Newberg graphic., January 19, 1889, Image 4

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M IS C ELLAN E O U S.
A V E R Y C U R I O U S BIRD.
P O T -H O U S E
P O L ITIC S .
The t h iir s c t r r o f t h « T ilin g . Knffw geil In
Fxjiou iu iifitf Its M erit*.
— In Europe it is customary to leave n a b lta o f th e M ateo, a O n eer C reatu re
As a general thing the bar-room
F ou n d In tlio l in tern H -a«.
visiting cards on the graves of poets.
This seems strange, when it is known
The maleo is about the size of a small politician is not attractive personally.
t h a t the occupants of the graves are turkey, and not unlike one in appear­ Ho rarely pays much attention to his
always at home.— -V. O. Picayune.
ance, and belongs to the family of mop clothing or his general make-up, bo-
■ It may be doubted whether tho apodes, or “ big-feet,” which are also cauao his time is completely absorbed
with matters of great political import.
practice of chewing gum has an injuri­ culled “ mound-builders.”
ous effect on the eyes of the gum
These latter are gallinaceous birds Ho is kept so busy saving tho country
chewer, but it hurts the eyes of other (as are our common fowls or plicus- that ho has no time or energy to waste
people.— Somerville Journal.
! ants), which aro found in Australia and in removing grease spots on his rai-
mont or in manipulating a clothes
— Lincoln County, Georgia, requires Papua, or New Guinea, and which lay
brush.
The blush on his cheek is not
on tho average only a day and a half of their eggs, and then scratch up and
caused by his glowing with heaven
court. At the lust session tho oiny carry immoi. ,o quantities of sticks,
born enthusiasm for the just cause of
prisoner who has been in jail in tho
tho people, nor by tho ruddy hue of
county for several years was let go on . heat of fermentation under a hot sun
robust health, but may safely be at­
his own recognizance, tho prosecutor j hatches thorn. '1 hose birds have all
tributed loan inferior brand of whisky.
failing to appear.
immense feet, well udupted for such a
Tho averago pot-house mogul of small
— Statistics lately published in En­ purpose, two or three times as largo in
caliber is tho victim of many strange
gland show that the world has 700 proportion as those of our turkeys.
hallucinations. One of his put delu­
Croesuses worth $5,000,000 or over, of
Instead of using leuves and sticks and
sions is that he is indispensable. He
whom 200 reside in England, 100 in the sand, tho maleo of Celebes uses the
harbors un undefined sort of suspicion
United States, 100 in Germany, 75 in gravel of the sea-beach alone to hatch
thut tho continuance of the planetary
France, 50 in Kussia, 50 in India air* its eggs, mid these eggs are extremely
system, somehflw or other, rests on
12S in other countries.
largo in proportion to tho size of the
him. As for tho political party to
— There is anew high-wire act. Two bird.
which he claims to belong, or rather
They do not muko regular mounds,
men starting from different ends of a
which ho imagines belongs to him, ho
slack wire meet and pass each other, ! like their cousins, tho megapod os of
is perfectly sure that but for his sage
going by on a wultz step. A woman Australia, but tho whole beach shows
counsel it would full to plocos und ro-
a
scries
of
elevations
und
depressions,
actually dances on tho wire, and a man
solvu itself into chaos. It is almost
trots across it with a companion up­ I like a rough, confused sea. Contrary
impossible for tho small-bore deina-
to what wo should imagine, the very
right on his shoulders.
goguo to believe thut his party could
largo
eggs
aro
not
found
at
the
very
— A lady saw a driver, angry with
survive a single campaign in cose he
bottom
of
tho
depressions,
nor
on
tho
his horses for some fancied offense,
should pay tho debt of nature— the
about to lash thorn severely. She in­ summit of tho mound of gravel, but in
only debt, by the way, which ha ever
terrupted him by inquiring tho way to shallow trenches, and on tho sloi>es of
does pay.
a certain street, to a certain man's the irregular hummocks.
Instead of bolng a modern Atlas with
Tho natives of tho Island understand
house, both of which sho know very
the whole world on his shoulders, he
perfectly
how
to
find
them,
by
probing
woll. Hut tho driver, too gallant not
himself is a burden griovous to be
to answer tho lady’s questions, had op­ in tho gravel with a flexible, delicate
borne. Ho wanders around, never al­
portunity for his temper to cool, and stick. If tho egg has been lately laid,
lowing himself to stray far away from
restored tho whip to its socket without and just covorod, the gravel is very lit­
the saloons, liko un evil spirit seeking
tle
packed,
mid
easy
to
penetrate
with
striking a blow.
rest and finding none, and allowing no­
the
stick.
'Then
tho
gravel
is
scraped
— Timo, twentieth century. Place, at
body else to find any, cither. Ho will
the polls. First Female Voter— “ How away— tho stick used again—and so halt gentlemon on tho public highways,
do you do, Mrs. X? W ho are you going tho egg is reached at last.
It is often threo or four feet below and unless they seek safety in flight,
to vote for for governorP” Second Fo-
tho
surface of tho mound. Tho heat of he will inflict on such victims, in a
mulo V oter— “ O, I have not decided
whisky-laden whisper, wholo libraries
yet. Tho Republicans have put up Mr. tho beach, however, on which the trop- of stale political loro and decayod cam­
A. They say he’s very popular, and I icul sun is ever shining, hatches the paign rubbish.
sure to bo elected. But Mr. H, his op­ eggs at this depth; for, after they are
In regard to tho actual services he
ponent, he doesn’t seem to have any onco deposited and covered up, ths
ronders his party there will always be
friends at all, poor follow; guess I'll parent birds tako no more notice of
unhonostdifforoncoof opinion.
There
vote for him.” First Female Voter— them.
is good reason to believe that this pos­
Tho
male
birds,
as
well
ns
tho
hens,
“ So will L " — Yankee Made.
tulant for pap does more to cause the
— “ What will it cost in \ U ndo Ras­ dig up tho grnvol to form tho mounds, respoctublo element of his party to go
tas, to have my coop whitewashed?” nnd throw up tho material in perfect over to the opposition than all tho othor
“ 1 kuin't toll yet, sail, till l makes an sliowors; and they do this in an odd causes put togetlior. Tho shrewder
estimato oh do size and dimonshuns." way, and not scratching alternately, politicians and office-seekers perceive
That night tho owner was disturbed by with both foot, liko common fowls. The that tho unsavory but enthusiastic dem­
a loud noise in tho hen-coop. “ Ili, maleo poises himself on one leg, and agogue is in reality a dangerous Jonah,
thoro!” ho shouted from an upper gives rapid digs with the other, the who should bo promptly inserted into
window, “ what are you doing there?” large foot, slightly webbed at tho base tho raging main if tho ship is to be
“ It’s Unc. Raatus,” was tho reply, of tho toes, being as largo and effective saved, and they often do throw him
“ and lie’s llggorin’ on do size an' di­ ns a man’s hiyid.
Although tho oxplorors from the overboard; but he always bobs seronely
monshuns ob do coop.” — Harper's Ha-
Marchosa
found tho curious birds in up and swims to shore, or is picked up
ta r.
groat numbers upon the seashore, they by tho rival craft.
— “ This is tho darndost place I over
Occasionally tho small-bore politician
could only get them by creeping up
was in,” exclaimed tho bucolic gcntlo-
qulto close, and then running in nnd gots into power and sticks with the
man at the thoatro. “ I’vo boon look­
shouting; when, instead of running off, pertinacity of a postage stamp in a
ing around for tho last half-hour and
they took to their wings and perched pocket-book on a dump day. The tax­
cun't find tho door." “ Don’t you seo
upon tho forest trees which formed a payers discover that they aro being
tho sign on that door?” asked tho gen­
licit along' tho beach. 1 lore they seemed robbed by a sot of famished cormorants.
tlemanly usher. “ Exit, that’s Latin,
to think themselves perfectly safe, and Then it is that tho man whoso proporty
ami means the place where you go out.”
one can be shot at a timo, without put­ is being sold for taxes lifts his voice
“ Then why in timo don’t it say so? I
ting to Might tho others. They wore and a rebellious hoof und rails at the
don't know nothing about dead lan­
found to bo delicious eating, and their small-bore demagogue. An independ­
guages. ’Cause a feller can’t read
skins, being unique, most valuablo for ent tidal wave sweeps over tho neigh-
Latin, he’s got to burn to death in caso
borlvood, and tho small-bore demagogue
stuffing, for museums and collections.
of fire, oh? "— Boston Transcript.
'Tho maleo's egg is lingo, in propor­ and his frionds are left high and dry
— “ M en," said tlio captain of tho
tion to tho size of the body, and sumo when tho waters recede.
steamer to the frightened passengers
This stylo of politician prevails, in a
days elapses between tho laying; and
huddled about him, “ it ia true we are
tho question is, why should tho egg bo more or less malignant type, from
not gaining on tho louk, but wo are I
so disproportionate to the sizo of the Maino to the Rio Grando, und infests
only fifteen miles from land, and if
every political party. — Texas Siftings.
bird:*
necessary wo can throw overboard
'Tho theory of DoctorGnillemard, tho
8,000 tons of freight to lighten ship, j
V I L L A G E S O F R U S S IA .
naturalist who describes them, is that
Thoro is no occasion for alarm. Wo
tho eggs of these birds would bo ex­ The Deplorable Condition of Sixty Mil­
have Bovoral hundred casks of rum in
posed to much risk if in an open nest,
lion* of Ignorant Pennant*.
tho hold that wo c a n ------” “ No occa- 1
while burled as they aro they aro com­
Tho idea of 60.000,000 of people bo-
sion for alarm!" exclaimed a tall Ken- I
paratively safe.
Ho says that the ing constantly upon tho ver^oof starva­
tucklan, turning pale with apprehon- i
weight of such a mass of gravol must tion is a startling ono, yot thoro does
sion. "Captain, do you Intend to throw
bo takon into consideration, when it not »coin to Ho any reason to doubt the
that rum overboard?” — Chioujo T rib ­
will be seen that no chick of ordinary truth of tho author’« statement. Tho
une.
size could foreo its way through it to peasants are frightfully ignorant, and
— Tho averago ago of locomotives is ' tho surface. Hence the necessity of a
their rairs make them, to a certain ex­
about twolvo years, yot many, through
largo egg nnd a powerful chick; or, in tent, selfish. Those ralrs aro village
proper habits of living, taking their ;
other words, the curious habit has boon governments, each one independent of
meals regular and avoiding all intoxi- |
adopted for the preservation of the spe­ the other, and each peasant, whilo
eating boverages attain quite a re­ cies.— Golden Days.
bound for life to his mir, has no tios
spectable old ago. Tho oldest run­
connecting him with any other village.
ning engine in Germany has been on
Nor have the mini any connecting links.
G R O W IN G
SM ALLER.
tho road since 1815, and is conso- |
To all intents and purposes the mirs in
qucntlv forty-three years old; quite a
llin V rcn t t V i i j . In \\ lil.-li Men (t r o w I'u ny Kussia are independent States, with
Methuselah, in fact. With regard to
iim l liiH lKiilllciint.
nothing in common but tho Government
its habits it has always confined itself !
A young lad overheard a conversa­ tax gatherer. It is this fact that has
strictly to water, though it has been j
been the safety of tho Russian autoc­
addicted to smoking all its life. It is ! tion which took place between his
racy, for were a concerted movement
sad to seo a locomotive grown prema­ fat tier and Mr. H., a neighbor, w ith
to come the General Government of the
turely old by getting on trains and run­ reference to a well-known inhabitant ol
country would go down before it as
ning all night, but they aro often met the place. 'The lad did not pay suffi­
cient attention to understand much that would a pile of sand before a breaking
with in collisions. — Texas Siftings.
was said.
This remark, however, dam. In fact, tho authority of the
— Flagstaff, Mo., is an interesting
struck him. “ Ho is,” said Mr. II., re­ Czar to-day rests upon two things— the
town for two reasons. It always has a
ferring to tho person respecting whom ignorance of the peasantry and their
Miles Standish among its citizens, and
they were conversing, “ ho is grow.ng lack of organization.
tho Standish farm covers the ground
It is a question, however, of great
smaller every day.”
where Benedict Arnold encamped on
Tho lad thought ho would see if the Interest how long this state of things
his Quebec expedition, and where ho
If, as Stepniak says, the
remark were true. Thu next time he will last.
erected a flagstaff, from which the
majority of these peasants are in want
place received its name. G. W . Stand­ met the person, ho vycd him narrowly,
ish, one of tho leading men of the but could see no diminution of his all the time, if they absolutely have
town, is the only remaining son of portly dimensions, llo went to his not enough to eat for the larger part of
Mih's Standish, who was tho eighth father for an explanation of the mean­ the year, a time will eome when they
ing of Mr. ll.’s remark, nnd learned will move. They may bo ignorant, but
direct descent from Milos Standish. the
that
there are other ways of growing no man is so ignorant that he can not
captain of Plymouth. G. W. Stand-
tell the difference between hunger and
ish's only brother. Miles, died seven small besides tho lessening of the bodily
repletion. When the misery becomes
years ago, but he loft a son Miles, now form.
Men grow smaller when they grow widespread enough, whon the tooth of
twenty-two years old, sad G. W. has a
peiiuriflns. Examples of this kind of starvation presses down hard enough,
son Miles, who is four years old.
growth are quite common. “ Thors something will happen. Tho history
- Young lady ^at dinner, sadly, to
goes a man,” said a princely merchant of the world has shown often that
partner)— “ I was forcibly reminded
of New York ton friend from the coun­ under certain conditions in society a
yesterday, Mr. Larkins, of the opening
spark is only needed to set fire to the
try as he passed a man in tho street
words of tho poem, *1 never loved a
“There govs a man w ho was very 1 ill- train, it might begin in Kussia with
dear gazelle.’ ’’ Mr. Larkins (with
era l before he became rich, or lieforo knocking down a tax gatherer. And
interest)— “ Yes!” Young Lady “ Yes;
then' w as u prosjH'ct of his becoming when it does begin the result will be
1 was presented with a lovely little
fearful. Tho atrocities of the French
rich.”
lamb which I tenderly nursed and
When the man in question was doing revolution would cease to be talked of.
cared for through the summer, and of
a small business he was very liberal for those in Kussia will east them into
which I grew very fond. Yesterday
in proportion to his means.
Some the shade. As tlio Russian Czars and
the poor little creature broke its leg
thought lie gave away more than was nobility have sown so shall they reap.
and it became necessary to kill it. I've
proper and right. \\ hen he was worth Of cour o there %ill be great wrongs
felt so distressed over the matter.”
an hundred thousand tlollars he gave .lone; of course the persons who have
Mr. t-nrkin "Itls indeed. Miss Brown,
away less than w hen he began business brought it «U nit will escape, for In the
truly sail.” Young Isuly —“ Ah, yes.
on a capital of two or tluvo thousand. vengeance of races the innocent suffer
Mr. I-arkins. and tho piece do resist­
When he was worth half a million.it for the guilty. The sins of the fathers
ance of to-day's dinner is all that is
was w ith great difficulty that he could will bo visited upon the children. And
left of my poor little lamb. It nearly
I h * Induced to give away any thing at who shall say. when those sins are con­
breaks my heart. W on't you have
all. His wealth had grown large; his sider'd. that this will be unjust. — Cur-
a small piece of tho crisp fat. Mr. Lar­
•oul had grown smalL.— X. Y. Ledger. rent Literatu re
kins? It is simply delicious.” — i '.pick.
— In order to appreciate success we
must know falluic, nnd our greatest
— A woman with a patent button success»'- consist not in never falling
— When you see a man carrying a
book bi'nring on tho cover the title. fastener, has been doing the towns in hut in persistently conquering such fail­
“ Groat Expectations,'' or “Our Mutual Eastern Washington, says the Senttle ures.
W alking quickly
Friend,” don't rush to tho conclusion Tost In te llije n re r.
W e are prone to forgot what we do
that he is ifoing to read Dickens. Many up to a staid old gent on the street she know; whereas we should consider that
of the dainty volumes so labelled arv I will dexterously clip a button from his whatever g'»od thing we know is only
hollow, except that they contain a half­ coat before ho lets loose of the idea so far good to us ns it Is remembered to
pint whisky Mask.
By touching a that she is going to hug him, and when purpose. ILchard CeciL
spring tho mouth of tho flask springs lie expostulates sho produces her but-
«» found for
%• M n fV r K r m n l . t
iuto view, all reaily for a “ uip.” So ton fnsten«'r nnd instantly replaces the
i< and Cold*, or anv tr
>f the Throat.
Trice » cts.
7ïrtrwn’ê Bemthimi TV
popular aro those flasks that a Cham­ button, tight ami solid. Of course he
nly inboxes.
ber» street firm offers them f«»r sale buys a inix of the fasteners, and th«'
In this world full often oar joys are only th»
under the name of "Temperance Book lady seeks another victim to practice
tender shadows which our sorrow cost.—Beecher
, her arts upon.
Flasks.’’— AT. T. Tribune.
Contented minds are more conducive to ban-1
pin e»« than riches, glory tp fame. In our life- I
work let us rmnemU-r that it w ill profit us but
little if we gain a world of wealth and loee eon
tcutinciit und happiness.
S o one »o old that he may not liv e a year,
none so young but he may die to-day.—Herman
Proverb.
Dot’s the I.arlli K eu lly M oo*?
For Horses and
Arc \\ c to H a v e A nother W a r ?
Hcience says that it does, but we cannot help
wondering sometimes if there isn’t some mis­
take about it. when we see how stubbornly cer­
tain olu fogies clin g to their musty and anti­
quated ideas. It was believed once thut con­
sumption was incurable, and ulthough it ha*
been clearly demonstrated that it is not, thou­
sands o f old-time physicians close their eyes
and put their hands to their ears and refuse to
abandon the theory. Hut for all that the world
moves ou, and Dr. Tierce’s Ooldeu Medical
Discovery contiuucs to rescue sufferers from
cousumplves’ graves.
It is a sure
cure
for this dreadful disease, if taken in time.
A ll scrofulous diseases—and consumption is
included iu the list—yield to it.
The sick man sleeps when the doctor cannot. J
—Italian Proverb.
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Cattle.
R e c e n t , P r o m p t , G o o d R e s u lt s .
Some political prophets aver that we shall.
Be that as it may, the battle waged by medical
science against disease w ill never cease until
we arrive ut that utopian epoch when the hu­
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loike that, they call thim ,” replied the man.
“ Sliure, I ’m in purgatory already, with head­
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and the divil knows what all.”
The clerk
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Earliest Cauliflower oank-n. Field or Flower Seeds
Inexistence.
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T \ TO 5 DATS. . 1 cure of Gonorrhcpa and
OafcriatMd sol io
Gleet. I prescribe ltand
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My Poor Back!
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An old physician, retired from practice, hav­
ing had placed in his hands by an East India
missionary the formula of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and permanent euro of
Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh. Asthma. !
and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a po«i-
tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and
all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its
wonderful curative powers In thousands of
cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to
his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive
and a desire to relieve human suffering, I w ill
send free of charge, to all who desire it, this re­
cipe, in German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using.
Sent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming this
paper, W. A. N o ye s , IU) Power s Block, Roches­
ter, jV. Y.
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That “ poor backl/ is held responsible for more than its share of the sufferings of
mankind. If your dog bites a man who kicks it, do you blame the dog? On the same
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principle the kidneys utter their protest
against nervousness, impure blood, and
to do extraordinary wr rk in ridding the
resulting constipation T hese force them
system of the poisons which are the
result of effete matter retained in the
blood. Then the sufferer says the
back aches; the kidneys are dis-
cased. “ Not yet ; ” but they will
unless the nerves are strengthened,
, removed. These are the causes
the blood purified, and the constipation
of kidney troubles, and Paine’s Celery
Compound removes them quickly,
effect, it also strengthens the weak
With its tonic, purifying, and laxative
curing all diseases of the nerves and kid-
kidneys, making it almost infallible in
been realized, try Paine’s Celery Com-
neys. If your hopes of cure have not
pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of “ their poor backs.1 P ric e f l . 0 0 .
Temperance is the moderate use o f good
things and total abstinence from bud things.
— The Voice.
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The question o f female suffrage has agitated
Us mipertor excellence proven in millions o f Lome« for
the tongues und pens o f reformers for many mote than a quarter o f a century. I t is uaed by the
years, and good arguments have been adduced U nited 8tat« s Government. Endorsed by the head* o f
for and against it. Many of the softer sex the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most
could vote intelligently, and many would vote Healthful. Dr Price a Cream Baking Powder does not
as their husbands did, nnd give no thought to oontain Am m onia, Lim e or AJum. Sold only in cans.
PRICE BAKING POWDER CO.
the merits o f a political issue. They would all
NEW YOKE
CHICAGO
ST. LOUIS
vote for Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, f r
they know it is a boon to their sex. It is un­
equaled for the cure of leucorrhea, abnormal
discharge, morning sickness, and the countless
ills to which women are subject. It is the only
remedy for wom an’ s peculiar weaknesses and
ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive
guarantee from the manufacturers that it will
give satisfaction in every ease, or money will
be refunded. See guarantee ou wrapper around
bottle.
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ami seller. We offer to send postpaid—School | i n g - C o u f f l i , I jomh o f V o i c e , I n e i p i e n t
Handkerchiefs, border, each, 3c, 4c, Ac; Ladies' 4 o n s u m p t im i, n u d _ a l l _ T l i r o u t a n d
Handkerchiefs, border, each, 4c, 5c, 6c, 10c; La
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dies’ Hdkfs., border, each, 15c, 20c, 25c; Indies’
Hdkfs., scalloped, each, 10c, 15c, 25c; Ladies’
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Hdkfs., embroidered, each, 12c, 18c, 25c, 50c;
Ladies’ Hdkfs.. fine linen, 15c, 20c, 25c; Ladies’ 417 Sanoomc Street, San l ’raneiaco, Cai.
Ildkfs., hemstitched, 25c, 50c; Silk Hdkfs.,
figured, 25c, 50c, 75c $1, $1.25; Silk Hdkfs., plain,
The B U Y E R S ’ G U I D E U
white or red, 45c, 75c. $1; Bandanas, two sizes,
10c; Men’s White Hdkfs., 5c, 15c, 26c, 50c;
issued March and Sept.,
small reduction in J^-doz. and doz. lots. Men’s
each roar. It Is an enc 7 «
Neckties, light, 12c, 15c, 25c; Men’s Neckties,
clopedia o f useful infor­
dark, 15c, 25e. 50c; Men’s Kid Gloves, $1, $1.25,
mation
for all who pur­
$1.50, $2; Men’s Kid Gloves, fur top, $1, $1.25,
chase the luxuries or ths
$1.50; Men’s Buc k Gloves, $1, $1.25, $1.40; Men’s
necessities of life. W i
Buck Gauntlets, $1.25, $1.50; Men’s Working
can clothe you and furnish you with
Gloves. 50°, 75c*, $1: Men’s Woolen Gloves, 50c; I
Ladies' Warm Mittons. 25c; Laities' W ool Hose,
all the necessary and unnecessary
extra, 45c, 50c; Infants’ W’ ool Hose, extra, 20c,
appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep,
25c; Misses’ Wool Hose, 6 to 8*2, 30c to 45c:
eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church,
M en’s Cotton Half Hose, 8c. 10c, 15c, 20c; Men’s
or
stay at homo, and in various sizes,
Fancy Cotton Hose, 25c, 85c, 50c; Men’ s Wool
styles and quantities. Just figure out
H alf Hose, 25c, 35c, 45c; Garden Seeds, 25 papers
what is required to do all thssj'things
assorted for $1: Rogers’ I ’lnted Teaspoons, Lj-
doz., $1.15; Rogers’ Plated Butter Knives, each,
COMFORTABLY, and you oan make a fair
50c, 65c: White Tndervests, ladies'. 48c, 68c, $1,
estimate of the value of the B U Y E R S ’
$1.30; Red t ndervests, ladies',75c, $1, $1.30, $1.50: | G U ID E , which w ill be sent upon
Combination Suits, wool, red or white, each,
receipt of 10 cents to pay postage,
$2.25; Corsets, 50c. 60c. $1. $1.25, $1.50, $3. If to
be registered, add 10c to above prices. Send
stamps,
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Underwear of
111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, IU.
till kinds. Shoes, Rubber Goods, Notions and I
many other goods by mail at a trifle above list
prices. Write for complete list o f 8000 articles
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Loss of Vigor, Somijia:
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dency, &c., duo to excesses or abuse, cured.
Y O U N G IWI PM suffering from tho effects
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cretion should Avail themselves of our treatment.
Having for the past four or five years boon troubled A positive cure guaranteed inoverycase. Syphilis,
with pimples ami blotches on my face and body, and
trinary and \enereal Diseases all unnatural dis-
finding no relief in any of the chemically prewired ■ charges, promptly aud safeiycurod.
soaps and medicines prescribed for mo by phvsicians,
I concluded to try your S. S. S. remedy, and have
Weak Back. Nervous
found great relief in tho same, four bottles clearing BSSim»K,iSney* or
u u l Strength, etc., cured
my skin entirely. I cheerfully recommend your » 8 n m f c e to x beauhy
vigor.
medicine to all who are iu the p«»8iti.>n that I nave
k erw>n? « » ‘»ble to visit ns may bo treated
been in. You can use this letter ami my name as a
„L hS. L V omi'*' b/ .corre*P°Ddence. Medicines and
testimonial to tho morits of the S. S. S. remedy. V r lrUCa !°nil i l f ° m a i l or express. Consnltatioi
Very truly yours, .A lfrkd P. R obinson ,
BSflSrauÓMriüsa?*<ur
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320Sansome St., San Francisco, Cal.
07* Bend for our banks on Blood and Skin Dis­
eases ami a lvlee to sufferers, mailed free.
THE VAN M O N C I S C A R
THF. S W IF T SP E C IFIC CO..
_____ Drawer .1, Atlanta, (b ,
P R IV A T E D IS PE N S A R Y .
N O S . 133 nn«l 134 T H I R D 8T K K E T ,
J . H . r i n k . A N H ayer and A n a ly t ic a l
Portland, Oregon.
r h e m i s t . laboratory. 104 First st., Portland.
Is th»> o-.h Private Dia­
Or. A nalyse« made o f all substances.
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B E S T AND F A S T E S T T H R E S H E R S
IN T H E W O R L D .
I especially request those eontemplutlng purehasing either an Engine or Thresher next
season to look up the reeord o f the ADVANCE. It is the only machine ever sold on the Pacific
Coast that has given entire satisfaction.
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where patients are success­
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AND
P K IV A T K DIHKASKS in
young nr old, single or
| married, such as
LO ST M A R HOOD,
Nervous debility, seminal
losses, failing memory,
syphilitic eruptions, ef­
fects of mercury, kidney
, and bladder troubles, gon-
orrhea, gleet, stricture etc.
P I 3 0 S CURE. FOR C O N S U M P T I O N
C 1 P IN W 1 Y
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Pianos; Burdett Organs, band Instruments.
Largest
«took of Hheet Music and B*«oks. Bands supplied s
«astern Prioes
M A T T H IA S G R A Y O O . MB Pos
Street. San Franata«*
A CALIFORNIA DISCOVERY
The parasite«, of which we give cut below, dis­
covered by us, are the direct cause o f Catarrh
«nd Cousuraptiou, also many other diseases.
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o f th* throat to the middl* ear, and >ou will
intM ln* the tn l«'ry th*y enn |>rodth *. Thou-
iitnd. are «w .llo w v d whon tbopalicot i. a «W p .
r.u .ln r kidney and llvor trouble, ltp.ri.cbf,
Mood notion, g *n *r.t deMHty, *»■•. » o h a r * a
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that grow i s California, «n d areaafo for child­
ren. Thor never fail. The Cwiigh Cure Is ex­
cellent for Cough«, Cold«,
('roup. Ac., no child wi l l over g
die with croup when this
used. Ottr I tnHaent k ill» ra in W e
instantly. tVe our Trade Mark
on every wrapper. Sold Ly
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