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PERPETUAL In Every Receipt The MOTION THE BICYCLE. C u riou s O ne W h e e le d M ach in e vented by a St. Louts G enius. CZAR'S FOUR HUNDRED. Dningn o f G ild e d Tooth in St. P e te rs b u rg . K a il road D e ad h ea d *. In Joseph Brietemmoser, a St. Louis me chanic, claims to have invented a bicycle which possesses in ono respect the valu able quality known as perpetual motion. His model is a very curious looking af fair. It consists o f one gigantic wheel, that calls for baking powder, use the eight feet in height, made o f steel and copper wire and a small cast iron wheel, “ R o y a l.” Better results w ill be obtained which, instead of being in front or be hind, as ¿ill small wheels o f bicycles are, because it is the purest, It w ill make the is on the right hand side. The rider, in stead of being perched on the top o f the food lighter, sweeter, o f finer flavor, more machine, sits in a «m all recess aLjut three feet in diameter upon a sliding digestible and wholesome. It is always seat running upon eight sliding grooved wheels in the center of the large wheel. reliable and uniform in its work. His feet ar».* in a straddle position; that is, one on each side, and rest upon two “ I regard the Royal B ak in g Powder as the best manufactured. Since its intro foot rests, which are fastened to the seat duction into my kitchen I have used no other.— M a r i o n H a k i . a n u ." by means o f steel rods. To set the curious machino in motion the rider leans forward, thus changing T h e T r e n c h H or n . Nut I'lv.n th e t 'u li lm u n e .l C i v i l i t y . the center o f gravity and causing the The French horn, or cor de chasse, is re Women who think it ho strange that gardtd by Bonn- musicians as the sweetest N ew York men urcu|iy seats in crowded wheel to revolve. Tho next move is to and mellowest of all the wind instruments. curs, elevated and o t h e r w is e , while fem i re-establish the center of gravity, but according to the inventor the center can In Beethoven’s time it was little else than the old bunting horn, which, for the con nine passengers clutrli for stra],H, should not be found and the wheel continues draw the moral from an incident that venience of the mounted hunter, was ar revolving, gaining speed at each turn. ranged in spiral convolutions, to 1 m * slipped happened in it Fifth a v e n u e stiij-e a few There is no lim it to the speed obtainable. over the head and carried resting on one days ago. One of those clumsy vehicle* The edges o f both wheels are grooved shoulder and under t in* opposite arm. The was lumbering up the uvenue with two and can bo used on a railroad track as Germans stiM call it t he waldhnrn, that is, passengers, one a middle aged man sit well as on the ground. By means of “ forest horn.” —Boston Advertiser. ting by the door. A t Nineteenth street peculiar arrangement o f canvas, which the stage «topped, and itu old lady, aftci L o ! Ih o l l o l 31 an n o u r i s h e s . covers the steel kjm A os near the center Debates on the Indian appropriation bill bidding an affectionate farew ell to a and forms an air tight space which ex arts always fertile in surprises, and the friend at the step, climbed in and Bat tends around the wheel, the inventor latest Is a statement from an e x p e r t in down opposite the middle aged passen says the structure can travel in water as congress that there are as many Indiuns in ger. The latter was gazing idly into well as on land. The canvas, when tho America today as in 14!#. tho street, when ho felt a touch, a n d , machine is used on land, serves as an suddenly found him self in possession of umbrella to shield the rider from the H O W 'S T i l IS ? a nickel. Evidently it came from tho sun and rain. new ly entered passenger, though she The machine can be made to complete We off.T One Hu dred Dollars’ reward for any favored him with neither word nor csa * of enta-ih that « auuot be cured by taking a circle by simply throwing the weight U a ll’h I ’at;»r* h Olire glance. It was equally plain that it on the opjKj.sito side from which the K J. C H K N K Y *fc CO., Props., Toledo, O. was her fare, and that she expected the Wo, the undersigned, have known K J. Cheney rider desires to go. A passenger can be forth - la i ft tee i y en s, a n i believe him |»er m iddle aged man to deposit it in the carried by simply extending the seat to foot y onorablw in all business transactions and box. liuaic lady ubi to carry out any obllgailom- the small wheel. The seat does not w ado by their Arm. VVK.-T «\i T ill!A X , A fte r a moment’s hesitation he arose, move when the machine is in operation; WI io ' oh I Druggists, Toledo, O. groped his way to the forward end of W A I.D IM », K IN N A N A M A R V IN , in fact, it acts as the axle, allow ing the the stage, dropped the uieklu into its w ho esalo Druggists T ledo, (). wheel to slide around it. Mr. Brietem Hal ’s Ca*arrh C ire Is taken lut riially, acting proper resting place, and returned, direct y upon the blood and muscous surfaces of moser claims that the heavier the load the s stem Tentiuiouials sent iris*, i'rice, 7b glancing involuntarily at tho old lady carried the quicker tho machine can cents ¡»or buttle. Hold by all druggists. for some word or look o f thanks. None travel. came. Mho adjusted her fur wrap and M in fdwavH budes the hatclmt where he j*an The model is as yet a very crude look get i re lily vh *u h w n b it again. seemed oblivious o f his presence. Tho ing affair. Tho canvas which serves ad 'bus rumbled on up F ifth avenue for an umbrella and float is ornamented some minutes without incident, when with the inscription, “ Perpetual Motion, tho old lady suddenly leaned over and Joseph Brietemmoser, 1888.'* The in said, “ Stop tho stage at Thirty-fourth ventor has already secured ten patents street.” Tho middle aged man flushed for various devices invented by him. He slightly with evident annoyance, and is also at present employed in building said decisively: “ Madam, you compelled very peculiar looking mill, which, when mo to deposit your faro a fe w moments completed, will be capable o f tuniin ago, and omitted the commonest c iv ili out six to ten different grades o f flour at ties in doing so. I am neither tile driver the same time. The grinding stone is nor conductor o f this stage, and though made o f cast iron, and is kept in a sharp 1 should instantly respond to a courteous condition by means o f an emory wheel request, you may stop this stage wher which revolves with it. — Glolx?-Demo ever you please— for yourself!” and sho crat. did.—N ew York Tribune. Sell wilt kii'n Clift' D w e lle rs. A ii Incft'uhlo C r u e lty to C h ild r e n . Mrs. Fenwick Muller, a London writer o f note, comes out strongly on tho subject o f Lady Montague's methods o f discipline, ami incidentally has sumo universal luxury; the plain words to say about punishments for children in general, ami specially fragrant aroma of Mastiff is she moved by that ineffable brutal ity, the shutting up o f young children Plug Cut starts people in the dark “ Darkness is full o f ter rors to a child. Out of the gloom to pipe smoking, even come all sorts of horrible imaginings, and many a child has been Imlf ruined those who never used for life by the terror o f darkness, w ill fully inflicted by some woman either tobacco before. too brutal to care or too ignorant to un J. B. Puce Tobacco Co., Richmond, Va. derstand the infernal cruelty o f leaving children, whose imaginations are often more vivid than those of adults, in GRATCHEDJTN MONTHS, far all tho horror o f blackness, out o f which A troubloHomo s k i n disease they, in their combined fancy and ig caused m e to scratch fo r ten norance, ring forth all kinds o f terrible and threatening things. No young chil m o.iths, tiiid has been dren should ever be left without a g lim cu iv a by a few days* use o f I I, II. W o lff , U pper M arlboro, M d mer o f light in a bedroom all night long, as a touch o f indigestion, a trou blesome dream, a sudden awakening, afraid and into darkness, may work nerve mischief that may last a lifetime. “ There is no crim e that a child can commit that would entitle us to expose I was cured several years ago o f white swelling him or her to the mental agonies o f soli In my leg by using 3 K S f 3 R S 0 and have had no tilde in darkness, many peopled as it is W e know s y m p t o m s o f re turn o f the (11s- | with phantoms and terrors. ease. Many prominent physicians attended me ) that even in our prisons this terrible and all failed, b u t H. 8. H. did the work. punishment is only resorted to to subduo P a u l W . K i u k p a t i u c k , Johnson C ity, Tenn. tho most violent and refractory prison ers, and that even then it is hedged round with many restrictions, and only Treatise on P.lcotl and Skin Dis- permitted to be used for a limited space MSca mailed free. of time. I f there is a woman living S w i f t S p e c i f i c C o ., whose heart does not respond to these Atlanta, Go. strong words there is something very radically wrong with her.” Tobacco is man’s most S Ï J S F T ’,S P E C I F I C T o w e f l? I ® lrpprove SLICKER f Is G u a r a n t e e d L > . lAbioluttly Water. Sticker, h lv , I,' C , /. b«»d.,hin»h Df«i< Q m . Tl.DCA.tl on (Vt>y C oiti * ^ A 5 oft Woolen W atch Out I Collar. S««t tm A k TOWER. MFR BOSTON M ASS Cststefee H E R C U LE S GAS ENGINE. H u n W it h a a t o r «• «• o lliic . T o u r W lfo c a n run it. Requires n o licensed engineer. Makes no smell nr UirL N o Hatter lo* or Jblcctrlc Spark. P A L n ilK A III B a n F r a n c .aco, C a l . P o r t l a n d « O r . BEATS STEAM POWER A B oon to L a i *ir». No M < • m n W. a hi n r n t . ? I1ANSY BLOSSOM SUPPOSITORIES A G UARANTEED SAFEGUARD. A l oft Punitive C »r** 1 - r L« mh ' i ** t » m . I f ’» n Etc. t* I per im ek-g*, sit p «• ka . * «> He rurvly parked a: «I nu« 1 *d I ee . il ie« t of pit« < Writ«* f >r r.n .'ar. 1-u.ly \ ■..«•in M'uniol 1 »» B. X W - ’ «J * s,rw \»\\v W 1 4 RHifthli* Itnteh^r.i r«fuUitn*.ftiinpl«‘»t Olii»'« fl <*» I lili» C’mn -----V idor luoubator Co C A T A R R M Mold by «b uggì a»* or «H-in h> inail. «Or IC T Kaa»*itln** W arren Tli*« F o rm atio n o f Co al. It takes a prodigious amount o f vege table matter to form a layer o f coal, it being estimated that the present growth o f the world would make a layer less than one-eighth o f an inch in thickness and that it would take a million years of vegetable growth to form a coal bed ten feet in thickness. 'The United States has an area o f more than 410,000 square miles o f coal fields, and more than 110,000 tons o f coal were mined in this country last year, enough to run a ring around tho earth at the center live and one-half feet wide and live and one-half feet thick. Competent scientists say that there is enough coal in the United States to sup ply the world for tho next 2,000 years.— New York Telegram. Drang«* S h ipm en ts fro m C a lifo rn ia . The freight departments o f the South ern Pacific and Santa Fe roads are now busily engaged handling the orange crop which is being shipped east by the usual special orange trains. This evening one o f these special trains I will leave the Arcade depot for Chicago j It will comprise seventeen or more cars, and seven days will elapse before it will reach its destination. A number of j specials have already been sent out over j the Santa Fe. The exact figures s h o w j ing the number o f boxes o f oranges that have been shipped east from Southern California this season ar«' not attainable at present, but all railroad officials who were interviewed this morning stated that the shipments to date were twice as great as compared with 1889. -Los Angeles Express. F rj ptlan A relii tee lure. Egyptian architecture, the oldest of known styles, placed the weight firmly on tho ground. In the first stages of building tho strength o f materials and the art o f construction were but imper fectly understood, and to obtain security masses o f material were placed on a broad base*, narrowing upward in the form o f a pyramid. It suggested seen rity and permanence. Tho earliest extant monument of the work of man th** pyramids by the N ile still rest on the sand o f tho desert in tln ir majestic massiveness. The Egyptian buildings were constructed on the model o f the pyramid. Truncated at various heights, details and ornamentation, however varied, left the same impression o f sc curity and permanence The shelving base, from which springs | A II u n l«-i»ue »it the propylon or |H»rch, the multiplica ' An iceberg 700 feet high and one mile tion o f short, stunted shafts, tho shallow long was passed by the British steam reliefs, are all subservient to tho ono ship Mincola, which arrived from H am idea. Tin* building rests on the ground, burg recently. Capt. Evans, the com und you know it The slender oU li-k mander o f the Mitieola, says he made a placed in front as a foil brought into careful observation and located the float prominence the nmsMU' solidity of the ing island in l it. 4 1 4 and long. 48: 40. building The accessory sphinx, with Tit«' supply o f coal gave out w hile the its front paws phi« < «1 flat on the pedes steamship was within a mile of the huge tal, the I hh I> tirmly recumbent and the berg and the cold w as intense. Capt head solidlv draped was a type of ini Evans, after struggling hard, found it m obilit) and i< t Loudon Tablet was impos>ii le to make anv head wav. so headed the st«*aiiiship for Halifax. On I « .11 iiittg lo l*«»|*. Jan. 28 a hurricane struck the ve * 1, It is queer how Minili all H v iir r e n o o sweeping everything before it C ipt server to attract a crowd Tho other Evans said he once weathered a tori ado evening a |H*j*e«*rn ki«»**k at 11: * corner of in the Chines«' sea, in which the velc .'¡tv D strei t and the avenue wa* i M ir ro u n d e «l «'t tlu* wind x\.is 115 miles an hour. In l»v a gapiug erow«l. rungitu in character lu s opinion the force «»f this hurricane froiu gamma to gei^thnu a ll b r e a t h was much greater. New York Sun tcAfdv WHtehitig thè pr«*j «•lor as lio nbo«»k a | s * pjht over thè u. flamer. A A N r w l ir«* I \ I I i » k it i*»h«*r. Musen eoa pie of yotitig bulle a In •Jielied to 1*0 A new tin* e Stingaislicr is coiii | h > s . i of doesn't - |*n>Mfig. and «die o f tliem li a ir e d : a m ixture «*f wat r 1111.1 It.piiii carbonic usisi to “ Wl.ut men «taring at: acid gas. which op« on I h 'Ì iik disellarseli skeleton “ They are learnitig h *w to pop," re- through pipes at hi h pressure causo ilio “ Verv |>li«'il her coni l'annuì rapid expansion o f the gas. converting “ Oh," sight'd thè speaker, »aker, “ how I the m ixture into a spray more or less wish Oliarli«* would take a f«*w lessons»" frozen New York Journal HS N. r . N. U. >o. 46*-H. T. N. I . No. M Dried liehee ha ve long Invìi fam iliar to ih as a tabi«' dclicacx . The Chinese are i.ow eannmg tln* fresh fruì t ut Ma cow for export, uiul thè tin « a ins, with C'hinesc ami Bug li Hi lul*els. are t o lie seen in O eir i-bep.'. l ’bil.tilclplua Ledger. T E M P T A T IO N To go out o f doors la rough weather la not fctroug, hut we are, many of ut, compelled to face jough weather frequently. Disease* which arise from a chill are peculiar to no season of the year. This ia ir e; therefore, there should be iu T h e M ont I m p o r t a n t S u b je c t o f th e P r ê t the closet of every household— what ? Not an uumedicated stimulant, absolutely devoid of e n t C a y be t (l e d lie y o u d O u e i t io a . anything but an excitive action, but a tonic combining, in the effective form of an lnvlgor- Tho cable dispatches which recently tmt and an a terative, the quality of defense against cha- ges of weather. Hostetler’s Storn- acb Bitten* has three or four properties that no tin- jcr. at interest felt throughout Europe other uiber article ot lie iu d oes poesrsses. p -> m . article or Not only does which it eventual! upon u subject of international interest “ it relieve the complaints ----- --------- _____ y urce, it fortifies the system against the bad ef have naturally awakcne.l great attention, fects of changes of temperature, fatally and too not to say excitem ent, in this city and ften shown iu the deadly form of la grippe; throughout the land. It is a well-known lt produces a radical ehaugi in the weakened udition of a system y stein peculi* peculiarly . liuble _______ to be at- fact that thedeniandsof modern life have tacked b. it. and it tends to provide against th call-. | a strain which seems to shorten life -1 nger resulting from impov- rished conni and undermine health universally. The tiou of the blood and a disordered state of the ¡ liver or bowels. efforts made abroad to investigate its E l HOPEAN ID B A 9 V E R IF IE D A M E B IC A . nc i I . II»*rr von Proskowetz, an Austrian no 1 bleman and traveler, bus ju-t published a bookful <jf stories concerning the bad J side (ff Russian life as be saw it in a two years* trip through the country. Tho most striking peculiarity o f Russian rail f/’1 ‘vyjt1 In,J!«;'ri';v, r i" r»s in:1‘*‘t,n* «««..... .nr~ or .„„r way travel, he thinks, is the large num- ber o f deadheads in the high priced com partments o f tlu; coupes. Between Mos cow and St. P* tersburg ho shared a first class compartment with a dragoon offi cer. The guard took H err von P rosko wetz’s ticket, but said nothing to the offi cer. For some time after they were left alone together the military man eyed cause arts most commendable, , and we are Let a man tell it him self and he is an aw fu lly leased to say have been supplemented . uod man. the Austrian nobleman curiously, and O X E K X J O Y M im ilar efforts in Am erica. Careful finally asked: Both the method and results wh»*r G E T T H E G K N IIN R . inquiry nas been made among prominent “ Did you really buy a first class ticket?” •«yriip o f Figs is taken; it is pleasa'i* Von Proskowetz confessed that he did. physicians, and it is surprising w h a t I f y ou s u ffe r w ith la m e b a c k , e sp e c ia lly uniform ity of opinion is expressed by aid refreshing to the taste, aud a»i> “ And your good money is squandered them all. That opinion seems to be in m o r n in g , A l l c o c k ’ s P l a s t e r s a re a su re gently yet promptly on the Kiduey» beyond recall. You ought to have done that the great modern disease is kidney relief. ;.iver and Bowels, cleanses the »vs as I did. I gave the guard a rouble and tiouble, and that ttie kidneys a r e the I f y o u c a n n o t sleep , t ry a n A l l c o c k era effectually, dispels colds, head a cigar. He is a good fellow and doesn’t first organs of the body to be attacked P l a s t e r , w e ll u p be tw e e n th e s h o u ld e r ches and fevers and cures habitin' by over exertion or over-indulgence, and bother about tickets.” blades-^-often rel eves— so m e tim e s cures. onstipation permanently. For «a.* Prosko wetz suggested that a dragoon the tir.-t to lie ,line weakened by t h e Try th is b efore y o u resort to op ia tes. officer might do tilings that a foreigner grip. That this is a most lamentable I f a n y o f y o u r m u sc le s are lam e— jo in ts a 50c ami $1 bottles by all druggist. lie t there can t»e no doubt, hut t h a t st iff— t e d as i f t h e y w a n te d o i li n g — o r i f m ightn’t. ,_| these troubles cun be prevented und y o u su ffe r w ith a n y lo ca l p a in s o r aches, CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO “ Yes, that may be so,” answered his cured the investigations made abroad these p la ste rs w ill c u r e y o u . SAN FRA1CIS00. CAL. companion, “ but just think o f the fun clearly show. In the interest of human I f y o u use th e m on ce y o u w i ll realize L O J .'S M U . A t. V£TV tORA A t you m ight have had with the fifteen ity we have made similar investigations, w h y so m a n y p la s te r s h a v e been m a d e in im ita tio n o f th hem e m . L ik e a ll g o o d th in g s, roubles you squandered on a ticket.’* and the result is given herewith. th e y are c copied o pied as c lo sely s e ly as the la w a llo w s . Herr von Prosko wetz .gathered some Hr. N. S. Mavis said: “ People do not D o n ’t be d u p e d by b y t ta a k iu i_ g 0 _ a n im ita tio n interesting statistics and made notes on know what ilrig h t’s disease is. The w h e n it is as e a sy to get the g e n u in e . term is applied popularly to every trouble I f y o u a lw a y s in s ist u p o n h a v in g A l l - some queer things while in Russia. Since 18.7.5 the population o f St. Pe that even remotely affects the kidneys. : o « k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r s a n d n e v er a ccep t a There are two forms of the trouble—one su bstitu te , y o u w ill n ot be d isa p p o in te « tersburg has fallen from 801,000 to 842,- an enlargement and the other a shrink 000. This falling olf lias taken place ing of the kidneys.” A chancery court is one that gives a poor man among tho working people, and may be Hr. Frank T . Andrews says: “ The i chance fur justice. ascribed to the wretchedness o f the quar term B right’s disease covers a great many ters in which the workingmen at the cap complaints. In fact, any case of album- F o r a lla y in g h o a rsen e ss a n d irr it a tio n o f This G R E AT COUGH CURE, this success- ital are obliged to live. One-tenth o f the inariu is called B right’ s disease. The th e th ro a t it is d a i ly p r o v e d th a t "Brown’* ful CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drag- workingmen’s lodgings are in cellars. majority of these cases are curable. The B ro n c h ia l T roch es” a re a m ild r e m e d y , yet gists on a positive guarantee, a test that no other v e ry e fficaciou s. Cure can stand successfully. I f you have a When higher up, however, tho accom reason a man dies of kidney trouble is the inability of the organ to perform its The hello! girl at the telephone exchange has COUGH, HOARSENESS or L A G R IP P E .it modations are little better. A working ftuictiong.” much to ansvi er for. will cure you promptly. .• I f your child has the man’s sleeping room has usually only Hr. S. Clarke declares: “ There was a CROUP or WHOOPING COUGH, use it one window, and is occupied at night by tim e when any man or woman suffering K l ' I ’T I K K A N D F I L E S C U R E D . quickly and relief is sure. I f you fear CON. between ten and fifty other laborers. from any form of kidney trouble had We positively cure rupture, piles and a ll rec SUMPTION, don’t wait until your case is hope Herr von Proskowetz’s opinion of Rus cause for despair. That tim e has passed. tal diseases without pain or detention from busi less, but tike this Cure at once aud receive im sian society is pretty poor. The young For the past eight years I have treated ness. No cure, no pay. Also all Private dis mediate help. Large bottles, 50c. and $1.00. eases. Address far pamphlet Drs. Porterfield & Travelers convenient pocket 6ize 25c. Ask men in Moscow’s 400, ho thinks, are every variety of kidney trouble in both Losey, 838 Market street, 8 an Francisco. vour druggist for SH ILO H ’S CURE. If your about the most reckless and extravagant men and women, and I do not believe lungs are sore or back lame, use Shiloh’s l ’or< Borne men, if they take one sw allow , w ill in in the world, and are always full of a de there is a case so severe, no matter of iu s Plasters. Price, 25c. how long standing, that it cannot ire re sist on having a lark. sire to smash things. A man, therefore, lieved or cured by the careful and con T ry G ekmia for breakfast. who gives a stag dinner at a Moscow res scientious use of W arner’s Safe Cure.” taurant or hotel invariably contracts to Hr. Charles \V. Purdy says: “ There C6© Enameline Stove Polish; no dust, no smell. pay for the meal “ inclusiveof crockery.” are many diseases grouped under the As soon as the last dish has been served head of B right’s disease of the kidneys. his guests begin to slam things about the One of the most serious forms is almost room, and before the last bottle of wine always accompanied by heart trouble, has been served the floor is carpeted with which frequently causes the death of the small bits o f the service, the mirrors and patient. The acute form will kill the patient within a few years ur less he re the pictures from the wall. In the W in ceives proper treatment.” ter garden the young bloods drive their Hr. It. A . Gunn, Dean of the United sticks through the lisli globes and hew States Medical College, declares: “ For down all the flowers and shrubs they years the treatment of B right’s disease can get at. They are not altogether bad lias been largely experimental. I ait however, for they pay the proprietor independent enough and frank enough to commend most heartily that great lavishly for every thing they destroy. Another freak o f the lively young men remedy— W arner’s Safe Cure.” Hr. A. B. llosm er affirms: “ Acute in Moscow is to hire an elephant for an B right’s disease in children is curable. COPYHliHT evening and get it drunk on champagne. The kidneys, you sec, are waste gates, About six months ago a young blood and when they are partially closed The seed is planted beat the record for originality by g ivin g trouble must result.” bis friends a dinner, at which the only Hr. T yre York, of Washington, H. C., when you feel “ run-down” and meat was the pork from a trained pig asserts: “ I think Warner's Safe Cure a “ used-up.” ' Malarial, typhoid or bought o f its trainer by the host for 14,- great blessing to mankind, and if taken bilious fever» spring from i t — all 000 roubles. A t least that was the story regularly w ill cure almost any disease of sorts o f diseases. Don’ t take any I prescribe it in my prac tlie host told in good faith to his friends the kidneys. risk. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical tice.” at the beginning of the feast. H e learned Hr. C. Washington Earle, of Chicago, Discovery invigorates the system A positive specific for all Kidney Troubles such the next day that the owner o f the pig, put s: “ Diseases of the kidneys may lie ami repels disease. It 6 tarts the as BRIfiHT S DISEASE. DIABETES, BIUOlT.NcSS. Clown Tanto, had swindled him by sub slight or aggravated. The object to be torpid liver into healthful action, SICK HEADACHE, Ac To the aged it is particu larly adapted. To try it once is to recommend it stituting a common pig for the educated attained is to lim it the over-worked and purities and enriches tho blood, and PREPARED BY animal. A lawsuit followed, but before worn-out organs to as little exercise as restores health and vigor. A s an it could be decided Tanto and bis pig possible.” Hr. John W . Mapes, of Paris, IU., appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets and the 14,000 roubles in question got P o rtla n d , O re g o n . says: “ I am a livin g exam ple of the at work all the processes of diges out o f the country. FO R N.U.I. I I I . I U , D i l l «.«.IN IN . rirtues of W arner’s Safe Cure, without tion and nutrition, and builds up The Moscow dudes and officers have which I should long since have been flesh and strength. For all diseases also an overweening passion for the stars dead.” D A M N ’ S g O » 'E Q U T T E R f tho cafe claimants and for gypsy Throughout the land wherever inves that come from a disordered liver w i l l c*'t 1> y or Oroon street singers, whom they marry with tigation has been made, the sentiment and impure blood, skin, scalp and B o .us, M o a t ,u :is t ■«»«nil 11 1. astonishing frequency, lle rr von Pros- seems to lx* the Same. Gr.-tn C u t va .11 scrofulous affections, it’s the only double D o nrfmb r o f eegs kowetz tells all these stories o f the czar’s The above unquestioned and unques remedy that’s guaranteed. I f it — *• *11 make t L-m m n* fer tionable testimony proves beyond a 400 with perfect seriousness, and pre tile—u : ll on’-ry the hung doesn’t benefit or cure in every Fuf ly through th<* molting sents abundant proof of their truth. His doubt what Mr. II. II. Warner, of Roch case, you have your money back. period and p t them in ester, N. Y ., boldly declared more than opinion is that the half has not been told condition to lay w hen egrtrs You pay only for the good you ( o nm nd t? e highest price o f the unique madness o f Russian fash ten years ago, namely, that Bright's dis ease of the kidneys can lie cured. Mr. get- aud w ill dovelope youi ’ ________ ionable life .— New York Sun. c h :uk8 faster than any Warner knew whereof he affirmed, for Other ford. lie himself had been cured of Bright's The worst cases yield to the Feed CJrcon B^nes an d T li « T«*u T ra d e . disease in its worst form. I f any reader u s e ( r r o s « / o n t ‘ to k ill mild, soothing, cleansing and heal t h e l h ’O, an 1 you 111 m ak e An English paper says: I f the trade in lias peculiar pains, strange sensations, fifty p e r cent more profit. India and Ceylon tea goes on increasing, or unaccountable feelings, which fa toe ing properties o f Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Bend for Catalogue and That’s why the proprie as it has done of late, the tea trade of often announce the coming on of kidney Remedy. prices. trouble, there is no need to despond; tors can, and do, promise to pay China w ill soon I k ? defunct. As it is. the FETALtni lUCDEATTB COHP’Y. PITALUiA. CAL there is every reason for hope. A cure importing o f China tea is regarded as lias been found and proven beyond |300 for a case of Catarrh in the Head which they cannot cure. profitless by firms who once bad good question or the jMissibility of doubt. reason to think otherwise, but who now T h e I'e a r l l i m i t e r s ' S uperstition. find tin* gam«» not worth the candle. A c Tlio pearl hunters o f Borneo and the cording to the board o f trade returns for Boolra rrm December, 1881), just issued, the ship adjacent islands have a peculiar super ments o f tea from India are now far in stition. When they open shells in search excess o f those from China, having of pearls, they take every ninth find, amounted for the year to 127,100,000 whether it lie largo or small, and put it Pacific Medicine Co.. 5 2 0 Clay 8L, San Franc I »oo. pounds, against 113,005,000 pounds; while into a bottle which is kept corked with those from China were only 88,849,000 a dead man’s Anger. The pearls in the pounds, against 105,424,000 pounds in vial are known as “ seed iiearls" or I used August Flower for Loss o f 1888. As the shipments from Ceylon are “ breeding pearls," and the native Bor- now very large the customs'commission neose firm ly lielieves that they w ill re vitality and general debility. A fter R E A T E D FREE. For every pearl taking two bottles I gained 69 lbs. P o s it lv ly C T ers have issued a general order, dated produce their kind. u r e d w it h V p g r t a b lp K fin o tila i Have cured thousands o f cases. Cure oa.-*es pro- Dec. 80, 1889, directing that for th«* fut put into the vial tw o grains o f rice are I have sold more o f your August lounced hopeless by best physicians. From first d"*e ure the imports tlienee are to lie shown thrown in for the pearls to “ feed" upon. Flower since I have been in business «y rapt" ms disappear: in ten days at least two-thirdt wl symptoms removed Send f "r free book testlmo- Some whites in Borneo believe as separately, and that the same distinction than any other medicine I ever kept. atalft o f miraculous cures. Ten .lays’ treatment shall be observed with regard to tea firmly in tho superstition as the natives Mr. Peter Zinville says he was made free by mall If you order trial, send 10c. In stamps or pay p«»-«t «so Du. II.H .G k e e v A S o n s , Atlanta.(»a. taken out o f bond for consumption. The do, and almost every hut along the coast a new man by the use o f August If you order trial return this advertisement to us. has its “ dead finger" bottle with from distinctions will therefore be “ British Flower, recommended by me. I East India," “ Ceylon,” “ China” (includ nine to fifty seed pearls and twice that have hundreds tell me that August number o f rice grains carefully and ing llo n g K ong and Macon) and “ oth«*r Flower has done them more good W I N T E R a HARPER, countries," and th«* statem entsof the ex evenly stowed away among them. P ro ports o f tea will also l»e based on the fessor Kim incrly says that nearly every than any other medicine they ever 71 M o rris o n Street, P o rt la n d . O r. burial place along the coast has been took. G e o r g e W . D y e , Sardis, same plan as regards the country o f pro desecrated by “ pearl breeders" in search Mason Co., K y . • duet ion or origin.— Montreal .Star, o f corks for their bottles.— St. Louis Re YOUNG MEN! public. T h e Sp e cific A No. I. I ’rra c h e * t«> tli«« D«*s< rt A ir. TAK E Cures, without fail, all rases of f l o n n i r - M r » . S li o l« lo n '! i C u r l m i t l e t . A re|H'rt> r witnosatsl an oxtraonlinary hop;» and G l e e t , no m atter of 1. >w long statuiing. Prevents stricture, it being an In Mrs. French Sheldon, the w ell known soem> in tho vicinity o f Hi l.lieville. N. toni:.! r- medy. Cures w hen everyth in * else has failed. Bold b y all Druggists. I*. In front of a sin.til cabin a pulpit African traveler, has received a very Manufacturers: The A .B rh oen h el. Medicine ^ T h «» tir*«t «!«***«• o ft « ‘n a s t n n h h « * » th** in - prcs.-mg invitation from Mrs. Potter bail is *cn erected. In this stood a col P r In -. *3.1X1. C a .8 M jO K .U l ^ K iviiiK «»f m ili«l, l)U O j - ^ o f I mm I v . gtMxl «lig t ‘«tli*n . r e ( j u l ; i r ^ Palm er, lady manager o f the women's ored man “ preaching" at the top of bis ’>«*\v«*N :in<l •»oil«! I l w l i . F rio»*, i a c t « . voice. There was no «'no except the re department in the Chicago exhibition, porter and pi .ichor near, and the former to exhibit her splendid collection o f A f stood and listened, but was not noticed rican curiosities at the coming exhibi W e h a v e n o b r a n c h «t o r e * . Keeps U» too bus at our only by the speaker. On inquiry it was found tion. Mrs. Sln ldon won the confidence p ace of ottsine-s, which is that the pivacher was Roliert Boll. Tw o o f the natives and especially o f the Wh»*n I m v cur* I do not mean ra**r*!r to stop therr 416-418 FRONT ST., S. F. years a. *> lie was llrcd from the pas women in a way no man could ever hope for • ttrao and then hare th. m return again. I a»o.:n a If our price liat don't reach yon. radical cur**. I havt* mad«* the d>!*«•.»>«» of FITS, K P I to do, and in this way she succeeded in torate of the Presbyterian church at notify ns LK P S Y • r F A L L IN G S IU K N K S S a lifo-loo« stutij. 1 Biddlcville because lie wanted t«' go into gaining information o f much interest warrant ray n*m«*«ijr to core the worst care*. Bee a a re Cash Store. other* have failed is no reason for not now receiTtn* a his church barefooted. II«' was warned and novelty and securing object* which cure. Send at »*r«'e for a tivatire and a Free Bottle of against this offense, and. heeding it not, had never been seen out o f A frica lie- my infallible remedy. Give Exprsaa and Poet Office. TVff O fsthwaolmewledfwe lead in g retriedv for all tfct One woman follow ed her 230 II. G . K O O T . M . r . , 183 P e a r l S t., N . V . one Sunday as he attempted to ascend fore. u n n atu ral d * < -h a r f* « aac p riv a te disease* of men A his puli shooless, hnlf a dozon e ssi, miles up country before she could be in D M G o l d at.d Silver Bought; rend your old Goir certain cure for the deb’. !* pious dr .i» seized Inni and lire,i him duced to part with a leather apron which acd Siltrr >*y mail to the old and reliable h use of A t a t in f w eak n ess pecu.’a* .'oieniau. 41 Third street. San Francireo, I will rend by to wom en. from tli i luircli. On that day lìd i de- only married women wear, but which retwrn mail the cash, according to are*y; If the amcuo’ I lir4»uiY*v I r resor be It and few *a*s clans I tl it he .rottiti prendi thrre times they never sell or g ive to strangers, as ’« not MttefacLvry will return »old I T he £¥>«8 in recom m ending I I P * they have an idea that should they do every d. in ’us oivn yard, and he d.S'S H P l l f A W a f f 8 r d Analytic». C M M » . . . j U i ! S"9N!*.«ID ÜI-*-.«. IX . II . l l w f l y W ashington St.. Portland. Or. I *o M by D r a n t iS . il. a lili» •b no one p s 's to hear hita.— so, the person to w hom it is given w ill I 'K IC I have some mysterious power over them 8a« m m News. forever. Loinl m's Woman's Ucrald. E L Y ’S C R E A M B A L M « i -« the > «- I ann«*«l I i r l ir r . * Pino’s R a n Ml y ft*r ('niarrli I« lha Ita*. Faut sut i«> F m », am! rb**»i>**t ■ Lieut. Schwatka, o f polar fame, sur veys mankind from China to Peru with equal mind, llaviiigcxliausted thearctio circle, ho took himself to tin; equator. In returning he has ndvv reached El Paso, Texas, accompanied by Mr. I ’. Howard O’Neill, in charge o f eleven cliff dwellers from the Sierra Madre mountains. These cliff dwellers are members o f the Tahtiar- mari tribe, and speak a language o f tbeii own. They came from Tukova, 200 miles from Chihuahua, and traveled the whole distance on foot, heating their master, who rode. One o f these men is known to have traveled 100 miles in tw elve hours, an achievement that recalls the stories of the old Greek runners. Lieut. Schwatka intends to exhibit his strange companions in tho principal cities o f the country, and then to take them to Europe to join Buf falo Bill. — Harper’s Bazar. THE A M P L Y C O N F IR M E D . m SHILOH’S CONSUMPTION CURE. Our Wonderful rieniduy > DR. G R A N T ’S Kidney and Liver Cere. The 0. W. R. Manufacturing Co., “August Flower” DROP S Y Pianos and Organs. •Tuffs Tiny Pills« 0 BRANCH STORES. I CUR E F IT S ! J I u fa lth fttl tu I l i .... skeleton My wife, thè fat lady, * : ii t» .are as niuch for me as she lv . noticeli it siti ce that other in'.- to town, cs him botter, perhaps" ikeiy He weiiths four poimd* do I stippi-set hai sthe roason" t h e r i t a b l e I 'a m lly . At»«»ul right. Libili travels at Iho rate o f nearly ••NM.i»«.* miles in a second, but it is a small consolation to think of it wlieu d». you (all o .o r a wheelbarrow m tho dark “ \\ hat — Rain's Horn. ; "W h t. M O R P H IN E H A B IT ! SURECURE up I roll Id have told you that : wet anythin* at that house, cup -W ell. I was just up there x plate » a il in* for me at the nd of a p late'“ door platat'’ ' i An A n fn l T h i n g t o U r m c m b f r . W hen a bachelor gettin g out o f be«l on a coltl m «'niiii£ decides to keep on his nxmi and then thoeightle sly hurries» away to breakfast, where po pie smile slyly and significantlv, it doe: not add to his joy to remember that ht1 did n«*t make the change in the appai 1 he contemplated. —Chicago Tribune. Patsy Sears, o f Howard county. Ind.. aged 108 years, has been a church mem ber a hundred years. ^«»rt*a, A lla y * I’nin an d Im la n u n a t io n , t l«’ul* K«**t«»ree Tasti* a n d an d < tin td C a 5. .L ¿ - .«p. I ivea R e lie f at once f«>r > into thr .Vbsfrtiâ.-----¡r liL ÂàSÂ&i É m >ri£¥l*te«>r by mail. ELY BKC Simonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts, A n d All K i n d s of M I L L S A W S . Also S a w R e p a i r i n g . C r e S I M O N D S S A W C O . , 76 F r o n t Street, P o rt la n d , O r . - W l >