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Cousin BUI HohenxoUern didn’t gel
an invitation to th at royal wedding in
England, but ha didn’t have to buy a'
wedding prêtent, either.—Brooklyn
Eagle.
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being fed by eharity, Trotsky pai
long enough to eay th at the Se
would you choose?"
Thu boy promptly pointed to tho
brightest star in tight. “That big
one over there!” he gaid.
The men had addreeeed the boy
turned to hie companion. “Ae a m at
ter of fact,” he aaid, "there are other
■tare in the heavens, which the boy
cannot *ee, that are fa r brighter and
bigger than the one he choae. But
he didn’t know the other stars were
there—and eo he couldn’t choose
AgOU BEN SELLING
them. That’s why you/ product isn’t
selling. People simply do not know
It exists."
“I know what you mean,” said the
first man, “advertising. But I have
tried advertising in the past—two or
three times—and it didnt work.”
' , His companion seemed preoccupied
with the- stars, . . “If we stand
here and watch the sky for a few
minutes," he Anally said, “we shall
see a shooting star. , It will spurt
across the heavens for a second, and
theft it will die out. There are thous
ands Of shooting stars every night.
People pay little attention .to them
approximate all and they are blatantly forgotten.
lUng. In busmens That’S the kind of an advertiser yon
, In philanthropy
“The Pole Star,” continued the
speaker, “he* stayed on the jo b -to
Selling op a pedestal whose corn«- long and ao faithfully th te its Very
stone is his love of hie fellow man. name has eome to mean *a guide, a
His life has reached the allotted controlling principle.’ And that’s the
•pan; yet the hope is (Eat the tanda way to advertise. There are certain
run slowly and the years he remaihs products today whose names are re
with us be many.
It was ef such garded as a guide to satisfaction and
that Leigh Hunt had in mind when a controlling principle of quality.
In this
he wrote the p o g s th at always wtU They are the pola-atara.
present econemie situation, the pole-
UVAbou Bw felling, may his tribe stars are doing the business.”-
of thè world.”—New Yark Montine
increase.
Talegraph.
OLD POPULIST PLAN
THROWING MOEEY^AWAY
V e are gle^ te bm Beveridge
“conte back” in Indiana and wtb thè r Congress has p a ste ^ jm act eresi-
r e pubi ics n nomination ior tho Upltef
States sanate «ver H arry New, thè
old guard candidata. Wo shoukln’t
bo, bevevo* il ero, thought -»bere waa
any danger he would jote bis formar Nary,* of this state, voted against all
hut one of these new judgshipe deem
ing the other tweftty-fcwo unnecessary.
1. “Enactment of legislation spe
cifically authorised the organisation
of institutions to radiseount the paper
of livestock loan companies, and the
epaad all that <
This is not a
esaity «rose, but this turning out a
batch ef two sc o n a t one grist is
somatiling brand new—a “judge raid
log rolling bffi,” as K is termed. With
about half tha «anators interested te
gutting this “pork” for their consti
tuents, if. was no vendor the ' “You
Down in California t
perintendent of public
■ays th a t slackers to tb
schools a r t costing tha state $7,00#,-
000 a year. Bar haps i
the right word. Hs calls thorn ”ro-
poators,” moaning those who fail to
pass te their grades and have to go
bask and taka tha same work a
ond time. Children of th at Idtol
tately lack “th a t something," about
which we heard last Friday night.
Perhaps “pop'* te the ward. They
need to have their ambit
and eome to realise how
cation moans; and how they will bo
handicapped all through life if they
don’t make the m ast of their educe
tional opportunities.
T h a t t a r if f f e t is h
Everyone who has studied present
world conditions knows th at a hotter
foreign market for our surplus pro
duets would do a great deal to put
an end te unemployment in this coun
try.
Tho logical conclusion would
•eem to be that we ought to do ev
erything poeeible to »umore obstacles
to foreign trade—provide bettor
channels for the barbote o f our prin
cipal seaports and encourage in ev
ery way poca M e the development of
foreign commerce.
If, instead of
th A Ceag tem should go to work to
■pend millions to dollars to obstruct
those channels and enact laws requir
At the done at an article on Chaun ing high license fees from every ship
eey M. Depew’s 88th birthday the engaged te foreign commerce, there
Springfield Republican says:
“Mr. Depew’s career, whatever its
limitations, te a long lesson te the
practical value of good will. On tho
personal side, it illustrates tho value
of humor and generous sentiments aa
• preservative of nervous energy
to our tariff duties la Jbet aa much a
Theta a good hunch for e n
young man to take to heart. Even ae hindrance to foreign eommeree as it
to those “limitations” tho Republican would be to fill up the channels of
finds some compensations for It says our harbors and destroy our light
houses.
that while he ”ie not of the type that
But Congress la just now engaged
fights the spiritual battles of the
race
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no one can read his te the crazy scheme of increasing
’Memories of Eighty Years’. without tariff duties and making the tariff
seeing that in many .ways his open- wall higher. This, inspite of tho fact
mindedness and conciliatory temper that the nations of Europe owe ue
served well the public no lees tim , billions of dollars, and since wo have
the groat railroad corporation with got control of tho groater part of tho
world’s gold supply there is no way
which he has been connected for
on earth they can pay us except te
years.”
goods ef their own production.
“What fools these mortals be.” le n t
it about time to stop worshipping the
tariff fetish T
A LHSJSON FROM THE STARS
In the garden of a country home
two men were talking. Near them
■at a email hoy, looking at the start.
Said one of the men > ”1 am snak
ing a product that I know te the bo n
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more adequate supervision and in
spection of t)ie livestock which fur
nishes security for the paper.”
S. “F rank recognition of the need
for the orderly marketing of agricul
tural products in,a mors gradual way
and over a longer period, and tha ad
justment of existing banking laws
and regulations with this end te view.
S. “Establishment of a rediscount
facility to make it poeeible a t all
times for co-operative marketing or
ganizations to obtain adequate funds
fOr th flr operatons.”
4. “Extension of powers at the
federal reeerire banks to include the
purchase te tha open m arket of eli-
•mount ef brunch banking within a
limited radius of the parent teetitu-
tion.” ’
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Just road th at fourth proposition
agate; the one proposing a warehouse
system and fededal bank credits
based on farm products stored te
those warehouses. We can well re
member when the populists proposed
something of th at kind and with what
■corn and contumely ft was greeted
by the republican politicians.
To
hear them talk about it, you would
understand it wee tfee craziest sug
gestion ever mads outside of an in
sane asylum and its authors were
qualifying for dunce cape as econo
mists.
The ridicule th at was poured out on
this suggestion and the tearca«m to
which it was subjected was the prin
cipal feature of a t least one political
campaign. And yet, as Is so often
the case, the stone that the buiklere
rejected has become an essential'part
BETTER FOR THE POOR
Prohibition has reformed eot* de-
dares Evaagaline Booth. Command-
*r of the Salvation Army te America,
in a statement announcing th at since
thp enactment of the Volstead Act
drunkenness among the poor has al-
moat entirely disappeared and th at
the aaefey which formerly went into
tha barroom till is now going Into
bank deposits. 1» their replies to a
questionnaire ten t to them from Sal-
vatioa Army Headquarters, the s -
d a l secretaries said cases of drunk-
•nneas are now the exeeptien among
men who frequent Army hoatehteO,
shelters ami industrial homes. Ae-
cording to the itgtw nm t, as it ig
supplied by the Salvation Army last
year, pod it is oa these two million
cases th at our escrutarlas baaq their
answers. la ana hostelry It tifisi re
ported th at ISO men who have never
been known to keep a dollhr more
than twenty-four hours now have
deposits ranging from $100 te $600.
These are unusually bright instances,
but everywhere the workers of the
Salvation A m y have found a marked
increase in th rift and prosperity and
a decrease in drunkenness. -
“In refutation of the charge that
drunkenness has increased since pro
hibition, Commander Booth cites the
fact that the Salvation Army’syan-
nual ‘Boozers’ Pay,’ when drunken
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men and women were csllected from
the streets, fed, clothed and prayed
with, has bean abandoned and the day ■
given over to entertaining the news-
boys and poor youngsters of the city.
“Because prohibition has cleared
our park benches of drunkards, we
are a£>le to entertain 5,000 boys un
der 14 j e * n old in New York City on
this day, these boys being benefltted
because one of the greatest curses of
humanity had been placed beyond the
reach of men- and women.”
F rom Ohio me hear:
«1 decided to bake two cakes at the *ame
dm*, w ing Royal Bsdong Powder in one,
«»d another powder in the other. The
ca|M m*de with Royal was eo appetizing
and delicious, eo fin ely grained ayd
cake wae not a «
Mrs. G .P. Y.
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Senator Patterson
The Graphic, as previously stated,
does not intend to take day very
prominent part in politics this year,
b u t.a fte r the meeting of last Satur
day, we cannot refrain from stating
our beliefs on the governor race. We
listened to the speeches of the var
ious candidates and (hard their plat
forms and their pledges of tax redac
tion and were %reatiy pleased to note
that all believed th at taxes' agios Id
be lower. Even Governor Olcott, un
der whose rule taxes have reached
the highest stage ever known in the
states history, was represented by a
letter In which he thought that soma
reduction of taxes might be wrought.
However, to our minds, the out
standing figure te the republican
gubernatorial race is Senator Patter-
eon of Polk, county. Mr. Patterson
has the appearance of a governor.
Ha has the bearing', the dignity, the
poise. But better than these, he has
the experience and the other qualifi
cations needed. His speech ^ a s to
the point, and yet comprehensive,
and judging bp the appiana# which
punotuated hie remarks the audi
ence waa completely won over by hie
outspoken manner sad hie directness
of attack Upon the issues of tho cam-
An Improved Obituary
In the early dayi it used to be quite
a fad for one old-timer to write a
long obituary of soma other old-timer
who had passed on and print it in the
papers.
Among them were John
Haley and Jim Hawley. It la told
th at Mr. Haley, on one occasion,
wrote a column or mom about an old
friend who had died and concluded It:
“Let us pause and on his bier drop a
tear.” A drunken printer thought
he could, improve it eo he eot it up:
“Let us panes and oa his 'bier drop i
te an see of being the I
Pacific coast* the saying
“milk t o r m entality.’
Cleveland last week le
statement th at his pupil
¿»ttles oL-milk monthlj
lupches. Ae there are t
days on an average cadi
would mean 200 bottle
m eal Another little etat
drop that give# some I
great a demand q»s och
concerns the enrollment
«2 per cent this yeareove
pondteg parted a year ag
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The Sentinel and to* O
er both fe rtfR J f • F*ar,
Lloyd George may not know the
meaning ef the word “paaa tile buck,”
but he must chuckle now and then as
h# sees who te fighting Pe Valera.—
Boston Herald.
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Your opportunity to get your busi
ness in good shape was never better
than now. The wise merchant will take
advantage of present conditions and
give his business a good “going over,”
eliminate leaks and wasteful methods.
7 Mr. Patterson's friands, and ha has
numaroua friands .in this locality,
■peak very highly of him. Moreover,
nis opponents te the race for gover
nor cannot find any flaws with the
senator. M anöver, his view» coin
cide thoroughly withour own.
Ha
believes th at taxps should be reduced
by measures of economy ^ n d pro
poses, if elected governor, to abolish
and snforee practical economy te
government. However, he does not
relieve te the destruction of our
state’s necessary institutions, and his
past record of achievemoht Is a guar
antee that he will carry out his state
ment«.
One thing which should appeal to
•he people of this locality is the fact
Mr. Patterson is a dirt farm er. This
¿act assures his te tercet te the farm
er and aa understanding of the ex-
oeesive burdens whieh ho hat had to
rear. Mr. Patterson aa governor may
aaleiy be counted upon to put a stop
u> some of the needless state eapen
Uitures and a constructive program
ior the etate’e development along
tines that will insure permanency
may be looked for under Bis leacer-
ship. We have previously refrained
irom any espousal of the candidacy
of any of the men who were seeking
tMfe nomination for the reason that
we did not feel sufficiently acquaint
ed with the candidates.
However,
since attending the‘meeting here and
meeting Senator Patterson, and since
talking with many prominent people
of this community about them, we
cannot fail to believe th at Senator
Patterson is the one who should be
the choice of the people for gover
nor.—Newberg Graphic, April 20,
1222.—Advt.
tear, p r two.” The proofreader, also
sousad, decided it was up to him to
add something, so he made it read:
“Let u t pause and on hie bier drop
a tear or tWo, or perhaps - three.”
When the obituary came out in the
paper th at way Uncle John resigned
as obituarist for Boise.—Idaho Paper.
Time to
Clean House
I f we can help you work out your
plane toward building up your -business
and conserving that which you already
have we will take pleasure in serving
you.
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of Coquille, Oregon
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