Newberg graphic., July 13, 1889, Image 4

A Pretty Ouad Sen truce.
O dd o f tlie greatest letups o f a student's Ufa
Is that he Is obliged to write compositions,
says The Sew lluren Morning News It li
something looked upon as extra work, and ti
usually left until the last minute. Then the
student hurriedly collects the necessary data,
ami in writing is very apt to introduce sen
tences from the encyclopedia.
Unfortunately it happens that one of ths
professors o f English at Yale has written
numerous articles for the encyclopedias. A
fitw da\s ago this professor was resiling ovei
a composition with its author when becam e
aeries a particularly finely constructed sen­
tence.
• That’» a pretty good sentence,” remarked
the professor
"Y e s, I prilled myself on that,” replied th<
student
" S o did 1 when I wrote It,” added the p ro
fesaor, to the great discuiullturo o f the pupil
"NO HORS HOB..L S H A U N ' FOR HIM.”
“ NOW, SONNY, TIIHKK MINUTAS TER SAT T i t
FRAVKHg."
BOYS, ALL TOGETHER I”
HAI> TRAVELED WITH BARNUM AS Tn
"SERPENT NECKED WONUKR."
-U fe .
NAPOLEON
THE A R IZ O N A
A Western Kditor with a Orest I s t f
'tilings to I.lve Pur.
The last issue of the Arizo 1a Kicker
contained the following:
E x p l a n a t o r y , — Tho absence of our
lociety column for the last throe is­
sues seems to call for an explanation.
The trouble was jealousy among the
bon ton. If we happenod to make a
five-lino
announcement that Mrs.
Colonel Dash expected her brother-in-
law direct frain the California peni­
tentiary on a ce.rtuin date, and only a
four-line item to the effect that Mrs.
Judge Do Soto, imported her bustle
direct from Zansibar. there was an ill-
feeling which stirred up the entire
community.
W e B o o m . — While the towns about
us have been bragging of their pro­
gress, wo have kept quiet and got in
our work without kicking up any cloud
of dust. Brag is all right in its way.
but we don’ t propose to eomo out with
a double-leaded, soaro-head article
every time a citizen bangs a now front
gate. Booms are good enough in thoir
way, but there must be merit behind
them. With no disposition to claim
this as the only growing town in
Arizona, und with no dosire to
kill the growth of rival towns,
humbly call attention to tho fact that
since January 1st fourteen now saloons,
three poker rooms and four retail to­
bacco stores have been opened in the
place, and at the present moment
eighteen men are engaged In building
a jail capable of accommodating thirty
prisoners. W o have done all this with­
out any brag or bluster, and we pro­
pose l*> keep right on in the same quiet
fashion, leaving the outside world to
judge for itself as to where it shall
seek new homes and invest its capital.
I t P a y s . — Several months ago we
established a grocery and feed store in
connection with the Kicker. The New
York World, Herald, and other effete
dailies of the metropolis predicted a
dismal failure, but the result shows
they were mistaken. W e figured that
this other business would be just what
we needed to distract our mind from
the harrassing thoughts of editorially
running this country, and that we
would bo all tho better and brighter
for being occasionally interrupted it
our literary labors. Tho result has
justified our predictions— and more.
W e were never in as good mental con­
dition as now, while our sales have
Hr act ion.
k e p t in c r e a s in g w e e k b y w e e k u n til we
TI iuuk I i young Jones was well unit hearty bo wont! j ,
,
^ ...... 11 ,,|
k i „ q „ .,1
have been compelled to hire a clerk to
nu’er attend a party.
For ho Halil thAtHm-ial ploasure inailo him wrary. assist us. The editorial entitled “ Ad­
weak and sore:
vice to the President” was written with
Not a whit cared bu for ibiRi-lng, or a maiden all
more than a dozen interruptions to
ent rancing.
Wliat to other» prov • il a treasure »Imply was tc measure corn, draw molasses and sell
him n lx>ro
clothes-pins, and yet wo will put it
He fourni Utile consolation in the art of conversa j against anything which over originated
lion,
from tho pen of the stuck-up and exclu­
An<l all nature's w omlroiiH beauty from his care !
sive New York editors.
less eyes was hid ;
Music, painting could not pleaso him. and high art
Ouit J kalous C ontemporary . — T he
would only tease him.
80 . ns if from sense of duty, ho bt»cniu *au In dyspeptic old excreseenco who claims
to edit tho milk-und-mush publication
valid
But 1 found ono grant attraction that would i*uu.s»
Into actio n
fill'd dec I ire lu was not sickly, «uch new
Ktreuvrtli
hl.n came).
When with every indicaiiou that he'd reach bis
destination,
lie would w ill: u mile uo quickly, just to join u
P iter gamo
•Drake's Magazine
. .dcig.irttiii Series.
A
“ Now, c I liv.i,” ufter reading tho old
■t-ury of U t diington’s exploit with his
hatchet, “ V i mu all you can remember of
ttaa.t |HVttj tory I havo just road to you.”
T It: tltt L'LT.
Ciato 1 (Tc 1 Iv, s years old)—Georg Wash
inton is our father did ho tell a lie no lie
never did lie did it with is hachit.
Slate II lEttal, 7)—g"org w&shinton was
tho father o f is eontro hen father sed did you
do it ho sed 1 wud not lio i did it with uii
Hut hit and then ho busted is tcers.
Slate 111. (Ocorgie, 0) —Ueorgo Washington
Lithe futbor *>f our country and ho did it
with his hatchit and ho suid father 1 did It
did the boy deny i t « in* did he try to put U
ou ho uio other feller N<> lie did uot tell no In
he bust into tears. — Life.
WITH
I
A PIGTAIL.
Sing
You
Explains Some Mysterie» O*
Modern Uauklug.
^ h e flight of Sing You, tho lat© esteemed
ashler of See Son & Co., Chinese bankers in
Chicago, with 115,000 belonging to depoeitors,
excited ail Chinadom. The news that Sing
V ou had appeared in the boodlers’ colony in
Montreal excited Chinadom more. The re-
| ceipt of the following letter yesterday by a
brother Celestial in Mott street, this city,
gave Chinadom a positive thrill.
M ontleal , F kbbklalv ; tw o tlee .
To Wun Lung, Mott stloet, New Yorkee,
I from Sing You:
Whoopee! Me, alie saraee Melican man,
I gettee >n tlain, como Canada, cop nocatchee,
i keepee cash, gettee dlunk, singee song, laise
I hellce, allee samee hood lees, all sarnee Eno,
j alie Harnee Mundelbaurn, alio samee Piado
j liVck-a-Boo syuopsee, plage# 8 ), no comee
j back allee satnee Henly Ives, heap foolee.
You teileo me you no sabhee make# money
Me tellee you. You catcliee place in bankee,
ilice Harnee plesident, keepoe book*, keepee
cash, puy intlest. Heap fine bankee, heap line
-afee, heap big sign Plenty heap Chinaman,
ho como.
Hop Ah Kin, he come, ho say*. “ Mistab
| Bankee Plesident, mo catchoe some money
washy-washy, maybe tlee bundled dollah.
You keepee him fob me?”
You say him. ''A lice light, me keepee
him.” You takee money. You givee le-
ceipt.
W ing Choo, he come, he say: “ Mistab
Bakee Plesident, ino catcliee I illy m oney.”
You say him "H ow you gettum?”
He say- "M e catcliee butts in guttee, make
heap fine cigalettes.”
You «ay lain. “How rnuchee money you
gottee ?”
Ho say you: “ Meo gottee sebbenty dollah.”
You say him: “ Allee light, me sock him in
safee, pay you intlest.”
Meen Fun, he come, he say you: “ Mistab
Blankah, me have heap fat wad, you keepee
him fob me?”
You «ay him: “ How fat?”
Ho say you: “ Wad belly fat—more steeu
handled dollah.”
Yon say him: “ Me plenty koepee him In
safeo, heap pay intlest, you go catehee some
more.”
Allee Chinaman they come, puttee wad,
puttee boodle, puttee sponduiix in safee. You
catchee bimeby more fifty tousand dollah,
makee you heap glad. Bimeby Chinaman
he come, he say: “ Maybe you give me wad,
m eg o back China.” You say him: “ Allee
’ightee; comes tomollah, fo’ clockee.” Notha’
Chinaman he comoo, ho sayee: “ Flaps you
payee me my boodle, mo go Han Flancisco.”
You say him: “ AIleo light; fo’ clockee to­
mollah.” Notha’ Chinaman, becom e, he say:
‘ Mo allee bloko up; must pay tlee bundled
dollah; mo wantee my scads.”
You say:
"A lice 1 ightee; com e tomollah, fo’ clockee.”
Notha’ Chinaman he come, ho say: “ My
blotha’ ho gettee a I lusted; mo wantee six
bundled dollah go baillee.” You say: “ Allee
light, fo’ clockee tomollah.” Allee Chinaman
vvanteo money outee, none puttee money in.
Allee snmee you smile likee Henly Ives, you
say: “ Comee tomallah fo’ clock.” Y ou closet*
«loor, pulleo down blind, open safee, takee out
money, puttee him in glippee sack, ca tch «'
tail load ticket foh expless fob Montleal,
wh<x>|*ee, dam sudden.
Fo’ clock tom ollah he come, allee China
nan comee bank. Bankee heap closed. China
:uan busteo in, bus tee in safee, allee money
Ucap gone. Chinaman lush dowu teleglnpL
office and teleglaph:
N ew Y okeee , Feb. i!0.
To Wun Lung,
Plesident Bankee,
Moot leal:
. You comee bock heap quickee Pay money.
D epkositurs .
7 Paid DO.
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:
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down at the corner of Catfish alley is
You leadeo him. You smilee. Y ou go
jealous of our advertising patronage.
oleglaph office, you teleglaph:
In a labored article this week in his
M ontura i.. Feblaly tootoo.
:
poorly printed old apology ho says that
To Peplositors Chinaman Bank,
wo practice bulldozing to bring adver­
Mott HtliH't, New Yorkee:
;
i^its!
:
tising.
What a liarl
The Kicker
1 Collect 50.
W un L u . vo . :
practice bull-dozing!
The idea is
You go back hotelIce, you smilee, 3*011
laughable, and if he was worth mind­
itchce lino dinnah, lonst lx*efeo. maccalom
ing we would walk down to his shanty
i.'il lice, lobius, Lisbelly puddin. You eatcc
and choke tho assertion down his
l>. you smilee, you getteodlunk alleo time
brazen throat. There used to bo sov
•o same Melican nmn, whoop! heap fun
eral firms here which dldn t believe in
i ■::i!—New York World.
H inu Y ou.
advertising. W e couldn’ t make ’em
An lloncst Unman.
believe in it until we went at it and
found out that they were composed ol
"I sco you aro advertising lino creamery
gentlemen who had skipped from the .liter at thirty cents,” »aid an old woman
east for barn burning, horse stealing, * ho entered a Michigan avenue grocery yos-
ordiiy “ Is it butter or is It oleomargarine ?”
bigamy, oinbezzlemout, etc. Then we
“ It's butter, madame, und tho very best,”
wrestled with'em , and they came t< lid tho grocer.
see that the life of trade was in usinfi
“ Sure it ain't oleomargarine?”
“ Perfectly so. I'll warrant it.”
printers’ ink. Wo simply convinced-
The woman turned lo g o , when the grocer
not bulldozed.
The efforts of ou»
iske« 1 :
knock-kneed contemporary to smirch
“ W on’t you try a few pounds?”
the fair fame of The Kicker will simplj
“ No, 1 don’t want none. 1 want some oleo­
call forth smiles of pity.— Detroit Free margarine.”
*'l have that, too,” said the dealer, “ put up
Prees.
A Fatal Mistake.
Buffers—W hat’s wrong today, Bluffers
n I »oxea and labeled.”
Building a House in Samoa.
Y ou look blue.
“ How much is that a pound?”
Bluffers--I’ll never forgive uiyself. 1
“ Eighteen cents.”
Tho
no£ot
rations
between
the
»killed
kicked ii caller out o f my house last uight
“ Tlmt won't do. 1 want to pay just as
“ Huh! I’ ve kicked out many a oue. Young : und wily cur pen ter und tho prospective nuch for it ns butter Is w orth.”
fellow, 1 suppose?”
| Samoan house owner would umuso, but
“ You can do that if you want to; I ain't
‘ ‘ No; |»ast niiddl * age.”
»yin’ a word, am I?" said the man. “ But
j hardly meet tho approval of. tho bush
“ W ell, these old emlgers have no business ness man of to-duy. Under the pro­ why do you want to?”
to Ixi com ing orouml sparking young girls. 1
“ Well, you see, I've been giviu’ my board-
pitiating inlliieneo of kuvu, the mvo»
kicked out one o f that sort last week.”
Ts the Iie»t butter, an' they guy me an’ call
sury
presents
nre
produced
to
Induce
“ Y es; but I’ve found out this mini wasn’t
t oleo
1 vow it’s butter, an’ they won't
courting my daughter. He wo* after uiy tho carpenter to undertake the con- .«•lieve ina Now 1 want to get some oleo
m other in-law.” — Philadelphia Record.
(dniction of u house. It is begun at in’ tell ’em what it is. They’ll think 1 lie
onco, without any terms of agreement, m’ eat it for butter. But 1 don't waut to
U v i'd In a H oa rd in g II ouh *.
nukeu cent out of it. I'm nu houest wom an.’’
and the work advnnoes until the ear-
Detroit Free Press.
Doctor— You say you have a feeling o f |
pouter thinks more presents necessary,
distress after eating?
1 and he ceases work. Addition il gifts
Patient— Yea
Monti Logic.
1 being made, the carpenter contiuues the
D octor—W hat sort o f a feeling?
Mrs. Society Crush—The idea o f your cousin
Patient—As if 1 hadn’t had ottough to eat | construction until he deems It neces­ dealing so much money from the bank. 1
— Burlington Free Press.
sary to demand another contribution. hall never speak to him again.
Mr Society Crush—Ureut Scott 1 W hy,
, when ho ngaiu stops work.
If the
Ju»t th e Sam e.
1 contribution is not forthcoming, labor •our own brother did exactly the same thing.
Mrs. Society Crush —Yes, but he didn’t
is suspended on tho incompleted house, nortify his relations by being caught!— New
never tube undertaken for completion York World.
by Another of the cruft; and forever
afterwards it remains unfinished and a
public reproach to ttie ¿rood tin mo of j
tho unfortunate owner, who, at the
time of Us beginning, not knowing !
what may ls< the idea of tho earpeutcr 1
as to tile cost of its construction, must
either call upon the community for
aid, which is generally freely ex­
tended. or suffer the humiliation of
this unfinished monument. —Century.
— “ I can give you gas if you arc
afraid the pain will he too great to en­
dure.” said a dentist to an elderly
colored woman who had routs to have
M4 m * B.ucou iof B o sto n )-Y o u western girls several teeth extracted. "N o , sah, no.
are dreadfully slangy ih> you know, I bean! s:th!" she said, sh iklnif her bead em­
a Chicago girl say the other day that the phatically; "you d >n t gib me no gas
would "get there with liotb feet.
en hah mo git up ont’ n dut cheer on
\
Mi.*» Dearborn
• aro ik»m»»w bat
b it tm o that walk homo dead, no sir! I reads de
iffven !l o that sort t»f thiu^
lk..:oui girl» an» - a h—as doll “tent ».»f iLNNIUty new spa pahs! '
tt* u . s f UIVhuM to lie?
Mi-t» Ik*
o may no t bo hamlsom e,
t>Ut i:i tho mutter uf culturo wo uri ivo ut our
d»Rtloot ion with Ui•ill o f our palai 01 tremi
tUSv - AnM'ricà,
• i .
DLIMB
Hiegen - It liter.
AM MALS
io tuut'iulÍ prix y
»n to u
lUtlOsl M OI ro a wl'tt r collar
MlfiVV
.'hCstÌ 2 C;i o f BIOS». burg. Vo., ow ns i
» vou c:»ts, a mou k*«y,
iry bini*
ll.s l tvvo white mi ice. It is unufiv
ary to
i-* |>uor.
: 1 in Manche»ter, Englam i, U'If'p•boned
1 > L< T father’* olii«.* RHkillg if lier
;* -*¡ 1 »
t J. .XV Cu; Icy wiu Hier», nn i hi» u. Dt I t's»
•fi Af 1 the nmn t*> h«»!.! him up t( » n o ti«kv
|..n . M. SI.»« a hiat 1« *1 tatui A jki •k*« aiul tr-l 1*1 him
L u » ii h'»UK*. Curley pricked up h u n u i,
an«l m »am aa ho « a i plausi v o the floor
gtarUxl for houia.
D itM lh fiirtlo n .
OF
EVE.
— A till
Wl n nonomottf
an«! di sbo i ,!'!«' c.mip« • ftiv»n is tin* cow-
duet of t i< victor to tho vunqtiishod.
Some men rlao above o*hcra only to
ornai» thci
other« to lift an«! exalt
them. N> »0 boast w ith noisy triumph
and «corn tioso who «ra left behind;
Olliers ha\ » *a way of making peop le
fe e l c o t r f 'ortahhi
o
“ One artist who hu«
risen high b in public favor uses his In-
fluent» to ) depreciate tho works of hit
bn»i her Artist»; another take« them
by the hand aud give» them couri
flfe for ireah oodojivjra
Prim **» Louise, o f L om e, 1» just 40 yean
of age.
Miss Kate Field has arrived at Los An­
geles, CaL, for a brief visit.
Queen Victoria travel» as the Cpunteaa
Balmoral, but her baggage is marked “ Queen
of England.”
Mme. Carnot is said to look not m ore than
“ 85.” The empress o f Austria “ cannot be
over 85,” say impartial observers.
Miss Jennie Flood personally manages her
m ug fortune of $5,000,000. She does it so
juccessfully and enjoys it so well that she is
not likely soon to accept a partner in the re-
fponsibility.
A Tekonsha (Mich.) girl, who is only 6
years old, bangs off the most difficult piano
music with neatness and dispatch, although
she can't read a note. She is the marvel of
the community.
Miss Phyllis Broughton, the English opera
bouffe actress who is about to marry* the heir
of a wealthy English earldom, is described by
the London newspapers os being a good, pure,
womanly girl, without a breath o f suspicion
to tarnish her name.
Queen Victoria’s favorite bedstead ^ n t
««tray for a few hours at Portsmouth while
en route with its royal owner to Florence,
it was delivered with other “ properties’’ at
the stage door of a theatre and then the
“ aw ful” mistake was discovered.
Mme. Tussaud has added to her collection
of relics the camp bedstead on which the
Duke o f W ellington slept the night before
Waterloo. It is a simple one o f ropes and
wood, and is barely six feet in length, with
the merest pretense to a mattress.
The late Duke o f Rutland had at B elvoir a
‘confession book,” in which the Princess of
Wales record «! that her favorite artist was
Rubens, her favorite author Dickens, her
favorite dish Yorkshire pudding, and her
favorite ambition non-interference in othei
peopled business.
An insane woman escaped from a Michigan
asylum, and to prevent lw>ug captured shi
climbed a tree. A ll effoi la to persuade liei
to descend failing, the »ee was chopped
low n und eased to the ground by the attend­
ants. Its burden was then seized and taken
back to the hospital.
Anna Katherine Green, the author o f the
celebrated novel, ' ‘ The Leavenworth Case,”
is living in a bright and com fortable home
in Buffalo, where she is engaged in writing a
□ew detective stor}*. Her famous book has
now reached a circulation o f 200,000 copies
and still finds a ready sale.
The queen o f Sweden is having a high old
time at Bournemouth, England. She rides
laily on a small and gentle donkey*, and is
ittended by tw o or three man servants car­
rying hot water. W hat the water is fo r no
one has yet discovered, but, so long as the
lueen is happy, who cares?
Clara Louise K ellogg is said to be a mascot
for men who bet on horse races. Men who
iepend on this diversion for their bread say
that to shake hands with the printa donna is
<ure to bring luck. The Duke o f Newcastle
m ce took her fa n cy for a horse at A scot and
won $80,000. —C hicago Tribune.
C0 1 1 « u u > p ilo 11 .Mire 1 y ( t ir e d .
To thk E ditor :—Please inform your reader»
that I have a positive remedy for t-he above
named disease. By its timely use thousand«
A T W E N T Y Y E A R S ’ E X P E R IE N C E
o f hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
I shall be glad to -end two bottle» of my reme­
C. D. Frrdrrii ks. the well-known photo* dy
fkkk to any of your readers who have con­
sumption if they will send me their express
grapher, 77B Breadway, N. Y ., says:
postoffice address. Respectfully,
“ I have been using A l l c o c k ’ s P o r t s aud
T. A. SLOCUM. M. C.. 181 Pearl st.N ew York.
P l a s t e r s for 20 years and fou n d them one
T r y G b b m x a for oreaalast.
o f the best o f fam ily m edicin is. Briefly
su m m in g up m y experien ce, I say that
w hen placed on the sm all o f the back,
A llcock s P l a s t e r s fill the body with
M rT O m -n e rg y . and t h « l cure fatigue,
rain exhaustion, de Hitv and kidney d iffi­
culties
F or w om en and children I have
found them invaluable, 'i hey n ev er irri-
•ate the akin o r cause H e -lig h te st pain,
but cure sore threat, cou g h .* , t o ’dr, paiii"
in side, hack or chest, in d ig estion or bowel
com p a m ts.”
Many a child goes astray because home lack*
A coffee tree in tho ]>ulni nouse in Kew i.
aow bearing such a crop as, authorities say.
las been rarely known in tropical countries
at her fo r quantity or quality.
In Mr. Gilbert’s new theatre, London, in­
stead o f footlights there will be a row of
ilectrio lights lining the inside o f the prosce-
lium on both sides and across the top.
luushfue.
An old couple in Lichieres, after celebrat­
ing their golden wedding, took to quarrel­
ing, and the man finally threw his wife in
the tire, killed her with a heart stab, and cut
his own throat.
Luve 1* the true price at which love Is bought.
T h a t C 'a iit u n k e r o u M O l d W o m a n
Described in the nursery ballad, “ who lived
upon nothing but vituals and drink,” au i yet
“ would never be quiet,’' was undoubtedly
troubled with chronic indigestion. Her victuals,
like t)io«e of many other elderly persons whose
digestive powers have become inipalrd, didn’t
agree with her. This was before the area of
Hostettcr’a Stomach Bitters, or some one of her
numerous friends and relatives would un­
doubtedly have persuaded her to try the great
specific for dv spensia, const ip* tion and billions
ness. This would have been a measure of self
protection on their part, for she would soon
nave been cured and ceased to disturb them
with h«-r clamor. The most obstinate cases of
indigestion, with its attendant heartburn, fla­
tulence, constant uneasiness of the stomach and
of the nerve», are completely overcome by this
sovereign remedy. Chills and fever and bilious
remittent, rheumatism aud kidney troubles are
also relieved by It.
Speaking silence is better
speech.
Force of principle gives new power to the
w hole man.
“ For seven long years I struggled away farm­
ing. running a mill, ac ., until I was fortunately
introduced to B. F. Johuson A Co., Richmond,
Va„ by my brother, aud 1 went to work at ouce,
und in « u n mom ?''# I had made more clear
money than I had made in the seven years be­
fore. They took me right by the hand from the
start and seemed to be very glad of the chance
to show me how to do it.” This is about what
a young man said a year or so ago of the
above mentioned firm. Since that time he has
been sieadilv at work for them, aud is now one
of the happiest men in America, if you need
employment, it would be a good thing for you
senseless to follow this young man’s example.
than
No louger talk about the kind of a person a
good man ought to be, bur be such.
I T 11AM J I 'M T IX T I M E .
O u r U ir lM .
0. C. Bartholomew, Kalkaska, Mich., says: “ I
located iu this place five years ago, having for­
Kitty Is witty,
Nettle ls pretty,
merly resided in Troy, N. Y. I have been a great
Lutie is cute aud small;
sufferer from what the physicians of Troy called
Irene is a queen,
Bright’s disease. I used Dr. David Kennedy’s
Annette 1» a pet,
N e ll is th e b e ll o f th e b a ll;
Favorite Remedy, of Rondout, N. Y. All the
Diauthu is wealthy,
terrible symptoms of the disease are gone. I
Bertha is healthy,
have no traces of any disorder of the kidneys,
And health is thjB best of all.
liver or bladder. Who would begrudge the cost
Perfect health keeps her rosy and radiant,
of this medicine (one dollar a bottle) for such a
blessing or refuse this simple though sincere beautiful and ).looming, sensible and sweet. It
token of gratitude for belug perfectly cured? 1 is secured by wholesome habits aud -the use of
owe everything to Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Rem­ I>r. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. Bertha takes
edy, and hope this will Induce others to use the . it, and she also “ takes the cake.” The only
medicine who suffer from any kidney, liver or guaranteed cure for those distressing ailments
peculiar to women. Satisfaction or your money
blood disorder.”
D r . K e n n e d y ’ s F avorite R e m e d y , made at returned.
Rondout, N. Y. |l;6for$5.
Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and | For Constipation or Sick Headache, use Dr.
Pierce’s Pellets; Purely Vegetable. Oue a dose.
Blood disorders.
Turn your tongue seven times before speak­
The Good Samaritan helps the unfortunate
ing.
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wayfarer without asking him how he intends to
W h ite E lephant o f Siam , L ion o f E n g ­
land, D ragon o f China, C ress o f Sw itzer,
land, B an ner o f Persia, C rescent o f E gyut-
D ou ble E agle o f R ussia, S tar of Chili, The
C ircle o f Japan, Harp o f Erin.
T o g e t these buy a box o f the genu ine
D r . C. M e L a n e ’ s C e l e b r a t e d L iv e r
P il l s , p rice
cents, and m ail us the o u t­
side w rap per w ith y ou r address, p lainly
w ritten , an d 4 cen ts in stam ps. W e wi 1
then m ail y ou the ab ove list w ith an ele­
g an t p ack age o f oleog ra p h lc and c h r o ­
m atic cards.
F l e m i n g B r o s .. P i t t s b u r g , P a .
It Is the foolish aim of the atheist to scan In­
finitude with a microscope.
vote.
There has n e v er been an y th in g d is c o v ­
ered that wi 1 equal D obbins’ E lectric Soap
for all hou sehou ld uses. It m a k e s paint
look liKe new , and cloth es as MthUe a *
«n ote
O u r w ash w om an says it is a
p lea su re to use it. A* k your g ro ce r for it.
•OALTO’ MO
.T he E has -A-V obeler C o *
Dobbins’ Electric Soap
THE BEST FA M ILY SOAP
--------IN THE WORLD.--------
It is Strictly Pore. Uniform in Quality.
H E original formula for which we paid iso.ooo
tw enty y ea rs ago has never been modified or
changed in the slightest.
T h is soap Is
T
identical In q u a lity to -d a y w ith
thut m ade tw e n ty years a g o .
TT contain* n o th in g that cau Injure
the finest fab ric. It brightens c olo n
and bleaches whites.
T washes flannels and blankets as no other soap
in the world does— without shrinking—leaving
them soft and white and like ntw
I
READ THIS TWICE
H F . R E i s a g r e a t s a v i n g of time, o f labor,ot
soap, o f fuel, and of the fabric, w here Dobbins’
Electric Soap is used a c c o r d i n g t o d i r e c t i o n s ,
A N E t r i a l will demonstrate its great merit. It
will pay you to make that trial.
T I K E all b e s t t h i n g s , it is extensively ¡mi-
tated and counterfeited.
T
Beware of Imitations.
I
NSIST upon Dobbins* Electric D on’ t take
M agnetic, E lectro -M agic, Philadelphia Electric,
or any otner fraud, sim ply because it is cheap.. T h ey
Will ruin clothes, and are dear at any p ric e ..' Ask tor
DOBBINS* E L E C T R IC -»<-
All t’ie paths of life had to the grave and the
utmost that we cau do is to avoid the short cuts.
F o r T h r o a t T r o u b l e s a n d C 'o u sh s , use
*• Brown's Bronchial Troche».” They posses»real
merit.
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The country is floo ¡ed with poor imitation» of
'•Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut Smoking
Tobacco.**
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and take no other. N early every grocer from Maine
to M exico keeps it in stock.
It yours h asn't it he will
order from his nearest wholesale grocer.
D E A D carefully the ins.de w rappci around each
^
bar, and be careful to fo llo w directions
on each outside w rapper
Vou c an n o t afford to
w ait longer before trying for yourself this old, reliable,
and truly wonderful soap.
I.L.CRAGIN&CO.Philadelphia
( I F t lllif lV
3 I t i r a n n i .
K H A M IH , P K A M K A
B A C H .
G a b le r , R o e n la h
Planos; Burdott Orsons, band Instruments.
«took of Sheet Music and Books. Bands sup
Kostern Prtoet. M A T T H IA S G R A Y CO.,
street. San Francis«'
Queen Olga, o f Greece,is a beautiful woman,
with a plump, well developed form , thick,
handsome hair, and expressive eyes. Shelias
iweet and charming manners. She is a fear­
less horsewoman, but Ls domestic withal, und
is often seen at homo spinning silk. She is
ievotedly* loved by the Greek people.
Tho illustrious Mmo. Alboni says that in
ill her career she never faced an audience
without l>eing scare«l half out o f her wits.
Even now, having long retired from the
public stage, though with her voice still as
perfect as ever, she says sbo cannot stand up
to sing before a dozen iriends in her own
parlor without a fit o f nervous trembling.
W omen aro beginning to appear on the
1st o f applicants for patents in England.
Among them were Louisa Lawrence, o f Lon-
lou, fo r an invention o f “ imprcwt.nents in
loUcr and bill Ulus;” Elizabeth Aspili vvull, of
Birkenhead, for a invention fo r “ polishing
uid cleaning laundry irons and flat irons;’
Florence King, of West Kensington Park,
for ou i*»vonf.inn o f “ feeding spoons fo r in-
‘ants and inveh.*.-.
R ew ard —If you nave an Old Sore that need»
healing, aud that other remedies have failed to
heal; or a breaking out or itching of the scalp
or body; or a Boil, Burn, Cut, or any ailment for
which a Salve is suitable, buy a 25-cent box of
M e x ic a n W aiv e, which is Warranted to
Cure when everyth lug else falls. If not kept by
your druggist send 25 cents lu stamps to J. C.
D ement , Agt., Astoria, Or., and receive a box
by mail.
O r .SPINNEY s
Dr. Spinney 4
EXTRACTS
NATURAL FRUIT FLAVORS
Used by the United States Government. Endorsed by the heads of the Great Universities and
Public Food Analysts as the Strongest. Purest and nnut Healthful I)r. Price’s Cream Baking
Powder does not contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Dr. Price’ s Delicious Flavoring Extracts.
Vanilla, Lemon, Orange, Almond, Rose, etc, do uot contain Poisonous Oils or Chemicals.
P R IC E
B A K IN G P O W D E R
C O ., N ew Y o rk, C h ic a g o , S a n
F ra n c is c o .
o a p p i / O l l l A Deoility. Loss of Vigor. Semina.’
“ W w j.oBse*, Weak Memory, Despon-
iency, Aic., due to excesses or abuse, cured.
YOU NO
suffering from the effects
*
“"Fa 0£ youthfulfollies or indis­
cretion should avail themselves of our treatment,
A positive cure guaranteed in every case. Syphilis,
Urinary and Venereal Diseas* u all unnatural dis­
charges, promptly and safely cured.
M ID D L E -A G E D M E N K i S 'S :
•
j A ko of Kidneys dF /.ladder. Weak Back, Nervous
Debility, Wasting vf Sexual Strength, etc., cured
and restored to healthy vi^or.
N. B. .Persons unable to vlalt ns may l>e treated
at their homes, by correspondence. Medicines am'
nstructions sent by mail or express. Consultation
Free. Bend 4 cents in stamps for Ihe Young Man’i
-'rlend or Guide to Wedlock.
K to
u d a y . Bamp us worth # 2 .1 5
E R E K . Lines not na ier horses’ feet.
N * v Write
S a fe ty
R e in
H o l d e r T o.. H o l l y . M io h .
WILLIAM BECK & SON,
— WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN —
G U N S A N D S P O R T IN G G O O D S
THRESHING
ENGI NES.
W E A R E C L O S IN C O U T O U R S T O C K
T H R E S H IN G
E N G IN E S ,
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Are Offering
O ld
T im e
First-Class New
W h o k n o w a good th in g w hen they see It,
ca n n ot be fooled bv a poor im m ita tion o f
»he w ell-k n ow n “ Seal o f N orth C arolin a”
P lu g C u t T obacco.
Bear in mind (hat (he genuine "'Sear
costs you no more than the many trashy
plug cuts that so me dealers carry.
I I .
P .
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MACHINERY
26
& 28
N.
First
G
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Engines at Half
R
AND
S tre e t.
Y
A
Price.
C O .,
SUPPLIES,
P o rtla n d , O re g o n .
Brilliant 4
Durable
xj^v
Economical
Rome years a«o I was thrown from a horse In
McLennan county, and received a frtRhtfui wound
on one o f my leas, t or more t han a y*ar I was un-
ahlctowalk. T e wound ulcerated and refused
to heal, and every one thought I would have
to su mil to amputation. N.s.s. was recommended,
and I used It freely,and I shall never get through
thanking S. S. S. for saving my leg, an I restoring
me to iH'rtWt health.
O akland W ilson ,
Palestine, Texas, July, 24, ’88.
Rend for treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases;
mailed free.
SWIFT HPKt'lKtC CO.,
Drawer 3, Atlanta, (la.
Arc D ia m on d D y e s. They excel all otv erx
in Strength, Purity and Fastness. None others
are just as good. Beware o f imitations— they
are made o f cheap and inferior materials and.
give poor, weak, crocky colors.
36 c o lo rs , 10 cen ts each.
Tie Gclcbratcd French Cure,
WELLS. RICHARDSON l CO.. Burlington, lit.
S«nd postal for Dya Book. Sam ple C ard, din-ctions
for coloring Photos . m aking ihe finest Ink or Bluing
(10 cts a quart) e tc. Sold by Druggists or by
n . .
* ame
Gold, Silver. Bronze, Copper. Only 10 Cents.
\NTFF. f »r every fs(X
« Pei m i « t « l
« ree 1* not efleeted Tlunisands of testimoniali
rno otner oftermxni two chiefs o f the
«»’ i a id yonnf. of t*ot :i *exes. tN'rinanentlx
rutxsl
« in- »MTiNK t’ iTM ar ?•***• Ad “ eat
Chippewa Indians caluxl on President Clove
TH E A P H R O M E D IC IN E C O .
l.uul ivg.-mluig matter» affecting their tribe.
WINTERS rn iM If
Fleet \\ oli and Houiul-that -Days are clean,
\
POUT I vM* OR
clvvir ey*»d Indians who talk gv**d English.
Sold by streiblg à lane, Prugftsta. cor. Sec
They were iw fe c t ly at ease iu the prv»»euce f>«4 and Waahington ^t«.. Portland. Or.
of the president. FUvt W olf, in fact, offered
Mr. Cleveland a chew of tobacco, which was
(Uvl.ued in a dtgtmlvxl way
As they stood
ii,* to depart,
Hound that l ’*ny» a.ski«b
Wou t you give us a drink f” Mr. Cleveland
And expenses to represent the
was astonished, but with grv'nt prvwaco oi
1 ud «•(*»»m*d a cabinet aud Liking out a de T a c i l i « ' l . n i i i l .u n i l a i n n 4 o.
cuitvT and th n v glass«« drtuik with his Iu this county. Best of reference* reqaire«i. Ap-
hu< sti to the toast of “ Uer’s how ," uttem i
ply at Home Office.
by the two chief a
The W hite t louse na» j r # o 4 H « I U I » | . H « « r r a a c l a e o . C a l.
Avuco I mkjo ovarruu with Indiana
$160 PER MONTH
ST O R E S :
I prescribe and folly en­
dorse Big ii as the only
specific for the certain cure
of this disease.
G. H. INGRAHAM. M D ,
Amsterdam, N. Y.
We have sold Big G for
many years, and .t haa
ven the best of aatla-
ctlon.
D. R. DYCHF. A CO..
Chicago. 11L
S I .00. Bold by Druggists.
S
PROOFS
CURES
"
N e u ra lg ia
Nervous
P ro s t ra t io n
Paine’ s Celery Com­
pound cured my nerv­
ous sick headaches.”
Mrs. L A B rbntnbk ,
San Ja cin to , C a I.
“ A fter using six bot­
tles o f PaineTs Celery
Compound, I arr. cured
ot rheum atism ."
R h e u m a t is m
S ami - kl H itthinson ’
K id n e y
Diseases
“ It has done me more
good for kidney disease
than any other medi­
cine.
G a o . A bbott ,
Sioux C ity , Iowa.
All Liver
D is o rd e rs
South Cornish, N. H
”
" P a in e ’ s Celery Com
pound has been ot great
benefit for torpid liver,
indigestion, and bilious­
ness
b LIZANBTH C-
U d a l l , y u ec h ee , Vt
’*
10 c u r e an y
iotm<»f nervous
disease, or any
disorder of tho
generative or­
gans of elfhvi
' ' wx whether mi -
after
BEFORE
Bing from the
e\«
i.v-ise of stimulant*. l<dw , „ , . or
, opium
or thiougi) v«nithfiil Indiscretion, over imlulg
cine, a« . mi , j) as I («a of Brain Power, \\ iikcfnl-
iievs. Bearing down Pains In the Bark, Seminal
N' cakness, || \ «tret ia. Nervous Prostiatioi, N *« turn
al ■ K
t - * • . I i etieorrh*ra.
—
............
mu ;
n , Inxxiness.
•. ¡ V . Weak
* . 1 1 1 , Mem
.'IV '¡ I
orv. I.«»sa of power and Impotence, which if ne
glee te» I often iea»l 10 premstureoM agi» and in*an
Itv p- e f! 00 a l«oX. 6 boxes for ló ü 0 Sent bx
mall on reeeii»t of t*rtoe.
A n iilT T tx a
BASK BALL GuODS
Bicycle ». Velocipe le». Tricycles.
1 0 5 Ai 1G7 H r r o n tl Ht.. P o r t l a n d . O r .
Í C ELER Y
J COMPOUND
AND
Fcr Gliding or Bronzing Fancy Articles. USE
DIAM OND PAINTS.
guarantee
Western Agents f or
A. G. Spalding; 4 Bros'.•
Riverside Av., Spokane Falls. W. T.. 94Stat* St.,Salem.
I f f - THE ONLY
Is Soi.D ON A
| POSITIVE
Foot B tils.
Boxing Glove».
Indian Clubs.
Masks, Foils.
BRAN CH
See th at vou get the S al o f N orth C aro­
lina, an d y o u w ill »m ok e no o th er tobacco.
or money
ref nudisi.
---- FINE ------
Fishing T a c k i e ,
Write for Description and Prices.
H m o k e ix
« to .r tuie
.
“ APHRODITINE”
Father (who has rushes! tv» the spot) —W hat’s
.v' matter?
r« v Oh, dad. g-g-get me out o f this!
— "Dootor, why didn't vo i kill t'.mt
Father (slowly)— Wall, if you ain't the
snipe? lie eumc j i.t right ‘«•r you.” i rvlost Is«y to please 1 ever sea Last sum
“ But, my dear fellow, he .tew ¿ig-satr. ! * r 1 couldn’t keep you out o f this creek, and
snd I h:i*l no sooner tired /.ig than he "% yer cryin’ because yer in. — Life.
was ta g ."
GUI!
DAUGHTERS
K IC K E R .
A B IG S H O W
■nilth’ . Cash S to r., « !• Front 8t., 8. F., CmL
ferfM t feneral d r .le n waM o f lh< M iu im p ^
H r .r Dry Goods. Notions, Hosiery, U d J w -
vtn r; Wsll Pspor, Stationery; Blankets. Bs4>
* !■ « Boots, snd Shoes; Canned Goods, Dry
knits. Wooden, Tin. Crockery, Glass .Graaltn
snd Hardware. Kent, Pish, Provisions. Honey,
•rats, Pe*l, O roc«1ss, Purs »pices. Seeds. Be­
ans. Dm*»- Medeclnee; Clocks. A m m annts*.
Bsbber Goods, Tents, snd qmantltiea of other
•soda at lowest prices for Cash only Send S e
stmnp for fall hst by «rat mail, snd learn hew
-fifiUTe cheap snd wall at small coat; R years tn
.thstsesa: ‘ uatoaers In every County w a l a l
Mss Beaky M pen tel ns. and many aiaewhaan
*sm
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HOW TO ACT!
AOVICC FRCCI
Meo «uflertugfr .nl LrOftt V i g o r .
Y e r v o u t l i e h i l i i .» , F r o ­
nt n I a r e D e c l i n e , etc., m-
tu .U n f from lu -u ecretloca .eic~»«ea
c o.. u re d w 1 1 lio n t M o m -
voh D r u g g i n g , t r
THE M. .ITOH TAEATMCIT.
JJbVlGOR
S ' l U U i>ov* S e n / f r - , .
R estored
A ‘ '.r-*F,
C H I C H E S T E R ’S E N G L IS H
P E N N Y R O Y A L P IL LS .
»CO CROSS DIAMOND BRAN O. A
TO
MAKE
— A —
il j retiaM« pli: for -al«.
AA
■n l surv L a 4 l f a , a-k b ru grt-t roc\\JS>
iM . m o n d K r u n it . 1 r e d . a;-
-aie-1 wud bloc ru-tX'd.
Dilicioas Biscuit
Ask your Grocer for
CCW
B R A N D
SODA ojl SALERATUS.
Mat*»? fim
I CURE FITS!
I do n.-t mean m n v lj t . «top them for a time and
then h»T. them return »gaic I mean a radical car«.
I have made the lieeam- of riT*, EPiLep-r or V a ll -
*i, s m s - » life lo n g stuvlj
l varrant my remedy
to cure u»e wor*t cane« Hecausc other« have fa d e .-»
oc reoetto for not do * receiving a cure i*en*i at once
«-►r a trtatiee and a free l<otUe of my infallible remedy.
Give Exj
and P « l Office.
H U Eo*»T M 0 l*3Psar!Rt N e v T v t
N. P. N. Ü. No.
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