake in not snubbing the first gentle man who questioned him on the subject. ‘ W hy don’t you send np rockets?” one of the passengers is suid to have plain tively demanded. “ There w ill Is* time enough for rochets when a vessel comes near enough to see them ," answered tlio captain evasively, but courteously. Tlio politeness was fatal. A fter the implied admission that rockets and other ships were necessary to their salvation the passengers had a terriffic hold nixm tho unlucky commander o f the ship. Had lie only answered, as lie would have boon |>orfoctly justified in doing and as a great many other captains would certainly have done, "W h a t busi ness is that o f yours?" he might have made himself a little -un|K<pulur, but he would have saved himself from much further worry. The passengers seem to have actually divided themselves into tw o different camps anil discussed a vote of confidence or censure. Happily com mou sense curried tlio day, uml a vote of confidence was carried. What would have been done hail the vote o f censure been passeil we cannot guess, hut this at least wo may say that if that motion hail tieon carried it would have lieen the plain duty o f tho captain to put the mover, seconder and principal supporters of the resolution in irons.— Loudou ¡Spec tator. SCHOOL. Qi.SKQRTHlNO A N I» T Y 1*KW K IT IN G t H T K K . Thorough ayatem and Instruction ; good teach* eia; low torma; ahort time lavattloua to com petente. Mail order« carefuflv and promptly attended to. For further {»articula « call on or addrvaa EDI I II A. RRuW N. 42 Hamilton Building, Portland, Or. Portland Ensinoss College. POIITl ANO. oat DOM A P Amarri num l a i Open all thè vear. Studenti «d mittrnl at any urne Inatioction in common tchool and comi» • retai hr..®eh«s sfiorthAnd typewritins, etc C o lin o * J oubnm and specimen* of pentii.io*hip sent * r t* Valencia street, ________ ___________ laro. IRVING INSTITUTE HMA i Krane Select Boarding So >ool for Girls. Kighteenth year. Nineteen teacher«. For Illustrated catalogue address REV. *1»W. B. « Hl K e ll, A M , Principal. S E C O N D -H A N D M A C H IN E R Y . W> deaf exclusively In S econd -H ano M i im x t # ' , and have a large saaorttnent o f Ktigines, hollers. Pump« and General Machinery Write for latest descriptive catalogne. DAN AI.RKK A W ALK KK,K. Water St.,eor.Tay lor,Portland,t>r. F O R L A * IE S ! • IOO IN <101.11 w ill be p’<id hr the K o c h C h e m ic a l C o. for a v r e ** of femal«’ weakneai t in t w »1 yield lo 1 K II s ANTI M H lT lr .« i* S t t iV ¥ t r il* | iK H I’ rt.r OU (XT b-»x. For sale by «II druggists. ». E. BESO, I I I A N O N I» M AU kinds o f Jew elry ma< • to ord< |>sired at rea« •natile r a te Room« 23 ’ j W ashington street, I’ci i Hand, < *r COODOPENING For a i»K Y «♦<> -DH A C . CLOTHING H o i -K at O-wego, Oregon. Address N. S, khlLO (»G ,<>* Wfgo, Or. There was a young fellow named Cbolmoudw HOW SOME PEOPLE GET BIG DIS COUNTS IN NEW YORK CITY. ley. W h o In face and In figure waa colmondeley. U e waa married on. maughan T o a lady named Vaughan, But they quarreled and ala aye eat glulmundo- ley. If You Have a »relative or Friend In Some Line» of Trade In the Metropolis, Yon Can Save H undred« of Dollara Eeery Year I f You Buy UIght. There w as a young man o f Bordeaux, W ho called to hla horse and aaid “ W heau xI" But hla horse rau aweigh W ith a terrified neigh. And ia probably atilt on tlie geaux- One of the curiosities of retail business in New York is the system o f discounts Thero was a young poet in Wemysa granted to all sorts o f persons and for all W ho cried, “ Oil, how aw .'ul it seraysa. W hen asleep late at night. sorts of reasons. Nobody has ever dis Lovely poeiry to w riglil. covered the point at which discounts And, awukening, find it's but dremyss!” —Amusing Journal. cease in the book trade. Some retail booksellers frankly quote the publisher’s One Kind of Itailroad 1’ass. price, and beside it the selling price, “ The postmaster general of tho Unit- which is from 15 to 25 per cent less. id States lias at his command a greater Those who know the ropes never buy ■amber o f railway mileages free of cost books without claiming the discount than perhaps any man iu tho w orld ,” There are special discounts to clergymen, said L. N. •‘ Tinsley, a railw ay passenger to authors, to artists, to teachers, and conductor. "M y ignorance of this camo generally to what somebody has called very nearly costing me my job a few the academic classes. A fte r that there years ago. are still greater discounts to a few other "O v e r in Illinois one midnight the favoreil jiersons. There are men who pro through traiu, of which I hail charge, fess to buy books in small quantities at was flagged ut a little way station, and 40 per cent below publishers’ prices. a reil faced man climbed aboard the What is true o f books is true o f almost front passenger coach. The stopping of everything elso that is bought and sold. my train at that hour of tlio night made When the article is a costly one, tho dis mo mail to begin with, and I was in no count gets to be absurdly large. The good linmor when I approached my new trade in diamonds and jewels, among a passenger to collect his fare. Then, peculiar class of dealers, is a thing with- \ out bottom. Nobody can tell where the when he shoved at mo a much handled piece of pasteboard, signed by the post discounts cease, since such tliingH pass master general anil commanding in im from hand to hand at prices governed perious language that tlio holder bo car often by the needs o f a temporarily em ried free of charge on all trains carrying barrassed seller. United States mails, I lost my temper In the piano trade, in which there completely. I was so mad that I would were recently rumors o f a combination listen to no explanation from him, be the matter o f discounts has become a cause I considered him either a train byword. It is doubtful whether any robber or an impostor and mado him one ever buys a piano at catalogue price. One firm advertises pianos at pay his fare in tho coin of the realm, from $650 to $1,200, according to quality for which 1 gave him a receipt. " I soon beard from my mistake after but delivers them in N ew York at from $450 to $800—that is, to the ordinary I reached St. Louis. Tlio postofflee au customer. There is a further reduction thorities and the railw ay people came o f 10 per cent to teachers or to persons down on mo like a thousand of brick. 1 buying tw o or more pianos. One firm learned from them that my midnight advertises tho “ list” price of square passenger was a postofflee inspector, and pianos at $1,000; price by installment, that every man in this service is provid $550; price for cash, $500. You may ed w ith a card from tho postmaster gen buy a grand piano at any price from eral commanding tho conductors o f all $700 to $1,800. But nobody pays the railroad trains which carry mail to pass latter price, since the same piano may be tho hearer free. The name of no ra il had for the asking at $1,200. Upright road company or official appears on the pianos are catalogued at prices varying card, but the holder o f it can travel on from $450 to $1,000, but they may bo bad any road in the United States as far as ho wants to go without paying a cent ” for cash at from $275 to $1,045. A few dealers o f well established rep — St. Louis Republic. utation resist tho system of discounts A Six*yeur-old G entlem an. but all sorts o f insiduous methods of ap American children ure to often nui proach are employed, anil the price is sances, owing tothe indulgcnceof parents seldom insisted upon. Home dealers who love not wisely, but too well. Undis gravely exhibit books showing the record ciplined ut home, they are insufferable o f sales anil prices, and protest that there abroad and add a new terror to republic is no departing from rates. These books, an institutions, and on them depends however, do not show the fact that in the salvation of our country. But, thank many instances secondhand pianos have heaven, there are exceptions to whom I been taken in part payment at a high thankfully turn, thinking with gratitude appraisement. When a piano dealer lias of fathers and mothers who love their off reached the last ditch and made a defiant spring with profound wisdom. There stand, tlio device o f demanding a high comes to me the memory o f such a child appraisement on a secondhand piano us gave full meaning to Christ’s words. given in part payment usually fetches I never looked into his lovely face, him. The receipted bill always shows beaming with sweet intelligence, that he that tho new piano has been placed at did not make me think of heaven and tho full rate with the usual discount. rejoice that so fine a spirit walked the Tho devices o f manufacturers with re earth. N o man, woman or child a[>- putations yet to make aro almost of a proached this boy without feeling his desperate sort. W ith the slightest en benign influence and honoring his par couragement they w ill place pianos on ents. Though only 6 years old, he was trial in any resectab le looking house or a gentleman in a grace of manner, for apartment. Tin» unwilling purchaser re which nature was partially responsible. ceives profuse assurances of esteemed —Kate Field's Washington. consideration and is prayed to be at ease as to the time o f fu ll payment. An y rea T rue o f Ollier C lork T o w e r. Too. sonable demand as to terms is conceded The Old South was standing grim and anil tlio seller seems so anxious for noth white among the telegraph wires and ing ns to adil another debtor to his list. runtlike buildings of Washington street, Thu result o f all this is that no careful when Creighton and Tompkins passed by. jierson purchases a piano without taking It was ¡5:15. But when Tompkins looked advice. He goes about it solemnly as lie up nt the dial on the hallowed church it would in buying a horse or a house or in was only 8:45. Then he turned round. taking a wife. When tlio purchaser’s “ I say, Creighton, did you know the own [lowers o f persuasion have been ex Old South had been sold?” haunted, he calls ill a music teacher am) “ N o.” hastily answered Creighton. “ 1 gets a further reduction or purchases knew there had lieen some talk about it through a friend who lias recently ; but had no definite knowledge, lio w do bought for himself. ¡Sometimes the you knoxv?" music teacher gets a commission all to "Tom pkins pointed to the dial. “ Be himself. When tlio music teacher is nut cause it’s changed hands already.” —Bos successful in obtaining tlio most favor ton Budget. able terms, some ¡arson in a kindred line of business to that o f the piano dealer is A M agic W ord . invoked, and the purchase is finally made Bilkins—That bill is all right, but I at from $¡100 to $800 under schedule haven't any money about me, and----- price. Collector— You'd better hxik Bliarp, Tho opiaisito phenomenon is observed then, or you’ll find the sheriff----- iu the sewing machine trade. Since the Bilkins—And, I was going to say, I ’d original patents expired all sorts of in have to g ive you a check. duqieiisable appliances have been patent- Collector—Oh—er—nevermind, it's no 1 ' 11 , ami the manufacturers and dealers in consequence. I’ll call again.—N ew Y'ork tho la'st machines exact the uttermost Weekly. penny for these latter. In some instance a device costa 10 times the price at which H e l.o .t l>> Hue L etter. it can 1«' produced, and all the various ap Every man should always write a., purtenances t.iken together make lip n plainly as he can. Once upon n time a large [lorrontage o f the prico at which a young man wrote to a girl, “ Your tl»> machine is sold. Even secondhand loveliness has inspired me to ask you to uaichiucs “ complete" aro held at still become my wife.” She road it "loneli rates. ness,” nnd got so everlastingly mad that To the trade on so (lie articles o f house too refused him by return mail.—Some*- furnishing there is seemingly no bottom rills Journal________________ price. Women, who are notoriously the A re Men Get ting More Vain? best bargainers, go to wholesale houses A local philosopher, who makes a ami u[»oil one pretext or another obtain practice of observing other people’s discounts that bring prices far below re manners and commenting upon their tail prices. Dealers cheerfully send ar habits, states that nearly every man now tides miles in the country on trial, take carries a [moket mirror. According to back slightly damaged goods, pack and him, this habit baa grown immensely repack ami at length smilingly accept of late, and nearly every man can be payment with all sorts o f discounts observed at frequent intervals pulling a What is true o f new furniture is still glass out of his pocket and looking at truer o f secondhand and antique ar the set of his necktie or the appearance tides. In tliis trade there is no fixed dis rif It is whiskers.— Philadelphia Call. count, though surface prices are singn larlv uniform. Whether the shop be in Fifth avenneorin Canal street the prices asked aro much the same.—New York Bun. M ^ -m lg g g g g Save,I by a Music llo i. T h e S h irk in g M »n. W A. Meany. bookkeeper for Joseph A. Duffy, hail an exciting experience with burglars at his house early Monday morning He is but recently married, anil among his wedding presents was a music ls>x T o this happy circumstance he attributes the fact that the burglars did not succeed in carrying off every thing in his home. One of the burglars in rummaging through his drawing room stumbled left ss the imckngo o f stored music, and thinking probably that it contained Jew t Irv or silverware attempted to open it In doing so he set tile music machine in motion, ami presently Mr. Meany was roused from his slumla-rs by the touch mg strains o f "A n ld Lang Syne.” Mr .Meany got his gun and started for the o irglars, ami they started for a window lie arrived at the drawing room doorway lust in time to nee tw o burglars leaping from the window He fired, but the toblfcrs continued their flight. One of them stumbled in getting over the front m . ami Mr Meany is convinced that «»»hot him. ns lie found several splashes • f blood on the gnmnd and sidewalk.— .-<t Louis Republic. A shirking man waits until the ground is frozen, then attempts to dig his pota toes, slid finally ends by borrowing bushel o f spuila o f his neighbor He complains that his land doean’t yield I worth a cent.—Yarmouth Register H e r I t r o t h e r T e n titie «. FREAKS OF NATURE. P E R V E R T E D VERSE. H om e C u r i o u s T h i n » . T h a t A m u « « a n d A m toni»h Men of Science. Nature's freaks of fancy afford a strange Btudy. People are constantly sending to the National museum sup posed fossil animals and other oddities which are in reality mere accidental forms carved by water. A pebble in a stream gathers about itself grains of sand until an odd shaped lump is made. A favorite shape for such lumps is that o f a turtle w ith four legs, a head and tail, cveu the lines of the shell be ing sometimes distinct Sim ilar concre tions of carbonate of iron and clay as sume the appearance of petrified pea nuts. Break one, and you w ill always find inside a small spiral winkle shell, which has served as the nucleus. A queer counterfeit of this kind, forward ed to Washington not long ago, was an alleged fossil foot of a child, w ith a lit tle stocking on, the latter showing signs o f wear ou the hall of the foot and on tho heel. It was only a concretion, as was likewise what appeared to be a pet rified oyster ou the shell One eminent scientist has been amus ing him self of late by making imitation spider webs out of quart/, fibers. It is well kitowu that copper w ire can be drawn to a fineness much less than the thickness o f a hair— iu fact, to the d i ameter o f the one-thousandth part o f an inch. But glass may be spun finer than copper, w h ile even the finest spun glass is not so fine as silk fiber. The latter, however, is coarse compared w ith the threads that can be obtained by m elting quartz under a blowpipe and pulling it ou t Such threads may be reduced to a thinness of one-millionth o f an inch. Drawn to such tenuity, they are invisi ble under a microscope of the highest power. Y e t they are stronger in propor tion to their thickness than the best quality of bar steel. Euough thread like this could be mado from a single cubic inch o f quartz to go around the world 658 times. A grain of sand barely large enough to be visible to the naked «ye would yield 1,000 miles of thread. Obviously no practical use can be mado o f threads so extremely fine. Comparatively coarse ones were woven into cobwebs by the scientist aforesaid. They would not catch flies because they xvere too slippery, having no gluten on them, like real cobwebs. This difficulty was got over by moistening a straw in castor oil anil gently stroking tho threads w ith it; then the webs captured flies fairly well. But a cobweb is incomplete without a spider, so it occurred to the experimenter to attract an arachnid to his web by the buzzing of a fly. It was difficult to make a fly buzz to order, but a satisfactory imitation was produced by perm itting a tuning fork to vibrato against the quartz fibers. This fetched the spider right away. The scientist also amused himself w ith blowing bubbles of quartz, which looked exactly like the most beautiful soap bubbles.— Washington Star. A Triumphant March from the Great Lakes to the Pacific by Dr, Price’s Baking Powder T h e m anufacturers o f Dr. P ric e ’s Cream B ak in g Pow der are gratified to announce a confirmation of the unprecedented honors gain ed b y them at the W o r ld ’s Colum bian Exposition. A t the recent C aliforn ia M idw in ter International E xh ibition they received the H ighest A w a rd and Gold Medal for baking pow der bestowed at that splendid and h igh ly successful T h e aw ard in each case was due to Proved Superiority in Quality demonstrated Mr. Nu*t»foll»u play fully)— What iuakt* [ your «»ar» so big? Small Terror—Si*« pull« ’em like ever? thing every time I tell ou 'er (k o d News. j A W o w a n 'i W o r t h y C h u rtty. I Mrs. Anna Matihla Maulsby, by her w ill, which ha* just lieen presented fo r probate in Washington, provide« for the erection and maintenance o f a home fo r O H t lO X C f R E T I R M D . destitute women as a memorial to her \ mother. She bought a site in a fash ion PORTLAND W IRE AND IRON WORKS, ; able |wrt o f the city and set apart £1'. SS4 Al«1 r >trv«t, PottUnd. Or. t*00 for the building and •LY000 a« an endowment fund. She Also bequeaths f.to.000 to the Newsboy«* and Children*« Aid society for a building to be known as the “ G eorg* Maulsby Memorial home.** in memory of her late husband R.nk «m l o if K.iUnff.. P n n r l i n d m , Fruii P pM'ft h i l r i f «n.l .11 t im i, of W ir« »m t Iron ~W ashington Letter. S PIERCE •-»•CURE Work. S«nd loi ,• m : « I o » U«. on thorough analysis b y expert chemists. T h e official exam ination showed Dr. P rice’s to he strongest in leavening power, pure in all ingredients and perfectly wholesome. In every particular it surpassed its competitors. T h e aw ards w ere m ade unanim ously b y reliable juries. These aw ards establish, perm anently, on highest auth ority, Dr. Price’s «. the «•Prtromnd Bakincr Powder in all the World.” .a v. i.u tig e , H O W 'S T H IS t O f the 26 barons who signed the M ag na Charta three wrote their names and We offer One Hundred Dollars’ reward for any The Greeks aro considered the prin 2.H made their mark. This is all changed case of catarrh that cannot be cured by H a ll’s cipal sponge fishers, and it takes much now. Every baron can write, but only a Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. experience, skill and hardihood to quali few succeed in making their mark.— We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Che fy a man for a first class place among Boston T ranscript. ney for the last fifteen years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions sponge divers. Many o f tho most valu and financially able to carry out anv obligations P U B L IC S P E A K IN G . able specimens are found at a depth made by their firm. WEST & TR U A X , Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. varying from 10 to 85 fathoms. T o aid WALD1NG, K INN AN A M A R V IN , This is one of the heaviest strains that in the descent, the divers make use of a Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. conies upon any man or woman. A little H a ll’s Catarrh cure is taken internally, acting triangular stone, w ith a hole in one cor cold, a little hoarseness, and the work is directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of ner, through which a rope is spliced. the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 done. The best of ability is rendered ab cents per bottle. Sold by all druggists. On reaching the deep sea gardens, where solutely useless. tho rock ledges are clothed w ith marine Mark Guy Pearse, the eminent English W illitts—What’s Blobson doing now? G il’ etts growths, the diver, retaining a hold on preacher, write as follows: —He isn’t doing anything. He’s got a govern ment position. his rope, dexterously breaks away the “ B edford P l a c e , R u s s e ll S q u a r e ,» L o n d o n , December 10, 1888. f holdfast of the sponges and places them U N P A IN T E D . “ I think it only right that I should tell under his arm until a sufficient load has Onward, still onward, thQ staid W illam ette you of how much use I find A l l c o c k ’ s been gleaned, when a pull on tho rope P orous P l a s t e r s in my family and among Encroached on old Portland’s domain, For that river, you see, was out on a spree, signals his companions above that ho is those to whom I have recommended them. And efforts 10 check it w eie vain. ready to ascend, and he is then hauled I find them a very breastplate against col is But after awhile it grew tired of sport, coughs. M a r k G u y P e a r s e .” And returned to the old channel home; to tho surface, bearing his ocean treas and B r a n d r e t h ’ s P i l l s always give satisfac It afterward said: “ Men paint the town red, ures. — Exchange. But I knock out paint when I roam.” tion. ____________________ Sponge Fishing. “ Didn’ t you hear about little Johnny Dugan bein’ suspindid from the fooree?” “ No, fwat for?” “ He arristed a dealer iu toy goats for sellin’ artificial butther.” THE LAND OF She—Did you ever know o f a married couple who never quarreled? He—Yes, one. They were killed in a runaway accident as they left the church. HOLM ES P R O M IS E B U S IN E S S COLLEGE. Is the m ighty West, the land that “ tickled with a hoe laughs a harvest;” the El Dorado of the miner; the goal of the agricultural emigrant W hile it teems with all the elements of wealth and prosperity, some of the fairest and most fruitful portions of it bear a harvest o f malaria reaped in its fullness by those unprotected by a medicinal safeguard. No one seeking or dw ell ing in a malarial locality is safe from the scourge without Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters. Emigrants, bear this In mind. Commercial travelers sojourning in malarious regions should carry a bottle of the Bitten in the traditional gripsack. Against the effects of exposure, men tal or bodily overwork, damp and unwholesome food or water, it is an infallible defense. Con stipation, rheumatism, biliousness, dyspepsia, nervousness and loss of strength are all reme died by this genial restorative. Every young man and woman should have a business education, for money is lost every day by people who are poor in figures, cannot keep their accounts straight nor write a good letter, and who do not know anything about business papers. Business is beginning to- improve, and there will be openings for a great many young people; so why not prepare yourself for some o f these positions, i f you do not work for others, a business education will not come amiss, for it is worth all it costs for your own use. No one leads so aimless a life that he does not have some business cares. School opened September 3, and we have a thorough Commercial Course, Shorthand Course and two years’ English course. For At the Butcher’ s.—** W hy did you put that G . H o lm e s , large m irror near the door?” “ To prevent the catalogue address Portland, Or. servant girls watching the scales.” Use Knamellne Stove Polish ; no dost, no smell. THAT TIRED FEELING Is due to an irrpoverished condition o f the blood. It should be overcome without de lay, and the best way to accomplish this result is to take H ood’’s Sarsaparilla, which H o o d ’s £ wiu punì ‘ jr and A souvenir o f the Willamette’s lap e from so briety is given free to purchasers of the North rop A Stugis Company’s Flavoring Eatracts. The San Francisco Artificial Limb Co. of No. 9 Geary street announce that they have an exhibit of artificial limbs at the North western Interstate Fair at Tacoma, Wash., where they are prepared during the contin uance of said fair to take orders and to ac commodate those who desire; do fitting of limbs there of work to be made in San Fran cisco. Call on or address M enzo S p r in g , Massasoit Hotel, Tacoma, Wash. C O O K 'S M U S IC A L IN S T IT U T E Has been inexistence for over twelve years.and has earned an enviable reputation in*Portland and viciuitv. It is located in the Abington in quarters expressly designed for it and is equipped w ith an extensive library and the fin est Grand Pianos. Send for circular. D r . C. E. G eigkr cures Catarrh, Diseases of the Throat and Lungs, Consumption in th « first and second stages. Bronchitis all difficult Chronic Diseases and all Private Diseases of both sexes. Medicine by mail or express. Third and Morrison, Portland, Or. Spiritual, Liberal, Social and Political Reform ers Books; send for catalogue. W. E. J ones , 291 Alder street, Portland, Or. 1» A LL right, but it is not ahead of bread made w i t h ........................ FIEE SILVER Portland QOLÈtEN * WEJT «g Academy MKINQ F®WE>ER Every can is guaranteed pure. V11 aI i 2 o th e b lo o d . T ry G bem ba fo r breakfast. ■ 1 TO itruittb »ml ap petite end pro duce tweet «nil rtfreahing »let-p. Be .tire to get Hood'. Sarsa parilla, and only Hood's. H o o d 's P ills cure nausea, and biliousness. W . L. D ouclas S3 SHOE IS TH E BEST. 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The makers say it will help you, or eo«t you nothing. They amt rants* it. As a safe anti ortain remedy for woman’s ailments, nothing ran compare with the ** Prescription.” It’s an invigi»rating, re storative tonic, and a soothing, strengthen ing nervine, perfectly harmless in any con dition of the female system. It’s a marvel ms remedy for nervous and moral debility. St. Vitus* Danes, Fainting pelfcs, Dizziness. Sleeplessness, and all the nervous disorder* due to functional derange ment* It ha* often, by restoring the wo manly function*, cured eases of Insanity. fair. “ W H E R E DIRT GATHERS, W A S T E RUL ES. ” GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF FRENCH A ENWELLED CALF FINE CAlf&KANIAIBI *3.5PP0LICE.3S ol £S. S A P O L I O L MALARIA 1 DO Y O U F E E L BAD? DOES Y O U R B AC K Y * u can a a v e m o n e y b y w e a r i n g th e I T . 1.« D o u g i n * 9 3 . 0 0 N h o f , f i r m u me. w© am th# largvut manufacturer* o f Ibts *rad«i>f «ht>es in the world, and guarantee thej- mlue by stamping the name and price on tta *>ttom, which protect you against high price* and Jia middleman * profit*. Our shoe* equal custom vork in sty la, — ay fitting and w earing qualities. We hare them Sold erery where at low er prlceafor ihe r*iu e glren than any other make. Take n.> rub- sltute. I f your dsalcr cannot supply you, w e can. rhree - 1 <w* onlv. Try it. ache? m o o r e ' s Doee everv step seem a burden? You need R e v e a l e d ->;mniii! m m n inorai rem edy hie . ;<- Men’s Suits at 48.50, *10.00, *12.50, *15.00, *20.00. Men's Overcoats, *10.00, *12.50, *15.00. *18.00. Young Men’s Suits, *3.00. *4.50, *5 00, *8.00, *10.00. Hoys’ Knee-Pants Suits, *1.25, #1.75, #2.50, #3.50, #4.00, #5.00. Oregon Wool Socks, 3 pairs for 50 cents. W hite Laundried Shirts, 50 cents. I f you can't see us, write for goods. C e a a a a p t l v e e and who h ave weak lung* or Asth ma, *houkl a * « Ptao «C u r e fo r Con«um p«too. It baa r i r H t b A * * a * a * . It has no« Injnr* fd ona. It Is not bad to taka. I t Is tha baei cough a y r u * CONSUMPTION. 1 ■ ii FAMOUS.” C L O T H IN G M A N U F A C T U R E * * ■I« ' C .m «r B e r rlM . an« t o e .« « St«.. rO D T L A N D , - - O R IU D M ,
