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RESTAURANT HOGS. B o w One o f T h e m Spoiled a f a i r Ie d j*a and a Reporter*» Appetite. Speaking* ot restaurants, how they hold the mirror up to the nature of one’s breeding! Lot a man be lifted never so high by the most skillful and artistic of tuilors, he will find his level at the table. The failure of our res taurant keepers to provide a number W small tables for two compels the doubling, and frequently the quadru pling up process, so that one has an ex cellent though ofttimes uncomfortable opportunity of studying bh dining neighbor. I sat in such a position last night. Being in haste to reach the thoater, my lady and I entered the first restaurant we came to—and it is called a good one—for supper. There were no vacant tables, so 1 selected a table at which was seated a very nice- appearing mortal, well dressed, and who gave tho improsslon of being a gen tleman of taste. His order was served as we took our seats, and as wo wait ed for ours we wore regaled by as won derful an exhibition of gastronomic gymnastics as 1 had ovor seen. This gentleman of taste began with soup. He evidently is fond of soup. With one hand clasping tho plate, to tilt It as the compound grow less, and the other the spoon as Anson holds his but when two men nro out and throe on bases, ho got on tho outside of that soup in Hvo breaths, and with such a noise as comes from tho waste-pipe of a nearly emptied bath-tub. Ho then gave his attention to his fish, and but for his opportune coughing would have certainly proved tho worth of our feurs that some of tho bones would be tho death of him. The fish dispatched, ho devoted his energies to a nice-looking sirloin, some potatoes and turnips. 1 am sure he likes hash, especially when prepared by himself; for, after care fully cutting tho meat from the hone, he cut it in small pieces, dumped the potutoos nnd turnip on top, and, by doft manipulation, had In the twinkling of an eye tho three ingredients mixed with a thoroughness worthy of a bettor cause. Ho has littlo uso for a fork when ho oats hash. Ho prefers, as he showed last ovoning, to get his knife nicely heaped, using a crust of bread for a pusher. How he got through the dessert I don’ t know. Aly companion complained of a sudden faintness, and I took hor out in the air and wo wont to tho theater without supper. — Chi- oago Journal. ■ ^ • » T H E LAD V R E M E M B E R E D . Instructlvo S«* hm I oii of tli« Pumpkin H ol low Ladle*’ L ite r a r y Club. In a town not far from Detroit the Indies have organized a “ Literury Club.” There nro eight mombors in tho society, and by way of diversity they give u "high tea” to eight favor ite gentlemen once a fortnight. Tho othor night "Robert Elsmoro” was brought up for discussion. No ono had road tho hook, but each indi vidual had soon fragmentary reviews and all felt armed for tho discussion. “ Let nwHiw," ventured Miss Wise, "wtm is mn nuthor <>t •m.o.cTt y.ts- moroP’ I novor cun think.” "N o r I.” " I havo forgotten—” "S o havo I—’’ " I never can romombor a new author’B name two minutes.” “ Nor L ” “ Hero comos Mrs. Almons; sho will know.” Mrs. Almons was tho president one of those solf-suliicient people who know how to poise tho head and look wise. "Y es, Mrs. Almons is a wnlklng cyclopasdia,” offered young Mr. Bil lings. " i ’ rny, tell us, nuidamo presi dent, do, who wrote ‘Robert Kts- mero P’ ” " Why, Margaret Deland. of course,” said the walking cyclopaedia, with prompt decision. ••O yea” " O yes." " O yes.” "O f course," echoes a ftvnrfw voice. ••There havo been three of these re ligious novels within a year, ‘John Ward, Preacher,’ written by----- ” “ Mrs. Humphrey Ward." "T h ey say she named John after her father,” prompted Mr. Billings. "O , how rqinuntio." "S o English.” "Decidedly,” continued Miss Wise, "and ‘Iatvo nnd Theology.’ Who wrote that, Mrs. Almons? 1 never can remember." "Mrs. Cardinal Woolsey,” answered tho president- Then all fanned themselves and took a sip of tea. while Mr. Billings as sured Miss Wise that he never knew a wotunn equal to Mrs. Almons to re member names. — D.lroit Free Trets. Marriage Not a Failure. •• Marrlago a failure! 1 should say not.’" remarked an Oregon farmer, whose opinion was desired on ono of tho great questions of the day. “ Why, there's l.nciudy gitA up in the mornin’ , milks six cows, gits break- fas’ , starts tour children to skewl, looks arter the other three, feeds the hens, likewise the hogs, likewise some motherless sheep, skims twenty pans o’ milk, washes the clothes, gits dinner, et cetery, ot celery. “ Think I could hire anybody to do It fur what she gits? Not much! Mar r i a g e , sir, is a success, sir; a gret suc- e e . . ' ' — I* n th 's f 'otnj.ii ii to it. —1 The electric ligTTts in Willows, Cal., Can be seen by the naked eye from tho town of Orlaiwl eighteen miles distant. — First dame—"I luul four teeth ex tracted yesterday.” Second dame — •'Indeed. I did not know you had so many left."—D-troit Free IV. ,t —Gum chewers should take warning from the fate of a Newton. Conn., girl, aged sixteen. A piece of gum slipped down her throat, and. lodging at the entrance to the stomach, cavsod a fatal ulceration. —Two citizens of Washington, (la.. Starts'll out in the early morn toward the outskirts of the town, w here they were to fight a bloody duel. The way w a s long, and when they arrived at their destination one proposed a rest before they commenced hostilities. While they rested their rage cooled off. and at last accounts they were still r s .t l.i f TH E NEWSPAPER LIAR .' Hum orous Peck T e ll. Hose He Hot Is III. W ork at III. Kspense. T H E F IR S T R O T H S C H IL D S . Unfavorable flrcuiitHtance» Under W h lc l He Started In Life. T h .t ftetl the naked branche» .-q u iverin g, 1» not felt by the wealthy valetudinarian Indoor., but not ah the coverin g that ean Is- idled on hi« warm bed. nor all the furuaee heat that authra- . ’ite ean furnish, w ill warm hi* marrow when ch ill» and fever rim . It. icy H uvr» along hi» Mdnal colum n. Hosteller'» Stomach hitter» 1» tin- thing to infuse new warmth Into h i. ch illed and angul.li frame, to remedy the fierce fever and exhausting «weal« which alternate with the chill. Iiuinh ague, ague cake, b iltlq u . remit tent—In short, every know'll form o f malarial disease is subjugated by tld- potent, anil at the M in« tim e, wholesom e and genial m edicine. Illlllousne»», con stipation, dyspepsia, siek head- ache», loss o f appetite and .h e p , kidney trou ble, rheumatism anil debility are ul»o remedied by it. I’ m tt with persistence to effect a thor ough cure. F o r N e u r a lg ia s N E W . PERMANENT C U R E 9 . Few boys ever started in life undei Almost every daily pa per of any pre V o r T s a r .. I s ln tlu c m J a s l l . l l l l tensions to greatness or enterpri-a more unfavorable circumstances, and ft-C ir s i c o . i t . c t l f for M i . o l fsors w lu, s o . - r*l|U. »11 iftBoSi»« «und. «rod *> J.ooM om maintains a “ humorist” on its staff, a with '.ess prospect of fume and fortune, than Meyer Anslem, the founder of tlx — "• f u. funny fellow whoso business it is tc grout banking-house of Rothschild, Never A g e lo , ------------- flt. Qibory, XU-. May il, lili, ernie. make the readers laugh "ha! ha!” The and tho man of w hom Wilhelm, Land My wife v u troubled vlth ovare.gla and e «y Jacobe Oil wee never _ns one bottle of Bt. HENRY following item was written by ono ol grave of Hesse, exclaimed in his en BEC REMIT ER. troubled agaia. those alleged humorists: thusiasm, "Such honesty never hat A f t e r A ll. Ratlaad. XU . May S I.l««l. Have known caie« of neuralgia given up by “Peck, of Peek's San, won 14.000 on tho elec been known in this world!” Not only doctore te be cured by Bt. Jacobe Oil. tion, bul bis cousc ence will not permit him tc J. M. 14AW, Druggiet. keep It, lie proposes to dispense It to need .1 was Meyer Anslem poor, but ho be AT DRT700IBT8 AHD DEALERS widows In »urns of f-JO each. Every widow It longed to the then despised and per He that utveth h i . dinner w ill have the more THE CHARLES A. VOOCLER CO.. Battlnor*. Mi. need of cash should tut in hor claim at once.' secuted race, the Jews. Living in this HUpper. The laughable item was started the later day, when much of the hutred White Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng Lord only knows where, but it it and prejudice felt against the Jews hat land, Dragon of China, Crw» of Switzer, FOR D Y SPEPSIA. going the rounds, and I am be given way to more just and 1 i he rill sen- land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt- Double Eagle of Russia, »Star of Chili, The AWO ALL STOMACH TEOUBLU SUCH A l t ginning to get tho benefit. Of course j tirnents, we can hardly understand with Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. Indigestion. Sour-Stomach. Heartburn, K a u u , Wit* b v m , Constipation, Fullness after eating. Food To get these buy a box of the genuine AI if i knew who tho fellow was that what extreme contempt and loathing Mi Ming' la the Mouth and dlaagraaabU taste altar nuk ing. Marvooineaa and Low-SplriU . wrote the item I could kill him, and they were treated in young Anselm’t D r . C. M c L a x e ’ s C e l e b r a t e d L iv e r P il l s , price 2ft cents, and mail us the out- i At Druggists and Dealers or sent by mail on re thut would break him of sucking eggs, day. As a specimen of it, however, side wrapper with your address, plainly j ceipt </2j cU. (5 boxes f t .00) in stamps. Oampii but he is "incog.” He is like tho fel wo read that in Frankfort-on-the-Maln, written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will i sent an receipt o] 2-cent Stamp. then mail you the above list with an ele low who writes un anonymous letter. the city where ho was born, the Jewt gant package of oleographic and ehro j THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. »AttlM.r., «4 Ono would think such un item could j were so detested by the other inhabit. rustic cards. not do any harm. It does no harm to ants that they were compelled to live F l e m i n g B r o s ., P it t s b u r g , P a . j me, except to make my heart bleed | in a certain quarter which was shut in Gu receipt o f postage stamps we w ill send free Never haggle about the basket if you get the by m ail the follow in g splendid articles : ubout twice a day. Tho follow who I by gates. During tho day they might fruit. O n e B o x o f P u r e V a s e lin e , - - 10 cts. O n e B o x o f V a s e lin e C a m p h o r l e e , 15 ctH. wrote it probably thought I would re I go about, but at night they must all re- C O N SU M PTIO N C U R E D . O n e B o x o f V a s e lin e C o ld C re a m , 15 e ts. ceive lots of letters from pretty widows, i tiro to their own quarter, and there tht An old physician, retired from practice, hav No Vaseline is genuine unless our name is on and that I would have a picnic answer ! gates were locked, so thut they should ing bad placed in his hands by an East India the label. <T o . skbrouuh M a n i f ’ u C o ., 24 State missionary the form ula of a sim ple vegetable st., New York. ing them. The facts are that 1 never ! not venturo out again until morning. remedy for the speedy and permanent cure o f K t o j * S a d a y . Samples worth # ‘¿ . 1 5 Consum ption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, bet a cent on election, and never won I If by any chance a Jew was found out- ami all Throat and Lung A Affections, also a posi m n 1 I t E K . Lines not under horses’ feet. a dollar, and while I may occasionally i side tho “ Judengasso” ufter a certair tive ami rad lead cure for Nervous Debility and M w v r Write H r e w n t e r M B fe t y K e i i i give a little money to tho deserving : hour he was put to death. Think what all Nervous C o m p la in t, after having tested its H o l d e r « ’« . . H o l l y , M i d i . wonderful curative powers iu thousands o f poor, I have no thousands of dollars | chance a poor littlo lad liko this hud cases, lias felt it bis duty to make it know n to DR. PIERCE S NEW BELT laid away for the purpose of aiding i of becoming ono of tho wealthiest and his suffering fellow». Actuated by this m otive AND SUSPENSORY, i and a desire to relieve hum an suffering, I w ill widows or any other deserving class. I most distinguished personages of hii send free o f charge, to all who desire ft, this re ( Pat. Oct. 1 1 cores all I Nervous and Chronic Dls-l cipe, in German, Fie neb or English, with full I wish Rio fellow who wrote that item age! Yet he did it, und that too by nt eases o f both sexes. Prices directions for preparing and using. Sent by * tt and upward. Send 2 c1 to bo cunning could rend some of tho other means titan behaving with the m ail by addressing with stamp, nam ing this for sealed pamphlet No. 2. paper, W. A. N oyes , lUf P ttoers Block, Roches KI P T I KL. I f ruptured C'Slc,i letters 1 recoivo. If ho could sit here utmost uprightness and honesty. ter, X. Y. _________ ____________ send stamp for Pamphlet No. 1. ¿3 beside me, I could mako him so BILLS. New Invention. Send2c stamp To add to his other misfortunes, w There is winter enough for the snipe and the forPamphlet No. 3. Address; ashamed of himself that ho would an young Anselm found himself at the age woodcock too M. E. T. «’«. , 704 Sacramento St., San Francisco, l al. swer those letters I um receiving, and of eleven an orphan. Now his pros «¿et H id o f T h a t I f u d T a s t e . Rather than the Cheapest acknowledge that ha was not only a pect was darker than ever, for tht When you wake up in the m orning with u PORTLAND BUSINESS star liar but a foolish ass. These let Jews are nearly always kind to thoit bad taste in your mouth, with your throat and C O L IG E . ton gue dry and a yellow coatin g on your teeth ters are not from beautiful and " f l y ” children, and do all that thoy can ti ami ^ ^ _________ Porti. nd, Oregon. gums, d o n ’t im agine it was all caused by widows, with pearly teeth, red lips, give them a start in the world. In somt what you ate the night before. Of course every- Perfect equipm ent, thorough instruction, eStab* boa y does that and everybody “ i swears oil*” from lislied reputation ,grow ing popularity. Business, beautiful complexion, roulful eyes, and way or other, however, he secured uga: iu eating such food. The trouble is that Shorthand, Common School and Penmanship Depart- fat littlo hands, but thoy come from some little education, and as a young your liver is clogged, your kidneys are over ments. Students admitted at any time. Cata worked and your bowels are not d oin g their logue and specimens o f penmanship sent free. old ladies seventy and eighty years of man wo And him employed in a bank duty. Take ¡from three tq£tcn o f B k ak dk eth ’ k J . k . H KM O. K«r’ s . A. P. ARMSTRONG* Pris. ago, who have been left alone, and ing-house In the town of Hanover, lit P ills and note the sudden and wonderful change iu your system. who are so poor and needy. They was in no hurry to go into business foi never knew any thing ubout news himself, as so many young men are, at ----------T R E A T E D F I I E E . - Squeeze not the orange too hard, lest you have Posltlvely Cured with Vegetable Remedies. paper liars, und take it for granted it is not until he is in his thirtieth u bitter Juice. Have cured many thousand cases. Cure patients that tho above item is God's truth, and year that wo find him back in Hanover, W h y I .u lir a L o s t H e r l l e a u . hopeless by the best physician^ From S renounced rst dose symptoms rapidly disappear, ana In ten Laura once had an affluent beau thoy picture to mo their sufferings established as a broker and a money days at least two-thirds o f all symptoms are remov W ho called twice a fortnight, or so, ed. Send for free book o f testimonials o f miraculous nnd poverty und despair in such lender, with a red shield (Rothschild) cures. Ten days treatment furnished free by mail. Now she sits, Sunday eve, If you order trial, send 10 cents in stamps to pay All lonely to grieve, terms that it makes mo fool as though, us a sign hung over his shop. Here lit postage. 1>K. U. H. GREEN A SUNS. Atlanta. Ga. Oh, where is her recreant beau, If you order trial return this advertisement to ua. if I was able, I would support them all did an excellent business, establishing A nd why did he leave Laura so? Why In* saw that Laura was a languishing, in luxury as long as tho precious the reputation for honesty that led tt 1st Premiums. *25,000 In use, delicate girl, subject to siek headaches, sensi 20 years Established. NeW old souls live. Thoy tell me his good fortune. tive nerves and uncertain tempers; and know _ patented Steel Tuning De ing what a life-long trial Is a fretful, sickly how to send tho money, und So onormous is the amount of busi wife, he transferred his affections to her cheer vice, ill "use” in no other Piano, by which our Pianos how much good it will do them ness done and tho influence exerted bt ful healthy cou sin, Ellen. The secret is that stand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not affected Laura’ s health and strength are sapped by by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, this winter. Ono poor, loving old tho Rothschilds that it is currently ch ron ic weaknesses, p eculiar to her sex, which crack, decay, or wear o u t ; we guarantee it. Ele creature, ignorant of tho ways of tho said of thorn that on two or three oc Ellen averts and avoids b y the use o f Dr. gant Rosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating Pierce’ s Favorite Prescription. This is the only action; finest ivory keys; the Famous ANTISELL. wicked world, shivering from insuf casions they havo successfully oxortec remedy, for w om en’s p eculiar weaknesses and Call or write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISELL CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows’ Hall, Mar ficient clothing, hus bought somo themselves to preserve tho peace o ailm ents, sold by druggists, under a positive PIANO guarantee from the m anufacturers, that it will ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. underclothes of warm wool from a Europe. Their house now lias its estab give satisfaction in every case or m oney w ill kind merchant, to bo paid for when lishnients in London, Paris, Vienna and be refunded. See guarantee on battle wrapper. BUY THE BEST. TAKE NO CHANCES. ¡^io gets her twenty dollars from mo, Frankfort, and its agencies in Now They who have little butter must be content and she wrltos such a giail letter of York and other great cities in both to spread thin their bread. T H E GR EAT HEALER. thunks, and tells mo that sho beliovcs C h i l d r e n S t a r v i n g tn I le u t h hemispheres. Their name is a syn Cures Cuts, Sores, Salt Rheum, Boils. I must bo a perfect image of hor dear onyin for wealth as in earlier days it On a ccou n t o f their in a b ility to digest food, will Pimples, Felons, Skin Diseases, and all a most marvelous food and remedy in ailments for which a salve is suitable. For boy who was so kind to hor, but who stood and still stands for fair dealing, j find N c o t t ’ w L iu u lM io ii o f Pure Cod Liver o i l was killed at Antiutam, or at least slio —Harper's Young People. with H ypophosphites. Very palatable and taking out soreness and healing it acts easily digested. Dr. H. W. C ohkn , o f W aco, like magic. 2ft cents a box. at all druggists. supposes ho was, for sho novor heard Texas, says: **1 have used your Emulsion in In UNNECESSARY WORK. f*om him after that buttle, and she fantile wasting with good results. It not only wasted tissues, but gives strength and says I am so good sho knows I will go It Can be Avoided by Syntem itiziiig I restores increases the appetite. I am glad to use such a House and Kitchen Duties. i«.n, reliable a rticle.’ to Heaven, und sho will pray for mo FOR EVERY PURPOSE. The amount of unnecessary exertior I Many a good dish is spoiled by an ill sauce. ovory day. What opinion will tho iu- noonnt u\A\iu\y Ytuvo ot m o vihon I V»\\ Rtvan in ilii. oeuutvy to tho accoin- i S o ld o n T r i a l ! F o r t h e « ’a r e o f a C o u g h o r H o re her the story is all a 1 io, and what plishment of any task has long been a “ Brown's Bronchial Troches” are a sim opinion will she havo of tho liar who subject of comment among wise men. | Throat, ple remedy. wrote it to be funny. 1 think I will Individuals so seldom choose the quiet, When the stom ach chim es the d inner hour pay for those undorclothos for lin k, systematic way, allowing each detail wait not for the clock. any way. Anothor lottor comos from of their task to follow tho othor In a woman eighty-four yours old, who regular order till every thing is done. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Investment small, profits |laige. Send 20o for mailing has boon a widow for forty years, and In no place is want of system so sorely Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c. large Illustrated Catalogue with full particulars. Man supported herself for thirty years knit felt as in the household. The erratic ufactured by T r y G e r m k a for breakfast. ting socks, until she became paralyzed, housekeeper is responsible for more G O U L D S & A U S T IN , 1 6 7 A 1 6 0 L u k e S t.. uml for ten years sho has been in a than half the ills usu v'ly attributed lo I C H IC A G O . IL L . poor-house, bed-ridden. Sho tolls me untrained servants. The fact that, sorv what she is going to do with her ants in this country are sally un TH E VAN MONCISCAR twenty dollars. With ten dollars of it trained is a reflection against theit P R IV A T E D IS P E N S A R Y . mistresses. It requires a large amount she is going to buy a blanket shawl N O S. 133 and 134 T H I R D S T R E E T , P o r tla n d , O r e g o n . and some warm underclothing, and of patience to take a green girl and Is the only Private Dis some crab apple jelly, and a chicken train her to tho work of a refined pensary in Portland or on to make some soup, und a little china household. The reason so many girls the Ninth west Coast where patients are nuccess- give up their work in ungot concern which is used to pour liquid fulljr treated ferall NKRV Ol S, CHRONIC AND a hopeless task is that nourishment into the mouths of llioso as PRIVATE DISEASES iu young or old, single or who can not raise their heads. Five they are taught without system U nmiritd, such as dollars of it sho is going to use to pay go from one tiling to another, LOST MANHOOD. a debt, money she borrowed nine years nnd can never feel that tho tasks ol Nervous debility, seminal losses, failing meinery, ago to buy medicine, and with the rest tho day have boon rounded ouch to syphilitic emotions, ef fects of mercury, kidney she Is going to buy a cruteh for a poor completeness. The worker who does aud bladder troubles, gon girl whose limb Is shriveled, and tho not feel soma pleasure in a success orrhea, gleet, stricture etc. C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E . rest she is going to put under her pil ful accomplishment of well-done low to la: used when sho is dead, to work must havo a low, brutish na P I N W A Y H K A X H ’ H, F K A N K B ^ ■ t i n ¥¥ n 1 • B A C H . Oabler, Roenis paint tlie poor house eertla in which ture. It is the unnecessary steps the 1*1*006; Burdett Organs, band Instruments. Larger sho will he buried, and buy a shroud girl takes usually that we try hor, and ^tock of Sheet Music and Books. Bands supplied a Tastern Prlo«*. MATTHIAS GRAY OO.. » 6 Po. and bouquet of flowers for that occa these the careful housekeeper always Hreet. 8an FranHser sion. Well, I can see that poor old seeks to save her from. Uneducated of Seal of North woman cry when I write her that tho people are often very obstinate, but it Carolina P l u g item is ret true. 1 can see tho tears they are once shown or made lo com run down her wasted, wrinkled cheek, prehend a system by which all theit Cut will convince nnd 1 wish the fellow thut wrote that work can be done in order and time, any Smoker that it is the finest Smok item, and thought he was smart, eon saved for themselves, they will usually Us superior excellence proven In millions of homes fot see her as I do. But I guess I will prefer it. It is certain that vt method more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the ing Tobacco ever sold on this Coast. States Government. Endorsed by the heads of send hor tho b>mket shawl, and the leal households tho servants usually United the Great Universities as the St rongest, Purest and most Healthful. Dr Price a Cream Baking Powder does not Don’t be fooled by cheap imita china affair, and have tho poor-house remain longer and there is less com oontaiu Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Sold ouly iu cans. folks inform her that her cofliti shall plaint than in easy-going homes where PRICK BAKING POWDER CO. tions. Always ask for “ Seal,” and CHICAGO ST. LOUIS he painted all right, and thut she shall rules and hours are scorned, in one NSW YORK see that yen get the genuine. have a good send-off, with flowers. house the servant knows every hour ol ; But, (>. wouldn't I like to catch the the day wlrnt Is ex ported of her. There Big is n as given a n i ? » sal satisfaction In tb6 fellow who wrote that smart Aleck lie is but slight variation in the work cure of Gonorrhoea and about me. If he hud a heart I could from week to week. Tho servant’ s Gleet. I prescribe ll and show him seme of the results of his time to herself may l>o limited, but she feel safe in recommend work, and make him cry at a mark. is always sure of that time, it is not ing (t to all sufferers. Having for tho part four or five years been troubled A .J .S T 0J E R , ■ .!> „ How much trouble enn ho caused in talk * n front hor on trivial pretexts, with pimples and blotches on my face and body, and Decshir, III« nocent people by such a fellow, who while she In her turn knows too well finding no relief in any o f tho chemically prepared PRICE f t . 0 0 . • thut tin v appeal to set aside the allotted s> tape ami medicines prescribed for me bv physicians, draws a salary for being "funny.” — tasks will bo of no avail. There arc I concluded to try your S. S. S. remedy, and have Sold by Druggist* great relu i in the same, four bottles clearing IV It's Sun. few housekeepers who can not remem found my skin entirely. I cheerfully recommend your ■ ■ • »» ber kit ‘liens wli -re no largo amount of medicine to all who are in the position that I have P I 3 0 S CURE TOR C O N S U M P T I O N Mr. Rambo's Mistake. work was done, yet every one was for been in. You can use this letter and my name as a to the merits c f the S. S. S. remedy. | F * o vx x 6 . 0 0 0 . 0 0 0 «'«‘ i****’ ever in a hurry, rushing "thither and testimonial f ------- *%JUV** l*wt to bill heeds <Very truly yours, A lfrkd P. R obinson , of the largest and most reliable house, and th« / use T! * doer of Mr. Rambo's ofllco yon," and the tasks of the day seemed 320 S.tnsome St*. San Francisco. <*al. AiT Send for emit books on Blood and Skin Pit opened and u lady stood irresolutely on to lie forever undone; nnd others where eases and advice to sufferer*, maile«! free. an immense i amount of work was ac 1 HK HW I FT 8 1’ KCI F IC CO.. the threshold. _____ Drawer », Atlanta, G . complished by the same number of “ M. FERRY k CO are "Thunder nnd lightning, Nancy! hands, yet the kitchen was cleanly, acknowledged to be the f araest Seedsmer Shut the door!” exclaimed Mr. ltambo, and the quiet manners of the workers In the world. glancing hastily up from his account hardly gave sign of what was being D M F e r r y 4 C o ’s Illustrated. Descrip book. “ Wore you raised in a barn? done. If there was extra work, it was tive aud Priced Do you suppose i want to freeze to carefully planned out and ordered by SEEDANNUAL the kitchen d o ’k. Is there liny reason death on account of your confounded — Unit a girl trained to the easy way of a for 1880 •vYiM be mailed f RCt 1 bog your pardon, madam. I thought systematic household should not prefei to all applicants, and to last rc.tr's customer? it was my wife. 1 was expecting her it to the disorder and drudgery of "go- r without ordering it. /*' • • th'rton'i Frery person using at the office ubout this time. Certain easy" bone s. .V. F. Tribune. I u u it f».UIow,r Guam. I V I .« r w - r M h X In .tlftt.BC». ftbtMiM *t-tni tor tft A.Mr>'.» ly, certainly, madam. I ll subscribe - I n Kentucky "F irst Citizen — D. a . F E R H Y a CO .. D o tr o il. M ich. fur tho magazine with pleasure. Pul "N o , sir; we can not account for the me dow n for two copies." i hieog. T h . B U Y E B S ’ O U I D I 1, sudden death of Colonel G ore." S v- Tribune. lam ed March and Sept., ond Citizen " H a l lie been drinking «•eh yeAr. It t . an ency A « t h n t a . '< n n g h « . ' « o l d * . C r o u p , I n * clopedia o f uaeful Infor — A party of pros|>ectors headed by anything:’" First Citizen "N othing t i n m e n . I t r o u r h i t t * . C a t a r r h , M l i o o p . m ation for «U who pur ► o hurt. I -et’ s see! I believe he did IU C -« . . I t i , I o « , o f V o l e e , I n e l p l e n t McDonald, the half-breed, who induced chase the lu x u rie . or the the Flathead Indians to divulge a long take a glass of milk yesterday." Sec f t o n . i i n . p i l o n , a n t i a l l I h r o . t a n d neoesa ltle. o f life. W e I i n , T r o u b le . ond Citizen "T h a t explains it! The esn olothe you and furnish yon w ith kept secret as to the location of some all the naeew ary and i n n c c t w y ’ J. R. CATES & CO.,* PROP’S. remarkably rich mines iu thcliiackfoot water in it killed him.” — Dr--.h Mtga- J ap p lian ce, to ride, w alk , dance, sleep, time. 41T *nn<M»m«' w irref, « a a T r s s r h r « . « n i . country, while clambering aver the cat, fish, hun t, w ork , g o to church, or stay at hom e, and in various aliea, — "Well, William,” said Mr. Hard deep mountain sides were horrifled U \Ye wish a few men to s ty le , and quantttiea. Just fls u r . out our goods hy *ami'lc And tlie skeletons of two white men. head to his new confidential clerk, what I . required to do all theed’thine* to thè wh «leale and re I hie laid a bullet hole through his fore ••you are In a first-class position now tali trnde. Lar*est mar.tt- COUFORTAIIY. and yon can m ake a fair r* In ur line. Fncloee 2 ceni stanip. N\ «vr» * fu per estim ate o f the value o f the B C Y E B S ' head, and both had evidently been at a good salary. 1 shall expect you f Day. IVrmaneut (HMiltlon. No poetala ansWered. O U I D E . w hich w ill b e sent upon killed by hostile Indians. Beside tht to be faithful and diligent; in fact, to Money advareed f >r w wgew. advertising, eto. «>■ receipt o f 10 c e n t, to pay p oa tac* skeletons Viv a small pile of quarts. It make all my interests your own. It I r n n i n i H a m ifh . l u r l n a « o . « l a r la B jH l .O h h t M ONTGOM ERY WARD A CO. is sup|H)sed they were the first pros won't lie necessary, however, for you S J . M . r |N K % M t ) e r am i % » a l ) tir a i 111-114 M ichigan iv a a u ft. C h ica«o, Ilk pectors nnd pioneers of the Blnrkfoot to make love to the typo-writer. I'll i i k r a l m , la b ora tory . 104 Flret sL. Portland. N. r . N. U. No. * 71 — S. V. S. C. No. 348 I Or. A nalyse» m ade o f all «ubatan e«» Hills, and for years had lain oil the hills. attend to her mvself.” - ’ It 0 = ^=0 Wé Diamond Vera-Cura .C O D \ 1\V VASELINE PREPARATIONS. V D IR O IP S" M EXICAN SALVE j I in «n i I in ; a l* WELL DRILLS f) A P R O M IN E N T M E R C H A N T IN T R O U B L E . W hat m akes the old fellow so surly and grim . A n d behave so con fou n d ed ly m ean? T h ere’s certainly som ething the m atter with him — Is it stom ach, o r liver, or spleen? W e ’ ve guessed i t — his liver is sluggish and bad. His b lood is disordered and fou l. I t ’s en ou gh to m ake any one hopelessly m ad. A n d greet his best friend with a g row l. Old m oneybags m opes in his office all day. A s snappish and cross as a b e a r ; T he clerks know enou gh to keep o u t o f his w ay, Lest the m erchant should gru m ble and swear. E ven T abby, the cat, is in fea r o f a cuff, O r a kick, if she ventures t o o n e a r; T h ey all know the m aster is apt t o be rou gh. A n d his freaks un expected and queer. To correct a sluggish or disordered liver, and to cleanse and purify the blood and thereby sweeten the temper, Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery has no equal. It improves digestion, builds up the flesh, invigorates the system, dispells melancholy, and makes life worth living. IT 1^ GUARANTEED t0 beneflt or cure, if taken In time and given a *• "**" fair trial, in all diseases for which it is recom mended, or the money paid for it will be refunded. C opyright, 1888, b y W o u l d ' s D is p e n s a r y M e d ic a l A s s o c ia t io n , Proprietors. C* A T B ra U A D D U M* m B m ■ m ■ ™ ■ m anently cured b y DR. SAGE S CATARRH REMEDY. THE COW BRAND. 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