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S P U E A D IN G
F O R I .K A O I K S A B O U N D [
T h e marshy, o verflow ed lands, sunken lots and
half-subm erged riv er banks, w h ich g iv e them
birth, the seeds o f m alaria Im pregnate the air.
and are in haled at eve ry breath by thousand»
u np rovided w ith any adequate safeguard against
the baneful influence. Y e t such e x is t— potent
a lik e to rem edy or to prevent, pure in its con
stituents, and the professio n a lly recognized sub
stitute fc the hateful drug, q u in in e. Its name
is H oatetier’ s Stomach Hitters, a fa m ily specific
and safeguard, forem ost not on ly as an antidote
to m alaria, bnt also as a means o f perm anently
re m o vin g dyspepsia aud re lie v in g constipation,
liv e r com plain t, rheum atism , k idn ey and bla d ­
der ailm en ts and nervousness. A m o n g in vigo r-
ants it takes the first place, ami is also a superb
appetizer. Use it system atically.
M ARGERY.
When from th<* dewy pastures of the nfrht.
Like early waking fl«*cks, the stars arise,
Aud vanish, one by one. In bright’ning skid,
A h forth they pasture toward tit.* r-*sy light.
Oh, theo I love to walk, aud think of thee.
Sweet Margery!
Had I the liquid tongues of soaring larks.
Or e’en a thrush's soft and ho her flute,
I'd join tin: birds tltat Plm-bus bright salute.
And hymn my love, who at her lattice harks.
She is the sun that brightest shines, to me—
My Margery!
Oh. when shall tirnid tongue of mine make bold
To plead the love that sweeten» every 1 bought!
So sure am I she doth disdain me not,
“ D id you sit in th e stalls at th e opera?” “ No,
i 'Tis (Missing strange m y pa ion ne’er was told,
I was w ay upstairs in the ope fe t t le .”
j Yet I am dumb when the rare face I see
Thoae w h o uae D o b b in »’ Electric Soap
Of Margery,
each w eek ( anti th e ir name, is legion ) wave
This
day,
if
courage
fail not, I will go.
their clothe» and strength, and let the
And at her feet my heart's hhafiou |>our,
soap do the work. D id you ever try it l
Theu with fast kisses stop the rosy door.
I f not, do ho next M on day sure, A » k your
Until she doth despair to say me no.
grocer for it.
Thei shall she blush, consent and ever be
My Margery!
T o a landsman It w ou ld seem that a cutter
should be at hom e In a ch op p in g sea.
—IIar|sir’s W eekly.
T r u e M e r it .— 1
“ Brown's
B ro n c h ia l Troches" are everyw here popu­
la r a » a cure for throat d i»e a »e » and
cough», and this popularity i» baaed upon
real merit. Sold on ly in boxes.
A
n
A r t ic l e
of
A d ro w n in g m an w ill grasp st straws. Ho w ill
a thirsty m an, i f there Is a m in t ju le p in sight.
H O W ’S T H I 8 ?
W e o ffer O ne H undred D ollars’ R ew a rd for any
case o f Catarrh that cannot be cured by taking
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. C H K N E Y A CO.,
Props., Toledo, O.
W e, the u n d eisign ed, h ave kn ow n F. J. Cheney
fo r the last 15 years, aud b elie ve h im p erfectly
honorable in a ll business transactions and flnan
d a ily able to carry out auv o b liga tion m ade by
th e ir firm .
W EST A T R U A X ,
W holesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
W A L D 1 N O , K lN N A N A M A R V IN ,
W holesale Druggists, Toled o , O.
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure is taken in tern ally, acting
d ire c tly upon the blood aud mucous surfaces o f
the system. Price, 75 cents per bottle. Sold by
a ll druggists.____________ _____________
it takes two to make u bargain, aud frequently
a third party must come in and pay the bills.
KI.EC/TKO-HU ItG K H Y
IN
OF W OM EN.
D IS E A S E S
For many years past t lie knife lias bad
an almost undisputed sway in these dis­
eases, especially those of a more serious
nature. removaVof the organs tieing often
the only tiling that would cure the suf
ferer, hut at the cost of the lovs of her
sex. Of late years, however, in Germany
and France the progress of electricity
lias changed all this
In these countries
uterine polypi are removed by means of
the galvann-caustic battery without the
loss of a single drop of blood. Uterine
fibroid tumors, which formerly necessi­
tated one of the most dangerous and
bloody cutting operations, are operated
upon by means of the electrolytic bat­
tery, a treatment which instantly stops
the bleeding from them, and will dis­
solve and bring to absorption tumors
weighing twenty pounds and more with­
out causing any loss of blood. Cancers
of the womb are removed in either way.
DOCTOR TO EL,
Now located ¡ n the Washington building,
P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n , is the only sur­
geon in the Northwest who operates by
electricity, and has studied it during a
four years’ stay in Europe. He bus in
many cases removed such tuuors, pol­
ypi and cancers without loss of blood,
where others advised dangerous cutting
operations, lint also in the less danger­
ous diseases, as inflammations, ulcers,
wrong positions, etc., electricity is of
grout value, ulcers often being cured bv
one bloodless operation that under the
old treatment would take weeks or
months to heal. Thus dangerous cutting
operations are replaced by electric ope­
rations that in experienced hands, hut
only in those, are perfectly harmless.
Takes iooo people to buy
Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy,
at 50 cents a bottle, to make
up S500.
One failure to cure would
take the profit from 4000
sales.
Its makers profess to cure
“ cold in the head,” and even
chronic catarrh, and if they
fail they pay S500 for their
over-confidence,—
Not in newspaper words
but in hard cash / Think of
what confidence it takes to
put that in the papers— and
mean it.
Its makers believe in the
Remedy.
Isn’t it worth a
trial ?
Isn’t any trial prefer­
able to catarrh ?
After all, the mild agencies
are the best.
Perhaps they
work more slowly, hut they
work surely.
Dr. Pierce’s
Pleasant Pellets are an active
agency hut quiet and mild.
T hey’re sugar-coated, easy to
take, never shock nor derange
the system and half their pow­
er is in the mild way in which
their work is done.
Small­
est, cheapest, easiest to take.
One a dose. Twenty-five cents
a vial. O f all druggists.
“August
Flower”
Mrs. Sarah M. lUack of Seneca,
Mo., during the past two years has
been affected with Neuralgia of the
Head, Stomach and Wom b, and
writes: “ My fot«1 did not seem to
strengthen me at all and my appe­
tite was very variable.
My face
was yellow, my head dull, and I had
such pains in my left side. In the
morning when I got up I would
have a flow of mucus in the mouth,
and a bad, hitter taste. Sometimes
my breath became short, and I had
such queer, tumbling, palpitating
sensations around the heart. I ached
all day under the shoulder blades,
in the left side, and down the hack
of my limbs. It seemed to he worse
in the wet, cold weather of Winter
and Spring; and whenever the spells
came on, my feet and hands would
turn cold, and I could get no sleep
at all.
I tric'd everywhere, and got
no relief before using August Flower
Then the change came. It has done
me a wonderful deal of good during
the time I have taken it and is work­
ing a complete cure.”
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G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr,Woodbury,N.J.
ti. V, H, \J, ,\y, ¿<t>— H. If, A, l . .Nti, fcrft
A P E A N D L IO N F IG H T .
In the gloom y recesses of the prim eval
forest» still to lie found in central Africa,
there is a vast unexplored field still
stretching forth it» unmeasured space to
the hunter and the naturalist. T o those
w ho know the face of nature a » it is be­
fore the corrosive hand of civilization
sweeps across it, there is little ground for
wonder that the tw o are alm ost a lw a y s in
a greater or lesser degree united.
Occa­
sionally, then, even the most ardent hun­
ter w ill lose the blood instinct that ani­
mates him, and, low erin g his rifle, per­
haps in a moment of great personal d an ­
ger, w ill forget his Jong and laboriously
sought q u arry to watch some new trait or
fresh instinct in the anim al that, uncon­
scious of his presence, gam bols before
him. It is of such an episode thut I now
write.
My guide and I had been for tw o days
after big gam e w ith but little success,
until shortly after noon on the second day
w e struck w h at appeared to be one o f the
dense patches of im penetralia that cannot
be described, but must be seen to be un­
derstood. Behind us stretched vast ave
nues of trees, the height of which was
lost in the leafy clonds which shut out the
fierce, burn in g glare of the sun, and ren­
dered even the terrible noontide cool and
pleasant. In front o f us came the closer
stems and thick, intertwining grow th of
vines and creepers, with stunted bushes and
long pendant masses, im penetrable save
where some gigantic brute had crushed a
passage through, leaving his tracks in
broken branches, crushed bushes aud
thickly scattered twigs.
Birds of gor­
geous
plum age,
with
harsh,
dis­
sonant voices, peopled the trees, the
chirp
of
a grasshopper, the sharp
his» of a serpent, or the shrill sound of a
locust rose from the matted grass, with
occasionally the hoot of an o w l or the
chatter of a stray monkey, which sounded
strangely in the peculiar silence of the
forests. A s w e advanced along the track,
slow ly and with great difficulty, we
seemed to leave them far behind, and en­
tered Into a region of semi-darkness, a
faint greenish black light, as though the
glorious sunlight overhead, balked in find­
ing a direct inlet to the ground, Imd been
filtered through yards of close grow in g
green foliage, and, unconquered by nil
the forces of vegetation, bail succeeded in
sending a faint, subdued sem blance of it­
self, like that found in some vast cathe­
dral aisle. M y eyes struggled with the
gloom , and seemed to have an distinctive
pow er to dilate their pupils sidliciently to
m agnify or condense the attenuated rays
until they w ere able to illum ine the su r­
rounding Plutonian depths.
M y guide suddenly paused and made a
sign to me w ith his open palm , which, in
the l a n g u o r o f the hunter, said that ho
had struck a trail, or heard some token of
the proxim ity of gam e that liml escaped
iny less acute powers.
1 cautiously ad­
vanced to bis side, and follow in g the d i­
rection of his finger peered through the
brush, and saw that w e lay upon the edge
of a sm all clearing overshado ved by an
enormous tree, whose foliage, without
really adm itting a greatur volum e of
light, seemed to equalize the gleam , and
so render objects at a distance of thirty or
forty yards perfectly perceptible.
B igh t opposite to us, with his back
against a tree, was the sleeping form of a
huge gorilla, his hands hanging d ow n by
his sides, his legs crooked in front of him,
and his head listlessly lying sidewise on
his shoulder. Some distance from ldtn
w as the female, apparently busily e n ­
gaged in gathering nuts, sw inging from
tree to tree, now disappearing into the
surrounding forest, but ever and anon re
turning to keep watch aud w ard over the
sleeping lord and master.
For some m in­
utes I hesitated ns to w h at course |to pur­
sue, whether to attempt to g it any
closer, as the distance w as rather a
long one, in such a light, to attack an
anim al like the gorilla, who, if only
wounded, would, in all probability, with
the female, charge right dow n into us; or
if 1 should take a ll risks and rely upon
the second ritle of my guide. A t last 1 de
elded to take my chance where 1 was, but,
niton raising my rifle, I heard a scream of
agony from the female, which caused the
sleeper to rise to Ids feet, aud as it did so
the female literally fell from a tree on the
edge of the clearing d ow n to the ground,
uttering the most piercing cries that hu­
man imagination can conceive.
Then a terrific roar that shook the very
ground broke upon the silence and told
the history of the female gorilla’s fright.
It w as a lion, and at tin* sound of IDs
voice she again fled into the trees, while
the male uttered a deep, savage, hoarse
roar that w as the answ er to the lion’s
challenge. Immediately a crashing sound
w as heard, and a full grow n lion Imunded
into the open, and stood, his head erect,
his nmne bristling like the hair on a eat,
the very itersoui float ion of brute strength
and courage.
A s Ids eyes lighted on the gorilla his
tail liegan to w ave to and fro.
W id er
and wider grew its sweep, until at hirst it
fttrnck its ribs, first one side and then the
other, with resounding blows, w hile roar
upon roar gave token of his increasing
rage and anger. The gorilla placed Ins
upl*er hands upon the ground and bounded
into the air fully six feet, alighting on
his four hands and U m ndin g up again and
again, seemingly for the purpose of en­
ragin g the lion to the greatest possible
degree. H e then rose to his full height
on his hinder hands, uttering tremendous
roars and beating his breast with his great
tUt. producing sounds like them* m ade by
heavy M own upon a l»as» drum . Then he
dropped upon all fours again, rem aining
perfectly motionless with the exception
of his eyebrows, which worked up and
d ow n w i;h lightning speed, givin g an e x ­
pression of ferocity to his face that Is in­
describable.
Fascinated nt the sight, m y rifle dropped
from my shoulder and my guide ami 1 lay
fiat upon the ground, mute witness«»» of
the tragedy aUuit to be enacted
Sud­
denly the lion uttered another ear split­
w « * eluded every timej it being a l­
most impossible to follow their rapid
movements in the h alf light of the clear-
| ing. A t last the lion paused, ami as he
i did so the ape dashed at him and, strik­
in'»*» a stunning blow on the side of the
head, completely rolled him over. A gain
and again the charges were renewed, and
at every pause the gorilla returned the
charge and knocked the lion sidewise.
These blows seemed to daze the great cat,
ami as he rose he more than once stag­
gered and fell, the gorilla m eanwhile
dancing with a peculiar bobbing move­
ment around and in front of him.
The lion now begun to m ake feints to
d ra w his adversary w ithin range.
At
last, stopping in a mad rush, the g o rilla
struck .-hurt, the lion rushed in, turned
upon hi» hark and received the gorilla
with teeth and claw s. G row ls, snarls and
m ars pealed forth from a w h irlin g mass
of leaves and dust; lim bs and bodies
strangely
m ingled
were
dim ly seen
through it, hh though tw enty beasts in­
stead of tw o were engaged in one con­
glom erate death struggle.
A t last there
w as a sickening crash, a horrible crunch­
ing o f bones, a demoniacal yell of pain,
faster and faster whirled the mass, then
followed a pause, and I sa w the lion w as
upperm ost with the left arm of the g o r­
illa in his pow erful ja w s ; his c la w s w ere
fixed in the ape's shoulder and he him self
w as one mass of gashes and rents. The
right hand of tlie gorilla w as fixed In the
lion’s side, and both his hinder hands
were d ra w n up and seem ingly imbedded
in the lion's ribs.
There w as a m om ent’s pause, as if for
breath, and then the g o rilla suddenly
twisted his head under the lion’s throat,
the hinder hands straightened out with a
nauseating sound of rending flesh, as w ith
one sw ift stroke he completely disem bow ­
eled the lion. There arose a terrible cry
of anguish, a sudden sw irl around, several
strokes of brow n paw s and dark, hairy
arm s through the cloud of dust, and then
a ll w as over. T h e w h irlin g leaves set­
tled, and there in a death grip lay the
tw o m ighty m onarchs of the wilds. The
lion w as utterly disem boweled, his en­
trails having been seized b y tlie prehen­
sile hinder hands and literally dragged
out by the very roots; w hile the lion, by a
last (lying effort, had succeeded in getting
his throat freed from the g o rilla ’s teeth,
and with one p ow erful b lo w had smashed
the ape’s head, as a h am m er does a hick­
ory nut. There they lay, motionless, and
and there w e lay, too, fascinated, e n ­
thralled at the strange spectacle w e lmd
ju st witnessed.
Presently a figure m oving on the edge
1 of the clearing att racted o u r notice, and
w e sa w the fem ale gorilla peering out be­
tween the bushes, w ith an ugoniziugly
hum an look upon her face that w as d read ­
fu l to see. S lo w ly and cautiously she a d ­
vanced across the open space until she
reached the bodies; then she touched first
one and then the other, uttering plaintive
cries of grief that were touching in the e x ­
treme. A t last she m anaged to disen­
tangle the body of her mate, looked into
the eyes, exam ined the w ounds and, still
crying, took it in her arm s, and, labo r­
iously d ra gg in g it across the open space,
disappeared in the forest beyond. She
w as safe from niv rifle. I w ou ld not have
shot her for $1,000,000, and it w as with a
strange feeling of depression that I turned
my back upon the clearing, and follow in g
my guide left behind the scene of one of
the most interesting and vivid experiences
of my not uneventful life.— W . P. Po nd
in N e w Y ork Star.
Will
1888 »>«• n Year o f W a r?
T he present year is tho fifth year of
modern times in which the aggregate of
the figures is 25, and there w ill be but
five more years in which such u com bina­
tion is possible prior to the year 2500.
P ro b ab ly but few have ever heard of the
old prophecy, w hich run s as follow s:
In eve ry future year o f our Lord,
When the sum o f the figures is twenty-five,
Sonic w arlike kingdom w ill draw the ¡.word,
But peaceful nations in peaee w ill thrive.
A Practical Illu*trmtk»«w
A Stuttering U t r y t r 'a A rg u m «
Senator Vanes of North
iu
Carolina. *e ilj
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¡V A L U A B L E
D IS C O V E R Y
B L IN D .
FOB
THE
Dr. La G ran ge w ish e» to m ake kn ow n his Sew
Treatment tor the cure o f a ll disea*«* o f the Eye
] -Cataract, Defective Vision, Inflammation, etc.,
w ith ou t O peration or Pain. Th e rem edy can be
a p plied by the patient, and 1» sim ple, safe aud
sure in it » effects, stren gth en in g the muscles
aud nerves o f the eye, re m o v in g pain alm ost in ­
stantaneously
It is a m arvelous discovery and
a blessing to the sufferer.
F o r iu rth er particulars address w ith stamped
en velope R. J. L a G r a n g e , M. D., 215 P o w ell St.,
fourth d o or from Geary, San Francisco, CaL
Office hours— 11 till 3. _____________
T h e trou ble w ith most o f our g ifts to th e poor
| is that w e ch eck them up as loans to the Lord.
RUPTURE
AND
P IL E S
CURED.
W e p o s itiv e ly cure ruptu re and ajl rectal dls
eases w ith ou t pain or d eten tion from business
No cure, no pa y; and no pay u n til cured. A d
dress fo r pam phlet Drs. Po rterfield «& Losey, 83^
Market street, San Fraacisco.
Husband to W ife —I must rem in d you that our
fa ilu re is too recent to a llo w you to wear this
diam ou d necklace.
T h e man w ho sells beer by the schooner is the
one ex cep tio n to the ru le that uo man can serve
two-masters.
j
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Dr. W allace E ly has rem oved his offices to 215
P o w ell street, San Francisco, Cal., where he con
I tinues to giv e special a ttention to K id n ey s, B lad­
der, Prostate Gland and a ll diseases arisiu g there­
from . Diabetes am i B righ t’s Disease treated
j a ccordin g to the latest approved m eth od
Most
I cases can he treated sue* essfu lly by correspond-
PARDON RUT DID I HEAR MV KAMI 1 ern e. Consultations d a ily from io a , m . to 4 p.
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MENTION ED T
doors from tieary street. Sau Francisco, Cal.
— L ifa
That Swordfish.
Although our early instructors do their
t»«e* to teach us the difference between “ sub­
ject” ami “object,” it seems that one is likely
to become confused on that head, even after
he is old enough to “ speak in meetin\n The
following anecdote, told by a country ‘‘char
acter,” furnishes one of many points of inter­
est in “ Five Hundred Dollar»:”
Uuele Cephas Bascom was a shoemaker,
and he never went to sea much, only to an
cbor bis skiff in the narrows abreast of his
house, ami catch a mess of scup, or to pole a
load of salt hay from Sanquitt Island. But
he used tc visit his married daughter, in Ver
mout, and up there they knew he came from
the seahourd, and they used to call him Capt.
Bascom. So one time when he was there,
they had a Sabbath school concert, and
nothing would do but- C ap t Bascom must
talk to tiie hoys, and tell a sea yarn, and
draw a moral.
Now. Uuele Cephas was rather pleased
with his name of Capt. Bascom, and wunted
to justify it So he tried to prepare some­
thing that would sound nautical. It seems
he had hear*! a summer boarder tulk in Sab­
bath school at Northhaven. He told how a
poor boy minded his mother, and then got to
tend store and then kept store himself, and
the si>eaker added*.
j “ Thai |H»or boy now stands before you."
; So Uncle Cephas thought him up a similar
yarn. He had never spoken in meeting be­
fore, And he hemmed and hawed some, but
got on quite well while he was telling about
o certain poor boy. who, when he grew up,
was out at sea in an open boat, and saw a
great swordfish making for the boat, and
bound to stave right through her and sink
her—and how this man took an oar, and
gave it u swing and broke the critter’s sword
square off. anil then Uncle Cephas— be was a
little flustered by this time—stopped short,
and waved his arms, and said:
“ Boys, what do you think? That sword
Ash now stands before you!”— Y outh’s Com
j pan ion.
A ii lu r ln in t e A c q u a in ta n c e .
Spindel— I lent young Overdue a little
money last night. Jack. Do you know him*
Jack — Do I know him? I wish 1 had a»
niAnv dollars cs 1 know him.—The Epoch.
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C a u t i o n . The Ilistogentic M edicines
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1 The label around the bottle bears the fol­
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dan’s H istogenetic
M edicine.’*
Every
other device is a fraud.
. , buni j □ i
B ew are o f Im itatio n s o f th e celebrated Seal oj ; i WjT~ B a by’s skin and scalp pu rified and
N orth C a rolin a Plu g Cut Tobacco.
beautified i.v c i t u t i ; v s i m p .
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rheumatism
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minute
by
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T r y Q k r m k a fo r b rea k fa st.
D r . J o r d a n ’ s office is at the residence
of ex-M ayor Yesler, Th ird and Jam es.
Consultation and prescriptions a b s o lu t e ­
of a st littering friend of his In AshevT.o,
A W onderful I fleet.
a lawyer who lmd for a client a man that
had been accused of selling liquor w ithout
a license
The prisoner had a decided!/
alcoholic appearance in fact his q o m
might have done service as a beacon near
ta p e Hal tent» on t lie darkest nig HI
The
testimony w as taken and the case went
on uiiti! Mr V a n ce s friend rose to make
Ids plea
” Y your honor.* he began. "1 I look st
the ) j jury
O entlemen o f the | Jury
I look at his honor
Y fo u r honor I kook
at the p prisoner
P p prisoner. I look at
He takes a 1 mg smeli at the wrong botti»,
his honor
11 g gentlemen of the jury.
with this resu! the next morning— Lafe.
I look at the p prisoner
D d doee he look
Destroy in«; W eeds 11 Ith Vltrol.
as if lie d m
sell a p p p iu l of liquor to
anybody?*
W hen* such plants as »i n k. plantain or
The argum ent was Irresistible
The «lam leliian ftrv y: ro w in g in law us. they mny
nose of the accuse«! out weighed all other lx* elT«*«- t unii y d«*>tro \ «fi by thè applica-
ti» *11 of ml »J \ ¡irol. T he vitnd »hotihl l*e
testimony and Senator V a n c e » friend
In an <»Id l«*t ile w ith a w ire a roti mi thè
trium phantly s o u his case — N ew York tunk
to hold it l*V. 80 n*< t«> keep thè fin-
T ribu ne
Kors fr. >m tin* 11 «¡uld. A s'tick long enoiuih
inn! Urin v..t«*iU ll to jTO luto thè botti«» m
»h e »tifftTfil Irmi» Neglert.
the on!*T other necewvtry ; thè »tic k sdiould
ting m ar and bounded forw ard.
A few
N urse surprised at little I W s le '» sud
l*e »1lischtlv cut at the end to n llow «»f its
short steps a tremendous leap, tw o or
O ne drop of
den appearance on thè front stoop>— W a ll, hold \w>i the V itr«>l bettet
three short, sharp grow ls, and both eon»
batants were in tin* air together, the n o * yonng woumii * h o dresse«) yon and vitre>1 o ff the c ml «*f the st ck dropjied luto
Jumbi
d«*M roy it
O
tMiter
of t he " ee«l í
gorilla h atin g leaped high and straight as w here are you Ixmnd for. I d like io the
ut etIC«‘ . oi.e dl ¡) OUplit to d«*MPoy twu.** or
the lion charged.
In m idair the lion know?
four
«Ivi*.
t lrned and struck apparently vainly at
Little Re**!*- Me d eseed mese’f me
t.ie gorilla, who, as the lion fell on his side
dld
Me ttred stavin
homo
Mamma
upon the ground, alighted on him. struck
A C r y • at o f Philosophy.
him tw o ferritic blow s and bounded aw ay p s*s to cookin «tliooi ev v beaseli day.
In n rre v tit critical a n i le by W illia m
o la «» ev y b eaaed
with a sidling run to a distance of *«*\. r »1 buste g*»*** l«> * r * m
W in
in Th
R n r l -k T rib u n e thi*
yards.
I could now see that the gorilla dav lhu.iv g ’H'S to ari achoot # v > b e»s**d
cry si
of p r o f mn,l phfloF t'pby sh in e» like
w as severely wounded on the head and da? |»a|»a gv**» lo durtor ev y breseti dar
n r
Jewel in an Et hiop*» e « r : “ A
► de, and that the lion had a fearful gash silice mamma tiegiin to cook — i vi«*»* I U
wornmn niAjk «»m etim os easily m ake s
in his aide, for surely his riba could never po oul an tee il I tan buy • new Joggle
f«H>l of a mari, bnt sh « cet» into deep
have withst«M»d those tw o tremendous
I pii! FVfo to a eep tu thè kiteben sto?», w »t<
when she nini erti»K t* to imtk« •
blow ».
• n he weiU too
»¿1 Up — P it u h u jfl fool o t »¿.jti*e*■ w o t u * i ^ '—-L h c ô a e **.
A s soon aa he regained hla feet ha
jp
»baited at the gorilla again and again.
IS
T h at D o c to r» N e v e r A g r e e —H o w Can
T h ey? I hey H a v e No system to t*o
Itjr — It 1» ihu as Y ou Please.
S e a t t l e W a -h ., Dec. 11. 1890.
D r. J. Eugene J o rd a n , Seattle 1 \rash .—
D e a r S ir : One year ago la»t October my
little girl w as vaccinated again st my
w ishe». H e r arm w as inflam ed for seven
weeks. A fte r that her head broke out in
terrib'e sores d isc h a rg irg pus aud never
healing until spring. H ie had such ter­
rible pain in her head that it drove her
alm ost insane. In A u g u s t rhe received a
fall which ma le h<*r much worse, and she
was taken w ith spinal m eningitis in its
worst form . She g re w constantly worse,
and the doctors could do nothing for her.
She w as ju st about dying, perfectly speech­
less, aim mt blind ami suffering intense
agony. W e had given up all nope, and
w ould have been g lad to pec her die toeud
her te rrib e suffering, when, learn in g
through M rs. M c D o u ga l of I)r. Jordan, we
sent for you. W h e n you came, about 9
o’clock in the evening, you said she w as as
low as a child could possibly be and be
alive, but that the H istogenetic M edicines,
if used according to directions, w ould cure
her. W e began g iv in g her the medicines
at 10 o’clock the sam e evening, and she
never had a paroxysm after that. Previous
to this the sp a-in w ould come on about
this time in the ev« xi*ng ami continue
w ithout interm ission until 4 in the m orn­
ing, d u rin g w hich time we had to hold her
in bed to keep her from in ju rin g herself.
W hen the stru g gle w as over she w ou ld lie
more like a corpse than a liv in g child. A s
you said w ould be the case, the cure was
slo w but sure, an d she is now* perfectly
w ell. I cannot sufficiently express my
gratitude to you fo r w h at the H istogenetic
M edicines have done for ou r child. I re
main very sincerely,
M r s . O w e n D u f f y ,
T aylor’s M ill, L ak e W ashington .
Turn! iip the Tables,
Students of modern history w ill readily
recall how faithfully this prophecy has
been fulfilled in the four previous years to
which it applied.
In 1090 Russia, D enm ark and Polan d
formed the coalition against
Sweden,
which inaugurated the great w a r that
ended iti the disastrous defeat of Charles
X I I at P ulto w a.
The year
will ever be m em orable
ou account of the break ing out of the
French revolution.
Seventeen hundred and
ninety-eight
witnessed the cam paign of Bonaparte in
E g yp t and the form ation of the second
European coalition against France.
In 1879 w a r broke out between England
aud A fghanistan, followed by the invasion
of the latter country by British troops.
IV i h i I i I Improve with Time.
In w h at m anner the prediction is to I k *
verified in 18HS remains yet to he seen, but [
An agent for tue sule or some household
the present condition o f Fit rope seems to : article utteiuptt*d to mount the steps of a
promise an abundant fill 1 tlllnient of the house recently, but a dog came around the
prophecy.— Philadelphia Inquirer.
corner and took half a yard of cloth from the
back of Ins coat. The man wns sliding out
" ( ottos o f I l f Itli."
when the owner of the house came and asked
In a code of health, just published, it “ Did doze dog bide you '” “ He didn't bite
this rule: “ N e v e r liegiii a journey until
n»e, but lie ruined my coat," was the reply
the breakfast has been eaten.” This is a “ My goot friend, excuse doze dog if he didn’t
suggestion to the -u b u rb a u citizen to see bide you. He ish a young dog now, but by
Unit kindling for the cook stove has been und by lie shall take holt of some agents und
prcpaied the night before, and that tin* eat der pones ride oud of dern. He bides h
alarm clock in the kitchen g irl’s lied room coat now, but he shall soon do petter.”— New
is in good order. A n oth er rule is: “ N ev er
York Commercial Advertiser.
take w arm drinks and immediately go out
into the cold.”
Therefore the coffee
At (lie 31 n mc nin.
should I k * taken cold;
otherwise, sit
“ W ell, Bobbie, did you enjoy your visit to
around the house after breakfast until
after train time. Still another rule is: the museumf”
“ Yea, mamma."
“ A fte r exercise of any kind, never sit
“ Do you remember any of the nice things
near the w indow o f a ear for a moment.”
There m ight he some difference whether you s a w f'
“ Oh, yes, I remember lots of them."
the w indow is opened or closed, hut the
“ Am i can you tell me what they were
rule is imperative, and says violation is
called*”
“ dangerous to health, o r even life.”
“ Yes. moot of them were called ‘Hand«
Therefore, let your fat neighbor take the
risks of the window’ seat, while you per­ off.’ ”— Detroit Free P ivks .
use fine print by tin* light sifted through
him and his new spaper. Great things are
these “ codes of healthl”
IT
W hile Butler wan governor of Massachu­
setts be was retained as counsel for a young
man whose wife had *ued him for divorce on
grounds of cruelty
The wronged wife’»
»later, a young girl of ‘¿0. was the principal
witness for the prosecution, aud Gen. Butler
succeeded in robbing her story of its desired
effect by a sharp aud irritating cross-exam
[nation
After many interruptions the wit-
netvs said that the defendant had been seen to
‘‘shy a book at hu w ife* Lead.”
“ Hliyt Shy a book* What do you mean
by that! VVill you explain to the court what
the word shy meant f*
The young girl leaned over the railing and
asked her sister’s counsel for a copy of “ Cush
ing’s Manual.” which lay on the desk before
him She burled the volume at Gen. Bab
ier’s head with alJ the force she could com
mand. it was a good shot, and bad not the
governor divined her purpose in time it
would have undoubtedly hit the mark.
“ 1 think the court now understands the
meaning of the word ‘shy,’ ” said the judge,
ami the girl was allowed to finish her testi­
mony without further interruption.— Rew
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