Newberg graphic., August 21, 1891, Image 4

NEW l
CHA .M P IO N
H % >1 H M !
T H K O W K it.
“ B u s tin g * ’ a I barbel M o n op o ly ,
Drifting from the judiciary to gover­
nors, my congn sMoiml fri'-nd told how
Governor Did; Ogle.^hy busted a mo­
nopoly. In his sight a barber monopoly
is as odious as a big railroad corporation s
pool. When he was in the senate Oglesby
was one of the host storytellers there,
and the story of bis e\|K*rience won’t lose
e a r ly s p r in g , w h e n s ta r t in g in to t r a in fo r anything if given in his own language,
tlie h e ld e v e n ts , 1 h a v e a lw a y s fo u n d th a t
though at second hand. It was in the
s tiffn e s s in t h e jo i n t s a n d h a ck s e t in . As
Lesulville when the
s o o n , h o w e v e r, a s I a p p lie d o n e o f A u .- bonanza days of
stranger within its gates paid for what
c o c k ’ h P o r o u s P l a s t e r s , p a in s a n d s tilln e s s
“ I had a little hole in the ground
d e p a rte d lik e m a g ic . \\ lie n 1 am a ffe c te d ho got.
w ith p a in s , e t c ., th e r e s u lt o f a co ld c o n ­ vut there," Governor Oglesby tells his
tr a c te d w h ile in t r a in in g , I a lw a y s use friends, “ and went to see when 1 was
A l l c o o k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r s w ith g o o d re­ going to get dividends. 1 wanted a shave
s u lts . 1 c a n s a fe ly re c o m m e n d th e m to and they sent, me to the only barber
any o n e w h o is a ffe c te d w ith p a in s o r s t i l l ­ Wi the place. It was the toughest shave
n e s s , t h e re s u lt o f a n y k in d o f e x e r c is e .”
I ever got, and I’m blessed if the robber
Mi.ny a prom inent mini ha* tattoo marks on didn't ask 'or four bits when I offered
his hands. T hu s show ing the possession of a b il­ him a quarter. Now, when you’re on the
ity to overcom e youthful folly.
borders of civilization rnebbe two bits
isn’t too much for a shave, but half a
For allaying hoarseness and irritation of dollar when you’ve ju st stood another as­
the throat it is daily proved that “ Hi o n V *
Bronchial Troche* 99 are a mild remedy, yet sessment ou your mining stock is too
much. ( swore and said the next time I'd
very efficacious.
ro somewhere else. But the robber only
The world is full of men who never forget a
aughed and told me to try it on.
promise that is made to them .
“ Sure enough theie wasn’t another
barber in the town. There had been one,
but he had struck a lead and was able to
buy all the tonsorial establishments in
the country. However, pretty soon one
came along. lie didn’t have much to
begin with, but I told him to start up and
I ’d get him some customers. Then I
stood out in front of the other fellow’s
shop and told every man who came along
what a robber’s den it was. Some of
them only laughed, but others went to
my man and saved two bits. The mo­
nopolist tried to raise a row, I wouldn’t
be bluffed, and in less than a week he’d
come down to twenty-five
Tuen
my man put the price ut fifteen cents,
and before I left that was the regular
charge in Leadv¡lie, and you could get a
Copyright, lb90.
shave for less than it cost to t.iko a
W hich w ill you have, drink."—Washington Cor. N ew York
Tribune.
James Mitchell, champion hammer
thrower of America and holder of the
world's record at throwing hammer and
fifty-six-pound weight, says:
“ I have used A l l c o c k ’ h P o r o c s P i . aatki ^
a n d fo u n d th e m w ith o u t a n equal. In th e
I
sickness, suffering and despair,
or health, strength, and spirit ?
Y ou can take your choice.
All chronic diseases and de­
rangements peculiar to women
are permanently cured by Dr.
Pierce’s Favorite Prescription.
It restores the female func­
tions to healthy action.
It
removes the obstructions and
su p p ressio n s w hich cau se
trouble and misery.
F o r pe­
riodical pains, internal inflam­
mation, ulceration and kindred
ailments, it is a positive rem­
edy.
The system is invig­
orated, the blood enriched, di-
gestion improved, melancholy
' cl leu.
and nervousness dispelled
It’s a legitimate medicine, the
only one that’s guaranteed to
give satisfaction in the cure
of all “ female complaints.”
S
E
E
D
S
o f all kinds and in hiiv <|iiuntlty whole
suie mid retail -nt bedrock prices.
E. J. B O W E N ,
OB Fro n t Street, P o rtla n d , Or.
Send for ndulognc
SEEDS
Ti — ted uoim I m <iml rush pliers. Onr entalegue
tells the rest.
F. L. P O S S O N
& SON,
P o rtla n d , O re g o n .
STANDS °n ^ M E R I T
R
I T M A S T I F F C U T PL«q
*
<S m ° k in c ; "TT-xirar
T o r r c c c o o .
pure Virginia plug cut
smoking tolucco that tloes not
bite the tongue, aiul is tree Irom
any foreign mixture. More solid
comfort in one package ot
Mastiff than \ou can oet out ot
a dozen others.
Fucked in
canvas |H>uches.
A
J. B. Pace Tolwcco Co., Richmond, Virginia.
“August
Flower
99
RERUM.
O, T im e aud • ’bang*-. th e) range and rang«
Fro m sunshine round to thunder!
T hey g lan ce and go a*, the great wind» blow
And the best of our dream » drive asunder:
Fur T une and ( hange estra n g e. e * lr a n g e -
And now they have looked and seen us,
O we th a t wen- d ear, we a re a ll too near
W ith itie thiek and the world betw een us.
O, D eath aud Tim«:, they « him e amt ch im e
bik e hells a t sun.iet fulling!
They end the *»*ng, they rig h t th e wrong.
T h ey set the old echoes ra ilin g ;
F o r D eath and T im e bring on th e prim e
Of G od’a owu chosen w eather.
And we lie in the peace o f tho G reat R elea se
As once in th e g ra s* together.
— W . K. Henley in New York C om m ercial Ad
v e r t is e r .___________________ ___
Ttie Effects of Novel Reading.
Tlx* mischief of voracious novel read­
ing is really nurli more like the mischutf
of dram drinking than appears at first
sight. It tends to make all other literary
nourishment intolerable, ju st as dram
drinking tends to make all true food in-
tolerablo, and to supersede f«*od by drink.
The voracious novel reader of today, ns
wo have said, rejects Scott, because Scott’s
novels contain so much good food that it
i.-> not mere story telling. The genuine
novel reader detests what he calls tame
stories, stones in whi di the interest is
Dot exaggerated and piled up ten times as
high as tho interests of ordinary life. He
wants always to be feeling a thrill of ex­
citement running through his nerves, al­
ways to be living in imagination through
the concentrated essence of the perils of a
hundred adventurous lives, instead of
toiling calmly t hrough the ordinary hopes
and fears of one.
No state of mind can be more unwhole­
some, because none is more calculate«! to
divert the energies from the sort of quiet
tasks to which they should bo habitually
applied, and to keep them stretched on
the tenter hooks of expectation, wait ing
for a sort of strain which is never likely
to occur, and if it did occur, would cer­
tainly not find a man's energies any the
better prepared for it for having been
worn out previously with a long series of
imaginary excitements. The habit of
dram drinking, it is said, leads to fatty
degeneration of the heart, i. e., excessive
fattening round tho heart, and weak
action of the heart in consequence.
So, too, the habit of exciting novel
reading leads
to
fatty
degenera-
Vrtm of the literary mind, i. e., to an
unhealthy and spasmodic action of tho
imagination, and a general weakening of
the power of entering thoroughly Into the
solid interests of real life. So far as we
know, the only effectivo cure for this
habit of literary drum drinking—a cure
not always forthcoming—is a moral shock
of some kind which exposes the hollow­
ness of all these unreal interests, and
makes them appear as artificial and melo­
dramatic us they actually are. That,
however, is a cure which is an extremely
Painful on«*, almost cruel in its disillusion­
izing power.—London Spectator.
Tim Diamond Dealer’* Method*.
Jacob Dreicer, the diamond dealer who
made the sensational sale of jewelry to
(Jeorgo Law’s friends, the sloggers, Is a
Saratoga character. lie seems us iioft
and amiable and flexible as a maiden, but
that is merely his way of accomplishing
his business. “ There is more looking at
| diamonds than buying them," he says.
I “ That is true of every place in the world.
If I could charge 5 cents a look from till
; who come here l would soon be rich witli-
| out selling a stone.” As it is, the shrewd
fellow says he is merely paying his rent
i and his fare back to New York. “ It is a
1 queer business," ho says. “ People tldnk
| a man buys diamonds when he has made
! a little extra money. It takes more thau
j that, I tell you.
He buys diamonds only
j when he feels good. It a man feels just
right, diamonds seem ju st the thing to
invest in for himself and his wife. If lie,
j didn’t feel good they might us well be so
many bricks. Suppose a man made a pot
of money, and got up with a headache, or
Tin* C a r« o f D oni<**tic A n im a l* .
| his wife made him cross by refusing him
The family cat is regarded with far
something—ho lias no use for diamonds greater respect in England than America.
then. The littlest thing that crosses a. Every householder in New York, when ho
j man who lias diamonds in his mind will packs off for tho summer. leaves the cat
| drive them out.”
to live in th«* streets. The consequence
He knows another thing, does this is that during the hot weather the cats of
shrewd dealer in luxury.
th«* Empire city cry aloud ami shout; they
He knows enough to sell his goods in wail in unguish to i he earless moon in
the store, and nowhere else. “ The store moans “ most niusienll, most melancholic. ”
j Is my stage, he says. “ There is where I They make* night hideous for eallous
I play and understand my part. If a man hearted man, who ignores their affect ion
I takes diamonds away to bis hotel to show and rejects their companionship. Among
j to his wife I might as well give him up cranks, common l mo to the animal loving
us a customer. She shows them to one crank. He is a I »it weak headed at times,
! lady. The lady is envious. ‘Isn't that a but soft ness of heart is quite compatible
flaw in that one?’ she says. She shows with strongness of mind. Whether the
them to another * Beautiful,’ says that
Baroness Burdett-Coutts was cranky or
lady, ‘hut 1 like ’em clear white, or rosy not ns a connoisseur in husbandry she
or whatever color these don’t have. She shows admirable judgment in the ear« of
shows them to a third lady, and that one animals. And her can* for them when
Bays, ‘They’re splendid, but Mrs. Jones* they reaso from age or malady to be ser
are bigger.’ That settles it, particularly viceuhle lieusis of burden entitles her to
us the husband lms been told by one mail public homage. At Holly Lodge, her
that he saw a finer pair sold for less beautiful suburban home at Iligligate, she
money once.”—Saratoga Cor. New York keeps her worn out horses, donkeys,
Sun.
cattl»\ dogs, cats and other pets in well
tended pastures and stables until they
I* Drat It Preventable?
die. And sin» visits them with the re
Why should men, women and children gularity of u doctor, sparing nothing that
dio of disease at all? Thero is no pro­ can give then* comfort.
Others here and
vision for death in early life except by there do t la* sumo.
accident, ignorance of the laws of health
1 have soon pedigree cattle with famous
and neglect of duty toward onr neigh­ names and records living in luxury t«> a
bor on the part of somebody.
grand old age, und 1 have also seen poor
Why do some die, and some recover? folks’ broken down horses and pets kept
Why should disease be fatal tit all? Fa­ in country quarters at an expense they
tality is connected to some extent with could but ill afford. “ The merciful man
the surroundings in which the patient is merciful to bis beast." What of New
has lived before jlto became atTected, and Yorkers and their cats? If they sneer at
Is living at, the time ut which tliedis
tho hare idea of imitating the exumplo of
ease commences in a given district. If those who have established a home for
there has been a large number of fatal cuts in Loudon, let. them do something
Fuses of intlumniut ion of the lungs, you better For si very small fee the Lon­
may be certain that the air of t hat .d is ­ doner who locks up house t*» go a-holiday
trict is not so pure as it ought to be, and making can have his cat properly cored
the habits id’ t lie inhabitant s are not so for until the family return. T his is com­
prudent as they might be. No limn dies mon humanity and common sense. If the
of inflammation of the lungs in middle wealthy New York houseowner cannot
life, or indeed of any acute di case, be it afford t«> keep his cat all the year round,
what it may, if he lias lived healthily ho should nave it killed rather thau
both ns to habits and character of sur­ cruelly subject it to tin* horrors of New
roundings.
Y«*rk street life.—New York for. Globe-
If a district has a death rate of twenty- Democrat.
four in the 1,000. it is double wlrnt it
l ‘c«»i»l«* «>1 \**w llriiiiN H -irk .
ought to be. The half of the deaths
which take place might have been pre­
They arc* a splendid people li«*ro. There
vented if the people would obey the laws is a certain dignity about every one of
of Itcnllh, keep their houses and their them far mor«* striking than with uuy
persons clean, dispose of their excreta in English in Fin land And what is b«*tter.
a proper way, and bo temperate in their they are truly kind hearted and polito. I
habits of living, and at the same time do used to know, a quarter of a eentury ago,
their duty to their neighbor by avoiding some of those grumi old Hudson Bay com­
the sophist lent ion of articles of diet, or pany's factors; mid tine fellows th« y were
the mischief of ndultcrntKm.- l>r. Alfred*
-bruv«\ cultured, ctiivalrous, gentle and
Carpi'll ter.
goo«l, hut with n roaring sort of way with
them that suggested the entrancing Man-
H ow ID* lx*|»re*s«*«l I t .
In a thriving village of Oxford county ilobati Indian summer with h lurking,
howling blizzard element beneath. These
are |*»ople who still enjoy relating a little are like them ( limato has had to do
incident illustrative of the confusion with i t . true culture of brain and brawn,
likely to fall upon tin* stranger to our more. They are m ar enough to the states
language who uses synom ms indiscrimi­ to 1*0 emulative; far enough from Eng
nately. The pastor of tin* leading church laud to abhor incivility.
T'iu\\ -ami all New Brunswick folk—
hud made arrangements t<» exchange
with a good Ocrnian brother of the same are l«*.-s pretentious than we. more toler­
ant thau others of their nationality. In
denomination. Having himself been a ull that makes sociologie distinction,
witness to some ludicrous mistakes of these people are immeasurably better
that worthy, the minister was not with­ than Englishmen, and infinitely le s s tho
out a feeling of uneasiness.
time servers and snobs than some Ameri­
The German having arrived <n the vil­ cans l should say they had got further
lage Saturday was courteously invited awnv from the Eng lumi we profess to
to a pleasant gathering near the parson comi pimi tl'iui many i f us wlioso rbvck,
age. The elite of the town were pres­ should lUiuo for our rorkuoy upiu^s. that
tiny «oro, iu inodorili ion. lovcl lioml.'d
ent. All went well with our German ill's s, .-loan oultiuv. mid in the fprod I", i
friend until lie was introduced to the from for. risk timid: i us and ranitios. fur
l>eautiful Miss Howard, whoso match in ndvanoo of most of our oonmuinitit's;
less complexion was the pride of the vil­ timi tho\ possoss.ul tho is-st of «.id
lage. Feeling that such lieautv deserved W orld . ipoisp atul conservatism, ami «'f
some recognition, and wishing to com New \YorM v irilils. ami that it’ hv
pliment the beautiful stranger, the Ger­ « hr I forti ,ue «*f diplomacy or war their
mild become our country, we
man exclaimed with his in 'anting ad would M .ire a tine bit of possession
miration, “ Why, fruulcm, what a beau aud a* tul liruble a class of ptwple as ar©
tiful hide von have!" Lewiston Journal in»w within «»nr farthest boundaries.—
Kvigar L. vVakenmn’s Letter.
Mr. Lorenzo F. Sleeper is very
well known to the citizens of Apple-
ton, Me., ami neighborhood. He
says: “ Eight years ago I was taken
" sick, ami suffered as no one but a
*' dyspeptic can. 1 then began t.ilc-
“ ing August Flower. At that time
" I was a great sufferer. Every-
" thing I ate distressed me so that I
"h a d to throw it up. Then in a
" few moments that horrid distress
" would come ou and I would have
" to eat and sutler
F o r th a t
"again.
I took a
C m iim * o f
.
„
..
" little o f your med-
It is very cvident tli.it corpulency i*
M orrld
.. jciue an,j ftfu much duo to solito |*vuli.»rity witliin thesys
S to m a c h
"b etter, and a f t e r tetti wliich favors thè inciv i>e and stor
"taking ;» little more ago of f.it. but ilio avtual cause i- y. t lo
F e e lin g .
•• Augu st Flower tm l*o determined. Physicians wlio bave
" Dyspepsia disap- I kmmi corpulent. and t bore foro bave li id
"peared, and since that time I th© most favorablo opportunitios L r
" nave never had the first sign of it. studv and exporiment. ha>e all re.iched
tho suino conclusi»*n* namoly, tbat cor
" l e a n eat anything without the potancy indicato* a degreo of ili In ibii
"le a st fear of distress. I wish all —noi of oxcellont li» alili, as muny ¡»»v*
" th a t are afflicted with thn* terrible pio suppone. Thov also hold that uno
"disease or the troubles caused by and very potenti al cause of tho abin»r
" it would try August Flower, as 1 mal atcrugoof fat is thè l.u k of fune
" am satisfied there is no medicine ttonai activity iti certain Import ahi or
"e q u a l to it ."
M gaits of the body, and particular!
HAY FEVER
& ASTHMA
LACRYMÆ
.% N on -T i an**í«-ri%t*L' H a ilr«»n«l T ic k e t*
A younjf rad road man «»f Atlanta hoe
«viv.o to the front with an invention (m
the way «>f a ti. ke* that will briiqj Ir.m
fame and an enviable bank account
it
is simply this Th© purchaser «M an iron*
elad tu*!vi t is r.i»t to he required to write
his nume « r make any f«*rmal d«v*laration
as to his intention in regard t»»th© ti«*k«*t.
Nothing »'f th«* kind The agent who
sclU th c low rate round trip point* his
little «'amera «t yon while he gives y«»u
your change. It r«\ «»rds the image o f the
purchaser in an instant. The agent pulls
out the slide, rubs his chemical sponge
over tho sensitized paper an d -th ere v«<u
are. In the upper left baud corner «»f the
ticket he past.s that picture, puts it ia
under a stamp teal embosses the edges,
!>f '
ro n .rn u il ill flifin « til«'
in other words, when the aud unless you can Mud somebody that
CURED 10 STAY CURIO proti urta.
Wr want the name and ad* system is choked up with wa^te le** fat i«H«ks enouju UU«* you to risk the chance
dressof evrrv »aflrrrr in the is consumed therein, and its accumula­ of a return » n yvur image the ticket will
c a r r y th e « rigiual p u r c h a s e r a n d Uobod/
tion is favored. Boston Herald.
•Go Atlanta Coa slit utlou.
The Hlttii«*- f«*r Dirty M reels.
A walk in th e principal streets and
avenues from 7 to 9 o’clock in the morn­
ing will convince the observer that,
whatever the shortcomings of the street
cleaning department, storekeepers and
housekeepers are primarily and incident­
ally responsible for «lirty streets by
allowing their employes to sweep into
the streets th** dust of their houses or
stores, and the dirt and refuse found
Upon the sidewalk.
If the walk is extended to the tenement
house districts at any hour of the day it
will be uoticed that it is quite the custom
to throw ashes and garbage into the
Streets, and to «allow these materials to
escape into the street or upon the side­
walk from insufficient, improper or over­
flowing receptacles. It will also be no­
ticed that soon after a street has iieen
cleaned it is again defiled by the refuse
and garbage from the neighboring build­
ings, and that the carts which transport
street dirt, ashes and garbage, sand foi
new buildings, earth from cellar excava­
tions and the «lust and dirt from build­
ings torn down, scatter some part of their
contents into the street as they proceed
to their destination.
A student of the problem of street
cleaning has only to make the above ob­
servations to learn tin* primary cause of
dirty streets in New York, and that
without a thorough reform in this par­
ticular relief is well nigh hopeless. This
simple solution of the problem is only
the application to the streets of the fa­
miliar rules which govern every well
regulated 'household. Can a house be
clean if the members of the family
throw waste paper and* other refuse on
the floors, and ignore the waste basket
and the cuspidore; and how many times
a day must the floors of the house lie
swept if such a practice is tolerated?—
General Emmons Clark in Popular Sci­
ence Monthly.
.SmutI F o r tu n e * lo r F lo w e r * .
W HAT
1*
V O IR
D k i A f r .N f c * *
01*1 N I O N ?
I l l s W a lk .
»*.»:
C IR C I»
Should any on«- ask your opinion about By local applications, as they canuot reach the
disease«! portion of the ear. Then- i-* <*i i> one
the IIDtogeuetic. system of medicine, just way to cu re deafness, amt that is b> r«m»tit'i-
answer boldly that ¡t is wo good. Should tioiial rem edies. Deafness is eau-«;«l by an in
fiained con dition of the mn«*«»us lin ing "t the
he ask you the reason why it is no good, Eu stach ian Tube. When this tube
in!lain«-«l
tell him - just because. I f this answer does vou have a rum bling **«»uu«l «»r iinperiect hear­
ing, Mini when it i> en tirely el«»se«l. Deafness i*-
not confound him by its profundity and be th e result, and unless the infiam m atim i « an l»e
-till persist*, tell him that it is a new-fan­ taken out amt th i* tub«* r«-st<>re«l t«» its norma!
co n d ition , hearing w ill be «h-stroy«**! forever;
gled idea. This w ill probably prove effect­ nine «-ases out o f ten are cause«! by catarrh ,
ive, as it bankrupted the first iron plow es­ which is nothing but an infialine«! co n d ition ot
the m ucous surfaces.
tablishment. Should you fail ill that, too,
We w ill give One Riunire«! Dollars f**. any case j
don’t give up, but insist with the powerful of Deafness (cause*l by ca ta rrh ) that we cannot |
«•lire by takin g H all’s C m larri i Cm e. Semi fori
argument that your grandmother never circu la rs, free.
K. J . CHUNKY A c o .,
Toltalo, O.
heard of it; that you can’t see how mer-
Sohl by druggists; 7> cents.
cury, arsenic, strychnine, etc., can be im­
proved upon, and that the ol«i schools of
A selfish m an’s heart is in* bigger than his «••
medicine must nec«*ssarily have exhausted
all the stock of wisdom, ami that therecaii- fin ju st room enough for him self.
not po.-siblv he anything left to learn. And
M I L I .IO N S O F M O N E Y .
if all yi
’ * arguments .....................
your powerful
have failed
I t«> com ince him ot the reasonableness of
Then* is m illion s o f money in ami around New
j your position you have still one Parthian Y o rk City seeking in v estm ent. If you have a
shot tell him that you are simply aston­ farm , ran ch, m ine, we can probably sell it for
ished; that you thought him an intelligent you. If you have u m ercan tile business f«*r sale,
<»r if you want a partner with cap ital f<*r any
man !
And still there are men and women, too leg itim a te business, we «-an help you. Address
upon whom such arguments have no ef­ J . A. i’ KARCK A CO., 231! Broadw ay, New York.
fect, but they are thinking people who are
willing to investigate before they form an
M erchant H otel , Third and I) streets,
opinion.
Portland, Or. First-class accommodations.
Rates,
$1 to $1.50 per day. Jacob Hass, prop.
M o j a v e , Kern County, Cal.
D r . ./. K a ije n e .I o n i a n . S ea t t le , W a *h .— B ea k
Use E u a m elin e Stove P o lish ; no dust, no sm ell.
S i u: I am glad to tell you that my wife
still continues to improve. Looks like a
T r y G er m u a fo r b r e a k f a s t.
different person. Skin clearing up; eyes
look brighter, and is feeling better gener­
ally : no pain in stomach, and has good ap­
petite. \Yc feel glad tbat we have found
some one who can do her good, aud you
will have other patients from this section.
Very respectfully,
J o seph R ow an .
Dr. Jordan’s office is at the residence of
; ex- Mayor Yesler, Third and James,
j Consultations and prescriptions absolute­
ly f r e e .
Send for free book explaining the Histo-
I genetic system.
(.’ a c t i o n . — The Histog« netic Medicines
are sold in but one agency in each town.
I The label around the bottle bears the fol­
lowing inscription: “ Dr. J . Eugene Jo r­
dan, Histogenetic Medicine.” Every other
device is a fraud.
A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder.
Superior to every other known.
Used in Millions of Homes—
40 Years the Standard.
C O S T
IS
O X U
E N J O Y S
Both the method and J e s u i t s when
Syrup o f Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the t a s t e , aud lets
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­
tem effectually, dispels colds, head­
aches and fevers and cures habita.*'
constipation permanently. For sale
in 50c and $1 bottles by all druggists.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
8*N FRA MCI SCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KV.
MEW YORK. M.V.
C E N D R O N
S A F E T Y
BICYCLE
KOB LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
H andsom est Wheel in the m arket. Strictly Hiidi
Grade iu every p articu lar. <‘ushioii Tin*>. Tan
gen t SjM>kes, from
to i# I 1 5 * Sen«! for Illu s
träte«! C a ta lo g n e,fr e e .
KELLOGG
S l
H ead in « 5
t h e rai
A d vertí
PRESH Y l‘K
ieeom l am i f«j
v. M. Sabbat I
Pacific Coast Agts., 1'« First -st.. San Fraacisc«), Cal.
“ THE SPECIFIC Â NO.
( ’urosall unnatural dfschargcsof m o.
no m atter of how long standing. Pre
vents strictur«*, it being a . interim
YOUNG
M EN !
T H E
Q E S T R E M E O Y
I
lif donivby
I prescr.beltan d feel salt
FOR T H E PROMPT, SU RE
vl«*e fiiHt and
CURE
OF
S mm :
« A P O L IO .”
Buy Hour Owu Goods if four Dealer Does Not Garry Them
P A R R ! CARTS ADD ROAD WAGONS,
ADVANCE THRESHERS,
Carts, SIS Up.
Wagons, SSO Up
L l WBI6IT , F n t if M v ris ii S t m t POBTUNB. 8i
S
ao
ST. J ACOBS OIL
HAS NO EQUAL.
in the room s o
I. O. O. K
Y. \Y r .T .
S a tu r d a j i n e
AMERICAN PLAN.
(Mir i>lnu of doing h iib iu o s i* to soil everyl»o«ly
on th e sam e baxin: if one person buy- rarloa«!*
and an oth er single item s, of conrse, the large
buyer saves in th e e o s to f h an dlin g, Imt we m ake
the sam e per cen t, of profit as on tin* one who
spends a sin gle d o llar with us. lhith are o n r
friends and etjn aliy w elrom e.
Why shouhl sm all buyers be < harge«i m ore
than organizations, asso«‘iati<ms. co m bin ation s
and aggregations «if cap ital excep t as lo «juan-
YOUR
FRIENDS
IT.
i Persons interested, a«l-
Jd i’eps for full and free iu-
p form ation
TheosopM cal Society,
Room
No. l'»01 M arket
street, San Franeise«», Cal.
G . A . It.
S<
day ev e n in g h
W . O. T. U.
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Tr«*a«mrer .
Street Commi*'
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F irst Ward
Becotnl Ward
T hird Ward ....
IS
EAST
Solitilo
J . M c C R A K E N & CO.,
—D E A L E R S I N -
Roche Harbor Lime. Portland Cement, Gol­
den Gate and Utah Piaster. Hair. Fire Brick
and Fire Clay. LAND PLASTER
6 0 N o r th F r o n t S t r e e t , L o r . D ,
PO RTLA N D , OR.
S T E I N W A Y , (¡abler and Pease Pianos
Meaning the B e s t P i an «» M a d e , au«i the favorite
•heaper Pianos; all Musical IruLruments; Bands .Sup­
plied; lai
stock of Sheet Music.
ost S tre
et; M a t i t t h
!06 and 208 P
Poet
treet;
h i ia s G r a y O o . Call
an«l see our new rooms and nvw st.ock
ST.
H E L E N ’S
P o rtla n d ,
HALL,
T rain s leave i
LKAVK (for)
* 7 :0 0 p M
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rl* ;
F o iin < le « l 1 S B D ; t h e L i g h t ! » e v . B .
\\ i s t a r M o n i « , «>. I * ., L e c t o r .
Thorough in s tru c tio n ; u larg e am i caiei'u il y se ­
lected corp s ot tc a c iie r s ; stu d ents prepur«*«! for c o l­
le g e ; new aud elegunt building in th e m ost e«»m-
m anding am i b eau tifu l part o f tlit* c ity . F o r c a t a ­
logues address the M IS S K S K* »DN E \ .
f.YOO p. M. All»
a . > 1 . « 'or
11:40 p. M. McJ
D in in g
IT L L M A P
T o il
For ftifom m iiilt
ait
Portland. Oregon. A. P. Armstrong, Prim
branch School: C a p it a l B i s . C oi . l f «* k . Salem, Oregon.
Same courses o f study, same rates of tuition.
B ii si ness. S h o rt li a ml,
T y p e w ritin g , J'em m t ns n ip , a u d E n g lis h D e p a r tm e n ts
S i r i n session throughout the year. Student* adm it­
ted at any time. Catalogue from either school, free.
B IS H O P SC O T T A CA D EM Y.
F « iu m 1 c « l 1 8 7 0 .
A ca tle m ic , P iv p arato ry and P rim a ry
D e p a rtm e n ts. F iv e regu lar «-ourses. in ­
clu d in g tin* e o in m e iv iai in th e A«-a*l«*mic
D «*partm ent. D iscip lin e not lia rsh , b u t
stric t N o bad boys ad m itted . lt«*f«*r w ith
c«mfi<teii<j<‘ to p atron s and pupils tlirough-
out th e N ortiiw est Coast. 21 tea«'h**rs. 2.T4
cad e ts, 17 gra«luat«*s last ye ar, i-'ourteenth
y e a r und«*r present m an agem en t w ill tie-
gin S ep t. l.*>, Istil. F o r catalog u e aud oth e r
• inform ation address .1. W . H IM .. M. I).,
P r in c ip a l, P. O. Draw«*r 17. P ortland , Or.
B
some friends the other ri 1 sfli t . narrated an
incident of Isis practice in which Daniel
Ä
*
‘
Drew, then a "kinif of Wall slreet,"
tivtured. Mr. Drew had been sued by
persons who had lieen let out at t lie small
end of the horn hv him in a stock trans­
action. The ruijired financier was indig­
nant and vicious when he sought the
aforesai 1 lawyer and risinested him to
take the case. The amount for which
the plaintiff* sued was about
iHH),
ami Drew said that he wanted the case
brought into court so that he mi^ht
"show up them fellers."
The lawyer made a careful investiga­
" ¿ l i l Alii" Crk*d the house-
" Oh ! Oh ! " Cried the D IR T,
tion of the facts and fi'iitnl that hisclieut
rife,
"
The
Secret
I
know,
no
1
1
A
t length I must go, I oannot
had scarcely a leg to sta id on in court.
He was anxious to win the cast1, how­ D IP T can resist
withstand
ever, an<i determined to see what in­
»
genuity and an exhaustive knowledge of
legal t vhniealities would accomplish.
i*ircumstainvs favonsl him. a id through
carelessness on the other side hi1 sllif»ssi-
ed m non ssiiting the plaintiffs. Elated
with this result lie called on Mr. Drew
and triumphantly announced that vic­
tory was theirs.
B e a t a n d C h e a p e s t In t h e W o r l d .
"Hut I haven't had a chance to tes­ T H E B E S T IN A M E R I C A
tify." said the old sptvulator peevishly.
"That was not necessary. W e have
won the cast* without a tria l."
"T he deuce y<'U have!" exi laiuie.l Mr
Drew angrily. "W e ll, you ire a fine
lawyer to look after the interests of your
clients I wouldn't give a dollar a bunch
for sui h lawyers as you are."
"You don't stem to nnderst ill 1 Mr
Drew." explained the lawyer.
"W e
have won the suit and yon are fdo.'HK)
Cbtmict
ahead, to say nothing of th** cost..
cal P.re Rnglnee an«l K iU n g n lfh era, F ire H.«ee and Dene irtment Mirrile», Fteam ÎÆ nn&n
r. Purape **f a ll kinds. Bra»» «« xm I», Pipe and F ittin g». H
*____________
.Jan
co ck ImtpimtorB» M ir ila
ne Wort
"Thunder an*l lightning, man! fum.-d Machinery
Belting an i«l Hi'Ae. W renches, Lu bricating Olla. ch u rch . fH hool and Farm Belle.
E n g in e ? an>1 Bollera
Bv
the brust I lie Daniel, "w hat do I eac*? B _ ii iackm nith w D
tv».,.------
rill* and
j F
F« o rg o , Bugglca. srarrlea, Soring and Kipreae W ag,• : the iargeat aae
alsmt tbs
1 wanted to get on el C aru in Portland. Daalarm. wriae »or prloaa. f o r furth er laffnn&aUou call on or tod irrm
the witness stand and tell what I th* igi.t
i»f 11:*‘ui W le rs."— New Y*>rk tunes.
I
Hint H i*. M.
o 'c lo c k .
Y . M. r . A.
day ev en ing ,
to atten d.
T r a d T ^ B V lI .f t l
P R IC E 8I.OO.
r o o k l y n n o n i . luwh s ;,w t Mon*
" i w e p í w h e n 1 w a « s b o m . ^ n d e v e r y d a y
’ s h o w s w h y s ^ id '
S«bl»alli scimi
H tP T iS T <1
th e m onth at
Sprains, Bruises, Hurts,
•C U. e. A . 3 B 7 J. 8T0NER. M 0 .D ecatuh .I u
| S o ld b y l l r n g g iiit .
S A M E . -51
10 a. ni.; Mccoi
Cuts, W o u n d s , Backnche,
R H E U M A TIS M ,
T he E v A*8C h EMI£*1_C ii I 11 re co m m e n d in g It to
^ nwr\NNAT 1. 0 ^ H R R S
su fferers.
T H E
K V A N G EL
A UK IN S K I'A E A III.E .
rem eilv. « ur**s when e v e ry th in g els«
has failed. P r i c « * .ç 3 .0 0 . C ircu lan»!
ap plication, bold by Druggists o r sent
ou ree ipt o f price by T h e A . Schoen
licit M edicine Co , S an J o s e , «'al.
I B!cr O ls th e a c k n o w le u g e o
le a d in g rem ed y fo r a ll the
n a tu ra l d is c h a rg e s and
^M_’nresin , u p n r iv
a te d ise a se s df m en. A
- r i To 5 DA YS. _
t a in c u re fo r t h e debill*
fUuarmnteed *>"* 10 \ 1 I t c a e t r in
g w e a k n e s s peculiar
«•use Strioiurc.
to w om en.
EH I EN D S
d a y at II a . n
a. m
" a l» l»ul
M u n i ld> m e t­
ili < « e li m o lili
S a tu rd a y am i
g ii*r a m i Novi
Pains and Aches
HALL,
P
An A n g ry C lie n t.
Profesional
FAVOR
E
A lawyer of some oiuineim* in thi*
rity. while eiijoyiti 4 a xocial hour with
One Column
H alf Coitimi
Ami those who look out for your in terests in
sm all or great m atters, and you w ill profit by it.
Ask for our list of lO.OUM arti«*les at wholesale
prices (fr«’«*). SMITH’S CASH STORE. 4 16 -4 18
Front Street. San Francisco, Cal.
We have professors who oflft-r to read
gomery k Sansome, S. F ; conducted '-u both th
our characters by our hand writ ini', *>y
Euiopean and American plan. I his Hotel is unde
the management of Charles Montgomery aud is th
the lines on our faces, our expressions,
best Family and Business Men’s Hotel in San Frat
I Delicious Cake and I’astry, Light Flaky
our voices und what not. It is a little
cisco. Home comforts, cuisine unexpelled, first-cla.-
Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable
service, highest standard of respectability guarantee«’
absurd, considering what dissemblers
Board and room per day, i t .*25 to ¿2.00; single room, 5
and Wholesome.
cents to $1.00 per night. Free coach to aud from th
nature lias put it in our power to bo.
No other baking powder does such work*
You can tell much more about a man
from his walk To liegin with, al ter suf­
ficient practice, you may determine Ills
profession—which is more than tlioca-
ligraphy interpreters dare pretend to,
and afterward you may make a fair esti­
mate of the nature of the mini.
I have read a tale iu which, somewhat
wickedly, a bishop was introduced into
an establishment of Turkish baths,
whence his episcopal clothes were pur-
loinesi by another bather, who left a
AFTFR 20 YEARS.
plebeian suit of loud check for his lord-
TH E HARTM AN P A TE N T S T E E L P IC K E T FENCE
ship. The bishop made a great outcry, Costs no nnrr»* th an an «»rdinarv c lu m sy \ v « m *«I p icket affa ir tb a t o b stn u d s tin* vi«*\\ and will r«»t <>r tal!
apart in a short tim«*. T h e ** lia r tm a n " F«*nce is a rtis tic in design, p ro tects tin* m-minds w ithoiit « «•>•
but he could not convince the proprietor oo:i!inu them and is pnu-tieallv kv k k i « s t i n o . 1 1 .l.l'S T B A T E .I) C A TA 1.0««l K M I I ¡1 l’ U lCKs* A N D
of the baths that he was really the bishop T E S T IM O N IA L S M A IL E D F R E E .
H A R T M A N M F C . C O .,
Beaver Falls, Pa.
and not the other man. It was a heart­
[A lw a y s m ention th is pa|K>r in w riting. |
rending situation for the bishop, and
eventually lie had to retire in the suit of
ISO 'S R E M E D Y KOK CA TA KKH .—fi<st. Easi­
plelx-ian check, much humiliated.
est to use. Cheapest. Relief is immediate. A-
Now if only the bath proprietor had
cure is certain. For Cold in the Head it has no equal.
been a man of talent, lie might in a
moment have seen that the bishop was
worthy o fíietter fortune* than the check
suit implied. lie should have asked him
to walk unaffectedly once np and down
It is an Ointment, of which s small p a r t ic le is a p p lie d
Ins largest room. An episcopal walk is
to the nostrils. Price ftOc. Sold by dru^^ists or s e n t by
no ordinary one. It would have declared
mail.
Address:
E. T . H a z k i . t i n e . Warren, Pa.
him at once All the Year Round.
HP T H E
4 II»
BASE BALL,
tity?
After a man passes forty the greatest hero in
th«* world to him is th e man who becam e fam ous
after fifty.
The most expensive dinner decoration
I ever had charge of was on the occasion
R U P T l 'R K A N D F I L E S C U R E D .
of a banquet given to General Cutting,
We positively cu re rupture and a ll rectal dis
...
.
. or . jfe--------
---- ------
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at Delmonico’s. The whole outlay f«»r owes without
pain
detention •
from
business.
flowers alone was $3,000. Hut even this \To cure, no pav; and no pay u n til cured. Ad-
iress for pam phlet Drs. Porterfield & Losey, 838
does not approach the lavish extrava­ Market street. 8au Fran cisco.
gance of the Roman Emperor Nero,
S I 'R E C U R E F O R P I L E S .
who gave a feast where $100,000 was
Sure cure for b liu a , biefCbug and itch in g Piles.
spent in roses alone.
box has cured th e worst cases o f ten years’
For a dinner of twelve people it is an One
standing. No one need suffe» ten m in utes after
ordinary thing to spend from $o0 to using K irk ’s Germ an P ile O intm ent. It absorbs
allays the itch in g , acts as a poultice,
$500 upon flowers. For a banquet $1,000 tumors,
.fives relief. I)r. K irk ’s Germ an P ile O intm ent
to $3,000 is usually laid out. Hut these is prepared only for Pikes and itch in g o f the
parts, aud n oth in g else. Every box is
latter outlays are seldom made, because private
warranted
of the infrequency of large dinners.
Sold by Druggists and sen t by m ail on receipt
One hundred and fifty dollars is an ex­ >f price, $1.00 per box. J . J . M ack & Co., W hole­
sale Asrenta. S ah F ran cisco.
penditure of every day occurrence. In
the large cities like New York it is a
common thing for wealthy people to
spend from $100 to $500 a week in flow­
ers, exclusively for home use. Where
do they put all these flowers, you ask?
You are wrong if you think there is a
large quantity of flowers. Whenever 1
have been asked to decorate a house or
furnish flowers for daily use I have se­
lected quality rather than quantity.
Among wealthy people, the choicest
flowers for the dinner table are orchids.
These flowers exhibit «a remarkable vari­
ation; in fact, it is difficult in some species
to find two flowers exactly alike in size
and color. A boutonniere for the gen­
tlemen should be made of a “ Philauop-
sis,” and about three “Catalyas” tied
with a cluster of narrow ribbons to
match, for the ladies This is the most
beautiful manner of table decoration, if
well arranged and properly carried out.
Hut it is also the most expensive.—C. F.
Klunderin Ladies' Home Journal.
Yon Cun T o ll u »l.iii fro m
C A N 'T
r'aber’s Colder? F em aie P ills.
For F e m a le Irregu lar
I t ie s ; u o th in g lik e tliera
o n tire m ark et. Never
f a i l . Su«*«*essiu !lr use«!
b y p ro m in en t ladies
m onthly. Guarantee«!
to relieve s ip i»resse«!
m en struation.
i
SURE! SAFE! CERTAIN!
t
Through tick
th rongli t <*ketî
M ate*, C anada i
lowest rate* froi
All above trai
Central .-ration,
N A H K O \V <
P o r t l a n d an« l
Passenger «leji
♦7fi» A. M.
n -j i » p.
*«:40 \. M
•Dalle, t Dui 1
Ferries coirne
and M ilw aukie.
K. P. ROGERS
BEAI
Only $37.50. Or
for Latest Illus
l> M lel » . Ur.
55"> 8 “
Don’t b e hnmbugge«!.
S a v e T im e,
H ealth,
a n d money ¡take u«»otli-
>
S en t to any a< id re ss,
secu re by m ail on ro*
\ c c ip t of p rice, 12.00.
A ad res*,
m .
11 :•).'» P. >1
fo:lfi P. M
fb::tO p. M.
fH:35 p. m
t J j'H t !
iif î;b i
IM F SPHRO SEDICINE COSPSNY,
/Vestern Branch, flux ¿7» ¿'GitTLAND, OR*
ffcffd by WisnoNi I » rito fío.. Portland Or
FRAZER AXLE
GREASE
Best in the World!
Get the Genuine!
Sold Everywhere!
O h l Avoid and Silver Bought; 9eu«i your old Gold
*nd Silver by mail t< the old aud reliable house «»f A.
Coleman, 41 Third mtreet. San Francisco; I «rill .•»end by
return mail the cash, accenting to as,-«ay; if the amount
i* not satisfactory, will return gold.
m
moa
<•»' |X7 8 u
& H \\\
ÌU
*
HUNTERS EQUIPMENTS *
F is h in g T a c k le . E t *. G re a t V a rie ty .
1
CO
» 5
mm
L o w price-».
O ld 0 ” ns taken in «rado. Send for Catalogue. G K O .
\\ . NHRK1 K , .125 K e a rn y S t. , 8a i Francisco
T It K
o n i : a t j : Ft t
"*• F i P f t A C f i i r l . c n l i r e H i t t e r .
A-»k yenr dealer for it, or send for Free Circular t »
1'etalnma Inoibnfor Co., p
O R EG O N
S T A T E
O tt
r-\
FAIR
COMMENCES SEPTEMBER 14. 1891
Near ?
More and iarg«*r premintn* olfeitd
! nets, fru its, flower», m inerals. meehaui« *, works
‘f art and fanev \\ .rk
•
day. The P a v iJ -n, lig hted i
l»e open four nights am i a t»¡ *ml m i,re rt each
night. Kediued rat« ** on ail tra
'♦•ml t«» .1 T «.UK«»«.. >», r4*i«r y. I -•nltiioi. for a
premium list.
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JO H N S TO N
A.
LAW RENCE,
-tt'H o i M i l V v v !. H ►
. T v . >
Plumber»' and Engineer»' Suppi'es. M~"d
and S!eam Pump». Iron Pipe. Rums.
Covarinq Lubricators W .trr Motors * » » »
and Ventilator*. Cash Registers. Etc.
W rite for prt,-»«.
232 FIRST ST.. PORTLAND. C>R-
TkffAowema ban
FOR MEN ONLY!
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