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S^L'.CnS alctmen Who uint The OF «HCFT I ta r e in v e rtin g THE ML-IC. Many I ’ei ty Tr ia l« O d A c a iu e « SULTAN T h at S TA R E D A T BY TH E D EAD . RULES. H a n d ic a p th e > Ia n o f B est T h in g s “ The Am erican w ay o f transacting ••Till! ;>eity trials and trib u lation » o f liie aolesiiuiu 'vb o retails sheet music every day bn-tiiie^ affairs and that in in-hind a counter arc a vexation to the rogue w ith in the realm s o f the terri m in t and a weariness to the flesh. tory ruled by tiie sultan o f T u rk ey are H ie f pc-uLer wus n well known pub ss va stly different as the antipodes,” lisher o f music and the senior partner said Siragan S. C ostikyan.of Costikyan in a W est street firm. I served a Freres. Constantinople, Turkey, w ho tedious apprenticeship to that sort o f was at the Midland yesterday. Mr. th in g in }’self.” he continued, “ and so Costikyan resumed: “ In T u rk ey there A re always made w ith the R o y a l B a k - i know whereof 1 sjs-ak. It i-> notori »re no banks as there are here. Each ous that the musical w orld is peopled m erchant is his ow n banker and w hat in g P o w d s r . It imparts that peculiar perhaps more la rgely than any other ever wealth iie m ay pos->ess is kept profession w ith cranks. I suppose that •lowed away in the safe in his private when u man is th orou gh ly absorbed cilice. lightness, sweetness and flavor noticed The hanking system is u n in the th eory and practice o f harm ony known. True, there are banks ow ned he is prone to lx. jarred by the discords in the finest rolls, biscuit, cake, etc., by the governm ent, but T u rk ey is a o f e v e r y d a y life, und is disagreeably despotism and should a m erchant de conscious o f W in g out o f tune w ill» posit his money in tne sultan’s bank and which the most expert pastry cooks the universe. Lut, h ow ever wo ac ne m igh t awake some m o rn in g to find count fo r it, the fact remains that mu the bank closed and His m oney g o n e — declare is unobtainable by the use o f sic buyers are, as a class, she most e x where, you are not a llo w ed to ask— c itin g and touchy o f customers. H a lf because' the sultan rules and the sul the tim e they h aven 't the faintest idea any other raising agent. tan accounts to no one fo r his actions, as to what they want, and tiiey w ill not even to the ruler o f the universe. frequ en tly ow n to this fra n k ly, re ly T h e R o y a l B a k / ng P owder , besides Ko it is that the merchant o f Constan in g on the clerk to make selections for tinople when he ow es y o u m oney does them. not g iv e you a check upon a bank. rendering the food more palatable and “ But the life o f a music clerk lias its H e takes vou into his private office compensations. T h e grotesque and und pays in cash what am ount tnay wholesome, is, because o f its higher picturesque incidents that com e utt- be due you. And. too, when the m er ; tier liis eye are numberless. You see chant g ives a ninety days' note he | that pule y ou n g mun with the saffron pays you in cash taken out o f his p ri leavening power, the most economical. - whiskers o v e r there. W e ll, o n ly yes- vate safe. ! terday a beautiful, languorous eyed T h e R o y a l makes more and better “ In llie sultan's dom inions there is you n g lady tripped in here, andj giid- no op|M>iUtility offered for the invest ! in g to the counter in fron t of that ment o f capital or the developm ent o f food than any other baking powder guileless youth, lisped dreadfully, the coun try's m aterial resources. T u r | ‘ W ill you g iv e me you r hand in m in e l’ key is.rich- in mineral wealth, but the because it is the purest. T h e clerk happened to he as bashful as sw ay of the despot a llo w s no corpora ; ho looks, and lie was taken com pletely tion or private in d ividu al to d evelop aback. H e flushed a v iv id scarlet, mines. T h e govern m en t allo w s you to (Js«*d (ia r iie t N f o r IS u lle t s . 1 stammered, ‘ W h y , certain ly,’ made A lli| ;a t o r H o n tlio I p j i c r I ’ .t iu g u u y . develop a m ine by it taking WJ percent, The world 1ms Keen many exhibitions of | as if to extend his hand, and then, be- o f the profit. As u true subject o f the Of course, there* being no hunters to kill gorgeous ness and extravagance. The Htu- I th in k in g him self in time, clim bed to dent of history is well acquainted with the them, wild animals nr»* very plentiful in i yon d er shelf and brought down the sultan you are expected to he perfectly Incident of Cleopatra dissolving a ijearl in Paraguay; it is not uncommon to see ja ! song, ‘ Y ou r Hand in M ine,’ fo r which happy u ith the rem ain ing 10 per cent, vinegar and drinking down the decoction, guars and deer, even from the deck of the i the artless damsel had inquired in and you are further expected to return But most of all, alligators thanks to A lla h for the honor o f liv possibly to the extreme detriment of her steamer. 1 such a b ew ildering fashion. A n d tho ing under such a sovereign. In ad Htomach. He is also probably not unfa abouti<l. When the waters are highest y ou n g lady, w h o was evid en tly not miliar with the extravagances of the epi they roam over the flooded land, seeking dition to this, yo u r property is subject w ithout a sense o f hum or o f the situa the small animals, water birds and lish, on cures who flourished in the days of the to confiscation, and should the m ine Roman empire; but all these gorgeous dis which they live; at that time they are not , lion, dropped her languorous eyes and you are w ork in g d evelop unexpected so common along the river channels, and smiled serenely. plays of magnificence and waste are as richness the govern m en t is very lik ely “ The man w ho gives the most nothing compared with a recent event, only now and then may one he seen in the to relieve you o f it, lea vin g you to shallows, with but the top of his ugly head trouble is, perhaps, the funniest o f all which was the result of war made on ori stand the loss o f w h atever you may above the surface of t he water. the bores that d rift into a music store. entals by Knglish troop«. In the dry season, as the waters recede, H o is the individual w ho wants the have invested. It is this system o f During the fighting on the Kashmir govern m en t which has kept that coun frontier, when the British defeated the they gather in I he rivers in such amazing music to an air which lie does not Hunzas, the natives used bullets of gar numbers that I can compare them only to know by name. W ith the assurance try in the same rut fo r thousands o f nets incased in lead. The British pre tadpoles in a pond. 1 have counted over o f a Mozart lie says to the tired clerk years and which is s lo w ly reducing served many as curiosities. When his peo sixty on a small sand bank, literally piled who waits on him : ‘ W h a t I want goes the people to poverty. “ The general stagnation in business ple treat jewels so lightly, no wonder that one over the other, while all around the som ething like this: “ T ra la-la, tra-la- the rajah of Hunza thinks himself u most water was full of them. They lie thus for lee, tra-la lo o ." Don't you remember itf circles pervades the real estate m arket hours basking in the sun and quite still, and in this, too, is fe lt the w ith erin g important personage. Kvery morning he Oh, you must know it. “ T ra la-la, Ira Inquires of his chief minister, “ Who is the hut if a steamer approaches the mass be influence o f the despotic reign. Real greatest monarch in the world?* receiving gins to move at once, there is a great rat ki la, tra la lee. I f y ou 'll run o v e r the estate can be bought for com paratively the invariable answer, “ Your excellency.” tling of scab's as they hustle ea« h other to names o f songs that sound like that 1 nothing. F o r $"50 you m ay buy a The rajah claims to Ixi a direct descendant reach the water, and in a moment only five m ay recall the title. Tra la-la tra la- splendid piece o f property righ t in the or six are left, who raise their heads and la, tra-lu-loo." ’ T here’s o n ly one tilin g of Alexander the Great. stare at the vessel until it has passed them. to do w ith this particular crank, and heart o f tho c ity o f Constantinople. These more courageous fellows are gener- that is tell hint blu n tly that you have Merchants art afraid to buy. Busi F e t c h i n g I t n n n e t T im i. erally the larger ones and offer tempt ing no ear fo r music, and that conse ness men do not cart; to invest and The little flower pins used to fasten real estate is com p aratively worthless. shots. I am no sportsman, but my brother- the strings to women's bonnets are quite in-law, who was traveling with me, killed j quen tly you have no idea o f the tune One asks, w h y this state o f a ffa irs! fetching, especially the violets and pink many from t he steamer’s deck, using only , lie is try in g to hit. A fte r that lie is But the answ er is very simple. It is reasonably wire to cease his discordant rosebuds on black velvet. But don't coarse shot. again the curse o f the sultan's reign. make tho mistake one woman did and It is not si) easy to kill those that are j tr illin g and take his leave. You m ay have ow ned property for “ Otto day last week a stalwart son wear a violet pin with a lmt trimmed seen oil‘the surface of tin* water; shot, and ! o f Krill came in, accompanied by a years. It m ay have descended to you, even a bullet, will glance off from the hard j with pink roses. Even the pin should when, should you offend the g o v e rn buxom y ou n g woman whose brilliant corresj>ond with the hat.—Good House skull unless the eye be hit. The top of tho | ment. the govern m en t records w ill be costume ami afl'ectionate manner eye socket is never more than two or three , opened and you w ill lie inform ed that keeping. inches above the surface, and as they are Ktum|K-d her as a n ew ly wedded bride. the property belongs to some mosque. usually at rather long range, even a skill ; In a timid tone, enriched by a delight P e p p e r t h e lin t * . You must g e l out. and at once. N o Cayenno pepper sprinkled whero rats fill marksman may he pardoned for a miss. | ful brogue, the y o u n g woman asked compensation is g iv e n you. W hy! one o f the clerks if lie Imd the song, resort w ill catiso tho pests to leavo the —Herliert II. Smith in St. Nicholas. Does not the sultan rule? ‘ D t Me Fold Thee Close, A cash la .’ premises.— Now York Journal. “ The subjects o f the sultan are o f T o C o n c e u ! ( l i e Hycw. W e have " L e t Me F old Thee course m ostly Turks. He has, since An exquisite species of embroidery pecu Close, M avourneeii," ’ Haydn never attempted composition replied the the last w ar with Russia, about th irty without first putting on tho valuable liar to Persia has its origin in utility, and 1 clerk. m illion Turks, eigh t m illion A rm e n a utility such as one would never dream of ring given him by Erode rick II “ ‘Sure, it's all one me boy,' broke in this country. The ladies of Persia must in the happy groom , ‘Acushla or Ma ians, four m illion G reeks and tw o m il completely conceal not only their faces, but 1 vourneen, it comes to the same th in g .’ lion Jews. Tito religion s are divided even their eyes, when walking abroad. But “ T h e sm ilin g clerk busied himself in the proportion o f the d ifferen t races. as it. is also indispensable t hat they should ! A Turk ta alw ays a b eliever in M a with w rapping up the music, while be able to see, a network has been devised homet, the Arm enians and Greeks are the blue eyed bride s ly ly whispered to for them to wear Indore the eyes, through Christians, while the Jew is a lw a y s a which they can see without being seen. It ■ her spouse: ‘Art-all, Teddy, he aisy Jew. O f these d ifferen t classes the may be said here that they do not object to now. H ow cud ver exjiect the y ou n g Arm enians and the Jew s are the busi this apparently severe law of the land, for giiillem an to have any G aelic.' ness races. The Turk is a soldier. H e of your " A l l in all, there are some v e ry d i law it is as well as custom. By means of this veil they are h o absolutely disguised vertin g incidents tube met with in an was born that way. H e can't get down that, they can go where they please without establishment o f this sort, and you to the details o f m oney m aking. It is being followed or molested. Not even a m ight pick a mut'h worse place fo r the a part o f his religion to rob a Christian woman’s husband would dare to lift the study o f the funny side o f human na or a Jew, und he does not com prehend B e fo r? Buying* the principles o f righ t and w rong. OUR aotna wntrr In the tlocve holding veil or chuddah. He would he cut down on ture." Boston Herald. tho end tight ns hor® shown or any W ith t h e s e natural disadvantages the the spot wit hout mercy. where elae where there Isa scum, nndarelf It Is watertight. Thoro iirpgootUIn tho market I Turk is outstripped and the bulk o f Now it is in the embroidering of the lut- j A MiiM-tilal- lie iirn liin . that look very nice. butw lU lon kitevrn r leant-1 tice work designs of the chuddah that W e warrant T o w e r ' S I M P R O V I l ) P i s h A gentlem an w ho was in Mariettu ] the wealth is rapidly passing into the Persian women display marvelous skill liand.s o f tlie Christian and tiie Jew. B rand S llc h e r to bo water tight at every recently reported it muscular feat per 1 iram an<t everywhere th e i also not to peel o r j with the needle. It. is made of white cam It w ill be so until the g overn m en t is »tick, ami authortr.e our dnalcra to make good formed by Si. I.. Foutain. bric, drawn and worked in geometric de •ny Slicker that falls In either point. There are ch an ged .” — Kansas C ity Times. A niaii from t 'liattanooga was liftin g i two wavs yo u cun («11 tho Ucnulno Improved signs in white thread or silk. Some of Fl>h Iti and Slicker. these patterns display exquisite beauty a chair by the bottom round to show I st. A S o ft W oolen C o lla r. A L ost A r t K4‘(lis€'«»vere<l. and delicacy; those which are old are al his muscle. 2d. T h is T ra d * /* \a rH (below .) Considerable progress seems to have “ That's n o th in g," said Foutain; “ I most like gossamer, and are of a soft, Watch Out *** been made o f late in the m anufacture creamy tint.—S. C. VV. Benjamin in Har can lift the chair with you in it." ftor b o t h t h e s e p o i n t « ! per’s Bazar. “ I'll bet you $50 you can't," said the o f tough glass, most o f the difficulties Send for Catalogue lYee. w ith the new discovery h a vin g been Tennesseean. AJ. TOWER. Mfr., Button, Miu I s T li«* r e a M n c lN t r o u i? Recent developm ents at “ A ll right, sit d o w n ." said Foutain. overcom e. Every school child in the early part of The man weighed about 185 pounds, Pom p eii have caused m any to think it the present, century was taught to believe and when he seated him self contain not a new discovery at all. but a redis that then* was a terrible and wonderful pulled up his sleeve and, grasping the c o v e ry o f an old art. Be this as it may, eddy or vortex several miles in diameter on tlie coast of Norway, into which ships, round o f the chair flrm ly, he steadied the process o f m anufacture has been Icebergs, whales and all the monsters of himself, und with outstretched arm made very simple, so much so as to the deep were indiscriminately dragged lifted the chair and man several feet make it possible to com bine the opera and buried forever in the ocean’s awful from the floor. Then lo w erin g the lion w itli ordinary glass b low in g. The burden, he set the chair hack on the new process admits o f m ore perfect Are w h at every lady Is anxious to pos depths. A correspondent says; " l have been in floor, pocketed the $50 and w u lk ed otf execution, and g ives m ore regular sets. N ow , there is a s e c r e t that has formed by a European acquaintance that - A tlanta Constitution. forms besides dim in ish in g expenses in the maelstrom has no existence outside the a marked degree. Objects made o f tiie never been revealed to t h e w o rld , end ltimginat ion of sensational writers, A joint Ilitiititii Nitturt*. liquid material in the usual w ay are. commission of Swedish and German nauti W o rarely seek what is within our while at red heat, throw n d irectly into that is. the sure way to p o s s e s s these cal anti scientific inyu went in search of reach, l ’ersons liv in g under the the tem pering hath. Bottles, d rin k in g hands o f beauty. Use M O L L IN E . A this, the greatest hug I »ear of antiquity, shadow o f Bunker H ill never dream glasses, lamp chim neys and other mid report themselves unable to locate it. f ascending its monument. 1 have concave products o f the art con tainin g proved success. T h is discovery was and that the sea was ¡»erfectly smooth o met distinguished Izmdouers who air ure received on a cu rved tube, a when* the whirl|xx»l should have been.’ made by a graduate o f Lond on Eng* The latest geographer* barely allude to it. have never visited W estm inster Ah kind o f siphon, which at the mom ent land college and a learned chem ist. One marks its site on the map, but does bey , Am ericans cross a m igh ty ocean o f immersion allow s the air to escape, not mention it in Ids article on Norwa>. to stand within its historic walls. It is the liquid entering the cavity. The The h o rro rs o f the kitchen is no m ore % According to our way of view ing the sub the unattainable that appeals to the air escape is believed to lie the w hole worry to the h o u se w ife . N o m atter ject the maelstrom nuuutiee has ix*en pret average man and woman. Said a witty secret o f the process; the in ven tor says ty effectually destroyed. St. Louis Uepub woman otiee: “ If drin k in g water were otherwise. St. Lou is Republic. how stained and g rim m y the hands may Ms im moral how d eligh tfu l it would L it t le 0 * c * r 'a D a m p Hi«!«*. taste!" A few o f us have learned fro* one ap p lication o f the w o nd e rfu l S h e l*rlcti«*<l H e r f i n g e r . physical su ffering that hot This town was much excited one nf M O L L IN E w ill leave them as soft and A maid employ«*! by a prominent Fifth through water is a stimulant and is d eligh tful, tornoon recently o v e r an encounter white as i f no kitchen w o rk had been avenue family came to her mistress with m spite o f the depressing fact that its w hich Master Oscar W h e a tle y had tears in her eyes not many days after she d o n e . F o r sale by all drug g ists in large had lwen in tin* household and said that m orality still remains unchallenged with a taipon. The lisli was fu lly six K ite Field's W ashington. feet lon g Oscar cast his lino from the she had pricktsl her tlng«‘r with a table bottles. 6 0 c e n ts . w harf It was not attached to a pole, fork. T«» liiipretta the Maartiihit* Mind. G ive M O L L IN E one tria l and you w ill | “ I am terribly worries!, mam," she said, and the groat s ilv er m onster fastened Hu* fo llo w in g i*a woman s op in io n : on to il. Th e w h arf ts nearly n m ile "for fear the fork may have had some never be w ith o u t It. brass in it and have pci*on«*d my hand." Men art' queer creature*, to be sure, long-, en circlin g the bn vou. “ Oh. nonsense, Mary," replied the hi«l> lass* u u ii U tuvs at $1.*) a varil w ill U s a r is quite a fra il lad, about 10 of the house, “ how could the fork poison make no m ore impression on the mas- years old The tlsh started seaward, you when it is made «»f pure silver? 1 l ulitu* retina than m ohair braid, hut d r a w i n g Oscar like a c o r k ; then back never allow nothing else on my table." show un inch o f ten cent torchon lace again at a 2:40 g a it; then again bo The next da> Mary and the fork which on a white petticoat; m ystify his lcu|<cd in the air and tried to tear the had pricked her and all the other f«»rk* Cl r a y h a i r o r w h U W «* r * r h a n g iM l t o it g lflM y M’»is«\* bv b low in g lotus powder into hook loose, and in this w ay the snort hln< It b y H t i n g l c it |i |»l Ira I ton t h it l»>*\ I t and, in fact, the whole table service, guar vour hair, wear un apron o f striped went on fo r nearly an hour, the boy it n im r t * a n a t u r a l r o l o r . a r t » I n d a n t a n c o i w . antiMsl by the mistress to l*e solid silver, 13 a n «l c o n t a in * oo tliln K iit ju r lo ii* to t lie li.tlr. had disappeared for parts unknown N» w U mba/me, w ith a pocket and a cherry refusing assistance and hanging on H r lil b y i l r u g g l d t , o r » ill lie «o ut o n r w i l i i l h » w mi it. •;**! a pretty book on parade, like gu m death. F in a lly the great o f p r i c e , S i.U O . tM itre, .10 P a r k IM.tcts N . V . York Herald. and. above all, the impression o f just li'li gave up. and a m an cam e w ith a 11 h \ , Itu- Mrnn t iling! havin g com e from the bath, and you -pear to help d rag him ou t; but in j “ 1 heats! a compliment for you hist have a set o f thackets to which the i r o w i n g the sjn-ar into the li«h the night. Miriam wi ougut iron handout!* are hut paper m o w struck the line and tho weapon 1 hare a fxait.iYtt tvmedy for the «Im w dine«***. hj It a “ What wa* it. 1 .i/«**t< tw ine by comparison — Lou isville li J not stick. 8o the ti>h got a w a y .— nee th.msanda of caan« of th « w ent kind and of long “ Col Bronson said >«»u were exceedingly C ourier Journal. •tam'ing h%r* been «»re d . I d -'d an strong it my faith i i ■ n"it Springs tF la .) Telegram . well preserve-!." Life In it* *tnca. r. that I w II •*• » ! tw o n o m a a » n «n ,»itb In C o o k ery Proo/COfVT P Tntt's Hair Dye CONSUMPTION. VALtTAHI.K e T E B A T IH K o a th w d - a - « .«„ y a a f t«r*r whowilt atmd me their l . i / M u n l I*. O. ed Irw«. T . A - « . h e m . >1 l e t M M B e V 1 Pianos and Organs. W IN T E R & HARPER, 71 M o r r is o n S tr e e t, P o r tla n d , O r. H o« J l . V ery O d d . Fatiglr Why d *«•** Y.m Dauber paint all his angels blondes* Em!man - Can’t imagine Van Daulx*r's ow n wife is a brunette, ten). Dry Good* Chronicle. shop H a m . n os. Ted You don’t seem to appreciate your happiness N«sl N«» It has !»eeti in store too long B n o If h o m and \ H. M oA, New P I S O 'S CURE FO I C U B S WNtRt Alt tik i f AilS i t ough b) rui J In tim e le*tea U.Hid V tM d t>> dru g* eta a S E H im A iK H Y o rk S un \ m M t l»n D e f in e d . “ Mv son. «leflne ambition Well, it » always feeling that you want to do eoim thfu i th u you know- you cant -U * What Hr X bm I h I. “ Whatever you do, ” «aid the old metli cal practitioner to the young man who was just entering the profession, “ don't get dis «ouraged.” “ Yon mean ! must have patients. I pre- sum«*,“ s a id tin* young man. who was of a practical turn of mi mi.—Washington Post. Th«* Truth nf th«* Matter. “ I have to work like a Ixvtver in sum mer. ’’ “ Happv man “ Why*“ “ Beaver* don t have to work very hard In summer The straw hat has the biggest contract." Harper's Bazar A itti) D A T s' Itusin*»«» In Tur ke y. l a r i d e n ts . T h «»} !la «l M e l B e fo re . "New. *.r," hognn the attorney fer the defense, knitting hi. brows ami preparing to snnihii.ste the witnees whom he was sl.'ut tn cross examine, "you say your William*. Can you prove that to name l*e you real name« Is tin -. m y body In the re rt room who van smear that you haven assumed it for purposes of fraud • m l «I«- "111 ink yon ran identify me yourself," *n«we v.l the wit no “ I? where did 1 ever see you before, my frienil *‘ l i it t h a t * c n r o v e r y o u r r i g h t e y e twer.t« live y e a r s a g o w h e n you «v e re s t e a l ing ¡H a c h e s o u t o f f a t h e r 's o r c h a r d . I 'm th e n i ; u . W i U i a m * . " — C u l i aa’ O T r i b u n a V IG IL K E P I DEAD S I A CO R P ar ato n e, C n stten d sd , D e s o la t e — A n Ej p e r le u r e P o s s i b l e to So M a n y O t h e r e . [.V o s York R e c o rd " ] Early one morning recently th* guards on the elevated road in New York noticed a middle-aged man apparently kneeling beside an open window. Although it was a raw and cold morn ing, his head was um overed. His eyes seemed to l>e staring intently across the street. A ll day long, as the trams thun dered pu=t, the man seemed still to be watching, and even when night came on a glimpse of a white face could be seen staring out into the darkness. The next morning the guards were all on the look out, and still the tnancoiild be seen with his chin resting on the Lack of his band. SKA F R l'IT S Th ey » ay m u ltitu d e s w h e n they are the prod- net <d n eglect o f in cipien t disease A " s lg h t ' t o ld , a fit of In d igestio n , blilo u sn . ss nr c o u .tl pntlou, each o r sn y or these " m i n o r s iim e n t s " a d v a n c e In m an y cases w ith " leagu e-d estro y in g strid es ' G iv e ibem a sw ift, eariy d e ie u l with H o s te lle r's ytoiDHch Bitters an d a r e r t the dan ger. A b e rn e lh v a d ir .]u l-u r»-d an a a rm in g re b u k e to the m an w h o Inform ed him that he had " o n l y a c o ld :" “ O n ly » c o ld " repeated the doctor " W hat w o u ld ; e h ave— the p la g u e ! . R h e u m a tism and la g rip p e are ea sily e x t lu g u t s h a b l- at the »tart. W h y ih en a llo w them to ge t u p a fu ll heud id steam ? Put ou the brakes w ih the B it ters T h e ge n ia l w a rm th w h ic h this sup erb m ed ic in e difiuses th ro u gh the system , the i m petus It gives to the c irc u la tio n o f the b lia a i, Its so o th in g an d stren gth en in g etiect u p o n m e n e rv o u s,sD --c ia llv re c o m m e n d it to tte e n fe e h le d a n d sick. Tta the great specific fo r m a laria. T h e re p ro b a b ly n ev er w as a m an w h o c o u ld w ear c a r ia i slipper# w ith o u t lo o k in g slou ch y csrp i l o SS. a ic t w orth « 1 1 (0 K E tV A K D . O N K »1 0 0 . T h e readers o f this p aper w ill b e p leased to learn that there Is at least ou e d re a d e d disease that science has been a b le to c u re in a ll Its stages, an d that ts catarrh . H a ll's C atarrh C u re Is the o n ly positive cu re n ow k n o w n to th e m ed- 1 le a l fratern ity. C atarrh , being a con stitu tio n al disease, req u ires a c o n stitu tio n al treatm ent. H a ll's C atarrh C u re Is taken In te rn a lly , actin g d ire c tly u p on the blo o d an d m u cou s surfaces of the system , th ereby d e stro y in g the fo u n d a tio n ot thé disease an d g iv in g the patient strength b y b u ild in g u p the co n stitu tio n an d assistin g natu re lu d o in g tta w o rk T he proprietors have 1 so m u ch faith in Its c u ra tiv e pow ers th a t they [ i otter »too for an y ease that it falls to cu re. Seud for list o f testim onials. A ndress F J. C H E N E Y A CO., T o le d o , O. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRA N CtSlO . CAL. 1 0 L IS V IU I »> . * f w •D v r M Coroner Donlin, who chanced to be looking out of the car-window during the day, saw at once, that it was no common ' face that glared at hitn. H e left the train, went to the house and there found j kneeling by the window the stiffened corpse of a man. Tor two days he had kept the vigil of the dead. Awakening in the night, alone and oppressed, he had struggled to the window, and, gasp ing for breath, died. The Coroner's ex A p ictu re planation revealed the fact that death of health — the woman who has had been caused by B right’s disease of \ the kidneys, which came unannounced, faithfully used Dr. Pierce’s Favor ite Prescription. She feels well and | sudden and sure. It ’s a medicine that Sad! Yes, but how common have she looks so. these sudden deaths become. They give makes her well, whether she’s over ! no warning. There is a quick pain, a worked and “ run-down,” or afflicted | struggle, and all is over. Statistics show i that HO per cent, of these sudden deaths with any o f the distressing diseases l are caused by kidney disease. Slowly and disorders peculiar to her sex. It builds up — and it cures. For j but surely these great organs have been ! decomposing, and when the climax all chronic weaknesses, functional j comes it comes without warning. But derangements, and “ female com | there were warnings. The strange pains, plaints ” of every kind, it’s an un j peculiar sensations and unaccountable feelings were nature's warnings. They failing remedy. j may have lieen considered only the And it’s the only one, among j symptoms of a cold, but all the while medicines for women, that’s guar disease'was working and death surely anteed. I f it doesn't give satisfac approaching. i Gan nothing lie done? Yes, exercise, tion, in any case, you have your care. Act promptly. Use something to money back. sustain the kidneys. Do,asso many prom- Can anythin«! else be “ just as t inent physicians are advising their pa good ? ” ____ th tits to do, take Warner's Safe Cure. If this great preparation which has saved “ They're about as bad as the | so many men and women from death by Bright’s disease were not a well-known disease ! ” N ot all of them, though. household remedy and the most popular Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are in America, we might hesitate to so pleasant — both when they’re taken warmly indorse it, hut being the only absolute specific for this great modern and when they act. They cure per disease, it is commended most unhesi manently Sick and Nervous Head tatingly. This entire page could be aches, Biliousness, Costiveness, and filled with statements from prominent all derangements of tho Liver, physicians in loth Kttrope and America Stomach and Bowels. of what the .Safe Caro Inis done to lessen B right’s disease, prevent female com plaints, and check the great physical evils of a modern life. It is no ordinary <3? medicine, but a scientific discovery which has received more commendations than any other discovery of the present century. The well-known Dr. James D. Bragg says: “ W arner’s Safe Cure has proved the best medicine for humanity yet devised.” W licn the uncertainty of life is reniem- bered; when tho certainty of disaster This G R E AT COUCII CURE, this success- where cure is not exercised is realized, ful CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drug- the importanee of the above truths cists on a positive guarantee, a test that no other Cure can stand successfully. I f you have a should come home solemnly to all. COUCII, HOARSENESS or L A G R IP P E .it A m a n ’s m in d in a scrap b^ok, a n d the tou gh will cure you promptly. I f your child has the I d u g s he posted in it w h e n he w a s y o u n g L ever CROUP or \VHOOPING COUGH, use it .ade. quickly and relief is sure. I f you fear CON- For the cure of a cough or sore throat SUM PTION, don’t wait until your case is hope “ Brovm's Bronchial Troches ” are a simple less, but take this Cure at once aud receive im mediate help. Large bottles, 50c. and $1.00. remedy. Traveler? convenient pocket size 25c. Ask It in n ow thut a m n g e« to the co u n try to find your druggist for SH ILO H ’S CURE. If your rest Mini quiet a n d c o m e « d irectly h o m e io r the lungs are sore or back lame, use Shiloh's Por sa m e purpose. ous Plasters. Price, 25c. Why continue the use of remedies that only relieve when E ly’s Cream Balm, pleasant of appl cation and a sum cure for catarrh and cold in head, can be had. I had a severe attack o f catarrh, and be- : came s o deaf 1 could not hear common conversation. I suffered terribly from roar ing in my head. I procured a bottle of j Ely’s Cream Balm, and in three weeks : could hear as well as ever, and now I can | say to all who are afflicted with the worst I of diseases, catarrh, take E ly’s Cream Balm and he cured. It is worth 11,000 : M y niece, Emeline Haw ley, was, to any man. woman or child suffering from I catarrh.—A. E. Newman, Grayling. Mich, j taken with spitting blood, and she Apply Balm into each nostril. It is quickly absorbed. Gives relief at once. became very much alarmed, fearing that dreaded disease, Consumption. Price, 50 cents at druggists’ or by mail. U N J O Y » Both the method and results whej Syrup o f Figs is taken; it is pleasant tnd refreshing to the taste, ami gently yet promptly ou the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, heed- idles and fevers end cures habiii.fll •onstipation permanently. 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LAND PLASTER. 11 She tried nearly all kinds of medi- 60 N o r th F r o n t S tr e e t, C or. D, P O R T L A N D . OU. cinebut nothing did her any good. Finally she took German Syrup and she told me it did her more good S U R E . TRY than anything she ever tried. It stopped the blood, gave her strength and ease, and a good appetite. I f A T A U T J T I K E M E D Y , It Is had it from her own lips. Mrs. W A I A I v C v H T h e C r o a t C u re . Mary A . Stacey, Trumbull, Conn. No one so bad where life exists but may be helped by Honor to German Syrup. d this great euro. 50 cts. by druggists or mail. db . Kvonrs California Diamond A T £7Cl? t CO, rwp«., ICC 3:*cawi:h St, V 7 City T ry G crmka for breakfast. R U I T J A R S M A SON'S—E veryb udjr k n o w - them. Ft it- I V 4 6 d z. for $4.75 Q uarts ll.O fid H a lf Ga alUm , $1.4 • d >a. A d o *, for 7.*5 6 d < z f.*r 7.M Facro^y price., f. a b. «»*I t h « * C a « h S t o r e . 416-413 Front 31 . 5 F. Ask for our 40 page price list. I B lg C H 9 th c a rk n n w le d g »ft le a d in g rem edy fo r a ! 1 th* un n atu ral discharge* and p rivatedlsea**-* r f men * certain cure for the deb tatin g w eakness peon •» ------- to wom en. Mrianirby I prw er; b a it and fea * » '• I T h i E v » w 8(>EW'21L^L recom m eu dlC f . :*NNAT1,0.|^BH a ll sufferer*. ---------D .D fc it i. _______________ I S o ld b y D r a g fiit a , I * R I C K fl.O O - L O V E L L D IA M O N D C Y C L E S For Ladles an i Oents.- 4 ii (trie s 7Ç, Jn Pneum atic Cushion and Solid Tires. I Ci.moM Frsrro, Stw l Droo F orjin n f( 1 “ S.-r.Ari u .t.tlf B.ll 3e. i-.gi to > . runn.ng pa-re tncnjC " j Pcda.s. Suspension Saddle. 1 | s t n c t jy B ia n GRADS in E v e ry Fartical.Tr. EWet. r.taieea, • as*. ___ ____ _ O f course his face is wreathed in smiles like hundreds of thou jo h n p » L o p * " ' 1 *re»t« in .la m p s for o«r lno-pm re ilig .tra tn d ^ iita . | tosne of t.gpe. Ktfleg, RfTolTrre, Spornnc Goad,, rtc. vell arm s co . , iv ifre ., 147 w»iiiqta» st., boston , wass . sands of smokers who appre ciate a pure, mild, sweet smoke. c . w . B O Y N T O N S A W C O M P A N Y ,4 0 F IR S T S T R E E T . P O R T L A N D . M all th is d o n b le -e .tr.' , r It" M ASTIFF p l f g c i 'T was not all any a«Wm«», Ji •«. a,«« «>, Dexter TU.inon.l Champion der Rejor -te*l Clueerut saw. ft.—fautent clatter tn the ar,,r),i that is claimed for it, how else could so great a business and sale have developed in so short a time ? J. B Face Tobacco Co., R ich m on d . V irgin ia. I CURE FITS! When I m v enra I don- t r**tr n w * !« tost >p then for * t;m* *nd tr.en have thrtn return attain. 1 me. r j radical euro. I h i f m««le t a* . W u « of FITS. F.PI L K P s Y of F A L L IN G S U 'K IK S .4 a It Da- r g study I warrant my remedy to care t he worst case«. Bevaor* ther* h*re f»i'.e*i is no reason for not now rwcetv.ng • car®. *end »t on. e for a treatise and a Free Butt .e ot tay lalkinble remedy. Civ* L i ; r* a> and Pcwt Utt. e. Simonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts, A n d A ll K in d s o f M IL L S A W S . A ls o S a w R e p a ir in g . S IM O N D S S A W ______________________________________________ C O .. 70 F r o n t S tr e e t. P o r tla n d . O Oi r, -W T UNLOAD Do you feel had? Do vou have a headach Does your haok ache?' You can't eat a don t feel hke work The V O I I D is vour liver is t< md. You are full of hue. T v U H Get rid of it without dels I I. 14. R O O T . >1. C ., l a s P e a r l M ., V V. Three doses ot Moor« I Remiri Remedy will do it and make I | \ / p > i >. P. S. V. So VV*--6. r. X. V. So. 827 veu feel like a new person. For sale by all druggists. L I V C l A