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4 Hut J'Xi cannot te well If you neglect taking Hood's Karaaparilla when jrou know Jihi auould take It. Impure blood, poor aptite, tiratai lie, nrrvouanesa, that tired fi-ellng-by these and other signs your sys tem demands llcxxl's. et bottl today. Clow cf Health-" Mr bi' a. very Hood r-araparuia 1 TttmTtttttrtTTTtTttttt r K Almost lu the center of Asia, ou the border of Asiatic KumU arJ the eru Chinese Umpire, atanj the Tlan Shan mountain. I Tom the midst of lb Hiu Ouw out aliuoat counties glacier. fonn river reaching to every y tw r. ir i aim eai " l'ur. Ala. A. A. iH.Int i.f Dm i-iuiiiikM Alaive till Mr. Hiiu-e ..amir V IIIOl COlllf 111 lii Mil. and wurk hit w . m -1 ... . w i ,,' glaciers stand re:: rivaling 111 gruu , ir vi ll rwrui- ... - ....,! rt Con an. I ... nhxnl ti try ueur me inosi maiiniic or me iiiiuui SarMaearilla. I took -vi-u bottles and am no lu good hl(h. I lion everyone alio l'V ruinrrh t( rive HimmI'b a fair trial." Man. YViixitu Mm ai.r, 1'arkarford. I 'a. Always Praie-l Hr.Mok Hood's Bar- acarula 13 viar. aaro. ami alwaya apeak In Luiccflt" 11. CuMuaxL. H7 'rry tureat, a l4wtl, aiaa. Hood's Karaaparilla li aol 1 everywhere. In Ui usual liquid, or In tablet form called liniiaht. inn lMaoa Clna Dnllar. Pre- ,-,1. !,.(!. I. lu. Low.IL Mm ,llr 't the whole flan Mian range, Illlll IIOIIIIIIK WOlllli tlN-lir I1IOIU 1111(1117 than to locate It, at least, with regird to the general mass. Yet oil the con trary. when I)r. Wottfrlcd Mor.bacher t't out In the soring of 1 to con- ay a. And alaive them all, somewhere about the ilnt from which t lie greater glaciers seeui to flow, as If It were It aelf the fountain and origin of thetu mIhikIh the miow clail auiuuilt of Klinn 'Ifiirl. a iiiiiJ-hIIc iiynuiild. S' fir mm thl M-uk he lu'en, out ataiidliii; tm the iniMit remarkahle fea "aa if there niifh Urtallle. I'im waa wrilin "Tha !VM "It Jinitlea," he aaid. k. I.J of raiin in it '.' Cbaered by the tlinuicbt, bt tioliuuabu 1 "''e la that region the exploratioim be lated with redoubled energy I irli Allea. "Sieakin of Hie prii-e of gui-eeM,' '. '"'' ' H'.mi ku, "!' nolii-ed that ,i;rtlinir ahead' ni'-aim, aa a reni-ra.' ihin. gcttiug a bald head." I'bieagi Tribune. . ainaplr lafaiua. Intimala Frienil They auaix-ndej you from the Hot Miorta' Club? What had fou doue? VIelim (rhokiiit with wrath) Not a tlank thing! All they could irov agaiuit me waa that I had triiuined a aucker and got hia wad, Junt aa you or auy other atao waiilcl hi- t-ne '. U.ll .. . . ! ! J . I. - All lliBl you are, tuy irienu, aaiu iun lertiirer, aing-ling out an elderly man ait-1 ting in a front aeat, who aieared to lie deeply iutereated, "all that you are, 1 re peat, you ot to heredity and environ oieut." "(Joah !" fielalmed the elderly man, turning red with indignation, "I never had no dealin't with that firm in my life, and I don't owt the in our nobody elaa a blamed ceotj" Nat l.lbelr Be ( liaise. Mra. Neighbor Aren't you golnjf to rail on our old aetioolinnte who ba Just moved Into the next hlorkT Mr. Homer I would like to all on tier, but I don't want to meet her bus band. Mr. Neighbor Oil, there la no dnn ger of nx-ellng hitii. Thry have been married nearly a year. Parental M lal nforinatloa). Taw, what ia a guillotine?" "It's an instrument bearing tome re temblance to a ahirt collar that baa been three or four timea to the laundry, Tom my, but It ia much quicker and mora mer ciful in Ita oiierntion." HOWARD m. BURTON Amarw ar1 fhrnnlnt. ladvUItt, l'ulirnaiik HpN-iuifin prli eai Umd, eillver, l-ad,9i ; old, Hllvar,7.K-; (lltl. Ouei r.laour loiiper.vi. 1'ranirla tenia. MitlUna envu.p.a an4 fiiil prlca Hat aent ou arvO'Wtlno. Conlnit and l ru- C ir work aillulUML lrantauat 4 afboaaia km uaal ilaak. mm WftlU. Tm Hlp, Thrt Htrs mmA faarnivr4 t (or Irwauu imi Ml ti HI). I mrtttmw H.rwvh Pirtf.. I'tirllnnd. Orfifiiu 1 -T BY MAIL USSONI t& Mr, Firmer tr Mr. Merchant, Ot Ten Kfio-t What Tout If sal Rights Are? W wilt plr In frrnr hmmln, on approvnt, th Ut nt uthonty and iruilon the Huhttn't. nd fMwt m rr our otTr tnitttilinar ytu to examine tht work wtthuut nnt ir oMiirHt ion to iun hi, 2 ftfium wokl. U you are iMittchi with th book, wt hv k vwy tiilerflHt'mr proi-Hition for your mn-HM.-nitHHi. PmiI c Dia r bulinf ( No. 7 Man cock liklkT., Konttle. fV aaxhlllHtult. The r Sower V Bai No ftccond Oitmnco UotxJ tHtiMA mv mnk Um moat ot Urn flrsL SEEDS lira IUp laiKrot tii Htm mi Ulunt Uill. fwiy'i Stwrf Annual tor 1908 I M rim I CO.. DtrtNT. UK. MUlElEAM BORAX for Faby'a r i for Pnhy's C othea; for Eye wa h K.c u h Wi h. btcruuinc gun by the iirent KuhhIihi, Sciiiciurr, he apent two full Jean in the III) mediate vicinity of the 'iik. often criewlne rant'in within twenty in I lea o? It, hot'ij;raliliii It with H teleihoto leim at a illMtiiniv of live in Ilea, and Mciilliiit Kinder after glacier which deemed to lead directly to It before he (llaiiivered that It doe not. after H II. Mil lid In the center of the chain, hut on a minor rld.'e at one aide, and th.it all the glaciers flow from a common field of aiiow and hi at the fit of remarkable rlil'e known aa the Marble Wall. It waa In Jure. ir2, that Dorfor Merahaclier, after year of preparation In moutitalti-cllmbing In other parts of the world. Met out with four other Kurmwnna, all pxertH In the work they were now to carry on, to decide the ac tual location ami lmHirtance of Klian Tengrl. The others were a geologlnt. an expert alplulMt fiiglnt-er, a mountain guide, and a preserver of Hiieclineim. They enterml Asia by the Traim rasplun railway to Taahkeut. and 'thence went hy rough Journey over the (Vutral Asian ateppes, hy tranla, to the shore of the Issyk Kill. There their real struggles bgaii. There lay before them, in the almowt ltnMMietrable fast neHHes of the mountains, a complete cnrt-whwl of glaciers, near the hub of which was the peak they sought Setting out around the "tire" with heavy burdens of photographic platen, toolM, anil supplies of all sorts, borne by the explorers and their native Jr teta, they entered iioti river after river of Ice, and with endless toil made their way up each broken, rock -st rewed urfa,e. Sometimes so ragged were theae Ice- paths that not more than two or three miles could be covered In a day. Oil one afternoon, while they were mak ing cntup. a terrific earthquake shock brought down rocky walls and shat tered Ice mastcs. so that they doubled their ability to get out by the wuy they had entered the mountains. tilncier after glacier led them up ward, nt elevations of fifteen to elgli tiHMi thousand feet, only to mnfront them nt Inst with some ro-k wall which i-culd not be scaleil. Vet every now and then the tantalizing peak apjsMired to the right or left or dead ahead of thi'in. Meantime, as their stores were null, they llllnl the packs with fossils and other siieclmen. Their photo graphic plates bii-Htne Invaluable rec ords of mountain-top anoramas. Line hy line their maps were (Directed and rev I siil us they tram! out the mountain st reams. Ily the first winter they had trav elled oniv round the "wheel, and reached the rond to Kashgnr. In that old Central Asian nnirket town they sjxMit the winter, going on freipient ex- oedltlons uu the southeni, anow free rntigea of the Tlati-Shan. The next Biirlng saw theiu, tireless In Ihelr emleavorn, aguiu atteiuptiug some of the same glacier which had turned I hem ImcU the year previous, and tit last, toward the end of that senson. two of tihein. abandoning their (Hirtera at nn elevation of about fifteen thou sand feet, and pushing (Hi nlone tip the Inllchek glacier, suddenly found thiMii- selves at an elevation of nearly twenty thousand feet, directly at the foot of the lonit -sought Khan-Tengrl. which rose four thousand feet hlglsT. unseal able alsive the Icy river. WHIZ" Boiai an I v the Uottla, Watrt ng Napkins. A II dealer Hatule, llnnkli't at m t arlur l anl iinine, lo-. rm itle I n., liaklaiiil, l al Stccl-CIad Grubber Ml SiMpltal, Sfeonyvil, Raalea lliadltd (irabber M.J.. Will pall MORI a.J I AKiER STl'MPS olid LESS imiSB ikaa aay aikar. ' IWliilit Clraalar tmi Prfcaa JOHN S. r.EALL, M.nuUWf III liaatkorae A?eaaa l Portl.ai. Uikjot INSURE YOUR HEALTH COMFORT v on stormv das wearing d 'Je tM SLICKER Clean. -light i fsraaVs f v IfoV i a r . All Important. As the "tenderfoot" turned from time to time to regard the weather beaten face of the limn who sat beside him. lie was conscious (r a hastily averted gaze from a pair of unusually kn'ii eyes. -r!r I sinse there are a gisit many queer characters about here, are n't there?" be ventured. "At tioldcn Notch. I mean." "I reckon there are." and his corn panlon looked off across country as If to make his answer as courteous in was consistent with i'rfn-t truthful tuns. "More -nn more nil the tune. Wasn't much of a crowd to view 'em to-dav. but generally sie:iklng. there Isn't one of our l vs that wants to nils the cliaiuv of seeing' what (imiics In on that express train frisn the east There s a plenty or tne tuys mat 11 go forty miles nnd loe a couple of iikmIi for the sake of It. an' feel well paid. Tw.i-Slriril Mr. I hnrrhlll. iiisiun t'lnin hill, the outhful linns! atiiresuiiin. is tiie son or an Amerlcnti lady, Mrs. (ieorge t'orn- wallls Wcst. formerly of New York. Mr. Chiirchtll Is proud of his A nerl ran strain, ns Is f-ti .wn by a sti h he made when be referred to It os "an einblein of the union of ttie two great Kng!isti-saklng nations.' In this same sinh, alluding to the wisdom of the principle of International arbi tration. Mr. Churchill cited the award In the Alaskan boundary dispute, add li that It was "a lieautlful lllustra tii of the blessedness of arbitration." Wksrenpon one of his aihlllorj ask- r. tt. v. yaiilN wHIIxf toaatawa W 'ill you, sir. lowlly tell n which r jou is now seaklng?" Suc- naar mtu men do you think auuulj tU ateaaal vtt of Uwal "WHO ABE TOCSE, A5TH0W " 4.. I fee G,",U A,.a,r Arllalie4 M-ell. Toward the northern end of the long, narrow Island over which New York piles of brick and atone spread, stands a fine obi colonial mansion, ltefore It oue day last aummer stooj a number of children from the Rast Side, listen ing eagerly to a aweet faced woman. Two rough looking boya, not of th neeaontla anoeared at the edge of tlie group. They were dirty, ragged, and by no meana pnoaeSlng of coun-tenam-e. ( Who are youse, anyhow r The harsh demand, proceeding from one of the Lew arrivals. Interjected It self with startling effect Into a pause In the talk. Tha children turned hastily, and the eaker'i cheek red dened, hut she cheeked berielf. Then, leaving her talk momentarily, aha re plied with the utmost courtesy to the ruile challenge, quite aa If some one naa asked her to have anotner cup of tea. "I'm a nature-teacher from one of the racatlon achooli downtown." she said, pleasantly, "and these are in pupils. We've Just been visiting Fort Washing ton I'ark. to itudy the trees, and now ..V. look Ins at this delightful old il.. .-: .I.-kY when fime-l ViMS ton once stopped" Here Miss It. returned to ber theme, paying no further heed to the boys, although leaving them to listen with the others. If they liked. "My work accustom me to rough manners." aald MUa It., relating the In cident, ''but there' aotnethlng peculiar ly Irritating In that alangy challenge to one Identity. I very nearly re buked the boy, for an example, a we try to teach polltenes a well a nature and history. "Hut I'm learning some thing my self In particular, that If one refuse to take offense, the offense, even when purposely offered, seem to get loat. And I'm finding thl discovery of mine that It take two to make an offense of the greatest use In dealing with children whose way are anything but gentle at first." Ten day later Mlsa It. looked trp from her desk to And the two boy before her, their heavy face lighting up niarvelou'sly at sight of her. For they had tramped for day, from one East K I ile vacation school to another. to find the awect-fiiced woman who had so courteously answered their question, and at her feet they sat until the Bum mer session closed, learning whatever she wished to teach them. 1'ou ace," concluded Miss R., "that nuestlon waa really put In good faith, to ascertain who we were and what we were doing. Thla waa a case where no offense was offered, though you wouldn't have guessed It. And seeing the change In these boys, I'm truly thankful that I stopped to explain who youse' might be, 'anyhow' Youth' Companion. WAS BADLY FOOLED. Tfcoutht lie Waa F.leelad la oareaa and la SHU o. A small grocer In Kansas City gets nervous any time any one commences talking to til iu alxnit Washington, I. sa the St. Ixuls ICepubllc. Ou one occasion be waa accidentally elected to a seat In the lower house of the Missouri legislature. A day or so after the election Mike Casey of that town, who has repre- nted a district lu the bouse several times, hapiened to meet the grocer. The latter was nil smiles over hi elec tion, and he al once commenced talk ing to Mr. Citsey about some good place to stop In Washington. Mr. Casey at once ausMcted thnt the grocer was Ig norant of the olllce to which be bad been elected, having mistaken a seat In the legislature for ono in congress. Further conversation convinced him of this, so he took the grocer aside and gave him aoute valuable points on bow to conduct himself. Among other things, he told him that he ought to go to Washington Just ai soon as he received his certificate of election from the secretary of state, which at best would I only a few days; that after se.k-ctlng his quarters and securing a gi)d seat In tin? house, be should then form the aiiialntniii-e of the president and meuiliers of the cabinet and otherwise make himself ngreeable to public men. Ile alio ad vised him to say nothing about his In temlnl trip to any one, for otherwise he would le liariissdl beyond endur ance by iersolis naming Jobs ami seek ing to obtain promises from hi in. The advie wns acvpt.i with thanks. A few days later the grocer departed for Washington. Mr. Casey waa down at tlie station to see that he got away In good aha. lie was absent a week, and returned home In a very uijly humor. Fortunately for Mm. It sunn that he had the link to fall In with some good Samaritan from Missouri, s'rha Senator Cockrell, soon after he reached the national capital, and the latter gave him some ndvhv that waa well worth heeding It , sus pected that when a history of sourf great men la written this gro cer' name will not head the list. For Lung Troubles Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cer tainly cures cougs colds, b.-cnch!:!i,consufiip:!c2- And It certainly strengthens weak throats and weak lungs. There can be no mistake about this. You know it is true. And your own doctor will MY 60 My MltU koy ha . urrk'a eooih. t Wad evaryllilup- I ruu.-i (Mr f but in tn vol I tri.il ii.il Mi-,,, rart'-ral The otaj nlilit ba u betti-r n. mmiIiIT ln'l"d uiiUI ha ana 1,-nm , aau." alaa. fciaaLa. Aiwa. In. ' WOODEN SHOE AN OUTLAW. SI, l.aala Caarl Deviate f'M S ! araaslaar lalaral. I The ancient and honorable wooden slkuj received an unexpected blow lu the dei'lslou of a St. Loul magistrate that a (rman resldeut of thl city must cease wearing shoe made of tim ber because a dweller lu the same flat vers lOKlPAEIUA. etui. mn VIQCK. Keep the. bowels regular wittt Ayor'a Pillp and thua hattun recover. fecallar llamaae Salt, In a certain town a man brought suit against a hardware comtianv for tio : damages. He claimed that a rope ne nan ooiigiu to commit suicliln with broke ami thus foiled his pinna. After the rpe broke, he aald. he could not tret up murage enough to try It over Juilge. almoat a llahlt. "You know that a number of ..i nent scientists believe III siilrttnr- i.i "Yes.' answered the materialistic person, "but It Isn't the tint time that eminent scientist hsve Mlcved In things that were mighty hard to prove." Washington Htar. rally Eiplalaad. They tell me that es externally applied will cur en.er." "Now I understand why so fPW ,tJ(te people die of that malady." Ju, a Innk at tha tml i . .. -- -..in. i molest .k.ft k - I . w . . . llini r.ri j iwj in luf. world I a tm tlmdM 9 Ik, t) I . .1. tt. - 1 1 ----- u. mi ..lai-a, nana mem- "After a man become old." u.. Allen, "It la to b ix. Society J I'oialna lu Tlaf Vleat nrok' M ".i ! tuiiineaa? Second Uruker - 1 mproviug a little. I'v fot a good barker out ia front of uiy office now. Hear r'rleada. Nan This ia one of aiy latest photo graph, but I d.m't like it bit- 1 hasn't my best expression. Fan 1'erhaps, dear, roil didn't hart jour best completion on. Aaolher .Nature Siorr. To the ta I of tha Jog They tied a hij lof. And patted hi in on the head. Old Tray couldu't mak H i narrative ahuke. And the tail winged the dog Instead. Chicago Tribune. . Seaaetala( Terrlbla. Tommy Teacher, may 1 g out tt aneeae? Teacher That ii uoneceMary, Tommy Toil ran saeete in here without disturbloi anybody. Tommy I guraa you never heard dm oeeie I OATARBHiSSa AISID SYSTEM DISORDERED Catarrh Is not mcrcl an Inflammation cf the tissues of the bead nJ throat, us the Fynird"'" 1 1 rin-inff noists la the ears, mucous i dropping l-r into the throat, continual liawkin? and epittinj, etc., wouli necni t Indl cate : it Is a Hood disease ia which the entire circulatioa an l the greaux could not .!. ou account of the nol. Trt of the aysteta are iavolvcj. Catarrh Is due to t he iprcsenceo , aa exce The law ... the case newha. cf uric acid in the Moo. The 1 trained, whatever the tspilty and the come lorpia ana cua ia inelr action " ' lh7.vStem !e,hi., mar he. Wooden shoe are nut and wote o! the bo U leave It to four Vftf iiWef hllega, and a, one ...no lu the history I J ? . 1n the different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting of a cold will start the secretions and other disustin and disagreeable ayraptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all parts cf the body the ca tarrhal poison affects all prts of the system. The head has ft tijnt, lall feeling, nose continually stopped np, pains above the eyes, 6'ilh' comes and roes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and affected by this disease. It is ft waste ct !2:Stf$Sl time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, lean worn. I triod Trytuinx washes, inhalations, c.2. Tucli treatmenr. JuCu.Ul4 aVa'af ..Vi a! not reach the blood and can. therefore, could a little improvement do nothwij more thaa temporarily relieve r.l?J .rrtlrS.. the discomfort of the trouble To cure Thia waa alz veara airo. an 1 I am rStnrrh Tvrm.incnt! V t ie blocxl mnSC DC ADVICE. TO VICTIMS TELLS READfRS MOW TO PROMPTLY CtRf RMEtMATlSM AT HOME. of nt. Ioul they beat a tattoo on the city' pavement a their owners has tened to their dally toll lu the dim morning hour. It waa not tRe nuir of the street car that waked the later slumberer lu those days, but a- clatter equally Insistent and jieiietrutlng. The wooden shoe ba a history. Mod em civilization took It first steps In them. They encouraged and stood for honesty cu purpose. Nothing much (oiild lie done on the sly In the day of woodeu shoes. Everything was above board. The eavesdrijiHT aud the uild nlght highwayman were practically un known. There could lie no secret gath erings to pl(.,t and conspire. Where (wo men were gathered together or attempt ed to gather everybody In the block knew It. I Md they ascend or descend the stair or rise from their chair to appropriate another pinch of snuff, tha entire household nnd the neighbor were conscto.u of the fact. Wooden ahoes secured thnt publicity so needful to the leading of blameless lives that we now depend uism tin newspapers for. The ontssikeii wood en shoe thwarted those Intrigue that break up families and made IiuimmhI- ble expedltliyis that break up lieu roosts. It belonged with old-ftisliloned honesty and virtue, now much lea marked In these gumshoe day. It I gone, never to return, but where It atlll survive here and there as a relic of the paat It deserves the resiect even of the magistracy. St. Louts Globe Democrat R'.wI.,wt''7tTa7?.5?:.it:,i:!S thorough vruriHed nnd thefyfm cleanse know there i nothing- o.i earth cf nil DcisonS. and Ct t'le hame time i..M.. (,..h.. ,i.aJ n... a. a u " r . ... . t Nobody thllii auoraj nf S. 8. a, than I do. ii.JC4.X30U, Lapaert Kiolu LEGAL IKTOEMATION. Directions to Mi a Simple Preparation nd the Dose to Take Over, conies Kidney ana BUddcr Trouble Pronptly. Tber i o mnch Kheumatism every where that the following advice by an eminent authority, who write for read ers of a large Kastetn daily paper, will be highly appreciated by those whe suffer: (Jet from any good phatmacy one-hall ounce Fluid Extract Dandelion, on ounce Compound Kargon, three ouncei of Compound Hyrup Saraaparilla. Shake these well in k bottle and take in teasDoontuI doseiftar each meal and at bedtime, ae drink plenty ol good water. It i claimed mat tier lew victim of this dread and tortunos disease who ill fail to find rtaly reliel in this simple home-mads m it lire, and Id most cases a permanent re la the re cult. Thla simple recipe ii aid to strength en and clean the elimnativ tiseuea of the Kidney eo that tliey can filter and strain from the bind and system tha poisons, acid and watte matter, which cause not only Rbumatiam, but numerous other diseta. Kvery man or woman here w ho ferb that their kid neys are not healthy ni active, or who suffer from any urinry trouble what ever, should not heslbte to make up thla mixture, as it is certain to d4 much good, and mi sav yon from much misery and suftiiog after while. 'Tha population of ten in the United Slates, from slitiitica oaipiled from tin reports of the cenmis i l'.ss). i 3!I,0.Y.I, 242. Tha population of somen la 'it Har Retard Afalaal Her. Mr. L'pmore (to apilicant for iiositio as cook) Have you eir worked fur Mr lliglimua? Applicant Tis, ma'na: wn week. Mrs. T'pniore - W 1 1 if you suited bei for as lnnr a time a that you wouldn't auit me at ell. tl-vxt wrtr":r. The effect of an official certificate of approval of fire escapes la held. In Iton hrlght vs. Schis'ttler (C. C A. 3d U.). 1 U It. A. (N. K.) limi, to be conclusive In favor of the proRrty owner, a against civil liability to a person In jured on uccount of alleged defect lu them. I'tterlng a letter with a forged sig nature for the pursse of falsely repre senting the bearer to be a friend of the writer, ami giving him standing with persons to whom It may he presented, ia held In People vs. A bee! (N. Y.), 1 I It. A. ( N. 8. ) ":. to be forgery un der the New York statute. The owner of a ' tin eslilng machine engine is held. In Martin v. McCrary (Tenn.), 1 I It. A. (N. S.) 5,10, not to have fulfilled his duty to guard against fires by merely adopting a spark ar rester In general use, where he had been In the liablt or using an additional spark arrester which lie had allowed to 4conie? out of order at the time tuw tire occurred. A railroad company Is held. In Cin cinnati, N. ). & T. I". It. Co. vs. South Fork Coal Company (C. ,C. A. Uth C), 1 I. R. It. (X. K. ) TCI, to be liable for netting fire to lumber stacked with Ita consent on its right of way at the place usually occupied by lumber awaiting transjiortatloii, although the lumlsT In ipiestlon had not been delivered to it for that purpose. The right to cancel a voluntary con veyance of real estate, made to place It beyond tlie reach of a Judgment lu an anticipated action, Is rlcn lei I in Carson vs. Hellles (Ky.. 1 U It. A. ( N. S. KNi", as against the heirs of the grantee, although lis- threatened action had no foundation In law, and the grantee, mon being notified of the con veyance, promised to rcconvey ou demand. 11 la etrenptht-ned and built up. Nothing equals S. S. Xor t'-iis purpo-.e. ic aiiacKa uc disease at Its head, foes down to the rery lottom of the troublo an 1 makes a complete find iostinjf cuie. G. G. S. Icuic.tc3 " - - particle of the catarrhal poison from the blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh and healthy. Then the inflamed mem branes begin to heal, the head is looseneal and cleared, thchawkin r and spittinff cease, every symptom disappears, the constitution is built up and vigorous healta restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as a fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catarrh legla the use of S. S. S. and write us a statement cf your case and our physicians will Send you literature about Catarrh, and give you special medical advica, Without charge S. 43. S. is for sale at all first class dru stores. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. CJL. PURELY VEGETABLE Aa Oalafoa. "Where'," quoted the Met!e par sou, "are the anowa of yesteryear?" "I don't know," answered Mr. Rlrliu Barker, "but If no credit to the street cleaning department thut they aren't lying precisely where they fell. Wash ington Star. Caasldcralloa. "Do you expect iieople to believe the reason you give for advancing prior?" "That Isn't the question," rejoined Dustlu Btax. "They ought to appre ciate my courtesy In condescending to give' any reason at all." Washington Star. Only One "BROMO QUININE." That la I. AX ATI VK BROMil ot'l.NINK. Ixiok lor the aiiimture ol K. . (HtiiVK. l ieu ilia World otar lu Cure a Culil iu One Kay. jIm. Deaiaaalratlai It. "The financial stringency doesn't seem to have affected you much," remarked Dinguss, touching bim for ten. "No," answered Shsdholt, reluctantly handing it over, "and it doesn't seem to kar taught me any gumption, either." Ilia Head. "Now, Archie," sad the teacher, "what have you nuni up your mind t do best fur yourself this year?" Archie iruiintlni. rpr his aboiildef t an adversary) lae made up m ' i i . - ,i . . .. . l iiiinu icr iK K r,.ier ev ry lime ua t'row spltball at me, ma'am." Judge, Heaaaarlaf lllaa, "C'aptsin." aaii) the inif"i einirsion ist, "there art not enmijli life preaerven on this boat." "You mistake, ir," iBwered the indig nant rommamler of the vesp. "W al ways carry a sufficient iiiinfx-r of lif pre servers. W hsve tuo many paaatogert aboard to-day, sir: t bat is all." ynij)5ffigs ,NU a a tZ Ii I u ties dun rn onsTinnTion; Ati naliiin w . ntU Irulw as we onna CloQnsoa. tlin ,.J.m F.lforl1- uall w Dism.l s n!iis cintll Uttl I1 i i- i- iuy. i n -i 1 Vomrn nnd Lhuo" Lnxotiv JJestforAUU rrn .Vfiima 1)1.1 titsijpiv-fuIulEjJrtK 1 ?)is "."Y Genuine wKlcn has'lhe Jull nQme of the Com. pony ' CALIFORNIA .Jig Sr nup Co. V 'l, "xmufoctureri . printed on the se rt 0rw UlU LIKES TALK OF AMERICANS. KasTtlaa Paper, However, SJot Abla lo niallaaalsa Waal la llaaa. Henry Arthur Jones 1ms our supixirt In bla eulogy of tlie Amerlciiii lan guage. "American colloulallnngnge,n he says, "is racier than ours, has more lilte and sting and swiirtns with lusty young idiom struck off red hot with vitality." That Is the secret of the beauty of American. It Is, to employ It for the moment, a real, live tongue, bitting you where you live, and all wool right through. English sounds Insipid and tame after Jt, though to do u Justice, we are gradually assimilating Ameri can Idioms and working them Into the fabric of our i.eeb. It I becoming (pilte common to hear people aay they can not "stand for" a thing, when a few year back they would have aald simply "stand." One hears, too, of a thing lielng a ""soft proposition" or a "tough projxiaitlon." It seems to us that there Is more humor lu American ooll(Miilnllsms. One somehow feels that the mnn who In vented them must have lieen a pleasant fellow. The Knglish colloquialism too often suggests the public house. One should distinguish, however, Is'tween the colloquialisms of America and Its filing. The slang may be a shade too racy even for those who like the col loquialisms. We have known men who liked to affect the American Idiom In their conversation being as baffled hy tlie works of tieorge Ade a was An drew I.ang when reviewing that writ er' "Kables In Slang." Ixindon ;iobe. The laa (ystena. "How do you keep your husband from going to the club?" Inquired the hrlde who wa Just emerging from tha honeymoon. ' "Easy," replied the seasoned matron, "t keep a club for him at bom." Cleveland Plain Iealer. Baaer. Mr. Wllley Ioe she know any thing about bringing up children? Mr. Walley Pure. She' a clot woman and never ba4 acf. Seai villa Journal. Dead lavllea la Ihe llaaqao. On the accession of a new emperer of China he goes lu solemn state to the Temple of Heaven In I'eWlng aid formally announce to hi lmerlal pre decessor the new title and dignities) which be has assumed. These a rice tor are then dutifully Invited to ta banquet of eomiiieuiorutlon, w here aeat are duly reserved for theiu. PltrS CURfD IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. SAKO OINTMKST ia eiia-eu'erri to ear aay cane of Hi'tnnc Mi n t ;ieeilliin or ctnlru'tlnf 1'ilea In S lu 14 uas or uiuuey refunded. SOe. Heaped for lae fMonrers. "It looks odd to see a cemetery right in the middle of a town," said the tiav rler who was walking up and down tk station platform while the train hand were trying to pacify a hot boi. "Why ilon't the people here move it outside til corHration limits?" "Well, it' this way, mister," answered the villager sitting on the nail kef. "That'a an old part o' the town, and ta folks that' In that cemetery settled there first. We csl'late we hain't got no rigfct to mak 'em git out." Chicago Tribua. A Urea Maa'a Mill Pleaaaalrr. 1 . , . . ... ., , . . , . ,. " uwia win unit hi rm. niniinw n.'.n iq. "Senator, said the correspondent, you ' pyru, pie b si reme.lv lu uaa lot l nalr ihUaaaa are quoted as advocating tne abolition ot ; aurinu me mtkliii period. capital punishment. How about that? jnnption, Well," answered Senator Ixitsinun, with a grin, "don't you think capital baa been punished about enough?" lleredltf. The baby was learning to walk. "It'esa ita 'ittle heart!" ejclnimed the fond mother. "It waiMle dess like it big fat papa, doesn't it?" Lumbago. Thl I really Rheumatism of the muscle of the loin and ia character, j Ized by severe, at time agonising, pain ! in the small of the back, allowing thai i ufferer tcareely a moment's rest, I while tha ailment ia at ita worit. It can come from cold, exposure to draft, fiom getting wet leet or wearing wet or damp clothing. It Cannes acute suffer ing, and il allowed to become chronic, it may permanently disable the suffer er. The way to secure quickest relief is to redden the skin over the painful part by rubbing with a fleet) brush or piece of flannel lag, and then apply 8t. Jacob Oil by gentle friction with the band. raaslalenrr la 11 r form. "Why wasu't Mrs. Ie Hmythe-Pey-ater at tho meeting to tnke step to suppress the gambling evil in big cltl"r "She couldn't come. This is the day her bridge whist cluh meets, and she's always such a winner." Uultlmor American. . Vimi !ai- ana all Jiirrons niaaae p.-rmi.iiaiillr mrel by lr. Kline s (eia nrvi lU-Alnrar. h.M for I- Itl'.r. Sitrlai Di!U SM Itaausa. ir. H. IL Mi w, Id.. 1U1 Arch t. CUUafa. farMrom II. former I'esident How thinps has changed here In twenty years! I wouldn't know the town. What has become af h'loogus, who used to shave nntea ana lend money at 2 per cent a month? Hotel Clerk lle'a gone lo hia reward. Former Itesident What ! Is he dead? Hotel Clerk Iad? Not on your life! He's president of a truxt company ia New York. Chicago Tribune. I'liysirinns in various parta of England are complaining that the competition of department of hospitals is ruinously unfair. Uprs Minded. "t'nele fteorge, do you believe Mars is inhabited ?" "Sometimes I do. my boy. and some times I don't. It deH-iids altogether on which one of. the monthly mnitasincs I happen to be reading at I he time." K.nroaraalaB Sold an aiibltloiis youth one d:iy to a young lady: "lon't you think I'd better dye my mustache?" caressing the faintly visible progeny. "I think if you let It alone It will die Itself," said the young lady. Woman'! Home Companion. how' This? We offer One II unit nut Hollars Reward fnraaf eaee n( ( atarrh that cannot b i un-d by lia.l's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Cll K.N EY A CO., Toledo, t We, tha nnrleralvned, hare known W. J. Clieney lor lbs la.t 1 y-ar, and believe him pcrfi'i'llv honorable In ail liiil-noa tranaaetlniia and flnnni-ially able to carry out any obliga tion made bv hi firm. WAI.MNi., KINNAV A MARVI1, W hnle.ale Hriurffl.ta, Toledo. r Mall's Tatarrah Cur ia .ken iiiierna ly, axa Ins: directly upon lha bloo.1 an I miii ona anr ta.'es nl the arntein. Teetiinonlala sent frea. Price 7S eenta per bottle Hold hy all lirnadsta. laku Uail'i Family Pllla lor I onatipauon. la. Slater I know Jack is In love wlta tne. Itrother What make you think no?" Mster-lli hand treinliied when he buttoned my glove for me this morn ing. Itrother linos ngain. I was on, with him last night." Cleveland Ioiider. "OUCH, OH MY BACK" NEURALGIA. STITCHES, LAMENESS, CRAMP TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP ALL BRUISES. SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY TH EY CAN'T RESIST Q Paice 25c and 60c es oil iMArt as -V rMicti rn m mVa mm. BO. a.OO mntt 0M.BO hom -r " avsssrsafseas trt thm OS- ew mmlmm vilZZli.22 5aU,-.!i." i8.61? ShwCnnel Be Eui!ld At Ant sa aiai latraasaaaiaearaaa.- Sa-"V lOT.Ji: af