Hillsboro independent., December 21, 1906, Image 7

Does Wnat
Other Stoves
Fail to Bo
'SCc ;;3LfO!-
In almost every hon- i-
room that the hrmt f
other stove, or f uma-- r.;i.
llllia IV
rparh. It l. .
toe "weather" ur. nmnm ........... .... i
connection. It inav UarnM ii.n.. vr
j ....... ry ea y . iiv uill
,a wn rn 01 the bouse whether room or
Hallway it can soon be made suug and Coiy with
PERFECTION
Oil Heater
(Equipped With SmokclMi nri...
UnliVe ordinary oil heaters the Perfection give satisfaction
aiwaya. nr ana loretnoHt It is absolutely lafe you cannot
turn the wick too high or too low. Give interne heat without
moke or amell because equipped with smokeless device.
Can be easily carried fmm mom n r.n. i.
to operate a a lamp. Ornamental at well at useful.
Made in two finishes nickel and japan. Brass oil fount
beautifully embossed. Holds 4 quarts of oil and burns 9
hours. There's real satisfaction in a lVriVrti.m UntH
livery heater warranted. If uot at your dealer write our
"""w s"-y iui ucacripuve circular.
I he
' Zv. T makes the home fcrlrht.
FtWC3 1 Til V Is tue aalrat aud l,rt .,mp
Zi' for all-round houM-liulj
ae aae. Clirre a clrar, elrady
..... ' riiicn wiia lairai
Improved narau-r. Madr of braae throughout and nickel plated.
r,very Ismp warrauird. Unliable fur library, dining room,
parlur or bedroom. If nut at your dralrr'a write to ararrx agency.
STANUAMU OIL COMPANY
a.
isTtif-iaA '
I ! Spiders I.Ik Maslef
It has often boon said that spiders,
re fond of music, but a French Inves
tigator, M. LfN-alllou, now asserts that
this Is not true. He says that their
musical sense must be attributed mere
ly to greed or to hunger. When a fly
Is caught In a spider's web It buzzes,
and the spider luiuietUiitely makes for
the pi lice from which the buzzing
comes. M. Leoalllou, by exerlmentlng
with a violin, some files, a piano, vio
loncello and a cornet, found that only
those musical sounds which resemble
the buzzing of the flies attracted the
spiders. The cornet, for Instance, In
variably frightened It, and so did the
piano.
Kach of Germany's eight colonies,
copt Samoa, receives a subsidy greater
tban the revenue It yields.
Mothess win And Mrs. Window's toothing
Syrup the best remedy to use lot thslrobuarso
urlug I ho teetmjjg; period.
Maar Trss Word.
When, a few years ago, someone In
an Idle Jest worded an advertisement
for a hoimemnld saying that the ad
vert lner would and could give "refer
ences" we all laughed and thought
It too funny to be true. Ilut It wn
prophetic. Recently In the newspnper
of a suburban city an advertlNement ap
peared for a cook and a housemaid, and
the one In want of the servanta added
In a uiiiiiuer uumlNtakably meant to lie
persuasive "first chance In ten years.
Itut who among us feels like laughing
now? Itather It Is solierlng In Its ef
fect uKn us, since It but tells In one
more way a story that Is vexing and
perplexing thousands of housekeepers
In the State. Itoston Transcript
Ilia Oi Maaa'artore.
Sir William Bailey "jiliiyed this off,'
as he expressed It, at a dinner at which
the late Cardinal Vaughan sat near to
him. "Where did you get that bit of
hlatory from?" the cardinal asked. "I
didn't get It from anywhere." Sir Will
lam answered. "I make history a I
go on. Manchester Guardian.
Worth Knowing.
That Alleock's Dusters are the highest
result of ineilii'al science and okill ami in 111
Rit'dienta and 111' thod have never l-en equ
aled. That ihey are the oriKiial and genuine
porous plasters upon whose repntut on liul
la tori tta.le.
That tliov never fail to perform their rem
edial work quickly hii1 tltWtunlly.
That for Weak Ita. k, Rheumatism, Colds
Lung Trotililo, M rains and all L0C.1l I aim
they are invuluulilu.
Tliut when you buy Alleock's Dantert
you omnia tlw UksI plasters niaue.
Trouble Ahead.
"I see that Vienna sausages must be
canned In Vienna and French sardine
In France."
"Yea, but there's going to lie trouble
when they Insist that Turkish cigar
ettes must be made la Turkey." Cleve
land l'lalu Dealer.
la Ireland there are 211,000 widows, as
! compared with only 88.000 widowers.
TRYING EXPERIENCE.
Spent Over SI00 In a Vain Search
for Health,
Miss Frances Gardner, of 369 Jackson
Boulevard, Chicago, Ills., writes:
'GrtiMamen: I heartily endorse
Doan'a Kidney
Pills, as I have
found by personal
1 p r 1 (Dee) that
they are an ideal
kidney temedy. I
suffered with com
plications of kid
ney complaint for
nearly fire years,
pent over $100 on
useless remedies,
while Ave boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills
cured ma in a few short weeks. I am
now enjoying tha best of health, r-ave a
fin appetite, the best of digestion, and
restful sleep, all due to your splendid
pills."
Bold by all dealers. 60 cents a bo.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Of the children attending Germat
schools l'i per "lit stutter.
CASTOR I A
Tor Infants and Children.
Tha Kind Yen llava Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Tlaliel la Mealra.
After answering the telephone and
talking Spanish Into It without appar-
entlv cettlna- results, the clerk at a
hotel hung up the receiver aud re
marked :
"My Spanish Isn't the best In the
world, I know, but I should think a
man would know how to talk at least
The fellow Just talking to nie over the
phone couldn't talk euongh Spanish to
order a meal, and to save me I couldn't
make hi 111 understand, although I know
I used correct language. While be was
talking sn American rushed Into the
hotel and tin to the desk. "Say," he
said, "can't anyone here talk English.
I Just tried to telephone here and the
Idiot trying to talk Spanish over the
phone knows mighty little about the
language."
"I was talking to you." said the
clerk.
When apologies were made the con
venation continued in English. Mexl
can Herald.
SKIN DISEASES
HUMORS IN THE BLOOD
When thellcxxl is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will le ioft. smooth
nn.l free from blemishes, but when some ncid humor takes root in the circu
lotion its presence is manifested by a skin eruption, or Wa.sc. These
hi mors ret in the blood, pencrally because 0 a;t inactive or slt.gg.sU
Humors pi u 1. ft ..'.,,,, d..tv 5t s to collect and carry
Kn..r ntnl ferment and n ii circulation ....h. . -
on Ae Uoo,l Ut:instothrr oil the humors nnd acids throuR h he
r nnJ clan.!s cf the skin, rroJucinff Eccraa. Acne, Tetter. Tsonas s,
r niw.7,m n .tin cnintionsof various kinJs. Iema appears usual ly
with a ali-ht redness of the skin followed by pustules iroin wuica men,
?ovv, s cky flu d that dries and forms a crust, and the .tchtnff is intense
It is renerally on the back, breast, face, arms and lcffS, though other parts
it thefbod? timv be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds
OI Hie XXiy iiiuv .""r .. . . t ,,. d m wlnVb are intended
, u. 1 sn I'm l.looJ dries UO Hie natural wn ui v- . -
kS it so ft and pfian?. causing a dry. feverish condition and emnf t J
10 , ecu u t m-t-es its annearance on the face in the
ta keco it soft aud pliant, causing a ary, .. v. -.. - -
hard EitiSy appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in e
uaru, i-aia.iy i k pimples and black heads, whila
I suffered with resetn fr frjT rsoriasis comes in scaly patches on differ
yo.ra and could find nothinsr . . . . t)ne cf the worst
Suffered Intensely with tU .Itch- fonns of pliia trouble is Salt Rheum;
lofmnfrobmrwM its favorite point of attack is the scalp
JtirtTM:eV.-t-wonWeo.on 8omctimcS catisin? baldness. Toisori Oak
the skin aud when scratched off disa-rccahle types cf skin
theakin wa
ft beef. I s
Ion Tears w-. - --,-
Sc7?rV"er. baVr-ever be-u
Urr.traefU.roe.AiiSf
Ctockman, ITsb.
A.wfth:?w ;.h.W and Ivy are also disagreeable tyres of skin
ij. th t- ' n.i..,nt..enrn.1iicin'.' the trouble
I waa ofUicted, but , . itt lh(, vt..i throusrh the
1 113 liuuuuu
Winter to rreaic out nnu iu.
...rr ... ;iti tiiTrtiim of Snrinir. Thelt
euuvm vi". . - - 1 c ,
. . f . .M tl m i IS h. O. O.
ircaimcni v-u - . -
L . n. i.T nn.l rrmowS tue
humors so that the skin instead of being
irritated and c.scascu, is v -
supply Of Ircsn, iicauny wxki.
'!'.: ,f.,t,.o icVm lotions, etc..
applicaiious n . v.-., -1 - -
while they soothe the itching cause.1 by
skin affections, can never cure the trouble
. .-W a not reach the blood. S. S. S. pocs down int., tue cu au .
(vy....... J - ... . ,
PURELY VEGETABE
iey da not reach the woou. ? , Mooa to its
- 1 forces out ewry particle ox lorcign rn-m " ' i'm ft akin
and jorccs cm .,n.nt r runn? every form ci skin
normal, pure common. iy "Mee, J,ircj Mnt free
I'T iSf SSSU first cli;s drug stores.
to all who write. S. SH spccific C0., ATLANTA. GA.
TEZTfS C7 AIL CNS2S-
w:ra COUNT BON I DE
CASTE LLANE WHO CN
- a a, irsax rr Ti fV .
tfo.ooao
MA
11
True
one
nnltf fit lf.uVs R.intAnArilta. tliA
great blood puritlcr and general
tonic. This remarkable medicine baa
effected many radical and permanent
cures that are the wonder of the world.
It eradicates all humors from imples
to scrofula.
00 Doses $1
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as SarsatabS. 100 dusts $1.
Count Hon I de Castellane has squan
dered $s.(KHI,(mhJ In four years. Half
of the millions were the Gould millions
and the other half belonged to trusting
tradeauien. Notwithstanding the Ill
timed lioastlng of I'llny, Seneca and
Juvenal, now principally read by col
lege boys against their will, of the abil
ity of the royal mouey siiendcro In their
time, the Count de Castellane apiears
to deserve the palm as the king of
spendthrift, starting out to vie with
AplcliiM who, uikiii the statement of the
ancient writers mentioned, squandered
f I.IMM).(NN) on riotous living, he has sur
passed I.iicullus, who "at one meal de
voured a whole estate."
Although the late Jay Gould Is cred
ited with having left an estate of 75,
lMMl,00 In rapidly increasing Invest
ments, the dowry Anna Gould brought
to the French nobleman was ouly 3,
(sh),(mn). This was regarded as ample,
considering the fact that It was prac
tically a,(Mio.(Msi more than the Count
was accustomed to enjoy. Under the
French law the husband has full con
trol over the Income of his wife, so
that at a stroke of the pen the poor
Count had millions to iend.
Wisdom does not apear to have
guided any expenditure of which the
Count has been guilty. He put bis
wife's whole dowry Into a town house
lu Tarls. modeled after the Little Tria
non, Then there Is a country house
which cost another half million. A
yacht cost $hi,hhi and a yacht cannot
be kept In commission for nothing, nor
a crew paid with "I. O. U.'s." Ills at
tempt to become a politician coat an
other f4O0,(HH).
Itut the enumeration of his follies Is
by no means concluded. Itonl Is fond
of entertaining. Most of the entertain
ing was of a character responsible for
leading hlin Into court as a defendant
In a suit for divorce. Vet It was not at
all equal to the extravagant way lu
which he provided entertainment for
royal guests. lie gave a bear bunt for
the Grand Duke ISorls yf Russia. This
cost Ilonl $1UI". The Duke could
have given a better one In Hussla for
one twentieth the sum. A hunting party
for the King of Portugal cost only $5..
(H, for his Majesty Is very stout and
his activity as s hunter Is limited to
shooting at released trapd birds or
freed deer. The IllU'heou which fol
lowed was resiMrtislhle for so large an
exH'inllture. No extravagance was too
stuisMidous or too astonishing to be
neglected by Count Houl once he had
conceived the Idea for an entertain
nient. Ills dinner to the King of I'or
tugnl made hlin famous. According to
various reports it ruu me Louut about
f.V lu debt
Another entertainment which was
the talk of "all Tarls" was a "lltth
dance. Louis XVI. style." This cos
tume bull was very charming, and not
too dear at fsi.iXK). A more modest
dance Louis XIV. style cost $ M.um
Hoth of these fetes were appropriate la
the palatial setting wnicu the Caste
lane inansk afforded, tine celling of
the palace, that of the Countess's room
was decorated at an expense of 1110.
000, as an evidence of the Count's grat
itude.
When the Countess' lawyer de
nounced Houl as a "monumental spend
thrift." he evidently wus well Inform
ed, for the rapidity with which the
Count showered money aud obllga
tlons for more money has perhaps
never been equalled.
There Is far more Action than truth
In the accounts of the royal spend
thrifts of former ages. For Instance
the statement that Caesar's supjier bills
for four mouths were more than five
millions sterling or almost f2i),(KK),tMi0
la nrobably exaggerated. Some ex
platiatory notes are needed also with
the anecdote of Antony giving bis cook
s town of 35.(NH) inhabitants. Next
morning, very likely, Antony rebuked
him for falling to take a Joke. But the
case of the Couut de Castellane Is one
of those modern Instances which. In
measure, Is open to the lusjiectlon of
the world.
tars llrar f'rleada.
Grace (during storm) I'm awfully
afraid of lightning.
Lola I doii t see why you should be.
Grace Why not?
f .ilia 1 1 1 t Vina tl aVktltA.
thing attractive even for lightning.
Vala lies ret.
rtnf. Ttertle." unlit tils mother. "VOU
asked for two cakes and I gave them
to you. Areut jou satisfied J"
No. I ain't." growled Hertle. "lou
was so easy I'm klcklu' meself 'cause
I didn't ask for four." I'blladelpbla
Ledger.
THE CATHEDRAL OF ST. ISAAC AT ST. PETEESBERQ.
4 4 '
.'kM
The CiithedrnI of St Isaac at the Kusnlan capital. Is not only one of the
moat ImiKislug churches In St Petersburg, but It Is also a somewhat reduced
rejdlea of Kt. Peter's at Home. It has sll the dignity of the Itonian model,
and Its proKrtlons are rather more successful. The Interior of the Russian
temple in nowise resembles the great basilica of the I'lar.zn dt Kan Metro. It
Is far more splendid In Its ornamentation and abounds In color and gold. It
waa begun In 1S15 and was nnder construction for thirty-six years. It Is
certainly one of the best examples of neo-classlc architecture In Europe,
Mi(SK(f(SflIIHiMnH
st
m
Marvelous, j I 5
; Quaint and Curious.
Tower ol 1 kaadprlsa Wlaala.
I kr' 4 ' t . H tu jay- . ,t T ' k - I
--""-". .SC ''..-... I
The Great Wall Is certainly a won
derful monument of ancient times; but
It Is almost the only one that we read
f in China, except a famous Temple,
or Tower, partly In ruins, which stands
on an eminence In tlie nelghliorliood of
Hang chow-f(. It Is called the "Tow
er of the Thundering Winds" and Is
supposed to have been built about 2K)
years ago
Sae of Her Karta.
A small girl was fascinated by the
tale of the 'Three Hears," as told her
Py a visiting nurse. F.very time the
nurse came she was asked to re-.it It
In "The guecn's Poor" the nurse tells
of the child's opinion.
Noticing that during the almost dal
ly recital the little girl kept her eyes
on a picture of some boys playing
football, 1 wondered what connection
there was In her mind between the two.
and finally 1 ,skl'11 hpr' "What are
bears?"
With the level tones of a person per
fectly sure of her facts, she replied,
"Hears la boys."
Yes, the sua shines for all when It
Isn't cloudy.
MAKING FARCE OF WEDDINQ.
eaaeleaa mm4 Tract Ctiloai Better
Honored la tha Breach.
A wedding episode In wbch the bride
rod t the railway station 1 1 a street
car rather than make the tr'D In a ear
rlage ornamented with flint-ring white
rlhlNius and pasteboard hearts furnish
ed bite.-eatlng reading for the Wash
Ingtoi liuhllc recentlr. Ihere Is
more or less serious aide to Mich Incl
(It 1 1 which Is often overlooked, owing
to me ruii mat the serio on ic villain
la :ikely to te a Jo I. gissl Mlow who
In Ht Vealr abandon of nU frolicsome
unliii.il nature fone his slirtstlck ist
soi.aiuy into the drama in me tiest or
Irlendlv hluli snlrlta. An I tLrelv tha
Jolly good fellow Is all rU"t where he
Is'loii.s. Itut when he p-esutnea to
ni.u-" a burlesiiuo of saT'ii cereino-
nc.ls and terrorizes bluvilng brides
and pnllbl brldegrisims he beinmes, ttl
use a feminine expression ftpproprinte
to the subject, a mean, horrid eld thing.
In the iMMiie circle or cmong the
clost friends of "the li:i!(" pair" a
Mtle liinoi'i iit waggery may fcol appear
unbearably out of plaiv. Hut wag
gery as skiii as It approi'he borse
play Is objectionable as a feature of
wedding festivities. Tim niarrlago
rite Is as holy and as lm,reslve and
an beautiful as any as''ated with
what Is known as our Christian civil
lyatlon and the Jolly gissl fellow who
Intel feres with Its pror fbservance
U at once changed Into a Jo'iy bad
yahoo.
The cruelty of the thing l ' worth
considering. All the femlalie love of
ceremonial display nnd .ire!ul atten
tlon to artistic details is likened In
a bride and of all things In the hear
em ntsivp or on the earth i"intb there
is nothing she would rarn.'r have p,.r.
feet and altogether seemly t,inn her
marriage day, even to the not trilling
circumstance connected with It- Itut
along comes the Jolly g.xxl fellow ami
makes It a source of torment Wash.
Ingtou Herald.
Oa Their IJnaerasoaa.
P11P oh, George. I want these
people to know that I am married to
you.
He Well, my dear, yon bad letter
carry the dress suit case and Us um
brellas. L Ulre,
00 Doses $1
Ftfteealh Cralarr Maaaera.
The antiquary tsk down a small,
fat volume, tellum-boutid, with a bras
clasp.
"This Is a 'Hook of Manners,'" be
said. "It was prluted lu 1170, Here
are a few v. tracts."
Aud be read:
To uot gnaw a bone, like a dog,
nor stick the marrow out of a bone.
"In ieclliig a l-ar, begin at the
stalk; but with an apple, begin at the
toi.
IK) not wliie the hands on tlte
clot bos, nor kuck them, but use the
cloth.
When you drink, lift the cup In
both hands; you must not drink with
one baud like a wagouer when he Is
greasing his cart wheels.
"Wipe your nose and mouth when
you have druuk, aud do not cough luto
the cup.
"Do uot eat an apple all alone, but
cut It la two aud give a neighbor a
piece,
, "lo not use your own knife to cut
your meat If the host has set a knife
of his own at your place.
"Do not spread butter oa bread with
your thumb."
For that
Dandruff
There Is one thins that will
cure It Aycr's Hair Vigor.
It is a regular scalp-medicine.
It quickly destroys the germs
which cause this disease.
The unhealthy scalp becomes
healthy. The dandruff disap
pears, had to disappear. A
healthy scalp means a greatdeal
to you healthy hair, no dan
drufT,no pimplcs.no eruptions.
Ths best kind of a testimonial
"8oU lor ovar sixty years."
Jk Mad
An
bi t. U. ATT Co , I.ow.U, kH
A .. aituufailursra f
iitim rtcrocaL.
lilSHE Laxative
mm! i
ir i w&ffi
W,v;;jr",a?rJ that
JJ .,rJW MriWK fc
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Known Quality
There are two classes of remedies: those of known quaN
ity and which are permanently beneficial in effect, acting
gently, in harmony with nature, when naturenteds assist
ance ; and another class, composed of preparations of
unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo
rarily, but injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural
functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of
a the remediesof known quality and excellence is the ever
pleasant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California
4iritCfiit' Sywxy u., which i cj'i taenia mc wu v c j i uitij-n; j i
$fwli plants, known to act most beneficially, in a pleasant syrup,
'&Mffiwii in which the wholesome Calif ornian blue figi are used to con-
Sfltfffi.r. i rikiia their rlrh Ac li.-flto f rnitv fl lvnr. ltUlhfreme.lv
of all remedies to sweeten and refreshandcleanse the systtm
gently and naturally, and to assist one In overcoming consti
pation and the many illsresultingtherefrom. its activeprinci
rles and quality are known to rhysicians generally, and the
remedy has therefore met with their approval, as w ell as with
the favor of many millions of well Informed persons who know
of their own personal knowledge and from actual experience
'fj thatit is a most excellent laxative remedy We do not claim that
it will cure all manner of ills, but recommend It for what it really
' represents, a laxative remedy of known quality and excellence,
containing nothing of an objectionable or injurious character.
There are two classes of purchasers: those who ftre informed
is to the quality of what they buy and the reasonsfor the excellence
of articles of exceptional merit, and who do not lack courage to go
elsewhere when a dealer offers an imitation of any well known
irticle; but, unfortunately, there are some people who do not know,
nd who allow themselves to be Imposed upon. They cannot expect
:s beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy.
To the credit of the druggists of the United States be it said
nearly all of them value their reputation for professional
integrity and the good will of their customers too highly to offer
imitations of the
Genuine Syrup of Figs
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and in order
to buy the genuine article and to get its beneficial effects,
one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of
the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the
front of every packace. frice, 50c per bottle. Une size
St
3
only, ger
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color mora food brig hire and faster colors than any othrr dye. On
ruarantecd lo give perfect rrsulls. Ak dealer, or we will arad post
T. . 1 ..f.iUlt hUl ill t t I ln.nn.llU UlUnUnL
Slaacn ana aws colors. mwiwi. wnv "--"'---
flM 1 0r aackaea colors silk, wool and Cotton eoually well and la
paid at 10c pacaaa. wraa lor irea pooaicc now la are
Daakaed.
Church A man recently paid $10,000
for a seat in the New York Stock Ex
change. Ootbam And did he set Itt
"O. yea, he got It."
"That's sll right, then. I'll bet Is
paid more than that in my lifetime for
seats in the street cars that 1 never got."
Yonkers Statesman.
TITO St. Vitus' Taaro and all Nerroos Dla-sMa
MIS pmnananily r"rl hr I'r. Klin s .ria ,
V.'rH Calorrr. Wnrt f.,t KKKK l-trlal bolt . and I
UssTlJr. M. U. Itlln., UL. IUI Arch at, l-LUa...
It Is officially reported that the growing
of cotton In West Africa has been ery ,
successful. i
CoaSrmlaa aia Popalar Irapreaaloa. '
".Minnie," aaid the young man, whose
heart was thumping violently, "do you
know that everybody er says says
that we we are engaged?" !
"I suppose. Harold," she snswered,
"everybody thinks that that we ought
to be by this time."
After that it waan't long uttll every,
bodv knew It.
Beware of Ointments tor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury
as mercury will surely do.troy the sons" of
Siuull ana cnll"'i"j' -i-
toiu auto enlering H tur.nign the mucus
urla.t-a. Kuril artii ies should never ba u.-t
asrrpiunprencrlpiiuualro.il repuiaLlo phv
.i.taaNSSiheOaiiisir' thry a ill no Is u-n I. .1.1
Ui t o K'kk! toh can ji".y tlilveln m ti.ain.
llsll iisMirta t ur. tnanulacMirrd ly r. J.
( heni-y A i o., Tulwlo. , cmiain. nutirfM ury,
an.l la ta.rn Inlerns ly, acting lir-illy ii- ii
tin blood ami niuonus iirtars nl the sirrm.
In buytns Hall's slarrht lire lie .lire you (ret
ttie a-.-nuinr. Ilia la. en Inlernally. and niaoe
In loir. Ii. Ohio, by '. i. Cbaney Cu.
Dionlsli Irre.
Hold by Hriiglnts, price 7.'. per botUs. i
liall'i famlil f iU are the beaU
Yaa Have Sera Theaa.
First Flat Dweller Those r"Dle
oyer there are always kiting- on the
meals.
Second Ditto Then why don t they
move?
First Flat Dweller They're the kind
that woultl rather kick than eat De
troit Free Tress.
Coatlaaoas Pol Hies.
"We must have a leader," said a
member of the mob.
"What forr
"So that we can have a revolution."
And then?"
"We'll put hlrn la authority."
"Anil then?"
"Another leader, of course, and an
other revolution," Washington Star.
The rule of the Tsar extends over twice
ss much contiguous territory ss sny other
power In the world.
Important to Timber Owners
We ar pnrrbaalng sxoiiH for large
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oiuitry. Thi-Mt turn are Investing In
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1 1 Kill pay von to i He ua Immediately,
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Addreaa Timbvr lu parlinenl,
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URGE
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All the brat brrrit
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Young sloth on hand
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