IVI - p Ir J y ■ SäiSS? MAT I. u a esas The Senti A a o o o MSIN IN a ' • H. W. YOUNG, I i I r~ _» ’ 1 • v f ’j ; . Cousin BUI HohenxoUern didn’t gel an invitation to th at royal wedding in England, but ha didn’t have to buy a' wedding prêtent, either.—Brooklyn Eagle. ______________ being fed by eharity, Trotsky pai long enough to eay th at the Se would you choose?" Thu boy promptly pointed to tho brightest star in tight. “That big one over there!” he gaid. The men had addreeeed the boy turned to hie companion. “Ae a m at­ ter of fact,” he aaid, "there are other ■tare in the heavens, which the boy cannot *ee, that are fa r brighter and bigger than the one he choae. But he didn’t know the other stars were there—and eo he couldn’t choose AgOU BEN SELLING them. That’s why you/ product isn’t selling. People simply do not know It exists." “I know what you mean,” said the first man, “advertising. But I have tried advertising in the past—two or three times—and it didnt work.” ' , His companion seemed preoccupied with the- stars, . . “If we stand here and watch the sky for a few minutes," he Anally said, “we shall see a shooting star. , It will spurt across the heavens for a second, and theft it will die out. There are thous­ ands Of shooting stars every night. People pay little attention .to them approximate all and they are blatantly forgotten. lUng. In busmens That’S the kind of an advertiser yon , In philanthropy “The Pole Star,” continued the speaker, “he* stayed on the jo b -to Selling op a pedestal whose corn«- long and ao faithfully th te its Very stone is his love of hie fellow man. name has eome to mean *a guide, a His life has reached the allotted controlling principle.’ And that’s the •pan; yet the hope is (Eat the tanda way to advertise. There are certain run slowly and the years he remaihs products today whose names are re­ with us be many. It was ef such garded as a guide to satisfaction and that Leigh Hunt had in mind when a controlling principle of quality. In this he wrote the p o g s th at always wtU They are the pola-atara. present econemie situation, the pole- UVAbou Bw felling, may his tribe stars are doing the business.”- of thè world.”—New Yark Montine increase. Talegraph. OLD POPULIST PLAN THROWING MOEEY^AWAY V e are gle^ te bm Beveridge “conte back” in Indiana and wtb thè r Congress has p a ste ^ jm act eresi- r e pubi ics n nomination ior tho Upltef States sanate «ver H arry New, thè old guard candidata. Wo shoukln’t bo, bevevo* il ero, thought -»bere waa any danger he would jote bis formar Nary,* of this state, voted against all hut one of these new judgshipe deem­ ing the other tweftty-fcwo unnecessary. 1. “Enactment of legislation spe­ cifically authorised the organisation of institutions to radiseount the paper of livestock loan companies, and the epaad all that < This is not a esaity «rose, but this turning out a batch ef two sc o n a t one grist is somatiling brand new—a “judge raid log rolling bffi,” as K is termed. With about half tha «anators interested te gutting this “pork” for their consti­ tuents, if. was no vendor the ' “You Down in California t perintendent of public ■ays th a t slackers to tb schools a r t costing tha state $7,00#,- 000 a year. Bar haps i the right word. Hs calls thorn ”ro- poators,” moaning those who fail to pass te their grades and have to go bask and taka tha same work a ond time. Children of th at Idtol tately lack “th a t something," about which we heard last Friday night. Perhaps “pop'* te the ward. They need to have their ambit and eome to realise how cation moans; and how they will bo handicapped all through life if they don’t make the m ast of their educe tional opportunities. T h a t t a r if f f e t is h Everyone who has studied present world conditions knows th at a hotter foreign market for our surplus pro­ duets would do a great deal to put an end te unemployment in this coun­ try. Tho logical conclusion would •eem to be that we ought to do ev­ erything poeeible to »umore obstacles to foreign trade—provide bettor channels for the barbote o f our prin­ cipal seaports and encourage in ev­ ery way poca M e the development of foreign commerce. If, instead of th A Ceag tem should go to work to ■pend millions to dollars to obstruct those channels and enact laws requir­ At the done at an article on Chaun ing high license fees from every ship eey M. Depew’s 88th birthday the engaged te foreign commerce, there Springfield Republican says: “Mr. Depew’s career, whatever its limitations, te a long lesson te the practical value of good will. On tho personal side, it illustrates tho value of humor and generous sentiments aa • preservative of nervous energy to our tariff duties la Jbet aa much a Theta a good hunch for e n young man to take to heart. Even ae hindrance to foreign eommeree as it to those “limitations” tho Republican would be to fill up the channels of finds some compensations for It says our harbors and destroy our light houses. that while he ”ie not of the type that But Congress la just now engaged fights the spiritual battles of the race . . . no one can read his te the crazy scheme of increasing ’Memories of Eighty Years’. without tariff duties and making the tariff seeing that in many .ways his open- wall higher. This, inspite of tho fact mindedness and conciliatory temper that the nations of Europe owe ue served well the public no lees tim , billions of dollars, and since wo have the groat railroad corporation with got control of tho groater part of tho world’s gold supply there is no way which he has been connected for on earth they can pay us except te years.” goods ef their own production. “What fools these mortals be.” le n t it about time to stop worshipping the tariff fetish T A LHSJSON FROM THE STARS In the garden of a country home two men were talking. Near them ■at a email hoy, looking at the start. Said one of the men > ”1 am snak­ ing a product that I know te the bo n I an* ■-! - ab . ‘___ £%... _____________ more adequate supervision and in­ spection of t)ie livestock which fur­ nishes security for the paper.” S. “F rank recognition of the need for the orderly marketing of agricul­ tural products in,a mors gradual way and over a longer period, and tha ad­ justment of existing banking laws and regulations with this end te view. S. “Establishment of a rediscount facility to make it poeeible a t all times for co-operative marketing or­ ganizations to obtain adequate funds fOr th flr operatons.” 4. “Extension of powers at the federal reeerire banks to include the purchase te tha open m arket of eli- •mount ef brunch banking within a limited radius of the parent teetitu- tion.” ’ - Just road th at fourth proposition agate; the one proposing a warehouse system and fededal bank credits based on farm products stored te those warehouses. We can well re­ member when the populists proposed something of th at kind and with what ■corn and contumely ft was greeted by the republican politicians. To hear them talk about it, you would understand it wee tfee craziest sug­ gestion ever mads outside of an in­ sane asylum and its authors were qualifying for dunce cape as econo­ mists. The ridicule th at was poured out on this suggestion and the tearca«m to which it was subjected was the prin­ cipal feature of a t least one political campaign. And yet, as Is so often the case, the stone that the buiklere rejected has become an essential'part BETTER FOR THE POOR Prohibition has reformed eot* de- dares Evaagaline Booth. Command- *r of the Salvation Army te America, in a statement announcing th at since thp enactment of the Volstead Act drunkenness among the poor has al- moat entirely disappeared and th at the aaefey which formerly went into tha barroom till is now going Into bank deposits. 1» their replies to a questionnaire ten t to them from Sal- vatioa Army Headquarters, the s - d a l secretaries said cases of drunk- •nneas are now the exeeptien among men who frequent Army hoatehteO, shelters ami industrial homes. Ae- cording to the itgtw nm t, as it ig supplied by the Salvation Army last year, pod it is oa these two million cases th at our escrutarlas baaq their answers. la ana hostelry It tifisi re­ ported th at ISO men who have never been known to keep a dollhr more than twenty-four hours now have deposits ranging from $100 te $600. These are unusually bright instances, but everywhere the workers of the Salvation A m y have found a marked increase in th rift and prosperity and a decrease in drunkenness. - “In refutation of the charge that drunkenness has increased since pro­ hibition, Commander Booth cites the fact that the Salvation Army’syan- nual ‘Boozers’ Pay,’ when drunken t- men and women were csllected from the streets, fed, clothed and prayed with, has bean abandoned and the day ■ given over to entertaining the news- boys and poor youngsters of the city. “Because prohibition has cleared our park benches of drunkards, we are a£>le to entertain 5,000 boys un­ der 14 j e * n old in New York City on this day, these boys being benefltted because one of the greatest curses of humanity had been placed beyond the reach of men- and women.” F rom Ohio me hear: «1 decided to bake two cakes at the *ame dm*, w ing Royal Bsdong Powder in one, «»d another powder in the other. The ca|M m*de with Royal was eo appetizing and delicious, eo fin ely grained ayd cake wae not a « Mrs. G .P. Y. ROYAL Á - . í l SÍ - BAKING POWDER Absolutely Pure r - f i - f No Alum S en d for Now Royal Cook Book—It’s FREE Royal Baking Powder Co* 130 WUliA» SL, New York Senator Patterson The Graphic, as previously stated, does not intend to take day very prominent part in politics this year, b u t.a fte r the meeting of last Satur­ day, we cannot refrain from stating our beliefs on the governor race. We listened to the speeches of the var­ ious candidates and (hard their plat­ forms and their pledges of tax redac­ tion and were %reatiy pleased to note that all believed th at taxes' agios Id be lower. Even Governor Olcott, un­ der whose rule taxes have reached the highest stage ever known in the states history, was represented by a letter In which he thought that soma reduction of taxes might be wrought. However, to our minds, the out­ standing figure te the republican gubernatorial race is Senator Patter- eon of Polk, county. Mr. Patterson has the appearance of a governor. Ha has the bearing', the dignity, the poise. But better than these, he has the experience and the other qualifi­ cations needed. His speech ^ a s to the point, and yet comprehensive, and judging bp the appiana# which punotuated hie remarks the audi­ ence waa completely won over by hie outspoken manner sad hie directness of attack Upon the issues of tho cam- An Improved Obituary In the early dayi it used to be quite a fad for one old-timer to write a long obituary of soma other old-timer who had passed on and print it in the papers. Among them were John Haley and Jim Hawley. It la told th at Mr. Haley, on one occasion, wrote a column or mom about an old friend who had died and concluded It: “Let us pause and on his bier drop a tear.” A drunken printer thought he could, improve it eo he eot it up: “Let us panes and oa his 'bier drop i te an see of being the I Pacific coast* the saying “milk t o r m entality.’ Cleveland last week le statement th at his pupil ¿»ttles oL-milk monthlj lupches. Ae there are t days on an average cadi would mean 200 bottle m eal Another little etat drop that give# some I great a demand q»s och concerns the enrollment «2 per cent this yeareove pondteg parted a year ag ■ The Sentinel and to* O er both fe rtfR J f • F*ar, Lloyd George may not know the meaning ef the word “paaa tile buck,” but he must chuckle now and then as h# sees who te fighting Pe Valera.— Boston Herald. ' Your opportunity to get your busi­ ness in good shape was never better than now. The wise merchant will take advantage of present conditions and give his business a good “going over,” eliminate leaks and wasteful methods. 7 Mr. Patterson's friands, and ha has numaroua friands .in this locality, ■peak very highly of him. Moreover, nis opponents te the race for gover­ nor cannot find any flaws with the senator. M anöver, his view» coin­ cide thoroughly withour own. Ha believes th at taxps should be reduced by measures of economy ^ n d pro­ poses, if elected governor, to abolish and snforee practical economy te government. However, he does not relieve te the destruction of our state’s necessary institutions, and his past record of achievemoht Is a guar­ antee that he will carry out his state­ ment«. One thing which should appeal to •he people of this locality is the fact Mr. Patterson is a dirt farm er. This ¿act assures his te tercet te the farm ­ er and aa understanding of the ex- oeesive burdens whieh ho hat had to rear. Mr. Patterson aa governor may aaleiy be counted upon to put a stop u> some of the needless state eapen Uitures and a constructive program ior the etate’e development along tines that will insure permanency may be looked for under Bis leacer- ship. We have previously refrained irom any espousal of the candidacy of any of the men who were seeking tMfe nomination for the reason that we did not feel sufficiently acquaint­ ed with the candidates. However, since attending the‘meeting here and meeting Senator Patterson, and since talking with many prominent people of this community about them, we cannot fail to believe th at Senator Patterson is the one who should be the choice of the people for gover­ nor.—Newberg Graphic, April 20, 1222.—Advt. tear, p r two.” The proofreader, also sousad, decided it was up to him to add something, so he made it read: “Let u t pause and on hie bier drop a tear or tWo, or perhaps - three.” When the obituary came out in the paper th at way Uncle John resigned as obituarist for Boise.—Idaho Paper. Time to Clean House I f we can help you work out your plane toward building up your -business and conserving that which you already have we will take pleasure in serving you. Farmers & Merchants Bank of Coquille, Oregon Do you know about them? 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