Newberg graphic., July 07, 1893, Image 4

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SHE DROPPED HER MITTEN.
READING THE FINGER NAILS.
C h a r a c t e r rs I t In K x p r e u e d I n t h e T ip *
a A V o n iau ’ii I 'i n g e r a .
of
D E C ID E U L T
A n d S h e W a s A n f r y Itf-can«« l h . D e a f O ld
M a n M lH itm le rs to o U H e r .
SHAKY.
A tr e m b lin g h a n d , a n u n c e rta in s te p , fld g e tl-
ne>8, in d ic a te d b y re s tle s s s h if tin g fro m o n e
an­
It was just 8 o'clock, and the car was n p o la y c a e n o c r e p a o t s u tu n r e e x p to e c a te n o d i n o ises, are" jr a m m e o n n ta g l th
e
Examine her finder nails. If these
in d i c a t io n s < f e x tr e m e n e rv o u s n e s s . T h e se
packed
with
people
going
home.
wear the hue of bereavement—but why
>♦ e m tr illin g , b u t th e h e s lt h o f m en a n d w o m en
She
carriej
some
bundles,
and
in
her
in th is c o n d itio n n> “ d e c id e d ly s h a k y ," lia b le
suggett anything so odious and impossi-
to be o v e r th r o w n d is a s tr o u s ly b v c a u se s w h ic h
blt? If they are tinged with ink, beware efforts to handle them und save them th e v ig o ro u s m ig h t d e fy . To fo rtify th e n e r ­
from
crushing
she
dropped
her
mitten,
v
o u s > y stem g e n e ra l v ig o r m u s t, th r o u g h th e
of the learned lady, or perhaps she is a
m e d iu m o f re in fo rc e d d ig e s tio n a n d a re n e w a l
successful novelist, with a fortune at her She saw it go, bnt was powerless to stay i.f
I m p a ir e d p o w e r o f s le e p in g a t n i g h t , b e
its descent, and it went down in succes­ r a is an
e d to a h e a lth f u l s ta n d a r d . A g u a r a n t e e of
We have for sale cheap on easy terms.
!*$ finger ends. Yet she may \m a Sappho, a sive stages in a triangular space between th
i s la H o e te tte r ’s S to m a c h B itte r s , w h ic h r e ­
poet, and we have a distinct impression
1 new 8-column folio or 6-column quarto
e s ta b lis h e s d ig e s tio n , b ile s e c re t.o n a n d th e
herself,
a
man
who
looked
over
her
fe­
o f b o d y o n a p e r m a n e n tly r e g u l a r
Improved Country Campbell Press. Also
ll that a muse may he a perilous person to k'-ad, and an individual who was deaf, (¡at-.t
b asis, th u s re n e w in g t h a t b o d y e q u ilib r iu m ,
marry, as in the case of .Miss blanche
w h ic h is fo llo w e d by a g a in o f ;>L e n g th a n d
1 new 9-column folio or 6-column quarto
“
There
goes
my
mitten!”
n e rv e tr a n q u ill ity .
F u r S id n e y c o m p la in t,
Amory. And poetry is not a paying p ro
Improved Country Campbell Press; both
Thu deaf man leaned over and said, r h e u m a tis m , n e u r a lg ia , a n d as a p r e v e n tiv e of
Noticed in the finest biscuit, rolls, cake, etc.,
fees ion, and Mrs. Heinous was • ‘too poet­ “Li.;”
th e flr»t A ttack o r s u b s e q u e n t r e t u r n o f m a la ­
complete. Also 1 second-hand Country
ria l d is o r d e r s , th is m e d ic in e is w ith o u t a p e e r.
ical" for Sir Walter Scott. However,
is due to the absolute purity and the ac-
—AND—
“My mitten—mitten—it fell down.'
T h r ic e d a i ly ta k e a w in e g la s s fu l.
Campbell Press; will print 6-column
these are merely mortal inferences. It
“Well,
ye
can't
git
it,
mum.
Y'll
have
curate combination o f the ingredients of
quarto paper; is guaranteed to be in per­
needs no "palmist” to tell the young to wait till the car gits to the end of the
H e—N ow , d a r lin g , w h a t k in d of an e n g a g e ­
!!* man all this, nor does "the palmist” line, so the conductor kiu pull up the m e n t r in g s h a ll I g iv e y o u ? .She—O n e t h a t
fect condition. These presses run easily
the R o y a l B a k i n g P o w d e r . The
w o n ’t lit a n y o th e r g i r l ’s fin g e r.
dally over such inferences.
by hand; will do all-round work; hand
floor.”
best things in cookery are al­
I f h e r H o g er n a ils a r e w id e r t h a n th e y a r e lo n g ,
presses or other machinery taken in part
“ I'll do nothing of the kind. Besides 1 T H E C J C M I N K A N D T IIK h If A M.
b ew are!
payment. If YOU want a bargain,
Kho h a t h h e r n a ils n o t lo n g , h a t b ro a d . B ew are! ain't goin to have all these people walldn
ways made and can be made
E v e r y good th in g haa its h ost o f im ita t­ write to PALMER & REY TYPE F ’DRY, P o r t l a n d , O r .
as tho sweet singer of America might on it for half au hour.”
only with the R o y a l B a k in g
“ Haven't ye got another one?” said the o rs; e ve ry genuine a rticle its coun terfeits.
have said. “A hot temper and obstinate
T h e im itato rs a lw ays choose the m ost val­
disposition are indicated." This kitten, deaf man.
P ow der .
1 lence its use is
“Course I've got another one,” and she uable and p op ular a rticle to cou n terfeit, so
in Mr. James Boswell’s poem, will
universal — in the most
wiggled the hand incased in her other th a t w hen th ey cla im th eir sham to be
w grow a cat and cross like other wives.
eq u al, or as good, or th e sam e as “ So-and-
If the nails are square tipped, round­ mitten.
celebrated restaurants, in
j*
The deaf man saw tho movement, and 80’* / ’ th e pu b lic m ay depend upon it th at
ed next the hand, you may “expect a
“ Bo-and-So’s ” a rticle i« th e best o f the
the homes of the people,
quick and peppery temper,” but not knowing that women often carry car faro kind T h e sham proves th e genuine m erit
j*/ sulks, which is the worst of tempers in inside their hand coverings reached over o f th e th in g it copies, and never has this
wherever delicious,
been better illu strated than by th e im ita ­
i
matrimony. Remember that when a lady and polled her mitten off for her.
tion s o f A l l c o c k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r s .
Then she screamed.
\ • gives you her hand she gives you all that
wholesome food is
A l l c o c k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r is »he sta n d ­
The conductor was the only man who ard o f excellen ce th e world over, and it
;.} tho hand implies—very probably sho
appreciated.
Its
4 * gives you pepper. It would be very in- could edge his way to the scene of trou­ im itato rs in th eir cry th a t th eirs is “ as
EVER MANUFACTURED OX THE COAST
good as A l l c o c k ’ s ” are o n ly em p h asizin g
* foresting to know what kind of nails ble.
is sold by D0LE-PEARS0N HARNESS CO.,
sale equals that i f
th
is
fact
and
a
d
m
ittin
g
“
A
l l c o c k ’ s ” to be
“ What's tho matter here?”
P M r s . Carlyle had, and what sort adorned
at prices th at will astonish you . Only the best
the acm e o f perfectio n , w h ich it is th eir
“ Lady dropped her nickel and can’t h igh est am b ition to im itate. T h e d iffer­
; the fingers of Mary Stiuirt, who notori
all others combined.
Oak-Tanned Leather used, and all work guar­
' ously "blew up” her husband, though pick it up,” said tho deaf uiau.
ence between the gen u in e and these im ita
anteed. Send for fine Illustrated Catalogue f r e e .
“ Didn't drop my nickel—dropped my tion s, w h ich cop y o n ly general appearance
K* indeed ho richly deserved it. Unluckily
UK) Union Avenue (East Side), P o rtlan d , Or.
as th at between copper and gold
j
portraitsuroof little service, as tho hands mitten," said the lady with the packages. is T as h e w ide
o n l y s a f e w a y f o r p u r c h a s e r s is to
“Said
sho
had
another
one,”
pursued
too often are fanciful and conventional,
a l w a y s i n s i s t u p o n h a v i n g A l l c o c k ’ s P o r -
, 'fa
r v v * y *.*.-*v r .v v v tv v r r - . y v s *.*.••• :v*v a vviv/.'vv.-v..* v. * I especially after Vandyke.
tho douf man, “ but she lied.”
OUS P l a b t s m . 1 lu -y a r e t h e o n l y p e r f e c t
*¡,1 , f a .>4 ,’. . f a ¿ fa , f a / f a f a , f a . .4* f a y f a ; -v* .-fa ¿ fa ».* ¿ fa , ' j u » y
p
“You’re an old doorpost,” said the l a s t e r s e v e r p r o d u c e d .
v I “Almond shaped nails, especially if not
too pink, indicate a cheerful, sweet tem­ woman with one mitten.
M u sic T e a c h e r —I d o n ’t k n o w w h y y o u a r e
“ tjuecr how folks go travelin about d is p le a s e d . Y o u r d a u g h t e r r e a lly s in g s v ery
T h o L o b s te r C a tc h .
per” and are also of high aesthetic value.
A S U N W O R S H IP E R .
e ll, r a t h e r —Y e -; h u t n o w is i t t h a t s h e n e v e r
“ If tho nails are bitten,” but we refuse town with only one nickel,” said the deaf w
Nova Scotia and PrinceEdward Island
s in g s a n y t h in g b u t s o p r a n o ?
f a r Our customer had one just as good, and he bought it for LESS THAN
to believo that the nails of the fair are man.
advices go to show that the lobster catch
S in c e n o so n g b ir d ’s ly ric g u s h
HALF the price his friend had paid. |F Y O U W A N T A B I C Y C L E FOR
“ They get along better’n peoplo with
W H O D O E SN ’T K N O W
ever bitten. Everybody would shun a
for tile season, which closed Aug. 1, was
B r e a k s th o g r a y a n d ic y h u s h .
S
60 , buy it direct of the
S in c e th o m e a d o w s a r c in b o n d .
no ears,” said tho woman who didn't Frerl T . M errill, th e P ioneer B icycle D ealer o f th is
maiden who bit her thumb a t him.
the most successful of any season for the
Count? Jio is reliuhle. W rite h im —P o rtlan d , Or.
A n d w h ite f e t te r s c h a in t h e p o n d ,
drop her nickel.
“If
you
want
a
careful,
economical
past ten or twelve years. Especially is
S in c e th e b a r r e n b o u g h s b ew ail.
“ Was that all tho money yer husband
wife, look at her thumb.” But who
this the case wit it the factories border­
A n d th o b r ig h t h o u r s s w if tly fa il.
Use K num e in e Stove P o lis h ; n o doat, ao smell
S in c e th e n ig h ts a r e o n e b la c k b lu r,
wants an economical wife, one that will give ye?” asked the deaf man in a tone of
ing on the Northumberland straits. A
I
h
a
v
e
tu
r
n
e
d
s
u
n
w
o
rsh
ip
e
r.
sympathy.
“
He
must
be
a
regla’r
brute.”
gentleman interested in lobster canning
imitate Mary Stuart when she buys an
T ry G ermea for b reak fast.
-D E A L E R I N -
“If lie was here now, he'd eat you up.”
Elzevir or an engraving? The collector,
makes the statement that these factories
T h o u g h m y v isio n m a y n o t s c a n
“ I s'poso them's collars and cuffs she's
P r e c e p ts Z o r o a s tr a in ,
at least, and tho convivial soul of open
will on tile whole average a net profit of
Y et h av e I som e ra p tu re c a u g h t
about $1,000 each. Taking into con­
hand will avoid a lady who lives by rule beon doin up and is goin to deliver ’em,”
T h a t th o a n c ie n t P a r s e c s ta u g h t.
80METUINQ TO REMEMBER,
sideration the fact that the season for
of thumb. An extravagant thumb bonds suid tho deaf man to the passengers.
W i n te r p ris o n e d , I a m w on
if you're a weak * « ~ < » O L D H O L L A R S F O K 6 0 c . . f i t
Then tho conductor said, “ Fare,
back very far when tho hand is ojiened,
catching lobsters is by law restricted to
B y th e p ro m ise o f th e s u n ,
PORTLAND.
TACOM A.
SALEM .
or ailinir woman
A n d I lif t m y p r a y e r t h a t lie
as all hands should lie. “ Do not choose please,” and the woman gave up a nickel
June and July, this profit must be re­
—that there's only
S e t th o w e a ry c a p tiv e free.
a girl who has a soft, fat hand,” with that sho had been carrying in her mouth.
garded as enormous.
one medicine so
“Thought it was in yer mitten,” said
fingers held close toget Iter. These things
The benefit of the short season is now
H e c a n s h a t t e r f r o s ty b a rs .
sure to help you
"A F A I R F A C E M AY P R O V E A F O U L B A R ­
E d g e h illp a th s w ith b lo o so m s ta r s ;
that it can be gvar-
indicate selfishness—but it muy bo sel­ tho deaf man.
becoming apparent in the increased
l i e r a n h e a l th e b a r e b o u g h 's g r ie f
antetd.
It's
Dr,
You
don't
know
how
to
think,”
said
fishness
a
deux
and
convenient.—Lon­
G
AIN.” MARRY A PLAIN G I R L I F S H E U S E S
catch, which is almost double that of
B y th o boon o f b u r s tin g leaf.
Pierce’s Favorite
the woman.
don News.
previous years, while the lobsters are
W o o th o s o litu d e to so n g ,
Prescription.
In
Wonder why she didn't carry ’em
B ig h t th o w a s tin g w in te r ’s w rong;
just the right size for canning purposes.
building up over­
A n In te llig e n t C ow .
l i e c a n g o ld e n lifo c o n f e r —
botli in her mouth?” said the deaf man.
Bitch bus been the rapid spread of the
worked, feeble,
I h a v e tu r n e d s u n w o rsh ip e r!
Colonel I. D. McDonald of Columbia
'You ought to stuff both your own
canneries that every available site along
—C lin to n S c o lla rd in Y o u th 's C o m p a n io n .
delicate women, or
City, Ind., tells a good story of ani­ mitteiiB in yer mouth,” said the woman.
the shores of the Straits of Northumber­
in any “ female
mal intelligence. Ho bad bought a lot
“Ain’t yo afraid ye'll swaller yer nick­
land has been taken up, and parties de­
A I ’n e i im u t ic C o a l C h u te .
c o m p l a i n t ” or
ever fails to benefit or
sirous of investing money in the business
“The man who goes about with a of stock, including a cow and her calf, el that way some time?” asked tho deaf
R H E U M A T I S M C U R E D B Y T H E US E O F
, you have your money back. It's
are withheld by the difficulty of procur­ big «hovel ami a big basket over hi» which ho was driving homo. Tho cow’s man.
If I do, I reckon it won’t injure my an invigorating, restorative tonic, a
ing a favorable cove or beach.
■houhler looking for a job at putting in affection for its offspring had attracted
soothing and strengthening nervine, and
hearin," said the woman.
A good idea of the profit, of lobster | coal finds less and less to do,” said a cit­ attention more than once.
i C W 1 —
A s t o r ia . O r e g o n , J a n u a r y 10.—I c a u s ta te w ith p le a s u re th a t by th e u se of
At length a river was reached, which,
M O O R E’S R E V E A L E D REM ED Y m y h u s b a n d w a - re lie v e d ro m a u o ld oa#*e of
Then the conductor got down on the a saf* and certain remedy for woman'*
canning may be gathered from the fact izen. "The coal wagons which have
ills
and ailments. It regulates and pro­
R H EU M A TISM i n d m y y o u n g e s t boy c u re d e n tire ly o f IN FLAM M ATORY R H E U ­
that while a pound tin is put up ready bodies that may he elevated ami adjusted being unbridged, the cattle had to ford. floor and recovered the woman's mitten, motes all ths proper functions. Improves
MATISM w h e n th e beet d o c to r I c o u ld g e t d id h im u o good. Y <urs lit g ra titu d e ,
MRS. N. V. STEELK .
for shipment at a cost of about nine at almost any angle, and which are pro­ The water was deep, and as tho cattle and sho got off at the next orossing won­ digestion, enriches the blood, dispels
BO LD B Y Y O UR D R U G G IS T .
plunged
in
they
were
swept
off
their
dering
why
some
people
didn’t
carry
ear
cents they are taken from the canneries vided with extension chutes through
aches and pains, brings refreshing sleep,
trumpets.
and restores health and strength.
by wholesale dealers who pay from which the coal is made to run straight feet, tho mother cow among tho rest.
The calf meantime was taken by tho
The deaf man said, by way of enlight­
seventeen to twenty cents per tin. An from the wagon into tho coal hole, appear
Nothing else can be as cheap. With
T H E O N LY W A Y Y O U CAN
American firm owning fourteen factories to he multiplying. But of course coal current several rods down stream, and ening the other passengers, “ I guess it this, you pay only for the good you get.
ships its (*ntire product to the French wont run up hill, anil when it is to be when the poor cow regained her footing was her mitten instoad of her nickel that
and English market direct, and all its used above the first story it still has to and discerned this her distress was ap­ she dropped.”—Chicago News-Record.
tins are labeled “ Marinas I Jay Lobsters/' be carried up stairs. But perhaps ttie parent. Instead of making for tho oppo-
V I C T O R , R A M B L E R , C L E V E L A N D a nd
W o m a n to W o m a n .
notwithstanding the fact that the con­ uext thing will ho a telescopic tube with sito shore, as tho other animals had
W ESTERN W HEEEL WORKS
The attitude women assume toward
tents were caught in Dominion waters, | a flaring lower end big enough to fit done, Bheswam down tho stream below
put up on ( 'unudian soil and by Nova right over tho top of a coal wagon and her calf. The current drove the young strange women was amusingly brought
Scotia worker n Montreal Gazette.
provided at its upper end with an ap- | creature against tho protecting bulk of out in a New York court a few days ago.
A female witness in a case where a
paratua to exhaust the air. Then when i the mother.
Tho cow, satisfied a t this state of af­ young man was accused of slashing a
IS W I T H A N A X E .
An Egyptian scythe dug up on the , tho tube is in tho window and you’re all fairs, started for the shore, tho calf swim­ young woman’s dress wliile riding in the
banks nf tho Nilo in 181H) and said to be
Z1P! and th‘*ro J’w” aro* ‘Coal
elevated
was
asked
by
one
of
the
law­
ming
alongside
of
hor.
About
midway
as old as Moses is exhibited in a Louden i livered on tho fourteenth floor without of the river tho swift current, striking yers, “Do you mean to say, madam, that
museum. Tho shaft of tho instrument I extra charge.***—New York Sun.
tho calf in tho fore quarter, swept it bo­ you saw all those tears or cuts, which­ SVts.,
The Pioneer Dealer of the Pacific Coast, with
Is of wood, set with a row of fine flint
K a r l y IJiic c s I n I tu s s la .
llimi tho cow, and again it floundered ever you please, in a lady’s skirt and yet Govts., n n d
main store at 32«» Washington street, sells the
saws, which are securely cemented in a
ft.C C p o r IlottloT
hadn't the politeness to tell her of it?** O uo c e n t u d o s e .
Russia in ho vast ami includes s o many down stream.
best and most reliable machines made in Amer­
groove.
Once more tho mother went to the I do,” said the witness. “I huve often
ica. Over 000 new and second-hand Cycles for
race« that it might seem well nigh hope­
T h i s G r e a t C o r . '; i f I ’ i h e p r o m p tly cu res
A New York business man says: “The less to determine its most ancient inhah- 1 rescue. She had to swim around to the told women when their dress was out of w h e r e a l l o th e r s f a i l. C o u g h s , C ro u p . S o r e sale or trade, cash or on easy payments. Write
r o a t , H o a r s e n e s s , W h o o p in g C o u g h a n d
him before you buy. 52-page illustrated cata­
keystone of the success of the business Hunts. Nevertheless this is a problem at other side of the calf, and, this done, she order in tho street, but I always got T A h s th
m a . F o r C o n s u m p tio n i t h n s n o r iv a l:
ing.
man is in making other men work for which Professor Anatola Bogdanov has had to steady herself in the stream until snubbed for my pains, and I ina le up h a s c u r e d th o u s a n d s , a n d w ill ct.'R E Y o u i f logue free for the askin
Full stock of Bicv .-ele i Sundries ami Suits, and fine Repair Shop, complete with
e . tM d o y I)rn g g i« t9 o n ft g u a r ­
him. That is the greatest quality. It been laboring for the past 23 years, and the calf was against her side. Her ef­ my mind not to do it any more. If a man t a a n k te e e n . i n F tim
o
r
a
L
a
m
e
B
a
c
k
o
r
C
h
e
s
t,
u
s
e
Baking Ovens, etc. LIVE E AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE.
is no mean accomplishment to get men which he attempts to solve in a paper forts were this time successful, ami cow should tell a woman that her dress was S H I L O H 'S B E L L A D O N N A P L A S T E i R R ^ 5 c .
read before I ho congress of anthropolo­ and calf swam safely to shore.—Indian­ out of order, she would bo very apt to
who will earn their salary.”
thank him, but sho never thanks a wom­
gists at Moscow. The korgans or tu ­ apolis News.
.CATARRH
an.”—San Francisco Argonaut.
Many animals never take exercise for muli of central Russia contain tho relics
DR. GUNN’S
REMEDY.
W a t e r T a k i n g t h e l ’l a r o o f C o a l.
its own sake. The muscular system of of n tall, strong, dolichocephalic race,
11 u v o y o u C a ta r r h ? T h is r e m e d y is g u a r a n ­
T r e e » R e q u i r e G o o d S o il.
IM PROVED
animals is kept in the most perfect con­ with light brown hair, as well as a short,
Olio of the most interesting processes
te e d t o c u r e y o u . P r i c e , hO cts. lu j u c t o r f r e e .
Southern soil B e r m s to possess tho nec­
(G A S O R G A S O L IN E ) ^
dition, however, by their search for food. smaller bracycephnlio race, with dark now going on is the conversion of water
With them exercise is natural, and there­ brown hair. The blond type preponder­ into light, heat and power. The great essary substances for tho growth of all
Made for Pow«f or Pumping Purpose©.
T h e C heapest R eliable G as E n g in e
fore perfect of its kind.
ate* in the southwestern districts, and obstacle in tho way of cheap electric Bpedes of troes and plants natural to
on th e M arket.
thebrunottein the northwestern. Bogda­ lights and power hns been tho cost of warm climates. Substances that con­
When a woman tires of a man she has nov considers the long heads to have been coal and other fuel. But all over tho tribute to the nutrition of plants will act
once truly lovod, there is reasou to be­ Slavs, and that the modern Russians of northwest water is being utilized for a s food for trees, and, a s we see the phys­
MILD PHYSIC
lievo ho has outraged her affection and those parts are an amalgam of tho Sluvs running electric plants. An electrician ical properties of the trees themselves,
wounded her inmost self esteem.
with tho broader headed race, which is who has recently been lookingovor Mon­ leaves and other matter have a direct
O N E PI LL FOR A D OS E.
probably Mongoloid.—American Regis­ tana and the northwestern states finds share in tiit ir nutrition. There are *ome
A m ovem ent of th e bowels each d a y is necessary for
" W hy d o y o u r a i l y o u r new ro o k M isery 1
h ealth. T hese p ills su p p ly w h at th e system lacks to
that everywhere water jtowers nr« being soils so hard and clayey that the roots of
ter.
" B ec au se sho lo v e s c o m p a n y ."
make it regular. They cu re H eadache, b righten the
Eyes and clear th e Complexion b etter th a n cos-
taken up and utilized to create electric­ trees cannot spread, and thus they fail
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J udgr J. B. H ill , of the Superior other ics. pills
R U T T H K I A N I) »’ II.K M U V K I D .
ity. So cheap is this process that tho to reach tho substances which they re­
do. To convince you of th e ir m erits ^
_iail sam ples free, o r a full box for 25 cents. Sole
8ome one has noted that the adjective use of coal is out of the question. No quire for fiiod. Iloncc tho tree become* Court, Walker county, Georgia,
everyw
here.
DosanAo
Med.
Co.,
P
hiladelphia.
P
We p o s itiv e ly e u ro ru p tu re , pi lea and a ll rec­ applied by college graduates and stu
tal d ise a se s w ith o u t p a in o r d e te n tio n from bust
light and power can be created so cheap­ stunted in growth and is soon dead, fall­ thinks enough of German Syrup to
non* No c u re , no pay. A lso all JVIvate d is ­ dents to tbeir alma mater is A lw a y s
ing to tho ground to become, through its send us voluntarily a strong letter
ease«. Address for p a m p h le t Bra. Porterfield A “old.” It is "old Harvard,” "old Yale," ly as that where a mountain stream has
Loeey, 838 M arket H ired . Han K ranelseo.
Is eii made to do the work. W hat was ashes, nutrition for some other frailer endorsing it. When men of rank
“old Dartmouth," and one enthusiastic an exjieriment a short time ago lias now plant which can subsist in such soil.
and education thus use and recom­
" I ’ve g o t a n a w fu l c o ld ," s a id th e w e a th e r, admirer and attendant at the University
become one of tho most remarkable in­
mend an article, what they say Is
" W h a t a re you ta k in g fo r it? " a s k e d th e w in d
of Chicago has lieen heard to refer to dustrial developments of the time.—Ex­
A G o o d I)r«‘.« in g F o r S h o e s .
"A d ro p of m e rc u ry e v e ry h o u r .”
worth the attention of the public.
certain rules of that institution as "a change.
When meditatiuga tripón arainyday,
It is above suspicion. " I have used
F o r S i m p l i c i t y I t B e a t # t h o " W o rld .
way
we
have
at
old
Chicago.”
There
is
it
is
a
wise
plan
to
rub
the
shoes
with
a
T h e re is m o re c a ta r r h In th is s e c tio n of th e
I t o lla i t s e l f f r o m a R e s e r v o i r ,
your German Syrup,” he says, "for
C h lo rid e o f K lli) l,
c o u n tr y h a n a ll o th e r d is e a se s p u t to g e th e r , certainly an affection conveyed by the
waterproof
mixture,
which
will
make
N o C a rb u re to r to g e t o u t o f o rd e r.
a ’ <1 u n til th la*t lew y e a rs w as s u p p o se d o be word "old" Unit no other adjective car­
my
Coughs
and
Colds
on
the
Throat
A
new
local
uiiivsthctic
lma
been
in
them
soft,
pliable
nnd
hardy.
A
very
In c u r a b le . F o r a g r e a t m a n y \ e a r s d o cto r* pr<
N o f la tte rie s o r E le c tric S p a rk .
C h o ic e R ice, 5c lb: la r g e R a is in s , 5c; fine T ea,
n o u n e e d it a local 'is c a -e a n d p ro s c rib e d local ries. and like the terms of address “old | occasional use' in surgery for the ]>ast good recipe for this is an ounce of bees­ and Lungs. I can recommend it for
40; K eg S y ru p , f l ; A rb u c k le C offee, 25e; Sago, I t run# w ith a C heaper G rade o f G asoline th a n any
re m e d ie s , a n d by c o n s ta n tly fa llin g to c u r e w ith man" or "old boy" it signifies that lov- | year. Previous to that time it wasehief-
them
as
a
first-class
medicine.”—
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in
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k
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a
t,
wax, an ounce of turpentine, a quarter
o th e r Engine.
lo c a l tr e a tm e n t p ro n o u m ed It in c u r a b le , s
D ried P e a c h e s, H e ; Fig*, 4c; P r u n e s , 12c;
© 10c:
e n e e h as p ro v e n c a t a r r h to be a o o n s titu tio a! ing familiarity with which every one re- l.v used by dentists. The name of the of an ounce of Burgundy pitch, melted Take no substitute.
IBND FOR CATALOOTK TO
A p p les, e v a p o r a te d , 11c. >F.M> FOR TIIK 16-
d U a se, a n d th e re fo re ic q u iro * c o n s ti tu ti o n a l garda his college home.- Boston Journal,
nna>sthotic
is
chloride
of
ethyl,
which
P A '.K BI Y K R S’ ti t ID E F R E E , W IT H FI LL
over a slow fire with a half pint of oil.
tr e a tm e n t. H a ll's C a ta r r h C u re , m a n u f a c tu ic d
IJI'DTATIONS*. M e n tio n th is p a p e r. A d d ress C A L M E R & R E Y , M a n u f a c t u r e r * .
lma a peculiar odor, not at all offensive; Be cautions with the turpentine. This
Dy F J . C h en e y d: Co , Poledo, O h io , Is th e o n ly
c o n s titu tio n a l c u re on th < -m a rk e t. It Is ta k e n
A S iig g t'n tio n .
on the contrary, plcnsunt and a sweet mixture may lie applied often and will
403 SüK»T.t Street, San bar,cisco, CaL
I n te r n a lly In «lose- fro m te n drop* to a te a s p o o n
Jo n e s’
S to re ,
Prison Warder It’s just le'en found taste. It will take the place largely of lie found really excellent.—New York
fu i. It ac t d ir e c tly o n th e blo o d a n d m u e n u
130 F ro n t S tre e t, P o r tla n d , o r .
s u rfa c e s • f th e y -ie m . t h ey offer o n e b u rn ir si out that von didn't commit that crime chloroform and ether, which require World.
S Swift’s Specific S
d o l a rs for a n y ca se it fails to t tire. S en d for
you've Iteun in for all these years, and so i-onsidi rable time to have efftvt on a pa­
c ir c u la r s ai d tc -iiin D ials A ddress
S
A Tested Remedy
I> ltl Y o u E v e r ?
F. J CH U N K Y A CO ., Toledo, O.
tient. Moreover, it is much safer. It
the home secretary hns pardoned you.
^
For All
•S o ld by d r u g g is ts ; TA oents.
Dili you ever expect a letter from a
Innocent Man Uuit I'm pardoned, can K' used, for example, in the cutting
am I?
of an abscess or any other such slight dear friend and get instead a cross
l'risoli Warder—Y-e-t, hut don't go yet. op, ration. It issimply a m atter of spray­ grainetl note of complaint? Or confi­
I'll have to telegraph for further instruc­ ing the affected portion of the body. Its dently expect a check in the morning
tions.
chief component is alcohol.—New York mail and get an invoice of bills? Did
T H IS IS T H E TIM E TO
you ever rush with l>eating henrt to get
Telegram.
Innocent Man What about?
A re lia b le c u r e fo r C ontagiou©
o r d e r y o u r SUM M ER
B lo o d P o is o n . I n h e r ite d S c ro ­
R O LLE R S.
Y ou w a n t
} our mail and receive nothing but an
Prison Warder Seems tom e that, con­
th e BEST; t h a t ’* th e on ly
fu la a n d S k in C a n c e r.
H o w II© D id T h o m .
advertising circular?—Boston Common­
sideriti you hadn't any business here, yon
k in d w e d e a l in . T h e n
A s a to n ic fo r d e lic a te W o m e n
Tho man was pompous anil had a large wealth.
s e n d y o u r o r d e r for th e
ought to pay for your board.—London
BE>T R O LLE R S
and
a n d C h ild re n it h a s n o e q u a l.
*ixc»l and visible confidence in the cor­
T itb its.
IN K S to
PA LM ER A
EjPMPTiYÄND
" S h o p ” E x p r e s s io n s .
B e in g p u re ly v e g e ta b le , is h arm *
rectness of his manner of doing tilings.
REY
TY PE
F DRY
le s s in it s e ffe c ts .
M i s p l a c e m e n t o f n C o m m a«
The curiosities of talking "shop" were
P o rtla n d , O r .
He had finished his meal at the hotel, and
A t r e a tis e o n P lo o d a n d S k in Dis­
A popular captain's wife was more as he shoved back Ins chair I k » shoved out never better exemplified than in the case
e a se s m a ile d f r e e o n a p p lic a tio n .
than usually anxious over the safety of
munificent tain of ¿5 cent« to the reported by an unloving woman. In a
O
l> r u \jQ la t9 S e l l I t .
S C IA T I C A , her husliaiid. and accordingly banded a lit»»
country trip site occupied in a short
waiter.
k
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
F R A N K W O O L 8 I Y .A g e n t , P o r t l a n d , O r .
transit
ths
seat
beside
the
driver.
"He
parish
clerk
a
slip
one
Sunday
morning
“There, niv man/* ho said, “take that.
Wj
i y
S P RA I NS ,
Drawer 3 , Atlanta. Ga.
told nte." she said, "that he had been
bearing the words, "Captain Wilson hav­ I don’t do things by halves.**
H
\
Y. t B R U IS ES ,
on. mumford ' s T A N S Y
ing gone to sea, his wife desires the pray­
“ N no. Mr." whispered the waiter, •bus-i-tg It* this winter: had 'hack-ed it’
T h o r e lia b le F e m a le R een ila tin *
•til la-t •
r." New York Time*.
ers of this congregation on Ids behalf."
’'
I
by
(
iart<
r>.
Thank
>
oti.
P
ill, q u ic k ly corroet a ll ir*
I NJURI ES, Unfortunately, by the tin-'placement of
A- F E I.P E N H E IM - r e g u la r itie s and th e
A
Mr/ - i \ troii Free Press.
E R . L e a d in g J e w ­ d is tr e s s in g s r m p -
g*) L /
JUN
O
rTLF.9
known
h
r
«cisto»©
the comma after the "s> i," the congrega­
CUTS,
e le r o f th e P acific to m s so pn?\ ~
~
pcrspir»U an, cause in:- use ro b in g
Tti.
Nttin.
tint
t
i.ii.
N
o
rth
w
e
s
t,
k
eep
s
a
H
AVE
tion wore told that "Captain \Y ilson hav­
h en war n. T h is form n »I
„ S a fe , s u r e a n d
le n t o f th e
la r g e *toolt o f all ©ex. ......¿ t o «
or PBOTRUDUia FLLXJ
A few years ago tho United States fish
* re lia b le . S e n t p ro -
ing gone to s.ra his wife, desire* the pray­
SEC R E T SOCIETY
YOU
T ) : r* ATO*CK TO
p a id o n r e c e ip t o f prio©
I* im p a r te d by H ood'« S a r s a p a rilla , w h ic h to n e s
commissioner*
iilwrated
in
Ipswich
bay
BADGES o n h a n d .
ers of this congregation on his tiehalf." -
• — 1 p e r b o x , 6 b o x e s f o r ffi.
M
T
* * PO SAT XU S FILE REMÉ0T,
th ■
« .ten so th a t a ll s y m p to m , cf
«peg.
B est g o o d s a t lo w ­
I GOT
ff//
W a Av*s d irriv 'T cn p a r's «{Y*eted.
M m r o B t) C o , B o x fsft, S esttle .W n
* number of young codfish, and to dis­ s l t a a r e rem o v ed . M r.
Còrniòli Magazine.
ALL ACHES,
©bsorh* t "I '-■*, &•
V *
e ” t T
e s t fig u re s. B adges
» p —- >©r ut c i r a i r i 'c 50o. Truggt*?»
tinguish them from the many thousands R -'N -rt W A t V o r t r o f J3*
AND C O T T O N W O O D P I L L S
m a d e to o rd e r.
„ r. J*oML*ako. 1 .;©dclpkA©*P©>
PILES
BURNS,
that might afterward be caught clipped F r a n k h n St.. Long b l a n d
O f f o u r s © N o t.
The day was a warm one. and the gen off the small left abdominal fin. Wil­ C ity , N . Y .. «ay»: M F o r
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tlmuan from Kentucky «a» coming up liam R. C'ori>ett, of Cutler, Me., while t n o y e a rs I su ffered w ith
to S250.00 •*» h; Ä r r n,hl7
Fm* Biddiif,
T h . S p e cific A No. I.
B. F. J ohnson A Co., R ich m o n d , V a
SO RCNC3S,
from the spring at the foot of the hill fishing off Little river or Cutler harbor d y « p c ;« ia . a n t c o u ld A nd
O r a . w ith o u t fail. Ml o ra ra [ e « a < . r r -
Hair Mattrism,
the other day, caught three codfish which n o c u r e to r It. I b e g a n to
a n d G l e e t , no m a t t e r o f h ..w lo* *
with a bucket in his hand.
s ta n d in g . P r e y e n ts s tr ic tu r e . It b e in g an In­
ta k e H o o d 's S a -v a p a rilla
FROSTBITES.
F h e & *
fo
rn a i re m e d y , ('ur*** w h * n e v e r y th in a
Floss Mittnssis,
"Ah, colonel," inquired an Ohio visit- he says are the identical ones liberated a n d In o n e m o n th I fin d
PI jw ' s R e m e d y f>w Catarrh I» ke
h a a KUesL ©e ld g a B
r sitting on the porch, "have you some­ by the commissioner*, a* they each had t h a t H o d s S . r - a r a r t a
B est. E a s ie s t to T’*e. a n d CT-.eape^t.
M a iiu fa e tiire r* t h e A .8 c t. -er h e * .M edirlo©
—
„
Win Mittnssis.
« i
M r . l '. - i i v t r .
the same fin clipped off They were ,
m e e . ta.© © .
Co. S a n J o a e .C a L
thing to drink in that pail?”
d) ■ i « a, lo r I a o i now p e r f e r t l ? w e l l . ) *
B
end
fo
r
C
a
ta
lo
g
n
e
.
Hid
PillS*S.
when
caught
twenty
inches
long,
being
S o iJ ljf f n . ,
« .1 1
*♦ /'• eryyV rg.
1
m
m
a
n
"Oh, no." responded the colonel, “it's
s*»Kl b y d r a g g i 'ts o r f i n s by m all.
9 1 N rw M 'NT • 'WWRT Si.
< fat, health? fish. — Boston Herald.
TME CHARLLS A. VOULUR CO., Vanita©*, ■©.
w*wr."—Detroit Free Pres*.
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