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About Hillsboro independent. (Hillsboro, Washington County, Or.) 189?-1932 | View Entire Issue (June 14, 1907)
. I Dressing Ncirly every one likes a fine hair dressing. Something to mike the hair more manage able; to keep it from being too rough, or from splitting at the ends. Something, too, that will feed the hair at the same time, a regular hair-food Well-fedhair will be strong, in d will remain where It belongs on the head, not on the comb! Tne beat kind of a testimonial "Bold lor over ixty yeare." Jk MM bf J. C. Avar Co , LoWwU, iers SARUPAillXA. PIUS. UUttf PSCTOtAL. The Dlallas Nalaaaee, The dieting fad prevails to tueb o ax tent In England that numbers of wall known lust., b.ve put tbflr the founda,lon 0f .1) .ubse.juent lm beads together and drawn up a declar-1 provements. auuu ot inuepenuence, Tula sent out Faaalallltioe of Bao-hleealaB;. fifty years hsve witnessed wonder ful cnanirea In most Industries, but none greater than nsve been made In modern be culture. In our grandfath ers days bees were keut In strnw "slft-ps, ug "gums," and box ulvec Af ter tolling through the long summer to lay up a store of sweets, the cold days of autumn saw the bees consigned to the snlphur pit, while their combs of honey were inastipd up and bung In a niuslln bag before the Are to drip, "strained" honey was the result and sometimes there was a decided flavor of bee-bread and brimstone. The Interior of a beehive was a seal ed hook until 18.12. when the genius of Lanjjstrutn, by the Invention of the movable comb-hive, broke the seal and allowed man to scan the wonderful pages. This was the Brst. the revolu tionary step of modern bee-cult u Fertllialaar for Pratt. Tbe growing of fruit demands labor at tbe proper time, and considerable work Is done ' before spring opens. Wbere growers have combined to keep Insects and parasite In check the re sult has been beneficial. If tbe labor and cost of fertilizers must be cousld ered It. Is safe to assert that fruit growers derive larger profits from rasp berries and blackberries thn many of them deserve, as It Is only when pick Ing '! harvesting the crop that tne real labor Is performed. After sucb crops are harvested some fields receive but little care and cultivation, and It Is ldom that manures or fertilizers are applied, though the strawberry is treat ed differently. Enterprising fruit grow ers maintain thnt It pays to give black berry and Taplerry can"- good culti vation, and to apply fertilizers liberal ly, as the Increaaed crop of berries and vigorous vines more than pay tbe ex pense. During periods of drought tne grassy rows of canes must compete fir moisture with Intruders, and It often happens that a dry period sets In Just at the time the berries are ripening, and when moisture Is greatly needed w hen the soli is clear of grass an I weeds, and the surface of the ground loose, tbe loss from lack of moisture Is greatly reduced. m : ,, . - a. - . . -. hh .iiii.ii- I UT Otiplacafi Di,,. wua "Nil M 4 Plea..-. . T- World a utl 'at io ...rias lion. ... MaaVaS Pins or vv ORIS" .L.lirtl""- with all Invitations to country bouses reads tbus: "I am sorry to appear In Hospitable, but my housekeeper and cook cannot arrange to cater for any guest who Is obliged to diet" The food faddist. It seems, has become no end of a nuisance In other people's nouses, and though tbe hostesses might De wining io enuure it, the servants have risen In revolt Complications rise when It Is necessary to feed at the same table' tbe carnivorous, the gramnlvorous and tbe fruglvoroua. Buffalo Commercial. Itetaralaar Proof, of Lara. "I received a lot of rejected manu scripts to-day," said Tltmarsh. via your repuea his friend. "I bad no Idea you bad ambitions to shine s an author." ".Not eiactiy that," said Tltmarsh. "You see, my girl and I quarreled, and sue returned an my letters." Tit-Bite. To-day bee culture Is almost an ex act science. There Is money In the business and the question Is often ask ed : "What are the profits of beekeep ing?" They vary from less than noth ing (when the bees must be fed. be cause the weather Is such tbnt no crop has been gathered) to amounts that are fabulous. One colony, and Its Increase. In Teias, stored 1,000 pounds of borne- -2 ttU jtSn be am,.? If" .....kln P" take r kJ 1 uo la! . 1 . tha con i . km m idtifftiru ,0t ,J,n "Thai ,,lv nia.? .h- lovelorn youth. BaT "lUlIHWslhU. I . .... h-alltlful 'ri. "i ,:i w r . wouid Um " ""T face of tbe feiit trained earth. On tha er ift: 'or - - KU the earim tbs su&way. Well Poultry la Paaaaylvaala. On tbe basis of personal experience the author of a Pennsylvania bulletin discusses the feeding and care of poul try, artificial Incubation, tbe raising of ducks, turkeys and geese on the farm, yuunry uiseaaes, aim related questions. A combination of fruit growing and poultry raising Is especially recoin mended. "Locate your poultry-houses If possible so that the runs will be In an orchard. The fowls will dest thousands of harmful Insects, thus J : j Itsllsa Qua Ua. htllto Drons. Btlnglass Work.r. Itallsa Workr. I - A a Earl? Beslisir. Bmltb JImson la certainly a fresslve Individual. Jones Progressive! downright lazy. Bmltb Well, he's progressive enough u nave spring fever long before win ter anas. pro- Why, he's mint honey In one season. Out this Is decidedly exceptional. Fifty pounds of comb boney or 100 of extrscted would be considered a good average yield. The latter sells, at wholesale, from to 7 cents a pound, and retain at about 10 cents. Comb boney wholesales from 10 to 13 cents a pound, and retails at about 10 cents pound. But Apiculture does not live to Itself alone. It baa been proved, beyond the less. Extravaataaee Its Bar. lie knew She Waa extravilirant hut I SbsdoW of a lonlit hnf mnnv mini nf jia uaa me nerve to propose, nevertbe-1 fruits, vegetables and grain are greatly Improved, both In quantity and qual fty, by tbe agency of the bees In bring- I lug about perfect fertilization of the blossoms. Some flowers remain abso lutely sterile unless pollen Is conveyed to tbein by some mechanical means from some other blossoms. In the swet springtime when the wide-spreading branches of the apple trees sre almost hidden by masses of nlnk and white "Why do you want to marry trier be asked after the manner of her sex. "I'm afraid I'll acquire a bank ac count If I don't." he explalued. Nethlaar hat tha Truth. "All tbe big berries ore at tbe top of iuib dox, i suppose?" remarked sarcastic customer. tho 'Ob, no, ma'am, ' reputsu iiie uom ful dealer. "Most of 'em are at tbe top f the other boxes.'' POLAND CHINA HOGS Pis old notish to wfn to brad tows ot up to-d ft l breeding. Pedigree lurniabsd with evsry pig told. Writs ma your wants. A. L. SWAGGART. ATHINA, OR t CON ..i.j urueuuug-ine trees and Increas ing the prospects for fruit, and the rowis will gnlu great comfort and bene fit by the protecting shade of the trees. Plum trees and cherry tr es are esj)e clally benefited by the presence of the fowls about their roots, peach trees will grow most rapidly and soonest give an abundant shade." The Portland Tile and Mantel Co. W ill beglftrl to ajlvt) you particulars about It brautlful e ram ip, Mtwato, Knamjtxl and Kncaudtlo i.la( wboleaaia aud retail. rlU Icxlar. JAMf S t. BARkf R, Pr. 217 Marquam Bld, fart I and, Oregon m DA TUT TLX H1LLE1 4mrtrnra all tha Him. And ifforl comfort tt 9rj horn in dining rotm, alHtp(na rtMta and avpri hlsrw Wtl tr flttat r i rouMwsuaift, will ant anil of Inln ra anv( hlna Try th nana nrt yn will aavar ls wit Koui tawm. IX ao ftept r Min, afni prpaita ior ito. AftOLO IOMUI, lfl sHaUlk At., BraakljS, T. . - - r - 1 1 1 PAINLESS TENTISTRY SMOablofS U Toa G Elamam tXAMINATfONS TRrC Onlil rmwni.H: Rrliiir Work, p" iooth.s.1: 1'ifttra.ftfl; ailvw ruling, Swci Uo.d filling. II. TALE DENTISTS m rirt iumi i-ukiu.mj,oiieoox MAKE YOUR HOME TIES HAPPIER THE REMEDY) A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO Doea not anlanra tha Initruaicnt ar ahang Hj at caaa; mrchftnlim all blow kayboard; aparaica piano aotlaa sbatrart dlraet, and prscuwlj aa regular plaao kars 4s, assuring tha mm nprwiloa aa the artist rwa hv hand; ran baantlralr ramovad from tha plana la Iva mlautaa'i itma, aad that elthout the usa al a sera driver. Writs for Ere Booklet SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. SPOKANE. Vatk. JLHTLt auk. POsTUNB. rrf txuu.nifi or ruiure iruiuuiuc of us do not reallre that all f this beauty, this sweet perfume, the tiny irops of nectar, pestling, among me petals, are a part of nature's plan for securing tbe attendance of those mar riage-priests the bees. Indianapolis News. Tha Tobaeeo Crop. That the United States has become the largest producer of tobacco In the world Is shown by-an official bulletin containing an estimate of the extent and value of the crop raised last year. In all alwut 7tMI,O09 acres of tobacco were grown, producing an average yield of 57.2 pounda to the acre, or a total of 082,428,630 pounds. The-av erage value of the crop was 10 cents ler pound, or a total of about '!8,232, 047. While It Is almost Impossible to comprehend tbe magnitude of tbe val ue of the manufactured products of tobacco, a glance at tbe total figures may convey some Idea of the develop ment of this great and distinctive American Industry. In 1!T0 the total value of the manu factured products of tobacco was 'JSn.07B,.'UH. In the manufacture 142, 177 people were employed, who earned a total wage of f 9,So2,4S4. Hasataa rram Caailast. A crowd of Russian farmers, the first of this class of Immigrants to arrive at Philadelphia" In any considerable numbers, reached there recently -on the American liner Frlesland, from Liver pool. There were many who bad fought for their country ajalnst Japan and who still wore the military v . forms In wblcb they bad been dis charged. There were In all 850 of these much sought after farmhands, nearly all of 'vbom are members of tbe Greek orth odox church. Most of the Immigrants lert last night for Illinois, Minnesota, Nebraska and tbe Dakotas. Though Illiterate, they are Industrious snd thrifty. The leader of the party stated that, owing to the political and eco nomic crisis, 8l0,OU0 farmhands will leave Russia this year for tbe United States., coming principally from the Unelper and Don districts, the richest farming districts ot tbe country. Waada la Paatara, Weeds In the pastures should not be allowed. CatUe consume certain kinds wheu the young plants are appearing and assist In destroying them, but oth er kinds will be rejected aad go to seed. 8heep destroy many weeds, but where weeds are uneaten by animals they should be removed by band, tlraa Milk. The slightest degree of filth In a milk can will Injure the milk, and It Is pos sible to have portions of the former milk contained In tba cans to be left over, despite tbe greatest care. First wash the cans In tepid water, to which a little powdered borax 1is been ad ded, and then acald them with boiling water, adding borax again. Rinse with clean cold water, and place them where duat cannot reach them. Borax may used freely with advantage la all wa ter used for milk pans. Whea to Haul Maaare. Several of the State experiment sta tions have shown by their tests loss of fertility In barn and stable manure by the old methods of handling it. which ungest the Importance of dally or weekly hauling and spreading on h. fields. The latest experiments made by the Ohio station prove that when ma nure was thrown Into the ooen hr. yard and permitted to lie there for Ave mouths before being hauled to the i ;o it hh,i a vamp 0f SZM per ton. Wheu druwu" direciiy tullje field as fast as It was made the value was $3.25 per ton. When the manure was sprinkled with ground phosphate rock as fast as lt was made In the stable, thus preventing some loss of ammonia, tbe value was $3.18 per ton. The claim Is made that at least one- third of the value of the manure Is lost as It Is usually put on the land with fork snd that ten loads put on with manure spreader go as far and do aa much good as fifteen loads put on In the old-fashioned, careless way. Mr. IIundiM. ... !, . - - . visiting mi I Ho u,u ""I";,.,.-. My! "II "uw them young P,n TmuJ of wben I " nine. i ... Seapra-oat. After the ., .w ti,re was neces- Ity. of coursj. fixing the blame. If-. 'w " delUf. n,tter." said uie manager. -u .nl.iWHlr killed?" Tea, the nirimr, "Poor fellow well, a little blame on't hurt his, noW."-PhlUdel- Phla Ledg-r. Uck and t llqaa. That new tvnewrltur girl doesn't eem to nmk , intimate f rlenda." "Tli.c. ... . a strings," Vea. Typewriter girls srs usually Identified wlta t ciiqUa."-Cleveland Flala Dealer. l Asalasi I . Bleeker oa look worried, old man. Meeken-r have cause for worry. Bleeker What's the trouble? Meeker My wife says If I don't ac company her to the seashore this sum mer she'll stay at borne. Ill HI. Daaahtes-. Old Gotrox But if my daughter marries you will sli have all the com forts to vtblch she has been accus tomed? Toung De Brogue Well, It will be your fault If she hasn't Matter ' Looks. Anxious MutliaiWIoiw do yon know that young Haiy, la love With you? Uas he told WL? Pretty Davbfcr No, mamma ; but I know he Isfroa the way he looks at me when I un sot looking at htm. A - ...11. , a. "-jcinuiB giinicnrr wuo prepares a good many vegetables fnr nurM by first wfishlng and then drying has VIGICTABI.I WAS IT KB. devised the plan IllustratiHl for remov. us iiw sou ami men draining. The tank Is little more than a water tight box with a plug In the bottom f.,r drainage. The shelf Is attached to the dox wun a hinge, likewise tbe legs, so tuai loiuing in smaller space Is possl- oie. rrairie farmer. To Root Shlpprra. Authorities say In order to comply with the pure drug and food law runt. can be bought, sold or handled only when the package In which they ure placed Is branded with Its exact con tents; In other words, contents of the package must be strictly what Is named uj iue uranu. iioors or ail kinds (ft i"ti, ivruaps) must fa cleansed and washed of all dirt before u.iii.g, suu an lops, stems, etc., re Fallow Oopa. ....,, , MUJi -sake(j are more exhausting of the nitrogen of the soil than a summer crop. A Pr of rsgweed on a stulble soli may be a nulsan.-e In one respect, but It protect, the soil from the heating rays of the sun In summer, at a time when the i niiriiK-suon Is at the a-rent est activity. A green crop, tn h,i... apa sa Si ii n Ulf. Vlth Mlat Saaeo. Mary had a little lamb, lou've brd this fact before; But havs v bard she passed her plats And bad i little more? Robert T. Hgrdy, Jr, In Llpplncott's. "ut of F.mrmr, Ills Wife-Why Is It you never start up the phonipaph any more, John? Her IiUBliaj There Is no harmony in two talklif machines running sim ultaneously, or dear. Th.SniKr Partr. Little Wllllr-g... Da. who Is "Judge Lynch?" Pa He's tin char) who Invented the phrase "a limb of the law," my son. Garela. A Mam,, to ".M aw sari )... Krrol a' var . train. vh. - best fiour." "All right, wmie. But I can't de "ver It tlil l.t,thIl tfternoon.- ri'n me u Oeorge'll Uks it with o- She's In i hurry" v Tfc , Bachelor, tenih"- ?.per'o be admiring my 'h; alJ tbtkmutle maiden. ron i 1 l""'ln- tnem,, . , be "acbelor. "Such "A'"l what Wb you thinking of7" 1 tlllnH. . a. Kim.r 'Ulf WUS1 UllW halls those tmi wouid make If they xj uniy tt-eth." Urge as an elephant's ealea mm tha Tarn Scales should be used In every hnn and Urn. There 1. more money T knowing than In guessing. The follow yiwriu iruiu oe heeded- liver an things by weight.' "De- u'b mi Pa Weigh the stock and ,1 tlmn,iUrn ,b iwnantlc maiden aald - "Lr tL n,-ne-t iini 1 "o trian camel. "Why ngT7 tMl'r lady - t nclalmed the stately back' .,n I!UpPo,, Mr. Camel has his bumpfc' tbs twa proJn Camel baa two backs." A rv. ulntir,- . m oeauuxui snd hay. as well a. fmlI1 r' ' to deal jnstly and be falrlv i.t i "'unng reniw.T . , . in .tiin. n- u r w th. llls.-a in fcM5,nk" honeysuckle and In selling live stock tbe weight Is ns., fu" It la entitled The ally ertlm.ted by the drover or ZT. 1 8'?nl of ? ItUoutofdats who comes to buy, and long prsctlc. nn tne.rp.rt g,ves them . J.J tts over the seller. UTta" . -k-A k Naoeaallr. . . .,,.1 tha tieratilrlng eon- rtable. M be led the begoggled motor U, before the B.oon Ridge bar of jus tice. "I charge this here city chap with violating the speed law andiuaklng Jed Oatley's mules run away. -That so?" drswled the Judge. "Wal, neighbor. X reckon I'll have to Hue 'HAn-( jedge," hastened the constable, -don't 'forget that the eourf Is sadly In DMkU painting an' the walls need whitewashing." ,'Tbat so! Wsl, then I Increase yeour fine, neighbor, to I10." "An" Jedge, don't forget that city drummer beat us out of a month's fines an' fees playing card last ulght. tliar alu't a plug of tobacco In the whole crowd of court officers." Goah an' hemlock t Mlstor What's-your-name, yeou are fined $25 an' costs. Lord bleas tbe automobile, after all 1" Mat ratal, hat terlaae. Thingumbob See beret I saw Ken peck In the street to-day. McJIgger Well? Thingumbob Well, you told me yes terday that he was a victim of a mor tal combat McJIga-er Not at all I said "mar ital combat" rhlledalphla Press. A Waa tad Effort. Absant-mlnded Professor Dear, dear! How careless of met I forgot to notice whether thst solution I swal lowed experimentally, yesterday, was poisonous or not Puck. Too Simple. "Was It an alienist who Invented tbe phrase 'brainstorm?' " "Certainly not" answered the scien tific man. "lie would never havs been content, with such short words. He would have said "teuipestoe cerebri" or something of that kind." Washington Star. Dlda't Care for Thaas. Hvkor Aceordluar to this uaber monkey owned by an Italian In New York polishes shoes, Pyker Well, that may suit some neoDle. but as for myself I m not par tial to monkey shines. Chicago News. Ifot Too Partlaalar. Policemen Did you want anny p'tlc- lar hotel, youse? Reuben Corntosse! Nab. I reckon a hotel what wus tew p' tickler wuddent her ua. Judge, Olvlaar the Alarm. Roach. Treatmeat. Willie Pop gave me an awful shak- In' las' night Tommle Been bad? Willie Nope. Good. Tommle How'd he happen to shake you? Willis lie took me for sn auto ride on some of the side streets. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Too Mick Like Work. Bibbs Why Is lt so few men reach the top of the ladder? Glbbs I attribute It largely to an unwillingness on tbe part of each as pirant to carry a hod of bricks. Smart Set Ouvapr. roadway tw? tb cnt 1 ' Itj, lsjcasollu of the Tit a Sahama Failed. "I wonder why lt Is," remarked on of tbe two men who bad just lunched, turning to speak to tbe other, "that they always have pretty cashiers at these restaurants." But the pretty cashier, though she blushed and smiled, did not fall to de tect tbe Canadian quarter be threw down In payment of his check. Oalr Dolagr His Detr. O'llagan Ol have found the man that bit me wld a brick as Ol was passln the alley, Mr. Murphy. Mr. Murphy And what did yon do with blm? O'llagan Nothln'. Twas all a mls a. iathe man was only doing his duty. Ue thought Ol was a constable In plain clothes. Smiles. At the Clah. Borem I've got a good Joke to tell rou. old man. Knox Say, kindly go over and tell It to Muggins, will you? Borem What fort Knox Oh, I've got a grudge against htm; that's alL -Weald Work Either Way. Not long ago a young man, most not ably unblessed with worldly goods, met and won a girl whose decided persons) charms were In no wise lessened by the fsct of her possessing fully enough to at least keep the wolf howling at distance. "Do yon know, George," she one day said softly. "I am almost sorry that I have any money not of course, that I think you would love me the less, but well " "I am not dearest" be replied, fond lv stroking her soft brown hair, "f ou know I'd love you If you had not a pen ny. but I'm glad you have. Xou see, I know that should I die, you would be well provided for." "But suppose I should die!" she whUpered. "Well, then, I'd be well provided for, darling," bs answered, for he la a prac tlcal young man. Daaarer. "My wife's not out ef danger yet" a 1.1 Iaaaa arlth aniloua air. "How's thatT said Smith, and Jones ra- piiaai "The doctors are still Lhsrsl" IsppUostt'a. MMI.aasialleaa. When Louie XVI. laid hit bead be neath the guillotine, his confessor. Abb Edgeworth. dismissed blm from the world, so history tells, with "Son of Saint Louis, ascend to hesven I" yet la reality be said nothing of tbs sort The brave defiance, "Tb guard dies, but never surrenders," attributed to Cambronn when, at Waterloo, the Im perial guard wer ordered to throw down their arms, has been shown to have been tbe fanciful c-eatlon of some historian's mind; aud tb saying, "Provldenc favors the stronger side," or, as lt has been corrupted, "Ood Is on tbe side with th heaviest artillery." which baa been attributed to Napoleon, really originated with writers of an tiquity. Cicero alludes to It as an "old proverb." It would take volumes to contain all the blunders, small, large and Indif ferent that historians have made, and tbe lamentable part of It la that tb old blunders ar constantly being mad over again. Carrrlaa; It Aleaa;. An elderly and most respectable looking man was receutly brought be fore a magistrate, says the London Telegraph, chsrged with unbecoming and hilarious conduct When be was ssked what he bad to ssy for himself, he mumbled something about "doing as the Romans do." "Very good," returned the magis trate. "Continue to do as tb Romans do. Pay seven shillings sixpence 1" CASTOR I A For Infant and Children. Be Kind You Havs Always Bought Blg&atur of Too Mach. "That man Relcerndolrt Is the most conceited. Insufferable, vain, arrogant Insolent purseproud Individual that trammels the earth," said the man with the automobile goggles. "Why, I heard that be towed your runabout In for you yesterday," said the man with the gasoline on his coat "Towed It In 1 Darn It! be happened along In bis big touring car when my little machine broke down and I'll be banged If be didn't rig up a derrick of some sort and swing my runabout Into his tonneau and haul It In!" Judge. Mothsrs will And Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing lyruptha t it reruadr tn tit fur thai! cbUdrau luring lbs laelhluf period. The Oaprey. I Allusion Is often made, especially In fashion Journals, to "osprey" feathers. Few words have been more loosely bandied about than this bird name. The Roman author Pliny's "osslfraga" (bone breaker) has been Identified with tbe lammergeyer, a vulture that Is reputed to break up bones too big for it to devour whole by dropping them from a height upon rocks, cm both "osslf rage" and "osprey," a u form, came to be applied to quite an- other bird, the fish hawk, wnicn is now the true "osprey." let tb "os- .. . . I . A prey" reatucrs more propeny egrei feathers, or aigrettes do not come from this bird, but from the egret or lesser whit heron. Banking by Mail WE PAY INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year, lt is just as easy to open a Havings Account with US by Ma.l as if you lived next door. 8end for our free book let 'Tanking by Mail," and learn lull particulars. AJJrcM Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. Not Ills Hoar. A Chlcngoiin was praising the lute Marshall Field. "Mr. Field was a kindly man," he said. "He spoke III of no one, ami when bis opinion was asked of a per son, and lt was not a favorable opin ion, he would express It in sucb a gen tle and quaint way that its sting would be mostly Jost "Once at a dinner I praised the con versational talent of a man across the table. I aald to Mr. Field: "'Do you know him?" "I have met him,' the other an swered. " 'Well, he Is a clever chap, I said, 'lie can talk brilliantly for un hour at a stretch.' "Then, when I met him,' said Mr. Field, "lt must have been the begin ning of the second hour." " Libert? Gone. Mrs. Asker The leading man In the show we saw last week got married. After that be left the show and now he advertises la the dramutic paper j that he Is "at liberty." i Mr. Asker Ilial I can't see how hi can be "at liberty" If he Is married. A brochure Is a small book, sfitcbed, not bound, so sinned from tbe French "brocher." to stitch. CLASSIFIED ADS KOTICK The following Annouii. cmei.tA a from trailing builneiA men sua tlrnu, mini (ra 11 wortbv your carotul readum. ih. ii. may routrin utt tbs ruioliiuu yuu sra look lng tor. REAL ESTATE FITS St. Vitas' rtaoea Ana all Warroaa DtaraMa X ..n.nll. ruml tir lf. AUM A Van fcaiorer. Bend tor KRKK M trial bottu and U&saVlTr. XLU. Kllna.lAl.su Arch bk, l-Ulla..ra, Shocked. "Did you meet Miss Homer from Boston r asked the hostess at the swell muslcale. "She Is such an Intellectual young lady.! "I really can't se where It comes In," replied Mrs. Justrlch. "She mixes things up horriblly." "Gracious! In what way?" "Why, she asked me what I thought of the Sbakspeare-Bacon controversy. Tb Idea of Unking a great poet with tb meat market I" ' Stroae;. "Tea," said the guard, "1 waa able to detect the enemy long before they arrived on the spot "Ah, you could scent danger at a llstanee?" said the Interviewer. Easily. They cam tn gasolln au tomobiles." Got What He Wnttl, Pat Ol wlnt on a stbrolk fer shorter hours last week. Mike An' did yes get 'em? Pat Faith, an' Oid dl thot It's me- sllf as ain't workln' at all now. EAST GREENACRES Tha onlv tracts on tha mrkt horcm -.n rontrart to Mill your rrop. Ten triiv Abundance ol water. i'ri-o tiviuu i? aci eaay payments coma In or write fui narucu- '"" BKKC11KR A THOMPSON Bpoksna, Washington, 110 Stertns SmoIIm tn rl rai aa4 Irrt- IIUOI PlAAU WaurlM WaU DrUU Putlt AApociAllr far wnrk in tb tK,nliw.Mt. Lirill. Ins snd Uihliis tnolA. fl OArrr a iHrwa AtH-k. W rtt umaI) yuiir itiAt-htn. rywAtitA. WHlMrillAn oomrAoi bUuAA fr SETERSnS MACRISEtT OOMFAr, I-- Mof rlAoa St., rortlAaa, 0r. INGRAVING . PLATES Write Us FOR PRINTING . MICKS-CH ATTEN Portland Oregon At Cheap it Cm it Bnujtit la tU East Dtltviry Mucb Quicker Writi Us Today P. ri. u. Ne. 23-07 w HEM writing to ad Tart I mantla ima papar. ars plaaaa SKIN DISEASES HUMORS IN THE BLOOD When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will be soft, smooth and free from blemishes, but when some acid humor takes root in the circu lation its presence is manifested by a skin eruption or disease. These humors get into the blood, generally because of an inactive or sluggisn condition of the members of the body whose duty it is to collect and carry off the waste and refuse matter of the aystetn. This unhealthy matter is left to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged with the acid poison. The blood begins to throw off the humors and aculs through the pores and glands of the akin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Tsoriasis, Salt Rheum and akin eruptions of various kinds. Eczema appears, usually with a alight redness of the skin followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other parts of the body may be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds; the acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, which are intended to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and giving it a hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in the . ... ' . form of pimples and black heads, while yaYrs i?d Teoid nd " o ihiii ti Tsoriasis conies in scaly patches on differ- our ma until I tried s. a. f. I ent parts of the body One of the worst sufferad iBtenaelr with the itn- V ... . ,, .. T, , . in and burning: pnatules would 'orma of skin trouble H Salt KllCUtli; form from whiA there flowed s its favorite point of attack is the scalp, the'.liVidwh sometimes causing baldness. Toison Oak thaaainwae left as raw aa a pteo nd IvV are also disagreeable types of skin fo'nTTf-.aXr." .ffi.U? dease. The humor producing the trouMe whan I naed IB. B. St. I found a par- jle9 dormant in the blood through the fact euro. Thrre haa ravar been . . . . . . . a At tn? return of the trouble. Winter to break out and torment the u,M.AAss, aullererwitli the return of Snnn"-. llieljest ' treatment for all akin diseases is S. S. S. It neutralizes the acids and removes the humors ao that the skin instead of being irritated and diseased, is nourished by a supply of fresh, healthy blood. External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc., while they soothe the itching caused by skin affections, can never cure the troiiLle because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation and forces cmt every particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to its normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form of skin affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired sent frc-o to all who write. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores. TH SWIFT SPECtrtC CO., A TUWTA. CA, Stookman, Nab. PURELY VEGETABE