fan.1* T h e groom was eighTy-soven and this « Ify, a poor “young couple talk ed
the bride forty-seven. My wife, how into a church where a convention was
ever, received from the groom's panta being held and inquired for the minis
including 15 rare novelties, shapes and
S e a t t l e , Feb. 22, 1890.
loons pocket a cake of maple candy— ter. T hey were taken into a side room > terra Chemical Co.,
irtNtic imported ole «graphic and chro-
"th e pure thing,” said he.
:
matic
cards. This large and beautiful col
and married, and gave a fee of SI to the
I On the 11th of September. 1889, I called
lection
sent by mail to any one who w ii
G
e
n
t
l
e
m
e
n
:
When
I
started
in
to
give
President Hyde of Bowdoin tells a minister, which in three minutes be
upon Dr. Jordan with what the doctor» ! do this: Buy a box of 'he genuine Dr. C.
good story of the first marriage ceremo turned over to his wife as usual. Five vour Great Sierra Kidney and Liter Cure
said waa iufUinuiatory rheumatism. My McLane’s Celebrated Liver Fills from an}
ny at which he officiated w hile occupy minutes later the w ife made a speech
druggist, price 2o cents, and mail us the
a trial, I supposed it was like all other ad
ing a pulpit in Jersey City. It seerna presenting it to the Home Missionary
right band was the size of four, and I had outside wrapper with your address, plain
vertised
preparations,
put
up
to
make
lv written, and 4 cents in stamps. The
Creía P rom ptly an d P e r m a n e n tly
that the bigger half of the interesting Society with explanations.
A many mooded g irl w e r « you
not I ecu able to sleep for several night*. genuine McLsne’s Fills are prepared only
couple was rather timid and nervous,
In those delicious, virgin days.
Tw ice 1 have been engaged for the money and of no use. Now since I have
L T M B A (i O ,
by
Fleming
Bros.,
Pittsburgh,
Pa.,
an
>
Dr.
Jordan
prescribed
for
me
and
told
un
Bo mutable I hardly knew
one of those men w hoso diffidence is in marriage service by the lady, said a taken it my decision is that it is the best
R h e u m a t is m , H e a d a c h e , T o o t Luc he,
I have been in constant u«e f««r over sixty
T h e w a y to woo, and w ooed all way«.
to obtain some small bottle« in which to ‘ year«. They are nuperior to all others in
danger of leading him into son.e awk popular Hub preacher, and in both cases
H P It A I X S ,
remedy
in
the
worltl
for
kidney
and
liver
ward blunder. T h e bride, on the con paid by her.— Boston Herald.
Y o u r m eed enhanced you r ch arm » to ma|
urity and effectiveness. A certain cur*
put ihe nr dicine. I thereupon went into
N e u r a lg ia , S w e l l i n g « , F r o s t -b it e «,
Be chanceful «tin , I w l 1 not ch ide;
for indigestion and sick headache. Ad
disorders. It has done me so much g od
trary, was remarkably cool and self-pos
11 R U I S
E N .
a Seattle drug store and asked for some dress, Fleming Bros.. Pittsburgh, Fa.
W h y should a »«ve eth ea rt's fancies« be
sessed. As the couple presented them
MAORI CHRISTIANITY.
that I will forever praise it and gh d ly
L e s s c a p tiva tin g in a bride?
THE CHARLES A VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md.
bottles, remarking that I wanted them to
selves before President Hyde there
Beware of imitations o f the celebrated Seal of
New Z e a l a n d e r « W h o C a r r i ed Out Scrip recommend it to all suffering with general
W h a t if the dim ple-h earted pinks
seemed to be some misunderstanding in
put I)r. Jordan’s medicine into. A lad} North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco.
CTPIM M /AV
R K A v I t II.
I'K A aK
tu re I n j u n c t i o n « la te ra ll y .
H a ve faded from your cheeks? I find
d I C i n i V V H I . * || K. A T M . Gab!-r. Ho*,
disorders of the body.
regard to the side on which the lady
P l u n d e r ’ « O r e g o n l l l o o d P u r i f i e r is
T h m In a richer bloom, rn'-thlnica.
who wan present gratuitously remarked
ish Pianos; Burd»-tt< irgan«. Band Instruments.
A window in a chapel of the Litchfield
should
stand.
The
groom
hitched
about
the best remedy for that d ead disease dyspep
Very truly yours,
Largest stock of Sheet Music and Books. B tnda
W ith in the garden o f your m l <L
C athidial has a special meaning. It is
that Dr. Jordan was a quack. I paid no da, for it regulates the lymphatic system aud «applied at Eastern Pric.-s. M A T T H IA S
nervously, but the bride was equal to
bad secretions.
P . J. A d a m s ,
one of several windows presented by the
Oft A Y ( ’O.. 2MB Four Street San Fraiunaeo.
Y o u are d ivin er now. forsooth,
the occasion. Quickly changing place
attention to this, as I had previous expe
officers and men who had served in New Firm o f Reynold & Adams San Francisco,
Thau in the ante nuptial tim e ;
with her bashful fiance, she remarked
T h y G k k m k a for breakfast.
W h en in the tropic heat o f youth
rience w ith the doctor, w ho relieved me o f
Zealand, during the Maori war, in token
confidently: "T h ere. I am sure this is
1 sang your praise In ardent rh y m e
Calif >rnia.
of their gratitude for Bishop Selwyn’s
a
misery
in
which
other
eminent
physi
the side on which I have always been
When I sny cure I do not mean merely to «to p them
May n obler Inspiration spring
.
attention to their wolfaro in that cam
fo ra time and then have them return again. 1 mean •
When the d evil want« to train u pa young man cians failed. In just two weeks I could
accustomed to stand.” This solved the
F rom lo ve made perfect by the years I
radical cure. I have made tho diaease o f l- lT S , E P IL
paign.
in
t.je
way
he
desires
him
to
go
Le
em
ploy»
itlle-
E P S Y or F A L L IN G S IC K N E S S a life-long atudy. 1
difficulty, and tho timid groom and
A n d m ay you r lau reate liv e to sing
write with my hand, and it lias been well
warrant my remedy to cure thu worst caw s.
Because
It is a medallion depicting David in the i . i - ss to bos« the job.
Son gs m ore d elig h tfu l to your ears.
the widow, who knew all about it from
others have failed is no reason for not now receivin « «
$
act of pouring out the longed-for "w ater
ever
since.
The
only
object’on
I
have
got
cure. S-m i at once fo r a treatise and a Free Bottle
— K A W ood. In N . Y. Smi
VOt
A liK
experience, were speedily united.
D O N ’T GO O F F
BEFORE
f
my
h
of
infallible
remedy.
(Jive
Express
aud
Post
Office,
of the well of Bethlehem,” procured for
is that I paid * 0 fo the medicine and got
1. U. B O U T » .>1, C.. 18J P e a r l 81. N e w York*
M ID T ,
A popular Boston clergyman related him by “ the three m ighty men” at the
iseases
this occurrence: " A man called at my risk of their lives. This medallion Particularly on u long journey. Be fully pre well before I used one-half of it, and now
house one afternoon and asked: ‘ W ill you commemorates the similar heroic action pared. You cannot be. permit ns to sav. unless I have ^3 w orth of medicine I have no use
A «rial packitg«*
you are accompanied with the* traveler’s ami
be at home ateigh t o’clock this evening to
©UTICURA
tourist’« i 'title nncum, Hosteller's Stomach Bit
How Hymen Somotlmos Makes marry me?’ I replied: ‘ Yes; have you a of a Christian Maori, who had been a ters, most genial of appetizers, acclim atizes for, w hich is aggravating.
pupil of Doctor Selwyn’s when he was and promoter» o f digestion. Against sea sick
who have used Plso’s
p / R e m e d ie s .
F. J. B a c h e ld e k ,
certificate?* He took one from his pocket, Bishop of N ew Zealand.
Sport of His Votaries.
Cur** for Consumption
ness, malaria, cramps and colics begotten of
say it is BEST OF ALL.
but it was such as the minister makes
badly cooked or uu wholesome food and brackish Representing the Seth Thomas Clock Co. r P H K MOST DISTRESSING FORMS OF SKIN
Sold everywhere. '26c.
This Maori, llenere Taratoa, when the water, nervousness, increased by travel, chronic
out and gives to married parties. 1 said-
A
amt scalp diseases, with loss o f hair, from
L u d ic r o u s M is t a k e s a n d A w k w a r d B lu n
Dr. Jordan’s oiH e is at the residence of infancy to old age, are speedily economically
war broke out, fe lt hound to join his biliousness and constipation, the Bitters is s
NO DELAY. Circular
‘ You can’t get married with that certifi
preventive, it iin arts a relish for ex-Mayor Yenlcr, Third and James, S»*at- ami permanently cured bv the C u tivu r a R emk
d e rs In t h e 1'ei‘ f'orniuiM‘u o f the
fit«- W. I . POUITER,
tribe. He was placed in charge of a sovereign
food
not
altogether
to
your
taste,
and
prev
nts
W a s h in g t o n . I>. C.
cate. It w ill be necessary for you to
M a r r ia g e C e r e m o n y — A m u s in g
d i m when all outer remedies and methods fa ll
a fortified village known as the formida It from disagreeing with you. Nev« r was there t e. Consultation and prescription ab*o-
C u tic u r a , the gn at skin cure, and C u t h t r a
call on the city clerk for one.* Where
b t o r ie s T o l d b y C l e r g y m e n —
«neb a capital thing for the unfortunate dys
S o a p , an exquisite skin beautifier. prepared from
ble
"G
ate
Fa.”
T
h
e
British
troops
'utely
fr
e
e
.
Send
for
free
book
explaining
peptic who stands in dread o f the best cooked
T l i e l r l ees .
upon he remonstrated, saying: ‘I guess
it, externally, and C i tic u ra R esolvent , the new
stormed the pa and were repulsed with meal. ¡Stomachic troublecause«l by ill-nrepared the Histogenetic system.
blood purifier, internally, cure every form of
that is all right. I paid twenty-five
v lauds aboard ship, on steamboat.'), ami rations
great slaughter.
-kin ami blood disease, from pimnles to scrofula. Then let us assist you. Inclose 10 cents silver
hastily boiled at railway restaurants, 1« soon
C a u t i o n .— T h e Histogenetic Medicines
cents for it.’ A fter remarking that it
Bold even where. Price, ( 'n u n : \. 50c: S oap . and stamp to ‘‘ M A R R IAG E BUREAU,” Lock
One Sunday afternoon In midwinter,
remedied
by
the
Bitters,
which
gives
a
quietus
Several
wounded
officers
were
le
ft
in
would make no difference if he paid one
are sold in but one agency in each town. 2?>c; R es olvent , 41. Prepared by the P otter Box 558, Portland, Oregon._____________________
«l-o to rheumatism, kidney troubles and in
«aid a B oston pastor to the writer, two
side
tho
village,
and
one
of
them
feebly
D rug an d C h e m ic al C o r po r a tio n , B oston ,M ass
dollar for it, and add'pg certain ex plan*
Th * label around the bottle bears the fol*
somnia.
- ‘ •"d f“ r •* >'o'V to I llr.• ski I! Diseil>es "
•leighs drove to my door in a snow
tions, he decided to postpone his wed moaned for water. There was no water
low ing inscription: “ Dr. J. Eugene Jor AST rUmi-ie.', oi«ekiie«ds. m apped ami oily
People
who
always
say
just
what
they
think
storm and two "couples” came in, stamp
ding till tho follow ing any, when he to ho had, the nearest being within the Mem s« inehow always to be thinking disagree dan’s Histogenetic Medicine.” Every other
skin preven t d by i ' i t h URA SOAP.
H
ing off the snow. A fte r the ceremony I
British lines. A t night this young Chris- able things.
K eiiet ill one minute, for sU pains and Giving a full and complete account o f the conspiraor
came with a proper certificate.”
device
is
a
fraud.
«sked the young man who had “ stood
, tian Maori crept down, at tho risk of his
rweaknesses, in C it ic c r a A n t i -P a in *’ l a s - murder,disreveryof the body, arresta.coroner's indues-.,
1 suppose, continued the clergyman,
the trial and verdict. Tho book eoataias evar loo iiiustr«.
» te r , the only pain-killing plaster. 25c.
Up” with the bridegroom to come up to
life, within the line of English sentries, C O N F I D E N C E B E G O T O F M I T C E S H .
tioa*. One la nr o 12 tno. volume o f a»>out 6*>o pages, prio-
that
you
have
heard
of
tho
man
who,
• u I t #1.40. m THTS M»W KKADY. Send, ai once. 24 cent«
try study to sign the certificate as w it
filled a vessel with water, and carried it
So successful has Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical .
(oran outfit; flrstcome, first served. Thi«iat!iachaBc«oC
when
the
minister
said,
I
pronounce
Discovery
proved
in
curing
chronic
nasal
ca-
!
your
life-time: tile commissions. Addret«. LAlRU a LXS»
ness. W ith an eye to future opportuni
hack to tho pa to refresh his dying ene tarrh, bronchial and throat diseases, that its
SnbUabera. 008-004 Jack«oa Sir«*», «.alMgo, UL
ties I said to him as I was writing: you one, asked "W h ich one?” And of my’s lips.
manufacturers now sell it through druggist« un
"W e ll, sir, I suppose your turn w ill the man who asked tho minister how
The next day tho British again stormed der a positive guarantee of its benefiting orcuring 1
much the b ill was, and upon bis reply
in every case, if given a fair trial,or money paid
come next.” " W e ll,” ho replied, " I
tho place*, and Honoré was killed. On for it w ill la* refunded. Consumption (which is
ing
that
the
law
allowod
him
SI.50,
took
supposed this one was going to be mine.
We have only one thing to ask this week, and
his person was found tho text of H oly scrofula of tin-lungs), if taken in time, is also
I had been keeping company with her. from his pocket fifty cents, and, handing Scripture which had suggested the deed: cured by this wonderful medicine.
that is easily granted. Please send postal card
it
to
tho
officiating
clergyman,
said:
with your address and ask for copy of
lin t to-day she paired off with the other
For constipation or sick headache use Dr.
If thine enemy thirst, give him drink.
Pierce’s Pellets; purely vegetable. Oue a dose. 1
fellow, and I didn't know what they "T a k e this and that w ill make two dol
Tho Maories went to war to mairtain
lars?”
Tho
question
Is,
How
to
got
the
•topped hero for till wo got in the house.
their right to a territory of which they
Modesty has been known to be the death of a
] expected to marry her m yself.” " W e ll,” SI.50 from the law?
had been unjustly deprived. Hundreds woman, but it has never even made a man sick.
The follow ing occurred in a village is
•aid 1, "as he wrote his name to the cer
It w ill be ready May 1, and sample copies an*
of them had received Christianity as
offered free to all who ask for it. We know you
tificate of his g irl's marriage to another the western part of Massachusetts: A taught by Bishop Selwyn, and. singular
For 24 year- Dobbins’ E ’eetric Soap has
w ill be intere-ted in it. Quotes many thousand
man, "you had good grit to stand up there ooiif^e came into town on the train to as it may seem, tried to wage war ac been imitated by unscrupulous soap
articles at lowest price to consumers, and gives
makers. Why? Because it is best o f a 'l
information how to order, how to buy, how to
with them.” "Y e s, it rather took me be married, with ev id e n tly but fifty cording to Christian principles.
and lias an immense sale.
Be sure and 1
ship, how to liv e well and cheaply in any part
back; but perhaps her »lster, the g irl cents in their possession. T h ey went
o
f the world. Address S n i i l l i ’ N ( a s h * t o r « » 9
One
day
a
British
officer,
commanding
get,
Dobbins'
and
take
no
other.
Your
who stood up with mo, is just as good. I to a grocery store and bought seven a fort on the VVaikota, saw several large grocer has it, or w ill get it.
T H E T E M P L E O F T H E M I N D “ F K A I t - 41 8 F r o n t N t., N a n F r a n c i s c o , C a l .
FU LLY AND W O ND ERFULLY
•han’ t cry about it,” he said, as he tried cents* worth of crackers for their din
canoes coining down the stream, with a
M A D E ."
to swallow the evident lump in his ner. They then proceeded to the min
“ Speech was given man to conceal his
white flag flying. On stopping them, he
TAKE IT
ister’s
and
were
married,
and
then
tho
thoughts;” but it was a needless precaution in
throat and went down-stairs to meet the
[Author
Unknown.]
'" W . P r U J s l D E R 'S .
groom passed out tho remaining forty- learned that they wore from a very many cases.
•‘other fellow 's” sm iling bride.
“
Behold
this
ruin;
’
twas
a
skull
strong pa, up the river, and wore loaded
( Mice of ethcrirtl spirit fu 1;
Another Boston clergyman tolls the 1 three cents, and asked if there was to with potatoes and several milch goats,
For cough«, as'limaand throat disorder«
This narrow cell w h s life ’s retreat,
regon lood u r if ie r
follow ing story; "A friend of mine was be any change to come back. The min as a present to tho British General and use “ liraten's Bronchial Troches." 25
This snaee w h s thought’s »nys erious scat;
!
9 3 F i r s t St., P o r t la n d , O rN
----- — - — CU R ES
■
What beauteous visions filled this spot,
seated in his study one day when a hack ister made them a wedding present of his soldiers. The chiefs of tho pa, hav i cuts a box.
kKIDNEY
Sr LIVER DISEASES. DYSPEPSIA.
D E A L E R IN
What dreams «if pleasures long forgot;
. PIWPLES.BLQTCHES AND SKIN DISEASES. .
drove up in which a couple were soatod the forty-throe cents, and they wont ing heard that the English troops vvero
Nor hope, nor love, nor joy, nor fear
away
happy.
When the milkm aid is awkward and fretful
.HCADACHC» CÛ2TIVENESS.
Have left no trace of record here.”
dressed in the latest style—and appar
A well-known pastor of this city re short of provisions, wore carrying out the cow generally turns pail.
ently in good circumstances. Of course
“ Beneath this m ouldering canopy
S E N D F O R N E W IL L U S T R A T E D C A TA LO G U E .
literally
tin*
Scripture
injunction
they
Once shone the bright ami busy eye;
the minister expected a good square fee. lates the following: The contracting had learned in tho mission schools: If
But, start not u' the dis nal void,
A pocket mirror free to smokers o f '
A fte r the ceremony was over the couple parties of the first marriage ceremony 1 thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he Punch
If social love that eve em plo ed;
” 5c Cigar.
1 1 wilii no lawle.-s fires it gleamed,
took their departure, but the groom did ever performed were young, thoroughly thirst, give him drink.” — Youth's Com
But, through the dew o f kindness beamed, |
not forget to hand the parson the custo educated, and in excellent standing in panion.
The silent man Is the one we always listeu to
That eye shall be forever bright
___ ______
with the great, st pleasure.
When stars and suns have lost their light.’’
mary envelope. When the party had society. The groom was in good busi
ness
for
himself,
the
bride
tho
only
HEATING
BY
STEAM.
driven away the minister or his wife
“ Here in this silent cavern hung
The ready, w ift and tuneful tongue;
opened the envelope, expecting, of child of riel parents. H er father was One o f llie M ost In t ea tin g Oi«e«>verien
If falsehood’s honey is disdained
M in k a t I • m pell.
courso, to find a generous fee. They somewhat peculiar and thought his
And where it could not praise was chained;
If bold in virtue's cau»e it spoke,
were just a little disappointed and an daughter too good for any man, and con
That steam boating is not now ap
Yet gentle concord never broke;
sequently
did
his
best
to
break
up
the
I
gered to find simply a piece of paper
pears from remarks made by Mr. George*
That tuneful tongue shall plead for thee
Nearly everybody needs a good medicine. The
match.
T
h
ey
were
to
ho
married
at
W'ith this w riting on It: "W o roquest
When death uu veils eternity.”
II. Babcock before th American Society
four o’clock p. m. on a certain day. of Mechanical Engineers some time ago. impurities which have accumulated in the blood
your prayers.”
during the cold months must be expelled or when
The
above sad though beautl'ul aenti- ,
A Boston minister who has now gone That morning he offered his daughter
Mr. Babcock cited the fact that when tin* mild days come, and the effect o f bracingair ment portrays a iuin wrought d o u b le »-,;
abroad, told the writer that a couple St 0,000 cash if she would reject her at Fompeii ho found that tho old Roman is lost, the body is liable to be overcome by de at. an untimely Mage in it» former owner’s
once came to his house to bo married lover. The young man, thinking he baths there wore heated by steam, and bility or some serious disease. The remarkable existence through drugs and poison», and
and had no marriage license.
The might increase his offer tenfold and Seated in a better and more scientific success achieved by Hood’s Sarsaparilla, and the nil killed effort» of medi ine, and igno- j
groom said to the bri le: "(), yes, I gave thereby injure the prospect of his win manner than is practiced at the present many words o f praise it has received, make it ranee of the divine gift that heals w ithout
wounding and re»io.es without injury— i
you the license just before wo started.” ning the object of his love, persuaded time. The walls wi o double, and the worthy your confidence. We ask >«u to give this elec ricity. Thi» iny»teriou» though be
The lady admitted this, and said it was her to meet him at her aunt’s home at steam, of courso not above atmospheric medicine atrial. We are sure it w ill do you good. lieficeni infiin nce, a-exhibited by Dr. Dar
“ Our little girl, 19 mouths old, was troubled rin of 70 Washington street, Portland,
in her cloak pocket. Search was made, eleven o’clock a. m., instead of four pressure, was carried up through these
but no llcenso could bo found. The o’clock p. in. as was first contemplated, walls all around the room. The walls w ith scrofula sores. Her eyes were In a terrible Or., ha» averted count le » ruin» like those
eloquently described above. And ma y
groom reprimanded her and more search and at that time in the presence of a were thus heated to a temperature ap condition, and her nose all covered with s» ah »o
Physicians sal 1 they could not cure her. Wo a skull, “ w ith ethereal spirit full,” b ar» '
was made, hut no llcenso was forth few friends the young couple were proximating to that of the 'team, and commenced givin g her Hood’ s Sar aparilla, and hope and love and jo y within it» “ narrow
coming.
Then followed a sharper rep join *d in holy wedlock. So great was the occupants of the rooms wore e x now. after using two bottles in the pa -1 three
ell ’ and “ beauteous visions till the
months, her fact* and eyes are deu o f the sores, "»p o t,'’ that drugs a d drastic doses lonp
rimand and further search, hut no paper the haste and excitement, so earnest posed to a radiation from all directions. him
! her appetite has returned. We feel very
suite
have made a “ silent cavern” hut for
and
profuse
were
the
congratulations,
was revealed. The groom raved, de
This, Mr. Babcock held, is the true thankful for finding so valuable a medicine us the saving
power of this man’s »kill. For
Hood’s Sarsaparilla to save our ch ild ." J. A.
clared the bride to ho "exasperatingly that they forgot to pay the clergyman theory of heating, and the system *ol G
example,
read he bill wing card from ex
r e y , 453 M ner avenue, Stockton, Cal.
careless,” and wondered "w h y in thun for his services. But before sundown a steam heating by indirect radiation, or
M iy o r H ill of Albina, Or. Mr. Hill is a
der she could not take care of the pa friend of the groom came riding faster heating the enveloping air only, is un
man of undoubted integiity, whose word»
»peak volumes for Dr Darrin« Sure y the
per.” Then tho lady wept. The groom than Gilpin with a large and generous scientific. expensive and uncomfortable. Sold by all
•Irninrirt.,
f
l
;
nix
for
C\
'repared
;
art
of curing diseases by electricity is tak
assured tho minister " i t was all right,” marriage foe.
It is of interest to add here that tin only by ( ’. . 1IO.Hi A t o . , U n v eil, >I h »«
ing the lead, and no doubt will revolution
One day, said a popular Boston clergy
and that he should marry them without
late Joseph Harrison, Jr., of Philadel
ize Ihe practice of m dicine in the near i
D o s e s O n e D o lla r
a permit. Tho minister remained firm, man. an aged lady called at my study and phia. in d eliverin g a lecture before the
future. Drs. Darrin treat confidentially
and tho couple departed, the groom asked if I remembered attending the Franklin Institute several years ago.
all curable chronic, private and acute dis
eases.
I
•wearing aiffl tho bride weeping. The funeral of her son-in-law. Mr. B-----. I said that h«* had seen in the museum at ;
clergyman said he hoped tho lady would replied that 1 did, upon which she said Naples a boiler substantially of the
E x - M a y o r I I i j l and W i f e T e a tlfjr to D r.
D a r r in 's A b i l i t y in C u r in g T l i e l r
back out before u new permit was se that during the service she made up her same construction as the modern, vor- !
Non W it h F le c t r ic it y .
cured, and vowed that Si,000 would not mind thatsho would have me perform the tleal. tubular boiler. This boiler was
A l b in a , Or., April 10, 181K).
marriage ceremony of her youngest boy, found at Fompeii, and was made of cop To euro Biliousness, Siek Headache Constipation,
induce him to marry t he man.
Dr. Darrin—D k a k fc»lR: W e write to
Malaria Liver Coniplnint* take the safe
A South Boston pastor narrated the who was livin g with her at that time. per. Engineering and Building Record.
ami certain remody. S M IT H 'S
inform you that our son i ’laud, whom you
follow ing incident which came under Aftoi tier boy was married he handed me
cured (by your electric process) of sore and
running e rs two years ago, lias conii ued
bis observation in St. John, N. B.: Tw o a tive-dollar bill, saying: “ This isasm all
WOMEN'S FAMILY NAMES.
sound and well ever since, ami he 1ns not
foe,
but
1
w
ill
do
bettor
the
next
tim
e.”
people in middle life sought out an aged
T r o u b l e W o u ld I» « N h v « m I I f T lit*y \V«*r«
been troubled in any way with Ms ear-
Use
tho
SM
ALL
8IZK
<10
little
beans
to
the
bot
On one occasion, said a Presbyterian
end well-known clergyman to tie the
N ot D ro p p e d A lto g e th e r .
tle» They nr»* the mostconvenient; suit nli ages. since, liis hearing is just as good as can
connubial knot.
Mis advanced years pastor, I married a gushing middle-aged
There is a law yer who does a good Price of either size. 25 cent-, per bottle.
| be. We take this method to express our
bad brought him a treacherous memory, widow to u bashful country chap, and deal of real estato conveyanoing, one of K f S S S N n nt 7 17- 70 Photo-gravure, gratitude and to thank you for the good
panel size o f this picture lor 4 you have heeu to ns in the cure of our son.
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• ud, with this uncertain quantity todeal a s they were bidding mo good-bye, she the chief of whose grievances in lif»* is cents (coppers or stuuif*)
As health i» untold wealth, money could
with, he began the ceremony. There said to me in a very pleasant way: “ Is the scant respect women show toward
.1 F SMITH A CO
I t ’ s guaranteed to give satisfaction, in
ti -t purchase the benefit the cure has been
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Makers o f -Bile Beans. Ft. Lou!« Mo.
T H E TR U A N TS .
wore luckily no witnesses to the amus there any thing else wo can do for you, their names.
Th e fact that certain
event rase, or money i>aid for it promptly
to us. Iti-ferany one to us. Resoectfully,
Harrxt—"
That’s
ma
calling
me
;
she’s
go
in g scene but the clergyman's daughter- sir?” to which I replied: “ Call again.” alteration takes places in the name at
refunded.
C. II & M . a . H i l l ,
ing to lick me, ’cause I didn't hurry from
“ Favorite Prescription” is a positive cure
"N o t many men know how to behave marring«* destroys, so ho claims, what
in-law and grandson. T h e preliminaries
H ill s block, Bussell street, Albina.
the druggist’s with this medicine. Jimmy, for the most complicated and obstinate cases
over, the ring was asked for. The when they give a minister his foe foi ever regard a woman might he expected
you can take my gum till I get back ; I ’ve of leucorrhea, excessive flowing, painful
N e w S e c t io n a l M a p s o f
groom was e xceedingly nervous and marrying them,’ said ltev. Uobert Coll- to pay to an exact rendering, and tho
got to squall like I was being half-killed, or menstruation, unnatural suppressions, pro-
lick me ; ma can't hurt any, ’cause lapsus, or falling of the womb, weak back,
could not find it. lie searched in all yer recently. “ It seems to embarrass fact that any legal significance can in
O R E G O N &. W A S H IN G T O N , pa'll
she's sick most of the time.”
“ female weaknt*ss,” antéversion, retrover
1 remember any case attach to the form seems to be
bis pockets, shook his sleeve, ran his them for some reason.
Revised to October, 1W9.
Jimmy—“ Let's see that medicine. That's sion, bearing-down sensations, chronic con
band down the side of his right leg in once, out in Indiana, that a man whom quite beyond the grasp of the average
the
same
Dr.
Pierce’s
Favorite
Prescription
75 ( V i i l « Facia. T o g e th e r , 91.25«
gestion, inflammation and ulceration of the
fear of a hole in his pantaloons pocket, 1 had just united in marriage to a very (««minine brain. If a rirl baby is chris
that cured my mom. Why, she couldn't womb.
M ailed anywhere. Addr< ss
snnnk the baoy, and n ow - the ether day
fe lt of his sock, and repeated tho pro comely young woma i gave me ten dol tened Elizabeth she w ill sign herself
A Book of 1F>0 pages, treating of Woman
J. K. GILL & CO , Publishers,
sue shook pop so he doesn’t drink any more. and her peculiar diseases, and their Self
cess, increasing In nervousness as he lars for the fee. As he did so he blushed wh«*n calhal on to put her name to a
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Then he* said, with deed after sin* is grown, Lizzie, Lisa,
certainly did in blushes and awkward and stammered.
you'll wish you’d been born go»»d."
plates, mailed in plain, sealed envelope, on
ness. Finally, tho old gentleman sat perfect can lor: *1 would like to give you Elis«», Ltshet or Lisheth, according to
L A X l) ,
T II E P <> R
Please remember, that l)r. Pierce’s Fa receipt of ten cents in stamf*«.
vorite lTescription is the onlv positive
down, while both witnesses assisted the more, doctor, and and l w ill next tim e.’ which diminutive happens to be her
Addr«*s.s. W o r l d ' s D i s p e n s a r y M e d i c a l
P O R T L A N D . OR.
cure for the numerous «lisea.«es that de A s s o c i a t i o n , N o . t3G3 Main Street, Buffalo.
partially married couplo to find the His bride overheard him and looked at favorite for tho year, and w ill omit her
stroy a woman’s influence in her family. N. Y.
A
new
hotel,
cnntHiuing
all
he
modern
im-
missing symbol of their union. Down him in a queer w ay, but he evidently did middle name, give it in fu ll or by initial,
nrnveincnt**; even room light and airy; lighted
on their knees they got, and turned up not realise what he hail said in his em or sign instead «»4 her own her hus
b\ electricity ; heated by steam; open fireplace»:
baths in suit> and on «very floor: elevators.
the corner of the rug, and peered under barrassment.”
band's nanu*. according to her sweet
Guest» • nt rtabied on eith r American or Euro
the sofa, and altogether mo le a most
The door-bell rang at a m inister’s liking.
pean plan. I he restaurant the finest in th«•«• itv.
Tho task of the lawyer who
i B AR KS K : i l \ SD.
ludicrous sight. Meantime the clergy house one evening, lie answered the has to trace up half a dozen of thest*
B i l lo n « H e a d a c h e , D iz z in c « « , C o n «li p a tio n , In d ig e s
man's mnemonic faculty failed him. Hs call and was greeted bv a young coupie signatures to make sure that they all
tio n , B i l l o n « A tta c k «, and all derangements of tho stomach and
forgot w here be w as. and could not he standing before the door. The young r«'f«*r to the same person is not ealeu-
bowel», are promptly relieved and permanently cured by the use of
made to understand the mission of th# man asked: “ Does the Baptist pastor«
Is *'d to make easy the task of his wife
strange lady and gentleman. It ought live here?” T h e clergyman did not our who has to soothe his rufiled temper
to be added that he
was alsiV harm«« the young man by asking him a ith a giMnl din ner. T h at the married
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very deaf.
Fearing complications, his “ if he wished to turn Ins young lady out woman should m all cases retaiu her
As a l i l V E I T
F I X j X j , t ’neqnalcd !
own
family
name,
preceding
it
by
her
daughter-in-law sent the grandson for to grass,” but politely responded “ Yes,*
W i l e y B. A l l e n & Co.
S 'm i.R t T , CIIEtPFST,
the regular minister of tho parish. At married them and sent them on their .riven name and follow ing it with her
G e n e n tl A g e n t »,
husband s fam ily name is the lawyer's
EASIEST TO TAKE.
la*t the ring was found in an obscure way rejoicing.
idea if h»* is to be saved from insanity
‘i l l t>*t M ..l*«»rt1 »»»i«1 .0 r .
Corner, whither it bsd rolled, and the
A 1 m vcralist minister married a l ranees 1 Isom Cleveland, Julia Dent
parties to the suspended contract tt ied couple in th»* vestry of hi« church. On Grant, I. uis«* t handler Mm Iton. Julia
F o r a Sto ck of C A N D Y o r Anything for a B A K E R Y
to look resigned under the aggravating being asked his fee he repli» d: “ I never Ward Howe. Ella \Yheel»*r \\ He *x and
- send ro----
circumstances. T h e ministerial gentle make anv charge,” und was going to say ethers M1’ in ibis resn«*ct a good ex
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REO C RO S S D U M O S O B ? » N O .
man waked out of his reverie, and said that ho loft it to tli«» circumstances and siuple. N Y. Mail and Express.
A l is k y
C andy
M a n u f a c t u r in g
o
to the lady of tho house* "W h o is this generosity of the groom to decide. But
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ini*
I*t» r.
couple?
Tho answer was almost a when be got as far as “ 1 never make
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have you l < n married?” They really ni'ii'h obliged th you; good morning.”
didn’ t know how much tie y wore mar
Said a Baptist pastor to the w riter:
ried, but stammered out a reply that Once a couple “ stood up” with two
w
friend« vouuir m an and maiden and.
minute or so
vernation by
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