RESTAURANT HOGS.
B o w One o f T h e m Spoiled a f a i r Ie d j*a
and a Reporter*» Appetite.
Speaking* ot restaurants, how they
hold the mirror up to the nature of
one’s breeding! Lot a man be lifted
never so high by the most skillful and
artistic of tuilors, he will find his level
at the table. The failure of our res
taurant keepers to provide a number
W small tables for two compels the
doubling, and frequently the quadru
pling up process, so that one has an ex
cellent though ofttimes uncomfortable
opportunity of studying bh dining
neighbor. I sat in such a position last
night. Being in haste to reach the
thoater, my lady and I entered the
first restaurant we came to—and it is
called a good one—for supper. There
were no vacant tables, so 1 selected a
table at which was seated a very nice-
appearing mortal, well dressed, and
who gave tho improsslon of being a gen
tleman of taste. His order was served
as we took our seats, and as wo wait
ed for ours we wore regaled by as won
derful an exhibition of gastronomic
gymnastics as 1 had ovor seen. This
gentleman of taste began with soup.
He evidently is fond of soup. With one
hand clasping tho plate, to tilt
It as the compound grow less, and
the other the spoon as Anson holds his
but when two men nro out and throe
on bases, ho got on tho outside of that
soup in Hvo breaths, and with such a
noise as comes from tho waste-pipe of
a nearly emptied bath-tub. Ho then
gave his attention to his fish, and but
for his opportune coughing would have
certainly proved tho worth of our feurs
that some of tho bones would be tho
death of him. The fish dispatched, ho
devoted his energies to a nice-looking
sirloin, some potatoes and turnips. 1
am sure he likes hash, especially when
prepared by himself; for, after care
fully cutting tho meat from the hone,
he cut it in small pieces, dumped the
potutoos nnd turnip on top, and, by
doft manipulation, had In the twinkling
of an eye tho three ingredients mixed
with a thoroughness worthy of a bettor
cause. Ho has littlo uso for a fork
when ho oats hash. Ho prefers, as he
showed last ovoning, to get his knife
nicely heaped, using a crust of bread
for a pusher. How he got through the
dessert I don’ t know. Aly companion
complained of a sudden faintness, and
I took hor out in the air and wo wont
to tho theater without supper. — Chi-
oago Journal.
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T H E LAD V R E M E M B E R E D .
Instructlvo S«* hm I oii of tli« Pumpkin H ol
low Ladle*’ L ite r a r y Club.
In a town not far from Detroit the
Indies have organized a “ Literury
Club.” There nro eight mombors in
tho society, and by way of diversity
they give u "high tea” to eight favor
ite gentlemen once a fortnight.
Tho othor night "Robert Elsmoro”
was brought up for discussion. No
ono had road tho hook, but each indi
vidual had soon fragmentary reviews
and all felt armed for tho discussion.
“ Let nwHiw," ventured Miss Wise,
"wtm is mn nuthor <>t •m.o.cTt y.ts-
moroP’ I novor cun think.”
"N o r I.”
" I havo forgotten—”
"S o havo I—’’
" I never can romombor a new
author’B name two minutes.”
“ Nor L ”
“ Hero comos Mrs. Almons; sho will
know.”
Mrs. Almons was tho president
one of those solf-suliicient people who
know how to poise tho head and look
wise.
"Y es, Mrs. Almons is a wnlklng
cyclopasdia,” offered young Mr. Bil
lings. " i ’ rny, tell us, nuidamo presi
dent, do, who wrote ‘Robert Kts-
mero P’ ”
" Why,
Margaret
Deland.
of
course,” said the walking cyclopaedia,
with prompt decision.
••O yea”
" O yes."
" O yes.”
"O f course," echoes a ftvnrfw voice.
••There havo been three of these re
ligious novels within a year, ‘John
Ward, Preacher,’ written by----- ”
“ Mrs. Humphrey Ward."
"T h ey say she named John after
her father,” prompted Mr. Billings.
"O , how rqinuntio."
"S o English.”
"Decidedly,” continued Miss Wise,
"and ‘Iatvo nnd Theology.’
Who
wrote that, Mrs. Almons? 1 never can
remember."
"Mrs. Cardinal Woolsey,” answered
tho president-
Then all fanned themselves and took
a sip of tea. while Mr. Billings as
sured Miss Wise that he never knew a
wotunn equal to Mrs. Almons to re
member names. — D.lroit Free Trets.
Marriage Not a Failure.
•• Marrlago a failure! 1 should say
not.’" remarked an Oregon farmer,
whose opinion was desired on ono of
tho great questions of the day.
“ Why, there's l.nciudy gitA up in
the mornin’ , milks six cows, gits break-
fas’ , starts tour children to skewl,
looks arter the other three, feeds the
hens, likewise the hogs, likewise some
motherless sheep, skims twenty pans o’
milk, washes the clothes, gits dinner,
et cetery, ot celery.
“ Think I could hire anybody to do
It fur what she gits? Not much! Mar
r i a g e , sir, is a success, sir; a gret suc-
e e . . ' ' — I* n th 's f 'otnj.ii ii to it.
—1
The electric ligTTts in Willows, Cal.,
Can be seen by the naked eye from tho
town of Orlaiwl eighteen miles distant.
— First dame—"I luul four teeth ex
tracted yesterday.” Second dame —
•'Indeed. I did not know you had so
many left."—D-troit Free IV. ,t
—Gum chewers should take warning
from the fate of a Newton. Conn., girl,
aged sixteen. A piece of gum slipped
down her throat, and. lodging at the
entrance to the stomach, cavsod a fatal
ulceration.
—Two citizens of Washington, (la..
Starts'll out in the early morn toward
the outskirts of the town, w here they
were to fight a bloody duel. The way
w a s long, and when they arrived at
their destination one proposed a rest
before they commenced hostilities.
While they rested their rage cooled off.
and at last accounts they were still
r s .t l.i f
TH E
NEWSPAPER
LIAR .'
Hum orous Peck T e ll. Hose He Hot Is
III. W ork at III. Kspense.
T H E F IR S T R O T H S C H IL D S .
Unfavorable flrcuiitHtance» Under W h lc l
He Started In Life.
T h .t ftetl the naked branche» .-q u iverin g, 1»
not felt by the wealthy valetudinarian Indoor.,
but not ah the coverin g that ean Is- idled on hi«
warm bed. nor all the furuaee heat that authra-
. ’ite ean furnish, w ill warm hi* marrow when
ch ill» and fever rim . It. icy H uvr» along hi»
Mdnal colum n. Hosteller'» Stomach hitter» 1»
tin- thing to infuse new warmth Into h i. ch illed
and angul.li frame, to remedy the fierce fever
and exhausting «weal« which alternate with the
chill. Iiuinh ague, ague cake, b iltlq u . remit
tent—In short, every know'll form o f malarial
disease is subjugated by tld- potent, anil at the
M in« tim e, wholesom e and genial m edicine.
Illlllousne»», con stipation, dyspepsia, siek head-
ache», loss o f appetite and .h e p , kidney trou
ble, rheumatism anil debility are ul»o remedied
by it. I’ m tt with persistence to effect a thor
ough cure.
F o r N e u r a lg ia s
N E W . PERMANENT C U R E 9 .
Few boys ever started in life undei
Almost every daily pa per of any pre
V o r T s a r ..
I s ln tlu c m J a s l l . l l l l
tensions to greatness or enterpri-a more unfavorable circumstances, and
ft-C ir s i c o . i t . c t l f for M i . o l fsors w lu, s o . -
r*l|U. »11 iftBoSi»« «und. «rod *> J.ooM om
maintains a “ humorist” on its staff, a with '.ess prospect of fume and fortune,
than Meyer Anslem, the founder of tlx
—
"•
f u.
funny fellow whoso business it is tc
grout banking-house of Rothschild,
Never A g
e lo , -------------
flt. Qibory, XU-. May il, lili,
ernie.
make the readers laugh "ha! ha!” The and tho man of w hom Wilhelm, Land
My
wife
v
u
troubled
vlth
ovare.gla
and
e
«y
Jacobe Oil wee never
_ns one bottle of Bt. HENRY
following item was written by ono ol grave of Hesse, exclaimed in his en
BEC REMIT ER.
troubled agaia.
those alleged humorists:
thusiasm, "Such honesty never hat
A f t e r A ll.
Ratlaad. XU . May S I.l««l.
Have known caie« of neuralgia given up by
“Peck, of Peek's San, won 14.000 on tho elec
been known in this world!” Not only
doctore te be cured by Bt. Jacobe Oil.
tion, bul bis cousc ence will not permit him tc
J. M. 14AW, Druggiet.
keep It, lie proposes to dispense It to need .1 was Meyer Anslem poor, but ho be
AT DRT700IBT8 AHD DEALERS
widows In »urns of f-JO each. Every widow It longed to the then despised and per
He that utveth h i . dinner w ill have the more
THE CHARLES A. VOOCLER CO.. Battlnor*. Mi.
need of cash should tut in hor claim at once.'
secuted race, the Jews. Living in this HUpper.
The laughable item was started the later day, when much of the hutred
White Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng
Lord only knows where, but it it and prejudice felt against the Jews hat land, Dragon of China, Crw» of Switzer,
FOR D Y SPEPSIA.
going the rounds, and I am be given way to more just and 1 i he rill sen- land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt-
Double Eagle of Russia, »Star of Chili, The
AWO ALL STOMACH TEOUBLU SUCH A l t
ginning to get tho benefit. Of course j tirnents, we can hardly understand with Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin.
Indigestion. Sour-Stomach. Heartburn, K a u u , Wit*
b v m , Constipation, Fullness after eating. Food
To get these buy a box of the genuine AI
if i knew who tho fellow was that what extreme contempt and loathing
Mi Ming' la the Mouth and dlaagraaabU taste altar nuk
ing. Marvooineaa and Low-SplriU .
wrote the item I could kill him, and they were treated in young Anselm’t D r . C. M c L a x e ’ s C e l e b r a t e d L iv e r
P il l s , price 2ft cents, and mail us the out- i
At Druggists and Dealers or sent by mail on re
thut would break him of sucking eggs, day. As a specimen of it, however, side wrapper with your address, plainly j ceipt
</2j cU. (5 boxes f t .00) in stamps. Oampii
but he is "incog.” He is like tho fel wo read that in Frankfort-on-the-Maln, written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will i sent an receipt o] 2-cent Stamp.
then
mail
you
the
above
list
with
an
ele
low who writes un anonymous letter. the city where ho was born, the Jewt
gant package of oleographic and ehro j THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. »AttlM.r., «4
Ono would think such un item could j were so detested by the other inhabit. rustic cards.
not do any harm. It does no harm to ants that they were compelled to live
F l e m i n g B r o s ., P it t s b u r g , P a .
j
me, except to make my heart bleed | in a certain quarter which was shut in
Gu receipt o f postage stamps we w ill send free
Never haggle about the basket if you get the by m ail the follow in g splendid articles :
ubout twice a day. Tho follow who I by gates. During tho day they might fruit.
O n e B o x o f P u r e V a s e lin e ,
-
- 10 cts.
O n e B o x o f V a s e lin e C a m p h o r l e e , 15 ctH.
wrote it probably thought I would re I go about, but at night they must all re-
C O N SU M PTIO N C U R E D .
O n e B o x o f V a s e lin e C o ld C re a m ,
15 e ts.
ceive lots of letters from pretty widows, i tiro to their own quarter, and there tht
An old physician, retired from practice, hav No Vaseline is genuine unless our name is on
and that I would have a picnic answer ! gates were locked, so thut they should ing bad placed in his hands by an East India the label. <T o . skbrouuh M a n i f ’ u C o ., 24 State
missionary the form ula of a sim ple vegetable st., New York.
ing them. The facts are that 1 never ! not venturo out again until morning. remedy
for the speedy and permanent cure o f
K t o j * S a d a y . Samples worth # ‘¿ . 1 5
Consum
ption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma,
bet a cent on election, and never won I If by any chance a Jew was found out-
ami all Throat and Lung A Affections, also a posi m n 1 I t E K . Lines not under horses’ feet.
a dollar, and while I may occasionally i side tho “ Judengasso” ufter a certair tive ami rad lead cure for Nervous Debility and M w v r Write H r e w n t e r M B fe t y K e i i i
give a little money to tho deserving : hour he was put to death. Think what all Nervous C o m p la in t, after having tested its H o l d e r « ’« . . H o l l y , M i d i .
wonderful curative powers iu thousands o f
poor, I have no thousands of dollars | chance a poor littlo lad liko this hud cases,
lias felt it bis duty to make it know n to DR. PIERCE S NEW BELT
laid away for the purpose of aiding i of becoming ono of tho wealthiest and his suffering fellow». Actuated by this m otive
AND SUSPENSORY, i
and a desire to relieve hum an suffering, I w ill
widows or any other deserving class. I most distinguished personages of hii send free o f charge, to all who desire ft, this re ( Pat. Oct. 1 1 cores all I
Nervous and Chronic Dls-l
cipe,
in
German,
Fie
neb
or
English,
with
full
I wish Rio fellow who wrote that item age! Yet he did it, und that too by nt
eases o f both sexes. Prices
directions for preparing and using.
Sent by * tt and upward. Send 2 c1
to bo cunning could rend some of tho other means titan behaving with the m ail by addressing with stamp, nam ing this for
sealed pamphlet No. 2.
paper, W. A. N oyes , lUf P ttoers Block, Roches KI P T I KL. I f ruptured
C'Slc,i
letters 1 recoivo. If ho could sit here utmost uprightness and honesty.
ter, X. Y.
_________ ____________
send stamp for Pamphlet No. 1.
¿3
beside me, I could mako him so
BILLS. New Invention. Send2c
stamp
To add to his other misfortunes,
w
There is winter enough for the snipe and the forPamphlet No. 3. Address;
ashamed of himself that ho would an young Anselm found himself at the age woodcock too
M. E. T. «’«. , 704 Sacramento St., San Francisco, l al.
swer those letters I um receiving, and of eleven an orphan. Now his pros
«¿et H id o f T h a t I f u d T a s t e .
Rather than the Cheapest
acknowledge that ha was not only a pect was darker than ever, for tht
When you wake up in the m orning with u
PORTLAND BUSINESS
star liar but a foolish ass. These let Jews are nearly always kind to thoit bad taste in your mouth, with your throat and
C O L IG E .
ton gue dry and a yellow coatin g on your teeth
ters are not from beautiful and " f l y ” children, and do all that thoy can ti ami
^
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gums, d o n ’t im agine it was all caused by
widows, with pearly teeth, red lips, give them a start in the world. In somt what you ate the night before. Of course every- Perfect equipm ent, thorough instruction, eStab*
boa y does that and everybody “ i swears oil*” from lislied reputation ,grow ing popularity. Business,
beautiful complexion, roulful eyes, and way or other, however, he secured uga:
iu eating such food. The trouble is that Shorthand, Common School and Penmanship Depart-
fat littlo hands, but thoy come from some little education, and as a young your liver is clogged, your kidneys are over ments. Students admitted at any time. Cata
worked and your bowels are not d oin g their logue and specimens o f penmanship sent free.
old ladies seventy and eighty years of man wo And him employed in a bank duty.
Take ¡from three tq£tcn o f B k ak dk eth ’ k J . k . H KM O. K«r’ s . A. P. ARMSTRONG* Pris.
ago, who have been left alone, and ing-house In the town of Hanover, lit P ills and note the sudden and wonderful
change iu your system.
who are so poor and needy. They was in no hurry to go into business foi
never knew any thing ubout news himself, as so many young men are, at
----------T R E A T E D F I I E E . -
Squeeze not the orange too hard, lest you have
Posltlvely Cured with Vegetable Remedies.
paper liars, und take it for granted it is not until he is in his thirtieth u bitter Juice.
Have cured many thousand cases. Cure patients
that tho above item is God's truth, and year that wo find him back in Hanover,
W h y I .u lir a L o s t H e r l l e a u .
hopeless by the best physician^ From
S renounced
rst dose symptoms rapidly disappear, ana In ten
Laura once had an affluent beau
thoy picture to mo their sufferings established as a broker and a money
days at least two-thirds o f all symptoms are remov
W ho called twice a fortnight, or so,
ed. Send for free book o f testimonials o f miraculous
nnd poverty und despair in such lender, with a red shield (Rothschild)
cures. Ten days treatment furnished free by mail.
Now she sits, Sunday eve,
If you order trial, send 10 cents in stamps to pay
All lonely to grieve,
terms that it makes mo fool as though, us a sign hung over his shop. Here lit
postage.
1>K. U. H. GREEN A SUNS. Atlanta. Ga.
Oh, where is her recreant beau,
If you order trial return this advertisement to ua.
if I was able, I would support them all did an excellent business, establishing
A nd why did he leave Laura so?
Why In* saw that Laura was a languishing,
in luxury as long as tho precious the reputation for honesty that led tt
1st Premiums. *25,000 In use,
delicate girl, subject to siek headaches, sensi
20 years Established. NeW
old
souls
live.
Thoy tell
me his good fortune.
tive nerves and uncertain tempers; and know
_
patented Steel Tuning De
ing
what
a
life-long
trial
Is
a
fretful,
sickly
how to send tho money, und
So onormous is the amount of busi wife, he transferred his affections to her cheer vice, ill "use” in no other Piano, by which our Pianos
how much good it will do them ness done and tho influence exerted bt ful healthy cou sin, Ellen. The secret is that stand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not affected
Laura’ s health and strength are sapped by by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink,
this winter. Ono poor, loving old tho Rothschilds that it is currently ch
ron ic weaknesses, p eculiar to her sex, which crack, decay, or wear o u t ; we guarantee it. Ele
creature, ignorant of tho ways of tho said of thorn that on two or three oc Ellen averts and avoids b y the use o f Dr. gant Rosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating
Pierce’ s Favorite Prescription. This is the only action; finest ivory keys; the Famous ANTISELL.
wicked world, shivering from insuf casions they havo successfully oxortec remedy, for w om en’s p eculiar weaknesses and Call or write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISELL
CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows’ Hall, Mar
ficient clothing, hus bought somo themselves to preserve tho peace o ailm ents, sold by druggists, under a positive PIANO
guarantee from the m anufacturers, that it will ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco.
underclothes of warm wool from a Europe. Their house now lias its estab give satisfaction in every case or m oney w ill
kind merchant, to bo paid for when lishnients in London, Paris, Vienna and be refunded. See guarantee on battle wrapper.
BUY THE BEST.
TAKE NO CHANCES.
¡^io gets her twenty dollars from mo, Frankfort, and its agencies in Now
They who have little butter must be content
and she wrltos such a giail letter of York and other great cities in both to spread thin their bread.
T H E GR EAT HEALER.
thunks, and tells mo that sho beliovcs
C h i l d r e n S t a r v i n g tn I le u t h
hemispheres. Their name is a syn
Cures Cuts, Sores, Salt Rheum, Boils.
I must bo a perfect image of hor dear onyin for wealth as in earlier days it On a ccou n t o f their in a b ility to digest food, will Pimples, Felons, Skin Diseases, and all
a most marvelous food and remedy in ailments for which a salve is suitable. For
boy who was so kind to hor, but who stood and still stands for fair dealing, j find
N c o t t ’ w L iu u lM io ii o f Pure Cod Liver o i l
was killed at Antiutam, or at least slio —Harper's Young People.
with H ypophosphites.
Very palatable and taking out soreness and healing it acts
easily digested. Dr. H. W. C ohkn , o f W aco, like magic. 2ft cents a box. at all druggists.
supposes ho was, for sho novor heard
Texas, says: **1 have used your Emulsion in In
UNNECESSARY WORK.
f*om him after that buttle, and she
fantile wasting with good results.
It not only
wasted tissues, but gives strength and
says I am so good sho knows I will go It Can be Avoided by Syntem itiziiig I restores
increases the appetite. I am glad to use such a
House and Kitchen Duties.
i«.n,
reliable a rticle.’
to Heaven, und sho will pray for mo
FOR EVERY PURPOSE.
The amount of unnecessary exertior I Many a good dish is spoiled by an ill sauce.
ovory day. What opinion will tho iu-
noonnt u\A\iu\y Ytuvo ot m o vihon I V»\\ Rtvan in ilii. oeuutvy to tho accoin- i
S o ld o n T r i a l !
F o r t h e « ’a r e o f a C o u g h o r H o re
her the story is all a 1 io, and what plishment of any task has long been a
“ Brown's Bronchial Troches” are a sim
opinion will she havo of tho liar who subject of comment among wise men. | Throat,
ple remedy.
wrote it to be funny. 1 think I will Individuals so seldom choose the quiet,
When the stom ach chim es the d inner hour
pay for those undorclothos for lin k, systematic way, allowing each detail
wait not for the clock.
any way. Anothor lottor comos from of their task to follow tho othor In
a woman eighty-four yours old, who regular order till every thing is done.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Investment small, profits
|laige. Send 20o for mailing
has boon a widow for forty years, and In no place is want of system so sorely Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c.
large Illustrated Catalogue
with full particulars. Man
supported herself for thirty years knit felt as in the household. The erratic
ufactured by
T r y G e r m k a for breakfast.
ting socks, until she became paralyzed, housekeeper is responsible for more
G O U L D S & A U S T IN ,
1 6 7 A 1 6 0 L u k e S t..
uml for ten years sho has been in a than half the ills usu v'ly attributed lo
I
C H IC A G O . IL L .
poor-house, bed-ridden. Sho tolls me untrained servants. The fact that, sorv
what she is going to do with her ants in this country are sally un
TH E VAN MONCISCAR
twenty dollars. With ten dollars of it trained is a reflection against theit
P R IV A T E D IS P E N S A R Y .
mistresses.
It
requires
a
large
amount
she is going to buy a blanket shawl
N O S. 133 and 134 T H I R D S T R E E T ,
P o r tla n d , O r e g o n .
and some warm underclothing, and of patience to take a green girl and
Is the only Private Dis
some crab apple jelly, and a chicken train her to tho work of a refined
pensary in Portland or on
to make some soup, und a little china household. The reason so many girls
the Ninth west Coast
where patients are nuccess-
give
up
their
work
in
ungot
concern which is used to pour liquid
fulljr treated ferall NKRV
Ol S, CHRONIC AND
a hopeless
task
is
that
nourishment into the mouths of llioso as
PRIVATE DISEASES iu
young or old, single or
who can not raise their heads. Five they are taught without system U
nmiritd, such as
dollars of it sho is going to use to pay go from one tiling to another,
LOST MANHOOD.
a debt, money she borrowed nine years nnd can never feel that tho tasks ol
Nervous debility, seminal
losses,
failing meinery,
ago to buy medicine, and with the rest tho day have boon rounded ouch to
syphilitic emotions, ef
fects of mercury, kidney
she Is going to buy a cruteh for a poor completeness. The worker who does
aud bladder troubles, gon
girl whose limb Is shriveled, and tho not feel soma pleasure in a success
orrhea, gleet, stricture etc.
C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E .
rest she is going to put under her pil ful
accomplishment of well-done
low to la: used when sho is dead, to work must havo a low, brutish na
P I N W A Y H K A X H ’ H, F K A N K B
^ ■ t i n ¥¥ n 1 • B A C H .
Oabler, Roenis
paint tlie poor house eertla in which ture. It is the unnecessary steps the
1*1*006; Burdett Organs, band Instruments. Larger
sho will he buried, and buy a shroud girl takes usually that we try hor, and
^tock of Sheet Music and Books. Bands supplied a
Tastern Prlo«*. MATTHIAS GRAY OO.. » 6 Po.
and bouquet of flowers for that occa these the careful housekeeper always
Hreet. 8an FranHser
sion. Well, I can see that poor old seeks to save her from. Uneducated
of Seal of North
woman cry when I write her that tho people are often very obstinate, but it
Carolina P l u g
item is ret true. 1 can see tho tears they are once shown or made lo com
run down her wasted, wrinkled cheek, prehend a system by which all theit
Cut will convince
nnd 1 wish the fellow thut wrote that work can be done in order and time,
any Smoker that it is the finest Smok
item, and thought he was smart, eon
saved for themselves, they will usually
Us superior excellence proven In millions of homes fot
see her as I do. But I guess I will prefer it. It is certain that vt method more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the ing Tobacco ever sold on this Coast.
States Government. Endorsed by the heads of
send hor tho b>mket shawl, and the leal households tho servants usually United
the Great Universities as the St rongest, Purest and most
Healthful. Dr Price a Cream Baking Powder does not
Don’t be fooled by cheap imita
china affair, and have tho poor-house remain longer and there is less com oontaiu
Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Sold ouly iu cans.
folks inform her that her cofliti shall plaint than in easy-going homes where
PRICK BAKING POWDER CO.
tions.
Always ask for “ Seal,” and
CHICAGO
ST. LOUIS
he painted all right, and thut she shall rules and hours are scorned, in one NSW YORK
see
that
yen get the genuine.
have a good send-off, with flowers. house the servant knows every hour ol ;
But, (>. wouldn't I like to catch the the day wlrnt Is ex ported of her. There
Big is n as given a n i ? »
sal satisfaction In tb6
fellow who wrote that smart Aleck lie is but slight variation in the work
cure of Gonorrhoea and
about me. If he hud a heart I could from week to week. Tho servant’ s
Gleet. I prescribe ll and
show him seme of the results of his time to herself may l>o limited, but she
feel safe in recommend
work, and make him cry at a mark. is always sure of that time, it is not
ing (t to all sufferers.
Having for tho part four or five years been troubled
A .J .S T 0J E R , ■ .!> „
How much trouble enn ho caused in talk * n front hor on trivial pretexts, with
pimples and blotches on my face and body, and
Decshir, III«
nocent people by such a fellow, who while she In her turn knows too well finding no relief in any o f tho chemically prepared
PRICE f t . 0 0 . •
thut tin v appeal to set aside the allotted s> tape ami medicines prescribed for me bv physicians,
draws a salary for being "funny.” — tasks will bo of no avail. There arc I concluded to try your S. S. S. remedy, and have
Sold by Druggist*
great relu i in the same, four bottles clearing
IV It's Sun.
few housekeepers who can not remem found
my
skin
entirely.
I
cheerfully
recommend
your
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ber kit ‘liens wli -re no largo amount of medicine to all who are in the position that I have P I 3 0 S CURE TOR C O N S U M P T I O N
Mr. Rambo's Mistake.
work was done, yet every one was for been in. You can use this letter and my name as a
to the merits c f the S. S. S. remedy.
| F * o vx x 6 . 0 0 0 . 0 0 0
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ever in a hurry, rushing "thither and testimonial
f
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<Very truly yours,
A lfrkd P. R obinson ,
of the largest and most reliable house, and th« / use
T! * doer of Mr. Rambo's ofllco yon," and the tasks of the day seemed
320 S.tnsome St*. San Francisco. <*al.
AiT Send for emit books on Blood and Skin Pit
opened and u lady stood irresolutely on to lie forever undone; nnd others where eases
and advice to sufferer*, maile«! free.
an immense i amount of work was ac
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the threshold.
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Drawer », Atlanta, G .
complished by the same number of
“ M. FERRY k CO are
"Thunder nnd lightning, Nancy! hands, yet the kitchen was cleanly,
acknowledged to be the
f araest Seedsmer
Shut the door!” exclaimed Mr. ltambo, and the quiet manners of the workers
In the world.
glancing hastily up from his account hardly gave sign of what was being
D M F e r r y 4 C o ’s
Illustrated. Descrip
book. “ Wore you raised in a barn? done. If there was extra work, it was
tive aud Priced
Do you suppose i want to freeze to carefully planned out and ordered by
SEEDANNUAL
the kitchen d o ’k. Is there liny reason
death on account of your confounded — Unit a girl trained to the easy way of a
for 1880
•vYiM be mailed f RCt
1 bog your pardon, madam. I thought systematic household should not prefei
to all applicants, and
to last rc.tr's customer?
it was my wife. 1 was expecting her it to the disorder and drudgery of "go-
r without ordering it. /*' •
• th'rton'i Frery person using
at the office ubout this time. Certain easy" bone s. .V. F. Tribune.
I u u it f».UIow,r Guam. I V I .« r w - r M h X
In .tlftt.BC».
ftbtMiM *t-tni tor tft A.Mr>'.»
ly, certainly, madam. I ll subscribe
- I n Kentucky
"F irst Citizen —
D. a . F E R H Y a CO .. D o tr o il. M ich.
fur tho magazine with pleasure. Pul
"N o , sir; we can not account for the
me dow n for two copies." i hieog.
T h . B U Y E B S ’ O U I D I 1,
sudden death of Colonel G ore." S v-
Tribune.
lam ed March and Sept.,
ond Citizen " H a l lie been drinking
«•eh yeAr. It t . an ency
A « t h n t a . '< n n g h « . ' « o l d * . C r o u p , I n *
clopedia o f uaeful Infor
— A party of pros|>ectors headed by anything:’" First Citizen "N othing t i n m e n . I t r o u r h i t t * . C a t a r r h , M l i o o p .
m ation for «U who pur
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hurt.
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he
did
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McDonald, the half-breed, who induced
chase the lu x u rie . or the
the Flathead Indians to divulge a long take a glass of milk yesterday." Sec f t o n . i i n . p i l o n , a n t i a l l I h r o . t a n d
neoesa ltle. o f life. W e
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ond
Citizen
"T
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explains
it!
The
esn olothe you and furnish yon w ith
kept secret as to the location of some
all
the
naeew
ary and i n n c c t w y
’ J. R. CATES & CO.,* PROP’S.
remarkably rich mines iu thcliiackfoot water in it killed him.” — Dr--.h Mtga- J
ap p lian ce, to ride, w alk , dance, sleep,
time.
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country, while clambering aver the
cat, fish, hun t, w ork , g o to church,
or stay at hom e, and in various aliea,
— "Well, William,” said Mr. Hard
deep mountain sides were horrifled U
\Ye wish a few men to
s
ty le , and quantttiea. Just fls u r . out
our goods hy *ami'lc
And tlie skeletons of two white men. head to his new confidential clerk,
what I . required to do all theed’thine*
to thè wh «leale and re
I hie laid a bullet hole through his fore ••you are In a first-class position now
tali trnde. Lar*est mar.tt-
COUFORTAIIY. and yon can m ake a fair
r* In ur line. Fncloee 2 ceni stanip. N\ «vr» * fu per
estim ate o f the value o f the B C Y E B S '
head, and both had evidently been at a good salary. 1 shall expect you f Day.
IVrmaneut (HMiltlon. No poetala ansWered.
O U I D E . w hich w ill b e sent upon
killed by hostile Indians. Beside tht to be faithful and diligent; in fact, to Money advareed f >r w wgew. advertising, eto. «>■
receipt o f 10 c e n t, to pay p oa tac*
skeletons Viv a small pile of quarts. It make all my interests your own. It I r n n i n i H a m ifh . l u r l n a « o . « l a r la B jH l .O h h t
M
ONTGOM ERY WARD A CO.
is sup|H)sed they were the first pros won't lie necessary, however, for you S J . M . r |N K % M t ) e r am i % » a l ) tir a i
111-114 M ichigan iv a a u ft. C h ica«o, Ilk
pectors nnd pioneers of the Blnrkfoot to make love to the typo-writer. I'll i i k r a l m , la b ora tory . 104 Flret sL. Portland.
N. r . N. U. No. * 71 — S. V. S. C. No. 348
I Or. A nalyse» m ade o f all «ubatan e«»
Hills, and for years had lain oil the hills. attend to her mvself.” - ’
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A P R O M IN E N T M E R C H A N T IN T R O U B L E .
W hat m akes the old fellow so surly and grim .
A n d behave so con fou n d ed ly m ean?
T h ere’s certainly som ething the m atter with
him —
Is it stom ach, o r liver, or spleen?
W e ’ ve guessed i t — his liver is sluggish and
bad.
His b lood is disordered and fou l.
I t ’s en ou gh to m ake any one hopelessly m ad.
A n d greet his best friend with a g row l.
Old m oneybags m opes in his office all day.
A s snappish and cross as a b e a r ;
T he clerks know enou gh to keep o u t o f his
w ay,
Lest the m erchant should gru m ble and
swear.
E ven T abby, the cat, is in fea r o f a cuff,
O r a kick, if she ventures t o o n e a r;
T h ey all know the m aster is apt t o be rou gh.
A n d his freaks un expected and queer.
To correct a sluggish or disordered liver, and to cleanse and purify the
blood and thereby sweeten the temper, Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery
has no equal. It improves digestion, builds up the flesh, invigorates the
system, dispells melancholy, and makes life worth living.
IT 1^ GUARANTEED
t0 beneflt or cure, if taken In time and given a
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fair trial, in all diseases for which it is recom
mended, or the money paid for it will be refunded.
C opyright, 1888, b y W o u l d ' s D is p e n s a r y M e d ic a l A s s o c ia t io n , Proprietors.
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TH E
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n o m atter Qf h ow long standing, is per
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---- TO MAKE
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USE
D wight ’ s C ow -B rand S oda »*S aleratus .
A B S O L U T E L Y P U R E.
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the beat Soda made.
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Compound. . The
Tii use o f tw o bottles made me
feel like a new man. As _
nil tonic and
spring medicine, I do not knew its equal.'
W. L. G rfenleaf .
Brigadier General V. N. G.. Burlington, Vt.
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Use It Now!
“ IIavtn& used your Paine's Celery Compound
this spring. I can safely recommend it as the
m ost powerful and at the same time most
gentle regulator. It ts a splendid nerve tonte,
and since taking tt I have felt like a new n u n ."
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