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    FERRY MINSTRELSY.
All Other Baking Powders
3UZER CHARACTERS WHO MAKE A
LIVING DY THEIR WITS.
Are shown by the latest United States Gov’t Report
Huslciun* and Acrobats A m ong the !*er-
to be Inferior to th e R oyal in both Purity and
Strength.
(See Bulletin 13, Chemical Division
of U. S. Agricultural Dept.)
K ierdite and lilond C irniIatlon.
Tho circulation ia controlled mainly
by the action of the heart. When the
activity of this or^an is increased, there­
fore tho general circulation will be tin
proved. Now, the heart is stimulated
to action by the presence o f blood in its
cavities, and muscular exercise, by has­
tening the How o f venous blood, will be
instrumental in sending more fluid
through them in a given period of time,
and consequently in stimulating the or­
gan to increased activity.—Dr. J. M.
iiice in Popular Science Monthly.
AN
EXCITING
RIDE.
A Bullet Riddled Cab Recall* an Inci­
dent of tho Terrible l>raft Riot*.
While passing the Metropolitan hotel a
few days ago my attention was attracted
by an old and dilapidated looking cab that
stood in the long line of carriages in frout
of the hotel waiting for fares. It seemed
so out of place among the twenty or more
well kept vehicles that I was about to ask
the driver, an old man, why be did not
paint it up a little, when lie anticipated my
question by saying: “ I suppose you are
wondering how I manage to make a living
with this old cab when I have to compete
Not Thirsty.
with such fine looking vehicles as one sees
Lady—Have you given the goldfish on Broadway. I don’ t know just how I
manage to do it myself, but I make a fair
fresh water?
New Servant—No. ma'am, they have living, and somehow or other I have al­
not finished the water 1 gave them the ways neglected to get it painted.
“ There is a story connected with it, and
other day.— Exchange
if you come this way some time again I’ll
tell it to you.’*
NiVilo’s hatl not yat opened its doors, and
offering the old man a cigar 1 pressed him
to tell the yarn. /
“ Do you see tboaa little holes in the
back? Well, they were made by bullets,
and the ride during which the old cab was
riddled was the most exciting one J ever
had in thirty years’ experience. It hap­
pened during the draft riots. One morn­
ing early I was down near the Battery.
There had been rumors of trouble for sev­
eral «lays, and we expected it every mo­
ment.
SCIATICA,
“ A gentleman who came down town told
mo
that the rioters were out in force at
SPRAINS,
last, and thinking that my cab, which was
then new, wa^ safer in the stable, I started
BRUISES,
up Broadway. Near Canal street I beard
INJURIES,
an awful shouting, and as I reached the
corner 1 saw an army officer running to­
CUTS,
ward Broadway followed by a mob of fully
six hundred men and boys. 1 started to
drive away, but as 1 saw the mob gaining
on him 1 stopped and shouted to him to
jump into the cab,
ALL ACHES,
^
“ He just reached it in time. As ho
pulled the door shut the leader of the mob
BURNS,
#/
reached the cab and tried to open the door.
WOUNDS,
1 heard t he report of a pistol and saw the
pursuer fall with a bullet iu his brain.
SORENESS,
Then we started. My horse was a spirited
one, ami although lie went faster that day
FROST-BITES.
than ever tafore in his life the mob con
tinned to keep pace with us. They soon
began to fire at us and iu less than five
Sold by Druggist» and Dialers Everywhere.
minutes the rear end looked like a sieve.
I N I CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Baltlmora. Mi. The army officer then took a hand in the
pistol practice and the way he dropped the
rioters was a caution. Before we reached
The palate is almost tickled Grand street 1 believe he shot at least ten
with Scott’s Emulsion of cod- men, and seeing t hat t hey were only tar
gets they finally stopped and we got away.
liver oil. The stomach knows
“ The officer gave me #.'100 and the ride I
nothing about it—-it does not had to take was worth every cent of the
sum ."
trouble you there.
You
The old cab driver stopped talking, a
and lady left the hotel, and
feel it first in the strength gentleman
after looking at Hie well kept carriages,
it brings ; it shows in the stepped into the bullet riddled cab, gave
order, “ Grand Central depot,” and in a
color of cheek and smoothing the
moment the old time vehicle was rattling
out of wrinkles.
up Broadway. New York Telegram.
N EU RALG IA.
LUMBAGO.
It was a beautiful thing to
do, to cover the odious taste
of cod-liver oil, evade the tax
on the stomach, and take
health by surprise.
Let us send you a book on
c a r e f u l l i v i n g ; free.
l*oi 111* on Ftiqiiftto for Mon.
There are observances needed to give
grace and finish to a man’s demeanor. O 110
of these is the prompt removal of the Imt,
not only when meeting an acquaintance on
the street or on coming into the house, but
at other times in a horse car, when ten
dering a seat to a lady and when she a«'
knowledges the kindness by bow or word,
in an elevator or a hotel corridor when a
woman is present, and when kissing a
S tott & B ownr , Chemists, 13 s South 5th Avenue,
woman, l>e she only one’s wife, sister or
New York.
daughter.
Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver
There are other things which every man
oil—«11 druggist* everywhere do. $1 .
ought to know trifle*, perhaps, but of
44
consequence in making or marring the
ease of others. Among t hem are t he grace­
ful customs of rising when a lady enters
the room amt remaining standing until
she is seated; o l opening the door for a
lady and then stepping aside while she on
ters or leaves the room.
Am ong the small but unpleasant man
nerisms which vex the housewife’s soul is
tho custom hosts have of urging their
guests to take a second supply by the as
surance, “ There is plenty more where this
Tw o bottles of German Syrup came from ,” or “ There is a great quantity
Kvery house keeper resents this re
cured me of Hemorrhage of the here.”
mark ns an implication that there has
I.ungs when other remedies failed. sometimes been a scarcity of supplies
I atn a married man and, thirty-six j Harper’s Bazar.
“German
Syrup"
years of age, anti live with my wife
Til«* I'orkct l»o«*U Steal.
and two little girls at Durham, Mo.
It was a neat trick. A man standing in
I have stated this brief and plain so a wagon
was selling two dollar bills in a
that all may understand. My case new pocket book for $*'. tho pocketbook
was a bad one, and I shall t>e glad thrown in. A few of them went to the as
to tell anyone about it who will sistants and a few more to genuine buyers
write me. P h i l i p I, S c h k n c k , P After three or four of tho latter sort had
been sold a five dollar bill was put into an
O. Box 45, April 25, 1890. No man I exceptionally
tine wallet and offered for
could ask a more houorable, busi­ sale for |»Y A man bought it.
ness-like statement.
•
“ Now, you put that in your pocket and
s.s.s.
.(in . W in, ( (i:u Coins Iron» the Pocket*
o f I'assciigcr* «»it
New
York
Ferries.
Tlielr Money Som etim e* F am ed .
Of the many curious classes o f charities
In tho vicinity of this city, the ferryboat
fakirs come very near being the most in­
teresting. To the passengers and commu­
ters on the numerous lines o f ferries at
both aides of the city they have been a
source of amusement for many years.
Probably the most interesting and wel
come character on the boats is an old negro.
He begins operations with the rush of
traffic at 5 o ’clock in the afternoon.
He takes a seat in the rear of the men’s
cabin, und just after the boat starts he
walks into the passageway between the
two cabins and begins to whistle, very
softly at first, “ The Mocking Bird.” With-
out a single break he finishes the air, a
marvel of sweetness and simplicity. Then
he begins it nr'ain. This time a little louder
and with variations.
Old men put down their papers and lis­
ten intently; the conversation becomes
subdued and then ceases; the boys leave
their seats and stand at the entrance to the
passageway, but the old darky never stops,
and all the time his wonderful exertion is
becoming more and more melodious.
Finally be launches off into a aeries of
sweet toned notes, and a look o f mingled
interest and admiration steals over the
faces of all within hearing distance. Then
he drops back into the air again and the
tune is finished very softly.
APPEALS TO WOMEN.
The old negro then walks to the end
of the cabin and, holding his hat out, hows
low and passes around the seats, all the
time whistling some lively little tune, in
terspersed with melodious variations. The
nickels, dimes and pennies rattle an accom­
paniment to his music and his nightly col­
lections vary from $fi to $13. On Sunday
nights lie can be seen on the boats running
from Port landt street, and t hen he selects
the ladies’ side of the boat. Standing under
one of the chandeliers, with his hat in his
hand, he whistles “ Nearer, My God, to
Thee,” and repeats it with variations. All
of his selections on Sunday nights are pop­
ular hymns, and for his sweet and soulful
rendition o f them he is well repaid.
Lately the attention o f tho passengers
has been attracted by a deformed boy, who
works upon the different lines from early
morning until late at night. His entire
leftside is paralyzed, shortening his leg
and drawing up his arm. The side of his
face is also affected. His clothing is poor
and sepnty.
When the boat is well out in the river
the boy enters the forward door of tho
lady’s cabin and stands for a moment at
t he threshold, apparently uncertain what
to do. Then he takes from an inside pocket
of his coat two lead ¡»encils, sharpened and
provided with rubbers. H olding these in
iiis perfect hand he limps slowly aronnd in
front of the seats, pausing a moment be­
fore each passenger, mutely asking them
to buy.
His face is a picture of despair, and many a
dime and nickel aredropped into his hand.
Nino out o f every ten passengers refuse a
pencil after they have given him alms, but
if one is taken he continues his journey
holding the remaining one out for sale.
If that too happens to he taken the little
fellow dives down and brings out two
more from his inside pocket. The little
scheme succeeds admirably, and he does
not dispose o f more than four or five pen­
cils a day. The boy is a professional beggar
and under tin* eyes and training o f his
father.
ATHLETIC FEATS.
Among the most interesting characters
are two brothers between the ages of I I
and 17 years. As soon as the boat is well
on its trip they appear at one end of the
cabin and one of th en , taking off his hut,
says:
“ Gentlemen, if you have not got any ob­
jections wo would like to entertain you for
a few moments. Although we make our
living this way, we only ask for what you
think we are \\orth.”
Both bow, and with a quick movement
the younger lad puts his foot in hi* broth­
er’s hand and is thrown high iuto the air.
Turning a back somersault he lauds on his
feet on the floor. Picking himself quickly
up he mounts on his brother’s shoulders
and again turns backward to the floor.
Throe or four more combination feats of
this nature are i,e'*omplished, when the
two boys stop for a moment’s rest and then
go at it again. They turn forward and
backward somersaults, leap to one anoth
er’s shoulders, and finally walk around the
cabin on t heir hands.
During trips where the cabin is filled
they are roundly applauded for their work,
and both live nicely from the collections
they make. They have at different times
fillet! small engagements, but they say
there is more money in the ferry boats for
them, and besides they are their own mas
tors.
Another o f the desert ingcharacters isan
Irish boy, \\ ho generally makes his appear
an coin th e cabin with tin* following re
marks:
“ Ladies and gentlemen, if it will not
bother you too much I’d like to give you a
little exhibition of dancing I will first
dance you an Irish reel anti jig, next a
dog. next a shuffle und the last a wing
dance. I Mease notice the different steps.’ ’
He takes a small harmonica from hi-«
pocket and, after tapping the floor with
nis foot, begin* his Irish jig. As he changes
the music his steps and the style of dance
change, and, true to lus word, he ends with
the wing data • It is a clever piece of
work, for pin ing quick jigs is not easy,
especially wh 1 one dances to his own mu­
sic. The bo ’s steps an* accurate and
light, and ho 1 frequently applauded and
well repaid for his work
New York
World
walk across the street before you o|*eti it,"
said the vender.
The buyer, a stupid fellow, did nothing
of the sort
lie op«* ms I it at once and of
course found it empty Then he raised t
hue and cry.
“ Oh, lien* your money is’ ” explained the
fakir, with a mirthless laugh. “ I must
have made a mistake. Give me the pocket
book and I’ ll put it in
The Imok was returned.
Mm. E. J. Rowell. Medford, M a m ., m j * her
“ N ow ," he continued, sitting down and
mother ha* I teen cured of HttuluU toy the u%o , taking tin» bill lii his hand, "d o you wit
of four tattle* of r a r r | after having hail this* ’
ntut-hother treat- K e k S S i mo®t, and tving
“ Yes.” replied the deceived
W hen a W om an W ill.
mlucvtl to quite a low condition of health, a* It
“ Well, you’ ll ne\er see it again. Get up,
A young wile who is just mastering the
was thought nhe could not live.
Roxie.” And the horse almost ran over a
mysteries of housekeeping used more kin
of he redi- 1 fat banker who had stopped to see the fun, dling wckh I for her kitchen fire than her
I Cured mjr little l»ojr
and
the
rig
disappeared
around
the
corucr
,
whichap»
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S . S . S . tary armful*
husband liked to split, and he decided to
New York Telegram.
fare. For j for the da j
prepare only a certain amount ami to limit
pea rod nil over hi*
her
to wliat lie thought a proper quantity
venu]»all ho|*o
a year I had
11 Imt I m orr< %rr l or.
The first time she ran short sh»* promptly
o f hia
reeovery, when finally
One of Mr. Gould’s attorneys went t<> dumped in the family stock of > lothespins
1 w a*
Induced to u*e j
him not longagotocxplam that some act of to make the muffins bake and sent out to
A few I h » ^ ttle* cured hint, and no |__________
himself
and his Missouri Pacific hoard was the grocer’s for a fresh supply A woman
symptom* of tho dlMMP remain.
illegal and had got the company into trou can circumvent the |»oor worm, man, al
M rs . T. L. M a t h m *, MathervlUe, Mis*.
hie. “ Mr Gould," said he, “ it seems to most any day in the week, anti not half
Ouvtwok ua Wool m l Skin I>iv »'<•* m.« e.l free.
me you should have consulted your legal try Springfield Homestead.
Atlanta, <
SWIFT bi le Ok I
Advisers tafore doing this. Any lawxrr
would have told you that it was illegal '
A Fit Subject.
Mr Gould hung his head a minute and
The Mesmerist Will some one who is
then raised it and said: “ Yes, l know you
acquainted here kindly select a good sub
would have advised against it. and that’ s
ject and ask him to step up?
the reason I didn’ t consult you. But the
Voice (nun the a ♦lienee You don't
thing is done and it can’t Is* undone, and
! .
, _
want a man of strong will power, do you?
in the
uow it’s for you lawyera to get us out of
Mesmerist No. sir. Just the opposite.
the scrajs» the I test way yon can. That's
W ORI 0 !
Voice Here he is. tin only man iu the
what we keep lawyers for ” St Istuis
crowd w In* allows his wife to select his
Globe Democrat.
nt-ckfes for hint.—-(’ lothicr and Furnisher.
C U R E S
SCROFULA
S .S .S .
Tbc Best
Waterproof
Coat I
SLICKER
T.u Fisll ItK \NII SLICKER I* warranted water
* ih 1 w ill keep v«>uilt jr lii the hardest aform. The
•ew IDMMU, SI II KEJt is a perfect rid «>« «>*1, an.!
ia!i Brand ” I« md on It. Iilii-t-a-
A. .1 TOWER It »I «n. »U«.
Too <*,»••«1.
it*» 1*1 It mt 1 »tit A11.
Miooting, as a sport, has a ridiculous as
well as a cruel side A man entering a
country railroad station saw another man
standing with a gun under his arm, exi
detitly relating a hunting experience to
two ot her hunters
"I tired,” saitl the man with the gun.
‘ anti the animal fell plump to the ground,
but he was only wounded, ami started up
I pursued him with the relent less ness of a
The largest building in the world 1* un­
rod Indian, and with the clubbed butt of
doubtedly the Freibans, situated in the
my gun I finished him: ’
Buburt«* of Vienna. Within its wall* a
"W hat sort ot 1 taaa? waathls?’ t*»kcd
whole t ity of human Isnng* live and wrork.
the newcomer
It coutain* aUtui l. s<n room* divided iuto
A chipm unk.” said the mau with the
4U0 dwelling «»¡*ai t mcuL?, wTucli am w en
guu
Youth * Compauiwu.
pied L) lUU i —oyjq
Mrs. Bingo You know >011 spoke aWnit
giving those old clothes of Tommy's to the
p»*»r. On second thought, hadn't we bet­
ter send th en over to the minister’s chil­
dren!
ltingo ('npital But iu that cam* 1 gue.*s
you bail better let Tommy wear them \
few weeks longer Clothier ami Fur­
nisher.
A b out Gloves at Night-
V IL E A N D U N W O R T H Y
Some odd notions creep into print about
A Devotee D ilate* Cpon the Dean tie* and toilet treatment. One lately says that Of eonaideration are nostrum* of which It Is as­
wearing gloves at night wrinkles the serted—and there are many such—that they cure
Intricacies o f the U u iin eu .
hands and makes them yellow. That de­ immediately bodilv al.meats of long standing
There* is no class of artist», said a re- pends entirely on the care taken in the 1 here are i one such that can. Chronic disorders
be instantaneously removed. Conti uity
* Downed thief, who in their calling are as matter. Worn as sleeping gloves usually cannot
iu the use oi a genuine medicine, such as Hpe
I dexterous as pickpockets. This is due to a are, as long as they will hold together, tetter’s »stomach Bitters, will eradicate chronic
double incentive.
Not only does your soiled to begin, soaked with repeated dress­ physical evil-. Not the least of these last iu the
force of ta opposition to medicine is const pa
pickpocket find a bait for effort and exer- ings of cold cream, not too good at the tion.
U» the removal of which, if persisted in, the
tion in success, but has the added spur of start, anti rancid with the heat of wearing Bitters is particularly adapted. Constriction of
! a fear of failure. Success means as much them for hours longer than a woman ever the bowel* ih a complaint which s ould be dealt
with • arlv • nd systematically. So are its usual
to a pickpocket as to any man, and failure wears gloves for dress, unless at a ball, it attendants,
liver complaint and dyspepsia. For
, means a grout deal more. A vocation in is no wonder they turn the skin yellow and these, f <r malaria, rheumatism, kidney trouble,
and mor recently " la grlp(»e.” this highly and
which the slightest slip means loss of lib- draw it into wrinkles.
professionally commended medicine is hu un­
, irty, aud perhaps of life, will ever be apt
Soaking the hands with olive oil, almond doubted specific. Nothing can exceed it. more­
to have a degree of expertness in its fol
oil or vaseline will yellow them in time, as over, as a means of imparting strength to the
: J\~ -TF*A
lowers not present in more reputable and the skin takes the hue of oiled paper or feeble an i nervous.
Children of Mr. and Mrs. M. M. Noller
safer avenues o f trade.
parchment. But choosing a pair of easy
Gay— The V'idow Weed wears very heavy
Altoona, Pa.
Pickpockets, like poets, are born, not fitting old gloves, well cleaned inside as mourning. Day Yes, but she d«*an’t feel as
! made. Their nerves must be iron, and yet well as out, the hands, not the gloves, well black as she is dressed.
1 as sensitive as instinct. Their hands must rubbed with any wholesome dressing, they
L E T T E R F R O M C Y R I’S W . F I E L D . .1K.
be as complete iu make up and accomplish­ cannot but he very much improved by the |
ment as Herrmann’s, and strong ¿is steel wearing. It is not easy to see why it should
I n Its W o r s t F o r m
8 F ast F ifty - s ix t h 8 tkek t ,1
i while light as down. Out of the vast army be injurious to wear gloves to sleep in any
N ew Y o r k , May 8 , 1883. f
of humanity w ho are soldiers of the shad- more than stockings. There is really no j
A f t e r l ‘ hi/niri<m u F a i l e d , IT ood 'n
I ows only one-fourth o f 1 per cent, can or way of keeping housekeeping hands in or- | Several times this winter I have suffered
S a rra i/ a irilla F e r f e c t l / / C a r e d .
i do become pickpockets. These form the der without the practice.—Shirley Dare’s I from severe colds on my lungs. Kach time
Great mental agony ia endured !>y
I have applied A lij o c k ’ s P orous P lastkbs ,
nobility of thieves, and are reverenced by letter.
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the burglar, the footpad, the sneak and
and in every instance I have been quickly parents who see their children sintering
Mailed III* I'ipe.
the “ con” man as of a higher class than
relieved by applying one across my chest from diseases caused hy im pure blood,
they. The practice of a pickpocket while
That the groom of one of last week’s cad one on my buck. My friends, through and for w hich there seems no cure. This
not really at work is as constant ¿is that oi weddings was so deeply enamored of my advice, have tried the experiment and is turned to joy when H ood's Sarsaparilla
. some famed professor of the viol or harp. his fair bride as to foreshadow the also found it most successful. I feel that I is resorted to, for it expels the foul hu­
He keeps pace with the procession. No future hitppiness o f the couple is per- can recommend them most highly to any mors from the blood, and restores the dis­
eased skin to fresh, healthy brightness.
\ sooner does some jeweler invent a new fas­ haps augured by a little incident which one who may see fit to try them.
C yrus W. F ie l d , J r .
Head the follow ing from grateful parents:
tening for diamond pins or studs than he does not mind telling himself.
It
“ To C. I. Hood »fc Co., Lowell, Mass.:
these men o f finest touch devise the mo- was in the early days of their acquaint­
In his moments of abstraction even the pick
“ We think Hood’s Sarsaparilla is tho most
I tion which evades its purpose.
ance, aud he was about mailing his pocket think' time is money.
valuable medicine on the market for bl«»od and
The chief object of a pickpocket, after first note to her. Although the missive
skin diseases, our two children suffered terri­
RUPTURE AND PILES CURED.
certainty, is speed. He cannot dally with was a comparatively unimportant one, re­
bly w ith the
j his victim by the hour. What he does is lating to some intended courtesy, its writ­
We positively'cure rupture, piles and all rec
W o rs t Fo rm of E cze m a
; to be over in a flash. Speaking of pius ing had been mingled with much absorb­ Ul diseases without pain or detention from busi­ for two years. We had three physicians iu that
and studs, there has never been a fasten­ ing thought of what future notes to her ness. No cure, no pay. Also all Private dis­ time, but neither of them succeeded in curing
Address for pamphlet Drs. Porterfield & them or even in giving them a little relief. At
ing so complex but the expert thieves might breathe, aud he walked down the eases.
Losey, DM Market street, San Francisco.
last we tried Hood’s Sarsaparilla and in a month
could defeat it in a motion. They do in street to mail it. puffing some very pleas­
both children were p e r fe c t ly cu re d * We
their busines ¿is line work as any Houdin, ant pictures from his meerschaum. At
The cucumber does its best fighting after it is recommend
I and the thief himself could not analyze or the box, still absorbed, he dropped, as he down.
explain its detail. His powers o f execution thought, the letter into the receptacle and
For bronchial, asthmatic and pulmonary as a standard family medicine, and would not
have gone far beyond his power of percep­ retraced his steps to his apartments. As
complaints “ Brown's Bronchial Troches ■’ be without it.” Mu. and M rs . M. M. S oi . lkk ,
tion or relation.
the door was reached he found the note manifest remarkable curative properties. U12 2d Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
A pickpocket consults his own nervous still in his hand. What, then, had he put 25 cents a box.
HOOD'S PILLS cure liver Ills, constipation, bil-
I condition constantly. No line lady ever into the box? His pipe, of course, and
usuess. jaundice, sick headache,Indigestion.
A clock is very different from a man. When it lousuess
| has such a time with her nerves as this there he found it a few minutes later, bowl
strikes
it
keeps
on
working.
I aristocrat of the outlaws. If he does not out, the long stem deep among Uncle
A N N ’S 3 O N E G U T T E R
feel right he won’ t “ work.” When he does, Sam’s mail.—Exchange._______
I’ ve known one on the impulse to take ¿i
Will cut Dry or Green
A S O V E R E IG N R E M E D Y .
Bones, Meat, Gristle and all.
car on some well dressed and wealthy
Green Cut BONES wdl
1 street, and, seating himself side to the win­
double the number of eggs
Dr. Parker’s Sure Cough Cure. One
dow, survey the shirt front of every would
—w ill make tuem more fer­
tile-w ill carry tho hens
1 be passenger as the car came up. The mo- doee will stop a cough. It never fails.
safely through the molting
I ment one showed a diamond in his linen or Try it. Price, 25 cents a bottle. For
period aud put them In
! cravat the thief would hurry to the plat­
condition
to lay when eggs
Pacific Coast
form to get off. He would time his ma­ sale by all druggists.
command the highest price
and
will
dovelope your
Agent,
Geo.
Dahl
bender
&
Co.,
Drug­
neuvers so as to meet his man on the step
chicks faster than any
of the car. They would collide.
gists, 214 Kearny street, San Francisco.
other food.
The thief’s hat—a stiff silk or Derby—is
Feed Green Bones and
Great Provocation.—Mamma-Johnny, did you
in his left hand and covers his dexterous
use ( ’ r e o n o x o u e to kill
ke Wiilie? Johnny—Yes, ’em: but he hit me
the lice, and you will make
right, which is put forward to protect its str
back.
i fifty per cent more profit.
owner in the collision. It touches the new’
Bend for Catalogue and
H o lid a y P re se n ts.
comer l ight where the diamond sparkles,
prices.
and it is still covered by the hat in the
Holiday presents in Jewelry for every­
PETALUMA UICDBATOH COIP’T. PETALUMA. CAL
O ther hand. With an apology the thief body. Send to A. Feldenheimer, leading
steps out of the way. The whole affair is Jeweler, First and Morrison, Portland, Or.
—The uice;*t, *o»*est, pret­
the tenth part of a second, hut as he bows
tiest. finest, Tenui> Goods
restaurant keeper can make both ends meat
you ever saw -wide, light
! his regrets he has the diamond in that by A serving
calf’s head and ox-tail soup.
ami medium stripes —for
mysterious hand of his, and, as I have said,
Wrappers. Shirts, Blouses,
O N R
K X J O Y »
he could not detail the moves by which he
hildren’sWear, reduced from
J e w e lr y , W a tc h e s :m d D iam ond s.
15 cents to 10 cents, to close.
1 attained it, even if he should try. — Kansas
For a first-class article in Jewelry, Both the method and results whe;
• CNO ron »AMflCS TO
I City Star. —
Watches, Diamonds, etc., send to A. Fel- Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleas&u'
denheimer, leading Jeweler, First and Mor­ ind refreshing to the taste, aud act'
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Tlie W oodpecker*« Store Ilonas.
rison, Portland, Ur.
414 , 414 . 4 IH F ront HI.. A. F .. « » I .
»entlv
yet
promptly
on
the
Kiduey*
While walking through the Museum of
Livei and Bowels, cleanses the syr
C A T A R R H C A N ’ T IIE C U R E D
Natural History at Central park recently
Rig O Is thB arfcnowieda «4
leading remedy for all tbs
I saw in one of the glass cases part of a With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can’t reach tern effectually, dispels colds, heat:
unnatural dtorharfe* * » «
| cedar telegraph pole thickly perforated the seat of the «iisea.se. Catarrh is a blood or iches and feve-s and cures habitus
j private diseases of men. m
I certain cure for the debilh
| with holes. On inquiry I learned that constitutional disease, ami in or er to cure it
’ tat Inf weakness peculiar
For sal­
have to take internal remedic'. Hall’s Ca­ constipation permanently.
these holes had been dug in the pole by the you
to women.
tarrh Cur is taken int rnally, aud acts directly in 50 c and $1 bottles by all druggists
i
«aiy
y>
y
I prescri be It and fee! safe
j California woodpecker, for the purpose of outlie blood aud mucous sm faces. Hall’s Ca­
C h EIUCII Co in recommending It
| storing acorns for its winter food. Some tarrh Cure is no quack medicine. It was pre­
I all sufferer*,
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO
i. J 8 T 0 NER, M 0 ,DfO«Tu«,:u.
j of tlie acorns may still be seen in the pole, scribed t y one of the best physicians in this
country for yeans, an i i- a regular prescri tion.
NoM
by D r .f((a w
SAN
HlANCISUi).
SAL
although most of them had been extracted It is composed of the l>est tonics know n, com
i ’ u c i a a
LOU'SVtUE Kf.
NEW IONA. • f.
before it was cut down.
blued with the b- st blood purifiers, acting di­
It has long been known that these busy rectly «*n the mucous surfues. The p rfect
combination of the two ingredients is what ro-
workers store acorns in the bark of stand­ duces
mch wondeiful results in curing catarrh.
I — E L Y ’ S C R E A M B A L M — Cleanse* tlie N iisull
ing trees, but the use of a telegraph pole Semi for testimonials free.
■ P a s s t e * , Allays Pain ami Inflam m ation, H culsl R i m i r o * " -
K. J. CHKNKY & CO., Props., Toledo, 0.
Ith e Sores, Restores Taste and Sm ell, ami ( tiros I
| for this purpose is an entirely new selec­
i Æ a t a r ç V oi
.Sold by druggists; price, 75 cents.
JfO(.o,N
nE>°]
tion, and while perhaps the feathered gen ­
try find it a very c^iQV’enient storehouse,
A . Ftddenlieim er.
their method of taking possession is de­
Most reliable and largest Jewelry House
cidedly damaging to the telegraph pole.
in Portland is A. Feldenheimer’ », leading I
There is a cousin of this same bird in Jeweler, First and Morrison, Portland, Or. |
G ives B e lie f at o n ce fo r C old in H ead.
Mexico who Inis discovered that the stalk
Apply itit" the Soett
It it '
kly Abeorbed.
*0c. Druggist.*» or by mail. KLY BROS., 5t* Warren St., N. Y. |
of the aloe makes a much better storehouse Use Euameline Stove Polish; no dust, no smell ,
thiin trees or telegraph poles, besides sav­
ing him a great deal of labor. The aloe
I after flowering dies, but the hollow stiilk
remains standing. The flinty texture of
Have been Imitated, but Never Equalled—they are Beyond Comparison!
the stalk is easily pierced through to the
W e Make
central cavity by the woodpecker, who then
Wh y ?
| thrusts in an acorn, then another and an­
90 per cent,
Because
other, until the hollow space is filled to the
level o f the hole.
O t the
They are
He then makes a second opening higher
Wire Mats
Odorless,
up and thrusts in more acorns until the
level o f that hole is read. So he proceeds
Sold in
Everlasting
all the way up the stalk uutil it is com­
America.
And “ B est.’
pletely filled with acorns. Often aloes
Ré" See that your mai tia* brass tat; attached stamped “ H artman .’*
thirty miles distant from the nearest oak
H A R TM A N M F C . C O M P A N Y . W ork s. B E A V ER F A LLS, PA .
tree have been found stored in this way,
T. II. I. I S S K . ( l.» i’ l U eHtern Sal,*. A|ct., VOS Stole St.. Chinate«».
involving a journey for the birds of sixty
DIVIO N. CURKSOR, JR.. Portland. Or
MOLLY. »SOR. MARKS t CO.. Sjjtant falls. Wash.
iniles for each acorn stored.
All this good work is turned to use in
The
shadows
times of famine, when not only the wood
peckers but other birds and even animals that fill your life, if you’re a feeble,
suffering woman, can be taken out
live on this preserved food.—St. Nicholas
THE
PICKPOCKET'S ART.
Both Had Eczema
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
SWAN’S
DOWN
Comfort in Shoe*.
A "retired shoe dealer, whom mercenary
considerations no longer deter from giving
adviee as to the proper care of shoes,” says:
A pair of shoes matle of good leather will
last much longer if properly cared for than
when neglected. When shoes are only
blacked the leather soon becomes hard and
dry, the best fitting pair will be uncomfort
able, anti here ami there little cracks will
appear, which will soon become chasms.
Kvery week or two the blacking should In?
wipetl off with n damp cloth, the shoe
should be allowed to dry, ami then be
rubln'tl with the tast hiirncss oil.
Kvery part, including the sole and the
seams, should I k * oiled, anti the oil given ¿1
chance to soak in. The toughest le.ither
can l>e made soft in this way, and good
leather will, after this treatment, feel like
kill. The shoe will wear three times as
long ami I k * miieh more comfortable. New
York Commercial Advertiser.
Neutralizing Lightning l*i»in*.
A singular phenomenon of the lightniug
flash is that its chief effects are observable
only at the points of its entrance and exit.
Thus a flash which entered a school room
injured only the first anti last child on the
form, those tat ween escaping unhurt. The
most effective treatment of lameness and
other ailments due to lightning is the ap­
plication alternately to the head, trunk
aiul limits of a large horseshoe magnet.
In case of a quite recent stroke the cloth
ing should I k * unfastened, the patient laid
with the hei l high ami quietness ami
fresh air should I k * secured. If conscious
ness does not return the head should be
exposed to a stream of cold water.—New
York Journal.
of it.
The chronic weaknesses,
functional derangements, and pain­
ful disorders peculiar to vour sex,
can be taken away.
The one
unfailing remedy for them is Dr.
l ’ieree’s Favorite Prescription.
It corrects, cures, and builds you
up. It improves digestion, enriches
the blood, dispels aches and pains,
melancholy and nervousness, brings
refreshing sleep and restores health
and strength. For periodical pains,
internal inflammation and ulcera­
tion, weak back, leucorrhea, and all
kindred ailments, it’s a positive spe­
cific— one that is guaranteed. If
it fails to give satisfaction, in any
ease, the money paid for it is re­
turned.
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Simonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts,
A n d A ll K i n d s of M I L L S A W S . A l s o S a w R e p a i r i n g .
S I M O N D S S A W C O .. 7B F r o n t Street. P o r tla n d . O r . W l
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THE0.E. MILLER COMPANY,
C o r k » sroxoKNCE S o l ic it e d .
ICCLGM CJ»r
Tutts Tiny Pills;
vip th** w« «k «tom o h
Dull.I up th.
u.*k" . 1 • ' «'• *
) l ht % I rmi «'
and f
R,wmVII kt I a N nuoR k A on 81'^
S k > d for C ir c u l a r .
* # -T A K « l ELEVATOR
that is, g ood inks— play an
important part in tlie appearance
o f your Job, Book and Newspaper
work. W e have received a large
stock o f Jaenecke ^ V liman’s ce l­
ebrated Bronzes and Inks in tubes,
cans, kegs and barrels. A ll the
largest consumers in the States use
these Inks, and w h y ? B e c a u s e
they are the best and cheapest. A
t r i a l will convince vou more than
all the advertising we can do.
Send orders to
PALMER i REY,
T s h il o h s
I f ton have no
it«*, 1 mine*’«tion.
I ûettU'tH *'. ’«i« W »I* ul** h«, »1*11 run j
►
«low «" or luainn H»*ah. fakt*
OR NO PAY.
I nks —
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Have you Catarrh ? Try this Remedy. It wil
Twlfcr* and Cure you. P rve •**) i ts. This In
w t o r for its »utveMftol treatment is furnish«*
fit**. Shiloh's Kerned tee an? s* id by us on .»
Ruamotee to give satisfautiou.
1 1
PRINTERS:
The great, griping, old-fashioned
»ills make trouble. Dr. Pierce’s
’ leasant Pellets prevent it. Their’s
is the natural way. Sick Headache,
Biliousness, Constipation, Indiges­
tion, and all derangements of the
Liver, Stomach and Bowels are pre­
vented, relieved and cured. Small­
est, cheapest, easiest to take.
Q H IL 0 H S<% CATARRH
E M E DY.
*------- -— —
No detention from business. We refer you to over 1000 patients, and six
national banks. Investigate our method. * Written guarantee to absolutely
Cure all kinds of RUPTURE of both sexes, without the use of KNIFE OR
SYRINGE, no matter of how long standing. EXAMINATION FREE.
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C u m C onsum ption. Cough*, Croup, Sore
A long Sentence o f SI* Fetter*.
Thru:»!.
> d hv ail D t - cckd on a Guarantee.
Here is a sentence o f thirty tw o words, K r Jk \ ame Side, Back or Ch-st Shiloh’s Poroua
which some ingenious person has con
Plaster »til give great -at -
.m. as cents.
struct« l of the six letters found in the word
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"maiden;”
Mrs !‘ .S Hawkins. «
Tonn.. sar»:
l ! i .1 maid» n a mean man named Nod j " S h V i f . n ’uer * $A YEP }(Y LIFE. I
Dean and Media, a mad dame, made me cwi'-nffr itthebtft remedy fur a ilcbWtated tuetem
mend a die and dime, anti mind a mine in / f . r 1. " l ’ For Dy*po^**»ia. IJver or Kidney
a dun den in Maine St Louis Republic. I troutue it oxer!*. Price .IS 1 ts.
An A«t venturous lto»h.
There*.a® noticed one summer In Con
cord N VI . an odd appearance in the top
most branch« - of a tree believed to he 19$
years old. and the olwcnerw could hardly
talieve thc.r eyes But when an adveu !
turou* marine . rais'd up the old giant t>e
foutill that the s ght hat! not been devriv :
«•d. acurrxut ‘"¡«h v* t* grow ing content« d
'.y up there, ami clusters of rip* fruit were
hang; ig from the stems aa if It were the
natural thing for currant bushes to grow
in the topa of century old tree«. It is sup 1
**cd that earth collected by the wind* of
>».»r* m the little clefts, and that the seeds
**• 1 v* currant bad been brought b) tarns, j
bud their Lome in the gathered soil
W W W XW I
Sole Agents. Printers’ Warehouse. Portland, Or.
m US YOUR NAME ;
ANP AD»
drew on
__ POBI* .
ANY
we will forward vou o ir il'.n«trated catalogue
and price Hat of Silve warv. tamps. Urocxery.
•’.a»**are and House F irnishing Good*. F r e e .
Olds &
Summers,
189-191 FIRST ST . PORT LARO. OR
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WEAK
MAN
ho i* suffering, f :th*T ia b is m inJ o f
body fr>m th e in jurious o r vr«-»keuin«
cani, and
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lently cured. Papers fr* <- '» » .« 1
DR. COLE I CO.. œ
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T hese o k l I> - t- n have had 30 year«'
experience i* e u rin f Private, B1.X-I. N. r
T*n« and Skin
W rite t- -la j.
Rebâtie Remedies sent private** to any add'tts.
OPIUM
M o r p h i n « * H a b i t C u r e d In !»>
t o I O d a i * , 'v o j v a y t i l l c u r e « ! .
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