um. . VALLEY RECORD. VALLEY RECORD ——-TIIÏ FINEST------ flachst and fjlzñtoy NO MONOPOLY PRICES ¿M^Give us your order for Letter heads, Statements, Envelopes, Circu lars, Etc. VOL. VI. “ LOOK UP, AML A Famous Swimmer. and not down,” if you're a suffer- ing woman. Every one of the bodily troubles that come to XJ women only has a guaranteed curc Df- Pierce’s Favorite Pre- WCTS» scription. That will bring you CJS&sB safe and certain help. It’s a powerful general, as well ggSaffi as uterine, tonic and nervine, and it builds up and invigorates the entire female system. It regu- lates and promotes all the proper functions, improves digestion, enriches the blood, brinpi refresh- ing sleep, and restores health and strength. For ulcerations, displacements, bearing down sensations, periodical pains, and all ‘•female complaints” end weaknesses, “Fa vorite Prescription” is the only guaranteed remedy. If it ever fails to benefit or cure, you have your money back. If English women do not learn to swim, it will not be the fault of the National Physical Recreation society. This organization has instituted a se ries of rewards, a diploma being given to any who 6hall prove herself capable of swimming 100 yards, a bronze medal for a quarter of a mile, a silver medal for a half mile and a gold medal for a mile. At the first contest Miss Lemabel Campbell carried off at one fell swoop tho diploma and all four of the medals. The tank was 18 yards and 1 foot in length, and Miss Campbell swam this 100 times. The Superiority Of Hood’s Sarsaparilla is due to the tre- mendous amount of brain work and cons tant care used in its preparation. Try one bottle and you will be convinced of its superiority.' It purifies the blood which, the source of health, cures dyspepsia, over- comes sick headaches and biliousness, It is just the medicine for you. I11 every case of Catarrh that seems hopeless, you can depend upon Doctor Sage's Catarrh Remedy for a cure. It’s proprietors are so sure of it that they’ll pay $500 ca-h for any incurable case. Sold by all druggists. Hood’s Pills are purely vegetable, care- fully prepared from the best ingredients. Professional Cards The Ruxso-Franco Lore Feait. Mme. Adam is to be rewarded by Rus sian ladies for her recent efforts in or ganizing subscriptions for the presenta tion of gifts of jewelry to the female rel atives of tlie Muscovite officers and sail ors who visited France. It is announced that a committee of the fair and fashionable dames of the capital of the czar has been formed, with a view to purchasing a colossal "samo var” for the distinguished French lady who has so long advocated the sympa thetic union of the two countries. The big tea brewing machine is to be taste fully engraved with the arms of Russia and France, as well as with the words “Cronstadt,” “Toulon.”—Paris Corre spondent. A High Liver Usually has a bad liver. He is bilious, constipated; has indigestion and dyspepsia. If there is no organic trouble a few doses of Bark’s Sure Cure will tone him up. Park’s Sure Cure is the only liver and kidney cure we sell on a positive guarantee. Price $1.00. sold by E. A. S herwin . D. BROWER, M. D. jyj PHYSICIAN and SURGEON, A shland , : : ; O regon . Office—Ganiards Opera House. Residence, Mechanic and Laurel Streets C. CALDWELL, MECHANICAL AND OPERATIVE DENTIST.- Chase Combination Dental Plates made with Gold and Aluminum Roofs. Gold Fillings inserted in Porcelain Teeth to perfect appearance. Gold Crown and Contour worka specialty. Office over the Bank. Extracting and unavoidable calls from 8 to 9 a. iu. and 4 to 5 p. m. J L. WOOD, DENTAL SURGEON. A shland , : : : O regon LL MANNER of metal and rubber latest approved plates made in the A methods. A Laughable Story. Gold and porcelain crowns and bridge work a specialty. All work warranted to give perfect satisfaction. Low prices. Office in Odd Fellows’ bnilding, up stair9. imples The old Idea of 40 years ago was that facial eruptions were due to a '"blood humor,“ for which they gave potash. Thus all tho old «arsaparillas contain pot ash, a nauseating mineral, that instead of de- creasing, actually creates more eruptions. You have noticed this when taking other Sarsaparilla! than Joy's It is however now known that the Stomach, the blood creating power, is the seat of alljv 11 iati n g or c leans Ing operations. A stomach clogged by indigestion or const’oation, vitiates the blood, result pimples. A clean stomach and healthful digestion purifies it and they disappear. Thus Joy’s Vegetable Sarsaparilla is compounded after tho modern idea to regulate the bowelsand stimulate the digestion. The effect is immediate and satisfactory. A short testfmonia to con trast tho action of tho potash Sarsaperillas and Joy's modern vegetable preparation. Mrs. C. D. Btuart, of 400 Hayes St, S. F , writes: “ I have for years had Indigestion. I tried a popular Sar saparilla but it actually caused more pimples to break CHt on my face. Hearing that Joy’s was a |^le> preparation and acted differently I tried it yed the pimples immediately disappeared.*1 iOV5® Vegetable y Sarsaparilla Largest bottle, moat effective, same price. 0. W. OBARR, -PROPRIETOR- VALLEY RECORD, ; . • ' A few workingmen were discussing the names of great scientists in Manchester. The name of Darwin cropped up. One of the company, less learned than the rest, said: “Darwen; I kna that place. A’ve been ther moony a toirne.” “Get out, you fooil,” said another. “We’re nut talkin about the place called Darwen, but the mon. llevn’t ye nivver heerd o’ Darwen? Why, if it hadn’t been for Dar- wen we s’ould all hev been chatterin mon keys, and nut gentlemen, like we are.”— Sheffield Telegraph. We sell Park’s Cough Syrup on a positive guarantee to cure all throat and lung troubles. It has stood the test for many 1 years and to-day is the leading remedy for the cure of colds, consumption, and all dis eases of the throat and lungs. Price 50 cents and $1.00. bold bv E. A. S herwin . Malaria Invades Denver. County Physician Dunlin of Denver says there are several hundred cases of genuine malaria in Denver now for the first time in the history of that city. The chills and fever are identical with the Illinois variety, but there is no shaking, it taking more the form of dumb ague.— Medical Record. THE FACT That AYER’S Sarsapai ?a cures others of Scrofulous . Diseases, Eruptions, Boils, Eczema, Liver and Kidney Diseases, Dyspepsia, Rheu matism, and Catarrh should De con- vinc.ng that the same course of treatment will cure you . All that has been said of the wonderful cures effected by the use of AyER’S Sarsaparilla AVING BOUGHT the fixtures of the during the past 50 years, truthfully Hargadine <fc Woods (formerly Mur- phv Bros.) market and renovated and re applies to-day. It is, in every sense, painted the old stand, the public can de The Superior Medicine. It^ cura pend upon our keeping on hand at all times tive properties, strength, effect, and a full supply of flavor are always the same; and for CHOICEST MEATS------- whatever blood diseases AYER’S ----- — and SAUSAGES fSarsaparilla is taken, they yield to Of All Kinds. ____ ____ this treatment. When you ask for £0-* First Class Service. Small Margins and Cash Prices. Give us a trial 3-22 tf « ASHLAND, JACKSON PRESSED BRICKS. Perfectly sure, perfectly pure, perfectly harmless is Simmons Liver Regulator. Chas. Tompkins is visiting his parents at Monroe, Or. Mrs. Col. Stone paid Ashland friends a few days’ visit this week. Bent Kingsbury, the Applegate farmer, was in town last Monday. David Payne has gone to his Klamath river mines to spend the summer. Jas. Wilson returned from a business trip in northern California last Tuesday. Mrs. Henry Stephenson was at Jack sonville visiting relatives the first of the week. State Printer F. C. Baker and wife were on last Friday’s train (or San Fran cisco. Simmons Liver Regulator has never failed to relieve costiveness, and blind or bleeding piles. Miss Jessie Langel, of Jacksonville, ia visiting her cousin, Miss Blossom, at Redding, Cal. Fred Shultz, the farmers’ miller, of Jefferson, Or., was in town this week on business. Mrs. Wm, Otto has gone to Klamath river on a visit to her sister-in-law, Mrs. Geo. Otto. J. M. McCall went down to Roseburg last Tuesday to attend the G. A. R. en campment. Jack Garvin, the miner, is quite ill at bis residence on Wagner creek with rheumatic fever. J. Westlake, the wood contractor of the Siskiyous, was shopping in Ashland the first of the week. Miss Emma Perry, of Eagle Point, is at Portland for treatment for a eevere attack of peromtis. The populists of Medford have nomi nated W. H. Ilembree for justice of the peace, and J. R. Harden for the next constable. J. K. Van Sant started southward last week on a business trip. Miss Lillian Pember is in charge of the grocery dur ing his absence. When the hair has fallen out, leaving the head bald, if the scalp is not shiny, there is a chance of regaining the hair by using Hall’s Hair Renewer. J. A. Whiteside, the chairman of the republican central committee, and a resi dent of Medford, is having the white side of his residence done in oil. Polities pays. John Shook, the Klamath county mule raiser, is taking quite an interest in our mines, and is scouring the country in search of a bonanza. He returned from northern California this week from a tour of inspection. Insomnia is fearlully on the increase. The rush and excitement of modern life so tax the nervous system that multitudes of people are deprived of good and sufficient sleep, with ruinous consequences to the nerves. Remember, Ayer’s Sarsaparilla makes the weak strong. J. H. Houston of the Central saloon, of Klamath Fails, paid Ashland friends a few days’ visit. He has just returned from a few weeks’ jaunt at the midwinter fair. He expresses himself as highly pleased with the Show—Cario Btreet especially, The Turkish wenches with the calico were highly amusing. He re turned home last Saturday. The second annnal assembly of the Southern Oregon Chautauqua, will con vene in Ashland July 11th, and will con tinue in session for ten days. Ah inter esting program is on tapis. 8. W, Straub of Chicago, tl| .', will hqve charge of the vocalists. School Superintendent Mc Elroy, Prof. J. Ivey, of San Francisco, Prof. W. S. Hawley, of Salem, and Prof. Shaw, of Corvallis, will be on hand and will make appropriate speeches. Mrs. A. W. Angle, of this city, has leased the Tolman hot springs and baths and expects to move thereto at once. These springs are twelve miles from Ash land and only a few nqiles t)aclf from the main line df the’ S. P. railroad. The place has quite a wide spread reputation as a summer resort, and, while it has been very liberally patronized in years agone. it is expected that under the efficient and careful management of Mrs. Angle its popularity 1^ill qe greatly In creased and much greater will be the number of visitors who seek this place for health and pleasure.—Medford Mail. H COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY. A GHOST RINGS THE BELL. The Woman In Whit« Who Is Startling an Arkansan Community. In the village of Lincolntown, which is settled principally by negroes, and which lies eight or nine miles south of this place, there is a little church, sur rounding which is a mystery that is greatly perplexing and worrying the community. Every night there is to be seen in the belfry of the edifice a woman in white, who rings the bell three times in the most solemn fashion and who then dis appears. How the woman gets there is what is puzzling the good people of Lincolntown, for the only approach to the belfry is a stairway to which en trance is gained by a single door, and not only is this door guarded every night since the commencement of the mysterious tolling, but the staircase is watched by 200 or 800 eyes, and at dark tho belfry itself is watched and thor oughly searched and is found to be en tirely empty. Besides, the belfry is only large enough to hold the bell itself, and when that is in motion there is no foot ing for a person. The rope that is ordinarily employed in ringing the bell hangs all the time in plain view of the crowd and is perfectly motionless. The woman is also dis tinctly visible, but whether white or black it is impossible to tell. Even if the figure itself was a figment of the im agination, the ringing of the bell is not, as that is to be unmistakably heard fora quarter of a mile. The negroes are much excited over the matter and say that it is a portent of ill to the race. As to the iden tity of tho ghost, it is generally believed that it is the restless spirit of a woman named Jonelle Lambkin, who, on ac count of some misdemeanor charged against her, was put out of the church here in spite of her continued reiteration of her innocence. Jonelle died about two months ago, alleging with her dying breath that she was a wrongfully ac cused woman and that the community would ultimately receive proof of this.— Arkadelphia (Ark.) Dispatch. A RUNAWAY TRAIN. A Terrible Bace on the Union Pacific to Save a Traiuload of Passenger!. The Union Pacific fast mail had a nar row escape one night recently on the Wyoming division from being crashed into by a runaway freight. The fast mail was booming along near Simpson and following it was a heavy freight train in charge of Engineer Sadowaky. Striking a heavy grade there the freight gave a lurch forward and Sadowsky, who is a new engineer, lost control of the engine. In a few minutes he saw the lights of the rear pf the mail and fearing a collision jumped from the en gine, followed by the fireman. The conductor and brakemen, realiz ing that something was wrong, began applying the brakes. The operator at a small station, when the two trains dashed by, saw that the engine was running away and telegraphed the fact to Medi cine Bow. When the fast mail stopped there to register, the operator rushed out and told of the runaway train. Engineer Wright, with great presence of mind, sprang for his engine and opened the throttle wide, and there en sued a mad race, which for a time threat ened to end in a frightful tragedy. Con ductor Rapp of the freight finally man aged to crawj OV-er into the engine and soon brought the runaway io a stop, and by his prompt action prevented what would have been an awful wreck. Specimen Cases. 8. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was troubled with Neuralgia and Rheumatism, his Stomach was disordered, his Liver was affected to an alarming degree, ^pp.etite fell away, and lie was terUU/ refidced in flesh and sWbuAtfi. * Three bottles of Electric Bitters cured him. Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg. III., had a running sore on his leg of eight years standing. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen’q Arni ca Salve, and his le£ ia sound ¿nd well John breaker, Catdwba', O., had five large Fever sdres on his leg; doctors said he was incurable. One bottle Electric Bitters and one box Bucklen’s Arnica Salve cured him entirely. Sold by Ashland Drug Co. «'list Obliterated. MAY 10, Royal g*g A bsolutely ANGRY SCHOOL CHILDREN. But His Pa Didn’t Want Him to Start In as Devil. They Wreck a Ball and Storm Police Head quarters In Cincinnati. “Now, what do ye think o’that? Don’t that rhyme Immense? Well, my boy writ that, an he’s got barrels more jess like it. Now, I’ve heerd as how some men make mighty big wages writin stuff fur papers, an I’m in town today to make arrange ments fur my boy.” "Well,” the poor editor managed to say, raising his eyebrows, “if you want your boy to enter a newspaper office, I think I can give him a job.” “That’s the way to talk. What’ll it be?” “I can make him the ‘devil,’ ” “Devil? I s’pose that’s one on a paper that jess writes stuff what makes people roar an keeps up the old Harry all the time, eh?” “No; it is not that.” “Reckon it’s one that prints the paper then?” not so hilariously. “No.” " “Well, what is it then, and how much’ll he git?” “Well, it’s the position of one who is just learning the printing trade. He will be required to delve in grease, oil and ink. and his wages will be <3 a week.” “Hah!” exclaimed tho farmer, jumping to his feet. “Delve in grease, oil and ink an git $3 a week! Why, you old baldheaded jackass, if my wife’d hear you say such a thing she’d fill yer inouth full o’ smashed teeth. Delve in grease, oil and ink! Say, look-a-here! If you’ll jess laydown that there pen an come out on the sidewalk, I’m gum dost if I won’t scatter yer constitution over the hull o’ creation. My son’s a poet, he is, an ye’ve insulted him. Ye kin jess scratch my name off yer book,, for I’m smithered if I’d read a line in yer rotten old paper for $4T|’l And the door banged after him.—Boston Courier. The breath of a chronic catarrh patient is often so offensive that he becomes an ob ject of disgust. After a time ulceration sets in, the spongy bones are attacked, and fre quently destroyed. A constant source of discomfort is the dripping of the purulent secretions into the tnroat, sometimes pro ducing inveterate bronchitis, which is usu ally the exciting cause of pulmonary dis ease. The brilliant results by its' use for vears past properly designate Ely's Craani Balm (is hyiar the best and only cure. upon your druggist for it. [5| His Conclusion. When General Tom Thmph and his wife were on their refqyu from their wedding tour iq Europe, they stopped for a - day or two at Hartford, but did not place them selves on exhibition. There happened to be in Hartford at the time au old farmer from the neighborhood of Litchfield Hill, who heard that Tom Thumb was in the place and resolved that he would see him before he went home. The farmer found his way to the hotel where Tom Thumb was stopping, and was tcld to go, if he wished to see him, to a cer tain room on the second floor and rap on the door, The farmer went up and knocked, as he was bidden. But it happened that the room was occupied by a certain Colonel Jones, a prominent politician who lived in an adjoining county and who was a man of enormous stature, measuring almost 7 feet in height. The colonel had already been rallied a lit tle oq tho fact that his next door neighbor down the corridor was Tom Thumb, and when the visitor knocked at his door he was rather out of humor. “Come ini’’ he called out. The farmer opened the door and peered in. “I’m a-lookin,” he said, “for General Tom Thumb.” “Sir,” said (ho colonel, raising himself to his full height, “ you see him before you!” “I want to know! Be you Tom Thumb?” “Yes!” m “Aou don’t say so!” 6aid the farmer. “V aal, I guess you’ve growed some sence you bad your pictur’ took, hain’t ye?”— Youth's Companion. School children to the number of 2.000 nearly wrecked Odd Fellows’ hall at Eighth streot and Central avenue late Tuesday afternoon. At the closing of the school four young men distributed tickets to the pupils of the cathedral school and the largest three public schools. The children were informed that a ticket with 5 cents added would entitle one to admittance to an enter tainment and a valuable prize. For over an hour in the afternoon chil dren poured into Odd Fellows’ hall, each paying a nickel. Finally a young man came out and sang a song so badly that the little auditors hooted him. At the same time another man distributed chewing gum packages to a few in the audience. The singer stepped into an anteroom, and the other went out the door. Becoming tired of waiting for the next act, the children finally stormed the stage, only to find nobody. When they realized the swindle, they broke out every win dow, smashed the chairs and wrought ruin in every possible way. A detail of police came rushing to the hall. This gave the children an idea, for in a body they assailed police headquar ters until the authorities were in a st-.te of siege. It was late at night when the young victims reluctantly went home. No trace was found of the swindlers. They secured over $100. The hall was damaged several times that uxuoh.—Cin cinnati Dispatch, Of all the remedies that have ever come under our notice, claiming to cure head aches from whatever cause, we take pleas ure 111 saying that we know of none that in our estimation is as beneficial for the quick and permanent cure of the above complaint as K rause ’ s H eadache C apsules which are manufactured by the well known family chemist, Norman Lielity, Des Moines', Iowa, Krause’s Headache Capsules are guaranteed to cure headache from what ever cause, and we cheerfully advise those of the retail trade who have never kept the above valuable goods in stock, to order a supply at once from their wholesale drug gist, or address the proprietors as above.— The Druggists Record (Baltimore). For sale by T, K. Bolton, sole agent. Bullets Stopped tho Dance. There was a sound of revelry the other night at Malta. Tho youth and beauty of the cow country were there. The dance was at its height. But there was a jealous husband with a big six shooter outside, and when Thomas Wherry 6aw young and dashing Lem Branson enjoy ing a tete-g.tete \vith his young wife he opened fire through the window, and in an instant the bombardment of Rio was eclipsed. The first bullet grazed Eran- son’s bead, the third broke his shoulder, but he clutched his own trusty gun in his left hand and replied to the fire, with out doing any serious execution, how ever. Both men emptied their guns. Noncombatants hastily moved out of range, and the good night number on tLo programme was omitted. Bm\8on „qil probably recover, althp”^ he is in dan. ger. Malta la » “mail town in the north ern par* of state.—Helena (Mon.) dispatch in St. Paul Pioneer Press. MORRIS HOWELL BOOT & SHOEMAKER AYER’S R E. J. KAISER, Proprietor. HOTEL OREGON, The Famous Hostelry of Southern Oregon is now Under the Management of \ a /H0 HAS improved the House and is pre- "" pared to Entertain the Traveling Public in First Class Style. :o Rates, $2.00 and $2.50 Per Day -------------- :O!-------------- ¡lbW’ Special Rates to Boarders and large parties of Tour ists. When in Ashland don’t fail to stop at Hotel Oregon. HIGHEST CASH MARKET PR 1C i’aiû for Wheat AXLE ASHLAND ROLLER FLOUR MILLS FOR MOST COMPLETE LINE OF Etc., Kept in This Country, Go To 11. C. MYER Ashland, Oregon. GARLAND STOVES & RANGES, CROSS-CC T SAWS, LANTERNS, GUNS- AMMUNITION. CUTLERY. EAGLE « ROLLER. MILLS JLSULJLlsriD, OZEÓLEQ-OJST. C. FARNHAM, Proprietor. Manufacturer of Choice Steel Cut Roller Process CORN « MEAL, ft. GRAHAM • FLOUR, Rolling Barky for Farmers a Specialty. Highest cash price paid for Barley and Corn at all times. ¡-ELY’S CREAM BALM -Cleon ses tho Nasal Passagc-3, Allays Pain and Inflammation, Heals the Bores, Restores Taste and Smell, and Cures fe#,:/7 « Gives Belief at once for Coid ill Head. « GOLD HILL, JUXXLv " REAL g A1 if ,111 y Ig-JJr Jackson Co., Oregon. J y > ESTATE AGENT, NOTARY PUBLIC and COLLECTOR OF ACCOUNTS. AS LISTED A NUMBER OF SMALL AND LARGE FARMS from 20 acres up, for Sale or Rent. H Three houses and lots in the town of Gold Hill, all good business stands. QUARTZ AND PLACER MINES As Silver and Real Estate are both at a very low ebb now is the time for home seekers to get bargains, as I will take silver in exchange, Call on or address me for further particulars. N . D YOUNG u. X \j v is xjr, an(| G suBVEYOR ovenlment Land Locator WIMER, OREGON. AVING gaineda compte know ledge of the lay of the land in this country by ac tual experience, 1 am thereby enabled to give strangers seeking information Hie H best of satisfaction. Locating on government lands a specialty. ASHLAND niiolt POULTRY W 35 varieties Itlgh-Chus, Thoroughbred, Jj Fancy Poultry; 15 Varieties Fancy 2 Pigeons; Luinra Pigs; Ferret»:Pet Rah» !< ¡bits and Recorded Poland China Sv» iue. 5 1 Send 10c. for my Fine, Larzc.IIiubtrateL s 1 Descriptive Catalogue containing many 1 hints on Poultry raising« treatment of j ! their diseases, etc., worth dollars to any one interested in Poultry. ■« ALBERT ASKEY, Ridott, III. lïliite Sulphur Springs BATHING Water of any temperature desired Natural Temperature Nodeg's. 2.5«^ a TO DRI\k THE W1TEK IS 1 TH1C. Being Sulphuric and Alkaline it eradicates fungi and animalcules, and neutral izing and correcting all acidi ties it promotes a normal and healthful condition in every part of the system. — I ~-T. . ; I Apply info the Xottril».------- It is Quiekly Abwbed. I ¡50c. Druggists or by maiL ELY BRUS., Ctí Warreu St.,N. Y.| Coughs and CoSds C J W Scott’s Emulsion E ETC., Rolled Barley and Feed of all Kindt« at Lowest Cash Price«, J. PENNINGTON. JI» ASSAY OFFICE Barlev ------------ AT THE------------ A Contest For Buttons. Sarsaparilla SUBSCRIPTION RATES: One year.............................................. $2 do Six months ......................................... 1 50 Three months...................................... 75 Advertising rates given on application. Changed ffands ! A great contest is now in progress for the state button belt. For a time this trophy seemed to belong to a gentleman in Belfast, who was the happy i>ossessor of a string of 1,000 different kinds of but tons, which had come to him as a legacy from his sister. It is evident, however, that ho is not to be permitted to wear his regalia. A claim for it has beeu'put in by a gentleman in Gorham, who has a string of buttons, no two alike, number ing at least 3,000, and which has been in his possession something'over 25 years. We would suggest that the string of but tons in question, which is over 40 feet in length, might be sewed in strips about the belt, and add such a novelty to the trophy as might well stimulate tJio am bitions of future aspirants for the cham pionship honors in this field of effort.— Kennebec Journal. Very Disappointing, George Hunter, aged 19 years, has re "Now look at that letter,”’’said young sided in this city since his birth. Today Summers as he threw a scented square en velope across the cafe table. “What would be has no idea as to yvljerp is located the w-«a born. He does you think to find that in your letterbox house jn Viliicl) no| know where to find the lioqso in when you came into the club?” “■yVhy,” saifl the yjsRqc,’picking it up which he resided a yeqr ago, shortly be and noticing the delicate handwriting, “I fore he eqterod Oakland hospital. The should think that some fair young womau young man has lost his memory, and the was going to invite me to drink tea with past to him is as if he had just been her tomorrow afternoon.” born. The l«ss of memory is due to an “Do you know, that’s just what I thought injury sustained by being struck by a when I saw it, and that’s why I am disgust The most painful cases of rheumatism ed. The other night at the horse show I heavy piece of iron wlfich was thrown may be relieved by a few applications of was introduced to an awfully pretty girl by r. stationary eugiuu. Tho skull was Chamberlain’s I’ain Balm; its continued ■ don’t be induced to purchase any of who lives up the avenue. The'next night I fractured, and a large part of it was use will cure any case, no matter of how met her again at the Van Hartman’s, and pressed upon the brain. Hunter survived ' the worthless substitutes, which'are long standing. It is equally beneficial for had quite a chat. She promised to send the operation, and although lie is still in lame back, pain in the side, pain in the j mostly mixtures of the cheapest in we me her card. I thought this W05 jt. It!s a au unfortunate condition, his physicians chest, lameness, and in all painful aflec tions requiring an external remedy. A shame,” THE OLD STAND, OPPOSITE MYER’S gredients, contain no sarsaparilla, seem to think he will eventually regain piece of flannel saturated with Pain' ltaliu have no uniform standard of ap “Oh, but she may send it yet. I wouldn’t his faculty of memory.—San Francisco HARDWARE STORE. and bound on over the seat of pain is su pearance, flavor, or effect, are blood- despair so soon.” perior to any plaster. For sale by Ash “It isn’t that. It’s the idea of getting Chronicle. BOOTS do SHOES ! purifiers in name only, and are of such land Drug Company. a letter as that instead of the one I ex A Youtiq Girl Horae Thief. fered to you because there is more pected. Don’t you see what it is?” ------- THAT FIT YOU------- The youngest female horse thief ever Barley water and linseed tea are said to 1 profit in selling them, 'A'affe “Do you want me to read be excellent for the voice. “You may if you care for such things. arrest ed in Indiana was last week given If you wish to avoid wrinkled, scrawny There is nothing private about things that a six years’ sentence in the female prison necks, avoid high, close collars. gain your confidence under false pretenses by Judge Kirkpatrick of this city. She Continual worrying, as well as giving of perfumed and sealed envelopes and femi is Miss Cyrena Stack and was 15 years Rather Steep nine hands. It’s getting outrageous that old last September. She is the daughter epairing a specialty . Haif- Than take in any other form is what many way to paroxysms of anger, will perma hlcling, men’s 75 cents, ladies 50 cents. one should at every turn have his heart set of a prominent farmer living three miles people think, and Park’s Tea is made for nently injure the health. beating with visions of pretty notes, only to east of this place. She is strikingly hand just those folks. It cures constipation, and Sir Benjamin Richardson, an eminent And printed slips telling you of the virtues some in face and figure, and in manner - ESatllS - London physician, gives it as bis opinion thoqgh not a cathartic, moves the bowels Picptred by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mae«. of the latest clothes cleaning establishment that bicycling, loug persisted in, will in every day. Sold by E. A. S herwin . Any Hour—Hot and Cold Water on lap. Bold by all D.uggiala; Price fl; six bottle«. $5. end the low priced menu of the new res- I she is daring and willful, evitably injure the spine, the lungs and the Uq the night of Novi 3 she went to taiwant on the corner, *t hat note Informs circulation of the rider. A Philosopher. the farm barn of J. W. Moffert, near Cures otherSjWillcureyoir me that I am have my trousers pressed Au oculist’s advice is to never use the Terrapin, ” said Mr. Dreffleshort, “ is one regularly once a week for 25 cents, and the Windfall, hitched his best horse to a those things that come high that you eyes after, as he expresses it, one “feels wagon will call to get them. Isn’t that a buggy and started for Chicago. Officers of don’t have to have.” them” in one’s work. "As soon as you be romantic message to crave respectful atten sent in pursuit overtook her as she was An«l he lajtl t|j^ V1H of fare down and come conscious that you have eyes,” he tion in polite and insinuating guise?”— passing through Greentown and put her cheei-fudy ordered fried liver. — Chicago says, “stop whatever you are doing and BEST IN SHE V.'OIs3.». New York Tribune. under arrest.—Kokomo Special iu Chi- Tribune. rest them.” ïte w art»,-» ~r~l!tieearocnrun>a«ced. actually cmtlaatin? two Loxes of auvotaer tir-nd. lie* e¿¿ec.ó.l by heat. , TXJ il Calibi LINE» In every soul is a Blabless grave where v-ujiu i*u;un*. FOP. S ti EBY DEALERS OFNEP^JLY. some fond hopes lie sleeping. Curious Origin of a Fire. There must be love back of the hand that The other day a heavy delivery wagon is reached out to save another. backed up in front of an Eighth avenue Happiness is a roadside flower growing (New York) furniture store. The on the highways of usefulness. smoothness and slant of thu asphalt gave The best education in the world is that greatei’ momentum than* w&k-expected, 6. W. JOHNSON, got by struggling to get a living. and the hind vriieels struck the curb Buy wfiat thou bast 110 need of, and ere with a crash. Tlie contact of stone and Counciliug and Mining Engi signs of weakness. Don’t wait until you long thoq shalt sell tby necessaries. neering. iron drew out sparks. Some pf these are weaker and nearer Consumption. Begin A craving for sympathy is the common flew into q. wisp of packing hay and at once with bouudary line between joy and sorrow. REPORTS, WORKING MAPS. sqon gave forth smoke anj flame. A bucket of water subdue«! (he blaze; hut, and BLUE PRINTING. The Way to Get Strong. ps a fireman remarked, it wa» an inter James J. Corbet gave sorae pretty good, esting object lesson on one of the mys SAMPLING & ASSAYING. advioe to the boys of the Olympic Club, terious ways in which serious fires some ----------- :o:------------ when he was in San Francisco last. He told them that the best way to get strom» times start.—Scientific American. stimates furnished was to avoid all excesses in youth, so that kinds of Mining and Mill Machin they should arrive at manhood lusty and Be not afraul of enthusiasm; you need it; of Cod-liver Oil, with hypophosphites of lime ery. Opposite Oregon Hotel, Ashland, healthy. Many men who have been guilty you can do nothing efftclually without it. I Oregon. 1-11-tf and soda. It strengthens the Lungs, cures | of excesses and over-indtilgencies, and have Life appears be (00 short to lie spent used the Celebrated Medicine "CUl'I- Coughs and Colds, and builds up the system. WATCHMAKER & JEWELER, DENE” lived to give testimony of its won- j in nursifig animosity or registering wrong. 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B >ots and the Ashland Drug Co. ! ho«« made to writer at lownt potable rates. AyER’s Sarsaparilla Published every Thursday. NO. 52 pure A REAL POET. Tho sun shone bright an fair; The birds wuz singin sweetly, an The wind blowed through the air. Chief of the County Papers. 1894. Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report “Yes, sir,” went on the gentleman from Corncobville as he drew up his pants and took a seat in the editor’s office, “there hain’t no use a-talkin. I’ve got one o’ the smartest boys to bum ye ever seed, an I’ve come in town today wit h the sole object o’ flndin a place for him where he might have a chance to let his great-, big useful ness unspring.” “Indeed?” interrogated the editor weari ly. “And in what channel does your son’s talent run?” “Oh, it’s all to writin,” came the answer; “all to writin. ’Pon my soul, it jess beats all the way that boy kin write. Why, sir, he’s got yards an yards o’ stuff writ out up to hum, an I’m swashed if he can’t beat anything I ever heerd. He writes po’try, you know, an that’s mighty hard to write. We’ve only had ’bout a dozen real poets, mind yer, so says the teacher to hum, an my boy’s a-goin to make another one.” • The editor gave a sigh and looked as if he would like to hear Gabriel sound the note that time was no more. "Now, this here, as far as I kin remem ber,” went on the hayseed visitor, scratch ing at his head, “is one of his pomes— pomes, mind yer, an my boy writ it:” "The trees wuz full of leafy leaves; ASHLAND, OREGON. I 50 For sale by Ashland Drug Company. K uavses H eadache C apsulis — War ran ed, For bale by T. K. Bolton, bole Agent SWIMMING RINK. — Inclosed ami covered, the same medical water, always clean, for the springs run a heavy volume- more than twelve bun dled gallons per hour. You may dive and swim and have more fun than “anybody'—come out as "fine as silk" an<l “white as wool"—rejuven ated and happy. I.ouatcd on tl:c HELMAN LAND. IIABF A MILE I- NORTH OF THE PLAZA. GRANT Ploprlctor. HELMAN