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TOLD BY TH E W AVES» I was a child, but the sea was old. G ray and old was the roa rin g sea. W h en first his m igh ty w aters ro lled A t iny restless fee t anti sang to m e; I wa* a child, but the w ashing w aves In their w a ilin g g r ie f o r th e ir fitfu l p ig f. C alled m y nam e in the h ollow caves, And told ine stories o f ye sterd a y . O f a stran ge old tim e, I know not when. O f a distan t land, 1 know not w h ere! O f a H om e beyond the thoughts o f men, An«l beyond the reach o f my fondest pi a y’ f I was a child, but the gra y old sea T o ld o f a tim e that was long o f y o r e ~ T o ld o f a past Kternlty Like the great infln ty before. L o n g have I trodden uis beaches bare. G athered his sea-w eeds brow n and w ild, S ca ttered his spray from my w a vin g hair A s though I were still a lit t le child. B u t now no m ore does the ocean t e ll H is m ystic tales o f the P a s t to me, F o r I h ear in his ceaseless surge and sw ell T h e ca ll o f a fa r F u tu rity. —A rth u r L. Salm on, in O nce a W e e k . TIIK CLERK’S LEGACY. It Is Inconvenient to Inherit from L iv in g People. .lames Wallace, a salesman in the dry goods store of Messrs. Fog & M il let, was electrified one morning by re- oaivlng the following letter: S in : In accordance w ith the p rovision « o f the w ill o f my Inte clien t, Mr. A nth on y W allace, I am directed to Inform you that you have fallen he r t o the »uin o f fifty thousand dollar*, not payable, h ow ever, t ill the cud o f the year. In the m e jin t o n e .y o u w .il rece ve the divid en d * q u arterly. An the m oney Is ln v c «ie d s ec u ie iv at eig h t per c e n t , thl* w ill am ount to fou r thou ■and d o lla rs an n u ally. I »en d you a check for a thousand d o lla r» In advance, »upponlns that you may tlnd it » presen t use desirable. Y o u r» respectfu lly. J o h n P o d d , A tto rn e y ut I.aw. Tim delight of James Wallace ill re ceiving this epistle in tty be imagined. Hitherto he had been confined to n sal ary of six hundred dollars a year, which, of cotu'Ho, hud compeled him to live in a modest manner. ‘‘Fifty thousand dollars! Four thou sand dollars it year! Isn’t it glo rious? Won't I make things fly?” “ Whnt do you mean by making things fly?” inquired his cousin, John Wallace, who was employed in the same establishment. “ Mean, my dear fellow5 I mean to enjoy life. That’s what I mean." _ “ Don't you enjoy it now?" “ How can I, cooped up in this shop all my time? No. the first thing I ahull do will bo to discharge old Fogg and Millet. My days of slavery are over.” “ 1 suppose you will go into Homo Other business?” “ Then you suppose wrong. With an income of four thousand dollars u year I don't need to be tied to busi ness.” "Then you will devote yourself to some study and cultivate your mind?" “ Nothing of tile kind. 1 tell you I mean to enjoy life.” “ 1 hope you will— in the right way." “ Not in your way. You’re too steady-going for mo. My plans are not arranged, except that I shall go to the Belleville Hotel to board, and next week give a grand blow-out in honor of my Inheritance. W ill you come?” “ I won’t promise. Might it not be more proper, considering Uncle An thony’s recent dentil, to postpone It?" “ Not a bit. I didn't know much of him. I haven’t seen him since I was a hoy. By the way, I wonder lie didn't leave you something.” "H o had a right to disposo of iiis property as he pleased.” “ Well, if you don't complain, I don't. That is certain.” James Wallace lost no time tn wait ing upon his employers, and tendering in u very cavalier manner his resigna tion of tile clerkship which he held. "1 congratulate you. Mr. Wallace, on your prospects," said Mr. Fogg. “ If you should determine to go into business for yourself, Mr. Millet and myso f will be glad to assist you with any advice in the selection of goods or on other points." “ I shall not go into business," said the young man. “ I have had enough of it.” This was ail Ihe satisfaction his em ployers received for their disinterested offer. James Wallace lost no time in estab lishing himself in hundsome rooms ut tlic Belleville Hotel, which lie refur nished in ii costly milliner. Al the end of ii week lie issued invitations for his ‘‘grand blow-out.” as lie called it About fifteen young men were invited, his cousin among them. John W al lace thought it might tie churlish to refuse, and accordingly accepted the invitation, but withdrew ut Imlf-pust ten o’clock, finding the entertainment fast degenerating into a drunken revel. The remainder kept it up till nearly morning, and few of them were in any condition for business the next day. James Wallace, b e in g under no such necessity, did not rise till two o'clock in tlie afternoon. As might lie expected, his bill for furniture added to the expense of his entertainment, consumed entirely the UuMiMuud dollars which hud been sent him and all this in ten days. How ever. the fact of ids Inheritance W ing known, lie found no dintcolly in ob taining credit any where. Having been accustomed to having his time fully employed, he found in his pros oit idleness that It hung heavl ly on tils hands. His associates no being in independent circiinistnnee- were occupied in the daytime. In Hi evening, however, a coterie gather, in his rooms, whore wine and eign were always provided. “ 1 shouldn't tiiink your life woul. bo very satisfactory," said his t’ousi John to him one day. “ 1 wouldn't exchange with yois at any rate John.” “ Yet 1 think I am happier thai y o it" I uin ii -unit Id a t o f o r t h e p o o r h o u s e . " waters. In one of the shortest of the • It ought to be; but I'll tell you maul bonds in Dunn's creek Bob bus what, James, though you have fifty Yid bin home for many years, always thousand dollars, and I have saved lying on the same log, und so elose to log that ‘ lie passengers only four hundred. I will guarantee, the reach him with an oar. in ease you do not change you course, cun become fright that ut the end of ten years I will be Alligators usually ened and roll off from the logs the richer of the two.” “ What’s four hundred dollars?” ex into the water at the approach of a bout, but Bob is used to it, and ap claimed James, contemptuously. "N o t much, I grant, but it is a nest pears to wait for the boat to come. egg. and ns I muy fairly count on an Kvery duy for ten years ho has been increase of salary, it will steadily in seen on the same log, and as the bout approaches he slightly turns his head, crease. ’’ “ Yerv well, vou mav go votir way as though he were waiting for the and I will go mine. By the way. why passengers to begin to shoot at him, don’t you drop in of an evening? I which they invariably do. After lie is tired of this amusement lie dives generally have u little company.” “ To be frank, 1 am afraid I shouldn't into the water, to again reappear when enjoy it, James. I usually spend my the bout returns. He has been shot evenings iti rending, it is all the lime every duy during the last decade, but he never tires of it. and no one has 1 have, nnd I don't like to lose it.” At the end of six months James ever succeeded in hitting him in a Wallace hud not only spent his semi vulnerable place. He seems to under annual income, but ns much more, so stand that he is there to act as a tar that lie was now two thousand dollars get for the marksmen and throws his in debt. This did not trouble him throat elose against the log and turns much, however. Ho thought of the his head so that the bullets can not fifty thousand dollars, and had al strike his eyes. He then knows that ready formed plans for disposing of it. be is info. The log on which Bob suns One morning ubout this time—or himself has beer, measured a number afternoon rather— for it was one o’clock of times, und his length is therefore —James Wallace was told that a gen well known. During the ten years tleman was below who wished to see since he first begun to become famous him. he has grown two feet. “ Show him up,” said the young man. Captain Bright stated that he be A n old gentleman, apparently about lieved the pilot would miss his locu sixty-five, in an old-fashioned costume, tion if Bob was lo die. He is a certain was ushered in by thg servant. landmark, and passe:.gers who are ac James Wallace hud given an enter quainted with the stream will ask tainment the evening before, lasting “ How many miles are we from Bob?” till a late hour, and the effects were in order to ascertain their where plainly perceptible in his haggard face abouts. as lie leaned negligently against the The log upon which he lies has be mantel, smoking a cigar. come known as Bob’s log, and some Just behind him was an ornamental facetious passengers have mode up French clock, and the entire apart petitions to have a post-office establish ment was elegantly furnished. ed there and Bob appointed as post “ I come from Mr. Podd," said the master, giving him us a surname that old gentleman, very quietly. “ He has of the man after whom the creek was received a request from you to ad called. Several petitions, it is said, vance a portion of the money you have been prepared, but so far as were to receive ut the end of the year. heard from none liuve been presented He is surprised at such a request. He to the department; but if “ Bob’s Land supposed your income ample to defray ing, Bob Dunn, postmaster,” is ever your expenses.” put in the "Postul Guido” it can be “ W ell,” said the young man, “ I known that no one lives there and the have been ut considerable expense to postmaster is a huge 'gnlor. fit up those rooms." Bob’s home is the half-way point be “ Not over a thousand dollars. I tween Crescent lake and St. John’s should say,” said the old gentleman river, and visitors to Florida should looking about him. not fail to see him. Cuptuin Bright “ That Is ubout the figure.” states that if they ever run short of “ And the other thousand I should ammunition they will catch Bob and suppose would liuve been sufficient to take the bullets out of his back, where maintain you during six months.” enough to stoGk a small store must be “ Then you supposed wrong. The imbedded. Bob is not a myth. He fact is, old gentleman, you don't know can be seen by any passenger who will how much it costs to support a young go up Dunn’s creek, und hundreds of man in style." tourists will testify as to his existence “ Probably not; but it is a good rule und characteristics.— Cor. St. Louis not to exceed your income.” (■lobe-Democrat. “ I don’t want uny advice,” said C O N SO LABLE W ID O W S . Jumes, haughtily. “ I am afraid it will do you little A B e r e a v e d W i f e W h o W a s O n ly T o o good. May 1 inquire tlio amount of T h a n k f u l fo r lle le a a e . your salary before this inheritance Once I was with a friend of mine came to you?” when tlie nows of her husband's death “ I starved on a salary of six hundred was brought to her. Ho had been dollars.” killed in u railway accident. She was “ Do you know how much your cousin shocked by the nows and tho dreadful receives?" suddenness of it, and turned so white “ Seven hundred now. Ho did re that I thought she wus going to faint. cofvo the same with me last year.” 1 made her sit down on a sofa that wus “ How tniieh are you in debt?" near, and she whispered in my car: “ Get them all out of the room, Mndgo, “ About two thousand dollars.” “ So you have spent four thousand, 1 uin so afraid thoy will sue tlie joy in or your entire year's income iu si,x my fuce that I feel in my heart!” He had been u brute to her und to his months?” “So it appears,” said James, non children. He used often to knock the chalantly. little ones down in his rages, and, though his wife never told mo so, I "W h at am I to think of that?” “ Really, old gentleman, for lliaven’t fancy that lie more than once hud laid the pleasure of knowing your numo, his hand upon her by no means “in the you appear to concern yourself consid wuy of kindness.” erably in my affairs. May I suggest Now, was not that a release from tliut I don't see any necessity for it.” misery for her and her children? They “ Perhaps you will when you know uro liuppy ns possible now. und when my name.” any one suggests a second marriage to hor site smiles in a way that a few of “ All right. Let me know it." her friends understand thoroughly. “ I am Anthony W allace." "W h a t!" exclaimed the young man, Leila, our American friend, is great starting ns if lie had been shot. “ My on the subject of widows. “ I know,” uncle! Are you not dead then?" she says, “ that society expects wid " I am ns much alive as ever I was." ows to sit on their husbands’ coffins " I don't understand it,” said the und make every body uncomfortable, nephew, pale witli affright. und society is just the first to turn und "Then I will explain. I have no rend them for doing iL Just you wait Others to inherit my property except till I'm a widow; i’ll lie a real smart you and your Cousin John. Not wish one. This is the sort of cup I'll wear,” ing my money to bo wash'd in extrav und she sketches her own pretty head, agance, mid being able to think of no with u cap about two inches square on other ordeal, 1 took the course 1 did. the top and a pair of “ weepers" To my mortification, I find tliut you streaming on tlie air behind. "There! have run a career of extravagance and shan't I look nice? Oil, girls! 1 wish dissipation. I recall the inheritance, I'd been born a widow. Unit 1 do!"— and shall make John, of whom I hear “ Madge,” in London Truth. | excclent reports, uiv heir. As for you. I • low true was Kmerson's conclu will pay your debts and will allow twelve dollars a week for three months. sion wlien ho said that the best part of During that time, 1 advise you to ob health is a line disposition. Nothing tain n situation. After obtaining it I will supply tho want of sunshine lo shall watch your course, and if it peaches, and to make knowledge valua meets my approval I will give you an ble. you must have the cheerfulness of _____t | t .________ income of fifty dollars » month. Tliut wisdom. is the utmost you need expect. Had — What this country needs is maple things been different, you should have sugar that will pass a thorough C’ivil- received ttie fifty thousand dollars Servlce examination.- which is but one-half of my prop — i, you take tlie right side, tlie just erty." sldx ultimately men, however miioh Jumes W allace's mortification was I they oppose you and revile you at first, extreme, but he had no ono to blame { will eorno to your siqqiort. F.artli, but himself. His cousin received the I with all its power, will work with you Inheritance, of which ho made a and for you. and Heaven is pledged to worthy und noble use, and has since condiiot ycu to complete success* — inherited *1“« lialanee a / hi* entire Seward. property. .Tames Is still a clerk on a | There nret in the truest sense, no small salary. Horatio Alger, Jr., in groat tilings and no little things in the Y’aukee Blade. »pliere of duty. Whatever is to be done is tlie one thing in the world to tie A N O T t D A L L IG A TO R . done by him who ought to do it; and H r R a t h e r l.n jo y n tte tn g S h o t s t m u l In however unimportant that tiling may on seem in itself, it has its relations to Boli of Dunn's oreok is the best- every other thing done by every other known to river men and tourists of person S. >*. Tim e* uny alligator in Florida. He is one of — Whnt maintains onB vice would the largest saurian* in the State, being bring up two children. You may fourteen f»»ei six Inches in length, think that a little tea or a little punch while the largest alligator on the St. now and then, diet a little more cost John's river of which any reliable ac ly, clothes perhaps a little finer and a count v ii n lie lind is but sixteen feet in little entertainment now und then, can length. Dunn's creek. Dob's home, is be no matter, but remcmtier many a “ You find your happiness Ii, »lav- one of the most beautiful of Florida ary mid drudgery— I don’t,” rcjoiued streams. It is twenty-two miles in miekte makes a miickle; and further, beware of little expenses; a small leak Jam es. length and it is very deep, being the » i l l sink a large ship.— Franklin. "In what, then?" outlet from t're-eent lake into St. — Any body can soil the reputation “ In independence, and plenty of John's river. It is a very crooked of an individual, however pure and money." stream, and is so narrow that in “ I am glad if you have plenty of plan*» the boat will sorai>e the banks, chaste, by uttering a suspicion that his money. I suppose you might be ex it is Bunt with evergreens, which 1 enemies will believe, and his friends never hearof; a puff of the idle wind ceeding your income. meet m erhead forming u leafy bower “ Well, supposo I hare. Shan’t I that is delightful to the lover of the can shake a million seeds from the thistle ami do a world of mischief have a pile coining In at the end of the picturesque. I'he windings are very which the hushandsman must labor year?" abrupt at times and the navigation Is “ 1 am afraid that will only lead to exceedingly difficult. The slcamer ! long to undo. Such are the seeds of the slanderer, so easily sown, so diffi fresh extravagance on your part." (ieiugla. Captain Bright cimiuiuiiding, | “J tiiink it will be some, time before is the only boat no* vising in iu cult to gather up. and so pernicious iu thoir fruits. » K ille d a S c o r p io n W H A T B K A N D R A T H 'S P1L.LH DO a ia te . Mr. L J K*-e»e, of Carroll County. Go., is exhibiting a make which he killed and which he says is the out growth of a red-headed scorpion. Mr. Keese says lie lias seen these scorpion snakes before they bad shed their fore le g s —seen them when they were snake and lizard combined. The species of lizards which make these snukes are usually found about rotten logs or stumps, having red heads and green and reddish stripes lengthwise their bodies, and usually larger and more clumsy than other lizards. When they have turned into snakes they are very hard and sleek, and are of a red dish brown color on the back, with black and white specks and a black stripe along the center. The sides have white stripes along them. About two inches of the tail is brown and very hard and sharp, and the belly is perfectly white. These snakes taper gradually from the bead backward. They do not grow very large. The one spoken of above was two feet and four inches long, and from the size of a man’s thumb at the head to a pin at the tail. — Atlanta Constitution. S u s p ic io u s S u b m is s io n . A small boy had been having a day of unmitiguted outrageness, such as all children who do not die young are likely to have at times, and when he wav ready for bed his mother said to him: “ When you say your prayers, Geòrgie, ask God to make you a better boy. You have beou naughty to-day. ” Tlie youngster accordingly put up his petitions in the usual form, and then, before closing with “ Amen,” be added: “ And please, God, make me a good boy.” lie paused a second and then, to the utter consternation of his mother, concluded with unbated gravity: “ Nevertheless, not my will, O Lord, but Thine be done!” — Providence Journal. ---------- ♦ --------------- A G re a t U n d e r ta k in g , “ What under the sun are you com ing around this way asking people all these questions about their ages, and such things that ain’t nobody’s busi ness?” inquired the woman with a baby in her arms of the census taker. “ Madam,” said that official, politely, “ you remember, no doubt, lust election time, and tlie consequent inaugura tion.” “To be sure.” “You know how the whole country was topsy-turvy, and seemed to have lost all rationality.” "Y es.” “ Well, madam, I am helping ths country to right y n m is’’ — Mr. Grumpy— “ 1 don't see why you advertised for a plain cook;’ you know I like little fancy dishes and entrees." Mrs. Grumpy (meaningly,' “ Because I’ll never h a v e another good- looking cook in this house, my dear. I’ll attend to yeur fancy dishes and entrees myself.” — Epoch. — At the Mansion House b all.—Mr. Griggs (who has retired from the pro vision trade, and is ever so exclusive) — “ A very line swarry. General, but a little mixed, don’tyou think?” General Tufts (who is also exclusive)— “ Hang it all. sir, you can’t expect them all to be cheese mongers.”— Pick Mo Up. I — Ii is nut what wo intend, but what" we do, that makes us useful. — Good counsel is only thrown away upon those who are full of their own perfections. — Tho moral cement of society Is virtue, it unite» nnd preserves, while T h e w isest man m ay lx* wi«*er to day than he was yesterday aud to-m orrow thau he i- to-day Iu B k a 'D H K T H ’ s P i l e s the true lif. medicine lias Ireen found, compos d as they are of numerous vegetables so com bined that« a h multiplies the virtues of the rest. They never can do any harm. Their action is always the tame, no matter how long or in what doses they are taken They purge «way tha waste particles ol the *>stem. They recruit the animal vigor and arrest the p r gress of decay. They purify the blood They stimulate the li\er. They invigorate d gestion. They open the por« s. They make the bowls do the work of the kidneys, thus giving those orgHiis an oftimes needed rest. One -*r two nl hr (or a week will demonstrate tl eir power and is generally sufficient to cure ordinary r iseases. T h a t f a n ta n k e r o u N O ld StM?0« W onnui Dearrlbod in the nursery ballad, “ w h o lived upon n oth in g but vitu als and d r in k .'' and >et “ w ou ld n ever 1** q u ie t.” was u ndoubtedly troubled w ith c h ro n ic in d igestio n . H er victuals, lik e those o f m any oth er eld e rly (terse ns whose d ig e s tiv e pow ers h ave becom e im p a lrd , d id n 't agree w ith her. I bis was before the area o f llo a tetter’ s Stom ach Bitters, o r som e (»lie o f her num erous frien d s and relatives w ou ld u n d o u b ted ly h a v e persuaded Jicr to try the great sp ecific fo r dyspepsia, count ip* tlo n and b illio n s ness. T h is w ou ld h ave been a measure o f self protection ou th e ir part, fo r she w ou ld soon n ave been cu red and ceased to distu rb them w ith her clam or. T h e most obstin a te cases o f in d iges tio n , w ith its attendan t heartburn, fin tu leu ce, constant uueasiuess o f the stomach and o f the nerves, are c o m p le te ly o vercom e by this sovereign rem edy, « ’ h ills and fev er am i b illon s rem ittent, rheu m atism and k id n e y troubles are also re lieved by it. E x p erien ce Is the nam e men g iv e to th e ir fol lien or th eir sorrows. a fë lN S H e w h o loves t(» read, and kn ow s how to re- fleet, has la id by : perpetu al feast fo r his old age. 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U-»e noth iny but Dobbins’ Electric Soap. Have your grocer keep it. Th e d e v il’s most d e v ilis h w hen respectable. I f a fflicted w ith Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac T h om p so n ’ s E ye W ater. D ru ggists sell it. ‘Jôc. H ate idleness and curb all liassions. in a ll w ords and action s. T h e cou ntry is flo o ert w ith p o o r im ita tio n s o f “ Heal o f N orth C a rolin a P lu g Cu t S m o k in g T o b a c c o .” T r y few can Sfa írrS íü k r Be EYE«ADY DRESS STAYS, G kkm jca ror breakfast. «S£ M a n u factu red fro m F IN E S T S P R IN G S TE E L, R u b b e r C oated, S atin e and S atin C o vered. GUARANTEED 81 EINWAY. £ KA" 1,H *’KA**t* THE IVER-READY EXTENDERS C H IC H E S T E R 'S E NGLISH P IL L S . R e w a r d — I f you n ave au Old Bore that needs* h ea lin g , and that oth er rem edies h ave fa iled to> h eai; o r a brea k in g out o r itc h in g o f the scalp- o r b ody; or a B o il, Burn, Cut, o r a n y a ilm e n t for- w h ich a S alve is su itable, buy a 25-cent box o f! M e x i c a n W a i v e , w h ich is W arranted to» Cure w hen e v e ry th in g else fails. I f n ot kept by,' you r d ru ggist send 2i> cents in stam ps to J. C;. D emf . n t , A gt., A storia , Or., aud re ceive a boxc b y m a il. DIAM O N D BRAND. The only reliable pill for sale. Haft -1 ^nd sure. I.adl«-«. ask Druggist ror'" A B IG S H O W “ ho D ia m o n d I t r a i i d , in r e d , no*, allic boxt-s, .scaled with blue ribbon. , T a k e n o o t h e r . AU pills in pasteboard boxes with pink wrappers art* d u n ic t-ro ii« i-ou u terfY itN . Send 4 e . (stamps) lor par ticulars, testimonials, etc., and “ U e i l c f fo r in (eiler. bv r e t u r n m a ll. • m ith ’s Cash 8to re, 418 Front 8t., a . F., O a i largest general dealers west o f th e MtasiMippi R ir »r . Dry Goods, Notions, H osiery, U n d er w ear; WaU Paper, S tation ery; Blanketa, Bad- d in g ; Boots, and Shoe»; Canned Goods, Dry tm ita; W ooden, T in , Crockery, Glass .G ranlta aad Hard w ar». Meat, Fish, Provisions, Honey, Grain, Feed, Groceries, Pure Spicee, Seeds, Ba- aes; Drugs, M edecinea; Clocks, A m m u n itio n Rubber Goods, Tents, and q u a n tities o f otfcer fo o d s at low est prices for Cash only. Send t a . stamp fo r (n il hst by first m all, and learn haw r le liv e cheap and w ell at sm all cost; 32 y e a n la i Easiness: Customers In »v e ry County west a t t flfca B ecky M ountains, and m any a la e w k e »** 1 bIcbeater C heat. Co., YladUon gq., Phlla., l’a. I CURE FITS! I do not mean merely to stop them for a time and then havo them return again I mean a radical cure 1 have made the diaeaae of f it s , e p il k p c Y or f a l l IN** sic kn ess a life-long Study. I warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. Because others havo failed is no reason for not now receiving a cure. Send at once k»r a treatise and a free bottle of my infallible remedy Give Express and Post Office. H O ROOT M <1 183 Pearl St . New York t o 9 H a d a y . Sam ples w orth & £ .1 5 I H K K . L in e » not under horses’ fee t S F ^ w r ite B re w s te r M a fe ty M e l» H o l d e r C o .. H o l l y . M i c h . AildreuH, A 3 ’ 3 f. G abler, Roen iah Pianos; Burdett Organe, band Instrumenta, 'zar geeit stock of Sheet Mtudc and Books. Bands suupU Ued alt Eastern IMoe« M A T T H I AB G ELA Y CO.. WO Street. Bac Frano*** A re m a de o f th e sa m e m a te ria l, w ith ela stic en ds and B u ckle*. #5 ^P *A sk fo r the E V E R -R E A D Y Stays and E x tender», and ta k e n o other. B R O W N A’ M E T Z N E R A g e n t » , 5 3 5 M a r k e t S t r e e t , S. F . It« superior excellence proven in millions of homes foi more than a quarter of a century. I t is used by the United States Government. Endorsed by the heads of the Great Unlversitiefl as the Strongest, Purest and moat Healthful. l>r. Price’s Cream Bakiug Powder does no* contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Sold only in cans. PRICK B A K IN G PO W D KR CO. NKW YORK. CHICAGO 8AN FRANCISCO. rugging, by R estored B E W A R E o f w o rth less im ita tio n s. See Is stam ped on the hack RCD CROSS •1» THE Mr STON TREATMENT. S ta led book te n t free. C A U TIO N . PENNYROYAL HOW TO ACT I ADVICH M i r Mensufleriogfrom l . o * t V i g o r , . N e r v o u s D e b ilit v .«, P r e m a t u r e D c c j i n e , etc., re sulting from indiscretions, excesses, c’o.. u r e « l w i t l i o u t .Stout- M b V fG O R N o t to Rust, Break o r S plit. S titch ed to tho Seam s, N o pockets o r h o t iro n s requ ired. th a t” E V E R R E A D Y o f ea ch S' ay. * êo lic$ c $ c I f len gth o f days be th y p o rtio n m a ke it not It Ike n’t Pay th y ex p ecta tiou . to use u n certa in m eans when su fferin g from diseases o f the liv e r , blood or lungs, such as b il PllzKM! P I L E * ! ! P IL K H !!! iousness, o r “ liv e r c o m p la in t,” skin diseases, scrofulous sores o r s w ellin gs, o r from lu ng Dr. W illia m 's In d ia n P ile O in tm en t is the o n ly scrofula (c o m m o n ly k n ow n as consum p •are cure for Blind, Bleeding or Itching Files tion o f the lu n gs) w hen Dr. P ie rc e ’ s G olden ever discovered. It never fa ils to cure o ld M edical D iscover/ is guaranteed to cure all ch ro n ic cases o f lo n g stand ing. these affection s, if taken in tim e, o r m on ey paid Judge Cotfinburv* C le vela n d , O., Says: for if w ill he h roiuprly refunded. “ I h ave fou nd hy ex p e rie n c e that Dr. W il lia m 's In d ia n P ile O in tm en t g iv e s im m ed ia te $.'•00 offered fo r an in cu rable case o f Catarrh r e lie f.” iu thr Head, by the p rop rietors o f Dr. Sage’s D o not suffer au in stan t lon ger. Sold by W il Rem edy. lia m so n ’s M a n u fa c tu rin g Co., Props., C levela n d , O h ia. f»Oe aud 41. Sold by L. Blurnauer & Co., W h o lesa le D ru g It is the fo olish a im o f the atheist to scan in gists, Portla n d , Or. fin itu d e w ith a m icroscope. A ( ’o l i g l i . C o l d o i ’ M o r e T h r o n t re qu ires im m ed ia te a tten tio n , as n eglec t resuls in some in cu rable Lu n g Disease o r C h ro n ic Throat Trouble, "tin ru m 's bron ch ia l Troches" w ill in va ria b ly g iv e relief. D ia l **». A t D ruggists a n i * IH I Ci'AfiLLJ A V0GELE1 CO . B»lllmor». M l £f% ^ THRESHING WE O r . SPINNEY; • 26 |h ng fn-Ml till* & 28 N. F ir s t AND S tre e t. ----- Half Price. c V C O ., S U P P L IE S , P o r t la n d , O r e g o n . It’s Easy to Dye P lf tM O H D P v f S fu ll descriptive circulara of MOOOY’S HEW TAILOR SYSTEM OF ORCSSCUTTIRO. A n y la d y o f ordi- I nary inte.ligenco | Pomosses many Important Advantages over all can easily and other prepared Foods. q u ick ly learn to cut and mal:o a n y garm ent, la IN V ALID S R E L IS H I T . a n y style to any measure for lady M a k a a P tu m p , L a u a h ;n g , H e a lth , B a b la a . o r child. Address R e g u l a t e s the S to m a c h a n d B o w e ls. Sold by Druggists. BS c., 50 , . , B l .o o . S u p e rio r IN S tre n g th , F a s tn e s s , B e a u ty , BABIES CRY FOR IT. MOODY & CO., WILLS. RICHARDSON t CO , luntMTO*. VT. Baby Portraits $160 PER MONTH A n d ex p en se* to represent the r.ie ilit’ l i i i m l a m i L o a n C o . In this cou nty. Best o f referen ce* requ ired. A p- j pij ut Rome < MB' • F lo o d H o i Id i n g . M a n AND _ S im p lic ity .. W arranted to < oh >r m ore goods than «>-y other • dyes eve r made, an i to giv e m ore brilliant and durable colors. Ask tor the JitmnuHd, and take - no other. 36 colors ; xo cents each. A Portfolio o f beautiful baby portraits, printed on fine plate paper by i«ite n t phut«» t»OK*ess, sent WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Burlington, fit. free to M other o f any Baby te r n w ithin a year. Kvery M other wants these pictures; send at once. G ive Baby’ s name and age. For G ild in g or B ro m in g F a n cy A rtic le s , U S E WlllSf RICHARDSON 4 CO, Piopt, Burlington, Vt Gold, S ilv e r, Bronxe, Copper. DIAMOND PAINTS. I ’tiioago. Ill S i.00. ^ld by Druggists. I TO A F T crt THE APHRO M ED lClf!«! i . WRSTKRN » * * > ' I BOX T P i* \ sD O K by n i f l b t R »% la n e f i n g i t t\;i. •>r- on.I »n -l « ash ington Ms.. Portland. O ,. Ceuta* F r a n c lo c o . « a l . G D. B. D Y C H E t CO.. oi stim u lan t*, lo h m v o o r o p iu m o r t lir o igh >a* 1 *I»i 111 iii-in.'t"ti«>n, o ver im tiilg- e:»rv ,v. , «m ii » * I «"¿ »o ' Umili r - " U ” . W akefu l ucu». Hearing »lo w it I ’m n* in the Ha« k . Sem inal \\ ^ k nés*. II > sfei i * Prostration M *» w »••« V I htnivsiotis. I en<- rrluva . o r\ . lo v s o f pow er and Im pute»- v. w hich i f „ «elected often lead to prem *tu reol‘d a < e a » d i* -a It ' P e f 1 0<* a b«»\ * boxes for f OU 8? » o* m a il on n-«*eir»t o í pn ce A W t i l l I t N U t % H \ X T F F for every f iX order, to refund r e re «•» if a I ’ r n . i a n e n l cure i* not effected Thousands o l testimonial? from o ’ 1 and young, o f both sexes, r e ’su e n tlj cored t»x ir w iio m T i!« « t'lrr n la r I.« Ooly ’ 1 prescribe and fu lly en d< rs» Big G m th< specific for the certain cur» o f this disease. O. H. l N ' H A H AM . M P . Am sterdam. N Y. j W e h a v e sold Big (• for m any years, and .t baa vrn the best o f sat:« r m oney 1» funded. I» 0 V X P O S IT IV E GUARANTEE o o n r e a ti y er\ti h m « dixeii'O. or any disorder o f the gen era tive or gii ma o f either BLFCRC (jlR E G O R Y M A C H IN E R Y i Cincinnati, O. APHRODITINE" 1 ». ir i BLOOD! TU Celebrated French Cure. E N G IN E S , W IT H FOR T H E HwifVs Mjtccilic cun'll m • o f »’H iiffr, which w a* hereditary, for m y utihcr «hol «-(' i'u n trr. My ft»*** resiste,I * ii other trentine t. In tH«t ttrcvv w orse all tho time. I let! oi T m II other remedies, and look s. s. s. which forced • it the poison until m y system " as dem ise I, when the I'm icer healed, not even leaving j» sign» M health sin e has been excellent. M us. L u n \ K. !>*■►«. V s. ^ I*« son. I »*..?■»♦ pt > . ‘s,v Send fo r Treatise on Cancer a t«l Blood Disease ; nul led free. s \V I KTH I* KOI FI «' MX. D rn w eri. Atlantik, tin. STOCK ------------------------------- W rite for D escription nnd Prices. II. ease o f Kidneys o r Bladder, Weak Back, Nervous D ebility. W asting o f Bcxituf {Strength. etc., cured and restored to healthy vigor. N. B. Persons unable to visit ns may be treated •spoud iiistructions «en t by inail Consultatici til o r expresa. e Uree. Send 4 ce ut a iui-tam psfor ih e Young M&u'i Friend or Guide lo V\ adlock. Who know a good thing when t h e y s e e it, cannot lie fo o le d l>v a poor Iminitation of the well-known "Seal of North Carolina" Plug Cut Tot«eeo. Hear in m im l that the genuine “ Seat’ caste yon mi more than the many trashy plug cute that some ileatern carry. Si'e that vou get ihe S ail of North Caro lina, and vou will smoke no other tobacco. F Are Offering First-Class New Engines at M I D D L E - A C E D M B N S & K f fift S H n to lte r N O ------------------------------------------------AND ----------------- |k| E D I f A I I O Deoility. Loss o f Vigor, Semina B l t f V W g l Losses. Weak Memory, Dunpou dency, ¿ic., due to excesses or abuse, cured. V O U M O from the ef! T U U U l f l l¥ I K o f y out h l„ l fo llies Of ir eretlon should a v a il themselves o f our treatment. va treatment, A positive cure guaranteed in every case, BypfcTils, Urinary and Venereal Diseases a ll unnatural dia charges, prom ptly and saiei/cured. ' I ’i m e ARE CLO SING O U T O U R ------------------- T H R E S H IN G Dr. Spinney 4 Co. ¿G£ESi£Si£ O h l * . engines CURES WHERE A U ELSE FAILS. It t ough Syrue. Tastesg«sM. U f* i n time, t^-l-1 . by dru ggist*._____ ■ F ^ P ln l i t S<5.22 IÛ S250.*^2 f ’V’" " ». R» >n -A ' • .V. H - P fm w ante no* <,*•! ‘•usine,, en e rie n e e . V. er miml >>><»( trm .iiny stamp toe r e y .,. B.F. J. A C S . N. P. N U . Mo. Dsiicious Biscuit Ask your Grocer for COW i.ief.T ,e.l w h o c i i (Mm i»h » -. » I »Iw I — i..:*’ ImM* to th e u »ln e»a r . m ment. n .»r h. proit-ahlr eet'i'l > v -l el—. A *-w ve.-».-.. M i n t . ' « » « ¡O d r-A M I«. r\ J t 'I I N — - V .- - !•»'* Multi St.. S. F . N . U . N > MAKE — A — BRAND SODA °« SALERATUS. ibtoitttty Fim