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About Coquille herald. (Coquille, Coos County, Or.) 1905-1917 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 26, 1912)
tv:>oooeooooooooocooe<>ooooo< o The Quality Line Nosier Sc Norton Coquille, Oregon Phone Home 111 Farmers 483 o o o c o o ô o o o < ^< > o ^ > o o < j t h e Coquille H e ra ld is now fully equipped with modern faces of type and accessories for the execution of 19 IP B V HI in a style unexcelled and at prices equally as inviting as can be obtained from others IC a u t H r i r i s P R IN T E D PR O M P T LY AND AC CU RATELY E3 W ork entrusted to us will receive the personal supervision of a practical printer who takes pride in the proper execution of every detail El Give Us a Trial Order 3 E ^ S a i n n i y o u r * G r o c e r s ’ ' WHITE RIVER FLOUR B E T T E R Makes T H A N E .\ S El R Whiter, Lighter B re a d SEI; California this Winter Its Attractive Seaside Resorts Famous Hotels, Magni- ^ firent Scenery, Delightful Climate, Outdoor Sports of all Kinds, with Miles of Drives through Orange Groves and along Ocean Boulevards TH E (;o ;§ » g 4 £ , [ö | / UNStT lOGi'r. •JÄSHA jTAl t_ ROUTES I ^ C | T > H A S IN EFFECT HOUND T R IP F AR E S $55.00 P O R T L A N D TO LOS A N G E L E S E FF E C TIV E J A N U A R Y lit, 1913 $54.70 50.20 44.30 4 2 .00 41 85 F.ugcnc to Roseburg to Grants Pass to Medford to Ashland to Los Los Los Los Los Angeles Angeles Angeles Angeles Angeles John. VI. S coli, Hen. Pass. on various Attractions of the I from any Southern y writing1 AXcn‘, Portland. Oregon The haunting fear of sickness and helplessness is the secret terror o f the working man. Health is his capital. Kidney disease saps a man's strength and vitality. They lessen his earning capacity. Foley Kidney Pills bring back health and strength by healing the disease. They arc the best medicine made for kidney and bladder tronbles- The genuine are in the yellow package. Fuhrman’s Pharmacy. Y a le F o o tb a ll S t a r . The Celebrated Berg m aim Shoe T h e S tr o n g e s t an .l N e a r e s t W a te r P r o o f sh oe m ade fo r lo g g e r s , m iners p ro s p e c to rs an d m ill m e t 21 T h u r m a n S tr e e t PohriwkND, O rfoon . OF C O Q U lliLB . OREGON. (a ir * i f Director,. | C a rr.,,o .«.it, R. O. D.ui.uti A. J. Sherwood, Notimi.I linnk o ('nmuierir, N r » Y u il ( i L. Harlooker, L . H . Hazard, Orooker VVuolworth N ’ lBank, 8*n Fraud laaimh Hacker, K K. Shine. Flrat Nat‘1 Hank uf Portland. Portland. Farmers and Merchants Bank COQUILLE. OREGON Couldn't Multiply. Little W illie’s father found his youth ful son holding up one of Ills rabbits by the ears and saying. ‘‘ How much Is 7 times 7, now?” “ Pah.” the futher heard him say; “ 1 knew you couldn't! Here’s another one. Six times 0 is how much?” “ Why. Willie, what in the world are you doing with your rabbit?” W illie threw down the rabbit in dis gust “ I knew our teacher wus lying to us,” was all he said. “ Why, how?" asked his futher. “ Why, she told us this morning that rnbbits were the greatest multipliers in the world.’’--Ladies’ Home Journal. Incorporated. Manufacturers of FIR ST NATIO NAL BA N K R. S. K nowlton , President G eo , A . R obinson , Vice-Pres. R. H. M ast , Cashier. I do not know the maiden's name N or where she got upon the car. T o tell the truth Is now my altn. I give the facts Just as they are. I only know she smiled at me And that she smiled at me in vain. I'm married, and, though fa ir was she. I never looked her way ugain. —Detroit Free Press. Theo. Bergman Sboe Mfg.Co. 0. C SANFORD. Aut. Cashier T ra n sa c ts a General B a n k in g B u sin e ss Op« ned for Busines March. 1 9 0 9 correspondent »: Photo by American Press Association. Here are few facts about Harold Pmupelly. Vale halfback, who saved his team from defeat against Prince ton recently by kicking a goal from the field in the last few minutes of play: He Is a New York state boy hailing from Oswego. Is twenty-two years old. five feet ten inches and weighs 183 |K>unds. He prepared for the New Haven university at Hotchkiss school. Rich Mincemeat. Last yeur he played brilliantly on the This recipe makes a rich mincemeat freshman team. His kicking of field and one that will keep all winter: To goals won many hard fought games for two cupfuls of chopped meat put six Better Left Unsaid. cupfuls of chopped apple measured Here Is a case of misplaced gener the “ freshies.” Next season he is sure after chopping, one-fourth pound each osity. The guilty party meant well, of a place us halfback on the Vale of stewed and chopped dried peaches, but her manner of showing It wasu't eleven. apricots and prunes, one-fourth pound what you might call tactful. It was Burns May Be Made a Regular. chopped citrou, one-eighth pound of at a bridge party. Ice cream and wa In all probability Burns will be a chopped candied lemon peel, one pound fers were served. raisins, one pound currants, one tum “ Miss Ghyoans,’’ urged the hostess, regular In the Giant outfield next sea blerful cranberry Jelly, one teaspoon son. He loomed up strongly In the "do have some more ice cream.” ful cloves, two teaspooufuls each of games he was in this year, and it w?as “ No. really, I” — allspice and mace (or nutmeg), four “ Oh, don’t be so dainty or I’ll tuink a matter of speculation why he W’as tenspoonfuls cinnamon, one-half tea you don’t like it " not used ofteuer. George is not twen spoonful ginger, one teaspoonful black ‘Well, just a mouthful.” ty-two years old. He has been picking pepper, five tablespoonfuls salt, one ‘Ah. that's right. Jane, fill Miss up rapidly, and uuother course of quince chopped, five cupfuls sweet ci Gbyoan’s plate for her!“ —Cleveland spring truiniug should about fit him der. one cupful vinegar, three cupfuls Plain Dealer. for a regular berth In the Gir.nt out molasses, four cupfuls brown sugar, field. Her Own Idea. the juice and grated rind of one lemon This was Burns’ first season In fast and one orange. Mix in a large pan Two little girls became involved in a company. Following his usual policy. and let It simmer slowly for a day. quarrel tbe other day which culminat McGraw gave the Utica boy plenty of ed in physical violence. One of the time to absorb baseball knowledge mothers took her little daughter to Every youngster, no matter how tal New England Boiled Dinner. Take two and one half pounds beef tusk very severely. Wishing to cmplia ented, Is In need of polish which only and two pounds lean and fat pork. size tbe enormity of her offense, the can be attained by actual experience. Put meat on to boil at 3:30 o’clock and mother said. “ It's the devil who tells This is the reason w hy the “ Little Na prepare the following vegetables: One you to do such naughty things.” poleon" puts all his rookies through a The little girl replied between sobs. bench course in preparation for the big medium head of cabbage cut in four ‘He may have told me to pull her hair, show, and the fans know how well it pieces, eight medium size potatoes but I thought of kicking her shins all has worked. pared, four turnips pared, cut in qunr ters, four parsnips cut lengthwise, by myself.” —McCall's Magaziue. four carrots cut the same way. Put In Callahan Has Real Slugger For First. His Present. the cabbage at 4:15, turnips at 5:10, Jimmy Callahan of the Chicago “ I don’t know’ what to buy for my carrots at 5:20, potatoes at 5:30, pars White Sox seems to have picked up a nips at 5:40 and keep steadily boiling. husband’s birthday He has stacks of prize in Borton. the young first base Following this schedule all the vege neckties.” man who finished the season with Chi “ Cigars?” tables will be done at the same time cago lust full. Borton not only ban “ lie gives them to his friends.” for a 6 o'clock dinner. Garnish the died himself well around the bag. but “ Suspenders?” meat and cabbage with parsley and “ He wears n belt. I know what I’ll lie was fourth among the league hit slices of carrots. Add pickled beets do. I’ll buy him a hall rug and u pair ters, having an average of .371 in thir and steamed brown bread. of bedroom curtains.” —New York ty-one games. This record may be but a flash In the Journal. Christmas Surprise Loaves. pan. though good judges of ball play Take ordinary light bread dough and ers see in Borton n coming star. Bor Startling. carefully mold into tiny loaves and Manager (of tbe Breezy Burlesque ton is scarcely twenty-one, well built hake In Individual tins that each loaf Barnstormers)—Isn't there some sensa and fast on his feet. He appears to may be entirely surrounded by crust be by far the best youngster Chicago When the loaves have become cold and tional stunt we could pull off here In has picked up iu some years. firm cut off an end of each and scoop your town, some original advertise out the soft part, leaving only the crust ment that would get talked about and Change Penn Coaching System. shells. Fill the vacuities thus made catch the crow’d? Rural Landlord- Dissatisfied wdth the coaching meth with divluity fudge, etc., then place Yes: you might try paying your board ods In vogue at the University of Penn the ends back on the loaves and secure In advance.—Satire. sylvania. a number of wealthy gradu with ribbons wrapped endwise around Fairy Tales. ates have banded together to raise a them and tied with a big bow on top. Why don’t pftpa ever tell me fairy large amount of money with w’hlch These boxes look too cute for any thing and keep the candies so moist tales, mamma?” said the little boy to engage George Brooke to take charge of the Red and Blue football and fresh that they may be made whose mother had Just told him one. “ Oh. my son,” replied the mother, team next year. weeks before the Christmas rush. i t keeps your father busy telling Brooke is at present coaching the I them to me.” —Yonkers Statesman. Swartbmore eleven, which was one of Christmas Cherry Salad. the three minor colleges coached by Pit the cherries by cutting n little Strange. Penn graduates to take the measure of slit In one side of the fruit. Slip the “ There goes RifTels. He’s a good Penn this season. The offer will be meat of a filbert Into each cherry. friend of mine. You have never heard put up to the advisory council for ac Make a dressing as follows: Put one- him say anything unkind about me.” tion. half cup vinegar on the stove. When I never have. And. strange to say, he It bolls remove and stir In two beaten knows you quite well.” —Birmingham French Bantam Built Like Langford. eggs When cold add one pint whipped Age-Herald. Charles Ledoux, tlie French bantam cream One tablespoonful sugar and who recently came over to America, some salt may be added to the dressing Sardonic Glee. can fight just as well with his left or If so desired. *Tvc got a new attachment for the his right leg extended. During a fight family piano,” said Mr. Growcher. “ and he occasionally adopts the K. O. Brown Sugared Popcorn. One tablespoonful of butter, three tn- It’s a wonderful Improvement.” attitude. “ What Is it ?” blespoonfuls of water, one large cupful He is eallcd tbe “ Little Sam Lang “ A lock and key.” —San Francisco 'o f granulated sugar. Boil five minutes ford.” He is short and has a tremen Chronicle. : without stirring, then put in three dous torso, with small legs. 1 quarts nicely popped corn and stir for His reach Is six Inches longer than The Explanation. a moment. Take the kettle from the Stranger—How does It happen that bis height, which is five feet one inch. tire and stir until each kernel is sep your name Is Smith and your moth He is a freak in this respect, as an or arate, which It will be in a very few dinary man’s reach Is the same as his er’s name is Brown? | moments. Small Boy— \\ hy, she married again, height and I didn’ t —New York Globe. Chili Sauce. Germans Rush Olympic Stadium. One quart tomatoes (ripe) peeled, Work will be pushed on the new Some Shine. — one pepper chopped or one half salt- Old Gent—What do you wear specs Olympic stadium nt Berlin, where the spoonful cayenne, one-half teaspoon Olympic games will be held in 1916. it for, boy? ful of cloves, one half teaspoonful of will probably be finished in time to Bootblack—Cos I puts such a shiny allspice, one heaping teaspoouful salt, celebrate the twenty-fifth anniversary shine on gentlemen’s boots that it one-half cupful brown sugar, one cup of the kaiser’s accession, which will hurts tne eyes.—Tit-Bits. ful vinegar. Cook three hours slowly. occur next year. The stadium Is to lie in the middle of No Sentiment. Cranberry Jelly. file large Grünewald race course on the " I see you carry a lock o f your One quart of cranberries, one pound west side of Berlin. It will be about of sugar and one-half pint of water wife’s hair in your pockeflx>ok.” half an hour’s ride by train from the “ Oh. I Ju«t brought that downtown Wash the berries and boll in the wa to try to match It for her/*— Wiscon ceuter o f the city. ter ten minutes, then wash and strain. sin State Journal. Return to kettle, add sugar and boil Frenchmen Want Yankee Trainer. rapidly fifteen minutes until it jellies, Light Lunch. American conches will he asked to and turn out to cool. Mr. Eskimo—What, are we to have help prepare the French athlete* for candles again today for lunch? Mrs. the next Olympic games. Tills Is the Mock Sausage«. Eskimo—Light lunch, my dear, light outcome of the poor performance of Into a cupful of thick white sauce lunch.—New Orleans Times-Democrat French nthletes nt Stockholm and the 1 stir the beaten yolk of an egg, one tea- brilliant showing made there by the , spoonful of lemon juice and two cup Ang.r, Americans. France has taken the les fuls of chopped cold cooked fish. Shape “ Why did you destroy A lly 's let- | son of tbe games to heart and is form , to simulate sausages, dip each one la ter?" Ing an organization already to get ! egg and breadcrumbs and fry in deep “ I was tearing mild. '— Philadelphia ready a representative and properly fa t f-edger. trained team for the Berlin game«. ---------- — ----------- The Secret Terror Same Fares apply to Colton, Pasadena, Riverside and San Ramar.iino, with corresponding Low Fares rrom Intermediate Points and stopovers going or returning and »ong return limit Descriptive and Interesting Literatur Golden K a te may In» obtair Pa ce lie Agent. 01 Two packing boxes hinged as shown and fitted with casters make a very convenient portable closet, says Pop ular Mechanics. It can be folded flat against a wall or tttted into a corner, I f furnished with shelves it can be used as a bookcase or tool closet, and when fully opened it makes a handy workbench. Two projecting strips are fitted on the Inside of one box so as to fit tight ly against the inner top and bottom surfaces of the other box to increase the rigidity of the box when closed. The addition of casters makes the opening, closing and pushing about very easy. An ornamental hasp or lock can be fitted If desired. R. C.SMINI, V.-Pres. I. M HAZARD, CatAlar S o m e F a c ts A b o u t P u m p e lly , She sat alone, and so did 1, This damsel with the form divine. H er lipa were red as cherry pie. But only once h e rv y es met mine. Oh, there wus glory In her face! H er cheeks were pink as any rose H er every move was one o f sr|ce. And Grecian was, I think, her nos< IT D I S T K in i 'T O K S :> o She looked at nut and sweetly smiled. N o fa irer face I'd over seen. As w insome as a little child. 1*11 bet she wasn't past eighteen. H er hair was golden us the sun. H er eyes W’ere orbs o f wondrous blue. She looked at me and smiled as one That 1 might well have spoken to. 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T h e invention of the M azda Lamp has caused thous ands of people to have their houses and stores wired for electric light. If you are n o t now using it, come in for a moment to-day and let us p r o v e to y o u r entire satisfaction that this wonderful new lamp has made electric light as cheap as it is convenient. Coquille River Electric Co \