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About Valley record. (Ashland, Jackson County, Or.) 1888-1911 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 21, 1890)
A Fine Display of Candor. NOTH E. VALLEY !, Ko-et.iirg -Uree » RIV>> >H VI Nevad Paper. Miake. i has this OtHrv in Mvt'aj; , Hall, Hall up-ktatr»; -t (tataro« nurtii wie u< M moiiw buildii.g. W 4 an Enlered in the Poetoffiee at A»Mai»l m ¿J. S. K Ni rier ond OaM tuail matter that the lain its Umber < Authortzod -tgi nts. Tern ion 4 Ja. Í THE MULE IN THE BRUSH. A Cute Native Plays an’ O1<1 Dn<lge on a Party of Kail way Idler*. Cffipoite a little railway station about fiva ihilea lielow Jackson. Mis«., was a dm»e thicket, an 1 on on<- < f tiie bushes hung a white rag. A dozen of us sat The ioltowing jiartie- are authorized t< with our feet hangin^-off the platform, ♦•a I re-eipt for rarsw-ription». advertisement* c ■nd. while every man liml a revolver on job printing, etc. Any favor« shown then • iU be duly apprwiate»! by the V alue his hip, no «’lie had thought of .footing Itacoui»: at that rag. It was a hot day and we miiii Mkentt W1 ■ tt* I*«*im A < ’. Howlett JTagle I'ouit were smoking and talking, wflen a na >untr. or:. 1 hotrf»4 E >t «’•lev <4 Klan R. B. Hatton Linkville itv. Nbkiy< >u isiunty. < a:., Edward tive *ame up the track and sat down Jaikx-nville L. L. Jav J*«' k <H* r*<unty« of with r.>. Pre - utly he out v iaii a big W A. Owen Any aixl a 11 pcrMHL« cl aiming sidver Miller A Strang revikr-r and aimed at the rag and pulled lAìi'ti* are requeue if- ut*»ve <1^! the trigger. The ckrtridge didn'«explode, le lheir <•’>! 11*A in thaA o1 tor- ou or he aud Lliere was a geuazal la 'o*h ot er the failui1«. — , “ It was sich a blaim d nice mark to TIMBER LAND NOTICE. shute at that I couldn't resist,” he ex- J N Dolj.li Unit*«! Stat« Land Office, Ro*e>»urg. Or.i jilauffid, seemingly much chagrined. John H MiU'fieil June 3. Is!»». » . Congreamnan N’OTK I! lb HEREBY GIVEN THAT “Perhaps some of yoa’uns kin drap that Hermann Governor __ hviventer Fennmer with the nrovision» of ’•fr"- George W Mr Brut Hwretary of State the ai t in of <«Mu|Jisnie Everybody out with his gun and be I 'ougre-» of June 3,187», entitled State Treasurer “An Act for Fliil Meo han llie »ale of timber lands in the gan blazing away, some shooting high Hupt 1'ubii- Inur ution State» of California, F. U MiElrov Oregon. Nevada, and and some low, and we had fusiladed for State Printer Wa-hiiurton Territory. Frank C Baiter ’’ William Nel*on. R r rurali h * »supreme Judges I ot A ■»bland, county of Jnckson. state of Or five minutes when a-«econd native ap William P Lonl egon, ba» this day filed in tbi» office his peared, crawhng out of the brush on I R h Beali »worn .»talemen for th« purchase of the N hand* and knees, .and as he stood before num jcm< iAL M»rai< t. ¡(of 8 K •< the * E % of N « % and N E Us he said:: , L K Webster ... .< ircuit Judge k of N W >*oi»ec No. 2 4, in tp No. 3!». S K “What hev I don»that yon all wants William M Colvig District Attorney No. 4 K, and will oiler pruot to »how ï that For Jackson. JneepHM’, I-ake ami Klam- the land »ought 1» more valuable for - it. to kill me?” timber or »tone than for agricultural pur®1 “Good gracious, inmi, were you in nth counties. • po»e>, and to establish iu* claim -to »aid there?” exclaimed one «f the crouM. JACKSOW leuxTV. land betore the Register and Receiver <41 . . Jacksonville tin# Office at Roseburg, Oregon, on Weil- “Right in thar, stranger, and seemed Counly Scat . ; senator nesday the 2»»th day ol August, 1»!J> Theo Cameron to me the wah had come back. I didn’t J M M< Call He names as witness«: Frank Mc git a hit, but you hev done killed my ) Representative« Samuel Furrv Cracken, of White l'oint. Jackson county, mewl, I reckon.” t J W Merntt Or., Af. Hopkins, of Shrike. Jack-» hi coun- . .County Judge ty, or., George A, Blood, ot A-bland. Jack » we ran over with him, and sure J R Keil ............. iCoauuissiODers son county, Or., Edward Campiiell. <>f enough there was hie mule, down on 4'has W Taylor Ben Havmond.. Klamath 4Tty, Siskiyou county. *'«L his back andkicking his last, with four •County Clerk Max Miiller ....... Any and ail persons claiming adversely . Sheriff the above-dcscnoed land, are requested to or five bullets in him. James G Hirilsey .................. Treasurer file their claim-in this office on or before Geo R Bloomer “You dun didn't mean to, of co'se,” ...................... A«s«s»or said JOlh dav of August, Is!»). I I. Hamilton. said the owner, “but this ar’ mewl was .School Superintendent C H Price........... < HA». W. J<>n.’•»TON, Register. all I had. I don't say lie was wuth ............. Surveyor Peter At>t>legatc what n prime mewl orter fetch, but I ........ .............Coroner Dr J S Farson timber L and notice . could hev sold him fur $-50.” » JIMKTHINR C'ltXTT, He was ii.funped that we would make (■rents I’as» ( niled states Land Office,.Roseburg, Or.,I C'oanty Seat ... June .3, Is!»». I Joint Senator Walter Hi nclair........... np a purse to pay the damages, and we Ite-prcsentaUve X^OTfCE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT chipped in and made it $i>5. He took H H Miller _______ .County J udge I J^l 111 conijiliance with the provisions 01 Vtdney Colvig CO liigelnw ... (Comuilssioners ♦ the act of Congre»» of June 3, IrfJH. entitled tho money and disappeared sooa after, "An act toi the »al< of tiinFer lands in lhe followed by the first arrival, and they ... r P Harwell............. County Clerk States »>(< ahlornia, Oregou, Nevada, and had got a tong" «tart. When a third na Cha» K I'hamdor .... t Sheri.i Washington Territory.” Edward A. Hild J C Mo*» ......... '... Treasurer reth, of Ashland, county ot Jackson, stale t tive appeared.and asked: J W Mtiarer.. “Bin any ahutin' vere?” H 4> HarnwMi ...... ...Asaeenor 1 ot Oregon, ba. tbt» day ilied in tin- W A M aside .School Superintendent his sworn statement for the purchase of tiie “Yite.” . .Surveyor I N W Hot sec No. 30, in tp No. 39, S R No. C W Havens “Shute at that ar' rag?” . ...................... Corm mt 4 E. and will Oller )>rodf to »I“»»* u*al Ult Dr ’A’aUace . “Yes.” landNoOghi is more y«luable lot It» timber KLAMATfl lOUXTV. or »«mg than for agri< ultnral mirpoM>. “Kill a mewU” County Heat .. ... .Linkville and to »tabltsb i»i* Ciiuui to »tffit iaml be “Yes.” *■ C A Conwell, of Lake Joint Senator fore the Register and Receiver of thi- office Ï l’.epresentative at Roseburg. Or., on Wednesday the 20 l U,4 “Pay fur him?’ A Hnyiler, of Lake . Joint . “Yes. Do you know anytliing about t'otinty Judge day of 4ugu»t. lido. J H Orr W C Crawford Jl’om mtssioners He milnei as witness«»: Thomas E. U?” C 8 Silvers Stanley, et Klamath City.Wiskiyou county, I “No, not much. I sold the animal to A 1. l-eavitt ...................... Clerk Cal., George A. Blood, ot Ashland, Jackson E W Gowan .. Sheriff county. Or.. Edward Campbell, oi Klanialli ( the Wheezen ’bout an hour ago fur $10, Wm E Howe Treasurer I ity, bwldyou couuiy. Cal-, Wntbnn Nelson, and I (sorter reckoned lfe wanted, him to Assessor ot A.Jdalid, JaiRilbn aduntyjQl. John Smart play the old dodge with. How much P L Fountain School Su|>eriiitendent Any and all jier.soiis clajnLn#- adversely did you,raise?” ba Lex k card ......... . Surveyor the almve-descnbed lands are requested to “Sixty-five dollars.” John W Siemens ................. Coroner file their claim» in tin» office «11 or liefore “Wall, that's party moderate. Ha Said 2<Jtii day of Augttst, 1399. LAKE I'Ot'KTV. C has . W. J ohnston , Register. ginerally strikes ’em for a hundred, and County Seat .. .......... Lakeview you got off easy. Reckon I’ll look him C A Cogswell, of Lake Joint Senator TIMBER LAND NOTICE. up and see if he can't work in a couple A Snyiier. ot latke Joint Representative W A Wil'hire. ......... ... Conni) J udge United States Land Office, Roseburg Or ,1 of more this week!”—New York Sun. H M Jone» . .. .. jCommissioners June 3. Ls9H. f A V Lan« r I XTOT1CE IS HEREBZ GIVEN THAT Persistent. W Ji Hutton Clerk IN in compliance with the provisions of W P Hereford Sheriff Un» a< l of Uougres# of June 3, 1876, entitled A McCnllen Treasurer “Au act for the sale of timber mint» in the A H inher School Siqierintendent i Slates of California, Oregon, Nevada, and J K McDonough. Asavssor Wa-hington Territory,’' George A. Blood, W M Hurry. ... St-» k Inspector oi Asiilmul, county of Jackson, state oi The circuit court for the First Jndicial f Oregon, Ims this day filed in this office his district sets in Jackson county on Inst sworn -talement for lhe purchase 01 the f> .Munday in April. September aiid Deecm- W % of sec No. 8, in tp No. 40, 8 It No 4 l*rr. lit Klamath county mi Second Mon and wiU oiler prooi to show that the dayln June and ftrat Monday in November. land .»oughl is more valuable for its timl>er In Lake county on the third Munday in , or »tone than lor agricultural purposes, May ami the »econd Munday in October, und to establish his claim to said land be tn Jusephine county oil first Mondays in fore the Register and Receiver of this office IM March and August fct Roseburg. Oregon, on Thursday the 21st 4i1rrrta liwr • — ”** —- ■ For Jackson county theCnnnlyr, Probate » day of Angn.'t, and Coinnii»Hioners courts meet every He names as witnesses: Thomas E month, coiiimenring with the first Monday; | Stanley of Klamath City, Siskiyou county for Josephine county, the first Monday in 1 Cal., Edward Campbell ot .Klamath City January, April, July and September; for , Siskiyou county, Cal., Edward A. Hildreth l^ke county, every alternate month, edm- of Ashland, Juckson county, Or., Frank niencing the first Monday in January; for . McCracken of White l’oint, Jacksuu county, i Klamath county, the first Wednesday in Or. Mrs, poodenough —You’re the fdx- March. June. ¡Sentember and November. Any and all persona claiming adver»«y teenth tramp that'*' been around here ; the above desermeff lands are reiRie-ied to file their claims in tin» office on or before today, and I caa’t di) anything for you. Mr, Obadiah Toogtiod—itfr-ry, ma’anj; i said 21st dav ot Augtid. l»90. C has . W . J ohnston . Register. but if you'll lemme 6leep in the bam over night I’ll be the first tramp ter ax for breakfast to-morrow.—Puck. TIMBER LAND NOTICE. PRESBYTERIAN. Church, corner Main and Helman street’«. ! United States Land Office. Roseburg. Or.,» In a Nut Shell. Regulur Service».—Sunday, 11 A. M. and •I 111 IV Uj June 3, 1CW. 1890. J )' I 7 P, M. Sunday School. 11:30 A M. OTICE is hereby given that in compii-1 The Ladies' Home Journal has an ar- Ybung Peorle’s Meeting, 6 o’locck P M ague with the provisions oi the actol j tide entitled, “How to treat a sweet- Prayer Meeting, every Thuraday evening. | congress of June 3, 137’», entitled “Au act heart.” About the way to treatasweet- R ev . F, <1. S trange , ‘ for the saha vi timber lauds in the states ot Pastor. ! CiiEloHiia, Orag-in, Nevada, and Wa-lliug 1 heart qt present is to treat her to ice cream. The man who tries to drown his trou ton Territory; Tbukuis E. Stanley,V"vt METHODIST.* Klamath City, county of-iskivuu, state of bles is fn danger of becoming stranded. The small boy's attempts on the cherry Church, corner Main and Bush streets. 1 California, hus this dny uled Hi this office Regular Services.—Sundiiv, 11 A M. and bis »worn statement for the purchase of the orchard just now are not always fruitless. 7:30 P. M. Sunday School. 0.30 A. M. I S E 1, of sec No. 31», in Ip No. 31», S R No. 1 When a father is seen purchasing a Prayer Meeting, every Tliur-dav evening; E, and will otter proof to show that the Young People's .Meeting. Sunday 6 r. S- land sought is more valuable foe its limber pair of stout boots it is not always an , or stone than for agricultural ; mooses, and evidence that he is on bad terms with Ladle» Ai«l society, Wednesday 2 F. M. Co establish his claim to said la.id betore the his daughter's suitor. K kv . C. A. L ewis , Pastor. i Register and Receiver of this office at ltose- Lovers’ promises at the seaside are fre i burg. the 20th day UUlrii Qreguti^un ** Wednesday ” quently like, the wares that Lave their of August, l»90.’ BAPTIST. JIsiMuut-i a* «itns»»ea: Edward I'atiq»- feet, soon broken. Church, corner Church and High streets. I btfl. ot Klamailt ‘Tity, biskij» a county, A check drawn U)x>n thè bank of Hopo Regular Services —Sunday, 11 A. M. and Cal., Geoijjp A. Blood and Edward \. is seldom honored. 7 P. M. Sunday School. 9:30 A M. I lUldrvth, ot Aaiiaud, jaoksoHtouirty, Or., Christian Endeavor Society, 0:30 P M L Frank Met'fiicJteii, 01 White Foiin, 4>r. I There is po class of people who die Prayer Meeting, every Thursday evening. Any and all persans claiming adversely Covenant Meeting, Saturday before third the aliove-descnbid lands are requested U> faster than those who live fast. People go to the mountains and the Sunday iu each month. 2 P. M> Eadie»-' file their claims on or t»e,«>re »aid AJlh day Social, second Tuesday eve in each mon h. of August, 1»UO. seaside to do nothing, and yet where R ev F. K. V an T asul , young couples are congregated business C has . W. J ohnstox , Register. Pastor. is usually pressing in the evenings. A < IIJIOIS MOUNTAIN SHEEP. Old Goldbug (to young Gotuix, wlu has applied for his (laughter)—How muc h are you worth? Young Gotnix—1 will be perfectly frank with you, sir; I am not worth anything. Old G.—-What is yuor salary? Young G.—I will lie quite candid with you. sir. It is $11 a week. Old G.—Well, young man, I admire your frankrii-ss and < andor. I will be equally frank and candid with yon. and tell you if I evt-r see you around here again Ill imve the butler break your neck.—Boston Times. The Moufflon Wind—It Appear» Ke<l to His Gentle Eye—Several Theories of Mr. Holmes. TMe keepers the Central park me nagerie are all men of considerable intel ligence, and many of them hold valuable and entertaining theories regarding tho animals under their charge. It is not easy for an outsider to learn what these theories are. but they come out gradual ly on better acquaintance. They are usually the result of long experience worked upon by a bold imagination. Keeper Holmes, who has looked after deer and cam -Is for aliout twenty-six years, iir<q<ounds some of the most val uable of these theories. There are in the deer house a male and a fenialo Sardinian moufflon. By the way, the keepers do not speak of a male or a female animal, but of a lady or a gentleman animal. For instance, they say ‘ ’That's a lady hippopotamus,” or “That's a gentleman hippopotamus.” One Friday the lady moufflon prese'it- ed her gentleman with a new small moufflon of the male sex. The baby moufflon was seen by the writer soon after his appearance in this world. He is well eared for by his mother. He is very small and very plump. His mother is an extremety affectionate ani mal. and puts a warm, damp nose against the hand of anybody who puts it within her cage. The moufflon is the subject of one of Keeper Holmes' theories. The animal is variously called the Sardinian or the Corsican moufflon, or the muffle, and scientifically the ovis musimon. It is a sheep, and one of the many varieties of wild sheep. Cause for Indignation. FA CHURCHES. N CONGREGATIONAL. I Church, cor. Maia street and Boulevard ’ Regular Services. -Sum.av, 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Snn'lay t-chool. 12 M. Prayer Meeting, every Thursdav evetiing 4 i R ev . G. J. WirwTitR, Pastor. CATHOLIC. Cliurcli, corner Sixth and B streets. Regular Services.—Every fourth Sunday, 10 A. M. Siimlav School, every fourth Sunday, 3 P. M. F atiikk F. S. N oel , Pastor. EPISCOPAL. Senw-e» hi Bnptist church, roe. I'Rtirth and High streets, »croud ami fourth Sun days, 3 P. M. R kv . F. B. T icknob , Pastor. DUN’KA RD. Vhtirvh on Granite street. Services every quarter. ami ottener. skcvlar union . A-liland Secular Union Nori, meet» at McCall's llall the first Hundav in every month, at 7 o’clock p ni. W N L ucky . Tres. H S Evans, sec’y. W. N. LUCKEY, Real Estate Agent, ASHLAND. OREGON. Will Sell, Rent and Handle Real Estate on Commission A Choice Collection of City and Country Property for sale. Any pcrMiH trishi/ty to ■''til pi*op- erty trill fiati it to their interest focali anti see us TIMBER XAN1) NOTICE. I’nited States Land Uffici», Roseburg. Gr. J June 3.XMI0. j " TOTH E lb HEREBY UN i.N 1 HA t' 1 in comp.lam , unii the prov.-i.-u.- the act < m congress of June 3, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of timber lands in flit states of California, Oregon, Nevada, and Washington Territory," Frat»* McCracken, of While Poinl, cvtioiy ot .lackson, state oi Oregon, has this day in tiii- office his sworn statement lor th^mrchiL»e ot the N W ot N W :s of N W >« and N W 54 ot b W *4 of »ce No. 24, in tp 39, 8 R No. 4 E. and will oiler proof lo -how that the laud sought 1» more valuable for its timber 1> t stone tlian tor agricultural j urpo es, and to e-tuhlisb bu> claim t said laud betore the Register and Receiver of this’vlhce at Roseburg, Oregon, on Wednesday the 20th day of August, J8iK». lie names as witnesses: Al. Hopkins, of _______ Shake. _________ Jacksoil _____ county, William Or., Nelson and George A. Blood, of Ashland, Jackson county, Or., Edward Campbell, oi Klamath City, Siskiyou county, Cal. Any and all persons claimuig adversely the above-desenbed lands are requested io tile their claims in thia office on or be'ôre »aid ‘JOffi vay of Angus t, lsi». C has . \V . JoiiNSTol R clc im N, . Boston Courier. An Appreciative Listener. Lady (to her husband, who had just been playing her a tune on the flute)— Exquisite! Heavenly. Every note, dear Edwin, thrills through the innermost fillers of one's smti ! And how beautiful ly the lijlits.uid eha-les are expressed by > the com pi a *1'! Now. dear, will youpljiy ' me my favorite air, “Caine, Birdie,M i Come?''” Husband — Why, child, that's just what I've been playing. — Fliegende Blaetter. Secretary Bayard’s Hauglitei. Miss Louise Bayard, who is visiting Miss Elizabeth Moorhead, of Ellsworth avenue, Shady Side, is the daughter of ex-gecretary Bayard. She has been a great success in Washington society, having had the entree through her fa ther's official position to the most exclu sive circles of the capital. In appeal anee she is tall and «loader. Her hajr j» between light and ditrk. Sl«e lias a very pleasant and intellectual countenance. TIMBER LAND NOTICE. Sho is a young lady of remarkable strength of character, and iqp<’<»a very United States Land Office. Roseburg. Or.i good impr< sion on Pittsburg people.— June3. is;«». » otice u hereby civbin tilat I Pittsburg Press, iu comp-iauee with the provisions MALLOWS ARE IN BLOOM. of the ac> of Cur.ere-s of June WHEN 3’, 1878, entitled “ An act for the »ale We’ll wander dowu the beach again, of timber lands in the States of Califor When mallows are in bloom; nia. Oregon. Nevada and Washington Through verdant wood aud flowery lane, Territory,V Edward Campbell of Klamath When mallows are in bloom; City, county of ¡8i»kiyou, state of California, W e 11 talk of sumusers long ago, ha.» this day filed in tin»- offite hi» swor»i Gt jeys aud !>■ ■»»•» we used to know, . statement tor the pun-ha-eof the S M '*'-t And set the old tiule fires aglow sec No. »», in tp No. 3!», 8outh Range No 4 I When mallows are in bloom. East, anti will offer proof to show that the land s..ught is more valuable tor ita tinilier "Twas here we met each other first. or stone than for agricultural purposes, ; When mallows were iu bloom; and to establish his claim to said land be And here our youthful fancies nursed. fore the Register and Receiver of this office When mallows were in bloom; at Roseburg, Oregou, on Thur-dav, the 21st And now they seem in Nature's bower dav of August, 1880. For evermore to mark the hour— llemuuestts witnesses: George A. Biqod, For love a: tabled its perfect flower and Edward A. llfldreth, of A-Clai.J. Jack- When mallows were in bloom. ot I son conntv. Or-, ’ Thonuis ______ __ fc. Htanley, __ „ The meadows seem with jewels Set, Klamath City, Eiskiyfiu enuaty,* *i-. I rank When mallows are in Uoom; McCracken, ot White Point, Jackson coun ty. Oregon. The ocean wears a carcanet. Wh?a mallows are in bloom; Anv and all per-ons claiming adversely The husbandman his sickle wields, the shove-described lands are requested to 4_ach breeze a thousand perfumes yields, hie their claims in this office on or before I said 21st <isy of August. 1’tyo. And we are in Elysian fields. When mallows are in bloom. C has . W. J ohnston . Register. N Milch Cow For Sale. 4 MCE YOUNG MIL! H COW. with A fifty pound salmon «as caught in a uet J X calf, for ?ale. Inquire for price, u Rogue river last w eek. etc., at the Rxco&n office. Lost visions are restored to us, When mnllows are in bloom; 4nd we,' renewed, «waited thus. When malteiss arb in bloom, Forget the present grief and pair And down the beoeh and tLrvugL tbc iau» Like two y >un$ lowrs, strofi again. When mallows are in bloom. —New York Ledger. Party 'looking out of window just M unfortunate gentleman moves off)—Look here, you thieving old man. I've a good notion to call the police. Every time I put a new coat of paint on my fence you people come and carry it off.—Scrib ner’s Magazine. Impecunious, but Not Humble. “I struck the hardest game of my life today,” said the agent of a very success ful collecting firm. “I tackled my man for $20 he owes a restaurant. He's an artist—paints landscapes and portraits— and you see his name all covered with taffy in tho newspapers week in and week out.” “ ‘I’m sorry,’ said he, stopping work on the picture and pushing his velvet smoking cap on to the back of his head, while he looked lazily at the bill, ‘but I cannot pay this form few months yet.’ “ ‘Why not?’ said I. “ ‘Because I have a more pressing lia bility.’ “ ‘Morte pressing than a board bin?* says I, sarcastically. “ ‘Yes, a good deal,' says he. ‘I'm buy ing a pair of shoes ,on the installment plan, and the second shoe is to be de I livered today if I can make a partial pay ment. The coin is here,’ said he, tapping his vest pocket. “ ‘All right,’ says I, ‘but you just give that coin to mo on account, or I'll sell you up.’ “ ‘Sell what up? says he. “ ‘Why, VTIAJ, these IUWO X1CXC here piL pictures, lUlVS, ’ OttJ says S I, X, sweeping my arm in a comprehensive way around-tlie studio. “ ‘These pictures?’ says he. ‘All right, my boy; go ahead. If you can sell them I'll be much obliged to you. It's a derned sight more'n I can do.’ With that ho lighted up his pipe and went on painting as tranquil as a summer's day. I ad mired him and asked him out to have a 1 drop of something. “ ‘Excuse me,’ says lie, standing back and regarding his picture with one eye cloeed, but not even glancing at me. ‘I never have social relations with my tradespeople.’ I was faint when I got down to the street.”—San Francisco Examiner. Attractive Bait, Fair Angler—So you won't join our fishing party. Mr.. Longface? Don’t you like the sport? Mr. Longface (a young divine)—No, Miss Frivolous, I think it cruel. I am a fisher of men. F. A.—Oh, that's too test for me. I like more excitement Mr, b.—Ah. Miss Frivolous, I find it hard, hard work! Men are so hard to at tract. F. A.—Well, I suppose it depends largely on the bait.—Boston Budget After the Shower. ' • Adele—How kind it was of-that gentle man to lend me his umbrella during the shower. * Estelle—It was indeed. He is one of nature's gentlemen. A.—Yes, quite a rainbeati.—Boston Courier. Current Funds. “Te liee!” laughed Chappie. ‘‘Did you ever pay a mosquito's bill, Hicksey?’ “Yes,” said Hicks solemnly. “What with?” queried Chappie, inter ested. “Blood money,” returned Hicks. Ought to Have Caught Himself. Bystander (to man jnst fallen into wa ter)—Say, what are you fishing for? Drowning Man — For succor,—Bing hamton Leader. Behind the Butts. HOW THE ANIMAL APPEARS. The specimens in Central park stand a little more than two feet high and are very gracefully formed. They have not the goatlike tuft under the chin pos sessed by some wild sheep. The moufflon is found in tho moun tains of Sardinia, Corsica, Southern Spain, European Turkey and in various Mediterranean islands. It closely resem bles the Rocky mountain wild sheep, but is prettier. The moufflon has wool and hair like any other sheep. The wool comes next to the skin and the hair outside thewool. As everybody should know the great difference between wild and domesti cated sheep is that the former have more hair and less wool, and the latter less hair and more wool. The wool is devel oped and the hair decreases after domes tication. The moufflon's wool is of a yellowish white and liis hair of a light chestnut color. It is gray on the muzzle, the ab domen and the inner side of the thighs, and white on the under side of tho tail. The hair grows thinner in summer. The moufflon has a very bumpy fore head just over tl»e eyes. Its head is long and intelligent looking, Jts muzzle is compressed. The gentleman moufflon has immense, hollow horns. They are triangular. They bend backward in a semicircle, and take another small twist before they come to points. The bases of the horns occupy almost the entire forehead above the bumpy part mentioned. There is something very interesting connected with these horns. The moufflon is one of the most difficult animals to shoot or catch. He is very timid, very 6wift, and can take refuge in places in accessible to man. His horns serve him for defense very seldom, however, and principally as a means of escape. SHARPER THAN A RAZOR. A Harber Sues His Benefactor, a Wealthy Ratlruad Man. The suit of William Herbert against Charles B. Wright, ex-president of the Northern Pacific Railroad company, to recover $58,000 on a speculative deal in Northern Pacific preferred stock as Her- la-rt's »hare of the profits attracts con siderable attention on tile street. Herbert is a Third street liarber, who had for his customers most of the promi nent bankers and brokers when Third street was the center of stock specula tions. Among his customers was Mr. Wright, and Mr. Herlx’rt would iwr- form tonsorial duties for the millionaire at his office on Tliird street aud his palatial residence in West Philadelphia. The railroad magnate took a fancy to the young barber, and besides giving him lilieral fees Mr. Wright undertook to make a few dollars for his protege in the market. Mr. Wright authorized Herbert, so the story goes, to buy several hundred shares of Northern Pacific pre ferred, Mr. Wright furnishing all the money for margins. The orders were placed with the old firm of L. H. Taylor & Co., and it soon became noised about that C. P. Wright was buying Northern Pacific preferred. The other customers in the office would make a s< ramble for the stock, and while Mr. Wright only bought a few hundred shares, the total purchases en gendered by his orders amounted to as many thousand shares, giving Mr. Wright the oppofiunity, if he chose, to resell at a good profit all the stock which he bought through Herbert. Matters drifted along for three or four years in this way, and Herbert was the gainer by $2,000 to $7,000 annually. The suit is based upon one particular deal which was of unusual magnitude, in which Mr. Wright placed not levs than $20,000 of bonds as margin to protect the brokers. Mr. Wright became tired of carrying the load, and about a year ago, when the stock was selliTig around sixty, he wanted to Sell out. To this Herbert objected. Mr. Wright, however, dis posed of his holdings. Now the stock has become a dividend payer, drawing 1 per cent, quarterly, and recently sold at $85 per share. Her bert claims that the account should be closed out at the present market value, and bis claim for profits is based upon the present market value of the stock, which is about $20 per share greatei1 than it was when Mr. Wright closed the transaction.—Philadelphia Times. A Midsummer Diuuer. No one feels the effect of the torrid heat more severely than the New Yorker who is obliged to take his meals at the restaurants. “What to eat” is the prob lem. Perhai» there may be some hint in a dinner which a famous gourmet of the Union club ordered at Delmonico’s. He is what might almost be called a pro fessional clubman, and his name is famil iarinsociety circles throughout the wholo country. He is large, florid, handsome and feels the heat. When he entered the restaurant ho wore the lightest soit of a cashmere coat and trousers, a white waistcoat^ a low collar and a filmy, loose, white crape tie. His shoes were low, his hat straw. He carried the hat in one hand and tho fan in tho other. He took a seat by an open window, stretched his TRUSTS TO HIS HOBNS. The moufflon can see the wind or the legs very far apart, unbuttoned the lower scent of a man coming—in what way part of his waistcoat and ordered a hot will be explained later. It is his cjistom' I weather dinner with great deliberation to stand on the edge of a precipice aud »nd care. It consisted in the first place of a cup watch the approaching' wind or foe. When he thinks it time to get out of the of bonllion frozen almost hard, then way he takes a dive, apparently to his some clams packed in ice, and after inevitable destruction. As a matter of these were cleared away he had some fact, he alights on his immense horns, cucumbers covered with salt. From which causes him to bounce off the ground this the dinner passed 0 a slice of cold a few feet info the air. Then he alights and very much underdone roast bjef which v, as followed by a salad composed comfortably on his feet. One veracious sportsman relates that of string beans and iced tomatoes. Then he had got within easy shooting distance came a cantelope off the ice, which was of a moufflon when tn6 animal took his followed by a lemon water ice. It took customary dive. Great was the sports- ' «bout an hour and a half to consume man's suiprise when, after a few min- ; this frigid repast. The clubman did not utes, he saw the moufflon reappear on drink fluid of any sort with it. While tho people around him were sweltering the spot whence he had dived. In his fear the moufflon had taken such in the heat, mopping their foreheads and a hard dive that he bounded back to ex steaming over hot dishes, he was as cool actly the place which he lead left. Then and comfortable as in midwinter. About the sportsman shot him easily, of course. ten minutes after he had eaten his din The moufflon has a remarkably fine and ner he ordered a long glass three-quar I ters full of chopped ice, and poured into large blue eye. It is with this that it a pint of Rhine wine. This was livened Holmes’ theory is connected. The eyes are situated at the side of the up by half a bottle of soda water poured head, and, not unnaturally, are very into it. After drinking this he arose wide apart. The animal can look in and strolled out of the restaurant, the I fron*', to tho side and behind without envied of all observers.—New York 1 moving his head. Of this there is no World. I possible doubt whatever. Do not light a sick room at night by Keeper Huhnes says that the moufflon means of a jet of gas or a kerosene lamp i can see the wind, which has a red color burning low. Nothing impoverishes the to him and varies in redness according I air sooner. Use sperm candles or tapers ■ ’to its velocity. The fact that he is afraid which burn sperm oil. of anything red goes to prove this. All animals, says Mr. Holmes, which can see To remove claret stains from table the wind are timid, and so should we be linens rub on salt as soon as possible if we could do so. Can it be that this and wash in the usual way. If not en theory would account for the mental tirely removed apply lemon juice and distress of gentlemen who see things dry in the sun. which others cannot? The moufflon, ac cording to Mr. Holmes, can see other I Tlie un.st of our ailments come from di.»-| sights and smell other smells of which i ordered liver, which Simmons Liver Regu- ' ' later cures . we are entirely unconscious. It should be said that he is borne out more or less in his theory by scieutUts. Sir John Lubbock has recently found out that his ants are conscious of several colors unknown to men. The same thing is true of many other animals in regard to smells.—New York Evening Sun. -APHRODITINE” â ' ïï «.Hamed Used as Air Coahiona—He ('an See the DIRECTORY. N The Celebrated French Cure, DELMONIOO lias I-arge Homs to He 1 As a strengthen« of the digestive organs, ' Wright's Iron Tonic has no equal! Tones i the entire nervous sv»tem anil renews ebb- I ! ing strength. Sold by T- K- Bolton. ; Thepubl shers of T he C-'SADi.iN Q i ’ ken ; will give a free trip to Europe to the i Late Wednesday night a young woman person sending them the Lirgest number who was loitering in the evening air on 01 jrords const routed from letters con the piazza of her home in Preston dis tained in the name of their well known Magazine, '‘THECANADIAN QUEEN.” i covered by the lightning flash a man in Marker McGashey—Thot woe a cj.qse u suspicious attitude near the pantry Additional Prizes consisting of ¡silver Tea call fer yez, Jerry. Th’ bullet wint 1 window. She could hardly believe it 1 Sets, Gold Watcbea, China Dinner Sets, Portiere Curtains, Silk Dresses, Mantel I shtraight trough ynre hair! possible, but a second flash of lightning 1 Clocks, and manv other useful and Marker Fitzpatrick—It did, Corney; reassured her She did not scream oi 1 valuable ?rtji’l<‘8 will also be awarded in an* Oi wor finkin’ av me hair hadn't faint or flutter, but walked calmly into onlerof nierit. been av good Ijnth pi'd had me whole the house and let out the dog. A min Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary tope hid blowe l aff me!—Puck. ute later a stampede proved that the dog . used tiB authority in deciding the contest. This is a popular plan of introducing a baa formd something to chase, and in a ’ popular publication. Every one sending It is now perfectly permissible for a i few minutes the animal returned with a , a list of not less than ten words will re- young mother to walk along the streets 1 recognizable portion of the man’s trous • ceive a pri-ei-i. Enclose thirteen U.S. of New York with her child. Hereto ers in his month. The bold Preston girl ■ 2c Btaiups for Illustrated Catalogue of fore such a thing has not been counte- 1 will add this trophy to her crazy quilt. | pri’SentF and three montb’o triatoubscrip- i tion to T he Q ue in . Address—T he C a nanced. She might lead an ugly, heavy I —Norwk h Bulletin. nadian Q ueen , Toronto, Ont, jawed bull dog by a string, carry a pug The Joan of Arc Costume. or tender or accept the escort of two The J opji d'Arc costume, about which men in no way related to her; she might also have the attendance of a maid or bo much is said and written, is of fine man servant along with an infant, or wldte cashmere embroidered in silver I run about, but to lie nlone with the fleur-de-lis. The skirt is slashed to re little one was thu worst possible furui of veal a silver gray faille petticoat, and tha bodice is of the same gray silk, with a street etiquette vest and collar ornamented with a fltur *n,.v the ODELL TYPE Miss Elaine Goodale, the poetess, is de-lis framed in arabesques of silver ’ / WRITER with 78 characters, braid. Tl:e'white pashtnere sleeve caps and $»15 h r the Single Case Odell, war- government supervisor of education among the Sioux bfic lives in camp or are shaped in rounded tmrets and out rante 1 to do better work than any machine —------ reservation in ths most primitive wav, lined in silver braid. Tho hat worn with made. It combines SIMPLICITY with »fBABIUTY, traveling from, one Iinlian village to this costume is of white straw, with the steed , ease of oFERATtos, wear» longer another on horseback or in a “prairie upturned diadem brim faced with gray without cost of repairs than any other ma a rtioonHr. ” she deliberately prefers this velvet ornamented directly in front with chine Has no ink ribbon to liother the op erator. It is NEAT, SUBSTANTIA!.. nickel life to the social success which a woman a silver fleur-de-lis.—Exchange. plated, perfect andWapted to all kinds of of her talent and culture might com type writing. Like a printing press, it pro mand. duces sharp, clean, legible manuscripts. For 30 Days Two or ten copies can he made at one writ ing Any intelligent person can ltecome an Miss Vida Croly, daughter of Jenny Commencing July 10,1 will mala.’ first- June, goes t< Europe soon as chaperon I class cabinet photographs for $4 per uoz. operator in two days. We offer $1,000 to any operator who can equal the work of the of a little sister but a few years her Don’t make any mistake. This rate is Double Case Odell junior and equally as pretty. Miss good for only one month, expiring Au Reliable Agents and Salesmen wanted. Croly has the delicate beauty of color I gust 10th, after which the rate will lie $5 Special inducements to Dealers. For Pamphlet giving Indorsement». Ac., C. W. L ogan . that the world raved about in Mrs. per dozen. Address ¿angtry seven years ago ODELL TYPE WRITER CO., t i Bjy a White from Jackson 4 Sowden. • 85S7- Sth Ave. • Chicago, IH. A Tatch for a Crazy Quilt. THE ODELL TYPEWRITER RESTAURANT. Is S old on a POSITIVE GUARANTEE to cure any form of nervous disease, or any disorder of the BEFORE generative or- ** r T E R gau« o' either sex whether arising from tin excessive a»e ot Stimulants. Ti>l«cco*«»r Opium or through youthful indiscretion, im-r indolg ence. Ac., such as I.oss of Brain rower. Wak: ful ness. Bearing down Pains in the Back, Semina Weakness, Ifj stcria. Nervous Prostration Nor turn al Emissions, la-uivirrhiva, Dizziness, Weak Mem ory. I-ossot Power and Iin|«>teti< y, which if ne glected often lead to premature otdagc an<l insan ity. Price 11.00 a box. 6 boxes forK'.OO Sent b mail on receipt oi price. A WRITTEN GI ARANTEE is given for every JJ.00order received, to refund the money if a l’erinaiient cure is not effected. We have thousands of testimonials from old and young, ot both sexes, who have been perma nently cured by the use oi AritnoDtTtN it. Circular free. Address DEPOT. jkSiKi-iJYisriD, O’G-zsr. rT',llE DELMONICO has been completely 1 renovated mid refitted by the under signed. and will lie conducted in a manner to plea-e all its patrons A liberal st are of public patronage is re- sjieetlull.v solicited Give it a trial M k and M rs WM SC HR YER, v2n5J Proprietors W anted, CGQK ANI» WAITER. Girls preferr For particulars aadre»» MKS. B. F. BUTLER, Montague. Cal. V ed. SOUIFTY DIRECTORIES, ft. A. It. in UN'sinr post no . 23. Meets in M rs , nic Hull, on the fst and Id Saturday of tach month. Visiting Com rades cordially welcomed. M ax P ro ht . Commander. J R Casey, Adjutant. THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. WESTERN branch . PORTLAND, OIL BOX 27. THE SEAU T K Bolton. Agent, Ashland, Oregon. KNIGHT'S OF PYTHIAS. GRANITE LODGE. NO. Ü, Knights Pytbiiis. Ashland. Oregon, meets every Friday evening Visiting Knights tn too standing are cordially invited lo attend. W m 1’ ati ebsox , C C. E T B artlett . K of R und S. — VIA— M IRONIC. »Shasta Line. SIKKIYOÜ Clt'.l'I'EK, NO. 21, R. A. .M. Express Trains Leave Portland Daily. South »I i Regular com .ications on the Thursday hext after the lu.l moon. W H A tkins an , H P. E B Myer, Secretary. North : ».c> a in ASHLAND Y<>D«E, NO. 23, A. F. A A. M. 6:10 p m Stated cennuunieationa on the Thursday 5:49 p ni ":00|> in of or before the full moon. E V M ills , W M. Aliove trains stop only at- following sta AJ' Caldwell. Secretary. tions north of Roseburg: East Portland. Oregon City, Wootiburn, Salem, Albany, At.ru A CHAPTER, N o . 1, O. K. ». 1 angent, Sliedds, Halsey.Harrisburg, June Statuì meetings on l»t and 3d Tuesday» lion City, Irving. Eugene, in each month. Mas. .1 1» C rocker , W M. Roseburg Mail Daily. Miss Kate Grady, Secretary. i . eavk ; arrive : Portland s»Xiam I RoBeGiirg ffiOOpiu I. O. O. F. Rosel,urg GMO a m | Portia nd 4:® pm ASIll.ANLi LODGE, NO. 45. Albany Local, Daily,(Except Sunday.) Hold regular meetings every Saturday- ______ leave : abbive : evening at their hall in Ashland. Brethren Pbrtûnd 5:<iU], m Albany U:(M ).ni in good standing are cordiallv invite .1 to J. C. Di kkek , N G. Albany 5:00am | Portland !»3*'am attend R obt . T avi . o R, Sec'y. I 6:00 p m I Lv 9:00 a in I Ar 9:30a 111 ' Lv Portland Ar Ashland . Lv Ashland Ar 1‘II.OT BOCK ENCAMI’MEXT, NO. 16, Meets in odd Fellow»’» llall every 2d aud 4th Monday in each month Meribcra in IQUlllST SLEEPING CARS good standing cordially invited te Rend. H.C. Mt tn, Cl’. For accommodation of Second Clas» Pas R obt T sengers, attached to Express Trains. _____ _ aylor ___ , Scribe. . . <4 PULLMAN PUFFET SLEEPERS. HOPE BKBECCA DEGREK LODGE, *<>. 24. Meets un the 2d and 4th Tuesday in each month in < ><id Fellow»’» Hull, Ashland. Mas. R L .B ish N. G N. A. Jacob», Secretary. WEST SIDE DIVISION. Between Portland and Corvallis. MAIL TRAIN DAILY (EXCEPT SUNDAY.) LEAVER AB RIVES Portland....... :3U a m 1 Corvallis. 12:10 p m A. o. u. w. <'<•rvull:--. 12:,>.5 p ih Portland. 5:3o p m At Albany and Corvallis cotrnaci with ASULAN d LODGE, NO. G<:. trains of Oregon Pacific Railroad Meets in lodee room in Odd ’'eilow*' Hall Express Train Daily (Except Sunday.) • every first and thibd Wednesday in each month. All bletliren in good standing are leave : ARHrvE: cordially invited to attend. Portland 4:49pm | M’Minnville 7:25pm hi. A. J acor A, M M'Minnville 5: Liam Portland .6:20 am B 8 RADci.iFr. Recorder. ÇHOSWN Fill HI For tickets and full information regarding F ideuty C ouxcil N o . 1, o" O beuon . Meefs the first and third Ttiesdav even rates, maps, etc., call on company’s agent at Ashland. ings of each month in 1. 0. O. F. hall. Memliers in good kundiny resneetfully R. KOEHLER, E P. ROGERS, Mw». M. L. H icks , Manager. Asst. G. F A Pass. Agt invited. Win. P a TiEksoN, Sec’y. Counci lor. ST. L10UIS JVfedieal B Surgical 206 SECOND ST. NEAR TAYLOR, PORTLAND, OREGON. ON THE FIRST FLOOR. NO STAIRS TO CLIMB. The St. Louis Medical and Surgical Dispensary has been in business long er than any other Private Dispensary in this State, and say without fear of contradiction, that they treat more cases than any other Dispensary in the Northwest. The reason they have been here a long time afid do such a large practice, is because every doctor con nected with tiie St. Louis Dispensary, is a graduate of Medicine aud Surgery, and had years of experience and they wiiilc it a point to cure all cases they agree to,- hence their patients when treated there, always speak a good wi ld for the old St. Louis Dispensary. Interesting specimens of Tumors, Wens ami Cancers can be seen at their place of business. Just take a look at lueir front w indow and before you get humbugged by spine of these advertis. iug quack» iu the cjly, just call around; a friendly talk will cost you nothing, aud if you can be cured, they will tell you so frankly, TU^y successfully treat all cases oi Kidney & Bladder Troubles. Weak Back, Burning Urine, Frequency of Urinating, Urine High Colored or mixed with Milky Seditueut when left standing. READ THIS! j Take a clear bottle at bedtime apd pripate in the bottle, set aside and look ai it in the morniag; if it is cloudy or a cloudy seltliug in it, ypu have soma kind of Kidney or Bladder disease. NERVOUS DEBILITY, or- ?;anic weakness, lack of ambition, de. ective memory, loss of vigor or vital ity, the results of errors aud excesses, positively cured by new methods. Blood and Skin diseases of every description, name and nature promptly relieved, aud every particle of Poison C.’P*,led koul sJ'stem’ Unnatural Discharges speed ily cured w ithout detention from busi ness. ' State history of your case and send stamp for question T.ists, so as to describe plainly the syuiptoifts of you.r particular disease. • £XS~ Both sexes consult confidentially. Consultation free and sacred. Hours, 8 to 8; Sunday#, 3 to 42. Call on oi write to us, PRIVATE DISEASES. The doctor guarantees to cure any case of Syphilis, Gonorrhea or Gleet. Strictures cured, no difference how long standing. Spermatorrhea, Loss of Manhood or Nightly Rniissions cured permanently. The habit of Seif- Abuse or Masturbation effectually cured iu a short time. ( Old " ’ Sores, “ Ulcers, Cancers and Skin diseases cured- TUMORS. WENS, front any par( of X body, no differ- And all kinds of grow ths removed from ïs s.‘,r >i îïïïïSftS :. «¿K There is connected with The doctors agree to cure anv rftse of Neuralgia, Sick Headache and Rheumatism All diseases of Women successfully 'treated We guarantee to cure any Cough, Lung Trouble, or Throat Disease curable fcischar« from Ears EleCtHeal for Lars cured tn m a short time. time Our ( — . . . - Treatment — ,c’ 1-'1!,l-narge Kkeumall». N.ur.lgl.. '„rf .,„,1 k „------- vs:----------------- '’-I is the »«i perleci o» He No Mereury used In Chronic ■ & ases. ------------ SPECIAL ! As Hienew medical law went into effect August 29th, quite a number oi concerns who were advertising in this city were compelled to leave town-but th-Tnlv- ' ^eS .uot.aff<-'.cl tlje St. Louis Dispensary, as every doctor connected with Ibis institution « a regular graduate of medicine'and Xg«y wS •ear» of experience in chronic aud private diseases oi all kinds. *