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i CHINESE SWORDS. HOW SHE EARNED HER CAR FARE. A W o m a n 's I n g e n i o u s D e v ic e f o r M a k i n g Comparative Tests. M o n e y W h e n M le W a s H e r d I p. SOME VERY REMARKABLE PRODUCTS A w om an w ho is now one of th e m ost OF WONDERFUL SKILL. pro m isin g a rtis ts in th is c ity , a n d w as T w o B la d e d S w o r d a T h a t C a r io s it i e s — W e a p o n s Royal B akin g Powder Purest and Strongest. H ig h D e g r e e o f A re T hat V a lu a b l e d is p la y a W o r k m a n s h ip — T e r r i b le L o o k in g D a g g e r s . lu ck y e n ough to g e t tw o of h e r pictu res accepted by th e A cadem y, told this story of how she earned h e r first few pennies in th is big tow n: “ W h en I cam e here five years ago 1 had j u s t tw enty-five d o llars in m y pock et. I g o t a room —or ra th e r a c ubby bole n e x t to the ro o f—in a boarding bouse on F o u rth avenue It was th ree Weeks before I got a n y th in g to do. T hen a p lac e w as offered to me as a prim ary te a c h e r in a p riv ate school. T he sa lary w hen you g o t it w as fa ir enough in a m o u n t. B ut u n fo rtu n a te ly you d id n ’t g e t it u n til th e end of the m onth. “ By th is tim e th e re was such a tre m endous hole iu m y tw enty-five d ollars th a t I c o u ld n ’t afford to m ove up tow n. T h e expressage alone w ould have m ade a b a n k ru p t of m e, for 1 had absolutely com e to su ch a pass th a t 1 h a d n ’t enough m oney to pay m y c a r fare to the school a n d back. I explained the situ a tio n to tlie lan d lad y . She really w as a d e ar old th in g . She told me 1 w asn’t to w o rry a b o u t m y board bill. She was perfectly w illin g to w ait for h e r m oney u n til th e e n d of th e m onth. “ T h a t w a s one w eight off m y m ind of course, b u t I had still to g ra p p le w ith th e c a r fa re problem . 1 w as in a d re a d ful p ickle really. F o r fo u r d a y s 1 w alked every inch of th e wa y — mi l es each jo u rn ey . I used to leave the house a t 7 in the m o rn in g so as to reach th e school p rom ptly a t 9. “ T h en I found th a t m y F ren ch heels w ere b eginning to give o u t, so 1 saw th a t m y efforts to save m oney by pedes- tria n ism w ould only g et m e in to deeper w ater. S uddenly 1 had a n inspiration. “ T here w ere th re e old m aiden sisters w ho occupied th e double bedded room on tlie second floor. T hey w ere w ith o u t exception tlie fa ttest wom en I ever saw . T he m ost e th erial of the th ree w eighed BOO if she w eighed a pound. T hey w ere all salesw om en in one o f tlie big S ix th avenue stores. T hey used to sc ram b le dow n to b re a k fa st in th e m o rn ing in a fluster a t th e last m om ent. "O n e of th em confided to me th a t it w as th e ir shoes w hich alw ays delayed them . T hey alm ost expired every m o rn ing in th e ir a tte m p ts to b u tto n them . She told mo in a tone of th e u tm o st resig n atio n th a t e v e n tu a lly she expected th e ir shoes w ould he th e d e ath of all th ree of them . W ell, w h a t do you su p pose 1 did? 1 took t Hat w om an aside a n d 1 saiil to her: ‘Now look here, I’ll m ake a b a rg ain w ith you. I w a n t to m ake a little e x tra m oney ju s t now , fo r I am d re a d fu lly h a rd up. If you and y o u r tw o sisters w ill each pay me tw e n ty c en ts a w eek I’ll com e and b u t ton y o u r shoes for you ev ery m o rn in g .’ “ T he poor cld th in g s fa irly ju m p e d a t th e offer. T hey insisted on pay in g m y first w eek's s a la ry —sixty c en ts—in a d vance. It left mo ten c en ts to tlie good you see, because on S a tu rd a y th ere w as no school. A fte r th e first w eek th ey in sisted on ra isin g m y sa la ry to an even q u a rte r from each. W ell, 1 buttoned th e ir shoes re g u la rly for tw o m onths. T hen I had to resign m y position, a s 1 w as m oving to a b o a rd in g house up tow n. “ W hen 1 bade th em good by th e poor old th in g s a c tu a lly cried over m e, and presented mo w ith tlie loveliest little silv er b u tto n h o o k you ev er saw . I sent them tic k e ts for th e p riv a te view tho o th e r n ig h t. T hey a ll cam e, fa tte r th a n ever, a n d w e n t in to ecstacies over m y p ictu res. T h e eld est one told m e w ith te a rs in h e r eves th a t ev er since 1 left th em th ey had been obliged to abandon b u tto n shoes. ‘N ow , m y d e a r,’ stio said w ith a h u g e sigh of re g re t, ‘wo can w ear n o th in g b u t e la stic sid es.’ ” —New York E v en in g Sun. ! W ILL NO T W h a t P ro v id e n t C o n ra d If a s to S a r A b o u t th « b ig L o tte r y . Nxw O r l e a n s , A ugust 26.— P resident Paul C onrad of th e L o u isian a L ottery C om pany was in terv iew ed to day about th e d isp a tc h reg ard in g th e c o m p an y 's a tte m p t to p urchase a location in the S andw ich Islands. H e said : “ I t is a ‘ fake ’ sen satio n p ure a n d sim p le , or a m alicious concoctiou, designed perhaps to p rejudice th e com pany in th e m inds of th e people of th e U n ite d H tates by c rea tin g th e im p re sd o n t h a t o u r busi ness is to be rem oved from th e legal re strictio n s a n d a c c o u n ta b ility it is now u n d e r by v irtu e of th e law s of L ouisiana W ere th e L o uisiana S ta te L ottery Com pany to becom e a H aw aiian in stea d of a L ou is.an a concern, of course it w ould be practically an im p o ssib ility to enforce claim s a g ain st i t : w hereas, being a duly c h a rte re d co rporation of th is S ta te , it is am en ab le to th e laws. O bligations can be enforced th ro u g h th e c o u rts against it th e sam e as a g a in st a n y law ful and resp o n sib le c o m p a n y .” " B ut w h a t a re th e c o m p a n y ’s plans for th e fu tu re ? M ight n o t th e ir negotia tions he c arried on w ith o u t y our knowl e d g e? ” “ Scarcely such vast sumB as are talked of a re n o t carried in o n e ’s v est pocket nor e x p en d e d by one m em b e r of a con cern w ith o u t co n su ltin g his assoc a te s T he ow ners of th e L ou’sia n a l o tt e r y are now sc a ttere d o v e r th e globe seeking peace or p leasu re, a ccording to th e ir c o n d itio n or ta s te . M r. M orris, w ith fr e n d s, h a v e been for w eeks cruising about on his y a ch t, a n d I d o u b t if any one has c o m m u n ica te d w ith him on busi ness of a n y d e sc rip tio n . C e rta in ly he is not giving h im self a n y concern about lo ttery busine.-s, a n d I re p e a t th e re is sim p ly n o th in g in th is allege i San F ra n cisco story e x ce p t idle gossip, so far as I know , and I th in k I know all th e fac's. T he L ouisiana L ottery C om pany w ill live o u t its a llo tte d tim e as fixed by its vested rig h ts, say a couple of y ears longer, do ing its business here as it alw ays has, and a b id in g by th e p o p u lar decision in th e re ce n t c o n te st.” —New Y ork T im es, A ugust 27. T hough Dr. B edloe, th e U n ite d S ta te s consul to A m oy, C hina, has s ta rte d back to his post a fte r his leave o f absence, y et th ro u g h th e de la y s in cid e n t to th e shipping of goods from such fa r off lands and in g e ttin g th e m th ro u g h th e custom house, som e of his m ost in te r estin g a n d v a lu a b le relics a rriv e d only a few d a y s ago. In his room a t th e B ellevue a re p o rte r late Chemist-in-Chief of found th e genial consul re stin g c o n te n t edly a fte r his b re a k fa st, as his eye roved the Department of Agriculture, Washington, c o n te m p la tiv e ly o ver a n u m b e r of th e D. C., having analyzed the chief brands of m ost d eadly a n d a w fu l w eapons ev er conceived or e x ecu ted by m an. W hen baking powder, asked a b o u t th ese cu rio u sly u g ly sw ords the d o cto r said: ‘‘1 w as ask ed to e x ec u te a com m ission for th e Rev. Dr. U. M. S hepherd, th e d istin g u ish e d N e b rask a divine, a g e n tle m an, w ho th o u g h a m an of peace, lias Yielding over 27 per cent, more gas than one of th e finest, if n o t th e very best, collections of sw ords am i o th e r w eapons the average of the others tested. Dr. Collier in th e w orld. T h is led to m y e xam ining adds: “ I have made many analyses of various several h u n d re d ra re and c u rio u s weap- I ons sent m e for inspection and approval, brands of baking powders and I a n d these a re a few of those 1 selected. No tw o a re like, and not one b u t w h at i displays ra re skill and in v en tiv e pow er on th e p a rt of th e C hinese sw ordsm ith. “ T he h andsom est of all is a g e n era l’s sa b e r, a b o u t 4 feet long, slig h tly J a p anese in sty le, w ith an edge like a razor a n d a point th a t w ould e x to rt adm ira- “ P e te r C o llier, M . D ., P h . D .” ! tion from Colonel J a c k C hin, of Louis- “ A p ril 2 , 1892 . ” j ville. U n lik e o u r ow n, th e th ic k e st p a rt of th e blade is th e cen ter. T h is gives H ow S h e A c c e p te d f ilm . g re a t w e ig h t to th e w eapon, jo in ed to M Y T R O U B A D O U R . In a ta n gow n rare, all trim m e d w ith lace. th e ap p ea ran c e of e x tre m e lightness. A nd tin te d , like h e r shell fa ir face. T h e sc a b b ard is m ad e of h a rd , tou g h H ig h o n the m a p le hw in g in g . W ith d ain ty p ink, sh e po u red m y tea, T o u s h e r in w ith s in g in g wood, lac q u ere d to re p re se n t black iron Ami Hiuilcd, w ith d im p lin g ch e ek s, u l me, 'J o h n , y o u d o n o t say w h e th e r y o u lik e m y T h e w e d d in g o f th e D a w n U ntil 1 felt, th o u g h ten I loathe, i»r n l l' o Mo t.” • I I t t m is i n l ’t 1 I re'jeHisiiry, C ' A B B U I J , . M u a aud. uu. P*e, p ie « III in c ru ste d w ith m other-of-pearl. T he W i t h t h e D ew u p o n th e la w n . o d o r b ad , is s til l a lw a y s p ie , a n d g o e s .” T h a t It m y plain life s h e w ould c lo th e h ilt is of b lac k iro n , m olded in th e form Y ou c h e e r y l i t t l e p o et! W ith h e r sw eet te a gow n self, I ’d d rin k of a fu ll blow n rose, th e p e ta ls of w hich A l th o u g h y o u d o n o t k n o w it. O f te a , a n d e a t of to a st, t.ud th in k A n d nee n o b o d y n e a r y o u , have been d rille d w ith sm all holes and T h a t food a n d d rin k fo r goda, to th e se ON T H E W A Y TO P A K A D IS E . 1 h e a r y o u —I h e a r you! C om pared, w ere n a u g h t b u t d u s t a n d lees. these filled w ith b rig h t b rass bars. Lot u s h o p e t a t th e p eo p le w h o h a b i tu a l ly “ T h e m ost c u rio u s of th e lo t to m y H a r k , fro m t h e o r c h a r d h id d e n , B u t w hen 1 said “ W ilt p o u r fo r m e d is re g a rd th e ir h e a lth w ill r e a c h t h a t d e s ira b le A s e r e n a d e u n b id d e n ! My te a th ro u g h all o u r y e a rs to beT“ eye is tho so called w a rrio r’s tw o bladed p la ce, a n d av o id th e lo c a lity w h ic h is less d e A n d b y th i s d a i n t y c le w , Him m a d e a face, th o u g h sm ilin g still, sira b le hh a u e t e r n s l re s id e n c e o n a c o u n t o f th e sw ord from H o-nan. It is o nly a b o u t I to b in , 1 k n o w i t 's you. “ P ray , m a k e It coffee, a n d 1 w ill.“ h e a t a n d s u r o tin d in g s g e n e ra lly . B u t w h ile w e tw o feet long a n d in th e sc a b b ard looks ta r r v in t i l ’s v a le o f te ars, w h y s h o u ld >• e v o lu - N o , y o u c a n n o t d e c e iv e m e , ta iil y e n d u r e th e to r tu r e s o f 'd y s p .p n ia «* h en a P r e t e n d i n g t h a t y o u le a v e m e; very like th e sw ord b ay o n et o f o u r ow n s y s te m a tic u se o f H o s te tle r ’s S to m a c h B itte s 1 f o u n d y o u o u t, y o u d e a r , y o u — arm y. T h e sc a b b ard is p lain b u t very w ill rid u s o f th e a tr o c io u s m a la d y w h ic h —u n I h e a r y o u —1 h e a r you! less p h y s c a n s a re very m u c h « t f a u l t—te n d s t n e at a n d covered w ith w h ite shagreen s h o r te n t ’ e te rm o f o u r e x is te n c e . H e a r tb u r n , N o w o n th e m e a d o w floor. o r sh a rk sk in a n d trim m ed w ith brass b ilio u s n e s s , c o n s tip a tio n a lm o s t a lw a y s ac c o m T h e s c a rle t tro u b a d o u r pli y th is c o m p la in t, a n d s r e s y m p to m a tic o f it. m ou n tin g s. W hen you d ra w it the Hindi m e lo d y ta le tti n g T h e se a ie all e x t in g u is h e d b y th e B itte r s , w h ic h blade divides in to tw o, each a facsim ile a lso c o n q u e rs c o m p le te ly m a la r ia , rh e u m a tis m , T h e Him f o r g e ts its H t-iting! n e rv o u s n e s s a n d d e b ility . S in ce tn e a p p e a ra n c e o f th e o th er, double edged a n d spear You m u s ic b e a tin g h e a r t . o f “ la g r i p p e ” it h is sh o w n a s in g u la r m a ste ry D o in g y o u r l i t t l e p a r t . pointed. T he tw in blades h ave a re o v e r th is fo r m id a b le c o m p la in t t h a t h s c a rrie d Y ou s h a ll be s e e n a n d h e a r d . o ff o m a n y o f o u r b rig h te s t a n d boat. m a rk a b le d eco ratio n m ad e by d rillin g T h o u g h y o u a r e b u t a b ird ; seven holes a b o u t an in ch and a h alf No n e v e r, n e v e r, f e a r y o u — a n d p u t in a zigzag line from h ilt to I h e a r you 1 h e a r you. W h en a m a n c a n 't fin d h is s h ir t b u tto n of a S u n d a y m o rn in g h is w ife is a p . to h a v e tu m b le —C h a r l e s II. C r a n d a ll in S t. N ic h o la s . point. T hese a re filled w ith pure cop- w ith h is c h o le r. |>er, w hich is g ro u n d dow n to form a I.ep ei -N I ’ r o o f A g a i i i H t I n l e d r i e i t y . sm ooth su rfa ce flush w ith the steel and Those com plaining of Sore T hroat or “ Down ut H onolulu,” Huid H arry Dia polished to brightness. H oarseness should use "Brown's Bronchial mond, ” 1 had a b attery and worked the T r o c h e s The effect is extraordinary, par “ T hese seven sta rs, a s th ey a re called, innocent Kanaka* w ith I lit* old trick of the ticularly when used by singers and speak live dollar gold piece. T h at ¡ h , I’d place a re found in n early a il th e m a rtia l ers for clearing tlie voice. Sold only in the piece in th e bottom of a ja r of w ater w eapons o f H o-nan a n d a re relics o f the boxes. connected w ith the battery. Then I ’d tell old a stro lo g ic fa ith th a t still p rev ails in fur W h e n a m a n is n o t d o in g w e ll h e im a g in e s the native boys th a t they could have the m any p a rts o f C hina. Its hold is so th a t h e c o u ld d o b e tte r if lie c o u ld m o v e s lid else could so money if th ey ’d pick it out of the ja r and stro n g th a t if tile copper falls o u t of one p a y m o re re n t. hold the handle on the o th er pole of the of tho sw ord holes it is accepted as a battery a t t lie sam e tim e. Of course the R U P T U R E A N D P IL E S C U R E D . m om ent th e ir hands Mt ruck the w ater the su re p re c u rso r o f d e ath , a n d tho luckless W e p o s itiv e ly c u r e r u p tu r e , p ile s a n d a ll r e c ircuit was com pleted, th e ir lingers would w ield er o f th e blade u su a lly co m m its ta l d ise a se s w ith o u t p a in o r d e te n tio n fro m b u s i he doubled up and they couldn’t touch the su icid e to escape f u r th e r tro u b le. n ess. N o c u re , n o p ay . A lso a ll P riv a te d is “ T ho sh o rt sta b b in g d a g g e rs w hich money If th e ir fortunes had depended on ea ses. A d d ress fo r p a m p h le t D rs. P o rte rfie ld <k L osey, 838 M ar a c t s tr e e t, S a n F ra n c is« » . getting it. I hud m any a laugh and find fav o r chiefly w ith p ira te s a n d revo achieved q u ite a reputation am ong the lu tio n ists, form a stro n g c o n tra st w ith C a p ita l am i la b o r c o u 'd g e t o n w ell e n o u g h to boys as a wizard who controlled the devils th e w eapons described. T hey a re g e n g e th e r if th e r e w e re n o t so m a n y m e n t r j i n g t j in the w ater. g e t c a p ita l w ith >ut la b o r. e ra lly so u g ly th a t th e y w ould be lu d i “ One day when several young ladies cro u s w ere it n o t for th e purposes to were in tin* office a lad came in, pushed on U se K n a m e lln e S to v e P o lis h ; n o d u s t, n o s m e ll. 1 have one hy a num ber of com panions who had a t w hich th ey a re applied. J . B. P aco T o b a c c o Co., R ic h m o n d , V irg in ia . w hich looks like a q u e e rly m ade ace o f tem pted to secure the live dollars and failed. He hud been persuaded to try for -pades Listened in to a w ire bound h a n the money, and I explained the trick to th e dle. To in crease th e a rtistic effect of ladies in an aside as I arranged th e a p tho w eapon, ttie a rm o re r has hollow ed paratus. 'l’he hoy took the handle, find we out a shallow , spoon ahaped co ncavity all prepared for a g reat laugh. on e ith e r side of th e blade a n d filled it “ He put his hand into t he w ater, slowly in w ith blood red lacquer, th e effect of Ili-c a k in g I ' p n Wifeless. C lean*«** H ie drew o u t my liver and quietly walked o(T NuMul I'MMMMgCN. Jn no w ay can b a rriste r* b e tte r display w hich w hen suddenly d ra w n from a w ith it, w hile 1 stood w ith my m outh A lla y « P a i n a n d afraid to face those girls, and pray black sh e a th is very sta rtlin g . Spades th e ir a cu ten e ss th a n by seeing a t a g lance In fla m m a tio n . rW FEVERÄ// ‘ open, ing for a volcanic eruption to tu rn th e a re not tho o nly su it in th e pack th a t is tho c h a ra c te r of tho w itnesses th ey are p o p u lar in th e M ongolian m ind. I have a b o u t to exam ine a n d by tre a tin g them H e a l s t h e M o re s . trend of thought. “ The hoy hud the leprosy, and the elec a n o th e r w eapon w hose blade is a p erfect acc o rd in g ly . E rskino w as fam ous a i R e s to re s th e tricity didn’t affect him .” San Francisco aoo o f diam onds. this, in a case in w hich he w as e n M enses o f T a s te a n d S m e ll. Exam iner. " S till a n o th e r d a g g e r is a b o u t tho g ag ed a com m ercial tra v e le r cam e into clu m sie st a ffa ir of tho k in d 1 ev er h a n th o w itn ess box dressed in tlie h e ig h t of S i l v e r I iin I cim I o f C h i n a . dled. T h e blade is n foot long, ab o u t fashion a n d w earin g a sta rc h e d w hite “ W hen I m arried ,” says a bride of a few Can be counted on T R Y T H E CURE. HAY-FEVER mouths, “an a u n t gave me a sum of money th ro e inches w ide a n d h a lf an inch n e ck tie folded in tho B rum m ol fold. In A particle I k applied Into each nostril an* 1«agree to p u t ill a china dinner set. Instead, 1 th ick . W ith its heavy b rass h ilt and a u in s ta n t K rskine knew’ h is m an, tho u g h to euro Catarrh — I)r. Sage’s Catarrh able Price, .V) cents at druggiNt*' or by mall. It’s nothing new. For ELY It HOT 11 KltH, ft« Warren Street. New York. put it in silver dishes, and 1 think I was g ig a n tic g u a rd it w eighs over th re e lie h a d n e v er seen him before, a n d said Remedy. very wise. I bought a lovely soup tureen, i pounds. If set w ith a long h a n d le it to h im , w ith an a ir of careless am use 25 years it has been doing that very tw o vegetable dishes, w ith covers th a t could bo used as an ax. I t is used chief- m en t, “ You w ere born a n d b red in M an tiling. It gives prompt and com tu rn into dishes if you w ant them , so I can i ly by th e B lack F la g s a n d o th e r C eles c h este r, 1 perceive.” G re a tly a sto n plete relief — but you want more have four uncovered dishes or one covered ished a t th is opening re m a rk , tlie m an titan that. And you get it, with and tw o uncovered, as I need, and three tia l o u tlaw s, w ho, in a d d itio n to using platters. Of course plates I had to buy it in tho o rd in a ry m a n n e r, th ro w it w ith | a d m itte d th a t ho was. “ E x a c tly ,” ob- this Remedy — there’s a cure that | served th e g re a t cross e x am in er, in a is perfect and permanent. The extra, hut 1 got only half a dozen of each fa ta l precision. “ T h e ex-resident of T o n q u in to ld m e ■ c o n v ersa tio n a l to n e; “ 1 knew it from worst chronic cases, no matter of —soup, breakfast, dinner and dessert—to begin with, and am adding to them as I th a t d u rin g th e la te w a r he had know n t lie a b su rd tie «if y o u r n e ck c lo th .” how long standing, yield to its can. T ho ro a rs o f la u g h te r—com ing from in stan ces in w hich th e knives w ere “ The silver is easily kept brig h t, is u n th ro w n w ith su c h force th a t th ey w ould e v ery person in tlie c o u rt, w ith tho sin mild, soothing, cleansing and heal breakable and will wear indefinitely. go th ro u g h a m an 's body a n d show tw o gle excep tio n of th e u n fo rtu n a te w itness ing properties. “ Cold in the H ead” There is the danger of d en tin g it, to la* —w h ic h follow ed th is re jo in d er com- needs but a few applications. Ca sure, but th e pieces are so few they arc inches of bloody steel beyond his back. Headache, and all the Till, Trullo Murk l i on t h . I n * ! pletely effected E rsk in e’s purpose, w hich tarrhal T h e h a n d le s of m an y of these in s tru washed separately ami w ith g reat care, troubles that come from Catarrh, w as to p u t tin* w itn ess in a s ta te o f agi- m en ts of d e a th a re finished w ith w hat ami I think will o u tla st m any rounds of 1 ta tio u am i confusion before to u ch in g on are at once relieved and cured. china ones, and they certainly give a de wo c all pistol grips. iiiuutrato*i In t h e W o rld I You can count on something else, " T h e m ost d re a d fu l looking weapon th e fa c ts c o n ce rn in g w hich he had com e lightful n iro f g litte r to our modest l*oard.” Ostai os us *T<~. \ j . TOWER. BOSTON. MASS. Her Point of View in New York Times. o f all w as th e ex ec u tio n e r's sw ord used to give ev id en ce.—L ondon Illu stra te d too — $500 in cash. by th e la te h e ad sm a n o f Amoy. It is of News. You can count on it, hut it’s W r i t i n g o n W «>«•«!. It is better to take Scott's M an ch u rian type, l>eing long, alm ost more than doubtful whether you T h e o r ie s a n d C h ild re n . Some |H*rs«*ii* are of the opinion th a t the s tra ig h t, very heavy a n d keenly edged. T h e very c h ild ren of to d ay a re afflicted earn it. Emulsion o f cod-liver oil llrst w riting was upon thin pieces of wood It is used w ith one hnnd a n d is shaped The proprietors of Dr. Sage’s w ith theories. " H u r ry , m am m a," said From I heir convenience this seems proha a n d w o u n d so as to give th e ex ecu tio n er when that decline in health le. Such iNwirds were used at mi early a seveu vear-old y o u n g ste r passing an Remedy, in good faith, offer that period hy th e G reeks and Homans, and a p o w e rfu l hold upon h is weapon. Upon alley w hence issued a bad sm ell, “ w e'll amount for an incurable case of begins— the decline which were frequently covered w ith wax, which th e b lad e n e a r tho h ilt a re C hinese c h a r get a disease." If th e little folks have Catarrh. Don't think that you precedes c o n s u m p t i o n — was, of course, more easily w ritte n upon a c te rs rei o rd in g th e tra g ic e v en ts in tak e n to a know ledge of and d re ad of have one, though. than the hare wood. When* wax was listsl w hich it hits ta k e n a c tiv e p a rt. My in icrobes and b a c te ria life m ost be a They’ll pay you, if they can’t rather than wait for the germ errors were readily erased by rubbing with te rp re te r to ld m e th a t th ey record no m That’s certain. the lilu n ten d of the piece iff m etal which loss th a n I9H h u m an lives w hich it has burden to them . It tak e s all th e a d u lt cure you. to begin to grow in our lungs. served for a pen. To m ake the w riting ta k e n o u t of th is w orld. T h is record philosophy one has to b e ar up again st But they can cure you. That’s th e horror« w hich, a cc o rd in g to th is and visible it appears th a t some black en h an c es ils value. A new sw ord of just about as certain, too. “ Prevention is better than more substance was smeared over th e surface of th a t a u th o rity , a re ev er ly in g in w ait Can you ask more ? the w hite wax and rem ained in the th e sam e k in d could lie b o u g h t fo r ten for us. It is a p ity th a t th e ch ild ren cu re ;’’ and surer. The say o r tw elv e d o lla rs, hut for th is sw onl scratched mark«. New York World. should w alk u n d e r th e sam e sh ad o w .— w ith its g h a stly histo ry th e th rifty ing never was truer than H er F e in t of V iew in N ew Y ork Tim es. All Fool» Mat. broker w an ted (COO cash. here. T he orig in of th is day of practical "H e ev id e n tly th o u g h t, a lth o u g h it A ('u n t il,It U r r l r l c K m I I m . v . k es seems a trill«* obscure. By som cam e h ig h , I m ust have it. and accord W hat is it to prevent con jo A conduit ra ilw a y system has been d e th e custom lias I mmmi trac«« l t o t h e scene inglv raised th e ante. He w as i f very vised in w hich th e c u rre n t is tra n s m it sumption ? in tin* lile of Je su s w hen lie w as sent h eartb ro k en c re a tu re w hen 1 re tu rn e d it ted to the car by in d u ctio n . It re q u ire s no from P ilate to H erod, th en !*u«k from w ith th e edito rial line so fa m ilia r to the Let us send you a book on overhead w ires, sto ra g e lia tte rie s o r s u r lle n s l to P ilate, w hich o ccu rred a t th is spring poet, 'D eclined w ith th a n k s .' A face or u n d e rg ro u n d c o n d u its, th e a r c a r e f u l l i v i n g ; free. tim e. A w ay hack n early a h u n d re d w ord of c au tio n as to these oriental rangem ent of th e tra n s fo rm e rs being such y ears in th e f i u ti * f a le n d aría , m ention sw ords a n d daggers. Very m any of them I have been troubled with dyspep th a t the p rim ary c irc u it is u n d e rn e a th S»orrÄ Bossu, Chrmiil% t i t South si h Avenus, is m ade of th e first of A pril as “ All a re poisoned, so th a t a m ere sc ra tc h w ill sia, but after a fair trial of August New York. the roadi>ed. w hile th e se co n d ary is c a r Fools* Day,** am i Scotland** |HM»try and cause death. The venom is produced by Your druggist keep« Scott’s Fmul«ion of cod liver ried on the car, so th a t th ere is no m e ta l Flower, atu freed from the vexatious otl—all druggists e veryw h ere do. f t . song i* replete w 11 h aneedotes a n d j«>W«*s steeping th e blade in d ecayed hum an lic connection ls>tween th e c a r a n d the trouble—J. lb Young, Daughters blood, a n d is one o f the d eadliest know n ft p erp etrated on this day. a n d am ong tin* I had m ain circuit from w hich th e e n rre n t is College, Harrodsburg. Ky. to physiological sc ien c e."—P h ilad e lp h ia H indoos a day of f««olertes, th«» Ifuli TV* Cl tsth sa e k n o w IM fW # headache one year steady. One bottle Times. derived,—New Y ork W orld. le a d in g re m e d y fo r a il (h s Fest, is also ohs« I'Ve 1 \n io iig tlio U lu u n n a t u r a l dte<’h a rg *e a s s of August Flower cured me. It was I'tin liir '« N o v e l M e th o d s. p r ie s t« disea se s of m sn 4 li«*»« all kind« i f j >!% «■ a n d Ilk«* .«illy «js* Its X . f . r L is t a H onk. c e r ta in c u r « fo r th « d sk llk positively worth oue hundred dollars A lthough P u rd u e university, in l-afa ries of w itticism * a re nav«*d for th is «lay. ta tin « w e a k n e s s peculio* 1 once heard of a tine old bibliophile to m e—J. \V. Smith. P M . and Gen. to w<>mea. yette, lnd.. is not noted as one of the very —f i n e Ago 1.. «Iger. I i r s a r b c l t a o d feel « a ft Merchant, Townsend, Out. I have great educational in stitu tio n * o f America, who had the p rice put inside all Ins vol in re c o m m e n d in g U M a ll euflbrere. W hen asked to lend one lie used it myself for constipation and it has some novel m eth o d so f instrilc:ion •line. H«*rt «Augur In ( > i|n r» il« . ki One «»f the m ost nnp«>rUint p ro je c ts which m ight profitably In- adopted to some w ould U k ' i , in sid e it a n d s a y “ Y e s . dyspepsia and it cured me. It is the id the oltler collegia which perhaps have for Colorati«» i* on f«n»t . C laus S p re c k greater reputations. In th e engineering w ith g reat pleasure. I s e e th e p rice is best seller I ever handled—C. Rugh. els, the su g a r king, has ugr«v«l to invest laboratory, for instance, there is a com thirty 'h illin g s, w hich w ill be refu n d ed Druggist, Mechauiesburg, Ta. t I in an im m ense beef su g ar plete locomotive, th e w orkings of which when the volum e is re tu rn e d ." H e a r gated th at if the l»x>k w ere re a lly re q u ire d p lant in IV n ver. if a like a m o u n t will an* m inutely explained to the stu d e n ts piwv» R r m iM r ft»r «’a t a r r h 1* th « Re«t. Faste*« to U » . an«1 C heaper*. lie invest«'*! here in st«n*k in th e enter* Likewise in th e o th er laboratories there the money w ould be c h e e rfu lly paid; G r a y h a i r o r w h i s k e r « « h a n g e d t o a « l o w f ’ pri««'. Mr. Npre« kl«*« agrees to e rec t am i are m any pieces of com plete machinery, but he found these occasions w ore few CATA R R M h la « k l»y a s in g le a p p l h - a t i«»n o f t h l « Ity o . I t and on the farm attached there are blooded and fa r betw een, a n d , w h a t is m ore, he I m p a r t s a n a t u r a l « o lo r , a c t s I n s ta n ta n « «>ua- equip a su g a r refinery in this city at a Sold hy d ru m '* * * o r * *>i hy u u u l. horses and shirk of all k in d s Purdue, in never lost auy o f his books o r had th em Urna fide cost of $.1,000,000 and ootu l y a n d c o n t a i n s n o th i n g b â t i r i o n s t«» th«- lo tir . **. K. T. t! a ir i Hr*. W ar m i PW H fact, seems to b . a kindergarten of a larger re tu rn e d in a d ila p id a te d c o ndition. M old b f d r u g g i s t s , «»r w ill b e s e n t o n r e c e i p t men«'«» its «>p« ra iio u in tw o years. iVn- g r o w t h . o f p r i c e , Ml.AMI. O ffice, :itf l ’a r k l ’lo o e , N . l . Loudon G raphic. ▼ft U cpublican. I ' I S. P. S. D. No. 463— 8. F. N. U. No. 540 Dr. PETER COLLIER, Reports the Royal Baking Powder the greatest in leavening strength, “ l have always found the Royal composed of pure and wholesome ingredients. If MASTIFF PLUG CUT was not all that is claimed it, how great a business and sale have developed in so short a tim e? A pure, mild, sweet smoke— no wonder it has become the standard smoking tobacco, even in competition with long-established brands of recognized merit. e l y ’ s C a ta r r h WM B IlM ip ^ M RS. LE A V E LO UISIANA BR WATERPROOF COAT JO N E S’ F R IE N D S . Carrie—How 1 p ity poor Mrs. Jones: what a thoughtless husband she has. M innie—Is th a t so? I always thought him the pink of perfection. Carrie—Away from hom e he is. but he never lightens his wife’s cares anv and seems to th in k she never tires; why all last spring, when it was so m uddy, lie w ouldn’t buy one of the H a rtm a n W ire Mats th a t had such a run a t C lark’s hard ware store, and whenever I called on Mrs Jones it seemed as though she had a broom or a mop in her hand cleaning up after her children or her husband. M innie It does m ake a big difference, no m istake, about the housew ork; since C har lie bought a H artm an Mat for our f ont door, I haven’t had to sweep h a lf as much as before, and th a t fearful smell we u.-ed to endure w hen we had a cocoa m at is done away with. Carrie—One th in g sure, the H artm an Flexible Steel Wire Mats are ahead of any thing I e er saw; they wear forever, will not hold verm in or breed disease, and are really a sanitary necessity. Moral: B» sure when you purchase your m at has brass tag attached stam ped “ H a rtm a n .” * which truly curcs ]W v / W c C 'I äh 6¥m j& ortbe morStcaje^ The i tvat°st triumph oi mind is w hen a man knows enough to m ini hi« own businebs. ST IM U L A T E TH E of" Pain BLOOD. IHte&ped. are the great blood purifier. They are a purgative and blood tonic; they act equally on the bowels, the kidneys and the skin, th u s cleansing the system by the natural outlet of the boily— they may be called the purgative, sudorific and diuretic medicine. T hey stim ulate the blood so as to enable nature to throw oft’ all m orbid hum ors, and cure disease no m atter by w hat nam e it m ay be called. One or two of them taken every night will prove ;m Infallible rem edy. Sold in every drug and m edicine store, either plain or sugar-coated. B r a x d k e t h ' s F il l s T h e m a n it h p le n ty o f f i t m o rtg a g e s live» on tlie lie n o f th e la n d . S t a t e of O h i o , C it y of L ucas C ounty . T o led o ,! i * F a n k J C h n k y m a k e s o a th t h a t h e is th e s e n io r p art n e r o f th e firm o f F. J . C h e n e y & Co., d o in g »•UfineKs in th e c ity of T o letio. c o u n ty a m i S ta te n f »resaid, a n d t h a t s»dd firm w ill p a y th e HU in o f ONE H U N D R E D D o L ARS fo r e a c h a n il e v e ry cnise o f C a t a r r h t h a t c a n n o t be c u r e d by th e u se o f H a l l ’ s C a t a r r h C u r e . FRAN K J. C H EN EY . S w o rn to b efo re m e huu M ita eritx d in m y p res e n c e tfita lith d a v o f D ecem b er. A. D. lv s i [SEAL.] * A. W. GLEASON, Notary Public. H u ll’s C a ta r r h C u re is ta k e i il .te r a lly , a n d a c ts d ir e c tly o n th e b lo o d a n d m u c o u s s u rfa c e s o f th e sy ste m . Send fo r te s tim o n ia ls , free. F J . C H E N E Y & CO., T o led o , O. S old by D ru g g is ts ; 75 c e n ts . T ry G This G REAT COUGH CURE, this success ful CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drug gists on a positive guarantee, a test that no othei Cure can stand successfully. If you have t COUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, i will cure you promptly, j If your child has the CROUP or W HOOPING COUGH, use it quickly and relief is sure. If you fear CON. SUMPTION, don’t wait until your case is hope less, but take this Cure at once aud receive im mediate help. Large bottles, 50 c. and $ 1.00 Travelers convenient pocket size 25 c. Ask your druggist for SH ILO H ’S CURE. I? yoor lungs are sore or back lame, use Shiloh’s For ous Plasters. Price, 25 c. a q A N N ’S g O N E fo r b re a k fa st- erm e a P UTTER W ill c u t D ry o r G reen B o n e s , M eat, Gristl«* a u d all. G re e n C u t BO N E S w ill d o u b le t h e n u m b e r o f e y g l —w ill m a k e th e m m o re fer t i l e —w ill c a rry th e b e n s s a f e ly th r o u g h th e m o ltin g p e r io d a n d p u t th e m in c o n d i tio n to ln y w h e n eggs c o m m a n d th e h ig h e s t p ric e a n d w ill d o v e lo p e y o u r c h i c k s fa s te r t h a n a u y O th e r fo o d . F e e d G re e n B o n e s a n d u s e C r c o H o z o n c to k ill t h e lic e , a n d y o u w ill m a k e I f i f t y per cent m o re p ro fit. S e n d fo r C a ta lo g u e a n d p ric e s . PETALUMA 1NCUBAT0B COMP’Y. PETALUMA, CAL J U riC V A ssay e r a n d A n a ly tic a l C h e m is t, W a s h in g to n 8 t., P o r tla n d , Or. ■ It. I Ion, 6 ) , B E E S FOR SA LE. O n r e c e ip t o f ffi.CO w i.l s h ip to a n y a d d re s s i n g o o d o rd e r a c o lo n y in good c o n d itio n . 100 p e r c e n t, p ro fit in th e b u s in e s s if propc-rly ha* d ie d . R . II. B A L L IN G E R , P o rt T o w n s e n d , W a sh . o n e e n j o y s Both the method and results wher Syrup nf Figs is taken; it is pleasau mil refreshing to the taste, and aei> jjetitly yet promptly on the Kidney“ ¡.iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys em effectually, dispels colds, hea;5 tclies and fevers and cures habitue •or.stipation permanently. For sa.i ;n 50cand $! bottles by all druggist- CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO PRUNE TREES. I ta lia n . P e tite a n d S ilv e r; w h o le s a le o r r e ta il; 2 to 10 fe e t h ig h P rice a c c o rd in g to size. A g e n t s c o m m is s io n g iv e n p u rc h a s e r. W rite for p ric e s to T H 0 8 . J . D AV IS, M a n a g e r P o rtla n d , Or. N u r-e ry , S o u th Mt. T a b o r, Or. No a g e n ts o u t. "[Newcomb FIy-Shut!!d Rag Carptt LOOM ,** fi.tveiatio. e u . W i/ i W e a v e s 100 y n n l a p e r '% //■ \ d a y . C atalogno ir^o« N. NEWCOMB, c. 382 W.St.Davcui>ort,Iov.«M GLADDI NG, M cB E A N & CO. M ANUfACT UflERS ARCHITECTURAL TERRA COTTA H O LLO W TIL E F I R I P R O O F IN G SEW ER AND C H I M N E Y P IP E . D R A I N T I L E . E T C ., E t c V - 1 3 5 8 L » 3 6 0 M A R K E T S t R E ET , v S . M ANUFACT O* V AT LINCOLN CA L ‘ f ... Season for Trout Opens April 1 st. I f Y o u A r e In N e e d o f T r o u t F l i e s , G e t th e B e st. A B E T T E R MAN. ‘ C onfound you I W hat do you m ea n b y trying M run th at w h eelb a rro w over m y to es ?** “ K eep 'em ou t o f th e w ay th e n .” “ F e llo w , I a m F itsA lU m o n t B u tterly Tubbs, th e celeb ra ted y o u n g au thor w h o se portrait a w M a r s in th e cu rren t issu e o f th e great IVorUTi f a i r M ag a t in t ." “ W ell, I am C. C lovero L esfo , a n d m y b lood la b etter th an y o u rs, b e c a u se I h ave u sed Dr. G rant’s 6 y r u p o f W ild G ra p e , th e g r e a t blood n urlfier, p r e p a r e d By th e O. W. R. M anufactur in g C o., a t P o rtla n d , O reg o n , a n d m y p o r tr a it aih pears d a ily in th e ir M edical A d viser,; so p u t your to es in y o u r p o c k e t a n d p u rify y o ur b lo o d by u * in g S y ru p o f W ild G r a p e .” ; l x i t P it * “ lta --------- - rly Tubbs for th e near- its r A m o n t --- B u tte set drug store. LADIES. S t a n d a r d q u a lity . 4 to 8 h o o k s , p e r d o r ...............fc.25 O re g o n T r o u t F lie s , 4 to 8 h o o k s , p e r d o r .............. 50 F in e R e v e r s e d W in g F ile s . 4 to s h o o k s , p e r «lor. 1 00 A n y o f a b o v e q u a litie s s e n t b y m a il o n r e c e ip t of p r ic e . A ls o a fu ll lin e o f R O D S , R E E L S , L I N E S , e tc ., a t Hudson’s Cun Store, 93 FIRST ST.. PORTLAND. OR. • S T S e n d f o r I ll u s tr a te d c a ta lo g u e . MORPHINE HABIT! SURECURE Pacific M edicine Co.. 5 2 9 C lay S t., S a a Franciscan MAGIC CONKS a rc so ld o n g n a r a n te « . If th e y fail t«> l*»n* fit o r c a re , r c ’.u n c u e « n o t u s e d , in g >od o r 'e r . a m i m n ey w i 1 be r f u n d e d . A re m e d y th a t C U R ES c a n be G U A R A N T EED . I a d i s « hu c u r e th e m s e lv e s a t h o m e w ith o u tlr s « « f tm e a n d th e exi*en e a trifle . P a n ie u la r s (scale«!) free 1 H E MAGIC CONE CO , 1 .1 T h i r d s t n c t . P q t l a n d . O r. Hercules Gas Engine (G A S O B G A S O L I N E ) ** M ade for Power or Pumping Purposes. T h e Cheap*' «t R e lia b le O aa E n g in e o n t h e M ark et. T H E N U SE LECTRIC LUSTRE STARCH B E S T ano C H E A P E S T “A u g u s t F lo w e r ” on ly 5c P k 6 0 c C ut D oz or E n g in e an d P u SIP. S miths ' C ash S tore aocnts 414-416-418 FRONT ST S F YOUNG M EN! T h e Specific A N o. I. Cnre«. w ith o u t foil, all caa**s r f D o a e r r * !««»■:» and € 3 le ^ t. no m ailer t.f fi.ov long s u m llr c . F r e v e rt* s tr ic tu r e .lt being an ln- tern al rem ed y , «'urea w hen e v e ry th in g else h as fill*«!. *• Id by all Druggist*. M a n u fa c tu re rs ; t h e .\.8 c h o e n b e f « M e d lr! n o P r i c e . *MWI. Co., San Joee, CaL O ld G o ld erd fill re* Bought; send your old QoU .nd Silver bf trail to the oM end relieVie h.<UM of A oleOMM, 41 Third street. Sat Francisco; I will send ta turn n »i! the cmah. eor rdin# to Maar; if th« mejui . « not satisfactory «rill return void F o r S im p lic ity I t Beat* the W o r ld . I t olla Its e lf fro m a R e s e rvo ir, C a r b u r e to r t o | < t o u t o f o r d e r . N o B a t t e r ie s o r E le c t r ic b p a ik . II runs w ith a Cheaper Grade o f Gasoline than any o t h e r E n g in e . Pianos and Organs. 71 W IN T E R a H A R P E R , M o rris o n Stront. P o rtla n d . O r. » w o r o » C A T A io o r» t o PALM ER R o t 901. & REY, M a n u f a c tu r e * «, 415 hnuiM itm t. Saa Franco«, CaL M s Hair Dye ■ Simonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts. A n d All K i n d s of M I L L S A W S . Also S a w R e p a irin g , e r S IM O N D S S A W C O ., 70 F ro n t Stroat, P o rt la n d , O r . - W e