Hillsboro independent. (Hillsboro, Washington County, Or.) 189?-1932, January 18, 1907, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextLIEUTENANT BOWMAN. W '.'Si f -;' ... :; i ' 2 .4 lllllSllI Ifl FORTY-EIGHT HOURS PE-RU-NACURED HIM. C:!d A!f3Ct2d KcaTl and Thrcst- Atlack Was Severe C'lias. W. How-nan,' 1st Lieut, and Adjt. 4 1 li M. S. M. t'uv. Vols., wriUs from Ijmlmin, Mil., as follow: "Though somewhat averse to patent medicines, ami still more a,verno i be coming a professional all'ula v i t man, it ti-ciiiH only a plain duty in the present instance to add my experience to the (O uiiins already written concerning the curative powers of IVruna. "I have been partk (-lorry benefitted by Ms use for tolds in the head and throat. I have able to fully cure myself of most evire allaik in forty-eight hours by Its use according to directions. I use it as a preventive whenever threatened with an alta k. . "Memliers of my family also use it for like ailments. We are recommend ing it to our friends." Chas. W. Bowman. Ask Your Druggist for free Peruna Alma nac for 1907 Lang- War Irons Ntnkrtl. The moHt remote mission station In the world Is ou Hersebel Island, in the far northwest comer of the Dominion of Oi inula. The nearest postottlce Is 2.(MM miles away. Consequently the packets are few and far between, sel dom more than two In a year. The Isl and Is a most uninviting place for a residence. No aun for more than two months in the winter, and not a tree to he seen anywhere. Under the teach ing of the missionaries many of the Kk(u1uisux are becoming more civil ized, and ore greatly improving in their manner and habits, and there la a growing desire for Instruction. Ilr Uuwk Diary. She held up the fat little red leather book for her friend to see. "No- not a diary. I kept one once, hut I hunied It long sgo. My father gave me this when I was 13, suJ show ed uie how to keep It. "It Is my llbt of books I have read. I call it my hook of books. Here Is the first entry: 'Westward Ho.' by Charles Klngsley double starred be cause I hive read It three time: a star means rereading. Underlined, too, because when I looked the list over at the end of the year It was one of my favorites. A little circle after the title that'a because It was a work of fic tion that set me hunting fact. In his tory and biography. "Not all the murks In my code were marks of honor, though. Look st the cross after uumber due; that mean Irtish. And there, after number eleven the Frederlka I'remer novel the black dash; that mesua simply that I didn't like it. Father enjoined me to be honest with my black marks. He aaid I should And them an antidote to literary pretentiousness." St. Louis Uepubllc. hart Kings. There Is hardly a king In Christen dom whose wife does not overtop hiiu by a head. The L'iinllnti king Is quite six Inches shorter than Queen Alexandra. The czar, a little man, is overtopped a full head by the czarina. Kaiser Willielm U f the medium height, but the German empress is tall. and that Is why the proud kaiser will never coiinent to be photographed be side his wife unless she gits while he stands. The king of Italy, short and squat, hardly comes up to the shoulders of the tall, athletic Queen Helena. The king of Portugal, though fatter. Is less tall than his queen. Even the I'rlnce of Wales Is shorter a good four Inches than the princes. And the young king of Spain Is sev eral inches shorter than bis queen. llsaudratd. He bad bought her a pot of real Irish shuuirock, grown on the ould sod. for It was St. Patrick's day, and she, too, bad In her veins the blood of Erin. "Oh," she cried, "how good of you ! How perfect they are! How fresh! Why, I believe there Is still a little dew on them." "Yes," be answered, flubJng. "I know there Is, but It will all be paid off tomorrow." Oussle Gunn Hy George, Miss Ta basco gsre me the coldest turndown I ever got In my life, weally. Iteggy Sapp What did she say, old chap? Gussle Gunn Why, I asked If I might rail on ber and she said the janitor didn't allow children In that apartment bouse. UTTERLY WORN OUt Peculiar toe Itself In selection, proportion and combination Of ingredients. In tbe process by wblcb tbelr remedial values are extracted and preserved. In effectiveness, usefulness and economy. Curing tbe widest range of diseases. Doing the most good for tbe money, Having tbe moat medicinal merit. And tbe greatest record of cures, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsataba. 100 doses XI. Vitality Sapped by Years of Suffering With K'dney Trouble. Cupt. J. W. Hogun, former postmas ter of Indlanola, now living at Austin, Texas, writes: "I was afflicted for years with, pains acTist the littfiu un,l In Mtn )iirui anil Hhoulder. I lnul 1 I. ...I. - I iimiittiiie kiwi anu neuralgia. My Irght eye, from pain, was of little use to me for years. The constant flow of urine kept my system depleted, causing nervous chills and night sweats. After trying seven different climates and using all kinds of medicine I had the good for tune to hear of Doan's Kidney Pills. This remedy has cured me. I am as well today as I was twenty years ago, and my eyesight is perfect." Sold by all dealets. 60 rents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. i 1I'.S Wtm It "O. K. The rhiladelphlan was staying at a hotel In a Georgia town. He rang for an attendant, whom he aked If bath tubs were provided. "Yessuh," answered the negro, "we'se got some nice tubs," and he presently returned bearing on bis shoulders a coffin with silver-plated handles and Hd all complete. "What do you mean by bringing me that?" demanded the traveler. "Daft de bathtub, sub." "The bathtub?" "Yessuh. You see, sun, de lanlode he used to be In de undertakln busi ness, an' be bad a lot o' coffins on ban'; an' when he sol' out au' took dls hotel he brought all de coffins de new man didn't want. His son is In de tlnsmlf business, suh, so be done bad de cof fins lined wlf tin, as' dey make nice bathtubs. Jes' you try an' you'll find dls one all rlzht." Succes Magsxlue. Am Aveaa ( Krap. nival committees were appealing for funds. "Let's see." ssld the capitalist, mus ingly. "If I give li.uuu to each com mittee one donation fould nullify the other, and, so far as I can see, leave both relatively where tbey started." , Musing a little more, be decides! that $10.o)0 would just buy the sort of auto mobile be bad la mind. Philadelphia Ledger. BLOOD DISEASES CATAIMSH AND SYSTEM. DISORDERED' Catarrh ii not merely an inflammation of the tissues of the teal and throat, as the symptoms of ringing- noises in the ears, mucous dropping back into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi cate ; it is a blood disease id which the entire circulation and the greater fart of the system are involved. Catarrh is due to the presence of an excess of uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be come torpid and dull in their action and instead of carrying oQ the refuse and waste of the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid in the system. This is taken up by the blood and throu jh its circulation distributed to all parts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame the different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting of a cold will start the secretions and other disjustinj and disagreeable symptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes ti all parts cf the body the ca tarrhal poison affects a!l parts of the system. The head has a ti?ht, full feeling;, nose continually stopped np, pains above the eyes, slight fever comes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and Tvn w..v.tA . aSected by this disease. It is a waste cf , and bo ma sonid kave time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, ben worts. I triad evsvythina washes, inhalations, etc. Such treatment JauJl i?.rt?.VV sf V.Jd Jos not reach the blood, and can. therefore. TMivMiiirtin o,Mii in Catarrh permanently t.ie blood catarrh I. Y a....... ill thoroughly purified and the system c anow thare ii foinur n " or ail poisons, ana at t:ie r n,r tar wn Diooa mail r . n . n. Nobo.1T thinks snore cf S. K. a, than I do. H.IUISO'f, Lapear, XlcB.. eonld little Improyasnaat do nothing more than temporarily relieve from tbe first bottle, sad after . ',. takina-ltashort walla waaenrad. the discomfort of the trouble. To cure must be leansed same time strengthened nd built up. JCothing equals S. S. i. for tlis purpose. It attacks the disease at its head, goes down to the very bottom of the trouble and makes a complete and lasting cure. 8. 3. S. removes every C article of the catarrhal poison from the lood, making this vital stream pure, fresh and healthy. Then the inflamed mem branes begin to heal, the head is loosened and cleared, the hawking and spittingcease. every symptom disappears, the constitution is built up and vigorous health restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as a line tonic to the entire system. If yon are suffering with Catarrh begin the use of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will send yon literature about Catarrh, and give yon special medical adric without charse, S. S. A. is for sale st all first class dmg stores. PURELY VEGETABLE Vtlllalac t'ora rodder. It la desirable to utilize all the food value there Is lu the corn fodder, though the usual way of feeding it to the stock is a very wasteful method. Where the dally supply of fodder Is thrown In the barnyard at feeding time, what the tattle do not eat la trampled down and destroyed, ao far as the feeding value Is concerned. The leaves and the-tops are all stock will eat. . From oue-thlrd to one-hair tbe length of the fodder Is readily eaten In ra ks without cutting. When the stalks are heavy, course and bard, the upier half may be cut for feed with a sharp broadux and heavy block If but few cattle are fed. For a larger herd we have adopted a large shearing knife, homemade, which soon shears enough for a day's feeding. The cutting knife or shears is best made from au old blade of a crosscut saw. After the handles have been re moved, get a stout piece of Iron (a) about eight Inches long and one and one-ipiarter Inches thick. Have about five Inches of this slit up to receive the back of the saw. I'unch holes through both and rivet together. Near the end of this Iron have a hole drilled or turn an eye on It to receive a strong bolt. IUvet a strong handle on the other end, as shown at o, long enough to give a good leverage, say two and one-half to three feet Grind the blade down to a good, sharp rutting edge, attach the cutter at d to a strong post or upright so it will have plenty of swing. Put a heavy MOMIMAOB COB.N STALK CVTTKJt, block underneath, and it is ready to cut or shear the bundles as they are fed by a boy or man. Farm and Home. Slloa Searoa la Oklaaanaa. Most of my 200 acres under cultiva tion Is farmed by renters. Cotton is my malu crop. In addition to this, I grow oats and Kaffir corn, says an Oklahomn farmer. This year I have on my farm seventy acres of cotton, twenty-flve acres of oats, sixty acres of Kaffir corn, Ave acres of cow peas and thirty acres of weeds caused by continual overflowing during the plant ing season. I do riot prsctlce any sys tematic rotation of crops. I bave no silo, and do not believe there Is one In tbe county. Most of tbe grain raised Is feed, but some is sold. From my forty head of grade Hereford stock cattle I realize some profit Feeding Animals. The common mode of feeding ani mals Is to give them grain In a separate trough from hay or fodder, and at dif ferent times. Such method Is preferred because It saves labor, but the best re sults are obtained by mixing the ground grain with coarse food that has been passed through the feed cutter. Less f)d will then be required to obtain re sults, because the mixed food will be better digested and assimilated than when the substances are given sepa rately. Maat- Kind of Bee. There are about o.OOO species of the wild bees, all with Interesting ways of their own. Among them Is a species w hose females are 'veritable 'Amazous and carry more and better weapons than wblcb deposit their eggs in the rest of others, the progeny of both liv ing peaceably together until maturity, when they separate. Then there Is the tailoring bee, which cuts leaves with bis sclsHor-Iike Jews and fits a anug lining of tbe leaf material Into hie cave s halved nest Oil Meal far liana. An Illinois stockman who baa had niucb experience In feeding horses and cattle aays: "I consider oaU and corn, with bran and. oil meal, the bast farm feeds for horm-s and whole and ground corn, with bran and oil meal, the best for beef cattle, I use silage and mixed feed twice a day, and do not sbred corn fodder. I grow Keids yellow Dent corn, which averages about forty bushels per acre. I cut thirty-five acree each year and use the corn har vester. I have twenty-flve Shire horses and 1U0 Hereford rattle." Tastlatj (. ' Much dinaatlactlon Is often exper ienced by cream producers because of differences reported In the test of tbelr cream, and though they have made no change In the cream screw. Hulletln No. 237 treats of a number of causes of these differences. The bulletin may be obtained by addressing tbe experi ment station, Msnhattan. Kan. rrana War t Uraaa t aaaa. In dressing capons they should al ways be dry-picked and the feathers left on tbe neck, wings, legs and rump, and the tall and wing feathers should be left In. Io not dress out any ca pon that weigh less than sevan pounds ench. Keep the small ones until tbey grow a little henvler. Yalae af I. la Breeding. To the man who knows vbst be wants In colts, the study of pedigree Is a very Important matter. The power to Ierwtuate characteristics In horses la estsbllshed by being kept up for a long time. A sire Is ususlly prepo tent In proportion as be Is line-bred or otherwise. Mne-orrd means bred wlth tn the limits of one family for at u several generation The cloaer the re lationship at the outset of the line breeding, and the longer the duration of ench breeding, the? more prepotent the aire Is likely to be pro- "St - .a ! a. The advlaablUty barley to rigs, and tbe n.hoJs ' Hr, tu n doing, is well worthy ? Tn.t ulzs are desirable o the r.r, u Q established fact Food wu. p vld.Hl for them, sad so r 1 '' m svnersll used has t either alone or with shorts and B, much of the northwest aaot mature,!, or Is s crop too un.-eri.ia , . .tlillllP. In .. expensive to t regions, barley is a r-" - - v, si If It csn be utilised f" pi a great advantage to V Wtj have been swured. How o Prk A chocolate, or broken to, pa . . . ... 10 cents that can ie uau - - .... an cX'-elW . grocery smn-, "" -carrier when treated In tUe foiwwtlj manner: Take a sheeMT tWorru UNCLE l-TI$;T DETECTIVE. W,,U- Cr.d.,.4 wt.a Will, u,". uP t e evnJ- Wh0 " "OTkln ' ie neat detective In """" -a lulled States gov- li r II... Kan the eminent. vli-e the n m Is lurk f... .1 - .. . . ,UB mm ser- is one of the unwritten rt..i. .. Servle. Tl. ,, - . -- uuuuinii up or tne hBest counterfeiting operator, that nave ever rM.....i ... - "riim in me country the udclphU Lancaster gang-wa, his Ma I, u.l " '"uy anxistHiits, but he st the head of the luvestlKitlon. Taylor-Ilredell m il mm e(l. Illnilu tliui .. " nver certineates t irtit ti hunt ...ii ... , . -j uiiru aim ikineu rks In sut.treusiiries as readily as " uoira. 1 Ilia gang, ma,ie up wealthy men. tnnnuf.ietiin.,1 - U Internal pavi,. . t . .....v.. ,,j means which thev ,1f r,,,i...i ,h '-uury IUC BUtriU- uient out of W.t,m In stamps. . an ourgrowtn or that trial. F.l lery p. Ingham, former I'ulted States Sttornev mt Tl,nn.l..l..i.i. . .. ' - "ii.iiii-iuim, ana ms aa Ixtiiut, Harvey K. Xewltt, were coll ided of a charge of attempting rlliery. The four counterfeiters were S'h sent to the penitentiary for hav I'll 1 case was The cal tha e! the of fe of SAr-KTT DIO CSBRIKR. gated brown pnjRT ' board tnwj M wrapping for breakable artlr; lnJ Hue the aides and bottom of tie as shown lu the cut Theu ut circles from other pieces of the same nuturisl to use between euch layer e smaller circles for the bottom, lunvas lug In size as the top Is a'pp-M. Eggs cau be gathered from Ut nests in such a pall and carried to market with reasonable assurance that i,w u any, breakages will occur. Ti cor rugated paHT can be obtained 1 1, sheets from grocers, to whom it ha, come packed about breakable fit. Food Valae af t'ora la Sllujc, One acre of corn put In a U m furnish three cows all the slim tbey will eat for a period of 200 dan, forty pounds a day each. Thus ta m& of com so used will supply thlnj cow for tbe same length of time. U addi tion to the .allage ration, tbe ci win need a little good bay and a protein ration of brsn and gluten feel This sort of ration will secure profltolt re sults from any dairy of cows. Cartas Wire fata. Here Is some useful Infonsatlon from a Dakota man. He says: Trwre are a great many remedies useibut 1 have found the following to bene of the best: Common machine A and alum. Take alum and burn oi store till white and dry j pulverize flnt gat urate wound with oil, then cowr the wound with alum, dusted on nth a dust spray. This may be applWonce or twice dally." D. Oa ta Taa. A statesman. In an argument bad turned the tables rather neatly on his opponent Senator Dolllver, la con gratulation, said: "You remind me of a Fort Dodge doctor. Dr. X . Thla geutleman once bad a grave dug for a patient, aupposd to be dying, who afterward recovered, and over thla error of JuJg uient tbe doctor was joked for many years. "Once he sttended. In eonMiltstion with three confreres, snother imilent. This patient finally died. After death. as the physicians dlscuKed the case to gether, one of them said: "'Since quirk burial Is necessary, w nilght Inter' the body temporarily. I understand our brother here has a va cant grave on huud. -Dr. X smiled. "'Yes,' be said, 'I believe I am the only physician present whose graves are not all filled. "Harper's Weekly. Not a. Rivers Can there be such a thing as s "crying needT" Brooks Why nott Everybody knows there is aucu a thing as a howling success. It Quiets the Cough i This Isone reason why Aycr's Cherry Pectoral is so valua ble in consumption.. It stops the wear and iirar of useless coughinj. But it does more it controls the inflammation, quiets the fever, soothes, and heals. Sold for 63 years. " Ar's Cherrv Perlo'st Kron a r!r Hr prMif r ui in li KrmiKht ai ttiroiwh a slick tif nri int.it's. iil I Wri that I nl lli M til III m Ir. 'ill eiiratl jTuyarUM." W IULIAM II. lulll t, Maoa, Jk feud toy J. O. Arr Co., Lowall, f Ala siauuCscturrs mt ZJl 7 SsAPAEIUJL S. -ilwo MAlKViaOR. m Hasten recovery by bowels recular with koeotng trte Avor'a Pills. STIFFNESS, STITCHES, LAP.TCr.TSS, CfTAfWP, TWISTS AND TWITCHES, ALL DECAMP WHEN TOU apply . Njp ST. tMmi!wW K. . - WlLUASt J. BUS US. i ..' I 1 tun PRICE S3ANDSU CENTS HOWAKO E. rfBTON mwr ai"! Chemlss. laUvllte, t'oliiiaiKk ts iiiii'ii rri, t.oitl. Mlvvr, 1,-aU, : t.oul, HI1vr,7 n-; Ou1, fe-; 7.1 no or tnmM-r.ll. t hiiI.Iu tin a. M nlllna rnviiop.- anil rti 1 1 (iriri. lint arnt va seiiHi-sOnn. CV,nlri4 mil Vtir tiirwworlt auliclleU. l.iarwacl t ariMui ivar luual liauS. FecdlnaT Carrots. Kxierlments In the feeding est rots, beets and small potatoes' U cuwi show that milk fever Is lrs Ibble to occur when cows are fed liberally on root crops than when they are confined to hay and grain. No corn should be given six weeks before calving. Lin seed meal may be allowed with the bay, which should be cut fine and the linseed meal sprinkled over It twelve and one-half years. Burns later got these men for making counterfeit $20 notes out of $1 silver certificates while they were still confined In Jail the counterfeiters having, by the appll cation of extraordinary ingenuity, man aged to engrave a aet of plates In jail. Burns worked up the Oregon laud fraud cases which led to the convic tion of Sens tor Mitchell and others. Un a number of occasions President Ituosevelt has selected him for Import ant duty. CAPTAIN WINS THE CROSS. frava to Ilia Geaeral That Ilia As sert Ion Is Traa. Tbe Russian field marshal Paskle- vlkh records tbe following incident: Oa tha Seeal. Crimson Rambler Are you burning gasoline In dat automobile, mlsterr Sparks No, my friend; I'm trying alcohol Just for an exierlment Crimson Rambler I thought so. Would you mind me bangln' on behind fer a mile or so, Jest fer de smell? Puck. flow's This T Ws offer One Hundred Dollsrs Reward for snr ease ot Catarrh thai csunot be cured by Hall's Catarrh ure. . . f. j. CHUNKY A CO., Props. , Toledo, O. Wa. tha undersigned, liars knuwn r. J. FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered- SHORTHORN CATTLE, 'Reg ie eJ) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIflC NLRStRY CO. Catalogue Tree. Tantent, Orrron. RUBBER STAMPS Best in Ame-lca Via make thtns We do not lake orders and r-ldl out Rubber Mam pa, rvala, Jli .', We manu-'attuia our own foods, Our equU'ineiil la In newe and brki mi ney run buy. M rll today iur our "llubtwr clamp CaMlufue.'1 THE UrWIN-UODSON CO, Portland. Ore cots Cheney lor tha last U years, and believe him nj.rfar.tl honorable in all buaineas traiiaso- loni and flnsnciallr able to carry out any ou- lnaLluiia mads br tbelr rirui. Want A I si: 11, Wholraala Krugf WaLDiso, KismamAMabvim, VSI lata, lolaao, ateu. fries loe. per oovua. Simple F.itrailna l.sider. I made a ladder extension by saw Ing off seven feet from ao old ladder and removing three of tbe rungs, as HA.1DY EXTENSION LAP1K. shown In the rut. Then place it on the outside of the ladder to be length ened, bore two holes throuuh each siie piece, nut a bolt in each hole. "d tlie ladder la four feet longer. After ullj( It can be changed to original size mud, quicker than if tied with ropes. lnJ It's safer. The top ends of tbe lail.r should be cut out to receive tbe lor rung of tbe exteuslon. John I'pton, u i'aTm Progress. Keep riae Poallrr Breeders. A s-ieclment lacking tbe shape of the breed Is not typical of the breed n( should not be admitted to the breed in, pen because of fancy points of color, comb or eye. The male bird should be true to type, perfect In shspr, pro,i, and showy, and of as got1 0,or 1,1,1 markings as possible, the more styr aud strut he puts on the better. rartaar ! " Mange In hogs Is not difficult U' cure and seldom causes desth. It is'ised by a parasite under tbe surfs- the skin, which pnxliK-es Irritation an. Ister a scab. This Is contagious. The best treatment Is to wssh tlie PK- In oft water and soap, tnen sulphur. Repeat In a week, treatment la seldom necesssry. third rms There are never too many ert he markets that are strictly fre.u. sml the farmer who will take the nsMm of his fowls from the f-msle of the family, keep large HJ JJ seek his customers, will flJ P""" more profitable than larger " proiwrtlon to capital Invested. Is. tha r4 V-tter. All animals on the farm preft' that may not be rell.he.1 U ' ers. The farmer should l8" tage of this fact and utlHre a terl sis that might be wsste.l i -were some animals thst wmilJ I them. A Judicious use of the r trr. mlilng a little bran or mH tbe Mod. and tempting tbe anlm.' a variety, will render wa such foods aa wheat 'rw of fodder. There are -Ttt erring corn fodder tbst will " acceptable to daint an!mI- On one occasion he had ordered a well sustained shell lire to be opened on a certain point which obstructed him lu til. operations aud Impatiently awaited the result Seeing that his orders were not obeyed, I'asklevltch set spurs to bis horse snd galloped toward the einl uence on wblch the unlucky battery was stationed. "Who Is the fool In command bereT' be asked. "I am," answered an officer, stepping up to the general. "Well, captain, how is It your shells have not got to work yet?" "Ilecs use they are bad and won't ex plode, general." "All bosh. I tell you. air; you don't catch nie with such silly stuff. This very evening you shall be tried by court martial." The captain then took a shell out of the bean, lighting the fuse, and hold Ing the siuokhig projectile In his hsnd be saluted bis superior officer, saying "See for yourself!" rasklevlteh, with out wincing stood with folded arms awaiting to see whether the shell would hurst or the fuse go out. hen the match bsd gone out the csptaln threw tha sIipII on the cround and the general, muttering to himself, "Me Is right. rushed off to the scene of action to take some other messures. The same even Ing, however, he sent the rsptslo tbe -rose of St Vladimir. Ioodon Tele graph. la Creaa Car Hleeaasha. Several years ago William J. Beck, a business nils and local politician of Pottavllle, Ta.. was seized with an at tack of hiccoughs. A newspaper ac count of his Illness wss resd by some one In Burlington, lows, who wired Beck to mske some Ice cresin without susar or flavoring, and take a tea spoonful every few minutes. Beck was nearly dead when the message csme. His fsmlly made tlie Ice cream as ai rected. however, and gave It to him It brought relief, and In a few days Beck recovered. New York Tribune. Dal as Ilia Share. "Do you contribute to the bspplness and nrosoerlty of others wunoui e pectlng any selfish rewsrdT asked the sincere man. t .K....i.t a an." answered rne 1 97 UII4 ""CBS ' crustT cltlaen. "I nave ror year. rnsklns directors nsppy ami proai-r- ous by psylng life Insursncepremiuiua. Washington Star. ait Hla War. That waa a sly trick. I ll bet Sly tnan .aa tha author of It" Whv. there Isn't the slightest evi dence to connect him with It" Thsfs lust why I'm sure he s st tne bottom of It" Philadelphia rress. vara... S.aae-thlaaT Cesar af It. VaU These men who sre always try- In. kiaa von make me very urea. R.nMe. too. TDeres noium, satire eo much as a successful man. Philadelphia Ledger. a ..... artaaara- Caaeatl.a. The emperor and empress of Japan st... nanaivtne a vlaitor bave not met before, generally coo- srse la whisper. Hall's t aiarrbi Cure Is taken Internal!, act ing directly upon the bliod and niuoous sur- tai.es oi m ayu u.,l,t h all Llruuslais, llaU s family ('ills are the beat. Real Maaeaolr. Tbe tons bandit waa holding np a rail wav train. "It s better than beine president or the road." be chortled. "I don't bave to divide any of the swag with influential politicians." By the wsv of reDste. nowever. oe re turned the cheap watches to their own- era. tsts. Toledo, O. oolesale Drug- Safe, Sure and Speedy. No external remedy ev r yet devised has so fully and unqueMioiiawy "" prime comlitioim a-i auccesMiinv Allcocks I'lasters. 'I ney are sate a they contain no delete ious (Inijrs snd re inunulac ured upon scitnlihc principle' or medic ne. They are sure because nothing r.H-sinto them except ingredients whirli are exnetlv ad p ed to ilje purt.o-cs f..r wlnehap a tens mjuirru. in their action lajcausetlieiriivdicitial qual ities ko right to their wors oi r, ir ..s , ... and restoring the nntiirul and healthy r frinaiieeofthefuntioiiolniules,iiervis and skin. , , . . Alh'.M ks Plnsters are the ..riginnl and genuine porous pla-t. rs mid like inn-t nier-itoriou- articles iae U-en extensively irii tnted. th ref.ire i.lwsys make sure snd get the genuine Allcock'n. Tha Last Wars. "Kw g'on. Mike." said the Rrltish aoldler. attempting to end the argu ment; "you're a lobster. -Te flatter me." retorted Mike; "sbure a lobster's a wise animal, fur is tbe color fur him ss long ns ,lTes. .' he'll die before he put. on , red eoaf-Tb- Catholic Standard and Times . CASTOR I A lor Infante and Cnildran. The Kind You Have Always Bought ALBERTA Tbe land tit the e.ilden srsln. Her la a ansp or Investor" t4tt srn-s. improved, fi miltra Iroin the (rowlllii l..n ol MseUod. l ).rr sere. In two years from now thla land ill be worltt tM er aere. A..ly in a ruiii lo C. F. BLCBE, Maclcod, Alberta Jleferenre: I'nlon Bank of Csna.la. CROPS NEVER FAIL in ihe t'l.prr Nnak Valler, Irinlio, whm 2b,(hu M li.i,inMi ipl V mIIi-v li- fiiini''k-ri r air miir lo, etd. 6iHi.uii.J sit-a un.le, e,... 0, ml. she l,..i.t atlll swell ill" selller. I lelt at s d s ril vslly ill Ibr world, r'lhea e linsle: elm ef, liult; Iniinriia- ero; of . rain, allallu au srla"i. H.itiO, Isio in v"td 'n bur ,r fHC orls .Nrs- H. K. .xtei alos I V ii.wMour Htra oi l.a rountry of vaai r-n.ur.-es. A.litoo aiaru-d .Ian I, imsj, a r.-eor hrrakrr. U rii n.r rart rnlar C. ,'. M : It r: III I S TKCOMPSMf St. jtnlhuny and A.hl.ia, blaha. Bear the Bignator of Brlaa I.ar. What Is that poem about the bridge ,f midnlgl.tr asked Mrs. Klnshiiigton. don't know." sn.wered Mrs. r..... but be poet knew what he -r'ltln. .bout. Bridge will keep r0U up till midnight snd after If you you uv loser" Washington bapteu to ne iuri. Star. I,. : Jfir -mrr sot an exprr'-Y A ti JoieBt,biit wltll protM-rcMltl-N , 'U vaiion, t:.cy aaaur aucceas vf from Hit Hart. Larra liove o ViK O dooMs at plnntinK nor diasp- T& jprMnsavt. 'f'',3 T for hlptrrst, surest, brat cror JJ 'as at sll'lrslrrs. I smoua for over Jf apyears. I'J07 bMil Aaaad Af sk Ire oa rrqueat. Jt- Ta I ' o. M. rtsirv a to.,Jv f 1 1 RE3L.ii,.. "lltl7t C TTUI I ILY DENTAL CO. 'S.a Lat One-third off nnulaf prlee f'.!'"rt lima. lr H A. Hiurdevsnl. formerly of I be Oalles, snd !r H. F Hutlrr, formerly of A rllnnt.ni. arewllbiie. They will he (la.1 to meet their old frirnda. ThirS assi CaatN Streets. Partlaad. Orccaa. cT TTV FITS prrai"'""' r-ft-K MIria. ..10. and VraaUaa. lit. iv -.. Tea Early. From the rear store eiodoer st S s. as. Dropped so early CT.ristn.ss shopper. But be dropped -slss!-r.s m.o ... hands Of a watchful, meddlesome eopper. Chirsso Tribnns. TO Ctr A COIO IN ONf DAY . . . a- a r.k.1aa s-.k. IAXATIVEBR0SIO wu.-'" -" liU refund tnonry n . la on rash box. Vic. r. 9 as . ii ii fail, to eiire. E, Dnirslau refund monrj - liKOVI A arr. Thst "ve i blind'' one csn'l dispute. Ul.'s often d-.f snd d.unb to boot., BORAX In the Laundry Will Sterilise the Clo -mrr. Act aa an Antiseptic and Preve. Odor from PresplxaUon. All deslrrs. Ssmple Borss, Bonstet srxt Souvenir Picture In loeiilors. ftr.-ni and ymi rtsler'a name Addrraa PACIFIC COAST BO KAX CO., Oakland, Cal. way It,-f if be aighfless b. I PrT. IJjw does he slys ' Cod Ike t The Ilesder. w,b.rs rtTl ad Mrs Syrup th. h-st r-meov w . rra-IM 1-ier.ve-e.t. r.,.K - exclslmed ber mother. I m . . ... o to tbe shore st all. anrrT 1 Pn-"' , . Her. five day- Tf '" l 7yoongn.n. If. dlsgr.ceful 1" WDP v . . a. rri ri ai !rl. rress. MAKE EVERYDAY TO COUNT- no m filter how bad the we&thec You cannot afford to be , without a TOWERS V7ATF.RFROOF OILED SUIT OK SLICKER "Svlin you buy looK for tha SIONOFTrllriSH r.H. v Ma. - n 1 1 14 sale aar. 77r 9 mrr trrcino cp- Atlanta.