Newberg graphic., August 01, 1890, Image 4

TH E
M AIDEN’8 O A T H .
Baith she “ My hand take; bear tbe oalè
My lips to make are nothing loath.
Wait for you, love? As if 1 could
Aught else do even though I would!
"Suppose that Time should mimic Fata
Using Fate's hopeless phrase, Too latof
What deem you, love that he could do
To wean my heart from thought of you?
"Or say your absence were so great
That Death should whisper. 'Be my mala*
In the mere madness o f Love's ire
I'd seem to yield to his desire,
"Y e t when he'd wrought bis utmost will,
Oh, think you not I'd be yours still?
Think you 1 should not for you wait
Before Elysium's beryl gate?
"O r say that God could make a hell
Wherein unshriven souls must dweU,
And that you had been down hurled
To pace the treadmill o f despair
"W ith glances weaving holy spells,
Like to the Blessed Damosel's,
I, bending o ’er the heavenly steep,
Would snatch you. tear you from that
"U plift you. with sins unconfessed.
Uplift you, press you to my breast,
Close as the clasp that angels know
Whose loves to one sweet soul throb grow P
—William Struthere in Home Journal.
W INNING A WIDOW.
1 companionship of his own cogitations
There are times in which solitude is
j (aid to be the best company; perhaps
this was one of these special occasions,
in the estimation of Jotham Hardcastle.
The summer went by, the great uiaple
in front of the Wiggleton mansion liegan
to glow as if its leaves had been dipped in
blood and melted gold, the asters reared
their purple torches along the stone wail
by the cottage under the hill, and any
acute observer might have |ierceired
that Mrs Palmleaf had laid down the
rocky bit ot up hill ground in spring
wheat instead of winter rye
“ Jotham!" said Mr Wiggleton to his
farm hand one evening, it was the first
time they had had a tire on the wide,
old fashioned hearth.
"Well?’
“ 1—have concluded it isn't best for you
to live here at the house any longer.”
“ What's goin' to liap|ien?" said Jotham.
“ You ain't goin' to hire another hand,
be you?"
“ No; to be sure not. You suit me ad­
mirably, Jotharn. only"—and Mr Wig-
glclon shot tlie woods out with an effort
—“ 1 am thinking of getting married."
“ Oh!"
“ It's rather late In life, to be sure,”
said Mr. Wiggleton, conscious of looking
extremely sheepish, “ but you know,
Jotham, it’s never too late to do a good
thing.”
“ Certainly not.”
“ You ought to get married, Jotham,”
added his employer, sjieaking in a rather
rapid and embarrassed manner.
“ Think so?"
“ Certainly
You might live in the lit­
tle house beyond tho peach orchard, it
wouldn't take mi h to lit it nicely, now
that paint and | .per are so cheap."
Jotham stared reAectively at tlie Are.
“ And your wife could take care of the
cream and butter, and ail that sort of
thing, for us. It isn't likely Mrs. P.—
ahem!—it isn't likely, I mean, that my
wifo will care for such things."
“ Humphi"
“ I ’d advise you to turn the thing all
over in your mind, Jotham,” said Mr.
Wiggleton
“ Yes, 1 will,” said Jotham, with a lit­
tle cough
The next morning Mr. Wiggleton at­
tired himself in his licst suit and went to
the cottage.
Mrs. Palmleaf received him in a charm­
ing wrapper with ribbon to match.
Mr. Wiggleton wasted no lime in use­
less preliminary chitchat.
“ Mrs. Palmleaf, ma'am,” he began, a
little nervously, “ 1 have concluded to
change my condition.”
“ Indeed!” said the widow, smiling like
an open rose. “ 1 am so glad to hear i t ”
“ And 1 am here this morning to ask
you to be my wife!" pursued our hero,
boldly.
“ You arc kind, sir," said Mrs. Palm­
leaf, blushing, and looking prettier than
ever, “ but I —I really couldn't.”
“ And why not?" demanded Mr Wig­
gleton, fairly taken aback by this unex-
i pected answer
" I am engaged!” owned up thechurm-
ing widow, playing with tlie ribbons at
her belt.
“ Might I dare to ask—that is"----
“ Oh, certainly. It's Jotham Llardcas
tie."
Mr. Wiggleton stammered out u sen-
tence or two of congratulation and took
his leave.
And when tlie "spring wheat" reared
its green tassels on the hillside Jotham
married tlie pretty young widow, and
Mr Wiggleton is single yet. lie always
felt as if lie had lieen ill treated, hut lie
never could tell exuctly how. —Tru.
Hag.
T h s D r a g C la rk 's C s a f t e l a k
An all night clerk: There Is one
thing you ought to take into consider­
ation when you talk about us— we
have never struck. I read that state­
ment of one o f the proprietors that he
•ould go out in the street and whistle
and get all the clerks he wanted. I
don't doubt it. But I fancy that if you
were sick you would rather not have
our medicine put up by a clerk who
ad been whistled in like a dog. And
there is another fact about drug clerks
—they are about tbe only clerks that
I know of who have not aome sort of
protective union. Do you know why
that is? You never saw a drug clerk
in your life who didn't expect that
at aome time or other he would have a
(tore of his own.
This is not true of all clerks in other
lines o f business. Tlie drug clerk must
therefore take as much interest in his
employer's business as the employer
himself. Tlie clerk knows that his
employer is doing well. 1 need not
tell you that there is money in the drug
business. The clerk wants to get where
tbe employer is, some day. And when
he does he will make his clerk work as
long as he works now. Now, if the
carpenters and other fellows wouid
take this bit of policy or philosophy or
whatever you choose to call it, and ap­
ply it to their eases there wouldn’t be
■o much kinking. The cold fact is
we are all reaching for that rung of
the ladder that will help us get to tbe
top. —Chicago Tribune.
C
“ Jotham!" quotb Mr. Wiggleton. to
hi* chief farmhand.
"W ell, what’» wantin'?*’ lazily re­
sponded Jotham Hardcastle, with a half
masticated straw between his teeth, as
he looked up from the bit of harness he
was mending.
"The Widow Palmleaf haa taken the
cottage at the foot of the lane.”
“ Tell me something I didn't know
•fore,” said Jotham, with more freedom
S t ill W a itin g fo r tb a B oy.
than reverence in his manner.
A
sad
rem inderof the great blizzard
“ And if she sends up to b irrow the
Is the mental condition o f a New York
rake, or the hoe, or the spade” ----
man livin g in the fashionable part of
"W ell, what then?”
Lexington avenue not far from Thirty-
“ Tell her she can't have 'em. Women
seventh street. This man had an only
•re always borrowing. 1 knew Hobart
son, who went out in a boat the day
Palmleaf when he was alive; he was a
before the blizzard came for a sail
chronic borrower. 1 don't want any­
thing to do with his widow.”
down the bay. The boat was never
“ AH right,” observed Jotham, philo­
heard of after that and tbe young
sophically, and his master resumed the
man very probably was lost. Y et the
perusal of his newspaper once more.
father did not lose hope. Day after
“ Jotham?" said Mr. Wiggleton, about
day he waited for news o f his son’s
ten days afterward, as he came in heated
rescue. He hoped that some vessel
and out of breath from a walk. (Mr.
had picked the little boat up, or that
Wiggleton wasn't as spry as he had been
by some other means the boy’s life
before his five-and-fortieth birthday, and
was saved.
the Locust Hill was a pretty steep ascent.
The body not having been found the
“ Well, what now?"
man could not believe the boy dead.
“ I wonder if that was the Widow
For weeks he waited to hear some
Palmleaf I saw gathering black berries
news, but none came. Under the load
into a basket by the south wall of the
of grief his mind almost gave way,
cottage garden?"
and to this day the old man. whose
“ Kind o' slim and tall?”
“ Yes."
mind is now almost a wreck, expects
“ Blue eyes and hair as shiny as satin?”
•t tho least noise in the block to hear
“ Yes.”
that his son has been found.
“ And a little white parasol, lined with
I f there is a sound o f hurrying feet
pink?”
on tlie pavement outside he w ill get up
“ Yes."
to see if there is not a messenger boy
“ Reckon likely it was,” said Jotham.
coming with news from his son. All
“ But,” persisted the puzzled land
through the night he awakes at the
owner, “ sho doesn't look at all like a
slightest noise, and his Arst inquiry
widow.”
is whether the news of his son's rescue
“ There’s as much difference In widows
has come.—Cor. Baltimore American.
as there is in other folks,” observed Jo­
tham, dryly.
T h . F r ig id H oatoolaa-
Mr. Wiggleton was silent for a mo­
It would lie pleasant if Boston men
ment or two.
displayed a trifle more cordiality to
. “ Jothamt” he Anally said.
each other when they meet in society.
“ Well?"
It is only loo apt to he the cose that
“ Has she sent to borrow anything?"
“ Sent yesterday forenoon - asked if
lntimute friends will meet in a draw
we had a screw driver to lend—the hinge
lng room with hardly a nod of recog
was cornin' loose on the garden gate.”
nition. So intent are the men on mak
“ And what did yon tell her?"
ing n good impression on the hostess
“ Said my order was contrary wise to
or any other women who may be pres
tendin' or borrowin’."
ent thut they ignore, perhaps uncon
“ Jotham, you are a fool.”
sciously, their male friends. If they
“ Tuin't the Aral time you've said so,
knew how ill bred such conduct ap
•nd 'tain't the Arst time you've !>een
M oim l«r Spider*.
pears to strangers, they would try to
wrong,” Baiil Jotham, with a calmness of
Far up in tlie mountains o f Ceylon
demeanor that was beautiful to behold. and India there is a spider that spins reform it. There is every reason why
men who move in the same circle and
“ Hard words is considered in the wages, a web like bright yellow silk, tlie eon
meeteach otherconstantly should greet
•nd 1 ain't (lie man to And fault. I only tral net of wliieh is live feet in ilium
did as you told me.”
eter, while Ihe supporting lines, or saeh other with civility in society.
Even when there may be enmity be
“ Yes, but. Jotham, never mind; ths guys, us they are called, measure some
next time she sends lot her have what­ times ten or twelve feet long; mid tween them a nod and a decent recog
ever she wants.”
riding quickly ill the early morning nition are demanded by the usage of
“ Said somethin' about wantin’ a man you may dash right into it. the stout polite life. To cause a scene or to al
to come and hoe them early potatoes. Be threads twining round your fare like iow the hostess to feel that there is
a loco veil; while us tho creature who anything uncomfortable in the air is a
1 to go?"
“ Certainly — of course.
Neighbors lias woven it takes up his position in breach of good breeding.— Boston Mat
should act like neighbors, especially in tho middle, he generally catches you ■rday Gazette.
right on tho nose, and though lie sel
the country.”
And Mr. Wiggleton sighed, and wished dom liites or strings, tlie contact of his
T lie K n ig h tin g C erem on y.
that he wus not too corpulent and unused large laxly ami long legs is anything
When an Englishman is about to be
but
pleasant,
if
you
forget
yourself
to labor to hoe the Widow Palmlear*
and try to catch him, liiln no will, knighted he receives a notification to
early potatoes himself.
i But he did the next best thing; he and, though not venomous, his jaws that effect, accompanied by a slip of
went over to look at the Aeld after Jo are as powerful ns a bird's beak, ami paper, which affords him full instruc
you are not likely to forgot the on
turns os to the manner of his behavior
tham had hoed it, and gave the widow
, counter.
when in tho royal presence, with a
gftod advice concerning . certain rocky,
The bodies o f these spiders are very foot note telling him the time that the
lip hill hit of sheep past lire that belong) ■ handsomely decorated, lioing brig hi
to the cottage.
gold or scarlet underneath, while the train by which he is supposed to travel
“ I'd lay that down in winter rye if I tipsier part is covered with tho most starts for Osborne or Windsor, as the
wero you, ma'am," said Mr Wiggleton. delicate slate colored fur. So strong case may lie. Each one o f the knights
|‘ l am so much obliges! to you," said are tlie webs that birds the size of designated enters the royal presence
the widow, sweetly. “ Since poor, dear lurks are frequently caught therein, singly, and the sword ill its scabbard
Hohart was taken away I have no one to and even tlie small but powerfully — very much resembling an old eav
advise me on these subjecte."
sealed lizard falls n victim.
Often •lrv weapon is placed upon theshoul
And Mr. Wiggleton thought how soft have I sat and watched the yellow or der of each by the sovereign. When
and pretty her blue eyes looked as she scarlet monster, measuring, when
this has bio'll done the newly made
waiting for his prey with his legs
spoke.
knight kisses the queen's hand, backs
“ Oh, pshaw!" said Jotham, leaning on stretched out, fully six inches, strid
the handle of his hoe, "winter rye uin't ing across tlie middle of tho net. and out, is entertained at luiieheon, and,
the sort o' crop for that spot. Spring noted tlie rapid manner in which lie before leaving, signs his name in the
queen's birtInlay book. —Chatter.
winds his stout threndxnmuud tlie un
wheat's the only thing to grow there.”
“ Hold your tongue, Jotliuml” cried his fortunate captive. He usually throws
T h e D eceased W lf»* a Slater.
tho coils about tlie head, till the
employer, testily.
Any theorist who denies the su
“ Y’es, sir, 1 will,” said Jotham, with • wretched victim is lirst blinded and
broad grin over Mr. Wiggletou's Bhiuing then choked, in many unfrequented perior vitality o f women should pause
dark nooks of tho jungle you come and consider that astounding British
bald head
across most (icrfect skeletons o f small female, the deceased w ife’s aiater. She
“ And alwut these hyacinth beds,
birds, caught in those terrible snares,
ma'am,” said the latter, recovering his
the strong folds o f which prevent the has more invulnerability than Achil
equanimity, “ I'll come over tiiis evening, delicate lames from falling to tlie lea; »he is more susceptible of resua
if you will allow iue"----
ground after the wind nun weather citatum than tlie phoenix. Age can
“ I shall lie delighted,” interrupted the have dispersed the flesh and feathers
not wither her, nor custom »tale her
widow, with a rmile that showed a set j —Kure Bits.
Infinite monotony; in the “ rosebud
of teeth as white and regular as (s aris.
garden of girls” she is a perennial,
“ This evening, inaaiu." repeated Mr.
llrMiit Ifni K vri.
»ml it may confidently be predicted
Wiggleton. with a bow, “ and we'll
A lit tie bov once asked a visitor whose that in the ruins of Ijondon and the
sketch out u diagram. Hyacinths liuv*
bright eyes attracted lus admirution. overthrow of the universe Macaulay's
to Is» humored, Mrs. Palmleaf.”
"A rt' your eyes new ones!" and the New Zealander and Campbell’» Iasi
“ So 1 have always heard." said the
childiali question was as high a com man will respectively enjoy (or other
widow.
pliment as that o f the Irish lulmrcr wise) a tete-a-tete with the deceased
That evening, after Mr. Wiggleton huu who requested tho Duchess o f Devon
returned from discussing the momentous shiro to let Inin light Ins pqie liv her wife »sister. Baltimore American
question of sandy soil, bullions roots and eyes. Monte rarely beautiful orbs are
croscmU and circles, lie found Jotham so wondrouslv clear, scintillating light
on tlie front |x>rch conteutedly breathing like gems, that such questions are not
ii u ; \
is n o w
H» he .
the Aower scented air.
ditlicult to understand.
“ A very pretty woman, that Sirs.
What color in eyes is liest entitled Judging from the large amount of harvesting
Palmleaf, Jotham," said the employer; to the claim o f beauty has never lufii mm'hlnerv u«»\i being sold throughon* the North
west A*« an illustration «d ihe hu«im*«.« now be
not because there was any apecial eon- definitely settled, as some people pre­ iug done hi that line. Mr / T W right, who. !*>
geniality of soul tietween himself and Ilia fer one color mill some another; lint tlie wav. i« ««*11 iug nearlx all of the tnre*her« for
the entire Northwest, owing to the popularity of
farm band, but because lie could have while really beautiful eves are heauti his well known \dvame thr thing machinery.
talked to the gste ¡«»is if Jotham hadn't ful in anv color, brown and blue, es gi\ es i ;>*• follow Ing h * hi» ail«’* \e«t«*rdsx. tn»ing
actual t»«hs. either mailt* .it hit xx a re room. ft*ot
happened to he there.
pciulIV thesti called "v io le t," are per- of
Morriton ttreet. nsrivetl hx letter or tele
“ Well, nulmdy doubts that, as ever I
ups tiie most popular. Various ac vi.-ii«! Nine Ncpwrfttor«. four A d\ a w e tract ion
cessone* go to make the beauty o f an eng!net. on«* «o» ond hand engine o f another
heerd on ” said Jotham with his elbows
make, four hors«* power*, tour «e li f«*«sler*. tme
on his knee» and his face complacently eye, such us a large, well fringed lid. tt* ton w txo«t tn xx ing outfit complete, the entire
w hite, but w ith a suggestion of tint outfit aggregating ox er ft 7.out* Mr Wright «ax«
turned toward the full moon
he
not utually let ot her» know what he it
liko the palest sea shell, long, thick 11
"And she can t be over thirty.”
1'iiij but. oxx ing to the i*«’t that tom«* «lit »;»n
“ So 1 should a-said myself." assented lashes shadowing the cheek, and well table men trax ellng for a house that uphold* t hat
dotined a rein'll eyebrows. Mo impor- i I'm m un it, hax t found th«* \dx am e mat him-
Jotham.
to iHtpular fhe> • -annot sell maehlnet that come
“ I'm glad she has taken the rottageon taut are these adjuncts that they will out under n nexx name everx few x««art, eon««*
ipicntlx pa«« over the eoiiutrv felling fal«ehoo«l*.
give
beauty
to
eyes
that
are
in
them­
a long lease. Jotham." pursued Mr Wig
and in the latf few dux* have at a ted. among
selves quite commonplace. The ptv other
mi «statement«, their it no tale tor the \«t
gleton "1 like good neighbors ”
ution of the eyes has much to do with x am e machine* Mr W right »im ply a«kt tho*»*
“ Most folks does," observed Jotham
tho impression they produce, a*, if too interetted to lo«*k at the freight train« going in
And he got up, shaking himself like a near together or too far apart, there is dlrtVrent d im tionv and w ill furnish proof of hi«
if need 1 e. It being the only machine ever
grant Newfoundland dog, and went into a lack of symmetry about ths whole •ale«
Introduced in the 'unhwex* that ha» nexerNeu
replat «*«1 hx- other make« «>f machine* — (kvgoa-
tbe bouse, leaving Mr. Wiggleton to the far«. — Harper < Bazar.
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It ia aaid that con8tipation ia the curae
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He only shaved clean once a week,
Ami when he died hi« widow bought
A ta cta i plant ,n d ki,«cd it oft:
Thu, was he to her mem'ry brought.
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hopeless cases gured by Drs. Darrin three
years ago:
Mrs. a . L. Graham, 1127 H street, Sac­
ramento, Cal. -Partial paralysis and set­
tled rheumatism; curedin four treatments.
Mrs, E. Kilswortn, 11U8£ Broadway, Oak­
land Deafness ai d an impoverished state
of the b'ood and general debility; restored.
E. T Brbwn, connected with the busi­
ness office of the San Francisco Exam iner
— Buzzing noises and pain in the ear;
cured.
Mr. H. W. GauLner, 2534 Bryant avenue,
San Francisco Catarrh, which affected
eyesight and caust <1 pain and dryness in
the ears: cured.
O. A. Vorce, Antioch, Cal. -Deafness
twenty-two years; could scarcely hear any­
thing; cured in ten minutes.
Mrs M. Hanly, 30 Oak Grove avenue,
t‘an Francisco—Spinal trouble and general
disability; cured twelve years ago; had no
return of it since.
Mrs. C. R. Luny. residence 12 2 Mission
street, San Francisco Deafness and h* ad-
ache twelve years; cured two years ago
Miss Kate Norton, South San Francisco
—Constant pain in stomach for two years;
cured with two treatments, and remains
permanent to this day.
D rs.
SURE! SAFE! CERTAIN!
Don’ t be humbugged.
Save Time.
Health,
and money ;take no oth­
er.
Sent to anv addreaa,
secure by m ail on r *
i ceipt o f price, #2.00.
Add dress.
FOW OEß.
IS THE
Slate Pencil Sharpener,'
r i ? i iT r '.',?
S '" ; ; 1
.
beat. Price 10c. Save your Music; iURloo S h kkt
M usic B in d e r s , latest thing out; indorsed “ by
Patti." Sent postpaid ou receipt of price. G. B.
S lo a n , 1135 Market St., 8. F.,Cal. Agents wanted.
C H IC H E STE R 'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
RED CROSS D IAM ON D BRAND.
S a fe au<l »lway? reliable. L a d l e « ,
*" Drueaist for /*-«non(i Brand, in i
, metallic boxes, sealed with blue A
'ribbon. T a k e no o t h e r . All pills \
in pasteboard boxes, pink wrapper«, are
d u n ffe ro u a c o u n te rfe it««. Send 4c-
(stamps) for particulars, testimonial* sni
“ R e l i e f f o r L a d l e * , ” in letter, by ret u n .
m a il. Same Paper.
Chichester Lhem’ l t o.. ladlMB Sq.. Fhlla.. Pa
Tbe Wiley B. Allen Music Store.
The oldest and largest In the Northwest.
Knabe, Steck and Behr Bros. Pianos. Earhufl
Mouse-proof Organs. Publishers o f The Musical
Pastime, a jonrnal of mus:S(16 pages reading
matter and 16 pages music), ibsued monthly,76c
per year; sample copy, 10c. Send for catalogues.
W ILE Y B. ALLEN. 211 First sL, Portland, Or.
U b M o w o r ld D is p e n s a r y
«00 Geary Slree1. V f San Francleco, Cal.
B usiness.
Drs. Darrin can be consulted daily at the
Washington building, corner Fourth and
Washington streets, Portland. Hours,
10 to 5; evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 to 12.
Al! chronic diseases,
blood
taints,
irregularities
of
women,
loss
of
vital power and early indiscretions perma­
nently cu ed, though no references are
ever made in the press concerning such
cases, owing to the delicacy of the patients.
Examinations free to all, and circulars will
be sent free to any address. Changes for
treatment according to patient’s ability
to pay. All private diseases confi­
dentially treated, and cures guaranteed.
Patients at a distance can be cured by
home treatment. Medicines and letters
sent without the doctors’ name appearing.
SURGICAL
OPERATIONS.
CHRONIC
DISEASES.
TAKES ONLY H A L F AS
MUCH A S O TH ER S.
SOLD BY LEADING GROCERS
IN A L L S IZ E D CANS .
CEO. A. FISHER, 109 CAL ST., S. F. AGENT.
DOBBINS’
ELECTRIC SHIP
T h e B e s t F a m ily S o a p
in the W o rld .
Dobbins’ Electric Soap is cheaper for you
to use i f you fallow directions, than any
other soaps would be if f/iren to you, for by
its use clothes are saved. Clothes cost more
than soap.
Don’t you want to save money, clothes,
time, labor, fuel, and health? Ali these can
be saved if you will try Dobbins’ Electric
Soap We say “ try ,” knowing i f you try it
oner, you will always use it.” Have your
grocer order it.
H. M. BISSELL & CO.
219
f r o n t s t
. s a n
F r a n c i s c o , C a l .
G ENERAL AG EN TS.
EYK,
Q T r iN M / A Y
K K A N IG H .
PKAHB
O l L I N f f M l . 4 B K A ('H .6 ab ler. R o »
D e f o r m i t i e s , nish
Pianos; BurdettOrgans. Band Instrument».
Malforma­ Largest stock of ^heet Music and Books. Band»
supplied at Eastern Prices.
MATTHIAS
tions.
G R A Y ( ’O . 206 Post Street San Francisco.
EAR,
THROAT.
Liebig International Surgical Institute.
H uaskx , A ppliav k « voe D fpormitikr , T russk * ;
Best FMcillrics, Apparatus and Remedies for Successful Treat-
xmulut Every Form of Di<en*e Requiring Medical
or Surpic&l Treatment.
SU RE C U R E FO R P IL E S .
WRITE FOR flR r C U K S ON III KOIOUTTF8, AND DIB-
EASES OK MEN A X » WOMEN.
ik Broken* 8 B ronchial Troches” will re
Sure cure for bi nd, bleeding and itching
lieve bronchitia, aathnia, catarrh and
Piles. One box has cured the worst case ol ten
throat diaeaaea.
______
Only Reliable Medical ln»tltute on the Coast MakLng
a Specialty of
PRIVATE AND SPECIAL DISEASES.
years’ standing. N o one need suffer ten min­
Every Day Grammar.—Positive, “ The man gets utes after using K ir k ’s German Pile Ointment.
w ill « M
Branche«, k*n«H* City, I lutte City, R e so le ,
It
absorbs
tumors,
allays
the
itching,
acts
as
on ;” comparative, “ The man gets honor;” sup­
•II eitle* vu r a d ile Ce tat, quarterly, Ihne« day* aask.
a poultice, gives relief. Dr. K ir k ’s German Pile
erlative, “ The man gets honest.”
Ointment is prepared only for Piles and itching
A N E L E G A N T P A C K A G E O F F I N E o f the private parts, and nothing else. Every
W ANTED
box is warranted.......................................... ?...
CARDS.
AT ONCE
Bold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt
T o sell the complete
VA m P R O N I N
price. $1.00 per oox. J. J. Mack & Co..
Including 15 rare novelties, ahapea and of
history of the murder of 1 # I t
Wholesale Agents. San Francisco.
Giving a full and complete account of the conspiracy
artiatic imported oleographic and chro­
murder,disco'very of the body, arrests,coroner's inquest
matic card». Thia large and beautiful col­
the trial and verdict. Tlie book eoatalna •▼•«* 100 lllnslr*
Boas. Onelixrare 12 mo. volume of about 600 pages, pne«-
lection gent by mail to any one who will
•■I t *1 .*0. Ol TF1TB »OW READY. Send, at one*. 25 centj
do this: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. C.
for an outfit -. firstcome.flrst served. This 1« the chAncAOf
W
C
a s h in g t o n
o u
. k o k .
A hoarding and day School for
YOUNG
M EN
AND
B O YS.
TACOMA, WASHINGTON.
M ost H e a l t h f u l L ocation
10,000 AGENTS
in
the
C o u n t r y .
$.0.000 BNDOWMKNT.
Terms for boarders, $300 per year.
For catalogue address
D. S. PCI FORD. A. M ,
your iife-tinie; b ig commissions. Addres*. LAIRD A L U g
Me Lane's Celebrated Liver P ill» from any
fnMIebora. SOli-lOb Jacksoa btr««t» Cklsac*, I1L
druggiat, price 25 rents, and mail ua the
outside wrapper with your addreaa, plain­
ly written, and 4 cents in stamps. The
Season Opens for Trout April Isi
r«-,
i .C u red by
genuine McLane’a Pills are prepared only
by Fleming Bros.. Pittsburgh, Pa., and
have been In constant use for over sixty
w
CO
years. They are superior to all others to
7* V E R Y SKIN
AND SCALP
I)S E \S K .
purity and effectiveness. A certain cure
as
a
j whether torturing, disfiguring, humiliating,
•—«
p—i
for indigestion and sick headache. Ad­ itching, burning, bleeding, scaly, crusted, pim­
E m
dress, Fleming Bros.. Pittsburgh, Pa.
ply or blotchv, with loss of hair, from pimples j
Tacoma, Wash.
(jit ic u r a
to’the most distressing eczemas, and every hu­
The still ones in Congress know that silence mor o f the blood, whether simple, scrofulous or
is golden, and they also know that speech has hereditary, is speedily, permanently and eco­
nomically cured by the C p t ic p k a ‘ R emedies .
been silver quite recently.
consisting of C d t ic p r a , the great skin cure, \
C O N S U M P T IO N S U R E L Y C U R E D .
CrTKTRA S o a p , an exquisite skin purifier and
beautifler. and C u t ic p r a R esolvent , the new j
T o t h * E d it o r : Please inform your readers blood and skin purifier and greatest of humor j
that I have a positive remedy for the above- remedies, when the best physicians and all other j
named disease. By its timely use thousands of remedies fell. This Is strong language, but true. ;
hopeless eases have been permanently cured. I Thousands of grateful testimonials from infancy i
shall be glad to send two bottles o f my remedy to age attest their wouderful, unfailing aud in -
free to any o f vour readers who have consump­ comparable efficacy.
tion if they will send me their express and post”
Sold everywhere. Price. C v t ic u r a . '>0 c ; S o a p , i
office address. Respectfully,
2-c; R esolvent . $1. Prepared by Potter Drug
T. A. SLOCUM, M. C.,
and Chemical Corporation. Boston. Mass.
181 Pearl street, New York.
Send f o r “ How to Cure Skin and Blood Dis j
eases.”
Beware of imitations of the celebrated Seal of KW Pimples, blackheads, chapped and oily frA
North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco.
skin prcvt nted by C i tu ra x S o ap .
;
Rheumatism.kidney pains ami muscular
T r y G rrm ba for breakfast.
» J L * weakness relieved in one minute by the !
y jp ^ i'V T U 'V K A A n ti P a in P lxstkh . 25 c .
as
o
n zT A C K LE :
30
-O
>•
mi
ÜL
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C/3
H . T .
H U D S O N
91 W irst ft., P o r t la n d , O r s
D IA L IK I I
irms, Revolvers and Sportsmen’s Good)
Summer FOR SALE.
Weakness
FOB a a w ILLUITRATBD CATALOGO*.
In order to close up the partnership business
o f Win, Heck A Son. 1»>5 and lfi7 Second street, I
Portland. Oregon, the entire stock, consisting
principally of
Gu nn,
Lo ss o f A p p e tite ,
Sick H e ad ache,
And Th a t
T ire d F e e lin g
A re Q u ick ly
C u re d by
Hood’s
S a rs a p a r illa
Men’s Suits to Order,$25to$40
W ill in' sold at a sacrifice: also 2 express wagons,
l horse and 2 safes.
WM. lì. RKCK,
Administrator of the partnership of Win. Beck
A Son.
Job Printers and Pressmen,
---- «END TO -----
PALMER & RE\
Wbo own the only «team roller fai?o*v in i
Northwest) lor «nine of their “ H K I.iAH II
1 'orapo«ltton; or send them vour stock« toon
Yi u w il’ re« * ivc a better roller than \<*u ha
ever used be lore
A R TH U R KOHN,
C lo th ie r, H a tter and Ta ilo r,
—CORNER OF—
He«*<»ti«l and M o rr is o n a t*.. P o r t la n il. O r.
Mention this paper
The Pacific Prospecting Co
"¿ p in *
with Diamond Core Drill for oil. mineral or wa-
ter. Holes tHired f«»r ventilation or drainage.
Agents i«xr Diamond Drill Machinery and Slip
plie> C«>rrespond«'iuv -olicited 213 * n n *
t in iiif N l r r r l , San Kraneisoo.
e G.NicholsSCo. . . .
404 H a t t c r y S t ., S a n I r a n r l u r o .
Highest market price paid for Hide«. Pelt«
and Tallow
OH! MY H E A R T ! P E N S I O N S ! N 5 S u ia .w
Well, trx Dr. Rogers Heart Tonic; a« a heart
renuatv it ha- no mjual Not a «ingl* « ase where Applv to MIL*» H STKPHFNS AJC*» . %Morn«*>«
it ha* W en tri»«l and ha« not given relief. You 141?» F street. Washington. D C
Branch office*
may b»* nec«1ing it Just noxx and sea reel x be —t'le> eland. Detroit. Chicago.
aware of it
\« a bl«»«»d cleanser and purifier it
stand« at the head ol the ll*t. Kedington A Co .
obtaine . F• ea mod-
xx holesal«- agent«, price $1 For sale 1" N m ltli**»
rrnte
Information
t a s h M o r e , 4t*t f r o n t Ml ., * .
I n i , .n<1 .it ) . FREE. J K 1 irtFLL. • rp. Patent
ami all dealers in medicine*, ^end for trial Office, WA'htmt-on, D. C. ( Mention this paper).
bottle amt testimonials.
PATENTS
ONLY!
r«a k a *«a o f Bodv and Bind. J ircta
r i l H l U ' H l M Ir r o r a or E irsssss in 01<t or Tonno,
!• » « • « . IsM . atXNOOBffell*
» • « In r o llr n IH
atr»M «i»*«w K ta .i '• a »«u »r u M »R s .»«o i* P A »T a o r m o t
AkM*ta «*»7 «•rati««« NOI* t a« t T«I«T - a~*«ts !»•«•»
» • a im « i N ftnm SO * tetri k»4 f » r * l p (N t lr iN . « H i « Ifcoa.
»••eH^ii*• a—a. »«»»•■ •u — • • « mwosts « « u h ••••♦ a iv * »
« * « • U H I MÌTDICAL C O ., »U F F A L o . N. V.
Who orvee tries
OF J'JORTji CAROLINA
Plug Gut.
Jhis is the secret of its
Immense sale.
ALWAYS IN THE LEAD,
H U E ADVANCE
THRESHERS,
Engines, Horse Powers, Self-Feeders
and Strawstackers.
I f you want a first-class machine,
do not purchase until you have
looked up the record of the “A d v a n c e ,” as it is the only machine in the
market that will give absolute satisfaction. Send for descriptive cata­
logue to
Z. T. Wright, General Agent,
Foot o f M o rris o n Street, P o rtla n d , O re g o n .
T H A T CAN BK USED EVERY DAY
Diamond Drill Work.
GUARANTEED.
ReAitv made Men's Suit*. $10 to $20. Ready-
made Pants. $■>.. 0 to $t; Hoys' Suit« for age« 4 to
1:> year«, knee pant«. $;: to $«V Bovs' Long Pant«
Suits. V' to 1H your*. $.x to $10. Rules lor s>lf-
measurtmnd amt «ample« mailed to any address
«»n receipt of 4 cent« in stamps.
SEjVL
Also dealer in General Machinery and Supplies.
Men’s Pants to Order, $5,$6,$7,$8.
F IT
S p o r t i n g ; G o o d s , F l a i l i n g Ta eU I« *,
T o y « . N o t i o n * , F.tc.,
JHE SMOKER
Will KaVe rvo other J o b accc
h m ä o n list
made r • *y
b l a n k * fr «'«* . Havp your d a t e setti««!
(Wlay P « i Kit k «»'F»KKH i .Washington. D *
'O H C H I ' . I P I N H M . I T K D I
* or HOMF> oh I «• beanti fui prairie» of
fxa« addrva« F r a n k I. kk » h
Th»” UT nd ‘
A gvoL ' « i i Angelo, lesa«
I
AND M O RPH IN E HABIT
cur» d Trial free, ('onflden
tiBllx add re»» IN D IAN A
M IN ER AL SPRINGS i'0
Box 11
OPIUM
N. P. N. U. No. $4 7 —8. V. N. IT. No- 424 L a F aì « tti , I nd
Yhe best is aye hhe cheapest*.”
V
o
id
im
ite
H
o
n
^ oh And subsHhut-es fo ri
N A P O L I 0 = 11- is a»solid.
#C5ike of scouring so&p Try ih<
5 r in your nexh house-cleaning. ^
and
dvlajrd claims sllov«(l Tw hnie-»liti«** wiptslout P in *.|
Without
,is the kind that pays. Score* o f
young business men. and hun-
___ _ _ _ _
dreds o f book-keepers ami sten­
ographers o f both sexes, attribute their success to a course at the Portland Busi­
: ness College, Portland, Oregon, or the C apital Business C ollege, Salem,
I Oregon. Both are under the management o f A. P. Armstrong, have same courses of
j study, same rates o f tuition. Business, Shorthand. Typewriting, Penmanship and lin g .
lish Ik-partmcnts. Write to either for join t Catalogue and specimens o f penmanship.
REAL ECONOMY.
It is worse than nonsense to buy a cheap article wi
xvhich to damage more valuable prop rty. Scour.ng so
is at best only a trilling expense, but with a poor a
cheap article it is likely to do considerable damage to ft
marble or other property.