J
The people it the W orld ’s
Dispensary o f buffalo, N. Y.,
have a stock-taking time once
a year and what do you think
they do ? Count the number
o f bottles that’ve been re
turned by the men and women
who say that Dr. Pierce’s
Golden Medical Discovery or
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescrip
tion didn’t do what they said
it would do.
SINGULAR CASES S T R A N G E L Y
DLED
IN
LAW
A Woman Considered
erty
ami
Drought
Valued
Before
at
tlie
HAN
CO U R TS.
a»
Personal
18.50— A
Bar
The
Prop
Horae
Wrong
>lan Told Why fie Wan There.
To a Ilex-king county court belongs the
remarkable distinction o f passing upon a
woman as personal projxrty The unique
precedent was laid some twenty-five or
thirty years ago, and before women’s
rights had progressed as far as they have
sine«. A citizen o f old Hocking married
a young lady against the energetic pro
test of her father, and set up houaekeep-
ing on his own account. It was a case
of “ love in a cottage,” as a matter of
fact. During the tem|>orary al>«ence of
the unsuspecting bridegroom the w ife’s
father auu brothers invaded love’s domi-
cile ami carried her off.
And how many do you
think they have to count.
One in ten ? N o t one in J ive
J
hundred !
Here are two remedies —
one the Golden Medical Di».
covery, for regulating and in-
aricrnmrino- t b p l i v p r -inri n n r if v -
Vlgorating tnc liver ana purity
ing the blood ; the Other, the
I,,.,.,.
..,..-,1,1.,
-.nl-i,....!
hope o f WLakly womanhood,
and they’ve been sold for
b) the million Dot-
years, i, sold by
ties;
sold under a positive
guarantee, and not one in five
hundred can say:
A
A. i IL M M j LhliA l. FIIKAKS.
of law suited to the exigencies of the
(aH«- After a thorough investigation of
Swan’s Treaties and Cradle ha ugh's Con
stable, it was unanimously decided by
the squire, the constable ami the desolate
ljusliand that the |>ro|>er thing to do was
to proceed by an action in re|>levinl
i
B O O TB L A C K 'S
CRITICISM .
Polotlug Out s I M w t I d » Picture W hich
Escaped Public Attention.
Tom Nicholl, the artist, tells the fol
lowing story on himself, which is a
j pretty good one. It illustra'es tho well
known fact that tiie best o f us can learn
something from fools and children. Ttio
! story is as follows: On one occasion ho
had made a large crayon picturo o f a lit
tle child seated in a cart to which was
hitched a largo Newfoundland dog. It
was a line piece o f work, and for some
two weeks hung in a public show w in
dow, where it attracted much attention,
and many were the compliments show
ered upon tiie artist for liis skill.
Some time after tiie picture had been
taken down Mr. Nicholl was seated in
his studio w hen there came a timid rap
at the door. He called out to tho caller
to come in, and there entered a little
street urchin, who had often given the
artist a shine, and who on tiie strength
of such acquaintance used frequently to
pay him a visit.
“ W ell, Tod," said Nicholl, “ what can
I do for you today'/"
Tho little Arab hesitated a moment,
and then, in a to n e that plainly indicated
tho intensity o f his desire, lie said:
“ W ell, I thought I'd like ter see the
picter yer made o’ that hoy an' the dog
ui u wagon.”
“ A ll right,” replied tiie artist, and
crossing tlio room to where tho picture
stood, faced to tiie wall, tie picked it up
i and placed it on an easel.
Tiie boy stood and looked at it, with
evident delight uml pleasure depicted on
his face. Suddenly, however, he turned,
and with considerable embarrassment,
us though he knew ho was presuming,
ho said: “ Mr. Nicholl, it’s er dandy, hut
you've made a mistake in it.”
“ What I" ejaculated tiie artist. “ A mis
take; where'/”
J “ W h y," said tiie boy, a little triumph-
' antlv, “ you've forgot to put in any ‘ bol
ster on tiie front axletree."
Nicholl stepped forward, looked at tiie
icture a moment, and sure enough tire
oy was rigid.
Tho front end o f tiie
wagon bed was resting on nothing. Ho
quieklv seized crayon, put in the missing
piece by merely making a deep shadow
where lie had left a high light, and the
defect was remedied.
Tiie urchin watched the processor cor
rection, and then, after a critical ami
satislied look at tiie picture, und remark
I ing, “ That's bully," lie slung liis kit over
bis shoulder und went out.
“ Tho strangest tiling, though," said
Mr. Nicholl, in telling the story, “ is how
that picture should have hung on exhi
bition for two weeks, where it was ud-
mired and criticised by hundreds, and
none o f whom saw tiie blunder 1 had
made, and that liootMuck should dis
cover it tiie minute lie saw it. The | h > int
was, tiie hoy was [losted on all the points
about a dog and wagon. It taught me a
lesson I have never forgotten—that al
most any person can g ive you sugges
tions aliout something that uro worth
having.” —Arkansaw Traveler.
The papers were accordingly made out
and the writ lodged in the hands of the
' constable, who proceeded at once to exe
cute It, and reptevined the woman from
the custody o f her father, who, though
exceedingly irate, didn't feel like resist
ing the edict o f the* court. When it came
“ It was not the medicine for to
appraising the property and fixing tiie
[ sworn value o f a woman, the constable
me ! ”
was rather perplexed, hut tho three free
A n d — is there any reason holders whom lie called in to act as ap-
I p raisers solved the problem in a manner
why you should be the one ? \ at once olf hand anu business like.
They Bent for her husband, the plain
And— supposing you are what
tiff, and ascertained for him that he had
do you lose ?
Absolutely expended the following sums of money
U|M)ii his "p r o p e r ty L ic e n s e , 75 cents;
nothing /
justice’s marriage fee, $2.50; one new
dress, H7| cents; one new bonnet, B7J
cents. They furthermore decided that
the woman was “ perishable property,”
ami her value was only to lie estimated
theoretically.
Whereupon they fixed
tho value or her labor uml services for
the month at $4, which they added to
99
the other items, making $8.50.
In due course o f time the trial came
off and the plaintiff duly and satisfacto
rily proved his ownership by producing
his marriage certificate. Tho defendant
For children a medi could not upset tlii» evidence, and the
A C ough
cine should be abso plaintilf got judgment o f restitution aud
A 25 cents damages.
Ills property was
and C r o u p lutely r e l i a b l e .
mother must be able to then restored to him in due and regular
form,
and
the
defendant
solemnly
Medicine. pin her faith to it as to notified that a repetition was
of his offense
her Bible.
It must would fie regarded as petty larceny and
contain nothing violent, uncertain, punished accordingly. The man and his
or dangerous. It must be standard wife nro still living happily and con
in material and manufacture.
It tentedly together.
liut Hocking county cannot lay claim
must be plain and simple to admin
to exclusiveness in “ precedents,” Over
ister; easy and pleasant to take. in her next door neighbor, Perry, a
A Rural IMstrirter.
The child must like it. It must lie horse was once restored to ils rightful
The average New Yorker is likely to
prompt in action, giving immedi neighbor under u writ o f lialieos corpus think of Ids friends in smaller cities us
ate relief, as childrens’ troubles issued by a justice of tho peuro.
A's horse broke into li’s pasture, hardly equal to himself in keen business
come quick, grow fast, and end wliereu|Kin 11 put it into his stable, sagacity, hut now and then somebody
fatally or otherwise in a very short locked tho door and refused to g ive it from a small town or oven from tlie
I country shows himself in this quality
time. It must not only relieve quick up. A secured the services o f thoeole- j quite worthy o f the metropolis. A New
but bring them around quick, as I hrated Hhep Tinker as his legel adviser, | Englander, who may lie called Mr. H ig
children chafe and fret and spoil Sliep knew that Ilia client could not give gins, a man who stands six feet two in
the necessary liiwl in an action bv reple
their constitutions under long con vin, so lie decided to bring a different his stockings and is well proportioned,
I landed from a Hound steamer the otiier
finement. It must do its work in sort of an action.
morning and was greeted witli tho fam il
With
this
intent
lie
went
I
s'fore
a
jus
moderate doses. A large quantity
iar “ Good morning, Mr. Higgins! Ho
tice
of
I
he
peace
in
old
Straitsville,
tuid
o f medicine in a child is not desira
glad to see you here! But I'm afraid you
took out a w rit o f hulieus corpus and
ble. It must not interfere with the literally brought tho iiorso into court. | don't remember m e." The usual intro-
child’s spirits, appetite or general Lawyer Humidors, u most brilliant prac | duction and explanations followed, and
health. These things suit old as titioner at file Logan bar and long tho then Mr. lUggiiiH started with tlie
stranger to "call on some friends.”
well as young folks, and make Ro- prosecuting attorney of Hocking county, i A fter walking a few blocks they came
was
called
on
the
oilier
side.
Bchee’s German Syrup the favorite
into a smull side street, und here Air. H ig
lie didn't know tho nature o f the ease
iiunily medicine.
d> until the constuhlo made liis return u|ion gins interrupted tiie flow o f reminiscences
; by setting down liis valise on tiie side-
tho writ.
I walk ami InjSlig liis overcoat upon it.
“ W h y,” exclaimed Mr. Saunders, with
K I.K C T K IC IT Y C l It KS A C A N C K It
This surprised liis companion, who
a look of blank astonishment, “ this court
A ft e r A ll O th e r M ouhm IIml Fulled.
I asked: "W h a t is the matter, Mr. H ig
can’t issue such a w rit and no court could
I,list week Mr. George t\ W ilkie < issue one f or a horse!" Shop was more gins'/ What are you going to do'/”
“ I am g o in g ,' replied Mr. Higgins
W ichita, K h ii .. came to Peoria— a dis Ilian ei|tial lo tiie emergency.
calmly, “ lo lick a bunco steerer within
A..........
».. 'P__
tance of f 700 miles— to I.......
have I l»r.
Toel I re
"Y o u r honor," ho said, “ a wise and
un inch of his life.”
move a cancer from liis nose, lie liad just court can do anything that is laid
Bill tiie New Yorker, w ho had no taste
had it removed several times by means down in tiie hooks. Tho w rit of hnltcns
for sparring matches, laid suddenly re-
of plasters, but it had returned every corpus has been recognized us sacred for
mem iered an engagement in another
time, so he linally concluded to commit centuries. To say that this court can't part o f tiie city .—New York Tribune.
I Jr. Toel. The operation was performed issuo it is to say that it is ignorunt of
by means of electricity in a few minutes Magna C’lmrta."
Electric Conveniences.
“ But this court kin issuo it,” inter
without tiie loss of a drop of blood, and
One of tho ingenious members o f the
tiie wound is now healed, so that Mr. posed the justice, “ and it has issued it
New York Electrical club bus designed
W ilk ie will return to liis home in already."
Mr. Saunders saw liis mistake and u door opener which relieve, tho dis-
KansiiH next week.— Nmlimial Umilienti.
Dr. Toel is now located in Portland. apologized to tiie court for having doubt | gliHted traveler or visitor from the neces
The cancer, w ith hundreds of other enti- ed its ability to do anything it chose. It sity o f shoving a heavy mass of wood
cere and tumors successfully removed by is needless to say that tho horse was re I witli liis hands, or of wearing out the
I tin s o f his I hhi I s in kicking it hack.
him, can lie seen in liis office. Dr. Tool stored to its owner.
A metallic plate set in tiie floor a foot
WI1AT HIS M'iUNESS WAS.
lias studied four years at the I'niversities
and large Hospitals of Germany, Switz
As funny a tiling us ever occurred in from tiie threshold is marked "door
|
opener.”
The caller treads upon it in
erland and Knglaud, ami is tiie only sur a court hapiantsl at Napoleon, O., in
geon in the Northwest who operates by 18!I0, before Judge Potter ami a jury. A the same sty le us I lie |>euceful street car
case was on trial, and un outsider seated horse tread, upon tlieciumsy iron switch
electricity without loss of blood.
litmself on one o f the puncheons ut the plates w hich now ornament every street
D O CTO R TO E L
where thisHtyleof locomotion is in vogue.
Makes a specialty <>( Discuses of tiie fur end o f the panel o f jurors, there lio-
Nose, Throat ami Neck, Skin, Urinary | ing no other uvailahle scat
When the The plate yieltl. a quarter inch to tiie
Organs, Female Diseases and all Surgical defendant'll counsel arose to address the pressure o f the foot ami forms a circuit,
Operations, as for Fistula, l ’ iles, Strict- ! jury he scanned the face oi each very ! w hich immediately starts a linv electro-
ure, l ancer Polypus ami all other Tu- closely, and naturally Ins gazo was ! motor, that in turn opens the door,
morn and Ulcers. Operations |ierformcd directed to the furthest uian from him, | despite door spring, uir valve or counter
bv means of electricity without loss of w h o d id n t happen Ui lio a juror ut all. weight. The moment tiie visitor passe.
| in tiie plate i. thrown luck by a coiled
blood.
Office — No. 70S, Washington Glaring lit him, he began:
spring to its former | h > b U ioii , the circuit
street, corner Fourth, rooms 3, 4 ami 5
“ Gentlemen o f the jury, 1 want to is broken and the d<Hir closes itself with
Washington building, P o r t l a n d , O r . know what this nmn (referring to the
j
or
without a resonant bang, os may be
plaiutill ill the ease) lias come into court
for? What is liis business? What right [ desired.
W ith swing doors the plate is inset on
lias lie here? Wlmt is lie seeking for?
W ith double
Again I ro|icnt. gentlemen o f the jury, liotl: sides of tiie portal
church doors two pair, o f plate, are ur-
; why is lie here?"
The countryman imagined that tiie rutigcd so that the sexton can connect or
question had direct reference to himself, disconnect each pair. When the plate,
and when the lawyer paused to giv e duo are connected the w orshi|>cr's foot o|H'iis
weight und emphasis to tiie question, he iioth doors, hut w hen disconnected only
oue. — l ’h i ladel ph ia T illicit.
| jumped to liis feet und howled:
“ What um I here for, you cross eyed
Tam ing a Bird.
| cock o f tho walk? What am 1 seeking
| for in this here court? I'll »ell you in
No creature is more jealous cr sonsF
J short order, you weazen faced old son of tive than a biril, guys Olive Thorne Mil
! a gun.
I've been here three days ler in Tim Home Maker it is easy, how
| ¡»-waitin' for my fees, and nary u red kin ever, to w in tiie heart of utmost any
1 git. Pay me my witness tees, sir, and bird, and w itlimit starving him or making
1 11 git out o f hero im megiatcly."
him think lie has mustered you. Simply
This unexpected oration brought down talk to him a good deal
Place hi. cage
OM of Man
Will positively cure Nervo«
|
tho
house,
and
tiie
lawyer
never
finished
near you on your desk or work table,
hood, Imp »tone;. i amo Bm k, Rheumatism
I
Ids
aide
argument.
and retain his choicest dainty to give to
Dyspepsia General Debility, etc
Price. «.V 910 »nil BIB.
John 11. Morrison practiced law manv him with your own linger»». 1st luiu
Alan Drugs. Trussas. Crutches. Elastic Stockings
J
years
ago
at
Findlay
ami
all
through
know that he can never have that par
Shoulder Braces. Electric Insoles. Etc.
Ho had some ticular tiling unless he takes it from you,
Htat« Agent for Halsey Urne.' Homeopathic j Hint sta tion of Ohio.
Heine.lie*. Kend In vour order».
’ striking peculiarities, which were in the and lie will s . hui learn, it you are patient
| habit o f cropping out in court. He w as ami do not disconcert him bv Axing your
i once trying a case I k 1 fore Judge Patrick eye. upon him. After Ih is W will more
The U e lin h l* i 'n i | f U t ,
T h ir d and T a y lo r . P o r t la n d . O r.
Henry Goode und a jury, and opeued Ids readily take it from your lips, ami then
(Meution thin paper.]
side o f Hie case ns billow s:
when you let him out o f Ins cage, after
i “ Muv it please the court, by the per tiie lirst excitement is over, lie w dl come
ry o f witnesses, the ignorance o f tiie to you, es|s< uillv it you have a call »ou
lur-
. .
jury and the connivance of the court, I have accustomed him to, and accept the
J . M c C R A K E N * C O .,
ex|xvt to I ono this case»”
dainty from you while free. As soon as
—DEALER* 1N-
"W h a t istliat you say, Mr. Morrison?" he become, really convinced that you
Itoche Harbor Lime. Portland Cement. Gol
"Tliat is all I have to sa v o n that point, will not hint him, or trv to eateli him.
den Gate and Utah Plaster. Hair. Fire Brick
ami tini court will f<sl iiuppicr i f I do or interfere in any wav with Ins lilvrtv.
and Fire Clay LAND PLASTER
not
repeat what I have already said. he will give way to Ids iH'lindh NS a m
GO N o rth Front
« or. 1».
From tnc look, o f the jury I infer that osity aliout you; he w ill pull your hair,
P O R T L A N D . OK.
; they would rather not have heard it pick ut your eves und give you a . i %ch
once. " —Cincinnati Enquirer.
o f liis company n. you desire.
E
“G e r m a n
S yru p
DR. JUDD'S ElECTHIG DELTS
JO H N
M.
A.
LA U E ,
I ÇURE FIT S!
I do not mean merely to atop ttwnv
him tt*»m return airain. I tun -" a
for a Cune and then hi
re mad«* the <tlMM* »»f FITS, lil'Ils
____
_
INO
B f W T k A Í t e S Alt'K N KMN a Ufo-Ion^ et »tdy I
•»arrant my rfnwwljr t.» cur* th rm n l taara. H«-< vues
nlltem hare fallet! la no rrmann f«*r ns* now rami» mg a
furs. S-n.l alono* for a trwati**MM a K h « H ule
of mj tofftJhbt* rented*. G if* Blpnw and r a lO flc e
It
R O O T , 41. C.. Itg l r e s t i ( * . h e w J . * •
Í
easily ma«1e hr addressing
J. I*. Parker, ilh California
street, Han Francisco, r » l
Hitrn«v* Ayres.
A N o t r l ('iw tn m a
NIAGARA'S RIVAL
W O N D R O U S LY BEAUTIFUL S H O S H O N E
AN D SALMON FALLS.
A River iiunulug
Look*
Robbed
Like
of
the
It»
lu
it Channel
Grave
of
Dead — An
a
Which
Volcano
Entrancing
Beene Poetically Painted.
The lava Lxds of Idaho are a marked
feature of that te rritory. Starting near
the eastern boundary they extend south
westerly fora long distance, and are from
abeut 300 to 000 feet in depth. This mass
was once a river of molten fire, the
making o f which roust have succeded a
convulsion o f nature more terrible than
any ever witnessed by mortals, and long
year, must have ,*¡*<1 before the awful
hery mass was cooled. To the east of
the bouree of this lava flow the Snake
river bursts out of the lulls, becoming
almost ut once a sovereign river, und
flowing ut first southwesterly and then
bending westerly, cuts through the lava
fields nearly in the center of the terri-
tory, reckoned from east to west, and
about forty miles north of its southern
border, and flowing thence with great
curves merges finally with the Columbia.
The two rivers combined make one o f
the chief waterways o f the continent,
and here and there taking on pictures of
great beauty. On the Snake there are
several falls. The American falls, a few
miles west of Pocatello, are beautiful,
Some sixty miles below are the Twin
falls, where the river, divided into two
nearly equal parts, falls 180 fe e t They
are grand. Three miles further on, and
nearly due south, and twenty-six miles
away from the town of Shoshone, on the
Oregon Short Line railroad, are the Sho
shone falls, and a few miles further on
the Salmon falls.
THE BRIDAL V E IL AND TRAIN.
f Q itic u ra
K IN
L * VERY
AND
»A L P
DISEASE
_
hetber, torturiujr.disflguHiiK. hum iliating
I _
J wh
itching, burning, bleeding, scaly, crusted, pim
ply or blotch?, with loss et hair, fr«»m pim ple»
to the most difrtre»»lug eczemas, and every hu
mor of the blood, whether simple, scrofulous or
hereditary, is speedily, permanently and eco
nomically cured by the « f t i c i ra R e m e d ie s ,
consisting of ( i t i c t r a , the great skin cure, Cu-
Ti< i R. a S o a p , an exquisite skin nurlfier and
beautifler. «u d c c t p t k a R k s o l v e n t , the new
blood aud skin puriHer aud greatest of humor
remedies, when the best physicians and all other
remedies fail. This is strong language, but true.
Thousautl» of grateful testimonials from infancy
to age attest their wonderful, unfailing aud iu-
eomparable efficacy.
Sold everywhere. Price, C u t ic c r a , 50c; S o a p ,
35c; R eso .- v e n t . $1. Prepared by Potter Drug
refreshing to the taste, as well as ready
F IL E S ! F IL E S ! F IL E S !
beneficial to the system, the management
very wisely concluded to select tiie lead
Dr. W illiam s' Indian Pile Ointment w ill cure
ing newspapers throughout the ( nited Hlind, Bleeding aud Itching Piles when all other
States to make known lo the public the ointments have failed. It absorbs the tumor»,
merits of the new remedy, S .r p of Figs. allays the Itching at once, acts as a poultice,
As happens with every valuable remedy, give» instant relief. Dr. W illiam s’ Indian Pile
cheap substitutes are being < ifered to the Ointment Is prepared only for Piles aud Itching
public, but with the general diffusion
o f of the private part*, and nothing else. Every
•j«
i. i b°x is warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by
knowledge it Is becoming m< re . . CP.. I uiail ou receipt o f uric»*. 50c and $1 per box.
each day to impose on the pubi c. Health {
W ILLIAM S MANUFAt LURING CO.,
Proprietors, Cleveland, O.
is too imp »i taut to be trifle d w ith aud
and Chemical Corporation, Boston, Mass.
;
„ 0, a tte m p t to
Send for “ How to Cure Skin ami Blood Dis
With “ No Trade Secrets to Keep" came “ Fruits eases."
d^ elve
pllbf c a< thev all k n o w that
Fruit Trees,” chuck full o f just the inform »
Syrup
manut;* tured by theCal and
F
T Pimples. bla< khea is, ehapp d auu oily '« A
, U;
i Up of Figs
P’igs is manufactured
tiou oue ants. The title does uot give a uotion
»kin prevented by < p t ic i * ka S o a p .
| jfornia Fig Syrup Co. of San Kian i-c >, of itn real value—send to Stark Bros. Nurseries, tns~
Rheumatism,kidney pains and muscular
c L, Louisville, K ., New York, N. Y. Louisiana, Mo., for the book.—Farmers' Call.
weakness relieved In one minute by the
; Do not ac ept any cheap, non advertised
u t ic u r a A n t i -P a i n P. as t e r . 25 c .
T r y G k r m k a for breakfast.
» * ■
j Imitations if offered . _____
| ^ philosopher is a ma who can feel as easy
I over his own troubles as h< -dot s over his ue.gh-
Ckjer this Windmills
j hor’b. There are no phih ■■»opher.c
HOW
DO
YOU
i ready.
ACCOUNT
».
I
■ F o r the M is e ra bl e F a i l u r e » U n d e r the
“ O l d " Pra ct ic e o f Medicine?—Becaus e
!
I t 1» A l l G u e s s w o r k .
N*> Boiler.
No ?m».ke.
No
No Ashes. N o E u -
No Danger.
rit'c lric
V a p o r Kitslue Co.
F r i d a y H a r b o r . March 18. 1800.
D r. J. Eugene J ord a n , Seattle, Wash.
I wish to add my testimony
, to i he many other mira ulous cure- which
j you have perf r ued w iih your Histoge-
netie System of Mi di ine. I was very sick
j with pneumnpia—si« k unto death the*
j said —when your a e », Capt. J Edwards
Lopez Island, who was stopping at my
j of
hotel, came to see me and told me • hai he
could cure me. I commenced to take y ur
medii i ie. wbi h the »Kent always carries
with him, and can truthfully say that I
commenced to recover right away. I also
had a very high fever, for which he gave
me medic ne, and the fever leftrnethe tlist
night, and your agent, who waited < n me
and gave me yourme iicin ever> half hour
according to your directions, stated to me
that it only took 25« enta w orHi of medicine
to break tue fever. The third cay afrer
taking your medicine I could get out of bed
and wralk about the house, and h *ve been
steadily improving ever ince. The sixth
day I was ah‘e to get out of doors, and I
think another we k of your treatment will
make a new man of me.
Please print this to let all sufferers know
that they need not suff r any longer if
they only take your Hist »genetic Medicine.
With afeeliugof thankfulness that by your
valuable discovery « f the science ot medi
cine you are able t > relieve much suffering j
and for the unremittingly «re of your g»*nt ,
( apt. Edwards, I remain, sir, very truly
yours,
-i LMEft Loss.
| Proprietor San Juan
Friday Harbor,
San Juan county, W ash .
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
18th daj of March, 1 SD:3.
J. L F a r n s w o r t h ,
Justice of the Peace.
21i CALirCKSU ST.,
San Francisco, - California.
j — DEAR SIR:
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practice must |>erlVrni, and the strain he
must he under. In the lirst place, he
never knows whether he i* going to get
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makes a rule that lie will not take it
tilth's.« it is very urgent
Then, when he
gets up in the morning, lie limls a halt
dozen or two dozen calls, from all direc
tions, which, in n large city like St
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ute there, and then is out again. Then
conn s dinner, more office hours, another
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again, the «lav Is ing tilled up from oarlv Tenth- yet promptly 041 the Kidneys,
until late without allowing a moment's !river and Rowels, cleanse, the st*
pleasure, tu even relaxation.
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phy i ian should never invite company, 'em efleetually, di-pel j colds, heat!
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An En 4lis; :nan has Invent«*! «b ra k e
fluence of fores** upoti rainfall from tbs
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h any pereon in a com part nunt
economic point J view, a* it is evidently bv
Hon claim* Special attention gi»rit
turn « lever «m i «top the train,
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to t hr at* >*•■ N athan It Irk ford .
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tiimw thè power o f stryclinine is ex
portance. Man has not yet invent«! a
K. f
of
the r«uu part ment to u e tifyth e
State Blank# an t Information fre*
method of controlling rainfall.— ileury
tractcd from thè aeetls o f Abru* prtea
•r in which carnale the «»rake h.m
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torio.
h !.—lk «ton Budget.
N. P. N. V . No. 377—S. f . N. I . R * Cài
PENSION.
I L U S T R A T IO N
Never anywhere else was there such a
scene; never anywhere else was so beauti
ful a picture hung in so rude a frame;
never anywhere else on a background so
forbidding and weird were so many
W EBSTER’ S
glories clustered. Around and beyond
there is nothing but the desert, sere,
A
Pure
Cream
of
T
artar
Powder
silent, lifeless; as though desolation had
INTERNATIONAL,
Superior to every other known
budded there everlasting thrones to Sor
row and Despair.
Used in Millions of Hom es—
D IC TIO N A R Y
Away back in remote ages, over the
40 Years the Standard
withered breast o f the desert, a river of
Delicious Cake and Pastry. Light Flaky
fire 100 miles wide anti 400 miles long
Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable
was turned. As tho fiery mass cooled,
an«l Wholesome.
its red waves became transfixed and
A G R A N D IN V E S T M E N T
turned black, givin g to the double
No other baking powder d
• h work
for the Family, the School, or the Library.
Revision has been in progress for over lu Years.
desert an indescribably blasted and for
More than 100 editorial lat*orers employed.
bidding face. But while this river of
$300,000 expended before first copy was print«-«!.
fire was in flow a river o f water was
Critical examination invited. G et th e R est.
‘ the ^ spec T fic a no . i ;
Bold bvall Booksellers. Illustrated 1 aninhlettree.
fighting its way across it, or has since
li^irosall unnatural discharges of m^n,
G. & C. M E K K IA M & CO.. P u b lis h e r»,
made the war and forged out for itself a
\ V n i ! M O ,rt matter o f how longstanding. Pre-
Sprin gfield , M ass., U. 8. A .
channel through the mass. This chan
f | U U s i l l vent:1 stricture, it being an internal
C a u tio n !—There have recently been L?ued
I 1 w v
h
c' ures when everything els»*
nel looks like the grave o f a volcano that
several cheap reprints o f tho 1817 edition «»!
• ‘ * Uric
~ ‘ ".0*3.00.
-------- Circular
---- ula on
jhas failed.
Webster’s Unakridged Dictionary, an edit i« n long
has been robbed o f its dead.
lb y 1 •ruggiste or sent
tppl’cntloa
since superannuated. These books are gB^n
n ree ipt of price by The A . Schoen
Hut right between its crumbling and
various names,—“ Webster’s Unabridged, ’ " 1 !;o
licit
Meiticine
Co.,
Han
Jose,
Cal.
repeilant wall" a transfiguration appears.
Great Webster’s Dictionary,” “ Webster's Big
And such a picturo! A river, aa lordly
Dictionary,” “ Webster’s Encyclopedic Dictiona
D r . J o r d an ’ s office is at the residence S T E I N W A Y , G abler and Pease Pianos
ry,” etc., etc.
.
as tho Hudson or tho Ohio, springing of ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James.
Meaning tiie B est P ia n o M a d e , and the favorit* ,
Many announcements concerning them are
from the distant, snow crested Tetons,
cheaper Pianos; all Musical Instruments; Bands Sun
very
misleading,
as
the
body
of
each,
from \ to
Consultation
and
prescriptions
absolute
plied;
stock of
Sheet Music. S t e in w a y H a l l . I
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with waters transparent as glass, but
Z, is 41 years old, and printed from cheap plates
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made by photographing tho old pages.
green as emerald, with majestic flow
ind
see
our
new
rooms
and
new
stock.
Send for free book explaining Ihe Ilis-
and ever increasing volume, sweeps on togenetic system.
until it reaches the point w’here the I C a u t io n . The Histogm tic Medicines
grand display begins.
I are sold in but one agency in each town.
S u d d e n ly ,.........
in different
.
places In the I The label around the b ttie bears the fol-
river bed, jagged, rocky reefs are ui>- j lowing inscription; “ Dr. J Eugene Jor
Every
raised, dividing the current into four | dan’s Histogenetic Medicine.”
rivers, and these, in a mighty plungo of other device is a fraud.
eighty feet downward, dash on their
Hojack (to his w ife )—I f you’re waking, call
way. O f course the waters are churned 1 me early. Mr». H opck If I ’m not wak.ng, I
!
suppose
I can call you Tom, as usual.
into foam and roll over tho precipice
white as are the garments of tho morn j Dr. Wallace Ely bus remove«! his offices to 215
Vi' ^
Powell s reet, San Francisco. Cal., w here he con
ing when no cloud obscures the sun. tiuues
i- ;:ö
to give special attention to Kidneys, lilad-
Tito loveliest of these falls is called “ The d< r. Prostate Gland and all disea -, Bing there
IS'»;! Í
Bridal Veil,’’ because it is made o f the from. Diabetes and Ilriuht’s Dinas«- Heated
HL
lace which is woven with a warp of fall- according to the latent approved ? ethod M««st
itur w iti-r a
> 10.1 a ivvm f r»f ¿nnHo-lit
ca»ea can lie treated sue« «— fully by rorrespond-
mg waters
and a
or euniignt. e lK .e consultations daily from io a . m . to i p
Above tin s anu near the right bank is a « . W a i . lack E l y , m . D.. - j i :» i*«»wt*li street, four
long trail of foam, and this is called door» from Geary street.sau Franc loco, cal.
“ The Bridal Train.” Tho other channels
Why Is a pretty girl ltT- a l.auk not«.’ Because
aro not so fair as tho one called “ The , they both have & face value._____
TJ t "'
.“P \jS
Bridal Veil,” but they aro more fierce D I S O R D E R S \\ Il I T i l A F F E C T T H E
§
and wild and carry in their furious
K ID N E Y S
Y ou r health
sweep more power.
Are among the most formidable known. Dia
WREATHED IN A RAINBOW KALO.
is a citadel.
betes, Bright’s disease, gravel and other com
One o f tho reefs which divides the plaint» of the urinary organs are not ordinarily
T h e winter’s
river in mid-channel runs up to a peak, cured in » were cases, but they may be averted
9
by tim ely medication. A useful stimulant of
and on this a family o f eagles have the
storms are the
urinary g auds has ever been found in Hos
through tho years, may bo through the tetter’s Stomach Bitter*, a medic ine which not
c o m i t s g enemy.
Y ou know that this enemy will sit
centuries, made their homo and reared only affords the requisite stimulus when they
their young, anti on tho verge o f the j become inactive, bin increases their vigor and
down
for
five
long
months outside this citadel, and do its
secretive power. By Inure» lug fh»- a tiv ity o f
abyss and amid the full echoes o f the re | the kidneys and bladder this medicine has th-»
best to break in and destroy.
Is this citadel garrisoned
sounding roar of the falls. {Surely the additional effect o f expelling from the blood
eagle is a fitting symbol o f perfect fear Impurities which it is the peculiar office of those
and
provisioned?
The
garrison
is your constitution. Is
organs to elim inate and pu< 5 off The Bitters is
lessness and o f tliat exultation which also a purifier and streiigthener o f the bowels,
it vigorous or depleted? H ow long can it fight without
comes w ith battle clamors.
an invigoraut of th ' stomach hii «1 a matchless
But these first falls are but a begin remedy for bili usiiess ami f ver an«! ague. It
help? Have you made provision for the garrison by fur
a tendency t<> premature decay, aud
ning. The greater splendor succeeds. counteracts
sustains and comforts the aged and infirm.
With swifter How the startled waters
nishing a supply o f S C O T T ’ S E M U L S I O N o f
i'he Chicagoat s are <• mpiniuing of cold street
dash on and w ithin a few feet take their cars.
They ought to insure hot passengers.
pure Norwegian Cod Liver O il and Hypophosphites o f
second plunge in a solid crescent, over a
Did you ever go wu Inn a mile of a soap
sheer precipice, 210 feet to tho abyss lie-
Lim e and Soda? It restores the flagging energies, in
low*. On tho brink there is a rolling factor}? If so, you know what material
creases
the resisting powers against disease; cures Con
they
m
ak
e
soap
of.
I)
»bhiii»’
EUc
ric
Soap
crest o f white, dotted here and there in
factory is as iree from odor a« a chair fac
sharp contrast, with shining eddies o f tory. Try it once, ¿vsk your grocer for it.
sumption, Scrofula, General D ebility,and a ll y I utcmic and
green, as might a necklace o f emerald 'la k e no imitation.
M asting Diseases ( especially in C hildren), keeps coughs
shimmer on a throat of snow, and then
It is estimated «hat h man walks half a m ile
th<> leap and fall.
and colds out, and so enables the constitution to hold the
in putting on a stiff collar.
Here more than foam is made, nere
fort o f health. P a la ta b le a s Milk.
H O W S T H IS ?
tho w aters are shivered into (leecy spray,
whiter and finer than any miracle that
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Finally, through the for We,
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long unclouded days, the sun sends honorable in a 1 bus.ne.-s transactions and finan
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down his beams and, to give the cially able to carry out an> obligation made by
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startling scene its crowning splen their firm.
Wholesal«* 1> uggists. l oledo, O.
dor,
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glory in a rainUnv halo. On either sul
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robes o f light it lies outstretched above all druggists.
the abvss like w reaths of flowers above
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I f afflicted with i '•■re Eye«,
^
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the terror an everlasting roar ascends,
Makers o f “ Bile Beans,”
deep toned a.«* the voice of fate, a dia{>u-
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son like that the rolling ocean chants
w hen his eager surges come l ushing in
to greet and fiercely woo an irresponsive
N e w S to re. C y m n a s l u m a n d A t h l e t i c C o o d s . N e w C c o d s .
iV;'.S »*v
promontory. —Salt U k e Tribuna.
The large known flower i* the rnflleslji,
A Nr Vi York m>cicty worn.'in had a ball
Buenos Ayrrs, in thè Argentine Repnb-
an extrnord •it y (mrasite of t he forest t ivea
«ire*«
nm*W
of
white
satin
which
hail
lv-
llr, Is now thè largì M city In Soulh Amer
of 8a mam which measure* three feel in
ica, thè ccnsti, i'f 1887 glvlng it a pupil forc making Nan run through tho press
mm
ighs flttren {HUimt* ami has
of one of the great dailies, s«> that tier cos
la! nm of 434,000.
six qnnrts. The odor i*
tume was ttie news of the day. She won n i i\w \
«1 meat. The plant consist«
Ai» Alhany reporter writes o f “ a quiet the priie for the moot novel costume.—
flower, growing directly on
Chicago Herald.
b»»t effettive wcddlng ’ ’
s hoot.— Arkaneaw Traveler.
the stc
F.ven a rur majr bark at hi. own gate.—
Jat>aiiese Proverb,
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